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>>154267636
+Showing all 548 replies.
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Prepare for conplete Canadian donimance BITCHES
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total leaf death
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>we need a game thread
why
>BECAUSE WE DO OK WE JUST DO
whatever faggots
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>>154272589
gonna cry?
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>>154272589
>BECAUSE WE DO OK WE JUST DO
correct. it's called thread culture faggot
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>>154272589
>noo you cant just tradition thats impractical
why are americans like this?
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>>154272589
>le no gamethread man
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>>154272589
it's because we now have a gamethread that you were able to make this shitty post, you ungrateful faggot
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Favourite ranked Canadian fighter?
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>>154272627
we dont sign our posts here
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>>154272678
Brendan Allen
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nah who little cousin is this?
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>>154272678
Aymieann Zahabi
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>>154272678
for me its Jas-Jas
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meatball molly esque build from vologdin here
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bare april showers this year. may flowers finna buss
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we haven't had a good heem snappy in a while
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Gilbert Burns vs. Mike Malott
Kyler Phillips vs. Charles Jourdain
Mandel Nallo vs. Jai Herbert
Jasmine Jasudavicius vs. Karine Silva
Thiago Moises vs. Gauge Young
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>>154272949
Mike Malott
Charles Jourdain
Jai Herbert
Jasmine Jasudavicius
Gauge Young
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Vologdin sucks
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>>154272949
Mike Malott
Kyler Phillips
Jai Herbert
Karine Silva
Thiago Moises
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Disappointed in myself watching this card but I’m doing it
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>>154272949
Malott
Air Jourdain
Nallo
Jasmine
Moses
What a dire card
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>>154272949
burns
phillips
nallo
jasudavicius
moises
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>>154272949
>Mike Malott
>Charles Jourdain
>Mandel Nallo
>Jasmine Jasudavicius
>Gauge Young
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HEEEEM HEEM DENIAL
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If you're 5'3 you simply need to go to flyweight. It's a different era of extreme cutbabbies. Can you imagine this guy in there with a Chito or Sandhagen
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aint a single mexican on this card fuck is wrong with danner
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good point. herzog being one of the only good refs left yet again
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>>154273074
there's one fighting right now b
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maybe stop signing fighters that lose on cantender ya goofs
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>>154273113
herzog is literally the worst and most corrupt of them all you fuckin mong
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>>154273165
>highlights his contender series fight the entire fight
>shows contender series ceiling
they killed TUF for sloppy fights :(
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>>154273196
can't remember the last controversial zogdog stoppage i seen
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>>154273070
If you’re 5’3” and under you should fight two women and then a man each card. Lil guys need to earn their spot
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being 5 feet tall is the best base for pillowfists
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>>154273253
Didn’t he stop the Van/Pantoja fight? The Cannibal was ready to continue
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Good scrap
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so fucking gay. vologdin isn’t good. castaneda isn’t good. gay fucking decision. Wuttttta bang her
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>>154273145
early prelmins aint it b
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>tanks flush shots to the dome for 4 minutes straight
>"I'M GOOD"
>rolling thunder knockdown
this guy is fucking based
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For 15 minutes of pillow fists and crotch kicks I could’ve watched power slap highlights and took a shit. Time to use the small cage for all cards
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that is retarded lmao
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>>154272949
Rooting for herbert hope he gouges the paki rats eyes out
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to be tbf, every decision should be a draw
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that fight was fun
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castrateanada more like
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>kicks his crotch
>kisses his head
Two fighters added to the hit list
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>>154273394
Strange, loser post
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>>154273253
teixeira vs lewis
cejudo vs song
yahya vs nguyen
cannonier vs imavov
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PISS BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
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>>154273405
Exactly. They had enough energy to dance around til the final 10 seconds. No major cuts. If they would’ve known the outcome of a decision is a draw, I bet someone would’ve went for the kill instead of being a 1-2 pillow pat pussy
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>>154273394
Have you seen Jai Herbert?
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any more mexicans or i mean this cards wack what /box/ looking like tonite
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>be fighter
>PREPARE FOR WAR
>step into the cage
>point fight for 15 minutes
>PRAISED FOR BEING A WARRIOR
>thank Jesus for giving you no power to finish
>cry for bonus
>cry for title
>repeat
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>>154273432
>shitjeet
>canandian flag
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when I see wmma I understand domestic violence this shit pisses me off too
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Heeminder no one is forcing you to watch this, find something else to do for 20 minutes or so, it improves the viewing experience greatly.
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>>154272949
Mike Malott
Charles Jourdain
Mandel Nallo
Jasmine Jasudavicius
Thiago Moises
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the aldrich horror
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>>154273674
of course
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>>154273674
fill the hate tank for the main event of life
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>>154272949
Burns
Phillips
Nallo
Jasudavicius
Moises
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horth looks like a man and aldrich is fat
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The main reason WMMA is shit is that 90% of WMMA fighters have absolutely 0 killer instinct or venom behind their fighting. They are basically voice command sparring robots for their cornermen. This fight is a prime example
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>>154273600
Mad loser bitch!
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>>154273920
Wish I had one to voice command spar my dick.
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why do wmma always fall for the kiai meme
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unranked WMMA is elaborate boxercise
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onlyfans.com/kayhansenfeetpage
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>>154273920
Wow thanks for breaking down that decades long mystery, any more brilliant insights?
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I made a javascript code with Gemini to watch the fights in Picture in Picture mode on Paramount

Just bookmark this:

javascript:(function(){function forcePiP(w){const v=w.document.querySelector('video');if(v){/*Remove travas de DRM e PiP*/v.disablePictureInPicture=false;v.removeAttribute('disablepictureinpicture');v.requestPictureInPicture().catch(e=>console.log('Tentando outro frame...'));return true;}for(let i=0;i<w.frames.length;i++){try{if(forcePiP(w.frames[i]))return true}catch(e){}}return false}if(!forcePiP(window)){alert('Vídeo não encontrado. Verifique se a luta já carregou.')}})();

Then open the fight window and click on the bookmarked script
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>>154274039
my brilliant insight? canada sucks haha
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>>154272949
burns
jourdain
herbert
jasudavicius
moises
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>>154274039
Yes: You are a homosexual
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>>154274028
holy filters her face does NOT look like that
[spoiler]cute feet though[/spoiler]
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why don't they just bite the bullet and cut wmma altogether
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>UH UH UH
>AH AH AH
>RAN RAN RAN RAN
I hate WMMA so much it's unreal
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>>154274175
See >>154274090
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Burns will take a dive tonight he got put on ice after not sticking to the script during the khazmat flight
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ahahahahahahahaahahaha OOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAANAAAAADAAAAAAAAAA
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>ads for multiple sportsbooks
>ads for multiple boner pill suppliers
never beating the allegations
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wtf bare womeng fights on this card
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>be chinadian 38 year old WMMA "prospect"
>do nothing against a "umph, umph umph" single striker 10 year veteran ranked 15
>expect a win

actually agree with that one. Do fucking more.
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>>154274273
The ads are personalized.
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This shit still up?
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>>154274283
bro actually watched it
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>back to back wmma
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>mask in 2020 + 6
what's wrong with "Canadians"?
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and fuck the refs and their faggy ass shirts fuck the manitoba combat sports commission
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i already shit wtf am i supposed to do now
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>>154274347
Fuck, I started late and just fast forwarded to only find another wmma fight.
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>>154274299
this website is down to maybe 10,000 unique users a day, on a board less than that for one of the least popular sport organizations in the last 5 years, and you're wondering why a WMMA heavy card is still on thread 1? Cmon son.

>>154274345
start to finish, my nikka.
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They need to get rid of the 125 wmma class. It is entirely pointless. If they really need 2 wmma weightclasses, let's get a slampig weightclass
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>>154274413
TND
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>>154272949
dilbert
phillips
herbert
silva
moises
schaub
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>>154274449
cheers
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>>154274441
>get rid of one class
get rid of it all. women want equal rights, time to mix divisions and weights. give these ladies equality
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I will heem you with my patented BUNG BLAST
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>>154274299
Was it just easier access pre-paramount+? The dropoff in just 1 year is crazy. Even on shitty fight nights last year, the threads moved.
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these new captchas are fucking horrible and I have to do 3 of them for every single post with no cooldown that's why the website is in the shitter
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>>154274514
Give the women 10-20lbs advantage and those mixed divisions would be hilarious.
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>>154274553
after a while you only have to do 1 easy one. its way better than the old captcha.
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rooting for zhelezniokova cos running away and jabbing to death is based
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Fuck you faggot jiggerboo, I FUCKING LOVE MANITOBA
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>>154274537
I highly suggest you look into scripted responses/bots, the corporations who have the money to pay for the farms, and the recent moderation change on 4chan after the forgotten doxxing last year. This board is /pol/ and everything else at this point. The main cards will have threads move with names, but the days of thread #15 are gone. Just take a evening and google the buzzwords I mentioned and go down the rabbit hole.
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>>154274553
Really? They are easier than the old ones ever were, and unless you clean your cookies and shit, I typically only need to do 0-1.
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>>154272534
I miss Anderson Silva. It’s not fair.
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>>154274553
yeah annoying as fuck really puts me off posting, also have to wait a minute to post wtaf
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>>154274612
yeah they are completely unambiguous. it takes me less than a second to solve no exaggeration.
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apparently chael might corner hokitt for the whitehouse card
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the commentators are such faggots crying about cage grabbing,if the cage is there u should be allowed to grab it simple as stop being pussys
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PUSH HER AGAINST THE FENCE
PUSH-HER AGAINS THE FENCE.
NOW KNEE THE THIGH
GOOOOOOOOOD GOOOOOOOD
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>>154273710
Fishtank is just normalfag shit now. Nothing will ever beat the kino of season 1.

>>154274119
Too bad I just beat off, I'll remember this for later though.
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>>154274589
Fuck You faggot jiggerboo, WE HAVE THE HUMAN RIGHTS MUSEUM IN THIS DOMAIN NIGGA, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE A LESSON OR TWO AWAY FROM THE MUSEUM FOR A LEARNING EXPERIENCE
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>>154274682
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croden a cute
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ive had sex with a man bleeding that much and it slides in and out a bit different
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>>154274601
>crypto bots mining whatever that shit does
>gambling bots
>power slap bots
>kick/stake bots
the ufc has 10,000 real viewers
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>>154272949
Malott
Jourdain
Herbert
Silva
Moises
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>>154274706
Why were you bleeding? Did he cut you?
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The thought of you losers failing capchas multiple times for every retarded, useless post you make makes me smile so much. Genetic deadends.
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>>154274685
actually agree, bring back ropes like PRIDE where the ref slaps your hand away as you're getting mauled
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midge spotted
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>>154274726
I don't think of you at all.
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>>154272949
Posted my picks in da heem thread blease include thx
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Hopefully an actual man fight is next
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>>154274685
Felder is so emotional, always whining about something lol
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wmma doesn't count btw
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>our government is failing us
what did she mean by this?
Actually though, there's so many things that could be
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>heavyweight
Thank God
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>>154274708
I'm 4 of those.
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>>154274738
talmbout gooning to texie on RnR
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>our government is failing us
FUCK YOU BI-
>canadian
oh my bad
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>>154274779
It’s funny how no american fighter would dare say something like this with trump ringside but also they’re mostly all retarded so i don’t blame them for thinking everything is fine with their country
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black girls soles
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>>154274804
It's actually 2024, but it forgot when I reupped this year.
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yo what's up
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massive story loss walkout song
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>walking out to a song about getting cucked
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>>154274823
whats up g
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>>154274847
kek

why the fuck I have to wait a fucking minute to post are u serious rn bruh
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>>154274859
how's the card been
how are you g
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>>154274823
sup nikka, guzzlin down 6 raw eggs rn.
>>154274820
(webm for you)
>>154274816
dana "the" white don king would crucify said fighter. Canada in the next ten years is going to be interesting.
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Ooooo
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I want to watch Boser get heemed but I can't because it's bath time.
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what is the equivalent of "corn fed boy" in your own countries?
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>>154274885
NTA. Mr Brightside is literally about a cuck. Just read the lyrics.
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>>154274887
pretty ass so far lol
this fight might be banger

ate an insane cheatmeal there after training earlier life is good
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>>154274943
>cum fed boy
Canada
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>>154274908
way better than the rest of the world locking down for 3 years
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>>154274908
You're weird, bud.
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laura sanko's tight pink asshole
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>>154274948
He didn't say it wasn't.
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>>154274975
>pink
Doubt it.
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Boser chud is lowering his head, he is going to get KOed
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not looking good canadabros...
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>footstomps
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>>154275020
It's a legitimate battle strategy.
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#UFCWINNIPEG
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>>154274967
worked in Chongqing for a year, shut up.
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>>154274975
Big loose assholes are way more aesthetic
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>>154274953
you trane ufc brah?
>>154274908
based i'll root for you in your hw debut bro
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>>154275004
agreed he's gonna get heemed, the turk has pretty good hands

>youre the faster fighter
bros corner just lying to him
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>>154275043
prove it
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>>154275050
yeah bro mostly boxing and kickboxing but I been doing grappling recently also to go into mma
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Boser only alive because he doesn't want to lose in canada
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is hoser a derogatory word?
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>>154275041
what a fantastic image
is that what they call a gem?
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I want sanko to tell me what a helmet on you Josh! (that's my name)
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>>154272949
Mike Malott
Charles Jourdain
Mandel Nallo
Karine Silva
Thiago Moisés
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>bath is just right
>boser apparently getting peached up
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>gassing out after 1 (one) round
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAANAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Early
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Jajajajajajajajajaa
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fuck canada
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Canada wins out from this point on
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>canada 1 for 5 already
lmao, no shit eh?
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HEEEEM.
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>>154274920
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>>154275108
>that flag
It's an insult. You should be familiar with it.
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he has really good hands
maybe if he gets in a bit better shape he will be very good
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Fuckin unreal that canada is its own country
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That sucks. It was a good fight though.
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>>154275162
wmma doesn't count, they're 0-3
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>>154275004
>>154275053
told u
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Canada, give us B.C., yukon, and alberta

In exchange you get minnesota
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Berta bros on suicide watch
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>>154272949
burns
jourdain
herbert
jasmine
moises
im upset with myself that im watching this slop card
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cmon bruh
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>mk2 has karl urban
smdh guaranteed flop doo has a curse over him
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holy shit no one told me Leblanc vs Valentin was on this card
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karl urban as Johnny cage its a good casting
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>>154275211
>>154275209
good call nikka
>>154275216
JPG (you)
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Why did they even go to Winnipeg? It's literally the worst big city in Canada by every metric.
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the ads are unbearable
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The UFC (a fighting promotion) somehow has no interest in promoting fights or fighters. I wonder what other jobs and businesses you can succeed in by doing the opposite of what you're paid to do?
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why isn't jubli on this card
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>>154275262
yeah american sense of humour really seems dire from the ads on here, is like they all try to be funny in an extremely gay way
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>>154275262
>ads in 2026
you deserve what you watch honestly. I used to have the same mindset when I was 17 in 2009 but if you do not know how to navigate the web or the tools forced upon you, you deserve every 60 second betting ad you get.
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>>154275101
cool cool i've been considering doing some traning but dunno which art or which gym
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>>154275288
can't stop the stream from showing ads b
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>>154275286
i never watch outside of the ufc hitting me with a couple before i mute
its fucking dreadful

>>154275288
i mute/tab out but they get me sometimes with a couple and they run them for 12 minutes
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>>154275244
It is and he's good but the universe doesn't want his movies to do well. I think it's so e jew Hollywood curse from back when they snubbed him for his portrayal of Eomer.
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>>154272949
Gilbert Burns
Charles Jourdain
Mandel Nallo
Jasmine Jasudavicius
Thiago Moises
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>>154275299
>doesn't mute the espanol streams to watch the fights, needs the background noise
You fall asleep watching tv/streams don't you?
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this is getting hard to watch
why are leafs so fucking shit
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ads and have to listen to a women
fuck you do you just mute the whole thing
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Man, Canadian mma is in a bleak state. We used to have a bunch of good fighters back in the day.
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>>154275262
why they HAVE to be "funny"
I will never understand that
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LEEEAAAF TAPPY
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nah fuck that!
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If you had a card in Wembley you can be damned certain Mohammad would bring one home for King Charles
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>>154275351
most of it
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>>154275353
You spent it all on GSP, which most of these zooms don't even know about.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAA
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>>154275353
Too many good fighters from other places, no way to keep up.
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HEEEM TAPPY
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i could heem any leaf here
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time for gambling, niggers, fast food, booze, and insurance for 15 minutes
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He was brave enough to tap and we should honor that.
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>>154275293
look at whats around you cos the closer the better usually also sometimes randomly u go to like a random local gym and there's olympians pro fighters etc just around kek
I recommend striking first like boxing or kickboxing, I like grappling but theres some retards in jiu jitsu who will roll like theyre at the world championships in training and try injure you. there's retards like this in striking also but obviously ur not sparring everyday in striking sport and also if u notice someones being a tard in striking its easier to just go with someone else, whereas someone can try fuck u up in jiu jitsu quick if theyre being a dick b4 you realise
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>>154275370
>>154275372
I think it's because wrestling is not that big here and bjj you have to to go out of your way to find a good gym. . Even back in the day most Canadian fighters had striking backgrounds.
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lowkey cringe, ngl
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:(
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This dude leblanc make Robert Valentin look elite
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Kek
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his body is producing way too much estrogen
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>>154275408
gsp is french
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HUG YOUR MOMMA RIGHT NOW
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good news is there's no canadians in the next fight so the leafbros will get a brief respite from watching their boys lose in humiliating fashion
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jesus
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>>154272949
Malott
Phillips
Nallo
Jasudavicius
Moises
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Huh
whatever happened to that swiss guy or w/e with the covered nazi tattoos?
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>>154275322
dredd was an amazing movie also Im still hoping they make a 2nd
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What a crying fag. So embarrassing.
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>>154275436
French Canadians were here longer than anyone.
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>>154275455
It's in my physical collection
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>>154275464
how would you feel if your mother died?
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croden put me to sleep missed the last 12 minutes of that slept through tanner bozo woke up just in time to hear the leaf was from gryffindor left for a piss and a redbull came back to see he lost but wasnt the one crying. absolute dog fuck of a card so far
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>>154275489
his mom died?
i didnt listen to shit he said but have headphones on pretty loud
just tuned it out that sucks
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>tune into the Canada card
>all the Canadians have been finished
>absolute devastation in the crowd
As expected
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>>154275511
are you fucking sorry?
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>>154275489
>how would you feel if your mother died?
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The very young and very exciting 35 year old prospect Mike Malott
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>>154275521
no i feel the same and if he wanted me to listen he shouldn't have cried

>>154275520
they have mallot a 46 year old burns so they have that one going for them
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>>154275520
At least i'm not a retard who became hostile towards Canada because Trump.
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>>154272949
Gilbert Burns
Kyler Phillips
Mandel Nallo
Karine Silva
Gauge Young
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Be honest

Can Sanko explain mma better than you?
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sanko won't shut the fuck up
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they got the gay guy from modern family and the skirt from parks and rec in the booth this isnt an actual ufc production
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>>154275542
Mallot is getting heemed he couldn't even beat old magny. Plus hes Canadian
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>when the main event on the card is someone "trying to get back into the top 15"
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is this the wrestlemania thread
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>>154275573
That thread would probably be livelier than this trash.
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>>154275564
kek i didn't even know malott got unranked
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>>154275552
my favorite sanko line from before i fell asleep was when she said castaneda was doing a great job a minute after the ref warned him and literally two seconds after he raked his fingers along mighty mutts eyes
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>>154275573
theres wrestlemania today? is HHH fighting?
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>>154275590
he never should have been ranked in the first place
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>>154275406
ah cool cool thanks for the advice bro you tried wrasslin or nah? I thought wrasslin might be better than doing jitz but I can't rate our wrestling
since i'm mostly near a small town lel. there are small gyms here but dk if they might e a bit shit and i should travel a bit
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black gym girls sweaty feet
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Only 2 more months until Freedom 250.... Trump bless.
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do americans really pay for a bank account?
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>>154275682
>Trump bless
Uhm he's clearly a doctor in that picture
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>>154275684
If you think you don't, you don't understand the banking jewry
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Who win
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huetr yan
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>>154275684
bigger question is how broke is the average goober that being able to borrow $250 with no credit check is a big deal to them
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>>154275675
yeah wrestling is good, can be hard to get into depending on where you are cos in some places theres like none, Ive been practicing more wrestling recently especially to help with not getting taken down

Do some research but also you can usually drop into gyms for the first class for free to see what theyre like first
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>>154275735
if i had money to make a large bet with it would be shorting the US debt markets somehow
retards will run up debt getting delivery food with 4 monthly payments and 20% interest

zero chance that bubble doesn't pop
the retards that do that will simply not pay it back
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HEEEM
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HEEEM
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM FUCKING DEAD
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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Wow..
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Jesus
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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holy bleemola
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HOLY HEEM
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yjk this niggas got kids to haise
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>instant Classic Heem
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i wasn't that attracted to sanko until she started wearing those suits
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the commentary reaction replay looked onions as fuck
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>>154275682
Kyle Daukaus fighting on the south lawn of the White House, chills
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why do the commentators have a janny standing behind them with his arms out like that?
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>>154275787
Thats a lil gay
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that heem was sex
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this doo really wear his emotion on his chest
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>its a heemzilian episode
malott is fucked lmao
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>>154275798
One of Ari's TKO enforcers, making sure they stick to the script
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>>154272949
Malott
Phillips
Herbert
Jasudavicius
Young
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I'd retire if I got heemed like that.
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>>154275808
we dont read that crap here
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disgusting language
thai and chinese are the only that come close
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Not even watching this shit card, don't why I bothered
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>>154275684
Nah, pretty sure you can get free checking everywhere. The bigger issue is how to maximize your interest rate on the money you actually have at the bank (hint avoid Chase/BOFA/Wells Fargo for that).
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you bother me bitch
*heems you*
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>>154275842
you wont be able to avoid bofa deez
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MUH FAMILY
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chiesa <3
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>>154275758
ah right thanks thanks
gonna look sum mooey thai
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>>154275902
we dont download viruses to our pc here
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THE lionheart could get in the cage right now and heem any of these bums
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>>154275902
shrimp changed address?
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>heemed by a turk
KWAB
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shrimpdick.redditstreams
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>>154275935
Thx
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cant wait for burns to gatekeep the division again
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When King Dana calls you answer
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We literally have 1/100th of the posters here since the mcgregor era
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>>154276024
Im here
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ive been here since ufc 1
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30 minutes of Olivi, Chiesa and Smiff chatting at the desk. Hell yeah
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>>154276024
You'll feel better if you focus more on what you have, and less on what you don't.
>>154276037
Liar.
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>>154276040
best to have something to watch on the side between fights. ufc has always been awful at filler content
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>>154276024
what's the current era called?
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>>154276073
dogshit
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>>154276073
we don't do that anymore.
this is the 2020's era
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>>154276073
>what's the current era called?
The really unimportant miserable part.
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>>154276024
Source?
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>>154276073
the power slap era. ever since that started ufc has drastically lessened
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Canada Life Centre formerly Canada Death Center
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>>154276073
American dominance get used to it turdy era
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Sanko has to stop wearing a thick tie. Why hide those tits take off that jacket baby, get comfortable. It’s fight night Canada get cozy we got bangers
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>gilbert burns
>world class
pick one
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Heidi Androls chest looking extra full in that green leather top. Gotta get her on the podcast b
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>It's a Heidi Androl card
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>heem
bum division
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burns is built like a beast
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burns vs mallot is literally just moicano vs duncan but in welterweight
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RAF is loive
https://youtu.be/b53vLc-wNs4
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>>154276177
WE
DON'T
WATCH
THAT
SHIT
HERE
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Is gage young some type of hybrid between paddy and bryce??
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>>154276209
Bryce is bad. Young is good. Tough comparison b
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>>154276177
tsarukyan vs faber wtf? isnt faber like 50
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>>154276177
>Real American Freestyle wrestling
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country
>mfw
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Garlic parm hand tossed crust from pizza hut sound so oook good.
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>>154276177
how tf do i watch raf in america? doesnt work on youtube
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>>154276229
Get your Mommy to buy you a VPN, sport.
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>3 minutes of ads for a main card fight
>still have to wait for the introductions
fuck paramount
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last fight without a leaf in it
they're 0-4 so far
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/knuck/ is mogging us bros
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>>154276225
pizza hut is disgusting b
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>>154276242
how do u watch legally?
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>>154276254
based KNUCK
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>>154276221
ameribros...
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>>154276260
You shut your dirty whore mouth.
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Man, Gauge looks low IQ
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>>154276261
Retard.
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dana actually made the trip for this slop?
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Remember that time they gave Moises a ranking after he signed to fight Islam so they could have Islam finally beat a 'ranked' opponent?
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>>154276260
Pizza Hut brings communities together. What do you do for the community
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>>154276260
No one out pizzas the hut bro.
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getting chills b and i dont know why
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>>154276273
Hanging that chin out there a Brazilian might rob him of his soul
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SURPRISE ELBOW
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>this is nasty
>isn’t nasty
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>>154276319
He sucks.
I had thought Moises was ijn his late 30s or something and close to retirement so assumed Gauge would win. Silly me.
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rare grapplekino
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>>154276356
actually was pretty nasty
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Paramount is carried by aging actors and a dead ufc. Feels good
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Never watched that boomer shit Yellowstone and never will simply as
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moises parries right hand
sanko: "nice right hand there"
amazing commentary
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>>154276372
but he didn’t use the position to punish. Cool stretch for Young.
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>>154276254
That autistic retard really had to make his own game thread and divide the heem community what a little cringe faggot
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Everyone thinks they’re a cowboy and fake praises Jesus. What’s next? Ads on fighters
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>>154276378
I tried watching a few shows on this shit and they all sucked.
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>>154276414
If you have never gave a reach around you aren't a real cowboy
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1-1
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moises acting like a punching bag who sometimes tries a weak takedown
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1-1
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>>154276445
We're not actually watching the fights lil bro just shit posting and pretending to be gay
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Brazil better get that takedown or he's fkd
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4-2
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BJJ a giant pussy after not being gifted top position. Color me Silva
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prohibition was a right
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9-11
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Moises is a pussy 25/8
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28-3
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holy fuck nigga just assaulted the ref!
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Young shoved Herzog. Disqualify him. Little punk zoomer.
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Moises is a giant pussy
>>
KWAB
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Give him permanent knee damage young do your thing zoomie hit him with that stare
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Rock the boat baby
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HES DANCING
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felder is such a fucking faggot bro
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Imagine Gay Jun ends up losing now
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NO ONE does this to thiago moises
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picks are looking intact
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30-27 Young
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Kino
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imagine throwing away ur finish bonus cuz u wanted to dance
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6-7 Young
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29-28 Moises because it’s Canada
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young's actually pretty gangster
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>>154276563
he wasn't getting the finish anyway
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>>154276558
Nah it’s a forgettable fight, not worth a post fight interview. He didn’t go for the kill
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>>154276462
>actually watching the fights lil bro just shit posting and pretending to be gay
this
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Split decision
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>>154276579
Because he spent a combined 25 seconds dancing instead of advancing to finish. Gee Money will get Gee Checked
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I really need a robbery right now
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any other g money lifelongs?
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>>154276604
Look outside. I'm sure one of your countrymen will oblige.
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Slipt? Lmao
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>im tryin to finish guys
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>>154276604
D Amato is there anything is possible
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yo can you dudes take your shirts off and yell like retards
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>he’s a legend
>is talking about Thiago Moises
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GODsumeci spotted
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>wmma
>>
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just got out of work lads, how have the fights been?
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We back Nallo right weem?
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PISS BREAAAAAAAAAAAAK
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only leaf wins are gonna be women
what does that mean
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mikey wouldntve been final four year one cji
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About to take the gf out to eat see you virgins later
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>>154276675
Gonna be a good year for maple syrup.
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Jasmine Jasudavicius is 37 years old.
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fuck it i'm gonna varo chipotle doordash
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>>154276659
>they picked the corpse of moises
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>>154276689
Tell her I said hi.
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you guys still post girls who are packing during wmma?
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>>154276662
Prelims had things
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>>154276718
>>
THE COLOSSUS GILBERT BURNS, VERSUS THE DEMON NEMESIS MIKE MALLOT

HEADS
WILL
ROLL
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>>154276689
tell me how my cum taste when you kiss her
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I have so many fuckpigs on grindr lined up to receive my cock
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>>154276659
>picks hinge on wmma
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>>154276722
cool, ill go check those out after the card is over
thanks
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>>154276736
gay
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>>154276730
I'll tell you: salty with a distinct lack of testosterone.
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>>154276664
I back Naldo
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>>154276750
buddy im almost 30 and i have a couple wet dreams a week i have testosterone through the fucking roof
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>>154276736
average dagestan enjoyer btw
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>>154276778
you wouldnt know anything about dominating other males indeed true
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>>154276793
FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT
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>/heem/ is just a couple of "totally straight" commonwealth blokes arguing about the quality of their semen.
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Chuds, do you think Burns have any chances?
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lets go jasjas
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silva lowkey kind of sexy
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>too many grill fights
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Thread is so slow everyone is gonna notice that I'm not watching WMMA.
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menopause fight on main
gonna drop this bullshit after the trump dad card
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>>154276814
once that cage shuts and that door closes and that octagon is shutdown anyone has a chance
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>>154276814
we gonna find out we gon find out soon
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>>154276844
yes, let's test that, you versus JJ
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OOOOOOOH THEY'RE FEINTING
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guess i will shower idk b
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>>154276774
whats your diet like b
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imagine being choked out by silvas legs brehs
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There go the picks
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Go to the bathroom youre shitting yourself
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>>154276912
changes with the season. right now mainly shakes + one meal + bone broth til summer
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>>154276869
She’s retired but I’d beat the shit out of her. Talmbout Jon Jones b I’ll fuck em up
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jasmine had two minutes to stand up and slam her she wasnt hooking the legs with her guard that high up. women are simply genetically inferior
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I want to get in the cage and beat the shit out of these women
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JJ is cute
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damn the jasuavicius striking from way out of range is really bad
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>>154276947
nah yeh
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is this the dumbest audience of the year
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Absolutely useless fight
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If you're a grown man and you still eat skittles youre a retarded fagget
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Great fuckin fight
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Imagine being Canadian your entire life
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>>154277024
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>>154277036
No one knows what or where you are.
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skittles aren’t flavored they’re scented
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yo them bitches 69ing
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laura sanko spends close to 4 hours sitting during a fight card, that chair must be worth thousands
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1-1 really bad fight so far
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>>154277064
Taste is 80% smell anyway.
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she couldve mothers strawberrymilked her there
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silva spent about 2 minutes with either toes or fingers in the cage total that round...
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Sex with a black male in the ass
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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

JONES IS FUCKIN GAY
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>>154277082
i'd put my fingers in her cage if you catch my meaning
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>>154277036
would have to work the oil fields and speak French
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>>154277099
Bro if hasbullah gives you a rager then you're def worse than gay

Jones should be investigated, his computer confiscated
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silva toes in cage for 10 seconds while fighting half guard. ffs ref
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Bitch in black just attempted a punch to the knee
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>>154277126
no one cares faggot
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>>154277099
dm that on twitter to the Albuquerque Community Patrol
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Imagine being gay
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silva is sexy as fuck brehs
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>>154274299
>>154274413
>>154274601
is the reason for the low threads most watchers now have paramount as opposed to streaming ppvs with their computers?

since paramount has a thread cracked 5. me no see it?
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>>154277159
The superior base for mma
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>>154277159
I am gay in all ways except sexual. Why? Because women absolutely suck. God help any man that finds women interesting in any way.
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jasmine getting robbed by toes in cage
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Are they even turning a profit with this card
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>>154277188
Based
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I guess 2-1 to jadusasnssnsm but silva lowkey was doing more from the bottom
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>>154277202
ye paramount paid upfront already for 7 years of this
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The next round of omelettes is on me fellas :)
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>>154277202
With funny money anything is possible as long as you’re in the club
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why is every paramount show glowie coded?
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>>154277202
there were a lot of floor seats still available when i checked an hour before it started
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Boring fight even by wmma standards
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are any of the leaf men gonna win a fight?
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>>154277227
Because you're mentally ill.
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>>154277219
No need this thread won’t pass 700 lol
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>>154277228
for what price?
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>>154277188
Extremely gay post.
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>openly admits she laid to a decision
why do French Canadians all talk like they are deaf and retarded
>>
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>>154277239
gaslighting is supposed to be subtle, intern
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>>154277243
anywhere from 600-4000. i think the 6000 were pulled or changed over because you couldnt get the platinum with meet and greet at that point
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Did we run him off? Never see him at the events anymore.
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>look guys a zuffa boxer
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JFC dude smile a little
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>>154277272
he's hiding in his Hawaii bombshelter
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>>154277269
If I was gaslighting you, you'd know it, amigo.
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based asmongold
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>>154277188
women can be interesting ngl
yeah theyre obsessed with getting attention but for guys were obsessed with sex so it evens out
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>>154277263
wmma ruining another picks
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>>154277262
Because you live such an insolated life that you're too dumb to understand accents.
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Whitest Canadian
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Bitches almost heemed my pcks, request to not include wmma in future picks.
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Black hapslosiveness mixed with Indian uhh.. excellence
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black country bomber finna heem
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None of these fights are anime
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>>154277311
valid suggestion
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>>154277302
> Insolated
Man, if only I could lead such a life
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wtf cejudo got injured and had to pull out
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my fighting style is a mix of khamzat and itachi
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> burns
Well I'm gonna beat off for a minute
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Masturbate or sugar binge after the main event? Decisions decisions...
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he will redeem the 1st canadian win
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Not confident in my pick here but couldn’t pick an Indian
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that doo looked like smiff
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not a clue what race either of these lads are
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imagine losing to a pajeet
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>>154277372
they are both jeets
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>>154277374
New thread
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that guy was already beat up in the interview wtf
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>pajeet from bongland x pajeet from canada
what a delicious globalism
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My nigga Jai Pervert the White Pussy Heemer fucking all the pawg milfs in Black County
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>>154277263
FFS
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Upcoming crotch sniffing fest
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>>154277202
52 weekends
43 cards a year
8 divisions
4 man division 170+
4 manlet divisions 155 and below
top 15 each
only 120 ranked fighters available
43 * 9 man/manlet fights per card = 387 fights
2 fighters needed per fight = 774 fighters needed per year
how many top guys fight 2 times a year

this is why all these cards a "who da fook is this guy" now

it dont matter
Ellison needs content, not cash
15 ranked
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Wtf these dudes are trash
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YOU CAN'T DEFY THE JAI

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