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My gades would bootyblast both of these shit teams.

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>>154266593
cardale got them niggas last night

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>>154266593
>runs in you're path

>>154266616
Three games in eleven days is criminal, half the team got injured.

>>154266633
Is 3 games in 11 days more or less criminal than 3 games in 12 days?

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Please Harrison Frost, I'm just asking you to not be a mirage.

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>bench clearing brawl
and a good one it was

Can't find a stream, have fun. No I don't get over air reception.

>>154266803
I got you brother
https://www.vipbox(dot)sc/american-football/dc-defenders-vs-st-louis-battlehawks-2-live

Did Frost ever throw a pass for the Sea Dragons? I dont remember ever seeing him on the field

KA KAW KA KAW LETS GET THOSE WINGS FLAPPIN

I did not know Farve was drafted as a Failcoon

Wow. Silvers is the #3 now.

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already burning timeouts!?

>>154266827
He did not. Their main backup was Steven Montez.

>>154266838
They traded him because Jerry Glanville thought he was a stupid, drunk redneck lmao

>>154266825
Thx

WHITE BOY CAN RUN

>>154266838
he only threw like 4 passes his entire time he was with the falcons

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Pearson still can't fucking catch.

>>154266843
hawks should try trading him to my qb desperate gamblers

What the fuck dude. Why are you even throwing Pratt out there? Fucking ridiculous. 2 TOs in one drive for the SAME fucking package? Unacceptable.

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why does Proehl hate timeouts so much?

Battlecucks spending timeouts like they’re cursed gold.

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>>154266923
Because his OC is a fucking retard.

You brought him in with 2 time outs for ONE play?

>>154266937
totally worth it for a FG

Wasting timeout is better than wasting challenges.

Defenders have better uniforms and name than the commies

They still haven't announced where the championship game is, have they?

>>154266959
No, they want it in STL but they can't just keep having it there

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>>154266956
Better fans too tbqhwyf

>3rd and forever
>Play so far off they never have to worry about it
Good job

cool, the scorebug that shows whos talking is back

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Both teams taking timeouts like candy.

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>>154267075
Wade is out there somewhere shaking his head at this shit

>>154266970
It really doesn’t compare to anything else. If I lived closer, season tickets would be a no-brainer. This is the first game that I’m actually wishing I was there instead of at home. Usually, television is way better for viewing sports, but I’d be at every Fendies game if I could. You just don’t go back to the couch after holding the Beer Snake.

Why is STL playing so ridiculously far off?

i was holding my breathe for a 3rd early qb slide lol

TUDDYYYY

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Fuck me man. They had him multiple times. Fuck.

>>154267110
That coverage was non existant

My steam is behind but I hate these 1PT kicks. Think that was a bad change. Might be the minority on that.

>>154267127
Dude, me too. I was prepared to get so fucking mad because I called out that exact scenario last night. If anyone does it, though, I’d expect it would be the STL kid.

i remember when coutee broke the record for receptions by a player in their first start (11) for my texans. i dont remember what he did to get on obrien's bad side but he benched him for some reason

>>154267190
silvers probably would have done it if he was starting today

>>154267230
Silvers would have slipped before he could have slid.

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>another pearson incompletion

>>154267277
The coverage was good on those last two balls.

>Crispy start

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Fucking finally made it home

they should have let taamu get to the 49 yd line

FUMBLE
>FUMBLE
FUMBLE
>FUMBLE

>>154267382
>YOU CALLIN MY PLAYERS CRISPY? YOU CALLIN' THEM ZESTY???

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OH BABY

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IM-FUCKING-PLYING YOU COULD EVER STOP THE DREAM

LAND DRAGONNNNNNNNNN

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cmon now

I didn't think the battlehawks played til later?

>Small guy blocks for big guy
Kino

I’m also 5’7”. Do I have a shot in this league, bros?

>>154267511
Can you run faster than anyone else you have ever met?

>>154267511
can you catch a football?

>>154267544
You don't need to catch the ball to play in this league. Just look at Pearson.

>>154267535
I have a lot of heart.
>>154267544
Sometimes.

>>154267511
Do you want to get back into the NFL?

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McCrane is definitely gonna get an nfl workout invitation

>>154267584
I live for the practice squad.

>nobody runs the Flexbone
Why do they fear the bone?

I am missing this game and I am quite sad about it

Frost playing way better than his stats.

>>154267661
>>154266825

i couldnt see if it hit the skycam from that footage. i remember seeing highlights of a CFL punter/kicker repeatedly hitting the jumbotron during a game lol

Why do my hawkies keep getting hit with bullshit RTP calls?

eh thats a kinda weak rtp call

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>>154267750
STL is up to like 5 of those already. It's insane.

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this is our game

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THATS A TOUCHDOWN

Imagine trying to argue he had fucking possession of that ball for even a second.

That’s garbage. That should’ve been a touchdown. Came down on two feet with possession and even took a couple steps. Whatever the safety does after doesn’t matter, the ball’s dead.

>coach yelling "ball dont lie!" right in front of the reffie
lol

>>154267815
He didn't have possession lol, one of the hands on the ball was the defender

>>154267804
He literally did. He caught it with both hands. He only started fooling with it after it should’ve been dead.

>>154267828
The defender was reaching through his legs. He caught the ball over his head with both hands. Watch the replay.

Battlecucks SHOOK

Swap those colors and that's a defensive hold.

>>154267893
I’m pretty sure both of them are black.

>>154267833
He never had control. He was fussing with it from the getgo because the DB had a hand in there and he couldn't get a grip.

>>154267915
Watch the replay, dog. The only hands near the ball when he lands are his. DB starts reach after he’s already down.

CHUG CHUG CHUG

>>154267944
You are mentally ill

>>154267971
And you are blind.

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Did Repole tell ESPN to increase beer snake coverage? i remember when the when they purposely limited the coverage on ESPN when dwayne johnson took over

lmao goddamn that massive penalty yds

You can't do that

What? So they’re enforcing two penalties on one play?

Why the fuck is Pereira reviewing shit randomly? Sometimes they force coaches to use a challenge, sometimes Mike just goes "lmao nevermind"

That's gotta be the biggest foul movement I've ever seen

>>154268090
inside two minutes too important to just let slide.

WHAT A CATCH

>>154268129
Except when it is, which they do constantly.

lmfao wtf were you thinking roberson?!

RETARD YOU JUST GAVE THEM A FIELD GOAL
CUT THAT MORON

LMAO #50 KWAB!!!

50 needs to stay in the locker room for the second half

That also should have been RTP. If you're calling that horseshit from earlier, he landed full weight.

>>154268168
He was UFL Defensive Player of the Week last week.

>Why aren't they going for the TD?!
Because you take the points here you fucking moron.

>>154268198
I cant believe he just said that.
>HURRR DONT TAKE THESE FREE POINTS

Fucking CTE'd niggers.

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>>154268092
biggest/most impactful one i remember seeing was purdue's coaches getting back to back deadball unsportsmanlike conduct penalties after a FG, forcing them to kick off from their own 10 yd line. syracuse gets the ball at the 50 yd and easily gets into to FG range to kick the game-winning FG

>18-1

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Bros why is outdoor furniture so fucking expensive. I just want to grill and chill.

>>154268312
I don't know where you live (I live in the STL area) and outdoor furniture does not last (unless you constantly put it away). I just like using wood benches for outdoor grilling, and get togethers.

>>154268347
Southampton. I've had luck in the past you just need to cover it in the winter.

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>>154268161
>>154268168
>>154268173
>its derick roberson! noooooo!

stop trying to make crispy happen

tuddy inc

Missed half of the game so far. Fendies vs Battlehawks is usually a decent game. How has it been so far?

>>154268493
its been alright so far

HE THROWS AT THE FUCKING STICKS EVERY TIME HOW ARE YOU MISSING THIS

It would be funny if a nuke went off right now.

moore knee injured

>>154268493
Solid but not chippy yet. It's coming soon. You can see guys pushing and shoving more post whistle.

Fucking FINALLY got home. God damn.

Holy fuck they're so quick to flag STL. This is ludicrous.

SAFETY

What a weak fucking hold

>injuring yourself on a safety
Irony kino

battlecucks lmao

Stream died

>>154268808
Foxxy.dad

>>154268722
Stop committing penalties, then.

>Feeney right in the kitchen
lol

these "cereal killer" commercials are kinda weird

>>154268872
Let the boys play.

defenders win
combatchickens will continue to choke in the playoffs

>>154268935
Then don’t bitch about not getting RTP calls.

Remember when gay louis thought Frost was the guy?

>>154269001
He's looked fine today, a little late on a few throws but his WR's have hurt him a lot. And then the rare times they DO catch the ball it gets flagged for weak holding calls.

No flag on that hit?

>>154269033
You gonna whine about that one?

>they love CP
wew lad

>Throw absolute garbage ball
>Get rewarded for a blatant DPI
I wish football in general had a real answer for that.

yeah he had to hold there lol

>>154269060
have a flag, have two

>they love CP
Uh .... Maybe rephrase that one guys

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>they love CP
UHHH

>>154269082
That raised my eyebrow too, lol.

>>154269074
>>154269083
And there it is. Battlehawks fans are such retarded faggots.

>>154269138
It was blatant DPI. It was just also a shit pass. It's a common issue in handegg where the best play is "Chuck it down field and pray for a DPI". It's a problem at every level.

they;re killing themselves with all these penalties

>be gay louis
>lose
kek

>>154269175
The ball was good. He committed the DPI because if he didn’t the receiver was gonna blow right by him and score.

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>didn't realize the game was on this early
>put the game on
>Battlehawks losing by 2 scores in the 4th quarter

I'm mad at myself more than anything. Oh well, still time for a comeback.

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this beer is great

Battlekeks QB doesn’t sound like he gives a fuck that he’s getting booty blasted by his biggest rivals.

>>154269271
combatchickens are done

lmao get rid of the fuckin ball man

lmao that was late as fuck

lol holy late hit

its the 4th quarter. time to the kardiac kaws to get serious

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Kardiac Kaws is so frustrating to watch.

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LATULAS

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WHAT A FUCKING MANS RUN! SIT DOWN CHILDS PLAY

UH OH FENDIED

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Touchdown! Let's gooooooo

This game will end in a fight either way

These are the two best teams. Easily.

I've seen better stuff arms than that. Why are they acting like it was amazing? It was more of a failed stiff arm that turned into a little shove to the side, if anything

>>154269502
Good. Fuck St. Poois.

>>154269518
Because they’ve been sucking off STL all day long so their fragile fans don’t get their feelings hurt and stop coming to games.

>>154269502
Always does.

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Joey, your thoughts?

OVER HIT

>>154269561
Brother what game have you been watching? They called Ta'amu fucking Tom Brady.

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>>154269655
LOOKIN GOOD AND FEELIN GOOD

>>154269689
Case in point.

>26

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LAND DRAGONNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Damn what a run. Let's get some points off it!

Chimpout incoming

>>154269689
I heard that too. I think they were speaking more in the sense of his veteran status in the UFL and how many people know him in this league rather than his talent level. They just said he needed to start acting like a veteran QB a few drives ago because they said he forces stuff too much, so they certainly weren't talking about his play.

>>154269722
Are you implying they didn't call Ta'amu Tom Brady? Or are you saying actually that's not a unfair comparison?

There are going to be fights on the field incoming

>go in the game and ragdolled, Pratt.
thanks coach

>>154268370
Nice, I am over in Edwardsville

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HAVE SOME FUCKING COMPOSURE MEN!

kick the fg and try to get a stop

>Decision Time!
There's no decision. You have to go for it. Throw it up to 88 and either hope for a TD or a DPI.

>>154269851
A FG turns a 1 possession game into a 1 possession game. If you miss the TD nothing changes but they're pinned deep and you have 3 TOs.

You have to go for it, no option

>>154269772
>Continuing to illustrate my point by hearing the names Brady and Ta’amu in the same sentence and ignoring everything else so you can complain
All they’ve done all game is talk about how the Chickens are so great without a single mention of the complete ass-whooping the Defenders put on the Gamblers. It’s been all about how they lost week one.

GOTTA GO FOR IT

>>154269900
>Why are they talking about the most recent matchup between these teams?! They should be talking about beating up on a fucking pineapple!
Jesus christ.

What a fucking chickenshit move. You deserve to lose this game.

RETARD MOVE FIRE RICKY

>>154269897
but if you kick the FG here you can win outright if you get a stop and then a get a TD + kick the XP

I thought you had to get a TD to use the 4&12 rule

>>154269992
i think you just have to be trailing to in the 4th quarter to attempt the 4th and 12 onside alternative

>>154269934
Nigga, they’ve only talked about one side of the matchup. They brought up the comeback STL did last week. The coverage is lopsided even though it’s DC’s home game. DC is winning the game and all they’ve done is talk about STL. Don’t pretend like that shit doesn’t happen constantly in any kind of football coverage.

This is total goofball shit lmaoooo

RETARD DONT GO OUT OF BOUNDS

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I get why they're playing it safe, but it would be way more fun if they took the risk. Now stop them and make the safe decision actually pay off.

DC is about to choke this shit lmaoooooooo

Both of these teams are fucking chickenshit. Jesus christ.

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UH OH

I cant even believe this lmao, this is bizzaro world football

>Sure, let’s run the same fucking play over and over, they won’t see it coming the third time.
Retard. Why are you trying to give them the game?

>run the same play 3 times
Uh lol?

lol wow what are defenders doing?!

DC IMPLOSION

Very clearly down.

AHAHAHAHAHA

DEFENDED

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>>154270100
5d chess. its so stupid, they'll never see it coming

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Oh come on. I mean, thank goodness it wasn't a fumble, but taking a sack there is awful.

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>throwing into triple coverage

Get fucked, battlecucks.

Damn. Good game DC. Frost just underthrew it. Rematch in the playoffs gonna be fun.

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No brawl? Fuck this shit!

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Why would you chuck it downfield on that play? Oh well. Good game, hopefully we get a 3rd meeting in the playoffs.

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SUCK IT BATTLEHAWKS

>Just shy of 8k people
Brutal. Why's DC not showing up?

>>154270235
Not even, he threw it right to the Defender like he was his target. He was basically staring him down.

did the man get his beer or not?

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Get fucked Battlecucks, it was a foregone conclusion.

>>154270271
i guess they felt they needed positive yds for a more manageable 4th down but everybody was well covered

DC OWNS ST POOUIS

Alright everyone! So far how is everyone feeling about the UFL season this year?

>>154266567
Why watch something that's gonna fold in a year?

>>154270451
Best in a while. Not very many shit games and all the teams except Houston are at least competitive.

>>154270496
Why do you care if it folds? Why would it fold in a year if it hasn't yet?

>>154270496
People have been saying it's "gonna fold in a year" for 4 years now