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miss him

I hate the shadows so much

Højlund hasn't managed one successful run behind the defenders, how are all Napoli players so slow?

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>>154266678
t. Alan Wake

>>154266665
>raging retard
>flaming bbilanista cringelord
>relentless baitposting
It moved to Denmark, it's not even subtle with both flags having a white cross on a red background

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GODO

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>>154266678
what did he ever do to you?

am i retard or shouldnt that be red

Cuckagni

zacca you shite bastard, was such a shit penal

Dafuq was that rebound shot

>>154266766
>>154266772
>>154266812
Zaccagni cancelled Cancellieri's second goal.

Napoli are playing trash.

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At least try to get it somewhere near the corners...

>>154266878
cant wait till he's gone next season

>>154266864
Chances are Cancellieri was inside the area before the kick, it's very hard to get there in time to beat the penalty taker to the ball otherwise

If he was Brazilian he would be named sarrialdo

Saying "Sarrinho" with an exagerated Brazilian accent is more fun that it has any right to be

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napoli are throwing it away against sarri cos they want him to replace gonde who goes to nt

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Half-time.

Mauricio Sarrincha da Silva

going to sauna.

cmon lazio score some golerinos

Pedro Sborro

https://x.com/REBHFun/status/2045502185677508611
If there's any game that should've never and I mean never had a PC release that would be Pragmata, it's too cute for the pc groypers degenerates

oh yeah basic baby 88

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0 points lost to Nabule

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Zingaro-on-Zingaro violence.

surely naulin becomes the starting striker after todays experiment

>spurs 1-1
heh

Conte going on about how napoli is bad because of injuries. Gets all their guys back and are losing at home to Lazio and looking trash doing it

This is an ILLEGAL war on Mordor. We’re told Sauron “poses an existential threat,” yet somehow this involves sending hobbits 1,500 miles to a volcano. Regime change in Mordor will only create a power vacuum filled by worse orcs, maybe even Uruk-hai. Sauron is bad, sure. But is he “march to Mount Doom” bad? Meanwhile second breakfast is underfunded. Tell me again how this puts the Shire first?

>>154267472
Wtf, you saved it!

>>154267472
Didn't he lose 2-1 in one of those games

If he was a cringe COD youtuber he'd be called Giovanni Malagoodo

feels weird having a keeper strong and confident in the air

Was leaving basic out of the squad a galaxy brain move by sarri? He already knew the squad was thin and injury were inevitable. He knew that basic is pretty much zingaro Veron but needed an extra push to fulfill his calcio destiny.

now I want a milan and roma win and juventus loss. Keep things interesting

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cunnu

A Lithuanian shitpost is how I find out picchia isn't a nationwide word

>>154267658
For me, it's bernarda

>>154267658
>mboffa
ah yes the new udinese signing

>>154267658
>bregna :DDD

Whats Napoli's fucking problem

>>154267735
how much money did you lose?

HYSAJ??????????

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Hysaj mentioned

lazzari is fast but made of glass
hopefully they will sell him to cremonese
Pedraza will join in the end so all good

back

yess cmon laziooo

Are Inter officially champions now?

This Alisson lad smells like brazilian fraud

sell hysaj (if you can)
sell gigot
sell zaccagni (if good money arrives)

>>154267920
+9 atm so will take few more games. depends on how hard nabul and bbilan choke their games too

>>154267938
Hysaj is out of contract
>>154267947
+12

>>154267978
bbilan can catch up a little. yeah nabuls is +12

>>154267978
Basic needs renewal

>>154268024
bbilan is 24 points behind

nuno has really improved defensively, motta may as well have not turned up it was that easy. could and should've scored 2 or 3 more

>>154268059
based

>>154267947
There are like 5 games left so they only need 1 win right? With Napoli dropping so many points

>>154268080
who will start nuno or pedraza next season

nice job lazio.

If Lazio plays like this next season even without a mercato they can comfortably compete for the scudetto

>>154268115
nuno LB and floriani RB

>>154268132
some director just said team is not build for sarri yet

I like Cancellieri more because he is pacey and physical unlike Isaksen which is good with dribbling and long shots but weak minded

>>154268174
and? sarri won a scudetto with the worst juve ever seen with a 12 points advantage before they lost them all in the final post scudetto games

>>154268219
*used a bioweapon to stop a dominant Lazio*

>>154268219
there was gobbi refball there

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Gila>Bremerd
Goodnight

>>154268244
There always was, they even killed Scirea because he felt bad and wanted to expose Israel and Elkann in 1982

>>154268138
floriani lol

>>154268288
Yeah bring back the father, rape is not a crime

>>154268288
fenomeno with sarri like basic

>>154268331
Have you installed some spicy Pragmata mods yet

>>154268354
I don't think there is rn
sherry mods are great tho

If you had the chance to, would you run over a billion stray dogs with no repercussions

it's so childish to deform names adding shit piss poop gay grim etc in them yes so fun

>>154268442
black, chinese, indian, nafri, arab behaviour

>>154268442
id eliminate every domestic dog sincerely and make owning a dog a crime

>>154268505
Those eat dogs, I just want to kill them. I stumbled on a /v/ gore video with a german shepard getting tortured and I almost jizzed my pants lol

>>154268514
What about cats?

>>154268526
yeah but what does that have to do with dogs

Ban all dogs except the German ones.

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>face mogged
>frame mogged
>height mogged

oof

>>154268545
id make a limit of owning max 1 cat per family

>>154268825
>face dogged
>frame dogged
>height dogged

roof

New sfinter donatore : Michele d’Aldobrandini Rothschild

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Schizokino

>>154268906
3-defenders scheme literally death sentenced footy

>>154268906
name me a better Serie A midfield than Roma's

>>154268947
The /seriea/ schizo and his personalities

>>154268947
grimstante makes me very angry

oof, a finnish dude died in a severe crash at Nurburgring

>>154268947
jj next season

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>>154269027
forgot pic

what player would you poach from relegating Tottenham?
apart from the obvious Muani

>>154269043
Bigger crash out than an Allegri team in april

Riomma :(

>>154269075
pedro sborro or simmons (was linked to lazio a few years back)

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>>154269075
Palhinha, nothing flashy but useful once you have to lock a game down. Also Simons would destroy Serie A but I cannot prove it.

>>154269075
Van De Ven and Romero, put them both in Inter, and all of their reliability issues are magically solved.
:)

i think atalanta has the edge here. they know gasp system by heart

>obvious Muani

KWAB

gud shot

a very ciro-like gol

>>154269140
i dont think they own him
>ynr udogie
i have visions of grim mercato news

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Conceding to Atalanta? Wouldn't happen to MY team

>>154269075
Udoggy (desperate need of a LB) and maybe like a Van der Ven or Porro

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A non-manlet GK would have saved it

>>154269305
this is classy actually

soule is so gud. rube was mad giving away so many quality players

>>154269343
name all the quality players

Which TD was it again that sold off all the Next-Gen talento's for peanuts? Soule, Huijsen etc.

>>154269373
Huijsen, Muharemovic and Soulè could have all been good for the team desu. Can't even lie, >we were fucking retarded by giving away so many young players for disappointing signings.

Did I tell you people about the time YouTube suggested a really lewd Italian song to me? I couldn't believe my ears, and when I checked to see when the song was made it was very old.

>>154269290
wjy would you need a LB if serieass game downgraded to a 3 CBs shitfest?

>>154269404
Muharemovic can be bought back for half the price, for Huijsen they should've sold him for much more but otherwise he's very meh.
Soulé is good but very inconsistent, the one and only player that this club should've kept is Barrenechea

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>>154269404
>rarting Muharemovic
Can we not?

bretty gud dried meat

>>154269140
lmao I now remember the Kevin Danso schizophrenia
Thanks Grimtoli

>Missing that
My estimation of Marlen as a striker has just plumitted

Malen Brando

>>154269437
Because even if he doesn't play in a 4atb, he'd likely be a more defensively reliable LWB than Cambiaso.
>>154269447
>>154269454
Even just getting more than pennies would have been worth it, >we sold these guys to sign the likes of Poopmeiners or Luiz

>>154269521
He fucked up on Brighton's equalizer and probably doomed Doddenham to relegation

>malen
>meme sharawy

>>154269454
This is what happens when you watch jjs defence

how much would gulu cost lol

OpendArknights: Endfield

>>154269636
2 ACLcoins

entertaining game so far

Back when pioli was coaching Milan the seriea was the best league in the world entertainment wise
Now everything is tainted

LAUGH AT GASPARCINI HAHAHAHAHHA

golazo

very nice gole

very gud calcio whole half

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Fresh jJ rumour batch

Jj xisters, svrely you can still catch up to Sprinter

Jokic chuds already losing

A Bosnian post about Juventus?

malen very hungry for goal. shoots every chance

big waste from roma that header.

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>TwINgo
YAMAUCHIIIIIIIIIII YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

more defensive now

>tsimikas again
Seriously what the fuck happened to little angelo

>>154271203
I read he was infected with some flesh-eating amoeba and lost like 16kg of muscle mass

>>154270302
grimaldo

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???

>>154271420
i need translations

cristante 12.4 km run. impressive

>>154271516
He's elite

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A maximum of 1 point to be lost against Roma and Atalanta.

>>154270302
>Darwin Nuñez
This dude has been hot dogshit since he left Benfica, he'd be even more allergic to scoring than Openda

both were happy with point. first half was kino

>>154271637
Yeah I'm sure they are, if jewe wins tomorrow they will be +6 on riommetta and +9 on bricklayers

A sfinterista with 0 IQ? You're telling me for the first time

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Grim

>>154271741
i hope they lose tommorrow now kek

then its +1 for both teams

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Successfully dodged Gnabry rumors for the upcoming summer merdato

>>154271741
What living in swamps and bathing with all sorts of magical forest creatures does to a mf

Alvarez is an insane player

>>154271773
+4 when you count the moral points

>>154271849
Yeah but Openda clearly looks worthy half of his pricetag

>>154271839
There is literally nothing wrong with living in a swamp and it’s antisemitic to say there is.

>>154271849
But Jj just had to get Vlahovic…

>>154271925
could be bad if it goes -2. then its one loss away from surpasso

inter and lazio won. good gior so far

>>154272165
How do you feel about Orban losing in favor of the other commie

>>154271849
Needs to move to the north east

>La Gazzetta dello Sport highlights on its front page that Dusan Vlahovic, who is described as having an expiring contract, is considered more than a temptation for Milan under Max Allegri. Juventus CEO Comolli has postponed the renewal of the Serbian striker until the end of the season, and Milan are reportedly ready to finance the operation with the sale of Nkunku to Juventus.

If the fat Albanian successfully dumps Nkunku on jJ I’ll never say another bad word about Albania

>>154273208
Literally why would Jj want Nkunku lmfao

>>154273208
Imagine if it's a Yildiz Nkunku swap imagine the melt here like seriously imagine

>>154273480
>Black
>French
Comolli’s type if Kolo Yutani goes elsewhere

>>154273540
Gazzetta says Comolli is ready to offer 45n

>falling for such an easy bait
Why are Jj retard like this

>€11,5m/y
>have to sell at €30m ore more to avoid minusvalenza (€38m on a 5y contract)
Good luck selling that lole

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Anytime I have a bad day I remember pic related and how those children died of a painful dead to cancer and I immediately feel better.

>>154273778
In this case the correct term for the financial transaction would be Minushabensa

>Lois Openda will cost Jj 92M over 5y

>>154273960
>>154273981
Don't ignore this post >>154273945

>local nabulefag mad af
yep, sounds like gonde should ask bresident de laurendiis for more bremier league rejects or he quids :DDD

>>154273996
>18.5 M/y for a benchwarmer

New Simerdone choke is up, let me check his DNA real quick

/seriea/ consensus on basque independence?

>>154274229
The PS3 of wannabe independent nations

>>154274229
you dropped your kippah dukkio

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as punishment, Simeone is making his players sleep on haystacks tonight

>>154274229
I rate Oyarzabal for all it's worth

>>154274319
He made me shit myself during that Euro 2020 match with that missed header so no

>>154274290
t. Vlaams Belang voter

Amplifico mufa

Vlaams Noalang

Vlachs Belang

>>154274337
would be odd to mock melonvoters and others who fell for it again only to vote for Vlaams belang wouldnt it

>>154273945
DO
NOT
IGNORE
THIS

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smell that stench
even dogs have ran
here they launch
the filthy nabuletans
oh you cholerous, quake landslide
soap on you was never ever applied

>>154274607
Well you tell me, are VB voters known for their ideological consistency?

They could be rating Douglas Luiz one minute and shit on Kalulu the next for all we know

>>154274808
Duccio there isn't only one Belgio, I'm the one who rated Luiz and he's the one who hates Kalulu (has been hating him for a damn while too kek)

>>154274833
wtf youre supposed to keep it a secret/ hide it

>>154274833
Please understand, the current Duccio (nèe Ihattaren) has yet to grasp it

If a top 4 team loses to a relegation candidate there should be a lottery wheen spin which would allow the two teams to swap places in the standings

>>154275609
if the intention is to turn calcio into a more amateurish circus where the incompetent idiot becomes a trisomic force to be reckoned with, all you have to do is unveil new TelecomItalia wiretaps

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The crystals Annekee sold me just resonated, this can only mean that Juventus plays in less than 24 hours from now

>>154275939
that's obviously post-surgery matthijs

That film where Scarlett Johansson leads unsuspecting men into that black space and skins them but it's Annekee

>>154275939
can't figure out which middle distance runner with a sunbraised face she resembles, but it's definitely blonde Amedeo Minghi showing up at Sanremo contrary to customary modesty

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>>154276467
Hodgkinson? More so her than the likes of Bol or Klaver despite the shared nationalities

I did not know this lol
>https://youtube.com/shorts/lz8raIF9zQY?si=CGBgaF6jitbzFWvo

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>>154280454
there's hope for the danejeet yet

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>>154275685

>>154280454
Should the bible be used to predict serie ass results

>>154281620
Telecom Italia illegal dossiers from the 2000s is entry level Serie A heritage.
Do you think Italian football has suddenly started to suck just because someone has forgotten how to dribble drobble or how to overcome the packing rate?

>>154281319
The one behind the touchmine account on X?

No... no, don't tell me it's happening tonight...

>Kalulu 2029 is almost up
t. Tuttosborrt

Zingaro thinks he deserves more money than the n10 who actually played and performed?
id let him go and give the ammount he asks to lewa instead just out of spite

>>154275685
No intention is to relegate bbilan after they lose to verona but feel free to project your jealousy of Inter and lack of skill onto my post

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Can he save the Italian calcio team?

>>154282303
no one has ever envied your club neither in the past nor since the San Luca committee took over, scum rat