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losing teams edition
news: https://www.mlb.com/standings/mlb
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The Atlanta Braves
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>This guy bought a tent for half the price
>imagine if he did that with a house
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What did he promise satan in exchange for his gifts?
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What team should I root for? I’m an honorary aryan (Honduran)
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Why did the Dodgers hire Andrew Friedman from the Rays?

- sent from my MacBook
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>smart teams like the rays and the brewers
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>>154261587
I didn’t say this but only clueless retards would disagree with this desu, post all the epic reaction images you want.
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>>154261586
(((Friedman)))
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>brewers
>rays
>smart
pick one
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April
April In the D
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>>154261599
if they are so smart why don't they win a ring?
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They haven't been this dogshit in years.
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>>154261572
DH positional adjustment
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>never winning a world series in 56 years
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>>154261587
How are the Cubs doing, faggot?
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>smart teams like the rays and the brewers
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I'm going to miss the San Diego crowds when Padres inevitably relocate
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gaysconsin! KEK!!
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>>154261623
Because their owners don’t spend on retaining the talent they have or signing free agents, and you can forget them actually trading away their prospects for impact veterans. Did you unironically just start watching baseball?
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The team that always makes the playoffs despite having a bottom five payroll, they’re actually bad heh. Where did we get Friedman from anyway?
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imma tell you
like you told me
cash rule everything
around me
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>>154261574
Atlanta Braves is America's team. Do with that what you will.
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>>154261702
welcome to Amerikkka
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Sup bros, it's me seeking refuge here again because some bulgarian troll is ruining /nba/ by pretending me
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>>154261707
Funny you mention the Braves cause they're the only team with a Honduran player, Mauricio Dubon
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>>154261625
They were broken last year
Sometimes it just takes 1 truly haunting series to break a team. They’re actually going to end up like the lions from a few years ago.
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we dont take kindly to apehoopers around these parts
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Wow you mean the teams that literally applies the principles developed by smaller market teams that have to win with less go out and apply the same principles with the addition of adding players via free agency or trade win in October? That must make those smaller market teams are actually bad.
I am very intelligent
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>>154261712
I'm in charge of Malaysia!!!
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>>154261719
I promise i'll be a good boi...T.T
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>>154261715
Dubon is a fun player. Plays a lot of positions for the Braves and decent hitter.
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Teams that have more worlds ‘eries than the sewers and the tampon gays since the invention of television
>marlels (2)
>mest (2)
>sneks (1)
>dwight’s ox (1)
>anaels (1)
>cubbie bears (1)
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>>154261722
Come here, i'll treat you to a meal of bak kut teh
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>>154261719
99% of doyerpacos are spiritual apehoopers
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Those fucking bulgerian gypsies
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>>154261732
Post lockout Brewers is gonna hit like crack. You're gonna beg us to stop winning.
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My teme is very smert
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Which team invented the shift? The rule they had to ban because it was so effective. Who was the first team to use an opener. Newfag here please be kind
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>>154261718
>They were broken last year
What a stupid thing to post.
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>smart teams like the rays and the brewers
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how can one
Little street
Cause so many lies
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>>154261759
Idk about the shift but I'm pretty sure the Dodgers started the opener thing.
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The Cleveland Indians (now the Guardians) famously "invented" the modern extreme infield shift on July 14, 1946, specifically to stop Boston Red Sox slugger Ted Williams.
Baseball History Comes Alive
Baseball History Comes Alive
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While various defensive realignments had been used sporadically as far back as the 1920s against Cy Williams, the strategy became legendary as the "Boudreau Shift" after Cleveland player-manager Lou Boudreau. He devised it during a doubleheader after Williams hit three home runs in the first game. Boudreau moved nearly every defender to the right side of the field, famously leaving only one player on the entire left side.
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When did Sewersfags get so uppity? They've only.been good for like five years max, they've been a fucking laughing stock for decades prior while the Cardinals and Cubs were dominating the Central.
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>>154261762
See me in 3 years you will understand then
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The Evolution and Ban
The Modern Surge: While the shift was used for decades against superstars like David Ortiz and Barry Bonds, the Tampa Bay Rays pioneered its widespread, data-driven use in 2006. Manager Joe Maddon used advanced analytics to apply the shift to a much wider range of hitters, a tactic that was quickly copied across the league.
The Ban: Because the shift became so effective at reducing batting averages—especially for left-handed power hitters—it was officially restricted by Major League Baseball starting in the 2023 season.
New Requirements: Under the current rules, teams must have two infielders on each side of second base, and all four infielders must have both feet on the infield dirt when the pitch is thrown.
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>>154261783
It's the sort of retarded thing you could only post without knowing they missed the playoffs by 1 single game for the two years preceding last year.
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My Braves were broken by the Rhys Hoskins bat spike in 22 and have only just now started to recover
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>Cy Williams
aka ohtani
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>>154261788
I thought you said you added that new muncy pic to your collection
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>>154261759
The Rays invented the opener.
And the Indians popularized the shift but apparently managers were doing it for a while so it's not really known who the first team to do it was.
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Joe Morgan is the only 100 WAR player under 5'9
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>>154261781
>like five years max
Its closer to 10 now. The Brewers problem is they always choke in the playoffs.
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How do the Rays produce so much personnel and staff for other teams? Is it just an attractive place for front office people to start their careers there?
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>>154261572
He ate his vegetables and skipped rh noodles and sodiun
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>>154261913
Torre?
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>>154261913
Ryback
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joe morgan
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>>154261922
Yes, Joe "The thumb" Torre!
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Drug test Muncy NOW!
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do u remember
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gay barfs
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>>154261572
Does he and Shohei shower together?
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Lake Huron rolls
Superiors steams
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>>154262026
flyover lakes
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>>154262049
Why did ohtani say that?
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Alex Rodriguez is my all-time favorite player
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>>154262071
>696
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>>154262071
For me it's the Iranian prospect
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>>154262078
got cucked
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>>154262093
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kek
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its time for us to have a toast
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>>154262239
a toast to
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peepeepoodres
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>>154262239
a toast to the Mests and Philthys competing to be the shittier team
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the filthys in those ugly unis with the awful minor league tier pitcher and nonexistent hitting against the braves' worse was by far the worst thing put on the field so far in the '26 season
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>>154262239
Go red socks!
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mettie doo eh
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nippon twitter has better baseball discussion
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>>154262357
Mariners nip twitter is teaching me the kanji for suicide.
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>>154261552
every team in the league will go through a 7-13 stretch. it's all meaningless, nothing has changed. te phillies sawx, astros, mariners, and mets will all make the playoffs
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>>154262405
How many teams will go though that stretch and have a 360M payroll?
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>>154262423
doesn't matter move on
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>>154262405
>mest
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To whoever chimped out at me when I said the Braves were going to be good this year, I forgive you.
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Smart teams like the Mets and Braves
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>>154262357
>Taiwan Walker
Sensible chuckle
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>>154261721
name 1 team that does that
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Smart people like government workers
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Richfags like MacBook owners
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The smartest teams simply do not need to win the World Series, their fans are too intelligent to gawk at shimmering metal trophies or enjoy parades. Winning games is enough.
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Subhumans like MLB posters
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good thing I post in /mlb/
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Smart fans like Cardinals fans
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>>154261586
Any word on this?
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I lack the ability to reason or abstract, each year there is one smart team and 29 dumb teams the smart team is the team that hosts the trophy I deserve your time and you have to take my opinion seriously because I’m here all a day and I take any post that doesn’t grovel at the dodgers feet as a slight against my super special team and a slight against me as a person
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smartly bunting my way to a DS exit
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>>154261586
can a smart baseball fan give me an update on this?
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>>154261586
Anyone want to take a shot at this?
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>smart teams like the brewers
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How could another organization be well run if it’s not my team, the team that I root for? Doesn’t add up
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>Too smart to win the World Series
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>>154262570
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>>154262589
>>154262576
How is it relevant in any way? The Rays lost a good gm that never won them
a trophy. Smart!
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Can it be late May already so our stars stop sucking dick
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Nobel Prize winning teams like the mariners
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>>154262624
I think he’s (incorrectly) trying to claim that the Rays would have likely won a World Series by now if they had the Dodgers payroll, which is just obviously not true.
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We're the Brewers too smart to win here?
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>>154262674
Brewers were smart to win 4 more games when it really counted tho
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No but actually now I’m curious how does Brian Cashman and Andrew Friedman being the lead executives at the two biggest teams in the world after getting their start in Tampa have anything to do with Tampa as an organization?
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>>154262704
>>154262674
Hey we get it, your argument is they’ve never won a World Series so they can’t be well run organizations. We all know this, thank you for your insight, you are a special boy
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>team spends 4 billion dollars
I JUST LOVE HOW SMART MY TEAM IS
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>>154262570
Brutal
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Literally only the most retarded simpleton doyerpacos won’t admit that the rays are a well run org that is often at the forefront of strategic changes in /mlb/. I think deep down even they know that but there’s this new trend where they want you to pretend like the dodgers are innovative and at the cutting edge of the sport, not just financial bullies that spend $500m in payroll. Sad! Insecure!
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In hindsight it was such a smart move to give Yamamoto the largest contract ever for a pitcher before he had even thrown a pitch in MLB. Rays and Brewers weren’t smart enough to do that!
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>>154262717
That’s a bit of an unfair characterization; the brewers have also not won a pennant since 1981 kek
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>>154261808
that was a different muncy poster but I also added the pic to my stash
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>>154262639
Cal not shaking Randy’s hand made the baseball gods curse him
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Smart fans realize that a 0 is a ring in and of itself
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Reds won with 3 hits on Tuesday and four hits last night.
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>mets season on the line today
Didn’t see this coming
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poodrepacos kek
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>>154262968
Now that's smart baseball
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Why are the rays and brewers fanatics so uppity? Who set them off
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Blessed morning
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>>154264470
gm
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If they lose tonight, that would be the third collapse in the Cohen era (2020 to now)

2023
2025
2026

At what point do you just admit that it’s not going well?
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Is Manfred going to step in and do something about this?
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>>154264589
We need more wildcards to support teams that are growing.
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>>154264589
It will work itself out
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>>154264589
3 of them will be under .500 by may
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>>154264630
With total cubbie death
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I have a question:
>if a well run smart club spends 100 million for 81 wins then how many wins would they get for 200 million
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>>154264645
Including the cubs.
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>>154264658
Yep
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>>154264668
83
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>>154264630
Yep. They will be getting a visit from my braves May, June, July. That will knock them down a peg.
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i miss taryn :(
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>>154264715
she's walled, let it go
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reminder: Braves on top
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Mr and Mrs Met got raped by a muzzie jeet mob at the command of Mamdani. Let's not ridicule them at this time
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>>154264768
fraid so
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>>154264768
Sorry.
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>>154264783
But they were already losing most of their games before this, so can you really act like it's their fault?
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>>154264768
mest getting raped on the diamond and off it
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>>154264349
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The players on the Mets started losing after Mr. Met met Mamdani because the players took an oath to defend Israel and fight antisemitism and this is their form of protest
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This would be an appropriate time to joke about The Mets being 2 weeks away from a nuclear weapon, but who are we kidding, the only bombs in CitiField are usually hit by the other team kek!
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https://youtube.com/shorts/NDaEmEo2fO8?si=dpgcN_df7WNo6G4Y

Thoughts?
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kek kek O KEK!!!
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Please God let the Mets go one day without everyone laughing at them
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>>154264724
Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot...
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>>154265007
KEK FAGGets
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>>154265059
Why did the Phillies get rid of her?
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>>154265007
Sorry buddy my Cubbies are gonna sweep em
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The rays and the brewers are smart teams
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>>154265074
shes got crohns
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>>154265007
Oh god, how can you judge us? For waking up with grudges when nobody ever loved us, hugged us, or gave us nothing.
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>Varsho out
>Vladdy out
Glad we are fielding the AAA team this year
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Soto is sitting out until he gets traded. Bichette is just another volpe clone. No wonder the jays didn’t resign him.
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>>154265205
Jays paid 15 million for a washed starter that will pitch tonight. He should fake another injury so they pull him early again. The Temu Ohtani sucks cock too, he’s batting .200. How did Schneider take a AAA roster to the World Series and almost beat the 10 billion dollar dodgers?
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>>154265007
Good luck!

https://x.com/Peterson_IsKing/status/2045116066733469702
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>>154265007
I do not like the mest.
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>>154265159
any vids of her shitting?
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>>154265205
It's okay, OKAHOMO is still here.
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>>154265240
Literally good vibes and teamwork
That's all it takes, besides being somewhat good at your roles
You could hit 50 singles a game and win every time
No idea what or who cursed the locker room to kill all of our players
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>>154265007
God is punishing the Mets for their sodomy
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>>154265294
>idk who cursed the jays
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dodgers MINDFUCKED the jays after the jays MINDFUCKED the mariners
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gm bros. gonna eat a bacon egg sandwich and air fried tater tots to give me energy for ballwatching today
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>>154261572
Deferred Faustian Bargain. Shohei will owe satan his soul starting AD 2044 through RP(Revelation-Plus) 25.
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>>154265283
Why did you fags give us a broken bust?
Do you despise the gaijin that much?
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>>154265320
Jays and Mets were the pre-season favorites for Chinese fans. They rallied behind Toronto’s mayor and players like Jonah Tong. J*ps can’t stand Chinese superiority so they led both teams astray by giving them Crapan’s “””finest””” a/k/a/ Senga and Okamoto. Two busts.
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>>154265327
Yellow Bro, you're absolutely right kek
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>>154262706
>Brian Cashman
>getting his start in Tampa
Cashman was with the Yankees before the Rays were even a team.
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>>154265343
kek
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>>154265145
Are you goospie?
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tiggies and soxies gonna have another 1-0 extra innings defensefest?
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>>154265350
This is an anonymous website. He doesn't need to say who he is
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she got more curves than a nolan mclean curveball
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>Padres rookie skipper Craig Stammen already lost control of the clubhouse
Kek, we're barely 4 weeks into the season
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>>154261552
All those teams with the same number of wins as the white sox. And the white sox's excuse is they are the white sox. What's the rest of those teams' excuses?
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>>154265356
>2026
>Still wearing bell bottom jeans
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Which white players or other famous white guys have yellow skin?
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>>154265353
>Bello
NO
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>>154265355
most of us know each other irl (the current and former players who post here i mean)
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>>154262054
kek
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>yffw the Red Sox win today to improve to 9-11
yffw stands for Yankees fans faces when
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>>154265327
Still can't believe this retard has any political power
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>>154265367
Your test tube mutt is already forgotten
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>>154265389
>remembering 9/11
damn unc.
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>>154265389
>>154265416
I was only a wee lad when it happened, all I remember is going home from school early
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>>154265416
>9/11 was 15 years ago
fuck im old
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>>154265390
>electing a Chinese government
Thank you for your donation to Chinese international real estate.
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If Boston actually does win today and their record unironically becomes 9-11 I'm going to have some very suspicious questions......
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>>154265452
>I'm going to have some very suspicious questions......
superchat trevor's next tream to get the full truth.
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pfma
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>>154265357
what happened
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Duran is on the trade block. They need him to do well for this team and for his trade value. We’ll ser where he ends up.
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>>154265477
he instituted a mandatory condom rule for all clubhouse bussy and lost the room
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>>154265488
jarren duran is untradeable after his disgusting act of homophobia. no one wants a bigot on their team. ick.
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>>154265452
I'm going to have to keep my eye on that game
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>>154265400
Not on the sports forum on a Mongolian claymation board.
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It's the first full day of the NBA Playoffs and Night 1 of Wrestlemania, and you nerds are still watching Baseball?
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>schizo conspiracy theories hour
You're all being silly. Why would they rig a game that the Red Sox are playing in just so their record coincides with certain numbers? Who would even want to do this?
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>>154265400
Lol lmao even
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>>154265538
>and you nerds are still watching Baseball?
nope, im watching the nhl playoffs :)
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>>154265538
My NBA team and playoffs is not a sentence that computes so I never watch those
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>>154265538
My orioles aren't in WrestleMania this year
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>>154265497
Yea idk why he keeps getting baited by fans tbf Boston fans are just hardcore.
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Former Mets are currently thriving on the Orioles

RHP Anthony Nunez (acquired in the Cedric Mullins trade during the 2025 season): [savant]

0.64 WHIP, 1.93 ERA, 0.3 bWAR, 1 BB

RHP Rico Garcia (signed as a FA on the Mets in 2024, claimed off waivers by NYY on July 14th 2025, then claimed off waivers by BAL July 21st 2025): [savant]

0.3 WHIP, 0.00 ERA, 0.8 bWAR, 0 Hits, 3 BB

RHP Ryan Helsley (traded to the Mets July 30th 2025, granted FA in offseason and signed with BAL): [savant]

1.44 WHIP, 2.16 ERA, 0.3 bWAR, 6 Saves

1B Pete Alonso (Drafted by the Mets in 2016, granted FA in 2025 offseason and signed with BAL): [savant]

.216 BA, .341 OPB, .706 OPS, 0.5 bWAR, 5th in 1B OAA

2B Jeremiah Jackson (traded to Mets in 2023, granted FA in 2024 and signed with BAL) [savant]

.317 BA, .923 OPS, 5 HR, 0.9 bWAR
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>>154265538
>apehoop
>man drama
Both gay and not sports faggot
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>>154265578
Weren't the Red Sox in playoffs last season? Wasn't he the owner when they broke the Bambino curse and won a few more World Series?
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>>154265619
It helps they got to inflate their stats by playing shitter teams like the White Sox.
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>>154265538
Watching hoc desu
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>>154265556
NY to get swept by Boston in the first round kek.
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you can stop talking about the soxies winning today. tigers are going on a run again, starting today
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>>154265647
Uh, bro, hate to tell you this...
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>>154265627
We have 13 pro sports titles since 2001, the most of any city.

It’s died down since 2018 with the exception of the Celtics in 2024.

Fans notice the trend and dislike it. Let’s get some fucking rings.
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Normal baseball hell is when your team can't hit or pitch
Advanced baseball hell is when your team can't field or coach
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my mariners may never win another game
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>>154265686
Where does that put the white sox then who can't do any of that and also can't develop or draft players and identity talent and also can't and don't spend any money?
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>>154265698
>white Sox can’t do any of that
Source?
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>>154265687
When do you play the Mets?
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>>154265389
No...NO!
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>>154265686
For me, it's UPBEAT CORPORATE POP.
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>>154265713
Their record over the last 5 years.
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>>154265687
Good
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>>154265728
Record doesn’t matter.
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My orioles have been to space. How cool is that? I heckin love science
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>>154265748
t. Chris Getz
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>>154265714
June. A's, Cards, Twins, Royals, Gay Braves, Dwights Ox, Astros, then Padres again. lolol
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>>154265727
Shit, I didn't save it right to drive the joke home or so that people recognize it's from the Onion
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>>154265748
Shit team cope tbqh
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>>154265686
The Mets version is Pink Pony Club, Lil Nas X, and Bad Bunny.
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>>154265783
It truly is. How do people get off dismissing record? It's literally the point of the game???
I want to hear it from them. If not record then what the fuck do you use? Vibes? Fucking morons
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my walk up music would be walk of life by dire straits. if i were a closer it would be move bitch by ludacris
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>>154265802
How do we educate the masses and eliminate this talk track?
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ATTENTION MLEB: these players' bats are currently being manufactured
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>>154265802
Unironically at Soxfest that's what Getz said.
I hate this faggot so much, worst GM in all of sports. I dare you to name one even worse.
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>>154265837
MLEEB
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>>154265837
I only recognize the 2026 NL MVP Kyle Schwarber.
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Jeremiah Jackson is going to wreck your pitcher's bussy and there is nothing you can do about it.
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>>154265850
I would unironically say Cashman, but he at least tries despite being wrong a lot of the time. I hope you have a great day today.
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I gotsta have it!!!
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>>154265883
At Soxfest a fan simply asked him how many games will they Sox win this year, they won't lose over a 100 again will they? And he danced around and evaded the question entirely. Gee I wonder why....
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We comfy here for wrestlemania?
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skubal v bello. who ya got today? im betting it will be a tight game until will vest blows it and sux walk it off
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>>154265913
Red Sox will hit 46 dingers and pitch a no hitter
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>>154265901
yeah
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>>154265901
which one we watching? 90s or 80s?
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>>154265901
yes
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>>154265901
what wrestler girl should i goon to
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>>154265678
How old is this image?
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>>154265986
That’s from 1967
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>>154265968
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>>154266016
>cheeto fry
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>>154265968
gold dust
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>>154265968
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>>154266016
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>>154266043
>texan wrestlers
The Queers and Steers motif remains vindicated.
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>>154266058
woah i would let her take a louisville slugger and knock my balls out of the park
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>>154266084
Tell me private, do the rangers suck dick?
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>>154266084
thats just the entire population of austin though
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>>154266016
This
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>>154265968
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/18Mdt44gXbM
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>>154265968
Nia Jax
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Alberto Doyerpaco
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>>154265968
Kharma
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>>154265837
>USA Baseball
Whateva happened there
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>>154265968
Sable
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Many are saying the Mets will play baseball today.
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>>154265883
Oh look it's the bitch I hate with the other bitch I hate with that other bitch I hate.
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>>154265837
wait thats based i wanna go there
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>>154266276
Hell I respect ya oldcum
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this is a fabulous moolah general
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>>154266339
>Sent underage girls to get raped by men in their mid 40's
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>>154266339
Mae Young genny, newfag
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>>154265831
Mine would be Money For Nothing by Dire Straits, specifically the second verse.
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its up!
he suldus abillagoods!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwLCbllkciE
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>>154266366
it was a different time. the life expectancy was lower back then so things were different. it all balances out.
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>hit a grand-slam with our based utility player who players every position
>instantaneously proceed to allow 6 runs and lose the game
that's Guardsball, baby!
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How long until baseball?
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total ump death, even in Japan
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>>154266372
I member when she got her titties out at Royal Rumble 2000
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>>154266464
WHEW LAD
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>>154266464
shouldn’t have been standing there
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what was so wrong with objectifying bimbos and calling them divas? wrestling is too cucked
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>>154266464
did he die?
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>>154266511
This post gave me literal goosebumps...just.. ick...
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>>154266511
How else will Vince buy his next Bentley?
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Metsbros, I think it's time we bring up Jack Wenninger and Christian Scott. Send Senga to AAA. Give Peterson 1 or 2 more starts but get ready to put him in long relief.
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>>154261572
He's a genetic experiment or roided up. His head is the size of a fucking pea compared to his body. Fake. And gay.
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>>154266511
And there it is
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>>154265477
Nothing lol doggie doos just doing their daily routine of thinking about the poodres when they wake up
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>>154266511
Please explain the difference between women's professional wrestling and catfighting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54kHBpKt6Z8&t=605s
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https://youtu.be/jap4LGPJD6o?t=24
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What's that site you guys use for streams? Pls thanks
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>>154266643
One is with women, one is with cats.
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>>154266686
mlbwebcast
freestreamslive
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>>154266686
mlb.tv
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>>154266686
lemonparty.org
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>>154266703
Are you catspie?
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>>154266728
catspie left ages ago
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>>154266643
>gAyEW
>Mercedes Monkey
>Jap concubine Riho
Not an argument
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>>154266728
I could never replace such a legend.
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>>154266721
ty bb. Bookmarked
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Carlos Mendoza making the mets lineup today
>three losses in a row? that’s possible.
>seven losses in a row? there’s an outside chance.
>but ten losses in a row? I’d like to see that!
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Wow you guys really love baseball!
There's this channel I just found called Jomboy Media, I bet you guys would love it! :)

- posted from my iPhone 43 using fart-to-text
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>>154266809
What did Miggs say to you? 'Multiple' Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
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>>154266830
Jomboy lost in his made up warehouse sports again. He blew an 8-0 lead and got eliminated.
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>>154266844
Is he serious with that shit or is it just a minigame for his gay ass podcast guests to play or something
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>>154266855
He actually does try to compete and just always loses repeatedly.
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>>154266886
kek what a kwabbed bitch
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>>154266886
>>154266855
>>154266899
see for yourself what happens when jomboy is playing sports vs talking about them
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bSWAlFGAm3s
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>>154266914
okay, exactly how do you NOT get a homerun every pitch in this thing
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>>154266914
By the 4th one I was wondering why the hell he's still pitching.
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>>154266686
sportsurge
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>>154266842
He said… I can smell your cunt.
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I would blow every man in this thread if it meant the Mets would win
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HE SOLD US A BILL OF GOODS AND STUCK IT UP OUR REAR END
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>>154266721
>>154266723
>>154266969
All going to be shut down tomorrow
>>154266724
Except for this one
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Reminder that only 3 teams have lost 10 games in a row and made the playoffs
>mest
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Railkees
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>>154267066
And 2 of them are the Indians who don’t even play in a real division
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>>154267066
Sounds like number 4 to me. It's April.
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>>154267094
just for that, the Tigers are winning everything this year.
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a FERNANDEZIAN walk
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Mest should call up Edward’s Jr
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If Boston wins today, don't look at their overall record.
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>>154266973
>I can smell your cunt.
I see. I, myself, cannot.
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>kloffenstein
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>>154267095
A sample size of thousands of MLB seasons vs. "Heh, my mettiejetties just need more time". Clock's ticking
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>>154267146
>9-11
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>>154266914
Oh /mlb/ ain't gonna like dis
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>>154266724
>>154266995
You should be arrested by the FBI.
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>>154267094
No
>51 Giants
>82 Braves
>17 Dodgers
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>>154266973
hot women are not allowed in /mlb/, please only post tranime, that one olympics raccoon, or men with large bottoms
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Mest need Ji Wan Bae
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>>154267307
rather have wi tu lo desu
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>>154267305
>men with large bottoms
?
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>>154267254
>he fell for it
What is this, 2007?
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>5 inning Freddy
>skenes ERAgate
Obtani is winning the NL CY isnt he?
>>
>>
Welcome to Plathville
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>smartly run teams like the brewers
>KWAB mest
hmm..
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>>154267355
Yamahimto will cuck him out of it. Or at least that's what I like to think, but Ohtani will win the CY Young as long as his ERA is under 3.5 and he gets the 162 innings to qualify. It'll be an executive order from Manfred
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>>154267331
hownew.ru
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chuned in to the lolmets yesterday for funsies and i have to say...they might be the worst team in the league
even the fucking rockies had better fielders than them
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does anyone know when pedophile night at the latrine is this year?
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the mest go for their 10th loss in a row, and I believe they can do it
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>>154261779
>Dodgers started the opener
Too many 2024 lifelongs here now
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Mets are playing baseball in an hour, and maybe they'll take another W. Freddy Peralta is pitching. The offense showed a tiny bit of a pulse yesterday, so lets hope that was the beginning of getting back on track.
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Post baseball snacks
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>>154267444
fella looks like an acid attack victim without needing to be an acid attack victim, poor guy
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Play Ball!
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>>154267550
The best kino can happen with another few mest losses. If the mest lose today and tomorrow, Monday there will be some great sports talk radio in New York City. Tuesday, the mest fans in attendance at Shitifield will be booing all game long. If the mest lose that game, 12th loss in a row, NY sports media will be in meltdown mode and calling for a complete housecleaning of the mest front office.
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>>154267395
Yamamoto is too conservative in the regular season. Perhaps Cristopher Sánchez will get it.
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The Yankees get the day opener, will /mlb/ be cuckwatching?
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>>154267657
The dane and 1 mentally ill mets fan will.
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It's time, yanksGODS
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>>154267618
Do you think the people in those pictures have to give their permission to be used on cigarettes
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>>154267550
>sign from the one game the philths won in the 24 NLDS
>1.5 games above the Mets in the standings
the absolute state of the shanty of fentanylphia KEK!!
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>>154267618
Based nigga.
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>>154267704
Stop posting and get in the game jazz
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>>154267741
Mets aren't all that.
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>>154267747
I can hit better than Swingandmissholm
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>>154267768
Yea but did you see his walks?
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Are any smart teams playing today?
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Trill Warren bump day, go!
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>>154267780
Jose Caballero seems pretty smart, he’s a naturalized Ray so it’s totally normal for him to act like this.
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fucking flyovers man
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>4 seam in
gay ass broadcast
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>>154267811
Say 4 seam in 10 times fast
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That's a strikeout for Will Warren against the Royals' best hitter.
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>>154267741
whataboutism is an invalid form of argument

mest are six games under .500
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Quick Pitch
Quick Pitch
Quick Pitch
Quick Pitch
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lmao doyerpacos
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>>154267892
You rang?
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These players are in their horse year.

1990

Jose Altuve
Gerrit Cole
Zack Wheeler
Marcus Semien
Salvador Perez
Jon Bertín

2002

Max Muncy
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>>154267929
For me it's her wikifeet page
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Why is the Royals manager chimping out in the second inning?
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Is it over for the Fraudres?
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>>154267629
This guy vs Sale tonight who ya got
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poodrepacos kek
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A JUDGIAN WALK
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a JUDGIAN walk
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smellinger was never good
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A JUDGIAN walk
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>>154268017
Cope
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>>154267997
>>154268008
>t.
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THE GREAT BAMBINO?!?!?
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>>154267964
He got tossed. Doesn’t make any sense.
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>>154267964
it's still the first inning, chud
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Fox prime time baseball
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>timmy and tommy timmens
kek timmies
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what was chuddy seething about? and what happens when you get thrown out? you just get in your car and go home?
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>>154268078
no balk called on pickoff according to announcers
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>>154268078
crew chief gets the managussy after the game
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*ends your season*
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>>154268104
>shoestring catch double play
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>>154267950
By the way, I was born in the Year of the Snake.
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High alert! Recker on Twins broadcast now!
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>>154268104
why are the mets cursed?
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Dragonchad here
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>>154268192
Are you Dragonspie?
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>>154268169
Recker dancing with a broom!
Recker dancing with a broom!
Recker dancing with a broom!
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Was he a twisn?
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i'm looking forward to continue laughing at the mest
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>>154268289
>mest
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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He is the embodiment of the Twins' inability to find qualified male analysts.
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>Will Warren is fixed
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>>154268104
Crazy balance, one of the better outfield assists in recent years IMO
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>>154268289
This meme is so old i don't even remember what it was called. still relevant though, lol mest.
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oopsies
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>GOYals
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>kansas shitty
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>>154268369
>Matt Blake
>Ruben Niebla
How is Cleveland constantly losing top-tier MLB coaching talent and their still among the best pitching development pipelines in MLB? Shit's insane
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AMED
M
E
D
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>>154268407
Watch moneyball
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an AHMEDIAN blast
>>
>>
CODY
O
D
Y
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a BELLINGERIAN blast
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cameron having a melty
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just pitch to judge retards
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Is it a porch shot when landing on the second deck?
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>>154268427
>watch the shitty movie that can't even adapt a straightforward book correctly
I'm good
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>>154268407
>pajeeter and the yaks shilling bet mgm
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>>154268108
What's dense about saying a team could be good if they fixed their weaknesses? That's how building a team works.
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ITFCB
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>>154268480
which team? are they smart enough to have never won a world series?
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>>154268479
What are you even replying to in my post dawg
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RICED
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Abbott is on my fantasy team but I hope we ranch him
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UNCLE BEN
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a RICIAN blast
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a GRICHUKIAN double
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you faggots won't be laughing once soto is back. enjoy it while you can cause my mets will have the last laugh.
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ITFCB. Bean this fucker
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sit the FUCK downiana!!!
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Jazz is so worthless
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>false flagging one out into the game
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>>154268544
One man army. Shit team.
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>>154265312
kek
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They’re calling Jeff the best catcher since Roy Campanella
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Twins are a good team.
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>>154268171

They hosted a pride night with the full suite of fags kissing, trannies in drag, the fag flags everywhere. Literally after that pride night, they went on a huge losing streak and have been complete shit since
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>>154268544
The Mets have been losing by an average of 5+ runs since he left. One player doesn't make that up
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>>154268618
>Twins are a good team.
are they a positive team?
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Fucking faggot motherfucker!
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Is this Twins team legit or am I retarded?
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back to back hits?
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>>154268659
>Fucking faggot motherfucker!
To whom do you refer?
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>challenging that
grrrrrrrr
>>
MLB Gameday has been so shitty since ABS
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Afternoon friends
>>
U_U
>>
Yankees won this ballgame in the third inning.
>>
play outer wilds
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way to battle there Jameo attaway
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royals look like retards out there
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>picked off
Is Bobby Witt Jr no longer elite?
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Will Warren is a beast now, huh?
Trust Cashman.
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>>154268544
yea, so? he'll take you to win rate of five hundred or slightly above. you're already six games under.
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MLB shortstop rankings (week of 4/20)

1. Elly
2. Gunnar
3. Bobby
4. Trea
.
Z
Z
Z
8. Lindor
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It's still absolutely ridiculous to me that Ohtani can leave the game as a pitcher and remain at DH but a fielder can't switch to DH (or vice versa)
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I’m so sick of freddy peralta just die you fucked
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nice inning Freddy keep this up
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>>154268800
Gunnar hasn't been playing great. Is Witt shit right now?
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>>154268724
I'm playing Parasite Eve (1998)
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ESCARRA
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RECKERA
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>>154268800
Volpe should be in the top 5.
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>>154268500
The Angels. I say they're not good but maybe could be if they fixed the glaring issues they have. Posters here act stupid as fuck acting like that's some outlandish statement.
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>>154268824
cool it with the sinophobic remarks
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>>154268850
>low polygon count
A man of culture.
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OH HI MARK! Into the wind kek
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King V! Let's go!
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Vientos is a scumbag there’s just certain things you don’t do man. He crossed a fuckin line, you just don’t do that man
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SWAGGY V. Let the windy city work for you brother
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Mets probably aren't losing this game, but they're definitely cursed if they do
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no...NO!!!
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>>154265320
they only despise c*nadians
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>>154265837
neat. do they still use the original logo on any bats, or do the put the ugly new LS of everything now
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that was a good attempt by Swanson
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>>154265968
chyna ofc
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These mets broadcasters are the biggest dweebs in baseball holy shit. But the cubs still lose this one
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>>154268931
are you a girl?
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>>154268974
That monster? I fucked her.
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cusb are absolute fucking trash holy shit
>>
>>
cmon Jameo you gotta be better you got this
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kek nice Bo
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>bo bishit
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>>154268800
where is neto you neet
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>>154265678
>combining LA and Anaheim
>combining SF and Oakland
why? may as well combine NYC with Newark too
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>>154268981
Child support check better be in the mail
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Benge is looking okay over the last 10 or so games, bros. maybe he's gonna get going here?
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>>154269036
he's been a lot more discerning and patient at the plate than he was a few weeks ago
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>>154269034
Holy fugg
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Happ Slapp!
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atta boy happ
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just...
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>tie ballgame
Metsbuddies....
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HAPP SLAPP!!! 431 ft MERCY!
>>
lol mest
>>
it's so over
>>
Surely the Mets arent about to drop their 10th in a row...
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Every dumbass piece of shit who said that trading senga in the offseason would be selling low is a fucking dumbass piece of shit.
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Happ Slapp!
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kek peralta is shook
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5 Innings Pitched
9 Strikeouts
0 Earned Runs

1.93 ERA

William "Trill" Warren, everybody.
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>page 2
we need nu ASAP!
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I can't make nu, they say my posts are spam I tried two different images
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Can someone make the new I'm getting anxious
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>>154269153
you didn't use reddit in the text did you? notice that trips the spam filter.
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It's only a tie game
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>mets take lead for first time in what feels like ages
>immediately give it back
Lmao
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Attabloop
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FAGGets fielding
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>>154269184
>>154269184
>>154269184
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>>154269163
No I just titled it /mlb/ and had nothing else and nothing in the main text
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>>154269190
>>154269190
>>154269190

New bread
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>2 inning Freddy
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Not a bad at bat from pete desu
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New thread
>>154269169
>>154269169
>>154269169
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>>154269188
>>154269201
>>154269304
kek
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>>154268571
Who the hell is this and what did she do with the other girl?

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