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>>154270171
that game was the fucking bomb. always roll all fat guys.

>>154270138
Playoff or something? I'm sleepy, i probably won't watch.

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blose

>Dylan Cozens
>Shane Pinto
>Chabot
>Ancient Claude Giroux
>The worse Tkachuk
Wtf are the Sens trying to build?

>two shit teams
This will be the most boring series in the first round

terrible pp, how did ottawa even make it to the ploffs

>>154270187
a team that cant beat the laffs in 7

When do these so called “hockey playoffs” start?

how did that not go in

>>154270215
8:00

vgs shazbot

so did it end up being a false flag that Uulmark ratted out his teammates to their significant others?

did you see that ad on the boards that said brackets lock April 20th. why would they not lock now

wtf /hoc/ told me the eastern conference had the best teams...

Slurper game thus far desu

>>154270264
always do the opposite of what /hoc/ says

>there's no goals yet! this game sucks!
scram, zoomers

>>154270264
My Oilies MOG all these shitters, no cap

>>154270276
Yeah the scoreless draw redditors are winning rn

>>154270294
Too pussy to (You) me, meet me out back, chud

>>154270297
your oilies

we don't scarr post here

>STORM SURGE
>Crowd is dead

SSSCAAAAARRR

>>154270325
dumb whore

>>154270294
>i watched a 5'6 manlet try to hit somebody
>what a game
lol

>scoreless draw

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>>154270325
praise you anon!

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>tfw no 'berta mommy gf

I switched over to the nba

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>Hurricanes choking away another playoff run
When does this phony start getting some blame?

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shit game

american hockey "fans" be like actually carolina is a hockey state because congressman george mcfag used skates to circle around the forces of king edward in 1776

>>154270374
Switch back immediately and watch Gary's personally selected advertisements, you monster.

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>OH GOD, WHAT IF I DON'T OVERREACT FAST ENOUGH?!?!?

>>154270406
lol. lmao even.

Sennies doing a good job of staying out of the box

>>154270374
>apehoop
ISHYGDDT

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>laffers cuckwatching

Quinn looks pale like a ghost, grim tidings.

>>154270406
Sounds like congressman george mcfag has accomplished more than your whole nation has in its entire history

>>154270325
what a sport

My canesies are winning the cup this year just to make ya seethe

>>154270444
stutzle is such a pussy i saw him bail on a hit from aho lmao

>>154270444
which website. seems like better hockey discussions

>>154270406
This is true THOUGH

>>154270444
>he doesnt wish for his teams rival players to get injured
another plebbitor reveals himself lol

hah

first six seven minutes

>>154270481
Be thankful your country is allowed to prosper under American rule

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>>154270522

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>>154270523
>>154270523
>Be thankful your country is allowed to prosper under American rule

No

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>>154270523

>>154270523
>prosper

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>>154270523

why aren't the senators allowed to claim championships from long time ago. teams change cities and names all the time and still claim rings and records

my girlfriend of three months wants to take our relationship to the next level. She wants us to be polyamorous, is this a good idea? I don’t want to get AIDS or anything from random women.

>>154270542
What the hell is that
Looks like that Oilers owner who is in the Epstein files

LET'S GO KNIGHTS

>>154270589
sounds great! go flyers!

>>154270617
>Goalden Knights
>don’t score goals
>?

>So while it's technically an 8 PM start tonight for the networks, I'm told that it's really an 8:25 PM puck drop for Flyers-Pens Game 1. So just account for that in your plans.

>>154270630
it's actually Gold N Knights
the N stands for Knights

Jericho might come back tonknight

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>goal caufield
>scores goals
>!

>>154270574
Some of those cups predate forward passing.

>>154270666
so? that just makes them soulful

>>154270672
fag

>>154270648
Isn’t actually Gold N Knights
and it’s the K that stands for Knights

You all shaved for Day 1 of the playoffs, right?

>>154270616
>the cheating, diving cunt playing it like a soft pusy
>Bennishit 5' off his line
>canacucks

>>154270698
no i pulled the ol jonathan toews and got a 1 week head start.

>>154270325
God I want to suck on her fake tits

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If vegas wins the cup, do I buy a Marner or Hart jersey?

>>154270698
Yeah I’m femboy smooth

>>154270724
Stoner

>>154270698
Yeha

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/snoot/ bro reporting in, hoping my canes ruin the Ottawa Ogres

Why do we need 20 minute intermissions again

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>no LAY IT ON THE LINE commercials
No soul

Was that the worst opening period of the playoffs since the lockout?

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>>154270574
they do claim them
does carolina claim the hartford championships?

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Playoff stream for frens
https://discord.gg/46FnDK3BBE

>>154270761
cool it with the anti semitism bud

>>154270698
i cant grow a beard so i shave anyway every other day so i dont look retarded

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>>154270698
shaved

Looooogan

>1ttawa

I AM RANDY
THE EATER OF COCKS

>>154270698
I can’t grow pubes yet

SSSSCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRR

SSSCARRRRRRR

eat cock randy

>>154270766
I'M AT THE HOCKEY GAME

I'M A THE GROCERY STORE

I'M AT THE COMBINATION HOCKEY GAME AND GROCERY SCAAAAAAR

>>154270794
What's the downside of looking retarded?

>>154270821
Retard

>>154270786
miku

LULMARK

Is Carolina the most bandwagon team in hockey? I know they get free power plays by diving

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>>154270842
Are you literally me?? I’m sitting in my car at the grocery store parking lot RIGHT NOW

>23 minutes in
>Brady Tkachuk is invisible

SWEDISH GOALTENDING
NOOOOOOOOOO

ullmark...

>>154270870
See >>154270821

you guys are drinking hard seltzers while popping tylenols and gambling with fanduel like garys wants you to, right /hoc/?

>>154270848
AT LEAST HE'S HAVING FUN!!!!
killjoy

the f is this tending

>>154270883
>>154270821
isn't that the PK SUbban bracket?

cheeky ilmaveivi attempt

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sensisters...

>>154270786
I'm not here to make frens I'm here to win

the Penguins are definitely losing tonight and losing the series in 4. Screencap this

Philly has their number in every sport, we are superior

>>154270930
SKIIIIINNER!

wait

>>154270933
what nhl team do you play on?

funnel as many pucks towards ullmark as you can

>>154270953
Retard

scarrr

what’s everyone’s home board? For me, it’s /pol/ and /gif/

>>154270930
why didn't linus and his big pinus block that shot

HAHA WHITE PEOPLE

>>154271004
Go back

SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

/hoc/, /ck/, /pol/

>>154271004
/vg/, /tv/, /x/

Linus Ullmark is a bitch huh

hocgeneral dot com

>senatu1ds

>>154271021
fuck you, kike.

Wahhh I’m a millionaire pro athlete I’m sad. Kwab

>>154271004
I like /hoc/.

>>154270930
stankoven proving his worth

I wonder if Ullmark was about to troon out

only shit games on til next season

>>154271077
post your hairline auston

the >laffs bot is broken again

>>154271068
They should only pay athletes if they win.
Debate me.
You cant.

>>154271069
/hoc/ likes you =3

>>154271004
This is my home board, faggot tourist

>>154271100
>laffs

i know im supposed to watch this because its the playoffs and all but i just cant seem to care about either of these teams and im not having fun. should i turn it off?

>>154271108
>trb is my hero
jen kek even

Too many KWABs on the ice

>>154271129
Wild-stars will be better

>too much man
>senaturds

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>>154271004
/pw/

>>154271103
>laffs

>>154271129
Gary does these bullshit afternoon games for you Euros and you can't even be grateful for it.

>>154271119
tyfyc

>>154271004
/vt/

>>154270874
he had that 5 min major for being a dufus!

FUCKING HORSE SHIT

>>154271122
Go back

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>>154270766
I'm going to go see Triumph and April Wine next month. Triumph is my favorite Canadian band.

Too many men (in my bed)

>>154271004
Degenerate.

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>>154271162
please calm down coach

>>154271004
/sp/
/mu/
/k/
/ck/
simple as

>>154271173
Triumph rules! Nothing cooler than a drummer whose also the lead singer.

>>154270698
god you're fucking gay

>>154271165
go back to redd*t, sensitive faggot.

>>154271004
/sp/, /vt/, /vp/

reffies are taking over the game!

>>154271185
tyfyc

Sanderson is just another ameri-bust

Mcdavid with weapons is demolishing this carolina team in the finals. That's if they can beat the eastern confereance for once.

snes getting refpuck'd kwab

fix is in

Gary really putting his thumb on the scale now

They don't call them Garolina for nothing.

isnt shane pinto the guy who got suspended longer for gambling than players who were using steroids?

Sunbelt officiating bias in full swing to start the ploffs.

>>154271145
she got assaulted today kwaab

the Carolina divers are back!! refbabies

why was there a law and order sound effect?

Can the randy pa announcer stop being an annoying faggot

>>154271004
This guy goons to tranny porn than goes to pol to post right wing memes.

swedish goaltending?

little patty roy around the world

>>154271270
can you? :D

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>>154271249
and these weapons, are they in edmonton with us right now?

DROP THE FUCKIN PUCK
HOOOLY

Imagine if the Canes were playing the Pens. Skinner would have let in 5 goals by now.

CANES ARE A MESS!

pp softly

Glad the Hurricanes get a free pass again thanks to the reffs!
Good to know theyll just immediately get swept again when the refs have to stop calling shit later in the playoffs!

>>154271206
Going with my dad it's going to be awesome

>>154271332
>senaturds

>>154271356
>*causes you to seethe*

>>154271366
I dont care about the sens.
I just hate the Hurricanes.

>>154271105
Every player should make league min. If Gary is serious about league parity, this is the way it ought to be.

My OT senses are tingling

>>154271384
posting >laffs is the only thing keeping him going while he watches the team suffer

is brady tkachuk hurt? dont think ive heard gary galley say his name once after that fight.

canes? more like the complains haha

It would be very embarrasing if the canes lose to the special needs team

Welp it's official. Canada is never winning another cup as long as I live.

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>>154271173
>>154271206
fuck yeah
>I knew you were cool, /hoc/

>>154271409
he proves why there is no point in going outside of hocgeneral because the rest of the site is just botspam.

>>154271434
Thank god. Imagine the world if hockey was canadas sport again.

>>154271385
>literally, actually, unironically rent-free

>>154271332
You're getting swept either way raped faggot

Wish there was a player called Yeed

>3 different powerplays
>2 shots on goal
gary please

>Yeed "Chuck" MacSneed

>>154271414
We can at the least rule out a brain injury.

FIX THE PP ARRGGGH

what a gentle pp

REGGIE JAYZ TUPAC AND BIGGIE

Baby Yeed movie releasing soon

>>154271532
Baby yeet starts soon

Don't eat over 2000 calories a day or drink but order in McDonald's 4 times a week. What are my chances of having a heart attack at 50?

Lets go Senators!
*clap clap, clap clap clap*

>>154271475
just like you and canada

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>>154271438
ROCK N ROLL MACHINE
FASTED THAN YOUVE EVER SEEEN

>>154271553
>senaturds

>>154271004
only /sp/ for me fren and then it's mostly /nfl/ or /hoc/ if there's no WC or euros going on

>>154271550
>What are my chances of having a heart attack at 50?
Just avoid playoff overtime and you'll be fine.

Tell me Zub is okay

Missed more calls against the senaturds

>>154271553
*extra cheeky clap*

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where's the fackin goals

>>154271603
Sens have them in the oven

>>154271550
you'll die before the laffs win the stanley cup

>>154271509
Just a reminder that Jesus was a jew

Why is canes hockey so boring?

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this game is making me sleepy but i relaly want to see my flyers

>>154271592
does anyone have a screenshot of the sens player just grabbing onto a canes jersey and pulling it with like a minute left in the 2nd
fucking cartoon shit

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>>154271332
It was over after this anyways
https://x.com/i/status/2045266858605986086

>>154271627
so will we all

>>154271613
The STANKoven if you will

>>154271638
auraless

Mrs tkachuk must have been drinking when Brady was in the womb. What a freak

>>154271569
>laffs

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I wonder if Gary's satisfied with this result so far, and if so, why, Gary?? Why?

>>154271649
imagine ristolainen's happy face

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>>154271509

>>154271550
Just dont be a chronic alcohlic and pound a bottle of vodka every night and then tell everyone mcdonalds is making you sick

>what is your fucking problem, Gary?

>>154271509
Friendly reminder that orthodox Islam believes in the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Tourists are already getting on my nerves.

>>154271004
/k/, /x/, /o/, /sp/

Stop watching porn bro its really bad for you.

>>154271704
he is gonna have a big problem with /hoc/ then

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Anyone have the video or want to make it?
https://x.com/i/status/2044951728936845730

>>154271649
Stay awake a little longer. The best is yet to come

>>154271700
>literally posts like a tourist
>im le fitting in man
kwab fuck off bucko kwab

>>154271509
>MUH SAANTA IS REALLL

>>154271004
/fit/

i'm not sure if i enjoy subban

>>154271746
did ya know he's black

what happened to chris pronger?

>>154271746
I am, and I don't.

>>154271716
>https://x.com/i/status/2044951728936845730
that's fucked
maybe the mildcuck is onto something

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taking my fren for a quick walk let me know when game resumes

>>154271761
pronged his own brain huffing cement dust

>>154271145
w-who is her?

>>154271772
12 minutes

I'm afraid our sport may be dead.

Horrible opening game.

>>154271761
hes a monk in a southeast asian buddhist monastery eagerly awaiting to be called out of retirement for one last job

>>154271797
so you dont know

>>154271243
JEN

>>154271004
/lit/ and /x/ because im the ascended intellectual

Friedman always emanates the intense aura of a shrewd Jew he is.

>>154271806
>our sport
you just started posting here two days ago

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>>154271716

>>154271822
No one was convicted of anything you see how retarded fags and women are?

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Say it with me:

HE WAS INNOCENT

Making a quick run to the grocery store during the intermission and before the next game... gonna make some chicken Caesar wraps

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how the hell is he going to see the puck?

playoff hockey is great, but the american crew is unwatchable. i have to watch illegal streams of the home/away feed or leafsnet.

>>154271688
someone should kick his ass for killing supersize

>>154271877
He doesn't do that

>>154271864
rape is rape

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i'm gonna have a late night coffee and no one can stop me

i didnt get a beer sabre :(

Is Sharter Fart even playing?

>>154271865
Got what he deserved

starting to think the senators are fucking SHIT lads

>>154271877
Nice try nobody can

>>154271936
What about a pretzel?

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>>154271930
I just ate two Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and I've never felt so alive

why is it so windy in the arena?

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>>154271716
>>154271862

>>154271908
Retard

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>>154271932
marketing
won't do it but have a shit ton of attention and new clients

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>>154271975
living the life fren!

>>154271976
Arena is full of amerisharts cutting loose

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luv me snes
'ate hurricanes

simples as

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>>154271976
because bud has sided with our canesies this year

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>>154272033
Mantipalo numbers agree. This meme of our defense getting hurt has got to stop

>woman commentator
Why is she not topless?

>our

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>>154271930
That’s the spirit Pekka

>First fight between captains in playoff history
I genuinely don't believe that. ESPN is lying or they got something wrong.

andersen's such a bum, only 9 saves over 2 periods

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY REF

was that guy wearing a pongs jersey to the randies sensies game?

Finally a shot on the PP

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>>154272154
>mfw lecavalier was wearing an A when he fought Iggy

SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>154271004
im from /nfl/

SCCCAAAAAAARRRR

SCAAAAAR?

that's a goal

>most dangerous draw possibly

Haha hurricanes suck shit

that's not a goal

>senaturds getting spoonfed PPs

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR

No es gol

no goal

Come on Gary! Make the right call!

i dunno

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I'm just here to say, I absolutely fucking hate these announcers. They sound so bored like they're waiting for a bus and learning hockey for the first time. You're fucking retarded if you think that's a goal and these announcers just went off "oh yeah that's a goal" stupid mother fuckers.

GAAAARRRRRYYY

Fuck yeah. No goal bitches.

no way that's a goal

>>154271716
>these are the redditor faggots posting "muhhhhh softpusys :))))"
Pottery

huge save
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUdLAJWc5a0

damn how the fuck did tkachuk not score there lmao

gary...