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HEAVE HO UNNA

>>154250509
>>154250472
>whoever asks first loses. just date her with zero expectations and focus on how you feel about and around her and convey that when she inevitably asks "where do you see this going?" or "am I girlfriend material?"
How come you lose if you ask first? And what are ways to answer those questions without giving her the ick?

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why are peanutbutter cups not a bigger thing in Australia. these things are delicious, would be nice if we didn't have to import them. also hate how each piece has the little wrapper cup on it, annoying to take off for each one I eat

this is my intuitive guess about what happened

>Hollands has adhd and possibly was recently diagnosed, got medicated
>untreated adhd regularly leads to addictions/ alcoholism etc that explains past
>This is the reason he was let back into the side as it seemed like he was "on the right track" etc
>fast forward to yesterday
>combination of bad sleep due to medication/ anxiety etc
>"Oh fuck it's the big game and my chance to prove myself"
>Takes 10 dexies an hour before game and then possibly more through the duration of game. the medication in small doses had likely been helping him, and he had little awareness of side effects with big doses.
>totally fries him
>nobody acts or does anything because they "know" of his conditions, easier to ignore
>Carlton find this out but can't say it's drugs because it's technically a prescription medication. Pretty sure it's also illegal for them to disclose medical information so the best they can do is say it's mental health

has there been an announcement around gather round yet or are they still negotiating

>>154250546
decent read

>>154250546
imagine doing damage control on this general where only 50 or so people in the entire country will see lol
I hope you're at least getting paid

>>154250542
The peanut butter in them tastes awful, so waxy.

>>154250562
what do you think he just decided to get fucked up before a game?

>>154250539
Try not to over think things mate, if she likes you then you're doing a good job.

>>154250539
asking first shows you are more invested than heer and can make her feel like she's getting put on the spot or has to lead the relationship. both ick inducing.
>what are ways to answer those questions
depends entirely on what you want from dating her. In my experience it's more important to be true to yourself and share that truth with her, if she gets the ick so be it, did you a favor and you can move on quickly. never modify or filter your behavior trying to angle for a certain outcome. You'll just become a performative husk of yourself.
t. made every mistake you can

girls can only truly like you if you don't show interest

>>154250539
ok you want to know the trick to seeming more desirable to her rather than being brave and just saying hey "I want to this thing we've got going on to take the next step as in we are an exclusive item" which risks scaring her off and you stop getting to have sex wit her. The cowardly approach is to make yourself seem more scarce and a finite. As in you start banging other chicks and not so subtly imply that you are seeing other chicks. She will naturally see that other chicks value what you have as well and be more willing to fight for you because you are now a hot social commodity. It will also stop you from fretting about her banging other dudes because now you have options. You might find you like the other chicks more. She might be like he hasn't messaged me for a few days what's going on and message you to see what's up. "Sorry babe I'm out with a friend tonight I'll get back to you tomorrow." Then maybe you drum up the courage to ask her to be your girl friend which as it's not as big a loss now since you're dating other chicks and getting sex from them. The problem with this strategy is it more often to not leads her to cheating on you. "Well we were first dating he was with other chicks" and "I bet he's with that other girl tonight instead of his mates at the footy, oh this hot guy just dm'd me I'm gunna get back at him by hooking up with this guy."

>tldr So instead of being an insecure little coward just say "hey I like you will you be my girl friend."

ITT: Cuckolds

every single one of my fumbles was caused by revealing how much I liked her. Or asking if she felt the same way.

Even if you're in love with them, the second you show it they'll run for the hills. They need to think you're better than them for them to "love" you.
Law of the jungle innit

hello everyone i am here

>>154250600
t. in a broken relationship

watching the league till footy starts
melbourne playing

just gymcel and looksmaxx for a couple yeatrs

You know which girls don't play games? 6/10 asians.

>>154250605
see>>154250579

>>154250603
Hey mate, hope your day went well.

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>>154250609
>you hab good job?
>you hab muhneee?

>>154250616
been pretty good
long covid wrecked me last week so glad to bounce back
adhd kicking me around a bit tho

one of the best things about sea countries is that you can get basically whatever you want from a pharmacy without a gp. often delivered to your door in a few minutes. can't even get extra strength jock itch cream here without a discussion with some gatekeeper.

>>154250631
I just started on vyvance, fingers crossed.

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>>154250568
yesbro!
he probably didn't get enough sleep because he was nervous playing against collingwood in a big fixture and needed and upper to get him wired and ready to go.
obviously took too much and the rest was history for all to see.

>>154250624
exactly Chinese Dragon Lady genes in all of them.

>>154250641
good luck
that knocked around my anxiety and ocd so I had to drop down a dosage

>>154250546
makes sense

>anxiety riddled vaxxmaxxed maskcattle
kek

>>154250609
you mean nuns, because lying and manipulation are sins
nuns are lovely though, i wouldn't be totally opposed to one leaving the convent to marry me

>>154250579
It's true.
You gotta just ball and do your own shit and not be pre occupied with all that noise and you'll be smooth.

too many idiots overthink this shit and act like cunt and cock isn't something that's everywhere. sad!

>>154250631
>long covid
Not even a real thing lmao

>>154250650
You may be onto something

the opiate of the masses

>>154250666
yes it is you imbecile

trust the basedence!

>longcovid
vaxx status?

sounds like you might have fibromyalgia. all the hallmarks are present.

let's not re-open old wounds yeah?

>no english
>no richards
how fucked are western?

>>154250681
nah got that ticked off

>>154250666
>you gotta just ball and do your own shit and not be pre occupied with all that noise and you'll be smooth.

aka pretend not to care or deny the fact you like a girl

this works for say casual sex etc.. but once you are in a relationship or want to be in one just balln and doing your own thing doesn't work this is where being a playa doesn't help you. You actually have to be a man and express the fact you like the chick and want to take things further.

If she gets the ick it's because she's immature and doesn't recognise a confident man being direct about his feelings for her. So she wasn't worth it in the first place. Let her go be with the other guy that she really wants that doesn't value her and keeps her down.

>inb4 simp

>>154250695
simp

what is a fun fact that most people don't know?

>>154250670
How come only lazy, fat and/or women get it then?

60 minutes until geelong's season is OVER

Even pretending you have a girl on the side is like a cheat code. Their ears prick up and they can't even hide it.

European countries have it much easier. If you're in any way serious with another person it is rightly and readily assumed that there's no one else, even if you're not officially in a "relationship" yet, they make themselves exclusive before they're officially exclusive

get yourself a shy, chubby, big tiddy 6.5/10 and you will have a much happier life than chasing girls who think they're hot
t. happily married man

>>154250546
I used to have heaps of dexies when I couldnt get any ice before a big footy match
he knows what he was doing, mental problems lol

ahem
chead gwound

>>154250698
Perth has more rainfall on average than London.

>>154250706
social media has made every girl think they're hot

>>154250706
i would but they won't have me

>>154250695
yeah no shit, when your in a relationship you can open up about shit, but you better be prepared to hear about every fucked up thing you've done for the rest of your life.

to err is human, to forgive is not in a woman's mental capacity

then again thats hot women
if you wanma be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife as old jimmy said

>>154250698
There have been intriguing observations related to gravitational lensing—the bending of light due to massive celestial bodies—that sometimes challenge expectations. The James Webb Space Telescope has captured unusual Einstein rings, where light from distant galaxies bends around foreground objects in ways that appear more pronounced or distorted than predicted.
While Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity explains how gravity warps spacetime, some recent findings suggest that light bending around massive objects may exhibit unexpected behaviours, possibly due to dark matter distributions, unknown gravitational effects, or subtle deviations in spacetime curvature.


>Long story short we have observations in our galaxy that disprove the laws of gravity which is a big deal in physics.

>>154250698
Adelaide has a very similar climate to Marseille

>>154250698
give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you

>>154250706
t. toby pink

>>154250715
Do you have comprehension issues?

>>154250712
also has made them into complete retards
the women who i actually like hanging around and talking too don't do any of that and work real jobs

it's the quality of people your hanging with that matter at the end of the day

>>154250717
put the dmt bong down mate

>friday night
>4chan
>advice on women
kek

>>154250723
why are you so upset? did your heart get b-b-broken ;(

>>154250726
>also has made them into complete retards
yes, and incredibly boring

>>154250730
i say this

>>154250737
I'm not upset blud I'm just concerned you can't answer simple questions because you have trouble comprehending them and you are insecure about it hence going into damage control and attacking me.

>>154250740
crisp melbourne poster

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>You want the Hollands stuff to go away Andrew? Blast Bailey with the forbidden frequency, you know the one

>>154250743
no wonder she left your beta ass

>>154250718
another fun fact Marseille was historically a Greek city that was a mix between Greeks and Celtic peoples before romans came in and slaughtered everyone

You know, man, all bitches are the same, just like my ho’s. I keep ‘em broke. Wake up one morning with some money in their pockets, they subject to go crazy. I keep ‘em looking good, pretty, and all that, but no dough. When I get a bitch, I got a bitch.

>>154250718
i always thought perth's weather was super coastal/desert like and there can't be many places like it but it turns out northern spain is very similar

Let's just all take our Zoloft and relax

>>154250743
oh shit the CEO of bitchin' and crying is here

>>154250703
How do I do this convincingly

he's STEAMING

heeell jimmeh, it's about damn taaahm

>>154250717
>disprove the laws of gravity
the laws are unchanging, it was just our current understanding of them that was flawed.

>>154250760
Memorise reviews of prossies and say them out loud mid convo.

>>154250770
bozo

Damn both games at the two worst stadiums in Australia.

>>154250702
>t. slicker

>>154250774
ya 'think' and thats all, theyll never have any power because they crumble like world trade

IF Everything that begins to exist has a cause
AND The universe began to exist
THEN The universe had a cause

Home-made carbonara with home-made garlic bread for dinner. I don't do takeaway slop, it's beneath me

hollands is NOT in a good state right now
victoria SUCKS

>>154250786
crisp kalaam cosmological argument enjoyer

>>154250780
dangerously based
they don't want you to have these opinions

sometimes when people get heart transplants from someone else they can sometimes acquire memories from that person
no one knows what the fuck even goes on or how that is even possible but it can happen

>>154250774
>glugging mega iced coffee before bed
>i has insomnia XDDD
wild

>>154250789
crisp giancarlo
pour moi, je prendrai du saumon à la moutarde

>>154250789
Wow real impressive meal there fuckhead, what restaurant do you work at? A fucking 5yr old could prepare that garbage, you fat Italian cunt, slurping down on pasta and bread.

>shitting on the two most soulful stadiums
are geelongseether and sydneyseether the same person?

>tfw the vaccine to cure autism causes autism

>>154250760
call her another name by accident, then quickly correct yourself acting guilty. also never let her use your phone

>>154250812
devilish

god I want to buy a bunch of junk food and binge tonight while watching footy but I hit my new lowest weight today and don't want to ruin my progress.

>>154250810
BOILING

>>154250806
Actually my carbonara is made with no cream and includes eggs and garlic. Traditional Italian style. I'd like to see a 5 year old getting the eggs cooked just enough so that it turns into a sauce

deal or no deal is so fucking grire
>>154250774
>>154250799
we lost the war
>>154250785
kek

>>154250829
whats the trick

>>154250829
do you bain marie it?

Sydney going to stomp Sydney tonight

>>154250832
nta but combine the egg with the cheese and a little pasta water first then mix it with the pasta over a very low light until it creams up.
pretty much babbys first trad pasta.

lol

lol

>>154250846
yeah thats just the same steps as when you do it with cream

Is the sydney derby a big deal

You people will not belittle my carbonara recipe. An old Italian lady taught it to me when I was in Florence and it goes back generations, very hard to perfect and yes I have perfected it

>>154250872
if you have to ask

>>154250873
i'm not belittling it, good on you actually, sounds nice

>>154250873
carbonara sauce is just a balancing act
literally one of the easiest things to make in cooking
and yes, I am belittling it

>>154250872
yes mate

If /cric/ is a kfc general what is /afl/?

>>154250893
we make food from scratch at home, we all lurk /ck/ on the side

>>154250893
hungry jacks, no debate

>>154250698
your foot and forearm are the same length

>>154250893
ice cream

>>154250872
not today unless gws somehow become good again (they won't)

>>154250897
we eat way more maccas here

>>154250899
for breakfast

>>154250609
I just measured and my forearms are 2-3 inches longer

>>154250907
what's that got to do with anything?

I would love to king hit Howie

>>154250698
the smell commonly associated with delicious takeaway pizza is actually the smell of hot soggy cardboard

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https://7news.com.au/news/brazen-pedestrian-caught-on-security-camera-defecating-on-front-lawn-of-berwick-springs-home-in-melbourne-c-22156455

Why are white people always shitting wherever?

swans vs gws will never be a rivalry no matter how hard the force it

will nick daicos get a mention tonight

Speaking of McDonald's, Greg posted the new Korean sauce burger review. I must watch it

>>154250873
spill the goss mate. love a good carba.

>>154250927
This is what happens when you import 3rd world culture to the West. We don't bring them up they drag us down.

>>154250927
>so rare it literally makes the news

>>154250927
>Melbourne's South East of Berwick
>Most spoken non-English language is Mandarin
>Suspect masked up
>White
pfffffHAHAHAHA

I took shit in the bush once and got it all over my hand wandering was all phooey in my undies lol

I’m doing a za for dinner

>>154250944
Nice to see the ESL classes paying off Zhang

>>154250942
The only person I've seen shitting in public was an Asian girl near a bush at my uni

street shitting is good jugaad and increases izzat

>wogs and frogs itt making food at home
>anglos getting fastfood takeout slop
bit in this

>>154250944
https://youtu.be/xZ-SlTaCFfQ

>>154250872
UUUU

>>154250952
The orients boost the (very true) Indian street shitting narrative to distract from their own.

>>154250896
as if lurking /ck/ means anything good, last time i was on there it was almost all about goyslop

had slow cooked roast chuck with a herb and garlic spice rub

>>154250957
Anglos are just boring. No imagination

>>154250972
/ck/ is two entirely different boards depending on when you lurk. it's either artisan european gastronomy or american fast "food" garbage

>>154250979
daddy

qt redhead in the dogs guard of honour

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POWAH

>>154250941
but enough about antivaxxing resulting in hecking tonnes of outbreaks
get the vax for grandma goyim

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WOOF WOOF

every american recipe
>half and half
>garlic and onion powder
>french onion soup mix

>>154250979
hey michael just deliver the food you fuckhead no one asked for the inspirational quotes

oklahoma onion burger, chips and milkshake for tea me

THESE TWO TEAMS ARE AT EACH OTHER LIKE CATS AND DOGS

>>154250989
i thought ed richards was injured

>sydney derby
look how they try to mimic our culture

>>154250996
>hey this recipe looks pretty go-
>*POURS A TUBFULL OF PROCESSED CREAMCHESSE MIX IN IT*
>what is happening? oh n-
>*DUMPS A COLOSSAL MOUNTAIN OF PROCESSED CHEESE BLEND ON IT*
>ends up a greasy slab of literal slop
Every time.

>bulldogs roar
huh?

got a mate who reckons hes been to geelong

Battle of the Fridge

>>154250979
>why i deliver
No fucking way they make them do this lmaoooo

>>154251010
but did he ever really leave? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>154250717
scientists are basically tradies in white coats

>>154250698
Polytetrafluroethylene (PTFE), the forever-chemical famously used by Teflon to make non-stick frying pans, is present in over 99% of the population's blood.

>>154251014
yeah dunno lol im from the riverina go rams

>>154251010
A likely story

>>154251016
so is ur mums vag juicde

>>154250698
little hats funded william the conquerors invasion on england in 1066

Tonight's burning question: Which game should I watch?

>>154251016
just like simian virus 40 from the polio vaxx

tick tock diesel poofs

>>154250927
I did this to my neighbours place. She's an absolute bitch.

>>154251023
first quart of dogs cats then switch between whichever looks best
but i dont expect sydney to be a good game gws are mid and injured

Geelong is, I presume, the Newcastle of Victoria, but I still can't but think of it as the Wollongong... Maybe it's the name...
And while we're on the topic: what's the Central Coast of Victoria? -- your Gosfords, your Wyongs, your Woy Woys, your Wyees...

>>154251023
see >>154250876

What's the Jiliby of Victoria?

dont give a fuck about poo south wales

>>154251016
PTFE is inert and just passes right out of you, it's actually the kicker molecules like PFOA that they use to make PTFE that are everywhere and give you cancer and shit.

>garry lyon
i mute

>>154251041
You WILL switch channel in half an hours time

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>>154251029
dw our supreme leader is doing the best he can

business idea: wrap our arms around bailey smith

>>154251036
an area full of le epic totes real farmers who exist off government welfare despite living a stone throw from the freeway

>>154251052
based RT

what is /afl/ reading atm?

this game is boring as fuck
waiting for the derby

I reckon hollands was on acid

feel pretty bad for any wisecracks i made about hollands lads
really hope the fella gets help, really hope carlton cop it for letting the fella suffer like that

>>154251052
Who the FUCK is using all that diesel??

>>154251068
my life is worse and i do drugs also

>>154251066
gonna be waiting 2 more days for that mate

>>154251065
Book called The Patriot Game. I thought it was a novelization of the film Patriot Games, but it's actually about the IRA. The "hero" is trying to blow up a plane. Odd.

hope ben roberts gets raped

>>154251065
https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0073076

>>154251070
Vin

>>154251065
dostoevsky the double

>>154251063
Jiliby doesn't really have farms desu -- just cunts who own horses and/or ride-on mowers. Farms are more the -longs and Kulnura

I hate Patrick Dangerfield

>>154251065
Shakespeare, as a palate cleanser after finishing Infinite Jest on Tuesday

someone cut me off today and i did a wanking gesture as i drove past to suggest they were a wanker
turns out it was a cute girl and she had a girl mate passenger i saw them replicating the gesture i did and laughing
feel like an idiot

>>154251079
sounds more based than the pro government tom clancy cia goyslop you expected

>>154251093
Same he’s a nerd

>>154251070
tradie fuckheads in their emotional support vehicles

>>154251079
patriot games was based on a tom clancey novel seb

where shootout

>>154251096
i bet they really are wankers iykwim haha

>>154251087
doubly applies to Kulnura. bunch of inbred freaks.
>wahhh im such a hard done by battle but i spend half my day sitting at the hub cafe

>>154251065
Les Miserables

>>154251096
What should you have done?

geelong are beatable at this ground
if my team was minnow enough status to play here they would beat them

Is Ballarat or Bendigo the Bathurst of Victoria?

gives me shiverers sharing the road with you fuckheads

>>154251096
i never gesture in my car because my brother in law once shrugged or something similarly menial to a retard behind him, the guy jumped out of his car and was a methhead and literally ripped his wing mirror off

>>154251109
>doubly applies to Kulnura. bunch of inbred freaks.
honestly never been there kek, but mum goes there sometimes to buy potatoes and shit

>>154251096
whats the correct hand gesture for female masturbation

>>154251065
Just finished
>Nuclear War: A Scenario by Annie Jacobsen
Just starting
>Tragedy and Hope 101: The Illusion of Justice, Freedom, and Democracy by Joseph Plummer

>>154251117
I ride my pushbike and take public transport

>>154251065
started the will of the many because a guy here recommended it

Ahhh an aristocrat

Bevo looks like a lesbian in that hoodie

>>154251070
freight, mining, agriculture.

kek jez face there he sperged out

theres a black guy on the field

gotta know when hold em

>>154251117
just stay in the left lane you slow cunt

brushed your teeth yet mate?

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>>154251141

>>154251144
yeah my gf just pointed him out

>>154251070
Me
>*goes full revs on the freeway for 500m to reach the traffic jam 1 second quicker*

>>154251150
>can't wait for another coleman this y-ACK

>>154251134
any good

>>154251121
Had something similar recently. I was waiting to turn left a guy on an electric scooter was coming towards me. I waited and waited and then he suddenly turned to my right, so I flipped him off.
When I parked at the shop a minute later he was behind me when I got out of the car. First words out of his fuckhead mouth were "I signaled."
Like... mate, if you know why I was angry without me telling you, no you fucking didn't. I told him to check his lights, and he said "they aren't broken" without checking. Then he said "You're a fucking pussy, I'll smoke you," cranked the throttle and silently rolled away.
Bizarre.

>>154251159
yeah it's alright i'm going through it quick

>>154251126
Annie Jacobson is a grifter hope you didn't pay for that read

dempsey would make a cute trap

>>154251167
i don't pay for any off the internet

>lose a ruckman
>look like a bottom 8 team
Shameful

>>154251096
I had some faggot in a red forester with an 'always was' sticker absolutely go off at me on the freeway today
didn't immediately back off when he started indicating to come into the lane despite being in line with his rear bumper so he sped up and flew across then started brake checking me while making hand gestures while I'm just going what the fuck is your problem back to him and then when he took his exit he full on swerved back onto the freeway half into my lane before going back
actual fucking psychotic lefty I didn't fucking do anything

>shatrick poodpantsfield

if your not a burden on society fuck off out of my general

>Clangerfield already shitting his pants
Lol

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>>154251150

we all have to work together on the roads

Lads, Oskar just posted

the roads are meant for sleeping

Lads, Dogs just posted

>>154251188
kek saved

>>154251193
Based cat I almost hit once.

Posted lmao

played golf with a couple of the gws boys over the summer at woollahra
didnt realise they were proper athletes until the 6th
they were pretty average at golf, maybe around 18 handicap but we had a good, competitive round

>>154251200
meant first nationseer

>see opponent running into me as i mark
>drop ball and cry for 50
cringe

>>154251177
good shit

>>154251205
Nah, it was a white cat.

what a goal from jyzza

gotta know when to fold em

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>played golf

>>154251209
lel goddem

>danger danger danger
>field field field

rate my chant guys

>>154251065
just finished Zorba The Greek, would recommend

>>154251218
35/100

i thought richards did his acl why is he playing?

Think ill be switching to the other match soon.
Thank god for 2 Friday night matches

Raw honey cures depression

Does anyone have a crisp stream for me? We can’t get Kayo here on Christmas Island

>>154251226
dogsperg are you ok?
are you ok dogsperg,?

>>154251231
Ask Father Christmas.

bulldogs never fully have recovered from that shock loss to dosn.

>>154251221
real greeks know zorba was more about kicking your friends in the shins instead doing the actual dance

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Now because of the chead ground I have to watch afl at the worst ground with the lamest team at the worst broadcast height. Fuck you Geelong.

>>154251218
pretty good

hope the daaarby is interesting this one sucks

time to switch this slop off

>>154251240
based bombies

>watching vic sloppa
kino awaits at the sovlful scg

>>154251243
Cope and seethe

>>154251218
>bailey bailey bailey
>*sniff* *sniff* *sniff*

[channel switch reminder]

>>154251243
sneed

>>154251252
the scg is sloppa but at least its not a shit cheat ground like shardinia

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go swans!

>>154251272
Go umps iykwim

>That passage of play
Sure this isn't a replay of Thursday night?

same old bullydogs

>geelongseether is fuming
kek

light skin baddie gf 2026

Literally who supports the gws

bont is pulling an elijah

Turns out Tim English was the brains of the Bulldogs.

IF ...
celebrities when they fly into Melbourne sometimes want to get the "authentic" local experience ...

THEN ...
I reckon Prince Harry would've got just that when he spent time with Tom Liberatore during the week. Hopefully the Prince is flying back to watch Libba play under Friday night lights at the Cattery. That would be another authentic local experience.

LET'S WATCH THE COLES GOAL ON THE HARVEY NORMAN REPLAY, BROUGHT TO YOU BY PURA: TASTE THE RAINBOW

>play the black defender on the black forward
swear this happens every other game

>>154251272
corr imagine the bush on her

Let's see what magic Luke beverage has up his sleeve

Zoomer's can't Macarena.

>>154251289
He has Oisin Mullin tagging him. He seems to be able to shut down most/all players. Shame he missed his easy shot at goal otherwise it would've been a real kwab quarter for Bont.

>>154251286
footy "content creators", the players mums
might be it

junior footy in western sydney has died in the arse. even at u11s level they can't get a full comp together, they have to play against east sydney teams. giants'll either be moved to canberra full time or wound up.

Umpires stepping forward 5 meters to throw in is fucking pathetic

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the what stand?

>>154251315
MR AMARTEY GET DOWN

chead ground

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>Bont is better than Naicos

>>154251286
desu I basically treat them as a second team after the swans
t. lives in NSW, but not Sydney

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average looksmatch australian couple in 2026

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the dinner. 4 chicken fillets drizzled with some sweet chilli sauce, with disposable plate and cutlery because my dishwasher broke and I can’t be bothered fixing it. go swans

rattled this catspoof so much he thinks about me when i dont even speak

>>154251307
AFL got something like only 1,000 of a total 22,000 youth sports signups in West Sydney last year
Football (soccer) had more, though the vast majority were league

wow there's another game on holy shit why

>>154251328
so true
i swear i see so many decent looking guys with mid women these days

>>154251326
Know how you feel.
I treat Port as my second team after the Crows.
t. No one ever you plastic spastic.

>>154251338
just goes to show nswians don't get footy

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The ‘tew

>>154251336
All the good looking girls are instathotting/Onlyfansing and can't afford to be seen with a guy.

>two friday night games, one of them a vic match, the other a derby
>it's the sydney derby
could have had the western derby tonight with a proper night time start for wa and no clash with the other game

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>>154251338

>>154251336
>having a mid woman gf
I still would desu
I am just so lonely all the time

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reckon pops is getting a bit senile aye