Malaysia is BulGAYria father

VorpGOD thread

He wont post wall socket.

The East runs through Cleveland

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Jokic posted up in front of Babbs rn daring Cant to come outside

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>>154269692
Jokic chads getting the second tattoo this year

>>154269692
Aight, i'mma go to sleep now. No way raptors are coming back.

Here's the Wolves vs Nuggies game thread if yall want to use: >>154266835

What's with the lack of respect to the Knicks? Serious question. Jokic himself said they are a top team

>malayskitz making game threads when there's only 1 game on
log off, nigga, you're a detriment

>>154269856
Nigga wants to be liked so bad.

/nba/ turning on 'laysia? What did i miss

>>154269903
He wont post wall socket.

>>154269903
pete mind broke him, now he sees opps everywhere

>>154269919
Why not

>>154269942
Because he's a schizo on a proxy and isn't in Malaysia.

>>154269903
I broke bulgaria's mind, so now he bought a 4chan pass + vpn to pretend to be me and goes around trolling and ruining the thread. And a bunch of gullible anons believed it's me making this entire drama up, so now they hate me.

Now that i think about it, i guess i should be proud that someone wants to be me so bad, even if it's malicious.

>>154269849
They are OK but theyre going to get snuffed out by the Celtics and everyone knows it

my wovlies are playing the nuggets tonight. the nuggets are favoured for this series but the wolves have a way of getting one over on the nuggets

let's go wolves

>>154269954
U sure? He's mealposted before and the food was very Asian looking
>>154269971
Is that why you have the tripcode now

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BAWB stew on the menu

Nigga said he was going to bed and still wont post wall socket.

>>154269997
>Is that why you have the tripcode now
Yeah precisely

Timbersisters lube up

>>154269983
shut the fuck up faggot

If I were an NBA player, I would be Maax Strus.

>>154269997
Do you see the type of mentally ill shit he's posting?

nothin worse than tripfags with no OC on an anonymous website

>>154270024
Leave her alone. Now.

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>>154270046
yeah the days of chads like quentin are sadly long gone

My nickname? The Anonymy.

Are the bucks broken

>>154269974
Why do people believe this? This years Celtics is not as good as last years. Tatium came back way to early and even so, Knicks were winning the series before he went down. Are we foreal? Or trolling?

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always bet on kawhi.

The raptors really traded for ingram instead of tanking in a generational draft year KWAB

>>154270099
My nickname is cum guzzler
It was given to me in the bathroom at TD Garden
I went to see the Celtics play at TD Garden
The men's bathroom was full of Celtics fans having gay sex.
Gay sex is what unites us Celtics fans.
And when you go to see a basketball game at TD Garen Stadium, you can guzzle a lot of cum in the bathroom.
That's how I got my nickname, cum guzzler.
Go Celtics!

>>154269703
unironically this, i have to remind everybody im not a rapshits fan and have never been to a raptors game except once, because people will assume i believe in and am coping for the rapshits because im canadian

refs already rigging it for the nugshits

The hornets should bulk up and start lifting some weights, they were being thrown around like ragdolls yesterday against le magic.

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Durag Jokic about to outBABB that lil Cantlet

McDaniels is better than Edwards

Joker with the fresh cut

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Even with the refs sucking off nugkeks they're still losing lmao

thats an unnatural shot motion from that thug

>women commentating

yeah ill be watching this shit on MUTE

Stop trying to injure my PG, BABB.

kinda gettin tired of the nba ngl

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this isnt a flagrant foul

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>>154270526

Watching Spanish broacast, lovin "Yoker"

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>>154270526
he literally did a dancefloor ahh two step into his landing zone once he realised he wasnt close enough to injure him. nuggs need a goon, jokic is the tuffest but he cant afford to get thrown

>>154270489
>woman and d wade
Why are they punishing Kevin Harlan like this?

>>154270526
soft

that lady commentator always with her "the others" line pisses me off she says it about 20 times a game like it's just 2 guys hooping and then a bunch of randoms

>>154270569
Candace isn't as bad as the other wahmen

Lol. Ken Jeong got naked. To side of DEN bench few rows back

>>154270581
It's highly disrespectful

raptors are such a disgusting team. im not even a raptors fan and i cant help but think about how they're fucking up garlands legacy by shitting the bed against the cavs
so stupid, the clippers are a retarded franchise, so the only hope of saving garlands legacy, was the cavs suffering for trading garland, but it doesnt look like thatll happen unfortunately

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>>154269761
No

>>154270619
raptors coulda used quickley today

Jokic playing aids

>its "minny hits every single circus shot" episode again

lazy fucking writers

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go wuffs

ant-man's on fire, he's gonna have 5 new baby mommas to pay alimony to by the time the series over

Why do we have faggot dancers???

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wolves flipped the switch

Fight back nugshits

>>154270526
>BAWB's crying already
OH NO NO NO NO NO

kwabich already thinking about his horses

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Winter is Coming

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game not over why yal celebrating its the 1st

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>>154270741
It's over

>>154269692
Classic Denver missing open shots vs Wolves
And Jokic playing like he's Darko Saric

uh nugbros?

it's ogre
the n*gge*s are finished

ant just walks past gordon lol

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>JokBAWB when he has to play AntGOD

looks like jamal murray is washed up again

>dho
>foid commentator calls it a pnr

Nuggets have no answer for Mcdaniels. You need to punish his undisciplined defense and get him assmad like Shai does to beat the Wolves.

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>>154270771

>>154270802
>Jokshit getting curb-stomped by Goober
>t-time to blame Jamal!!!!!

Gobert just shit on Jokic holy fuck

LMAO CLMAPED BY GOGURT

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA Where is that BAWB Lulgaria??

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damn jokic just got bitched by that retarded goober. we might drop dis one vorpbros

Almost time for

MADISON
SQUARE
GARDEN

>>154270902
>No Trae
meh

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>>154270872

>>154270668
dont think he solves anything, hes not that good of a passer, and the thing which he fills in the gaps for: 3 point shooting
was already accomplished by the raptors magnet ball.

Yall gonna be talkin different when LeGoat wins a lucky game 1 and then loses 4 straight.

don't poke the yoke...

how tf is slowmo still in the league?

LMAOOOOOOOO SUFFER CHIKEN NUGGIES

dogshit coaching keeping AG in

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Is this new on the NBA site? they tell you whos on the court currently

GET OFF THE COURT

>>154270944
slowmo can still hoop

>>154270830
this.

AG with 3 fouls in the 1st lmao

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I like Candace but I dont know how im gonna listen to Gayne Gayde for this entire playoffs run

Also refs rigging it for the puppas ts bullshit, GODon aint do shit

>>154270956
saw that for the first time a few days ago

Y is there some little ass white girl sitting in between 2 old ass Jews by the nuggets bench, where’s her mom ?

KKEEEEEEEEEK

giving the coach a tech for calling a challenge is nasty

>>154270944
He's a good playmaker and facilitator

lol he wasted the challenge

>The city of BAWBs

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Nets LEGEND Bruce Brown my beloved........ save us..... i struggled so much with this dood

>>154270944
Who is slowmo?

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>Another turnover
BAWB

>>154271055
kyle anderson

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Game's on fire, I wanna cook something but I'm glued on

why do mods let people avatarfag

>getting cooked by conley

we waited on the sideline 2 years for Game 8 and this is how it goes???

hell na. we actually waitin for Game 9

nuggets gettin whooped by a couple old dudes from the Y

we got bite bite

Why did Bulgaria stop posting????

>>154271054
Need a Nietzschean hapa gf

>>154271064
Mods dont care unless its about noise, the noise wars was crossing the line

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>3 in the first quarter
how many by the end of the game?

>>154271061
oh, I thought it might've been Conley because he's old as fuck

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>>154271086
KWABAWB

Nikola Jokebitch has the same amount of turnovers as points. What went wrong?

>>154271106
no and they call kyle anderson slow mo because he looks like he moves in slow motion

>>154271101
what is noise wars? i am a playoff only poster...

>3 TOs already
Jokic going for the quadruple dubbie.

if yall hated this much for every game this thread would be banging

>>154271102
kek

>>154271098
I'm playing Pokemon and doing pushups, while watching the game, retard. Get off my dick.

>>154271121
OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>154271058

>>154271146
Scoreboard check lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>154271169
7 point difference WOOOOOOOOOW

This was supposed to be the real MVP? KWABAWB

Why do they pass to Hardaway?

>>154271136
Its too dangerous to talk about

>>154271063
>the face she makes when I pull out my 4 incher
I used to not like her, but I think she's really hot after this?

>>154271211
Is it really 4?

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i thought colorado was the skinniest state

>Jokic leaves the floor
>Nuggets go on a run
I'm noticing.....

Aaron Gordon's points have all come from free throws

Time for Jamal Murray to save the Serb's legacy once again.

goGOD cookin

Fucking hate bruce brown

man, when denver's other got his 3rd foul after commiting a foul on minnesota's other i thought they were fucked, but some of denver other others are making big plays

Rudy Gobert has double Nikola Jokic's points

>>154269692
Murray is so nice

dosunmu will bury the nugshits

Who tf is Dosunmo??

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BAWBIC was never good

>>154271346
from the BULLS

>>154271346
Only chiraq niggas know

did they just say jamal was in charge of dinner lol

Just saw the game is on
Haven't watched the game
Not going to watch this game

Just here for an early AWOOO

Dwayne Wade and Murray are both proud fathers of daughters

It's gonna be so hard to beat denver in a series, the way they can play like shit and still stay in touching distance

What even goes on in denver? what do people even do

the most annoying part of the playoffs is finding something to do inbetween the breaks that is also not engrossing enough to take away attention when the game returns from break

>>154271379
it's crazy they do really look like they're getting dominated on a per-possession basis and especially with all their turnovers and yet they're really just down a single-digit lead

>>154271412
Kobe raping girls in the ass

>>154271417
for me its manga

>>154271417
literally the entire point of this board

>brickthony brickwards

Nice layup lmao

>>154271417
I'm currently reading The Divine Comedy during the breaks and looking at spee during the game

>yokey playing his worst game ever
>only down 5
yea im thinking my nuggies won :)

Bruce brown is ASS

>Nugshits out
Jokicsisters in shambles

anthony edwards is so injured man

>>154271417
get up for another beer

the jokic meme has been solved

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>condromalacia

>more turnovers than points
Went to Bawb's and saw Jokic there

>>154271136
Noise wars were hilarious. I can’t even remember exactly how it started but anons started arguing about when it’s appropriate for neighbors to make noise, and how much noise, and what proper responses to noise are. It drew in basically the whole general for the better part of a day, there was no basketball talk only arguing intensely about noise. Mods went with the Sampson option and banned half the general.

>Jokic has more turnovers than points

>>154271517
kek

vorpbros...

Nuggets play beautiful halfcourt ball with Jokic on the floor

>Nuggshits needing this much refball against a 6 seed
Just crown the Blunder already

nba is a joke.

>that foul

lol they were already running back

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>>154271495

it's over did you see that repay of ant holding his knee gg Denver

Let them play for fucks sake

SHUT UP WHORE

>>154271555
it can't be, he's got multiple alimonies to pay up

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>>154271560
no

Sloppy game

Wolves are the better team

>shit brown

Actually might not be good for the Wolves if Jokic is having such a bad scoring performance and the game is almost tied, unless they can regularly force this kind of scoring performance from him, which seems unlikely to me.

>>154271480
I used to read during breaks too...

The Wolves has some sort of passive aura that lowers the Nuggets BBall IQ by 30 points, there's no way a 3rd seed team should be playing like this

they're forcing ant to jack up 3s

jokic has 4 TOs, MIN has 5

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LFG NUGGETS

>>154271626
People were trying to tell me that Big Val was a liability, anyone with eyes can see how much better this team is non-Jokic minutes

>>154271626
hes shot fucking 3 times chill

alright dubious it's not funny anymore. Start hoopin

>Wolves already out of gas
POSERS

why did the broadcast just dump the crowd noise

We got Jaden McDaniels

>woman talking

wolves getting BLOWN OUT

all the twolves do is foul then bitch like they didn't foul

is it just me or did they stop showing files if it's bullshit

>>154271655
Your eyes don't mean shit. The stats say they are far worse in non-Jokic minutes.

this murray thug just collecting a bunch nothing fouls, living at the free throw line in adam silvers nba

Ive seen enough, this series is going 7

fuck the nugs

>>154271824
No fucking duh, I mean in comparison to years past. This team actually has a smidgen of depth now

11 free throws for the wolves, 11 free throws for jamal murray. really makes you think

>11 FTA for Murray in the half
All imma say is if SGA did this......

>>154271883
the twolves play physical and literally foul. The nugs barely try on D

The air goddess can get it.

>>154271883
>>154271893
murray needs to resort to unethical play if he wants to play well against minny. He struggles against them historically

people talking about jokic's turnovers and points, but 7 assists by him in the first quarter will kill you. 2-3 of those were layups and another 2 were open looks at 3 created by him. Not to mention the couple of times he got murray to the free throw line.

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are the nuggets aware that it's the post season

nuggers are leading cause they have home court advantage

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2nd half will be all Nuggets

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shout out to sotaCHADS, belgium anon, and the twolves

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Will the nuggets win it all this year ?

dirk looking rough, like he has some degenerative disease

>>154271931
>but 7 assists by him in the first quarter will kill you. 2-3 of those were layups and another 2 were open
Wolves outscored them by 10 points in the 1st quarter

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Bum.

Is it a hot take to not give a shit about this prime crew? They’re all very dry except maybe Blake griffin and Taylor rooks (eye candy), and blake is more interesting doing comedy.

>>154271934
thats called a travel hence why murray is out of position or you think gogurt is some maester of shot creating

>>154272024
They're struggling against a hobbled ANT and Wolves with Dubious playing like shit. They're getting swept by the Spurs.

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>>154272008
look at this dirty white bitch

>>154272032
they need pat bev

>>154272031
yea his 1st quarter was rough. 7 assists though already

why do you keep posting the coon girl, is she from denver? or just regular jestergooning?

>>154271893
When will you retards learn, it’s never ever been about the number of fts. It’s about HOW you get them.

>>154272090
she is the queen of /sp/

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>>154272058
It's only game 1

>>154272008
I don't care how much a wolf likes you, it's stupid to let it that close to your face.

>>154272104
Jumping into Mcdaniels feet isn't very ethical

>>154272024
That look is not clear at all. What a dumb bitch

>>154272024
ngl alyssa liu looks like the type of girl that could give you 10 kids. Especially with her thicks thighs and strong body. I think I'd keep her pregnant 24/7.

>>154272113
figures, most jestergooners are into asians, well not really , just sent their own way into asia

>>154272032
I mean, I’m not saying the Amazon crew is perfect, or even good? They are ok I guess, but who is better? It seems to me they are the best that exists currently. Inside the NBA has gotten pretty shit, and no one else has anything or anyone remotely interesting at all.

>>154272123
It's disgusting, but it's actually a sign of submission.

>>154272032
they'd be a lot better without Haslem
Dirk knows ball and Blake is entertaining. they don't need a bum there wasting people's time

>>154272116
Literally none of those were 10s. What a dumb mutt whore

>>154272137
nah im busy

>>154272137
Lost.

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*hoops honestly*

ANT getting bitched

Toughass layup by our guy Jamal. Toughest PG in the league if we're being honest.

D-FENCE
DEFENSE

Getting cooked by Gobert

>>154272137
bitch you really waited for the first game of the playoffs to get naked

wow jamal flopping on both sides of the ball now

Refdirts trying their hardest to keep the game close.

>>154272282
It was nicely done

jokic sucks so much they don't even guard him lol

jokBRICK

anthony brickwards

does jokic know that the ball is supposed to go into the basket

gobert is basically jokic + defense

Jokic sucks

DONTE

Don't jump young nigga.

AE 0-4 in the 3rd quarter so far

Refs giving Jokic another bucket. Go refggets!

>jokic can only score from goaltends now

jokic is slightly past his prime

timmywoofs: REEEEE STOP THE GAME!!!!

>Can't Man and Chokić both washed
Kino

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>it's a dubious and shant game

Wolves getting gentelman'd

Nobody has a post up midrange game in this league anymore. They either just take a 3 five seconds into the shot clock or fuck around with the ball for fifteen seconds until they call for the screen so they can switch a worst defender onto them and drive to the rim. Every single fucking possession is the same exact shit.

Only thing this game shows me is that OKC is defnitely repeating

>>154272424
>Nobody has a post up midrange game in this league anymore
Brunson and SGA do

>Idaho
I know they were horrified riding around Denver

>>154272137
Red head women will never be attractive

think wolves just have to take this game 1 L. there's no way the nuggets give up a 7 point lead at home in the playoffs

>>154272461
just chill and smoke some brah not all about you

How do you guys watch this shit it's just fouls and flopping

>>154272505
what does this even mean

>>154272512
on my tv

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Even as a Celtics fan, I feel kinda bad for Suxers fans. Boston has knocked them out of the playoffs what, like 15 times in the last 40 years? It must suck knowing that your team lost before the series even begins.

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'sover

>>154272476
gay indian alert, gay indian alert

>>154272446
No, SGA has a flop around like a faggot and hope the refs bail him out game.

>>154272512
I barely watch. It's awful. Miles better than shit like soccer though.

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>>154272024

>>154272544
Is Embiid still out? He would be their only chance.

Why even play the game if they're just gonna put the team they want to win at the FT line at a 2:1 ratio? Just skip to the trophy ceremony.

>>154272567
one trick pony

cb is such a fucking clown and shit at basketball it''s hilarious and theyre gonna label these kind of players as winners instead of what they really are fucking dogshit

>>154272574
Furfaggot mad lmao.

>>154272512
AYEEEE! AND ONEEEEeee

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>>154272549
Nope

>>154272570
He's out at least for game 1.

>wuffs

>just foul and hope refs don't call it

yeah I can see why woofs are "inconsistent" kek

>>154272594
he's pretty tho ain't he

Do the wolves know that this is a playoff game

the wolves' offense looks downright amateur compared to denvers

wow jamal murray already has 5 field goals tonight

The spurs were retarded to not take that last game vs the nuggets seriously. When they get outed in the 2nd round against the nuggets, they’re gonna be thinking about losing that game.

>>154272512
I just like basketball a lot

YEAH YEAH LETS GET FUCKING TOXIC

>>154272461
idaho springs is the mountains west of denver, they're rich as fuck

FUCK THAT NIGGA MCDONALDS

>Gayden BABDaniels

Pussyass niggas always sucker punching like some hoes.

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>Why is nobody watching our game anymore?!

but I want to watch wrestlemania

jayden mcdaniels is beyond useless. can't stay in front of anyone, can't hit a layup.

>>154272613
eat less fatty

Not noticing a lot of Candian posts, hopefully he chimes in to drop such "nuggets" as Denver having no answer for Bones Hyland soon

KEK BABB CHIMPOUT

>>154272613
>fat ukrainian

>>154272613
Sup tubs. You and luka should be friends

>>154272649
yeah they looked terrified

>>154272622
hes also cut from the same cloth as haliburton voice changing like an insecure bitch

>>154272613
puffy hand lol

Eject his ass

the talk about this game is gonna be the free throw disparity but the wolves are committing the most retarded fouls ever

>Timberstink
This y'all GOAT's, BABB's?

>>154272690
>>154272681
>>154272679
You aren't going to gaslight me into thinking redheads are attractive

AYO THEM BABBS BE SEETHIN

>>154272652
Super ironic you post this shit right as we have a clear salty foul going on. Stop fouling bitchass nigga.

Jokic is pure hollywood
that was a light push

Low impulse control moment

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>>154272679

My hot take is the Wolves coach is bad and should've been fired 2 years ago.

Remember the Jamal Murray leaks a few years ago? He’s a hairy boy.

should have flopped to the ground for better call

>>154272705
Soft, sensitive clown. You would've died in the 90s