was this nigga Oscar Schmidt really big or it's just our media milking it for profit?

fuck a.nal

i woke up right now thinking it's better to be single
i wake up when i want and i go to sleep when i want
i want watch anime at 3 AM = I do

If i had a girlfriend it would not be possible

>>154261280
Biggest and best basketballer that never played on NBA, used to have the biggest record in points before being passed by Lebron in 2024

>>154261280
he was shilled as a great name of brazilian sport in the 90s and 2000s but in past 15 or 16 years they forgot about him maybe because he is conservative

https://www.crunchyroll.com/pt-br/series/G6XJNXZ2R/midnight-eye-goku

>>154261307
They forgot about him because he retired mein niggäh

I only accept a girlfriend if she lives in another room and we see each other only 2 hours per day
(or during football matches)

>>154261297
Get a boyfriend then.

>>154261397
no

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¡no me coman!

in the brazilian edition of Men in Black (called Aquele Macaco É Um Marciano!) they changed the ending scene, instead of an alien playing with marbles they decided to put Pelé eating a bowl of feijoada and winking at the camera before cutting to credits

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>>154261863

I hate females

I love females

Bom chia /copalib/
Protesto nas Laranjeiras hoje

I hate beans

Personally, I hate blacks. I am racist

>>154263991
Before I get my 3 day vacation, what mods do I need for skyrim. I got one here before but it still hasn't crashed

been spending all their beans living in the peido paradise

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>>154263991
You're not racist; you're just seeing a pattern.

>the girl I like saw my first IG story and skipped the rest
I'm gonna jump from the statue of liberty

https://ge.globo.com/esports/noticia/yu-gi-oh-as-cartas-mais-caras-do-jogo-veja-precos-absurdos.ghtml

>>154264195
First one should've been a closeup video of your pecs while doing cable flies, she would've seen the rest I'm sure.

>>154264195
>keeping up with who saw your shit
Are you a girl?

>>154264340
The nonsports articles by GE are so much better than the sports one, insane

>>154264340
when my mom became an evangelical she threw away my original yugioh cards because they were of the devil o algo

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>>154262148
Lel
>>154262099
You make me feel less guilty about my bad posts
>>154264171
Go fuck yourself

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The way charla podcast ressuscitated the memory of Evaristo is very moving

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Gootch morning, /copalib/

Who here besides me is completely retarded?

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>>154264904
I'm literally trans
Pic is me

>>154264924
I’m san palinx though, I was just wearing this for my ally palmeirense bf

Death Note is fucking amazing
I'm re-watching

>>154264969
L. Dies.

>>154264799
How else will I know who are my real friends? Btw you still haven't liked that meme I sent you.

>>154264924
usar tanta maquiagem assim eu odeio a mulher brasileira

>>154264981
>mulher

>Plano 'Real Madrid' do Fla conta com executivos ex-Globo, Google e Conmebol
Hubris will throw flamengo into the ground
Both sao paulo and corinthians started this "we are european" discourse during their good phases, only to fall like an envil over wille coyotes head

>>154264924
Men dont have those slim long fingers

I highkey hate my life
I don't even like footchball

>>154265109
welcome
enjoy your stay
your team sucks btw

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>>154265047
Fuck off fatty, men do have thin hands as well

>>154265109
Then you should start liking it to forget about your pathetic life

>>154265158
based E.T.

>>154265158
i told you not to sniff that blue glowing powder you found in your backyard

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Ozempic hands

>>154265047
My hands are pretty slim.

>>154265196
he said "men"

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please buy our players burger

>>154265040
Do you think Bap has a framed picture of Florentino Pérez on his bedroom wall?

>>154265158
Please cut your nails before posting your hands here.

>>154265216
Stop misgendering me.

>>154265192
Why did TAM stop international trafficking? They could still be money laundering at San Pablo today

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>dad decided to use computer upstairs now i can play vidya in peace

>>154265220
Pinnacle of anglo marketing

>>154265158
Wth

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL VAMOS HAMBURGO CARALHO

>>154265341
Gordola diabetola.

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What are some black and peripherical clubs apart from Coritiba and Vasco

>>154265385
>peripherical
Idk that looks like a square bro

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Whenever Athletico Paranaense is in need of money they sell a player to Shaktar

>Paysandu confirma acordo de Pedro Henrique com Flamengo, na maior venda da história do clube paraense
>O acordo gira em torno de R$ 3,04 milhões, sendo que o time bicolor fica com 7% do percentual para negociações futuras do volante.
Damn, that's sad

There is a fat argenchino at my gym right now. Go back to your own country, fatty

>>154265439
>promessa
:/
>revelação
:/
>jóia
:O

>>154265385
I want to tittyfuck a black curitibana

>>154265470
y'all be seething at anything at this point, it's your sport

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What does pernambucano even mean

>>154265516
Lyon legend

>>154265516
Meaning is servitude

>>154265494
I wouldnt be posting here if I wasnt partially retarded

>>154265465
You can tell he's not brazilian because he's not using the monkey bars.

>>154265516
It means "arrogant fuck"

>>154265557
crazy how all nordeschinos have this inferiority complex with pernambucanos
which is pretty funny because recife is a massive dump

>>154261218
Perro kkkakkka

>>154265554
A manlet in a boca kit speaking something that can pass as gypsy black magic can only be from Buenos Aires.

cala boucachi

>>154265877
Boca is a worldwide phenomenon thougheverbeit.

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I'm going to edit this image to use it as /copalib/'s banner on the fake football page, any small requests? I was planning on just adjusting the perspective to make the wall horizontal.

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>>154266081

>>154266081
The painting is perfect, you can't change perfection

>>154266081
>I'm going to repaint Tarsila do Amaral Abaporu, any small requests?
That's how you sound, bro

>>154266081
>>154266115
the changed perspective is good for the given purpose of being a banner

>>154266081
>the fake football page
Nani?

>>154266081
Where's the diversity? put in a dwarf, Black person and a plus-size woman.
Also, replace the knife with a book and smoking is démode

>>154266261
I will slit your throat with a cheese cracker

Is it me or there's an insane amount of generals on right now?

Rank them:
>Garro
>D'alessandro
>Arrascaeta
>Montillo
>Conca
>Dátolo

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Now I have to figure out how to make the infobox on the right stay up
>>154266256
This one. There used to be a tournament between /sp/ threads, but now we just play against the whole site.
I took a break from the /vg/ thread where we organize this so I missed a tournament this month, but last year I already signed us up for one that will happen in August.

>>154266371
The image perfectly sums up /copalib/ I think. Good job, anon.

>11am game tomorrow
blessed

>>154266371
Looking good.

>>154266404
Where beans?

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>>154266411
Did Chorao play for River!?
What I learned today

theres an argentino in this thread that loooooves BBC
Brasileiros, Beans and /copalib/ !

começou a bobageira

terminou a bobageira
thanks for tuning in

Damn I was late for the bobageria

>>154266628
Too much bobageira can be harmful for the heart.

>>154265472
It is kind of a meme position

>>154266561
Lol

so do we have any bobageira left for today or are we finna wait on roca vs biver

Officila copalib predictions
Boca 0x0 river
Olimpia 0x3 cerro

>>154266922
We have a PARTIDAÇO today with instituto x estudiantes.

>>154266330
Conca and D'Alessandro were better than Arrascaeta who is better than Montillo who was better than Garro. I don't remember Dátolo well enough. Also one of these is not like the others.

Can vasco commit the holocaust today?

>>154267041
indigente vs defense is the match of the day it seems

>>154266115
perfect

>>154267059
é hoje que acontece o holovasco, vcs foram avisados...

>>154267059
believing in the Holocaust
believing in Vasco
you’re really naive, fancy a sweet? put your hand in my pocket

>>154267226
This candy is kinda small sir.

candy? it's a bean

>>154267041
For me, it's SABADAÇO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCDaw0QmQQc

Sabado gordo

I’m so bored even punheta feels awfully empty

>>154267226
I believe

>>154267933
Time to marry and have kids

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uruguayans look like THIS?

>open Globo Esporte
>all mentions of Oscar Schmitd are when he played with Flamengo, despite his first professional clube being Palmeiras

>>154267999
Post picture of your marriage certificate or you are bluffing.

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They had to change the name of the competition and trophy to pretend that flamengo is the biggest winner

>>154267959
Fancy a candy?

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>>154268029
lol

>fallen retired before neymar

>>154266371
change the anthem as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFDotDy9kvE

>>154267999
Based triples but pass

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basketball this football that
Volei Praia Clube from Uberlândia-MG is the most successful team of any sport in Brazil.

They have doping on minas gerais volley courts it doesnt count

>>154268310
oi grokki, isso ai é certo?

>>154268310
That would be EC Pinheiros

Notice how san pablo is the best in basquetchi and beisebola and minas is the best at voleibola but riu is not the best at any sportchi

>>154268488
Palmeiras is the best at fulbo so sp has that too.

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There are two kinds of person

>palmeiras is the best
No one has ever said that ever

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>>154268310
Nice try but not only we brought the sport to Brazil but our girls have 29 cariocas and 6 sul-americanos. Praia Clube have a very long road ahead of them if they intend to get close.

I never ever choose the same team in different sports because i know very well how easy it is for them to just stop playing that sport and just choose the one that gets more money

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Robe, river, robe

>>154268999
These pictures with the cops showing off their bunda always look so gay.

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>>154268878
Congratulations on exposing yourself as a customer.

>>154269044
We have very different definitions of customer as it seem

>>154268878
Club Atletico Paulistano bros... our comeback is inevitable

beleza ?

These G12 football teams cant maintain a nbb team for more than 5 continuous years and you call ME a customer

we are there
you know where

>>154268878
Knowing me, knowing you, its the best we can do

Boca eliminated flamengo in basketball

Boca papá de los brasileros.

ajuda

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!
Gol de Club Cipolletti

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Estevao just got injured, its happening, Jesus wills it

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Remmeber ruidiaz, who played for coritiba?

>>154269666
When he's gone how can we even try to go on?

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>>154268310
Anon...

>>154269896
with vini's smile

>>154269896
>how can we even try to goon?
Bro asking the real questions.

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Is it true in Argentina?

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[UPLIFTING NEWS]
2 - 0 para Cipolletti

>>154270077
the taste of la libertad carajo

Niggas that eat beans 3 times a day be like
>AYOO THIS NIGGA EATING MEAT

Entró la balubi

>>154269708
Yeah, he was a fluke

the stink is over
it's all behind me
I should've smelled it
they're all black now

El curepa pensaba que iba cobrar en dolares y se esta comiendo carne de burro

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>have a class presentation in 2 hours
>Haven't prepared anything
Maybe I'll call in sick

i didn't even know carne de burro was edible

>>154269647
soulful webm, but the kit looks like an apron

>>154270077
that's, indeed, not transparent

>monos are replicating c5n fake news
what a time to be alive, yet another succesful psyop

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>>154270818
tell them you are a jew and cannot work on saturdays

>>154270937
now that you mention it, it really does

>>154271025
here is your favorite jew shilling the new meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a8lctxluaE

fogao hoje

>>154271177
dont fail me chape.

>>154271209
t.Miguel Quiroga

>>154271166
argensimios are eating dumb meat jajaja

Psyop status: line, hook and sinker

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>>154270981
deep lore jajaja
good one

>botafogo
Name a smaller has been.

>>154271601
They never were my boludito friend, they never were...

Big Dick Musso fucked up

GOOOOOOOOL NEGRA PUTA GOOOOOOOOOOOL

F U C K shulian

Perdeu meu chelsi.

what the fuck are you people talking about

my beloved Johnny Cardoso missed

>>154272004
Chicaritas v Atlético Rafaela happening

>mono americano misses an open chance
God can punish three times

All my enemies are evil people that don't deserve to live.

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Vascão joga daqui a pouco contra o San Pablo
Are you guys gonna watch it?

>>154272342
watch what?

>>154272342
yes, but there is not need to anorexia-posting.

>>154272373
Sua mãe no Pornhub

>>154272392
>t. Mr sausage fingers

>>154272399
mean

>>154272399
shut up fag, his mom is a nice and respectable lady

I would rather not watch san pablo this year if im being completely honest with you

You get three wishes but you cannot ask for beans, bananas or trannies.

>>154272523
Alfajor, River Plate supporter gf and mate

>>154272583
None of that will make you argentinian bro.

>>154272638
What if i wish for 5 kilos de carne de burro

>>154272638
ok then, I wish the hydrogen in all h2o molecules was replaced with flourine

>>154272680
WELCOME TO ARGENTINA

carne de burro is just a name for a specific beef cut like lagarto, patinho and aranha de alcatra, right?

Vasco is easily the biggest club on earth

>>154272004
atletico de madrid and real sociedad, copa del rey final

>>154272752
it's like cú de curioso

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>>154272771
solar system*

>>154272790
cu não tem acento

>>154272802
In my perfect world there is a assento just like hoe it used to have in old portuguese

>>154272802
se você estiver de pé, né

Leite de burra

>>154272802
This is why you never get any.

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These russian niggas are funny

Gollazzo

There is no such a thing as Autumn in the southern hemisphere

>>154272900
Nigga you live in pernambuco.

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>>154272935
Nice Autumn you got there

>>154272900
But thanks to Vasco, we have a lot of Fall

>>154272966
>humidity: 80%
These niggas are MOIST im telling these niggas are WET

>are the leaves falling?
yes? then it's autumun

Pernamburro

vasco just started

>>154273064
it started 11 minutes ago actually, fix your clock

>>154272986
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

>Vasco

uh oh ongoing mono meltie

>>154273094
yeah, just started

Eba gol do meu trikas obaaaaaaa uhuul

PsyOP :successful

Hoje meu marido vai comer meu bumbum! Vamos São Paulo!

>>154273152
11 minutes in is not "just started"
do you last 11 minutes on bed? yeah that's what I thought

sentiu

When does vasco play?

>>154273215
you have schizophrenia

Shulian el pecho congelante

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>>154273275
>ad hominem
not an argument

Who the fuck is stefan

schizo ^

>>154273358
stefan deez nuts

>>154273343
bodied that freak

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>>154273371
>>154273414
>>154273436

Bostafogo os winning

>>154273414
>>154273436
>>154273447
At least he's not Brazilian
Mono

^rape him

Não faz brincadeirinha com o argentino! Nao faz!

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>>154273489

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>vasco

hambrentino pretending he wasn't rooting for atleti like it's his own club lmao

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>>154273489

>>154268612
Stop posting twitter screenshots

>>154273550
gatobros, we eating good

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>>154273489
>>154273743

very, very stinky thread today

>>154272392
Vasco is the esquisita com borderline club.

>>154273856
you can't post that on a blue board

clean up janny

>>154273905
That is just a.painting

>>154273856
gorda

>>154273951
so is about everything posted on rule34

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>>154273856
yup, that's a man

Copalibers be like
>nooooooooooooo not the heckin painted boobs nooooooooooooo janny sama save mee

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>>154274122
just paint some fucking clothes you pseudo
>but le art integrity! it's not meant to be le sensual!
I have a boner and it's your fault

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This is why none of you could get a higher score than 6 at Art class

>>154274238
this is such an "I peaked at high-school" argument
it has been one and a half decade, let it go man

>the janny actuallt deleted the boobs
this thread is gay

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>>154274238
Bitch, please

>>154274270
>using american made insults
Why are brazilians like this?

>>154274292
those are very high cum stains on your wall, your goon seshs must be sick

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>>154274295
I am american, please check the Martin Waldseemüller’s 1507 world map

>>154274314
It might be the guy in the upper bed

>>154274295
Half of the green flags here are X users.

I heard argentinians are eating morcilla de burro rellena de leche these days

>>154274292
>I'm going to paint my bedroom purple
no healthy mind has ever thought of this

O maluco tá em cativeiro

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>Argentchinians have never eaten a pastel de frango com queijo
I feel bad for them.

vascunny bros....... i dont feel so good.....

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>>154274455
>neither have them eaten pastel de pizza

Damn... are they even living?

>>154274458
Stop appropriating Corinthians' identity. First it was the whole "clube do povo" thing. Now you want the cunny too?

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This guy is the new Maracanã CEO btw. Look it up.

>>154274578
can we have it for one game? please? pretty please? with a cherry on top?

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Roger MaCHADo

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>>154274727
faça igual o Roger e mostre os peitchinhos

I was wrong and that other guy was right

Vasco btw

>>154275027
the cunny brought us luck fr fr no cap but i refuse to show peitchinhos, im self conscious

el pumita

>>154274382
Oh NOW 16th century germans writing about Brazil matter byt when I brought up mr Hans Staden's report about cannibalism you said they were unreliable huh

>>154275336
I never said that, as a matter of fact is more relevant than ever given what's happening down in argentina with the donkey meat

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>>154264340

>>154265385
Shaktar doneskt

Se fode ae paulistada

VASCO BTW

VASCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>154270818
Tell you dont respect them

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VASCO BTW

VOU COMER O CU DUM FEMBOYZINHO TRIKINHAS HOJE

>são putas

Trikaschizo meltdown in 3..2..1...

>Vasco scored? let's spend 5 minutes trying to find a way to anulate it!!

>>154272868
Kek

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AGORA NÃO DEIXA ESSES BOIOLAS EMPATAREM DE NOVO CARALHO

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Hey San Pablo, I have an idea
let's fire the Crespo and hire a monkey,
a chimpanzee with an IQ of 60

>>154274434
And gooning to equatorians

>>154275474
Just a reminder that Mirassol is in the Libertadores.
While Basco,

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paulistas se fudendo é bom demais

>>154275565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXuS--xcxuE

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>>154275538

>>154275538
Shut up nigga

>>154275581
https://www.youtube.com/live/eD4AUsLku80

TU TENS O NOME DE UM HERÓICO PORTUGUÊS

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>>154275560

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vitória Vascão!

total pumita domination

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GANHAMOS

PAU NO CU DO JUIZ TENTANDO ACHAR ALGUMA COISA NO VAR

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>trikas

>>154275643
>futebol playa
Thats sad anon.

this Brasileirão so far, Vasco beat:
>1st place
>2nd place
>4th place

Vasco didn't beat:
>17th place
>18th place
>19th place
>20th place

Cajjeri is crying

isn't it crazy how it's only the 12th round and the league already degenerated into palmengo only

>>154275687
>Vasco didn't beat:
2 of these matches were with Diniz, doesn't count

Camisa horrivel do gremio