have a theory that hot fuckable sluts wear wizard hats

HERRO YOU WAN PRAY GAME?

GO PORR ADERAIDE

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*points at a handsome fella*

Good thread

>>154261392
do lesbians get curious about trying real dick

went to the disco last night and had one mariwana and nearly overdosed

>>154261376
Can someone translate?

this game is over. watching seinfeld instead

>Mark Coward commentating Poos & Wees games
Should not be allowed.

>>154261398
reminds me of those tube things where you turn them up and down and the go "aaoowwwuuuOOOOOAAAAuuuWWWWW"
>>154261406
this

>>154261399
not mine they don't

>>154261399
Literally all of their sex toys revolve around cock or phallus shaped instruments.
They're just off-put by the idea of men due to being raped/molested by a man during their youth.

>>154261392
fuck i love fit chicks thighs and small waists. Not gym pig ham thighs but actual athletes mmmmm

>best attack in the league vs worst defence
Its ogre

>>154261399
most of them have had dick before lezzing out. they also use dildos. if they get good enough dick they stop being lesbians.

>>154261376
清脆的帖子, OP

Got a sneaking suspicion that Hawks may have the ascendancy here

>>154261422
arent iggs the worst defence

>>154261422
excellent summary of cats v dogs last night anon

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>anon we have never had a real penis before would you help us?

>>154261419
https://www.instagram.com/p/DTNFMOGE8OU/?img_index=1

> In November 2019, Zempilas used his column in The West Australian to make comments about the homeless situation in Perth, vowing that if elected Lord Mayor of Perth, he would "clean up" the city from rough sleepers, stating, "I make no apologies for this, the homeless need to be moved out of the Hay and Murray street malls and the surrounding areas... Forcibly, if that's what it takes. I'm sick of being told by people who don't live and work in the city like I do that it's not that bad — actually, it's worse... The look, the smell, the language, the fights — it's disgusting. A blight on our city."
> In October 2020, less than two weeks after being sworn in as Lord Mayor of Perth, Zempilas made comments on his radio show that some considered transphobic. He said "If you've got a penis mate, you're a bloke. If you've got a vagina, you're a woman. Game over."
> In January 2024, Zempilas was captured on a hot mic apparently referring to the Australian Open women's final as a "reserve game"
Basil is based as fuck

>>154261440
You beauty!

worst part about buying caramel slice at the store is that its only nice when its been chilled a little so it gets a crunch so when you buy it you have to put it in the fridge for a little bit first before eating it. I don't have the patience for that so I spring for Kinder chocolate instead

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>>154261436

>>154261392
eyes too far apart

whos fucking idea was it to put adelaide and saints on a prime time fixture

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Crisp Saturday footy.

>>154261453
still better than a carlton game

>>154261453
*raises paw*

nose is blocked from all the coke i did

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>>154261436
>ywn be the room mate of hot lesbian athletes who know you have a foot fetish and walk around bare foot all the time and you develop a close bro-sisters kinda friendship dynamic

drank one beer and my liver exploded

Toasting in an epic bread!

>>154261453
The same AFL that South Australia claims hates them.

imagine how much partner sharing and drama goes on at aflw clubs

he bent that like beckham

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>>154261422
So true

>>154261463
fucking this
id play it off all cool and they would think im one of the "rare good men"
but i would listen to them have sex and sniff all their dirty knickers when they are out of the house

>>154261470
Threadly reminder that Dermie brought up the amount of grooming allegations at awfl teams but was told to keep quiet.

all the lesbians i've met (not many but a few) i've gotten on really well with
i guess because there's no pretence of ever fucking them

>>154261463
>She brings home a new girl every week to bed
>Constantly teases you about not being able to pick up a single girl
Sounds like torture desu.

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>>154261480
not me i wouldnt id be their friend you pervert

>>154261482
based derm

>>154261470
My boss at works daughter plays for a state league team. The daughter is straight. But yes can confirm there are huge dramas about relationships within the team. Breakups can be pretty ugly and there have been a few that have threatened to destroy the team entirely.

And then there are times where players date someone in another team and there has been instances of trading team information between each other when they shouldn't lol.

>Sounds like torture desu.
yeah CBT iykwim haha

lesbians don't exist in terms of biology
it's all just demonic woman rebellion against man

>>154261439
fugg thanks anon

>>154261482
When those Swans got done for coke the accusations of the administration being discriminatory against them was an odd claim. Are they drugging them too?

>>154261488
/r/ThatHappened

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The dinner.

>>154261462
based elijah

>>154261488
my sis plays professional cricket and she said the older dykes would try to groom the young rookies in the changing rooms constantly
would only stop if the groomee lashed out and put an end to it
she came out of it straight but others didnt

>>154261482
Same thing happened with the matildas

homosexuals are unironically disgusting

Port Adelaide aggression

how much are they paying him?

some of the nicest blokes ive met are homos

>>154261525
Reckon your attitude is even worse

My sister's going to a lesbian wedding in the Greek Islands in a couple months...on Corfu.
You'd think if they were going to that much effort they'd at least do it on the right island...

>>154261499
Is this food or gay cocktails at some söy fag bar?

literally all women have homosexual tendencies
it only takes a couple of white wines for it to come out in them

>>154261542
I hope a tsunami wipes them all out

>>154261499
>le ebin funny names for food xd
i went to a place like this and there was a burger that i wanted that was called big daddy
so i refused to order it cause im not saying that

>>154261533
Homos are fine, trannies and dykes are insufferable

>>154261546
this but tradies and great northern mid strengths

>>154261556
you could have just said 'i'll get the one made for me - big daddy' but you're too insecure

>>154261542
i know nothing about greek islands, give me a qrd

>>154261556
What the hell are you talking about??? Those are the names of the blokes whose cocks I sucked

>>154261558
homos are some the most nastiest, vengeful, malicious and bitter people you will ever meet. unironically they should all be exiled into camps ar walled off communities in the desert where they cannot harm anyone anymore.

>>154261568
there's an island called Rugmuncher

whats jordon dawson doing right now?
moping around the house i bet
he should have played to take his mind off it

>>154261568
Not him but
>Europe's equivalent of Bali, all the degens go to the Greek islands
>Mykonos is one of the islands, infamous for its poof parties and degeneracy
Frenchies, Italians, Spaniards, Portugeese would never

>>154261568
there is a Greek island called Tradieos which is a common destination for Australian tradies for some "boy time"

I unironically worked at death and taxes washing dishes
Every piece of beef in that place is rubbed on the sous chefs cock if its still the same staff from 2 years ago lmao

My bombies are making the finals this year (along with the majority of teams)

>>154261591
nah thats unironically trannies
dealt with a lot of each

going greek means anal sex btw

>>154261592
>>154261594
>>154261595
thanks lads

>>154261594
>zoomer education
LMAO

>>154261568
not him, but there is a Greek island called Lesbos. people there are referred to as Lesbians

>>154261598
Pretty based if true

>>154261568
tourist traps basically where the natives have all been forced off by blackrock and vanguard at this point

>>154261609
>He doesn't know
Go there one day malaka

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>>154261610
ah, ive heard of that island, kek cheers

>>154261616
grim, like spain's "party" islands i've heard

>>154261613
He hated cooking beef because thats all the asians would order so started shoving steaks and topside down his pants to make everyone laugh
Became his tradition lmao

>>154261619
>completely missed anon's original point because he has no idea about Greek classical literature

Another game where port gets raped by the free kick count

making a booking at death and taxes for dinner tonight

>>154261606
faggots have all the worst traits of women like gossiping and spite while also being grown men who have plot armour from society to carry on with their ways.

>>154261631
You don't need to read some books to know how many penises went into Stefanoses buttox in the day

>>154261628
asisans dont eat fish or chicken?

>Elijah Hollands was telling opposition players that he was drunk.
He is a victim! We need to wrap our arms around him. And reporters should NOT be doing their jobs by talking about this

homos are more masculine than straight men
homos seek the company of men
straight men seek the company of women

>>154261646
unless they're from a coastal place it's almost all beef and pork (and whatever else has four legs and isn't a table)

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>>154261652

>>154261628
r/ThatHappened

>>154261556
silliest i've seen was a chicken parma called 'who invented the chicken parma?'. doubt anyone ever said that when ordering it

>>154261637
those are the bottoms
the tops are far more normal and dare I say masculine

>>154261656
>and whatever else has four legs and isn't a table
They eat the chairs?

>im so sad nooooooooooooo
>*might go out and fuck 23 team mates and 60k fans*
>that will cheer me up

>>154261652
Thought he was telling them he "wasn't 100%". Nothing about being drunk.

dumb fucking retards don't even know sapho shake my desu

>>154261646
>>154261656
aussie beef has a good rep in asia and is a must have if theyre on holidays here

>hurr durr gay guys are so nice to me!!
maybe they want to fuck ya mate

love longing for the weekend during the weekdays and then doing nothing on the weekend itself and wasting it and then regretting wasting it when the weekday starts again

>>154261676
FUCKING THIS

>>154261669
i was paraphrasing a famous quote prince phillip once made about the chinese

laughing at a chef getting angry about cooking food
fucking drug fucked idiots

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>>154261681

>>154261542
>having to go all the way to greece just for a friend's wedding
do normieshitters really?

>>154261676
TRVKE

why are there muslims in our ads now

>>154261673
That’s what Caro is reporting
https://www.3aw.com.au/caros-bombshell-new-details-on-elijah-hollands-situation/

happy to see my boys oscar allen, tom barass, jai culley, liam ryan and campbell chaser leave the nest and spread their wings :)

>>154261632
>9-2 already
After what happened during the week its hardly a shock

>>154261690
tbf she lives in London so it's not that far

>>154261690
>we are the main characters so all of our friends and family MUST spend 6k+ to come to our event
>and btw if you dont come you are rude as fuck and we will cut you out from our life

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>>154261687

>>154261695
Australia is an extremely multicultural country

>>154261698
>campbell chaser
>iggs fans don't even know his last name
grim.

>>154261688
love my job mate
make around $52 per hour pick packing
meanwhile there are tradies and white collar on here making less

>>154261652
>>154261696
>Alcohol is not on the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) or Sport Integrity Australia (formerly ASADA) prohibited list, meaning it is not considered a performance-enhancing drug.
No problem then.

Remigration is the answer.

>>154261711
>multicultural
this word even as a child made me seethe with disgust

>>154261688
kek the neetcope in this genny is getting ridiculous

it's not all beer and skittles

went to a popular tourist attraction
and the amount of jeets shitting it up doing photoshots was disgusting
im not talking a couple of photos for social media
the cunts fucking spend 30 minutes taking 100s of photos
i dont know who they think they are

>>154261690
bloke who works for me's mum and dad died (mum was a headcase who roped because of covid and dad got vaxxed and died suddenly a few months later) in pretty quick succession leaving him with an alright 3 bedroom house ~20 minutes outside the cbd and a few hundred thousand in cash from super/savings etc. first thing he's done is hook up with a chinese chick for a year and fly all his mates out to their wedding at some up market Canadian ski resort. "It's what mum would have wanted bro". just insanity and she's not even one of those rich party chinks.

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>>154261593
>>154261672

Not sure how WE are gonna fit mitch geeoirgeideez in OUR forward line.

>>154261716
Make almost the same doing a braindead job.
Work pay is starting to become really inflated these days, probably the worst time to be a neet.

Does alcohol really make you act like Holland was? Friendly drunk?

if I went crazy, would you guys still call me superman?

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should i cash this out at halftime

planning on getting drunk soon, good to know ill have the support of /alf/ who will undoubtedly throw their arms around me

>>154261716
little bit more fucking around doing coldchain warehouse stuff. utterly bizarre to me that people bother competing with jeets for "white collar" jobs paying far less.

Is Voss going to be the fall guy for the whole Elijah situation? Seems like the perfect excuse to finally sack him.

>>154261760
nah let it ride

>>154261770
dont reckon wines is up for it

>>154261760
yeah ollie wines will come off due to vax complications

>>154261758
not me i won’t

>>154261769
don't think they really need an excuse to sack him

didn't even go interstate for my mate's 30th

lmao chol put on the power guernsey by accident

Hawkroaches better not lose this, I might laugh so hard I'll puncture a lung

>>154261789
based
imagine the pride and self love of yourself you need to have to have a 30th birthday where you're inviting cunts from all over the country to attend.

Georgie are deez?

last borthday party i went to the birrthday boy came out as gay (we all knew) and i crashed at his hotel and he tried to make moves on me

>>154261769
Unlikely. The Dees had a whole doctor malpractice/covering for drug use scandal and Goodwin survived that.

How the fuck are the scores so close now? Does Docklands have a scoring end?

I'm playing a female (woman) in my SC league, should I let her win?

>>154261814
Yep wind is blowing to left of screen

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>>154261815

>>154261816
Is the roof open today? Forgot about that change but the lighting looks like it's closed.

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>I SUPPORT BEN ROBERTS-SMITH!

please wrap your arms around me

>hawks poort
>crows aints
holy fuck what an absolutely dire fucking lineup

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you mad dogs visit your local record store on Record Store Day©™

>>154261840
Yet the former is intriguing so far

>>154261842
incredibly gay room

>Port are leading
wtf

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watching the chinese stream (as opposed to the regular alternative, which is hindi)
not even the epl is this cucked, they only provide english and spanish

>Whitlock
looks like Earthworm Jim

>HE KILLED A HECKIN AFGHAN IN A WAR? AAAAAAAHHHHHH THROW THE BOOK AT HIM

Thought last night would be a good game and it was a bad game, thought today’s games would be bad and they’ve been good

>>154261858
>slurp slurp slurp

>>154261842
cunts who live like this are all empty inside and end up killing themselves

no afghan ever called me incel

>>154261858
it does seem like an odd spergout even if true
who is behind it and why

Lol hawks are done for the year.

>>154261842
absolutely crisp taste

mitchell is worried cause his missus isnt at the game and chol hasnt been spotted either

>>154261858
>HE KILLED A HECKIN million JEWs IN A WAR? AAAAAAAHHHHHH THROW THE BOOK AT HIM

>>154261865
citycunt limp wristed faggot

>Get called a bootlicker for not siding with the state
Vaxxie shit all over again

can't decide whether to gym tonight or tomoz

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dockies :)

reminder the dogs got belted by this rubbish

>>154261886
Gyms are for insecure faggots

>turned off haw port when haw kicked the first 3
>see port are leading now
uh what

>gym
you must be over 30 to post here

>>154261890
O-Oh haha yes of course. Of course I uh, I uhhhhhh...... ummm .. yes ... remember.... yes I think I will remember that, thank you very muchly.

NNNOOOO NOT THE HECKIN INNOCENT ARM OF THE STATE WHO WOULD GLADLY KILL YOU IF ORDERED NOOOOO

>>154261886
go now mate so you can get back and shitpost for the next game
have a nice cruisy recovery day tomorrow

crazy how everytime things like dire with petrol the straight magically opens again
almost like certain people are controlling it to make money

>>154261889
FREO WATCH THEM GO
KICK EM OFF A CLIFF WITH AN OLD HEAVE-HO

Brisbane v Sydney granny again i reckon

>>154261886
Can I come?

>>154261904
kek

Lads, Hawks just posted

Lads, Sam just posted

>>154261905
the ultimate /afl/ spergoff

If Poort are the ones to kill the roach meme, so be it, let's see it.

>Hawthorn takes a mark
>Zac Butters yells out PLAY ON
>His teammate ignores the mark and tackles the roach
>50 metre penalty
kek

>>154261842
nice place. would bring bud over and hang out/10

Do yous guys think Jason Dunstall is happy?

Anyone got that pic of the ausposters lounge where he was doing woodworking on his coffee table?
that was peak aesthetic for me

>>154261920
straightest tradie

rc just give us a sign you are alive and well

garn shops
top up the alf joint account and post in the signal group what you want

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>>154261849
yeah soz I keep it normiefied

>>154261905
the gayest possible outcome in m9re ways than one

>>154261923
A man without a good wife is never truly happy

>>154261905
>Sydney grandfinal
zzzz

>>154261929
>that flag
cringe as fuck champ

>goalless quarter against the worst defence in the league
KWAB

put it through the big sticks ya fuckin spastic

>>154261925
i wish. i'm a bisexual officecuck

>>154261929
You somehow made it even gayer

Don't wanna go the early crow but this has been a pretty Super Saturday thus far.

I remember when most guys would learn karate or taekwondo back in my day now every zoomer/zillenial is learning mma slop like brazilian ground hugging or cte inducing boxing.

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you aren't a real fan if you aren't watching 2 games at once

is it normal to think about how many vaginas will receive someones penis tonight and none of them are mine

>>154261905
>>154261933
Its an even number year so its Sydney's turn to get pumped in a grand final again

Dons paying $3 next week is good value

>>154261842
based performative male

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>>154261924

>>154261944
It's really quite grim. I've taught several students who do boxing and you can tell there's something wrong with them, their brains don't fire like they're supposed to
I would go so far as to say that letting a child box is equal to child abuse

>>154261945
mate, I can't even follow the footy + thread at the same time, let alone two games.

>>154261929
why the fuck you got the navy flag lmao

>>154261954
bit cluttered, no?

>>154261957
me neither kek i instead just switch between all of them and don't keep track of any really

If you’re queer, that’s okay. I love you.

contemplated posting neuron-activating tummies at half time, decided against it

>>154261954
wtf the ashes are on today?

>>154261956
bad gym. a good trainer will keep sparring very light, especially with youngsters. that being said most trainers and gyms are bad so best to avoid if you don't know what to look for.

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>>154261954

peptide gooner chud goy clique really does make a foid shake

anyone been broken by a woman before
how do you get past it?

>>154261972
I'm on nofap "hardmode" rn which extends to not even looking at lust invoking pictures.

>>154261984
yes
become a cold untrusting robot with intimacy issues

sticking my finger up my bum

>>154261991
crispola

>>154261990
yeah it's this

>>154261984
realize it as a valuable learning experience and treat women as second class citizens (to much success) from that point onwards

>>154261944
based, zoomers will never understand the comradery of being part of a dojo and having a sensei.

>>154261964
clutter is a feminine concept

>>154261984
Basically everyone experiences heartbreak at some point, it's all part of the game. Meeting other women is the best way to get over things.

>>154261929
>red ensign
BASED cooker

I’m so scared about my parents dying. They are both in their late 70s now, i know it’s coming soon, and it’s going to destroy me

Used to get my lesbian friend in high school to tune chicks for me -- give her my phone and let her send the texts for me because I didn't have the heart to treat them like shit enough

>>154262005
*puts the toaster away despite it being used daily*

>>154261972
>>>/gif/30536861

mum never wrapped her arms around me. I never felt the warmth of her hugs, but I did feel the cold of the ice cream she gave me for breakfast

>>154261954
is that vice for smoking shards or what

>>154262016
anyone else want to fuck this but never want to be seen in public with it

>>154262012
Think about this way, the alternative to dying is living forever which would be a fate worse than hell. Making it to their late 70s is more than what a lot of people get.

>>154262019
based abo mum

>>154262024
mate hell is also eternal

>>154262012
Mum and I are Catholic, we're not that bothered; we mostly feel bad for the rest of our family whose ultimate fates do not bode well.

>>154262028
I'm white

>>154262034
Yeah but at least your body stops aging.

>>154262024
So often lamented the shortness of life may be the best thing about it - Albert Einstein

>>154262041
so are most “abos”

imagine how much asian dick albo sucked for one days fuel
probably sold all of our resources

Former Australia Test wicketkeeper Matthew Wade has scored a goal in his return to senior football for Lauderdale in Tasmania’s Southern Football League

>>154262022
Big hips/breasts/thighs is lust inducing, but not something you want around afterwards.

>>154262057
australia would mog wogball if there werent 3 other sports infront of it

>>154262048
so true

also he married his cousin

>>154262065
>3 other sports infront of it
Not for long

>>154262065
Easily, when your sport can be dominated by 3rd world countries it cannot be taken seriously.

>>154262048
an atheist jew getting all philosophical won't give anon comfort

>that pathetic flop by newcombe after a free is already paid
despicable
least likeable team in the league

Butters is a massive flopper starting to reach selwood tier of flopping.

No doubt players have been getting tanked since the dawn of time. They used to smoke fags in the changerooms at halftime ffs

>Bulldogs have imploded
>They'll finish low on the ladder now
>Better picks to trade for Butters

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had a raspberry lemonade at lunch and feeling fatigued

>>154262065
lol take a look at the state of italian and greek football, the age of wogball in no longer and now it's africanball if anything.

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>>154261752
>probably the worst time to be a neet.
lol

>>154262091
>2018

>>154261752
>probably the worst time to be a neet.
worst time was probably when robodebt tricked neets into committing suicide desu

>>154262094
>I-I'm sure things have gotten better since then

>>154262086
butters wants to go to a team that play finals every year

>>154262101
>gotten
foy

>>154262075
It gives me comfort at least.

wtf sicily pushed under his own legs and pushed burgoyne, no 50?????

covid was just a test
and it worked
the majority have been conditioned and our now begging for lockdowns kek

oh cool the thread's devolved into neets vs wagies again

I'm part of the robodebt class action
Hopefully they send me some sheckels

>suicidal run headfirst into someone
>get free
I hate umpires so much

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>being scared of debt
This is one instance people need to copy jews. There's literally fucking nothing they can do if your debt isn't tied to assets.

USYK YOU SAUSAGE
IM GOING TO BURY YOU
DOSSER

he just ran into him and got a free kick

Hawthorn have no midfield or forward line just inflated heads

Grown men wearing baseball caps really is quite the pathetic look.

>>154262123
that's how they draw so many frees after all

Lucas Camporeale was sent back onto the field last night with a lacerated kidney and is now going to spend several days in hospital. What do the Blues have against player welfare?

Wish my iggs had a decent small forward like the wiz.

>le wizord xd

There should be a midge tax: all midges to get their heads kicked off without reprimand

5AA double evening special looms

my body temperature is dropping and my skin is going purple. just threw the chicken fillets in the oven and turned the heater on and will walk to warm myself up. thanks for reading.

>>154262130
(in exaggerated wog voice) naohw juss spr'ay sum winn-dex on it, you be aww'rite

>>154262131
trading your future away for matthew owies didnt work out?

>>154262143
He's a 30 goal a year player mate.

i miss seeing girls in the crowd holding those home made "hawk tuah" posters

Go Poort

Elijah Holland is a grown man that is in charge of his own decisions, FUCK HIM. I certainly won’t be putting my arms around him.

oh death where is thy sting, oh hell where is your victory

>>154262160
Cute desu.

Hollands is over a year older than Daicos but they're treating him like he's still an innocent child.
Meanwhile Nick gets hard tagged and roughed up in every game and almost all of Australia hates and curses him.

>>154262160
neck is a bit long, no?

Nick "The Faggot" Watson

>>154262160
her casual knickers are probably in an unguarded changeroom at marvel right now

>>154262178
I feel disgusted that Nick had to be in the presence of some degenerate junkie fuck.

>>154262183
a nice long neck is a sign of good aristocratic genes

>>154262160
Fuck I love sexy umpires, you just know she loves to follow the rules until you get her on her back and she is begging you to fuck her pussy and dominate her arsehole, it’s the one place she stops being such a rule follower

>I make the conscious decision to not take expirmental medication because there's insufficient testing and corporate liability for any long term effects
>'YOU IRRESPONSIBLE MAN!'
>I make the conscious decision to take drugs before playing a game of football for my job as a professional athlete for which I'm paid hundreds of thousands of dollars
>'PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND THAT POOR CHILD'

I’m wrapping my arms around Ben Roberts-Smith

nice one moore you dumb cunt kek

I need to buy some new hats

>not 15
>but ill be nice and not pay holding the ball because it probably was 15
fucking umps kek

just realised I darcy moore hasn't played all season
where tf is that gay elven looking weird cunt

>>154262189
Imagine she is wearing a g string while umpiring

>>154262211
working at wet's

Do Poort have any defenders that know how to actually play with an opponent?

>/afl/ starts shittalking Hawthorn
>Hawthorn pile on 40 unanswered
kek. You guys are RC tier with your analysis.

>>154262211
no he played one game where he fucked his hammy then played the rest of the game for some reason

>>154262225
you were saying?

>Friday night marquee matches were terrible
>Super Saturday slopfest's games have turned out to both be great matches
You never can tell anymore.

>>154262225
wat nigga

What’s for dinner?

>>154262225
back under the fridge

Hornet is a star when he's on. Gamebreaker. Divide between his best and worst is still huge though.

>>154262233
same happened last year, some of the supposed top 8 v bottom 10 games turned out great

Sicily is a braindead retard

loomers

KEK SICILY YOU DUMB FLOG CUNT