anime girls

>>154267967
Chelsea is a girls name kek

>>154268019
>tranime
kys srsly

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>>154268019
>anime
based

no one cares

>>154268023
i think it's a place

Joao Pedro meme is over

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>>154268019
Basiert

>>154267967
>Delap

Bruno Fernandes is gonna smash in 2 goals or assists

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>>154268019
very good post

battle of mid.png

do NOT post half time slags bros
jannies will ban you

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let's go!!

>>154268389
mio channelling the /mug/

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CAM ON RENTBOYS

>>154268308
did they get new jannies or something
you constantly see things deleted for "off topic" now

>SPUDS

IM HERE THIS IS GONAN BE KINO!!!

I LOVE BIG FAT TITTIES AND HATE SPURS

>>154268555
which is weird because this sports thread is full of off topic tranny cartoon posts and I don't see them being deleted

Who is gonna throw it away?.. Chelsea or Man Utd?

Liam Rosenior is just a chill guy.

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>>154268746
me too man

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>>154268788
he was better as liam rojunior

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>>154267967
Kinda crazy how mid Chelsea has become, what are these players even? Only guys I recognize are Cucurella from Euros and Palmer from club world cup

Sanchez made a trip to turkey

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i wonder if chelsea will relegate spurs on the final day

>>154268860
they spent 1.5bn on random ngubus

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>>154268413
/mug/ will happen!

>>154268797
Awooga

In 2019 Spurs were in the UCL final while Coventry City just got promoted from League Two. Now there’s a decent chance CCFC may be playing in a higher league next season…

>>154268308
slags mentioned

>>>/s/22360561
>>>/s/22360561

nobody is watching this gay shit

Today is MUG day. Get the thread ready guys

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>>154269070

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>>154268901
/mug/ today inshallah

>>154269097
dios mio

>>154269077
what are they watching?

> bruno will have the best stats of any premier league player this season and again go trophyless
> he will win 10 trophies in his carreer
> feels batman

what is the best result? shitty draw with some stupid reds and yellows and some meme blunders?

>>154269070
>>154269097
i love this guy

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lads

LADS

>spurs

>>154269146
Bruno to score a hattrick

if chelsea win this they can still pip man utd for the CL spots

if they lose, top 5 is settled

>>154269165
its over, my jewbros...

Anyone rooting for a /mug/ is a plastic and a retard. We want Lelsea to LOSE today, let me make that crystal

>>154269047
manmade horrors beyond human comprehension, i prefer black women

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Wish me luck, /mug/bros.

>>154269191
who's we? i want man u to lose

>>154269211
well chavs are just wiggers. id rather have the authentic article than a pale imitation, if you will..

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who are we rooting for, and why?

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS

>>154269146
Garnacho hattrick

I'd have guessed that Michael Oliver would be at City vs Arsenal. Feels like he is in every important game

>>154269229
we're all rooting for you sheamus lad

>>154269231
we all are, but the whole board are all retards so hes not really wrong

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>>154269165
Uhhh... spudsisters, how do we came back from this??

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>>154269191
>the "we" in question

Ref’ isn’t joining the huddle this time?

Tesco vs Delap derby, let's gooooo!

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if chelsea lose this and miss out on CL, they will pretty much be bankrupt

>>154269229
i hope you die

>>154269231
>>154269264
Plastics. Yernited have at least earnt their position as a big money club

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>>154269258
>we're all rooting for you sheamus lad

Cheers, la.

>michael oliver
congratulations chelsea

get ready for a big brain display from roseeneuer

>>154269229
go on lad

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>>154269277
COPE

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>>154269273
sadly no

>>154269278
theyre both owned by jews to be fair

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>>154269229
Screenshot the actual, completed slip. You won't though, because you never actually confirm the bet. Worst gimmick not just on /sp/, but on the entire website

>>154269248
kek you know what, Garnacho dabbing on his old shit club would be kinda funny and I fucking hate him and Chelsea

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>>154268389
>>154268413
>>154268901
>>154269122
ZASED

YES HIGH INTENSITY SPORTS

playing man united when you change word order is playing against united man

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>>154269307
>Screenshot the actual, completed slip.

Oh, but I will.

carrick will pull through

>>154269306
Aged ref

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PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A NON SLURPER

>>154269322
my wife is the best and so cute!!

Kill all anime poster
Long Love /mug/ believers

Where did Chelsea got that manager?

Looks like an IT intern.

Chelsea are so bad right now, cant see a /mug/ unless the new manager bounce is dead

>>154269401
LinkedIn

>>154269401
linkedin

>>154269401
they had no money left and found him on linkedin unironically

>>154269335
you've been doing this for multiple years now and you've never posted one single slip where you've actually placed the bet, you could have made yourself some decent money in that time instead of sitting in your mums spare room being the worst poster on the entirety of 4chan

>>154269401
github

Not starting Garnacho against manure is a crime against humanity

>>154269456
>you've never posted one single slip

oh, but he did.

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>tfw conventionally handsome and fairly intelligent but lazy and fat

>>154269380
praying a stray nuke ends your misery, abutroon.

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>8 mins in
>Still 0-0

liam delap is the worst player in the world.

>>154269472
this fat lad is better than him

>>154269472
>intelligent
>fat
doubt

>>154269465
It’s ok, he'll come on for a last minute winner

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what are your memories of netto lads?

>>154269472
i respect it. it takes effort to be lazy in USA when the ((media)) is doing everything in its power to trick you into working yourself into an early grave

>>154269484
fuck paimon

outside of the box

>>154269472
You're also delusional

>>154269510
9p baked beans that werent bad.

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>>154269380
Anime website

>>154269376
Trvke

>>154269510
got a can of coke there for like 8p
never went again

i think if it was too soon for netto, if it came around now it would be doing big business

>>154269247
chelsea for /mug/

ERA

to the americans in here who watch on english streams, how much of what ally mccoist says do you understand?

i feel like if you wipe out a player outside of the box it should be a free kick

Give me /mug/ or give me death

>>154269550
man utd are refereed differently, its our culture please understand

why is mbeumo so white

shawtardo moment: 1

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>>154269538
>anime website

Manpoos defence looks absolute shite, its over for Carrick

MICHAEL FUCKING OLIVER
all in the video, all on the record
Dancin'

>>154269578
>that bunda
>white

impossible

what is the point of kobbie mainoo

>>154269541
how the fuck has michael oliver not given anything

looks like shaw doesn't mind not travelling to the US.

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>>154269563
This season they got a lot of calls against them, last weekend match was wild especially

hue hue ded

red card for estevao for slapping shaw in the face, violent conduct 3 match ban

>>154269472
You can't be intelligent and fat anon, brain neurons consooom alot of calories, specially if you're a THINKER.
>>154269481
1- am not a TRANNY, the same cant be said about you althoubeit.
2-hopefully the entire mid east gets nuked, am sick of this shit.

>>154269585
The creator of gif pronounces it "jif" and he's fucking wrong. The same rule applies here

>>154269585
oh damn, an actual unrefutable answer

weeb bros our own king has betrayed us

>garnachy getting ready
KINO

o hexa its over

estaPOW

the future of blueco's CFC LDN in an injury prone brazilian teenager

i'm sure nobody will jump ship this summer

>>154269585
>inspect element

>garnacho

>>154269623
He will recover just in time.

Rip estevao

who’s
That
TWAT
FROM ARGENTINA!

>>154269601
where is this image taken and what meme is it meant to be?

>garkino in
this is about to get good lol

garnacho time

poor Esther Vow

>>154269472
Start with a walking pad, they're dirt cheap on amazon. Try to get at least 5k steps in at 3mph. Then Progress to weight lifting (stronglift 5x5). Ofc do put down the fork

>>154269585
Tranime twinks it's over for us

Neymar IN

>garnacho
United are cooked

GARNIZZY TO COME ON. PREPARE YOUR ANUSES YANITED

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he’s going bald in kind of a weird way

Time for Gartardo to sink the game

>amad flipped off the united fans and they still simp for him
>garnacho did it and they hate him

why is it so different? racism?

garnachow is such a meme player

i miss mudryk

No idea which team I want to win, I hate both with total dedication and a lot of devotion. Maybe a 0-0 slurper to upset both sets of twat fans.

>>154269676
I completely forgot he existed lol

>>154269664
I can see a lion

>>154269678
zased

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>>154269619
>hiroyuki
>king

>>154269678
Support United, a strong United is one of englands biggest exports

>>154269664
you can hide thinning if you have sub saharan hair by spraying your head

>>154269676
mudrynho is too busy banging his gf at the gym.

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this is a fucking slurper

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>>154269623
Oh no, it's just begun
>rodrygo out
>Steven out
>martenelli...soon

>>154269714
nigel farage's favourite immigrants

he hates eastern euros

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liam delap
why

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just started the CL final on FM, predictions?

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imagine if garnacho scores and does the madebayor celebration

is Garnacho the argentinian Palmer?

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>>154269676
Getting ready for a comeback

>>154269743
chelsea 5-0 because FM overrates young ngubus

>>154269743
saudis 3-1

>>154269764
mudryk transitioned??

>>154269664
sir rosenior serving words of wisdom

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Remember that time Spurs gave up a stoppage time goal to Brighton to remain in the drop zone?

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*sip*

>>154269770
its 2072 m8 even chelseas teenage team has aged out

this is a slurper

would be kino if chelsea lose and rosenoir blames the protests

>>154269695
No

>>154269696
just get minoxidil + dutasteride both oral
in 6 months the change is unbelievable

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>>154269790
*slurp*

>>154269800
lmao well then I haven't got a clue

lower IQ between dalot and shaw?

>>154269811
He just doesn't give enough of a shit. He will derail this Chelsea and he will be a Legend for it.

>>154269833
shaw is just fat
dalot is actually low iq

>>154269833
dalot
lower bmi too

>>154269824
my hair is perfecto but yeah my brother is doing that for his wedding and it's like magic

Cunha does stupid shit like that all the time

Holy FUCK Cunha, absolute bricklayer

nice touch Cunha

I think if chelsea buys about 9 starters they can compete

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anyone noticed that football is kind of dead since tranime spammers started appearing on /sp/?

>>154269714
>pic
is this our fault white bros?
our indo european ancestors are the ones who imposed that caste shit in the thirdie countries they conquered

lukaku-esque touch from cunha

>neto
>garnacho
>delap
your 1 billion euro front three

can we finally admit cunha is a flop?

Based Cuntha

>>154269855
all he's good at is blooting

should be a 10

>>154269836
quiet
you don’t know sir rosenior like that.
sshhh

this is making me want to drink myself to death

Cunha got fouled there, not vice versa. Chelsea should be down to 9 men now after Estevao red card for slapping Shaw in face.

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kwab

I've always thought cunha is the best attacker in this utd team then he does this stupid shit

It's only been a few hours and i miss /efl/

why can i only hear man united fans?

rosenoir is a faggot

not necessarily gay but the kind of lad to tell the teacher about students smoking at lunch

Bayern has been the most entertaining team to watch for the last 15 years, people should emulate that style of play instead of Guardiola's boreball. Thankfully that trend has been dying for a while now

>>154269907
its opposite day

>>154269907
chelsea have league 2 attendance

oh this sucks

>>154269907
lots of them in london

the people who insult rosenior are the reason why there are no decent black people. they're either like rosenior, white-adjacent and well mannered and a bit reddit or full blown ghetto nigger with no in between. I'd rather them be a bit reddit like rosenior

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you've been told lads

>>154269915
>win every game 3-0 vs poopensharten
>entertaining

id rather watch psg desu, atleast they have a chance to not win the league

>>154269907
sky 6 home crowds are busy creating content for their social media channels, pls understand

>>154269915
>people should emulate that style of play
other clubs can't simply suck up all the resources in their league and buy a squad full of S tier footballers

What's your favourite Chelsea chant? Mine is
>chelsea chelsea chelsea

>>154269940
what is this nigga talking about

>>154269915
No one watches Bayern. What the fuck are you talking about?

>Going down holding your ankle every tackle
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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>>154269940
>tragedy

>>154269940
Poogash is such a fucking cunt

>>154269940
>pay attention to us
livershite at it again

>>154269932
fuckin gottem

id say united wins this but im being forced to play heaven-maz is as far from ideal it gets without playing academy players

>>154269940
getting rosenior vibes from this guy.

>>154269949
ROMAN ABRAMOVICH x4

>>154269940
>Mark Poogash

>>154269940
disastrous tweet

>>154269940
What a faggot KLENK

>>154269944
>>154269956
bayern are entertaining though
you can see it in the CL

>>154269962
happy for this ugly llama ass nigga that he made it out the man utd ghetto and is doing great at fiorentina. he won.

>>154269940
LOL

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>>154269940

>>154269940
DO NOT run an early life check on poogash

>>154269915
Guardiolaball is still more entertaining than whatever Sharteta is doing

You're telling me Brazil forward and proven Premier League striker Cunha has less goals than Højlund did??

>>154270026
hojlund was never the problem
hes gonna win serie A

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heaven's getting sent off 100%

>>154270026
Didn't have a preseason.

i miss fergieball of just bombing dickheads down the wing and flinging in crosses, not even the bottom half sides do it anymore

>>154270026
the Manure curse is real. all get infected

>enzo

man how do you miss that

>>154270040
>hes gonna win serie A
>inter are 12 points clear of napoli

>>154270060
hes leaving in summer. cant blame him desu id want to leave too

>>154270006
Why didn't they just climb up? Eternal victims.

This united B team defending is a disaster.

>penzo

enzo is a £100m+ player

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up the mags

>>154270061
Not a pen

garnacho is so bad it's insane

benzo diazepinandes

>>154270080
do they even have an A team?

MPOOONO

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>>154267967
>Heaven
I thought that was Wan-Bissaka. Who's this guy, has he started before?

>>154270040
m8 Donyell Malen already has many goals as Hojlund has in Serie Ass

Sky Sports' Gary Neville:

"United currently have an xG of 0.03."

premier league games are only entertaining when bournemouth are involved

This has 0-0 slurper written all over it

>>154270129
youth academy
maguire and de ligt aren't available so this is their best option

>>154270129
hes some arsenal reject that couldnt get a game

>>154270140
up the cherries

chelsea's trophy this season is going to be "the team that officially relegates spurs"

>>154270114
Maguire on vacation. Midget banned. Yoro leg hort for rest of season. De Ligt died.

Both teams attacking on the front foot and you lot are moaning, wait until you see Arsenal sitting in their own box for 90 minutes tomorrow

Man Utd plays better without Cunha involved
FACT

>>154270141
if I were to gamble I'd bet manchester wins. probably 1 or 2-0 depending on how late chelsea get a red card

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Every time Mbeumo runs somewhere, I recall that webm. Same?

>>154270178
kek

wat

>>154270166
>Both teams attacking on the front foot
all I see are passes backwards and bad crosses

>>154270166
Bottlers will lose 0:3 easily on sunday.

>Lemons

>>154270111
I understood this btw its a good slander name.

Lel, what the fuck was that?

>flag

>>154270137
trust the science

ONANA IN GOAL

Sky Sports' Gary Nerville at Stamford Bridge:

"My eyes aren’t what they were. But I think Diogo Dalot has odd boots on. He changed his left boot after a heavy challenge. But ran off before the kitman gave him the right one."

>>154270026
cunha actually contributes to the way united plays and very rarely plays as a 9

>enpoo

LOL

>tranime spammer casuals don't even know Jayden Heaven

Omds lelsea

why didnt the goalkeeper just catch that soft ass shot

what the hell was LeMans doing there HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this match is extremely chud-coded

>>154270198
it's pretty accurate

battle of the penalty loving fernandez's in midfield

United somehow need to buy 8 players again

delap is so bad, what the fuck were chelsea thinking

United are going to win this now

>ynr 60m mason mount

both these teams are so bad

free kick for getting clattered by your own player

Man Utd to sign Harry Wilson

>>154270245
But I've been told they just need one midfielder from Brighton or Crystal Palace and they win the league

>>154270240
Fits that lesbo looking heathen really well indeed.

I am so fucking sick of inverted wingers

wharton is all man utd need unironically

friendly fire

vaxxed

RIP banana

broken ribs

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>This fucking match

>>154270269
>light weight free kick and occasional blooter meme merchant

they don't have the quality in the rest of the team to afford a player that goes missing 99% of the time

>heemed by your own gk
>chelshit

>>154270292
What did Casemiro see up there?

fofana is the black reece james
just made of glass

>>154270273
if you start the league when carrick took over they're in first place

FUCK

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

>chelsea player might have broken his ribs
>rosenoir asks AI if he should make a sub
>computer says no

WHOS
THAT
TWAT
FROM ARGENTIIINNNAAAAAAAA

COOOOONHA
"

OHNONONNONO

every single mannerism and detail exhibited by the chelsea manager just screams faggot

>LELSEA

COOOMYA

thats it
top 5 is settled now
only relegation places remain


>>154270304
stars

>chelshit

>>154270172
FACT

rent boys...our response?

>>154270172
LOL eat shit

>another Bruno assist
GREATEST MIDFIELDER IN EPL HISTORY

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all /mug/ is is dust in the wind..

why is everyone doing a gay little dance now

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>>154270304
mug

MUG ON SUICDE WATCH

disgusting

>>154270259
I know it.

bruno is S-tier let's be real

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brunoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

CUNNYA

Bruno assist x