based turrbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpzM8HQ4M_U

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>>154271995
Mfw the opponent is off his face

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morning lads

Hm today’s games could be good or bad…might need a couple multis to make things fun

morning alf
good op pic turdbo

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gma
wrap your arms around me
dosn

>>154274523
*wraps my arms around you*
*squeezes your bum*

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>>154271995
elite footage kek

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https://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c

ANTHEM
N
T
H
E
M

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It's a tigers kind of day

LUFF are hannah ngl x

>>154270887
love your work

is hannah mcknight related to ronnie mcdonald

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hollands treated himself to an icy refreshment

>>154270887
dis>>154275195

>>154271995
Shame on you for posting this. Do you even care about Elijah’s mental health at all?

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No cap but the relentless terrifying news and occurances has put me on edge as well. I totally get why people's mental states are on the brink.

it's april trannime retard

Sunday…reckon I’ll need some arms wrapped around me in about 8 hours when the Sunday blues kick in…happy to do the same for others

we arms wrapping around or spergout tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-hDK76bIps

HE MAY NEVER PLAY AGAIN

Good luck wrapping your arms around some of the fat cunts in here

>>154275846
thats a bit fucking rude mate
we expect an apology no later than 6pm AEST

Why do they shill the flu vaccine so hard, surely it isn’t just for our best interests

thread theme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=saaLW0jiiUE

Coild use some lips wrapped around my cock ngl desu

>>154275859
Less sick leave

Good morning alf

>>154275858
He’s just had a tough moment mate, we need to wrap our arms around him, not criticize

we are charlie kirk

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That story about Carrie Bickmore appearing nude infront of her sons friends confirmed by the media. Which /afl/ has discussed for years

>go to oems website to browse their products
>page loads and everything darts up and down the screen as it's loading the 59.3gb page data
>greated by a cookie popup
>click it away
>theres an email sign up popup under the cookie pop up
>"subscribe for 5% off your first order"
>click it away
>page finally loads after the objects in the page stop shifting everywhere to their final position
>scroll down products
>page turns into an entire window sized banner showing how environmentally friendly and sustainable focused OEM is
>scroll past it, takes 30 seconds of constant scrolling to move past the banner
>see product i am in interested in
>click product
>object box expands with product details and causes the page to realign and shift again
>find authorised dealer
>click dealer
>whole process starts again


honestly what the fuck happened to the web

Is Tom Lynch back for Richmond?

>>154276310
Websites are designed to keep you on there as long as possible. Making them annoying is a strategy for that.

>greeted by a cookie popup
the web was better when we didnt have the option to control our cookies
>theres an email sign up popup under the cookie pop up
>"subscribe for 5% off your first order"
the web was better when we couldnt trade our email address for a discount
>object box expands with product details and causes the page to realign and shift again
the web was better when we didnt have responsive layouts and had to load a new page for everything

>>154276392
not true at all. conversion rate goes down with every click required to checkout. ecommerce websites are trying to optimise their sites to make it as easy as possible to checkout while still getting all the information needed from you to fulfil your order.
time on site is not valuable unless youre a tiktok that harvests data on your tastes.

>>154276392
just gonna not buy your product
arts degree wanker

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/lachie-neales-massive-confession-about-children-following-split-from-wife-jules/news-story/a7464e49bf29947f932d3a8b51b0e0a6
This can’t be good for his mental health, we need to wrap our arms around him

when rc returns we all need to apologise to him about doubting tsatas

>>154277137
stfu

this mental health shit is hilarious
pretty clear to anyone whos been on gear hes amped as fuck

i mean to do drugs before you go an play a game of professional football is pretty mental

>>154271995
>You could smell the alcohol
>I reckon he had more at half time
Literally impossible, this fuckhead doesn't even know what he's talking about.

My pies almost lost with an extra player on the field...

>>154276924
I only watch simon's videos

>>154277743
I haven't watched them since the lockdowns ended

long year for collingwood if they are gonna celebrate wins like that

Think I might join in on the joking and say something unfunny and ruin the mood of the room

>>154276310
>have to provide shitloads of personal data to use any site or make any transaction
>this is to "protect privacy" despite the best protection for provacy being anonymity
take me back to the early 2000s please. the internet was infinitely better before marketers, salesmen and designers knew how to use it.

too early to be reading this schizo ramblings

Why am I see a resurgence for the word 'sketchy' everywhere?
I also think you lot are very sketchy

>>154278136
Everything was better in the early 2000s

>>154270887
cringe op but good image so i'll let it slide

sisza got engaged lads

>>154278460
nrlsperga gone full retro images with both generals today what a nice guy

>>154270887
RETURN OF THE KING

>>154278476
well it seems congratulations are in order

>>154271995
You guys gonna apologise to Caro or nah?

pretty sure 'wrap our arms around him' was a Ross-ism that proliferated into the afl jargon. this will be his legacy

>>154278629
Not "budding breasts"?

>>154278590
yep didn't expect it kek she's been with her bf for like a decade wasn't sure they were going to do marriage but there you go
>>154278629
yeah you might be right actually

>>154278670
I prefer the phrase "lily paps"

I prefer nonces in gaol

What would be the best drug to take before playing footy?

>>154279215
I think EPO would be best, give you insane aerobic stamina. It's one of those drugs that can randomly kill you though

>>154279215
Gamers take dexies for performance enhancement. I wonder why it isn't used for actual sports.

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soon

>richmonds 2026 list

>>154279215
Dane swan's gatorade vodka cocktail

>>154279539
>richmonds 2027 list

>>154270887
crisp turbs thread

Will we get three thrillers like what happened yesterday?

>essendon
>melbourne
>north
>dogs

>>154279645
got a feeling dees bane will be close

>>154279672
>dogs
not now that half their list is injured

mcg is more brisbanes home ground than melbournes

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>>154279678
Same

>Richmond at Marvel
It's over before it began

>>154279736
based
top one one was where melksham went apeshit and kicked 5 or something right

>>154279537
muscles tense up on it, more prone to injury. it's perfectly suited to non-contact cerebral activity like gaming

why are the fox comms so fucked for this game

>>154279757
and posting on alf

Looking forward to seeing Kingy on first crack tonight

Lads, I've got one
What did Elijah Holland say before he played the other night?
>First, crack

>>154279800
I'll be having the first crack at your jaw if you keep talking about that flog

>>154279818
heh

fucking sick of all these fat cunts with mullets thinking they are comedians
>hehe im fat and le shit a footy xd!!!
they're fuckign everywhere

>>154279790
dunno, but they fixed it after a few minutes
inb4 they it was better coz you almost couldn't hear the comms

anyone get to the sudo orgy at sam mitchells last night?

theres a tradie working across the street whilst im sitting on the couch watching footy lol

never seen an administration as dumb as trumps current administration. not even dubya was this bad.

>>154279988
not really he's manipulated the markets more efficiently for his handlers than anyone prior

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgoooooo

>>154279988
current afl administration?

hearing too many female voices

post

Is steely green related to steel blue?

Someone teach me about Richmond footy club, why are they so bad last 3 years?

just bought myself a pair of 3kg dumbbells

>>154279988
Guess you were born after the Rudd-Gillard era

>>154280101
Dimma pumped and dumped them

>>154280101
fuck off ramdeep

>>154280125
Please sir
I know they are a huge footy club with dedicated fans who must be spewing watching this after the heights they reached in the parste

sweet tribal tatts bro

>girl I’ve talked to a few times over text after meeting on dating app follows me on ig last night, so I sent a request to follow her back; this morning she has unfollowed me and denied my request
What goes on in a woman’s mind?

>>154280226
she might have been horny and got satisfied by some other dick

>>154280226
what goes on in your mind that you think anyone gives a fuck

would you try to catch a lion by wrapping yourself in steaks and cutlets?
why are you trying to catch a woman though dating apps and social media then?

>>154280263
Incel faggot, little fucking faggot bitch, I’d fucking crush you little boy lmao, you fucking wannabe faggot. You want to be me so fucking bad cunt, but you never will be, you schizophrenic weed. Silly little cunt, you’re a fucking nobody

>1.7

>>154280226
don't bother trying to understand women, for your own sanity try to move on

>>154280286
oh it's this faggot

>>154280226
Anything ickworthy on your insta?

why am i watching this battle of the minnows

>>154280108
good reading comprehension faggot

>>154280226
Do you look munted in your tagged photos perhaps. Maybe had more flattering pics on the apps

Fuck me these cunts can't kick

>1.8

>>154280313
We just love the footy

>>154280328
It's the only way Richmond can say the won eight this year

>>154280326
enough about aflw

>>154280226
youre a good guy and she is missing out by not choosing you

>>154280336
heh

>>154280226
ick

>>154280347
this is what i tell myself any time i get rejected because the alternative is wanting to jump off a cliff

How did the tigs win games last year with the same list?

Also is the site being retarded for anyone else?

>1.9

>>154280308
You’re fucking obsessed with me kid lmao

>1.9

>>154280352
Now they've won nine, solid start to the year

>>154280384
right i have to be obsessed to notice your tiny dick energy as you go on a tanty in every thread

They need to be more drilled to not give away these 50's. It's not on.

>1.10

>>154280429
>1.10

Do we have a Won-ten in the crowd?

the undisciplined tigers

crazy if richmond kicked 10 goals 1 behind they would be 61 instead of 16

>>154280452
damn...

This match would have been a lot closer if Richmond kicked straight

Can Richmond get trips? 1.11?

>>154280460
damn...

I can neither wrap my head or my arms around richmonds goalkicking.

MY norfies

>>154280408
You follow me from thread to thread and fucking whinge about my posts. If you don’t like it cunt then don’t engage you fucking faggot, trying to make a name off the back of me

BLUE AND WHITE UNITE

when's the last time norf administered a DRUBBING?

>>154280497
You can't wrap your arms around them? Bit harsh mate

>>154280505
actually i've never responded to you before. looks like a lot of people think you're a dickhead, maybe you should fuck off?

>>154280522
ians ago

>>154280522
>>154280529
Round 2, 2012 apparently (GWS)

>1.11
trips checkem

>check em

Umpires mics need to be perma muted

>1.12

>>154280528
Maybe I should take your head off?

Any stats dudes know the least accurate game ever?

>1.12

>67

>>154280555
noice

>>154280587
What does this tactic do?

>>154280576
have a cry faggot

two twelves now we are talking

Xerri yet to come back into the side... Norf are legit dangerous

Is everyone out for brunch knocking back bloody mary's or something???

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the early dinner

trvthvke: kingsley is a shit coach and he's been carried by the giants list which is now staring to fall off hard

>Rioli hammy
>Taranto concussion
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

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>>154280861

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WRAP
YOUR
ARMS
AROUND
HIM

tiggs the new iggs

>>154280864
kek i also thought he looked justed af on draft night

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do you guys like pale skin dark hair bimbos

>>154280876
erm but tiggs started their rebuild sooner? how are they getting worse??

>>154280893
Pale skin is enough.

>>154280893
Yes mate, but not bogzogs

i dont give a fuck about the druggie faggot from carlton

drubbing on the cards?

2. 12

What’s a good lunch to take to work?

>>154280936
V, sausage roll and a pack of whinny blues.

i wonder if jules is watching lachie today

>throw it in, handball
???????

>>154280950
Yeah, with me

>Stalling the lasso because of ump incompetency
Fuck sake

>>154280949
I’m not a fuckhead tradie

>>154280936
Sausage roll, an iced coffee and a choccie donut always goes down a treat

>>154280936
cans of tuna or mackerel
you can eat them at your desk as well

>>154280226
how old? a woman I worked with made her daughter unfollow a druggie deadshit in the warehouse she'd flirt with and he was heartbroken lol

>>154280936
400g of slow cooked brisket

>>154280936
how about you try fasting for a bit big fella

>>154280969
Based quick and easy lunch enjoyer

taranto's missus kinda bad doe

>>154280981
She looked super uncomfortable in her weird outfit

>anzac eve
huh??

my norfies are entrenched in the top 8

Who will be the first coach to be sacked this year?

>>154281003
can't be anyone other than voss

trembath deserves the rising star desu

TREN BATH

Trembath more like bloodbath

Surely the demons have a shot here

that guy has given away 2 50s

>>154280973
What’s your fucking problem?

>>154281033
oh yeah forgot that started finna switch now

bit petty

You hate to see it

Well done petty

What is it with defenders and making terrible blunders

Lads, Zane just posted

Ynr petty also kicked 6 goals in a game then proceeded to shit up our forward line for 2 years. Will van rouyen do the same or actually improve?

mcluggage throws his arms out a lot

if the news media respected "the truth" then they wouldn't disable comments

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I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
THEY TALK TO ME, THEY UNDERSTAND
THEY TALK TO ME

that fresh windows os feel :)
that fresh captcha cloudflare bullshit :(

pickett and gawn could carry melb to a win here

>>154280958
fuck you you stinky cunt

>that fresh windows os feel :)
akin to saying master master thanks be to thee for mine new shiny chains

kek what the fuck is happening at the g

>>154280226
women cannot like or "love" you if you reciprocate it. They have to think they are chasing something slightly unattainable or someone who will walk off at any second to have true desire.

There is a spectrum of this but it's inherently true. On the more extreme end like "bpd" girls, merely showing any kind of positive affirmation towards them can be enough for them to turn you into their mortal enemy.

>>154281110
I bet the unders do Dil made the call

eddie betts with the riveting information that brisbanes ruck will be indeed following melbournes ruck all day

Irish tap dancing gf

>>154280297
explain this one: everyday these two girls at work flirt relentlessly with me yet they're both married and they i know i have a gf. they're always asking me to buy them stuff too like bubble tea but i never do

>>154281119
Wait he bets? That is a huge conflict of interest if it's true he's betting on games

>>154281101
ill report you again for bullying

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Won't see another day like her for a while :'(

would rather blow my brains out than get married

anyone ever buy the record
been thinking of doing it for games i go to but i'd want to keep them rather than toss them and idk if i want to hoard a stack of em for years

the brisbane floppers

it's vrazy how much your cortisol spikes if you skip breakfast
makes me understand now why this Intermittent fasting cap was being pushed on the poors over the last decade

fuck off with buzzwords like cortisol

Harry
Sheezel
You Superstar

>>154281148
Based fat cunt

HARRY
SHEEZEL
PENIS

Why is the 'Korean BBQ' range using black people in the advertising?

North are a top 5 team.

I literally feel nauseous if I have to eat breakfast. I don't get hungry until mid afternoon

thinking uber eats tonight

I’m sick and tired of my team playing on a Sunday

small breakfast with a decently sized dinner at 6pm is the way

wah wah my poor widdle tummy cant handle food im such a skinny little bitch

we get it lanklet

I’m so glad my team plays on a Sunday

I think it may be time to reopen the sheezel v daicos debate
What we saw today from harry was on another level

>>154281176
5-1 is a great start to the season but the team they've played to date are Port, Eagles, Bombers, Blues, Tigers, and Lions.

>>154281174
Korean culture has become completely Americanised
so they love the blacks now

>letting food have control over your mood
Unimaginable levels of being zogged on display here

>>154281130
didn't watch any of these

>>154281134
based peak fertility 18 year old white girl

>he thinks the body and it's processes is part of his imagination

Caleb Daniel is so sexy when he takes off the helmet

fertility peaks a little earlier than that scientifically speaking

>the body and it is processes

Do you lads like me?

nobody likes a needy despo

>norf fans already comparing sheezstein to daicos after one game against the paper tigers

Where's Petracca?

>>154281253
Being a malaka ;)

Where's May?

>>154281212
Kek

>>154281253
crying in his bed secretly wishing he joined the pies instead

It’s weird bit of Melbourne still had petracca oliver and may they’d be losing by 60

Where’s weideman?

lots of lazy sleeping in drug fucked cunts today

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garn bottle-o

The amount of not 15s that are clearly 15 this weekend is making it very frustrating to watch. Kill umpires or at least give them glasses.

>>154281314
what's really stupid is no one cared about the rule as it was, an occasional mark being paid that was too short
but the afl told umps to call it way more so now you regularly get 25m kicks not being paid

>>154281314
it think it's a perception or angle/line of site issue
where longer kicks can appear to be shorter
or more likely the yellow maggots are all complete morons.

>>154281297
Why would you choose to ruin your career after being given a second chance after the first time you ruined your career?

I'm not in control of my actions

>>154281314
They need to send a beep noise through the ump's earpieces to indicate whether the ball isn't kicked >15 metres

aww bollocks
my mennel elf is playen up again

>>154281314
nonce

>>154281341
based grandpas bowels

>>154280893
Name of slut?

>>154281341
based Tim Membrey

that last 5 minutes was a horror story by stephen king

>>154281372
heh

Unironically who the FUCK stops north?

sex gifs

>>154281409
west coast

>>154281409
They were stopped last weekend.

Are you guys ready for the Harley Reid show?

>>154281336
>mental midget
>retard boozer
>using logic
self-explanatory

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My new motivation is looking at girls with bigger arms/ better bodies than me and using the shame as fuel.

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>blood will be spilled

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>>154281409

>>154281462
my arms are bigger than hers and you don't see me showing off

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Do you guys like my little gold nuggets? I’ve found 20 now!

>>154281485
but muscles on dudes are only half as attractive.

might make sukiyaki for din din

>>154281492
Where you find them? What's the value of that much?

>>154281492
I hope this image doesn't have exif data.

>>154281492
nah not really sorry

>>154281498
>Where you find them?
Mate, the goldfields weren't even close to mined out on the surface. The industry just demanded more high dense veins before that happened. So there should be a shit tonne out there still.

You need abo permits though.

This lions away kit is better than their home kit

>>154281492
thats corn from my shit mate

>>154281498
Near Ballarat and like $200 they are very small

>>154281529
Might be able to get a full tank for petrol for that in the upcoming madmax oil wars

I have zero personality

>>154281516
Literally just Fitzroy colours after they got rid of Maroon.

>>154281529
>$200
what a rip off.
Gold is in huge demand nowadays for hedging and electronic components.

We should get around Clarko and apologise to him.

>>154281548
Zero personality is a personality. This is an oxymoron.

>teh rei

>>154281492
That's pyrite

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>muh gold
Meh. Check out my magic beans

>>154281577
nah that's you

Maybe this is the loom

There is some respect deserved for a man who refuses to shave his balding head, despite how disgusting it may look

>>154281599
It's really not a big deal if he keeps it neat and dresses well

>>154281410
here
>>154268827

Mihocek has completely changed the dna of our forward line, it’s impressive

I hate jiggers

>>154281599
I've seen one dude with with like 4 tiny strands of hair grown out with the rest bald and it actually looked cool as fuck.
But I also worry he had a skin condition...

Bane?

>2 games on at the same, both potentially good
FUCKKKK THE AFLLLL FUCKS SAKE

Early night looms

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>women cannot like or "love" you if you reciprocate it. They have to think they are chasing something slightly unattainable or someone who will walk off at any second to have true desire.

>There is a spectrum of this but it's inherently true. On the more extreme end like "bpd" girls, merely showing any kind of positive affirmation towards them can be enough for them to turn you into their mortal enemy.

What is with this coverage? We just missed that goal because they cut back to Oscar Allen's reaction. Glad I pay for this shit.

>>154281642
can't have bounce on too late

Whoever is directing the cameras for the Fox broadcast is a retard

>>154281651
fox direction has been awful this year

HEAVE HO UNNA

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wtf it wasn't doing this yesterday

>>154281663
run

lol thanx for the 50 ump

business idea: every game has one random drunk/drugfucked player and we try to identify them

Moar liek tripett

Lads, postman just watered

STOP THE COUNT

He didn't it again... what a blockhead

Petty is no longer allowed to take the kick in

time to wrap our arms around tom petty

>>154281682
I gotchu bruv

That was a petty bad kick (not actually watching)