>>97882525
Polymorphed him into a guinea pig.

Tricked a yuan-ti priestess into sucking up too much divine energy. She exploded.

>>97882809
mmmmfgh.,...

>>97882525
Rolled critical hit and maximum number of successes in a 4d6 roll, followed by 5 on d6 damage roll, while throwing a sword. This turned into 22 damage in total, in a system scaled at 10 HP.
Bonus points for the GM asking me twice if I'm absolutely sure I want to throw the sword, as my character only had 1/5 in throwing.

>>97882809
I remember you talking about it on /tg/ before.

Tricked an Angel into falling and becoming a Demon, then shot it with a bullet carved from a piece of the true cross that we'd gotten our hands on earlier in the campaign.

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>>97882525
Blew his greatsword out of his hands with a pinpoint precise magnesium fuse shot with a 75mm howitzer, which also sets it on fire.

Our guy then picks it up, duels back and forth with the guy who'd picked up our guy's sword, and then with the help of another guy pulling an anime 'lend me your strength to this blow, brother', cuts his head off with it.

>>97883777
Wielding a 75mm howitzer on fire to decapitate someone does feel kinda badass.

>>97882787
lol

>>97882525
They ran him over with his own troika.

>>97883777
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
SHED

>>97882525
Got Mazed by Acererak, decided to get on my knees and pray to my god Talos, the Chaotic Evil Storm God; this was in Chult in 5e, and Acererak was doing something or another in the jungle, it was that book; thingummy, iunno.

Anyway, DM shrugged and had me roll on a d100 for "Divine Intervention" as I was a decent level cleric of Talos.
I rolled a hundred, everybody sharted at the improbability, and the gigantic pimp-hand of Talos picked me up by my britches and dropped me back into the fight.
Wasn't the actual killing blow, but it was the most kino part of the encounter.
DM did good.
Sometimes you just roll.

>>97882525
I was playing a College of Creation Bard Fairy. My basic character idea was that I had stoneworking and engineering skills, which I used to sculpt a Large-size (10ft x 10ft) castle. To a fairy, at least, it was like a small castle. I would animate it with Bard magic, which allows it to 'ambulate in a way reasonable for the shape of the object'. Since I had carved various joints into it, the castle could enfold limbs and operate as a mech. All in a typical D&D fantasy adventure.

With that out of the way, the finishing move with simple. The castle-mech grappled the enemy boss, flew up like 100 ft into the air with a flight speed, then proceeded to drop the enemy for fall damage. And then I canceled the flight, dropping the castle onto the enemy boss for a second round of fall damage. The nature of the animation ability meant the object itself didn't take damage until it ran out of Hit Points, so essentially the boss got crushed by a tiny castle.

>>97882525
Had a druid polymorph into a lamprey to enter a red dragon's urethra and retrieve a kidney stone that functioned as an item of power while another party member was crushed by the dragon's vaginal walls as a distraction

>>97882525
The villain was this powerful Warlock, the bastard son of a noble who wanted to take over the kingdom.
Our Sorcerer, an actual noble, told him:
>"Why did you even bother? All that power can't buy you any class."

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>>97882525
>mid-act boss in a Pathfinder campaign got built up as a big deal blocking us from getting the MacGuffin
>was playing a Kineticist just after the class got released
>specializing in electricity
>spell crit being retarded combined with the boss being vulnerable to electric damage meant that we were going to have a smooth time
>didn't know about the vulnerability at the time
>nat 20
>10 gorillion net damage before the DM ever gets to use boss gimmicks

I was a min-max fag but even I felt a little bad about it.