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>BECAUSE WE DO OK WE JUST DO
correct. it's called thread culture faggot
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Gilbert Burns vs. Mike Malott
Kyler Phillips vs. Charles Jourdain
Mandel Nallo vs. Jai Herbert
Jasmine Jasudavicius vs. Karine Silva
Thiago Moises vs. Gauge Young
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>>154272949
Mike Malott
Charles Jourdain
Jai Herbert
Jasmine Jasudavicius
Gauge Young
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Mike Malott
Kyler Phillips
Jai Herbert
Karine Silva
Thiago Moises
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Disappointed in myself watching this card but I’m doing it
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>>154272949
Malott
Air Jourdain
Nallo
Jasmine
Moses
What a dire card
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>>154272949
burns
phillips
nallo
jasudavicius
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>>154272949
>Mike Malott
>Charles Jourdain
>Mandel Nallo
>Jasmine Jasudavicius
>Gauge Young
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>>154273145
early prelmins aint it b
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>>154273405
Exactly. They had enough energy to dance around til the final 10 seconds. No major cuts. If they would’ve known the outcome of a decision is a draw, I bet someone would’ve went for the kill instead of being a 1-2 pillow pat pussy
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any more mexicans or i mean this cards wack what /box/ looking like tonite
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>>154272949
Mike Malott
Charles Jourdain
Mandel Nallo
Jasmine Jasudavicius
Thiago Moises
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>>154273674
of course
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>>154273674
fill the hate tank for the main event of life
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>>154272949
Burns
Phillips
Nallo
Jasudavicius
Moises
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The main reason WMMA is shit is that 90% of WMMA fighters have absolutely 0 killer instinct or venom behind their fighting. They are basically voice command sparring robots for their cornermen. This fight is a prime example
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I made a javascript code with Gemini to watch the fights in Picture in Picture mode on Paramount
Just bookmark this:
javascript:(function(){function forcePiP(w){const v=w.document.querySelector('video');if(v){/*Remove travas de DRM e PiP*/v.disablePictureInPicture=fals e;v.removeAttribute('disablepicture inpicture');v.requestPictureInPictu re().catch(e=>console.log('Tentando outro frame...'));return true;}for(let i=0;i<w.frames.length;i++){try{if(f orcePiP(w.frames[i]))return true}catch(e){}}return false}if(!forcePiP(window)){alert(' Vídeo não encontrado. Verifique se a luta já carregou.')}})();
Then open the fight window and click on the bookmarked script
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>>154272949
burns
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>>154274028
holy filters her face does NOT look like that
[spoiler]cute feet though[/spoiler]
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>be chinadian 38 year old WMMA "prospect"
>do nothing against a "umph, umph umph" single striker 10 year veteran ranked 15
>expect a win
actually agree with that one. Do fucking more.
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>back to back wmma
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>>154274299
this website is down to maybe 10,000 unique users a day, on a board less than that for one of the least popular sport organizations in the last 5 years, and you're wondering why a WMMA heavy card is still on thread 1? Cmon son.
>>154274345
start to finish, my nikka.
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>>154272949
dilbert
phillips
herbert
silva
moises
schaub
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>>154274449
cheers
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>>154274537
I highly suggest you look into scripted responses/bots, the corporations who have the money to pay for the farms, and the recent moderation change on 4chan after the forgotten doxxing last year. This board is /pol/ and everything else at this point. The main cards will have threads move with names, but the days of thread #15 are gone. Just take a evening and google the buzzwords I mentioned and go down the rabbit hole.
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>>154273710
Fishtank is just normalfag shit now. Nothing will ever beat the kino of season 1.
>>154274119
Too bad I just beat off, I'll remember this for later though.
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>>154272949
Malott
Jourdain
Herbert
Silva
Moises
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>>154274804
It's actually 2024, but it forgot when I reupped this year.
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>>154274823
sup nikka, guzzlin down 6 raw eggs rn.
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(webm for you)
>>154274816
dana "the" white don king would crucify said fighter. Canada in the next ten years is going to be interesting.
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>>154274967
worked in Chongqing for a year, shut up.
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>>154274953
you trane ufc brah?
>>154274908
based i'll root for you in your hw debut bro
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>>154272949
Mike Malott
Charles Jourdain
Mandel Nallo
Karine Silva
Thiago Moisés
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>bath is just right
>boser apparently getting peached up
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>canada 1 for 5 already
lmao, no shit eh?
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>>154275053
told u
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>>154272949
burns
jourdain
herbert
jasmine
moises
im upset with myself that im watching this slop card
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>>154275209
good call nikka
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JPG (you)
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>>154275262
>ads in 2026
you deserve what you watch honestly. I used to have the same mindset when I was 17 in 2009 but if you do not know how to navigate the web or the tools forced upon you, you deserve every 60 second betting ad you get.
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>>154275286
i never watch outside of the ufc hitting me with a couple before i mute
its fucking dreadful
>>154275288
i mute/tab out but they get me sometimes with a couple and they run them for 12 minutes
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>>154272949
Gilbert Burns
Charles Jourdain
Mandel Nallo
Jasmine Jasudavicius
Thiago Moises
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>>154275262
why they HAVE to be "funny"
I will never understand that
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>>154275293
look at whats around you cos the closer the better usually also sometimes randomly u go to like a random local gym and there's olympians pro fighters etc just around kek
I recommend striking first like boxing or kickboxing, I like grappling but theres some retards in jiu jitsu who will roll like theyre at the world championships in training and try injure you. there's retards like this in striking also but obviously ur not sparring everyday in striking sport and also if u notice someones being a tard in striking its easier to just go with someone else, whereas someone can try fuck u up in jiu jitsu quick if theyre being a dick b4 you realise
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I think it's because wrestling is not that big here and bjj you have to to go out of your way to find a good gym. . Even back in the day most Canadian fighters had striking backgrounds.
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jesus
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>>154272949
Malott
Phillips
Nallo
Jasudavicius
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croden put me to sleep missed the last 12 minutes of that slept through tanner bozo woke up just in time to hear the leaf was from gryffindor left for a piss and a redbull came back to see he lost but wasnt the one crying. absolute dog fuck of a card so far
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>>154275489
>how would you feel if your mother died?
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>>154275521
no i feel the same and if he wanted me to listen he shouldn't have cried
>>154275520
they have mallot a 46 year old burns so they have that one going for them
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Gilbert Burns
Kyler Phillips
Mandel Nallo
Karine Silva
Gauge Young
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>when the main event on the card is someone "trying to get back into the top 15"
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>>154275552
my favorite sanko line from before i fell asleep was when she said castaneda was doing a great job a minute after the ref warned him and literally two seconds after he raked his fingers along mighty mutts eyes
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>>154275406
ah cool cool thanks for the advice bro you tried wrasslin or nah? I thought wrasslin might be better than doing jitz but I can't rate our wrestling
since i'm mostly near a small town lel. there are small gyms here but dk if they might e a bit shit and i should travel a bit
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Only 2 more months until Freedom 250.... Trump bless.
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>>154275675
yeah wrestling is good, can be hard to get into depending on where you are cos in some places theres like none, Ive been practicing more wrestling recently especially to help with not getting taken down
Do some research but also you can usually drop into gyms for the first class for free to see what theyre like first
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>>154275735
if i had money to make a large bet with it would be shorting the US debt markets somehow
retards will run up debt getting delivery food with 4 monthly payments and 20% interest
zero chance that bubble doesn't pop
the retards that do that will simply not pay it back
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Malott
Phillips
Herbert
Jasudavicius
Young
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>>154276024
You'll feel better if you focus more on what you have, and less on what you don't.
>>154276037
Liar.
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>>154276073
>what's the current era called?
The really unimportant miserable part.
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>It's a Heidi Androl card
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RAF is loive
https://youtu.be/b53vLc-wNs4
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>>154276177
>Real American Freestyle wrestling
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country
>mfw
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>>154276260
Pizza Hut brings communities together. What do you do for the community
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>>154276445
We're not actually watching the fights lil bro just shit posting and pretending to be gay
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Split decision
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yo can you dudes take your shirts off and yell like retards
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>wmma
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is the reason for the low threads most watchers now have paramount as opposed to streaming ppvs with their computers?
since paramount has a thread cracked 5. me no see it?
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Did we run him off? Never see him at the events anymore.
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>>154277302
> Insolated
Man, if only I could lead such a life
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>>154277202
52 weekends
43 cards a year
8 divisions
4 man division 170+
4 manlet divisions 155 and below
top 15 each
only 120 ranked fighters available
43 * 9 man/manlet fights per card = 387 fights
2 fighters needed per fight = 774 fighters needed per year
how many top guys fight 2 times a year
this is why all these cards a "who da fook is this guy" now
it dont matter
Ellison needs content, not cash
15 ranked
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