>>97872449
We caught the DM fudging dice rolls, and ever since whenever he rolls we sometimes ask "is this a real roll?"

>>97872512
Entirely justified

>>97872631
I need to know the story behind this one

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>>97872449

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My character was trapped by some anti-magic sigils my character had designed in his background, however my character was a race very sensitive to anti-magic to the point of debilitating sickness

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>>97872449

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>>97877096

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>>97872449

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>>97872449
A flying Simic homunculus that could be ordered to fire a magic blast frequently got finishing blows on enemies, never dying with a kill count in the dozens. Earning the moniker Bonus Action Turtle, it's now a verb for using a minimal resource to order a minion/summon to fight.
There's also Willy the Fox, who had an Up-esque talking collar that only says one-word exclamations in the same cheery squeak to reflect its basic thoughts/emotional state. The one that caught on was "Sad!" and subversions developed of many-syllabled words or uncannily eloquent and lucid statements.

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>>97878579

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>>97873074
elf on the right is cute as fuck desu

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>>97878870

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>>97878846

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>>97878876
She's pretty hot, true

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>>97878838

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>>97883571
Whoops, forgot the image

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>>97883583

If a session ends on a wet fart I play the theme from Allo Allo. I burnt a single track CD for it, these days it's just done with a VTT.

>>97883583
>>97883588
System?

>>97877096
>>97877104
I love these

>>97885031
Wolves Upon the Coast.

I don't get it

>>97886202
I’ve never played OSR but looking through the book it looks like it’d be pretty fun. Do you recommend it?

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>>97872611
Kek

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>>97890271
Anon, its so good I run two groups a week of it.

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At some point we started doing shitty edits of manga panels with our characters in them.

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I've posted some of these before, but one of the players in my game made these little PNG "sticker" icons for the PCs and a bunch of the NPCs that have been absolute gold for making campaign shitposts.

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>>97897600

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Generic horny bard shenanigans

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cyberpunk 2020 game, our corpo is head over heels for our medtech

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(my character is in the wizard hat)

>>97901972
kek. What’s the context?

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>>97902145
so, our Medtech Donnatello DeSantis (Donnie for short) brought his girlf April Moretti along on a job on the outskirts of the combat zone (they're both italian and she demanded to come with him) and predictably she gets kidnapped by tyger claws, he gets a call while we're at the bar on her number and it's a kidnapper by the name of Wong. he's told to go in to an apartment complex deeper in the zone alone and unarmed for a dealing. we decide "fuck that" and send our solo Gogo to scout the place and she sees it's full of bad guys. we call in some extra people (2 backup characters) and decide to raid the place while making it initially seem like we're following their instructions.

Donnie goes in, talks with Wong, nearly flubs the negotiations, my corpo has to go in and save his ass with the blessing of Wong. we pay, get April, leave the building, and raid. during the clearing of the first floor an enforcer bursts out of the bathroom, pants down, cylinder on his cylinder, sword in hand & gets his legs rattled and dies busting, after the first floor is cleared we inspect the body and discover the man had a pocket pussy with the coat of arms for bosnia on the side (blue mountain state reference) and on further inspection we find a dimebag of an unknown white powder in his pocket.

our solo, Gogo, was the first to pick it up, and as Donnie and Karfen stroll over to see what it is, she decides to try to smack Donnie with it, he dodges, but Karen (who was right next to him) doesn't. the baggy explodes and Donnie's medscanner or whatever it's called identifies the substance as synthcoke. Karen tries to fistfight Gogo (they had previous bad blood), starts tripping, and hears voices telling her that Gogo is attempting to kill her and steal Donnie away, in the many voices she hears is a former teammate called Fuji who tells her to find some godawful energy drink called thump and drink it for him (long story). she ended up being Sedated by Donnie

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Current campaign arc has lots of "civilized" goblins in the city. The dwarf paladin is not pleased.

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Made a custom map for worms based on funny campaign events

>>97902790
This tickles me for reasons I don't quite understand