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>>97897367

>TQ
What Warhammer Fantasy army would you like to see added to 40k? Chaos Dwarves, Wood Elves, Lizardmen, Skaven, Beastmen, or anything else?
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Lizard men are a pretty cool theme and widely represented in popular culture.
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Chaos votaan as a single unit would be kinda cool. The others do not need to exist as armies in 40k.
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I like orks :D
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>>97900482
Vashtorr will ascend to GODhood in 11e
Perty will be his daemon prince and Iron Warriors will get a range that encompasses dark mech, including chaos votann
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>TQ
Gargants, at least for chaos knights. A giant fuck off servitor that’s being put to work would be cool.
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>Beastmen
already an army
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someone asked last thread for a pic of my dolls
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>>97900507
Ive seen what your men do to prisoners of War...
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>>97900505
B-b-based
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>>97900471
>TQ
Vampire Counts
And no, Drukhari are not a good equivalent
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>>97900471
>TQ
Tau should try to gather the entire animal kingdom around, so I’d say space lizardmen should be represented as an auxiliary which would mean we would have birds, reptiles, insects, and fish
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>>97900471
Fuck Fantasy. Make Goblins already a thing. Red Gobbo leading to freedom.
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>>97900507
Goddamn vostroyans look good in mass. My lgs has a drawer full of old beat up ones. Hopefully in a decade or so if we haven’t all killed eachother and Putin is comfortably dead things will chill out enough that russiabad thinking fades enough to let them get a refresh.
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>>97900507
I can't believe these guys are losing to a single moon's worth of Orks with looted Tau drones.
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>>97900517
I feel like admech or agents are better for that.
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>>97900531
>trap cool lizards under blueberries
classic shit tau idea lol
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>>97900517
Sounds gay and I'm not shitposting. Tbf any "fantasy race but in spaaaace" is lazy so this tq is a bit of a trap, but how would "vampires in spaaaaaace" even be distinct to all the other horrors belumping around the dark of 40K? GSC already do the whole secret infiltration of society and turning of normal humans shtick.
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>>97900535
I think this is the first time I’ve seen sally anon share something resembling an acknowledgment towards politics in this general.
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>>97900552
Naw he admitted to being a limp wristed subhuman commie a while back.
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>>97900535
Don't worry, Planet Vostroya will be destroyed and the models will be refreshed as coming from its sister world Kysliv, where their colors are blue and gold and they maintain the same military disposition. Only now they have ice magic and bears everywhere.
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>>97900471
>What Warhammer Fantasy army would you like to see added to 40k?
Sylvaneth. Cool ghosts and big bugs and treemen add a lot to the wood elf aesthetic.
I'd say Kharadons but that's essentially what Votann are already.
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realistically what stops the imperium from strapping perturabo to a magnet car and sending him back to the warp
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Catachans and Vostroyans should come ASAP.
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A WIP in the style of the collage, I didn't like all the shitting on the wolves so I made a Dark Wolf chaos lord sacrificing a Space Wolf to an altar of Khorne. Made using jakhals, havocs, intercessor bits, the battlefield trophies box and kill team nemesis. Also though about acquiring a Wolf Priest to get the skull wolf head since it's very kino and space barbarian pilled. I should have bought that 180 dollar space wolf battleforce I saw last year.

>>97900494
Like that one guy who modeled mechanicus giant mutants that went rogue.
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>>97900557
>limp wristed subhuman commie
Americans baka... What's the most red white an' blue blooded capitalist shitheap of a faction?
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>>97900471
How crazy would be a Death focused whole front of factions in 40k? Starting with Necrons
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>>97900535
>>97900507
>"a drawer of them"
For sale or just there laying around?
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Thinking of buying my first minis but is $60 a justifiable price for a tactical squad?
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>>97900576
Go ahead champ!
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>>97900576
Yes
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>>97900576
I'd pick something else dude
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>>97900574
Just laying around. The owner’s been in the hobby since before I was an itch in my dad’s balls. I’ll try and grab a pic next time I’m in. They’re pretty busted up. I’m sure if I asked he’d sell them to me.
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>>97900576
>manlet marines
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>>97900559
I wouldn't mind vostroyan rough riders having a scifi bear to ride
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>>97900560
I wanted to argue because fuck age of smegmar, but then I thought about it and some plant-based xenos would be really unique.
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>>97900576
oh no no no no
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>>97900560
>>97900594
Probably the only correct and acceptable answer. Idoneth can look cool too but don't know how well they'd fit
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>>97900601
>Idoneth
>Sylvaneth
>before Lizards or Skavens
Elf fags really are the worst.
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>>97900583
like?
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>>97900594
>>97900560
Yeah, that's what 40k need. An influx of Human Domestication Guide fags. Because furries weren't enough
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>>97900601
Idoneth are basically Dark Eldar. And by basically I mean that you can literally just have a Cabal obsessed with seas aesthetics and they will fit perfectly
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>>97900604
Old ones are a no no for some reason and skaven would make the magic in 40k disappear.
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>>97900604
Dipshit, lizzads in space is done before and boring (also, tarellians?) and they're attempted skaven in space with prude before realising that was a shit idea, nids already do their job and changed them. Sylvaneth and idoneth are much more interesting and unique concepts.
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>>97900604
>furfag thinking he's better than anyone
lmao
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>>97900576
no
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>>97900620
>they're attempted skaven in space with prude
Jfc they* attempted with hrud*
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It took just under a day for the fucking rules lawyers to figure out a way to make the new Combat rules allow you to make it impossible to charge a unit if you zipper two units together in such a way you can't base the back unit but also can't end outside of their 2" engagement range.
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Battle Sister Squad, yea no nay for first kit?
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>>97900576
No and all the people saying go for it are lying to you

1) tactical squad will probably be replaced with a primaris-sized tactical squad in 11th, I would not buy this (the last Firstborn squad) unless you're collecting firstborn in order to play something like 5th edition with your friends like a 30yo boomer.

2) the Armageddon box set is coming out soon enough/next two months. Getting that would be about 1000 points of space marines, the price is expected to be about 260~ bucks but you can split the cost with a friend who wants orks, or just sell the orks online the first week or so because people will be initially overpaying to get their hands on new ork models (don't wait too long because prices for xenos stuff will normalize as demand for SM stuff is greater)

3) Combat Patrols have taken hits recently and the Space marine generic one is kind of shit but are usually a better introduction to the hobby as it costs about 144 bucks on Ebay and 175 from GW stores (WARHAMMER STORES ARE OVERPRICED)

4) don't buy directly from GW they are overpriced. Third parties such as lgses and even amazon/ebay usually have 15-25% discounts, it's like buying toys from FAO Schwartz for 20 bucks when you can get the same toy for 10 bucks from target.

5) https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dawn-of-war-onslaught-games-workshop/1147217925
https://www.target.com/p/games-workshop-dawn-of-war-onslaught-board-game/-/A-94739548

Keep an eye out for this box, currently out of stock, but is randomly restocked. You can get like 150 dollars of miniatures for 50 bucks and will save you time and money.
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>>97900604
Idoneth, Sylvaneth, and Lizards can all theoretically be combined thematically into an Exodites release. Or a Slanni one...
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>>97900609
Wut. If they did add Tree Elves it would be under a leader like Tree Hitler Drycha.
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>>97900604
Idoneth is one of the only cool 'native' Sigmar things, Lizards and Rats are fantasy armies.
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>>97900609
>hears about the idea of humanoid plants being in 40k
>first thought is about the humans fucking the plants
bro, go outside
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>>97900645
You wouldn’t fuck a plant? It’d be a win win.
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>>97900629
>you can't base the back
You don't need to end in base contact when charging in 11"
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>Imperial fists
>Iron hands
>Blood Angels
>Space Wolves

How do we get these chapters relevant enough to be worthy of having their own codex?
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>>97900653
I mean… I 100% would if it was sapient and down for it, but it just wasn’t the first thought that came to my mind when hearing about talking plants in 40K.
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>>97900657
all space marines should be under the same codex
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>>97900638
Human Domestication Guide is a fetish porn fanbase where plant aliens have conquered Earth and spend their time domesticating humans. There are threads on /trash/. I don't want them anywhere near 40k.
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Official app's update is up (16 days behind newrecruit)(every defiler uses the same IW image)
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>>97900668
and all chaos cults
and all ig soldiers
but think about investors, faggot-kun.
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>>97900664
Reminder: there are sapient plants in 40k, but they look like the things in the bottom right of this image. NOT elf spirits with tits like >>97900638
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>>97900679
I think about investors getting sent to the gallows pretty often
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>>97900657
We don't. Abolish separate codexes for marine chapters, put them all back in the one book like they always should have stayed
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>>97900687
Except Space Wolves have always had their own codex ever since codexes were a thing.
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>>97900673
NTA but the fact you know of this and it was your first thought as a reaction to sylvaneth in space is an indicator to go outside for a day
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>>97900690
furry containment has always been and will always be
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>>97900471
>>97900533
i second this anon, gretching revolutionary commitee is the way.
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>>97900696
Going outside would not remove my knowledge of that. What has seen cannot be unseen.
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>>97900690
Huh, so they've always been lame and for raging homos
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>>97900704
Then go fellate a shotgun and don't come back until you've had an explosive epiphany.
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In an ideal world the game would be a narrative simulationist game and the only codexes would be Chaos, Imperium, Eldar, Orks, Tyranids, Necrons, and Mercenaries, but this is not an ideal world.
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>>97900681
I rather have the mech plant lady thank you. Plant cohabitation looks like a choice if they all look like that.
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>>97900713
>The Imperium codex end up having a real life kill count because of the times it fell on a pet or a small kid
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daemons at khaine's gate be like
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>>97900713
What about Votann?
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>>97900681
Tree revenants are sick thoughbeit
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>>97900717
Not really, I think if we're doing a total rewriting of history you could easily get imperium down to like 80ish units without losing anything important.
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>>97900723
Let me guess, you're one of the very vocal anti-guard peeps too?
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>>97900725
stop ban evading
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>>97900727
I'm not him, orbiter just threw that word in cause it's funny to bring up
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can someone explain this "ban evading" meme to me??
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>>97900733
a particular space wolves poster is banned for life but always evades his ban
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>>97900733
Nah
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>>97900713
But I like the T'au.
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>>97900681
I’m such an incel chud I’d go with anything at this point. get me some of that trussy.
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>>97900657
two of those literally have their own codexes.
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>>97900657
Squat the blood angels for real
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>>97900762
>worthy of having
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>love black templars
>hate painting black templars
Why
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>>97900762
Reading comprehension nigga~
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>>97900778
anything with white is aids to paint
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>>97900634
But I want my first minis to be firstborn/s and paint them malevolent
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>>97900783
skill issue
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>>97900784
have you tried time traveling to 2015?
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>>97900784
okay

Well whatever makes you happy, though the same box is available on Amazon for 51 dollars. You will also need to learn how to paint yellow.
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>>97900788
true
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>>97900471
Why do people like Oldcrons over Newcrons? Oldcrons had no personalities or goals except to be another galaxy-wide existential threat when we already had Chaos and the Tyranids
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>>97900657
Just write more stuff about the Iron Hands having an established Rivalry with the Emperors Children and really really wanting to kill them all and then have them being tsundere for Salamanders and Raven Guard. The Iron Hands should actually just be really good at fighting Slaanesh, but I think their only notable lore blurb involving Slaanesh is their obsession with purging themselves of sensation or pleasure crippling their ability to fight daemonettes.
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>>97900803
Because Oldcrons were what was presented in Dawn of War.
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WIP check?
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>>97900811
And that's a good thing
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>>97900823
He's getting there. Gotta clean up a few spots etc.
>Brotherhood Champion that specializes in killing corrupt marines
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>>97900823
your dude looks sick, and I really like the little burn hole you made in the wolf helmet, what chapter is he?
also I haven’t made much in the way of progress lately because I’ve had a busy week, but my boyz are still nearly finished, and then I can paint the individual bits on the table.
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>>97900576
get them from a retailer with a discount
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Chaos Marine fag from /m/ here, I know I'm late to this discussion, but why the hell are Mutilators 200 points for 3? I could get 180, but are they really beyond the level of a winged prince/just under a land raider?
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For the average human, living under Tau rule would be an objective upgrade in living standards, rights and general quality of life! The Tau treat humans living in their empire better than the imperium of "man" treats it's subjects!
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>Iron Hand companies actually function like independent, self sufficient armies
Oh, good, I always found that made more sense than the cod-
>But each company is actually exactly like a standard company in a codex compliant chapter, there's just no promotion system
>Unless you're 1st company. But that's actually a bad thing because the Avernii let Ferrus die.
THAT JUST MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE
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>>97900862
It'd be a fun side story if the T'au propped up some random Psyker kid as being the Starchild/Emperor. I miss the Inquisition vs Sensei plotline.
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>>97900860
While I'm here I got only 320 points left before hitting the 2000 ceiling and I'm wondering what to get to round off my Undivided army:

>Chaos Predator
>Sorcerer
>Dark Apostle
>Maulerfiend
>Possessed squad
>Non-winged Prince
>Vashtor
>Defiler
>Helbrute

Current army is pretty short led by a Termi Sorerer.
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>>97900878
need some grunts, legionaries etc
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>>97900881
I got those down pat.
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>>97900803
Edgelords and nostalgia.
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>>97900875
Didn;t they think the first space marine they encountered was the emperor
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>>97900878
wait is that the list of options?
Not you posting your army?
how are we supposed to suggest anything if we dont know what you have?
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>>97900862
xeno propaganda, I've got news for you princess, there is no such a thing as good or bad, right or wrong, life is like a parasyte upon the face of the universe it only perpetuates by any means neccesary and only uses vessels such as you to do so, there is no you you're just a bunch of electrical impulses trapped within an cluster of living cells. The universe doesn't care you nor me it's only chaos.
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>>97900887
At work atm
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>>97900886
Nah, they thought the first Slaaneshi Chaos Lord they fought was Slaanesh.
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>>97900878
Maulerfiend because they're cool, doesn't matter what else you have, you should get a dog. He will eat tanks for you.
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>>97900862
I know people joke about it a lot but something about the way this guy drew the T'au nose slit on this particular piece is just very... suspicious.
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>>97900875
If it's just some tidbit in the codex about a random world:
>rally tons of humans around him
>kid loses control and bursts into daemons
>all the followers become Chaos cultists
>entire sept lost and the Ethereals take psykers more seriously
If it's an important, detailed campaign:
>Tau have actually mastered psychic disciplines through the Greater Good and psykers in the empire are (in fluff) immune to the perils of the Warp while also adopting teachings from different cultures and races to expand their skill and knowledge
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>>97900823
WIP on this ranger and his backpack
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>>97900888
Wew talked like a true edgelord puppet... Really fitting Perturabo faggot.
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>>97900888
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i kinda want to start collecting orks, but i want to know

what kits do you think are in danger of dissapearing?

i want to know which i should get first in case they dissapear forever. i care more about models than i do about rules by a country mile, and i would be sad about missing out on some models forever like i did the old shushing snikrot.

i know an ork refresh is likely coming up, so which kits do i focus on first so i dont miss them forever?
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>>97900823
>>97900843
Both of these look terrible
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>>97900907
It is what it is faggot xeno worshipper, there is only chaos but amidst all that chaos there also is my will and it stands with the emperor and his dream not with the imperium nor any of it's regents.
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The only faction that understands 40k universe. Period.
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Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
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>>97900921
That's just the Imperium but bug themed
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>>97900921
Tyranid vanguard?
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>>97900916
>t.seething decalnigger
also stop ban evading, faggot
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Real freak show hours right now
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Knightfaggots.

I played (and got stomped) by a knight army the other day.
My opponent, despite being in engagement range of troops, fired his blast weapon at another target across the board. As far as I remember, you cannot fire blast weapons when in combat.
Is this some knight rules shit or did they cheat?
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>>97900657
>IF
Squat the custodes. Have them go full traitor over "le grater good" and make the fists the new defenders of terra. Because they actually do their jobs.
>SW
Bring about actual consequences for being pseudo heretics. Oh you want to worship your fenrisian world spirits? ok. Now you have to fight wolf deamons. Make them have to choose between Terra or Fenris.
>BA
Have guilliman go crazy with power and make the BA be the driving force for the opposite side in the civil war. Loyalists in name vs loyalists at heart.
>IH
Make them the goto kitbash faction for space marines. Make it a big deal that they give no fucks about "le purity of humanity" and make it so they can field any wacky cybernetics you can imagine. DON'T have them get all reflective and emotional like the redditors want. DOUBLE DOWN on the insanity because insanity and mental illness is what makes factions entertaining.
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>>97900823
The Greenstuff I used has yet to fully cure, but I'll probably start priming and painting tomorrow with luck. Excited for my first collage entry.
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>>97900848
Homebrew CSM :)
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>>97900941
https://wahapedia.ru/wh40k10ed/the-rules/core-rules/#Big-Guns-Never-Tire

He was supposed to shoot the units he's engaged with only. Blast weapons are stopped unless it's like a solo vindicator or leman russ demolisher that has a rule that lets them.
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>>97900943
>Reddit Piece
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>>97900941
Look up “Big guns never tire” rule
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>>97900949
Do knights have miniguns? They look dope here, also I didn’t know they could bend their legs. Looks dope.
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>>97900958
CK get a minigun, but I made that one out of 3 Helverin autocannons.
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>>97900952
??? Completely wrong, you can shoot whoever you want, you don't need to shoot whoever you're engaged with. The only restriction is that you can't shoot an enemy you're engaged with with blast weapons.
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>>97900943
>Have guilliman go crazy with power
There's a lot of dumb takes in this post but this is truly the most flawed and shows off a tertiary level understanding of the lore. Please never post lore discussion again
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>>97900941
Vehicles and monsters can shoot anything when engaged by an enemy unit, but they can't use blast weapons on units within engagement range.
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>>97900941
He was right
>t.ProfessionalKnightsPlayer
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>>97900914
boyz and any models that use the boyz as a frame, so burna boyz and lootas are also included. weirdboy, warboss with attack squig, and grots are in the starter box, so they’ll likely also be gone. nobz, and nob warbikers are also likely on their way out soon because they’re really outdated, but that’s not an immediate concern. another one that’s just a feeling on my part, but the big ‘ed boss bunka is pretty unpopular, and I figure it’ll go to legends soon.
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>>97900941
If they have more than one ranged weapon, they can target stuff not in engagement range and it's only targets that ARE within engagement range that blast weapons cannot target. So I don't think so.
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>>97900978
>Professional
>Player
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>>97900978
I wouldn't trust someone banned from their LGS
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>>97900978
Vomit frog . Gif
>
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>>97900988
>>97900989
Can we see your Knights?
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>>97900978
>Professional
You get paid to play 40K? Where, how, by who?
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>>97900978
>only ever plays with one "person"
>professional
heh
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MODS!
RANGEBAN THE DECALFAG!
AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
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>>97900895
Alright, thanks. Now that leaves only 185 points to spend.
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>Dante, you and the Blood Angels must be the stewards of the dark half of the galaxy
>Also, you have to come back to Armageddon in force (don't worry about defending the other half of the galaxy)
retards
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>>97901006
Without knowing anything about your army, I just know that possessed are really good in CSM. Ideally led by a master of possessions.
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>>97900925
In your anus?
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>>97900978
>Professional
>Child miniature game
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>>97900967
You need to re-read it, I made it easier. I spent time so you don't have to.
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>>97901005
Enjoy your vacation scumbag
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>>97901016
Please answer, Mr ProfessionalKnightsPlayer >>97900993
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Pick 3 factions
>Fix the lore of one
>Fix the rules of one
>Fix the models of one
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>>97900978
please refer to:
>>97901015
You've been knighting wrong. The exception is only for being able to shoot into your own melee. Which blocks blast weapons without a special rule.
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>>97901028
It was just a figure of speech
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>>97901015
Big guns never tire doesn't say the vehicle/monster must shoot the unit they're in engagement range of, only that they can.
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>>97901015
No, you need to re-read it. "Monster and vehicle units are eligible to shoot in their controlling player's shooting phase even while they are within engagement range of one or more enemy units." Full stop. You can shoot in your shooting phase even when engaged. No mention of shooting against units within engagement range, you can just shoot. And the thing about blast weapons only says you can't shoot against engaged units, nothing about shooting non-engaged units. You're straight up wrong.
Look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cyX4iTStRA
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>>97900978
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SMfags and non-SMfags what Loyalist chapters would (You) keep and what chapters would (You) squat?

>keep
ultras
salamanders
dark angels
white scars
raven guard

>squat
iron hands
space wolves
blood angels
imperial fists
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>>97901015
incorrect
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>>97901010
Off the top of my head: 10 legionnaires, 5 havocs, 5 raptors, 3 bikers, 2 obliterators, 1 venomcrawler, 5 terminators, 1 warpsmith, 1 terminator sorcerer, 1 rhino, 1 vindicator, and 1 land raider.

No I don't know the exact weapons off the top of my head, no marks atm, and I already have a big army of chaos daemons (all pre-2017 models) including 2 chaos spawn if I need to draw from those.
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>>97901059
Forgot to include 5 chosen
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>>97901055
>Keep
All successor chapters
>Squat
All first founding chapters
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>>97901059
Yeah you should get some possessed, they're great. Also warp talons are cool, I just like them personally, but you already have raptors.
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>>97901035
You’re literally clueless, can I see your Knights please?
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>>97901055
Squat them all, 10k years later all first foudnings should have died out
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>>97901037
Nah, it was blatant misuse of a word that shows a school level comprehension of english
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>>97901015
Stuff like this is why I think they never had to remove vehicle facings, the scatter die, templates, etc. The current edition still has tons of stuff to argue over.
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>>97900978
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>>97901055
Why would you squat 2 of the most popular chapters in the game?
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>>97901055
I pretty much agree with you but if i have to choose one and one for example
MUST KEEP
Dark Angels

MUST SQUAT
Space Wolves
I think is an improvement for 40k
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>>97901031
>Fix the lore of one
I like the Grey Knight aesthetic outside of dreadknights but they're huge snowflakes and they're terrible for creating "Your Dudes" So I'd change the lore to just make it Deathwatch but for more customizable cross chapter Brotherhoods of Librarians for fighting other Psykers, Daemons and generally venturing into the Warp for shenanigans.
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there is any sense in keeping white scars? seriously asking.
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>>97900978
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>>97901090
Mongols are cool
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>>97901083
That's not at all debatable unless you're esl or a complete retard
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>>97901031
>Fix Lore
Whole Eldar factions
>Fix rules
Imperial agents, is a disgrace
>Fix the models
Dark Eldar obviously
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>>97901090
Dont scars start off as red and then fade to a skin tone shade over time?
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>>97901096
Likewise, things like templates, scatter die, and vehicle facings were easily debateable unless you're a complete argumentative retard.
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>>97901090
fast as fuck mounted mongols are rad
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>>97901093
in this future sci fi opera? i dont think so..
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>>97901090
they’re already a first founding chapter, so there’s no getting rid of them.
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Space Wolves could be erased tomorrow and no one but a bunch of furry assholes would bat an eye.
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If all the space marines fought all the Imperial Guard on one planet, who wins?
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>>97901103
nah
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>>97901110
true. literally no one like space wolves
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>>97901114
IG and its not even close
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Whats the point of the beak in MKV armor?
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>>97901114
I'm not sure all the IG could fit on one planet.
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>>97901114
Reddit tier vague question. All marines and all guard in the whole universe? They wouldn't even fit on one planet
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>>97901118
Google is free
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>>97901114
Space Marines fag, Which faction you think the protagonist of this setting?
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>>97901118
MKV is a image file format, it doesn't have a beak.
If you meant MkVI it's for sensors.
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>>97901067
Will do, thank you. A d with that choice only a regular sorcerer, dark apostle, and master of possession remain.
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>>97901130
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>>97900943
I thought space wolves had their own codex, they have so many unique units and are counted separately from other marines in lists.
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>>97901129
>>97901132
MKVII my bad
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How many Space Wolves even are there? And why does everyone hate them, there must be a reason besides furries.
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>>97901149
Holy shit I'm beyond retarded, MKVI
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>>97901116
>>97901110
Imagine being this retarded
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>>97901055
I don't like Space Marines when their whole thing is just "Culture in SPACE" so Space Wolves, White scars, and Ultramarines are a Squat. I don't think open minded goody two shoes fit if you're a Space Marine so I don't personally like Salamanders or Raven Guard. Salamanders ride the line better though so they can stay. If I wanted Cyborgs I'd just play the Mechanicum and Iron Hands are already less relevant than many minor chapters so they're out. I don't personally like Blood Angels because I find that Dark Angels do the "Super Shameful Secret" thing in a more interesting way even if the reason is more retarded. So I'd squat Bloodies.
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>>97901154
"I have viking blood in me!"
>anyone with a hint of scandanavian blood in them
That's why.
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>>97901154
We've been over this
>biggest glup shitto subfaction next to Ultras
>worst, most derivative and uninspired version of vikingr ever
>Wolfram Wolferson with his wolf pelt and helmet ride a big wolf into battle
They're cringe fucking incarnate
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>>97901031
>Lore
Give Votann more of a presence, more established conflicts with other factions, and more cultural problems than “our AI gods don’t work right anymore.” Also, establish more Chaos Votann.
>Rules
Not exactly a rules fix, but I’d give more unique units and rules for each Ork clan
>Models
Add human auxiliaries to Tau, make it more plausible to build an army of diverse races working together. Unrelately, add more psykers with runes to Votann.
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>>97901165
The bar is lower these days
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>>97901160
in lore there’s more advanced sensors inside the beak. its why raven guard love them so much. the real reason space marines are meant to be space knights, and knights liked to wear the pig faced bascinet which has a huge beak.
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>>97901154
They are shit, the theme is bland and attracts the worst kind of faggots, simple as.
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>>97901177
>in a low gruff american biker voice
Sorry brother.
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>>97900978
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>>97900969
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ULTRAMARINES INTERESTING!
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>>97901133
A MoP or Sorcerer I can see for thematic reasons, but I less you're running Word Bearers who the hell uses a Dark Apostle?
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The only way to make Girlyman and Ultratards interesting is with a Civil War ala Rome, yes.
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>>97901206
>Unless
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>>97901198
I mean by the nature of their very tacticool "jack of all trades" geneseed, no you can't. They will always be the generic poster boy marines. But also
>finally get a pragmatic character
>in opposition to all the fanatics and delulu already in 40K
>NOOOOOO MAKE HIM FANATICAL AND DELULU!!!!11!1!1!11!!!
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Any suggestions for the littlee shields and squares on the bottom of the banner? If I can’t think of anything I’ll just copy the box art
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>>97901226
look up your own family heraldry of your last name
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>>97901206
Word Bearers are my second favorite legion after the Iron Warriors. I'm a sucker for magi-tech fusions.
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>>97900471
>What Warhammer Fantasy army would you like to see added to 40k? Chaos Dwarves, Wood Elves, Lizardmen, Skaven, Beastmen, or anything else?
I would say "Soon" like I usually do but there are already Necrons. To be fair, how would an actual undead themed army work in 40k? A Nurgle zombie virus like Poxwalkers? If I were to make it interesting, though unlikely to be successful, I'd make it not human undead but xenos undead composed of tons of species genocided by the Imperium or others. Something about their hate bringing them back. Or failing all that, we'll just steal from Destiny and say the Eldar are so desperate to repopulate or get more numbers that we have Scorn now.

I would also look to AoS Undead if we're doing GW properties because quite frankly, even as someone who misses Tomb Kings, I admit GW regularly mishandles so many WHFB factions that there are many AoS factions that've been done better justice. I'd be the first to not want WHFB back the way it ended just because of how downright bad lots were. Ending WHFB IMO indirectly raised WHFB's reputation because more talk is about what would've been or even praising models and units hated during their time than acknowledgement how shit things were then. And I'm 100% not a fan of both AoS rumors or what I've seen in TOW either. Feels like a zombified botched recreation comparable to 9th Age and other fangames built more on butthurt and hate for AoS than love for WHFB,
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Do Blood Ravens deserve their own rules and mini-codex?
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>>97901251
I would really like to see Soulblight translated into 40k (real vampires i mean not the twilight BA faggotry)
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gonna work on my collage entry this weekend.
been taking a break from 4chins and painting, but it's about time to start up again
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>>97901259
No individual chapter does.
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>>97901262
And what role/gap would they fill that isn't already taken by GSC and Night Lords?
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>>97901168
>>97901165
>>97901177
None of these people own any models
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>>97901274
But I do anon, check out this sick rhino
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>>97901278
my guess you are the anti black poster
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>>97901278
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>>97900823
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>>97901293
I think the decalposer 3d prints his stuff.
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>>97901278
Why do you always post this heavily edited photo? Its not funny and it proves you have no models of your own.
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>>97901307
>heavily edited
Kek, not even and it proves nothing
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>>97901031
>Fix the lore of one
Marines get fixed by undoing primarishit.
>Fix the rules of one
Sisters get fixed so flamers, bolters of all varieties etc. are actually useful and fun so the nuns with guns army get to actually be a nuns with guns army instead of a discount melee army. Also proper character and wargear rules are added while the dependency on having to run special characters is removed.
>Fix the models of one
All guard regiments that used to have models get 100% faithful plastic releases. Also the new sentinel gets reverted to the previous non-rounded design and the rogal dorn is removed while the macharius gets plastic.
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>>97901099
Nah if they are bad enough they stay somewhat red for life. I’ve had these for over a decade.
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>>97901251
We can't copy Destiny again. We already have Votann.
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>>97901324
those are stretch marks, dummy
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>>97901324
Look up what Gangreen is.
Summary is: You need Vitamin C or your collagen that replaces skin tissue for scars begins to break down.

Good enough vitamin C will start making all scars skin colored. That's a first sign. I had a knee scrape that wouldn't stop making calice until I started up a decent Vitamin C regimen. My pink scars started turning skin colored again.
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>>97901324
Bio oil fixes that shit right up btw
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>>97901272
NTA but there's not much in necromancers making an army of their enemies in 40k. That said, I don't know how that'd mechanically work. It would at best be souping existing armies or a fleshy verson of Ork looting. It also wouldn't make sense for Necrons or Daemons to have zombie versions. It's a hard sell niche that'd be impractical.
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>>97901335
I got mauled by a bear dude
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>>97901321
>nuns with guns army instead of a discount melee army
Will the changes to 11th create a close-quarters environment where meltas and flamers are more useful? Or will it truly be a melee edition like doomsayers predict?
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>>97901348
Oh so you’re a twink, either way don’t talk about how you’re getting manhandled by your top.
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When was the last time GW made a model of the MC of a book series not in Horus Heresy?
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>>97901346
We have necrons and nurgle for "shambling undead". We have genestealers and tau for societal infiltration and turning of local populace. We have NL and BA for vampiric/bat aesthetics. There's zero need for "vampires in spaaaace"
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>>97901346
>Necrons
>Wraithbone armies
>nurgle
>mind controlled guard, official visual film lore from GW
Just... look up 40k zombies.
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>>97901354
Speaking of models from book series, 2026 Black Library Celebration is rumored to be the black MC from Mike Brook's Alpha Legion series. How much is that model going to get trashed?
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>>97901356
Even soul sucking vampires?
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>>97901346
>making an army of their enemies
>anon describing mechanics being souping existing armies & which ones wouldn't work
>>97901358
>Just... look up 40k zombies.
>listing anything but what other post said about making a mixed faction of skeles
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>>97901366
Yes? Well maybe not souls but they'll zucc something for sure
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I too don't read before I reply.
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Any good?
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>>97901364
Probably not at all because I assume there’s only like 20 people out there that will read a book if it’s written by Mike Brooks. It’ll probably fall into obscurity
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>>97901251
If you're doing Scorn, make them centered around pic. He was the most interesting Baron.
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>>97901278
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>>97901218
>Finally get a pragmatic character.
Khan
Corax
Emperor
Tau
Any named guardsmen character cept maybe yarrik
Early magnus
ANY PoV straightman character used in a 40k book
Any named eldar character
Bile
Cawl
Trazyn
Probably the silent king.
Situationally Abbadon
Situationally pert
Situationally huron

In fact if it's a named character that's not an outright villain they're probably going to be using their head

I'm going to have to ask you for your definition of """"practical"""" how autistic are we talking here?
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>>97901375
God Knights suck.
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>>97900943
We both know GW would rather hang themselves then try to do anything interesting with the IF and IH.
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>>97901423
That piano would resell for 80% of its cost almost immediately. Has a backup of parts makers and restoration specialists.
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>>97900803
>wacky guys who do marvel quirk lines whose hyped up eldritch king is a jobber vs. slaves to hungering star gods and enigmatic overlords supported by a plot to necronize humans
well gee I wonder why one appeals to reddit and one appeals to people with taste.
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>>97901408
The most interesting thing the 8.perial fists ever did was spawn the Crimson Fists
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>>97901390
Do these models have stars for the table top? Also, they made a whole squad of of minis for the book Hell's Last. Don't tell me these are all women.
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>>97901423
Warhammer is only expensive if you collect multiple armies. Some people collect like 10+ armies which is insane. If you stick to 1 or even 2 armies it's cheaper than video games.
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>>97901407
>Right: You, a skinny tacticool ultrafag
>Left: The Custode chad she tells you not to worry about
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>>97901431
>piano
you're quite the expert I see
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>>97900943
>insanity and mental illness is what makes factions entertaining.
also it's what I find attractive in women
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>>97901438
I collected nearly 2k points of darkeldarquins but it only cost me like 200 bucks because I got shit for free kek. And then 6000 points of chaos.
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>>97901423
>>97901438
This, chasing competitive dragon or have little to no autocontrol leads to WH being expensive, if you stick with an army, use your head and buy what you need, finish your fucking models before going for others 40k is not that expensive.
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>>97901443
https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-men-who-fetishise-and-date-mentally-ill-women-depressed-anxiety/
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>>97901402
>Khan
>Emperor
>Early magnus
Talking about 40K here and not 30K, HH-let.

>Tau
>Eldar
Don't get books, and I wouldn't count "muh prophecies" eldar.

>all these literally who's
Point is Guilliman is pragmatic, disillusioned with the Imperial faith/creed AND in an immense position of power to do stuff about it, and he is interesting in how he contrasts to the 40K universe at large. Bile, Cawl and Trazyn are comparable, although are nulore that came at the same time/after Guilliman was reintroduced. In any case, turning Guilliman into yet another rabid power mad dictator would be boring as bat shit
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>>97900803
It's just "old thing good," simple as. Midcrons (as the metal tyranids were not truly the oldest iteration) were thoroughly mediocre, and it was reflected in their popularity, or lack thereof.
>>97900811
So this, mainly. And the fact that Midcrons made a better NPC faction for Imperiumfags to dunk on. So anons like this, >>97901434 who have never owned a Necron mini, get angry about people liking them now.
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Are people who want Sanguinius and Ferrus Manus to be revived the 40k equivalent of Disney adults? As in, people who just clap like seals and nod their heads whenever they see recognizable characters and don't care about the integrity of fiction?
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>>97901456
>vice
>first paragraph is wrong
Imagine she's hot and spontaneous, maybe her dad is dead but he was rich and she's afraid of cock but she needs it like a drug. And then one night you're roused from your sleep and she's standing over you with a knife screaming in your ear because she had a dream you cheated on her and your phone screen is on because you got a text or something. Hot.
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>>97901469
I accidentally misread that as Destiny adults.
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>>97901463
Uh oh reddit melty
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>>97900803
Some people are okay with their army being cosmic horrors that don't have a bunch of named characters and melodrama. Tyranids are cool, despite not having "personality".
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>>97901456
>vice
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>>97900803
They're Destinyfags
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>>97900576
$60 is a bit much, see if anyone's clearing out stock.
Don't buy Primaris that stuff is garbage and poison for the soul
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>>97901484
The sad part is that this nigga ain't even trolling and thinks he's giving good advice
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>>97901469
Yes, but that could be applied to any marine fag.
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>>97900823
I am once again posting progress on my chinork warkopta scratchbuild.
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No one actually buys from GW directly right? There's literally no reason when you get a flat 20% off across the board from discount retailers
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>>97901186
I know you’re American. Not from your voice but because you think black Africans populated North Africa
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>>97901165
>>anyone with a hint of scandanavian blood in them
Even the gopniks?
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>>97901516
The filename says African Vikings. Is it your enlightened thirdie opinion that North Africans don't count as Africans?
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>>97901538
The meme is that it’s a black as night subsaharan that was cast in that Swedish commercial to say “ our Viking ancestors “. How autistic are you?
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/40kg/ - genealogy and vampires
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>>97901469
yes but you can also apply this to anyone who wants loyalist and/or dead primarchs to come to the 40k era setting
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>>97901510
There's stuff you can only buy through GW tho, at least in my country
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>>97901567
Sad right?
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This is how I Space Wolves.
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wait what happens if an imperial guard regiment gets sent to a planet with the completely wromg biome they're used to?

like valhallans being sent to a planet like tatooine, or catachans being sent to somewhere like hoth
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>>97901585
I'm not upset, just disappointed
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>>97901586
Explains why Russ gets his back blown out so much
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>>97901586
Where butt-drilled wolves enter in all this?
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>>97901510
I bought a couple of these direct since I wanted to finish a couple old kits. Not sure if you can even order them through a LGS.
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>>97901598
recasters sometime does this sprue
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>>97901587
>what happens
They fight? Albeit a little more uncomfortably. What else would happen? Go and read some Ciaphis Cain, literally happens in the first book
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Imperial Fists primaris intercessors
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>>97901458
>Talking about 40K here and not 30K, HH-let.
Nice goalpost move fag

>Don't get books, and I wouldn't count "muh prophecies" eldar.
Yes they do get books. You just don't read them. Because they are boring.
>Point is Guilliman is pragmatic, disillusioned with the Imperial faith/creed
Like most named characters in 40k. In fact believing in the standard imperial creed is the mark of a npc in 40k.

>AND in an immense position of power to do stuff about it
No he isn't!
1. Why would GW make a character that is actually able to FIX the imperium who's main trait is that it IS BROKEN and FAILING
2. If they did for some reason make such a gary stu setting-suicider why would they actually use him for the intended purpose?!
3. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT THAT?!

This is end times tier logic.
He's not fixing the imperium. He's gonna bitch, fight some named characters and that's it. That's all he can do.

>Bile, Cawl and Trazyn are comparable, although are nulore that came at the same time/after Guilliman was reintroduced
He blends in to the universe at large. His personality is indistinguishable from the three characters you have just mentioned

> turning Guilliman into yet another rabid power mad dictator would be boring as bat shit
We rarely have any power mad dictators in 40k! (ironically)

What happened to space Julius Ceaser? What happened to space rome?
>Make him take supreme emergency power
>Make put people on a space cross.
>Make him get seduced by a foreign power (like Yvraine was supposed to do)
>Have him get betrayed and stabbed by his closest peers.

This isn't "rome" At best he's Karl Franz in space.
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>>97901587
Happens a few times in the Cain books. They try to adapt, like the Valhallans are so used to cold that they go borderline shirtless at mild weather.
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>>97901586
I don't understand the point of this rant when the Norwegians were specifically given Normandy to stop them from continuing to raid France, and later both the Danes, Norwegians and Normans all gangbanged England. There were multiple norse invader kingdoms like the Kingdom of the Isles or the Kingdom of Dublin and the first and only emperor of Ireland, Brain Bored, died trying to remove them from Ireland. The Norse likewise founded the Rurikid dynasty that became the early royalty of the hohols and ziggers and likewise the Normans later took over sicily and invaded byzantium. They even found ways to get to the caspain sea and raid Persia.

In fact the entire post is strange, we have an entire record of norse colonies and invasions as far west as Newfoundland and as far south as Baghdad.
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>>97901587
catachuds are kept warm by their desire for bloodshed
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>>97901586
I like the part where Normans and their descendants replaced the Anglo-Saxons as the ruling class of England. William the Conqueror.
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>>97901624
>Baghdad
Brown space vikings are based on truth, lmao chuds
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>>97900589
>manlet marines
>post chaos manlets
Pot meet kettle
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>>97901586
How do I 40k Varangian Guard?
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>>97901650
Begone Momoi poster.
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Bros I am loving the new Guard vehicles, I've wanted a fast light tank sort of thing and the Hippogriff is pretty much just that. Centaur seems cool too, but other than stuffing it full with some HWTs I don't see why I'd use it over the Chimeras I already have with Kasrkin/Combat Engineers.
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>>97901669
I don't have a thing against manlets in general, but the tac squad box truly is a sad and undesirable prospect in 2026 that's only being bought by nostalgiafags and newfags who don't know better. Mk7 and 8 always looked trashy and uggo with the scowly D:< plus they have shit posing and are potentially going to be squatted. Chaos manlets at least got their posing and scale corrected with more recent releases.
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>>97901650
salamanders really are just quietly the best chapter
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>>97901700
Wrong. They’re too on the nose. The daemonic looking burny guys are actually the nicest? What a fucking copout you lazy bitch. Also their whole thing is dumb, iron hands are better smiths, dark angels have more rare artifacts and fancy stuff, ultramarines fight better. Hell space wolves are usually nice too so they don’t even have that.
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>>97901683
I like them too, but I'd have thought GW would lean more into their role as lightweight fast scout vehicles by at least giving the Centaur a Scout move. Sure, just load it with Scout infantry, but then a Chimera would also benefit.
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>>97901624
>emperor of Ireland
literally no such thing ever existed, retard
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>>97900803
I like Chaos Androids.
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>>97901740
I'm the emperor of fucking your mom.
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>>97901740
Also if you've never heard of Boru referred to as Imperator Scotorum you clearly have never read about the subject and you're a fag.
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>>97901725
>too on the nose
>likes space wolves
uh huh
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>>97901683
I would have liked it more if they gave the tires some kind of protector or something. I dunno. It just doesnt feel right or warhammer for that matter.
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>>97901753
literally no one ever referred to him as an emperor outside of someone sucking his cock in a manuscript
he was just a high king, no more
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>>97901762
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Give me Ideas for a defiler kitbash!
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>>97901771
Make it a big meaty phallus so you can slap your dick down on the table and show everyone in your FLGS who's boss
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>>97901754
I don’t much care for the yiffs either, I’m just saying the scalies aren’t any better or even the best.
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>>97901725
>The daemonic looking burny guys are actually the nicest?
yes
that's the point
the point is that outward appearance and inward thoughts are not the same
that's the moral nigga
they have charcoal skin and fiery red eyes but they care for humanity the most because the outward ugliness conceals inner goodness
it's a tale as old as the written word
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>>97901768
I can write a manuscript calling myself Emperor of Europe
doesn't make it true
Cope harder, faggot.
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>be me
>a watery tart threw a scimitar at me
I am now an emperor.
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>>97901725
>Also their whole thing is dumb
>neglects to mention fire
???

>>97901784
Tbf I think that being a tale as old as time is anon's main point, it's expected
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>>97901771
Put guilliman's head on it
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>>97901796
>it's expected
the classics are classics for a reason
some concepts are so universal to the human condition they never go out of fashhion
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>>97901796
>it's expected
Cliches become cliches for a reason, anon.
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>>97901793
>watery tart
Don't know why exactly but this cracked me up, thanks anon
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>Don't know why exactly
this HAS to be bait
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>>97901805
Dennis
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>>97901805
watch monty python
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>>97901801
>>97901802
Hey I like sallies, it's cool to have at least one chapter who actually cares about citizens and their pyro fetish is fun. I'm just pointing out that being cliche was anon's core argument against them
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>>97901813
Clichés =/= Bad
Sometimes familiarity is best
Balancing the familiar with new ideas is the key to good writing
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>>97901818
Again, you're trying to argue with the wrong person
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>>97901321
>mecharius in plastic
I don't even collect guard but I would cum instantly if the mecharius got a plastic release, same with the eldar superheavy tanks.
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>>97901784
Naw uggos are always evil.
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>>97901782
You posted this image without comment but now it begs the question of why Navigators have a model but not Niggasars.
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>>97901812
Oh fuck it's been ages since I have, forgot that was where it was from kek

>>97901810
>>97901811
Pic
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>>97901821
I am fucking drunk posting at 11PM and I will fight people over my nigga Vulkan
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>Pic
nigga
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>>97901834
So take it up with >>97901725
Don't shoot the messenger sallybro
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>drinking on a thursday
grim
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>>97901834
>>97901821
>>97901818
Dance puppets dance!
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>>97901844
>people MUST conform to the Mon-Fri 9-5
>no other schedules exist
>now conform to societal expectations!
Are you going to keep vaguely replying to posts without links like a fag for the rest of this thread or?
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>>97901844
Oh fuck I thought it was friday. Not even him but im also chugging some coors.
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Goodnight /40kg/ May tomorrow be better for all of us.
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>>97901853
But anon, it is Friday
>coors
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>>97901844
>>97901853
I am also chugging coors. Is it over for me?
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>>97901859
What do you mean?
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>>97901864
Do we really have so many rednecks itt?
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>>97901831
Because Navigators
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only if it pisses you off
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>>97901864
I'm drinking the finest fenrisian mead myself brother
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>>97901844
I’d say drinking alone is more grim than drinking at night. that shit will wear off in the morning, but drinking just to drink is just plain weird.
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>>97901878
>I’d say drinking alone is more grim
: (
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>>97901878
Yeah cause it's not like alcohol has any mind altering properties that people may find fun and helps them relax. It's widely known drinking does nothing of note when you're not with others
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>>97901870
but what does space sukuna actually do for the imperium? It's like the random imperial navy stuff. What's the point of a subfaction that exists to do nothing.
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>>97901834
last time I drunkposted it was saturday adn then I got banned from several streamer chats on twitch and didn't realize it until 2 weeks later because I had no memory of it.
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>>97901884
also drinking alone at home allows you to avoid things like accidentally committing crimes or getting into altercations when another drunk decides to start shit with you at the bar for reasons.
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>Coors
>twitch
I'm never taking a post calling a model design shit/ugly seriously again, you guys have no taste
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stop ban evading
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>>97901901
well, what’s a good beer to drink that ain’t trash, city slicker?
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>>97901907
>t.nomodels
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>>97901904
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>>97901870
>tfw it's a guarantee Mappa'll upscale Gojo into time dilating with blue's gravity
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>>97901913
In America? Very little desu, go look for me yuro imports
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>>97901904
How are you this far in the hobby and not able to scrape the seam lines? it takes 5 minutes max to prep your model for painting.
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>>97901925
if you find it that distracting I suggest you find a good mental health professional
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lol
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>>97901927
find a good hobby knife, faggot
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>>97901925
Inb4
>they're not visible from tabletop! (they are)
>people irl compliment them! (ofc people are always nicer to one's face)

>>97901927
Oh that's a different one, shame it's a shit excuse
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>>97901927
All you do is get the dull side of the hobby knife and lightly scrape the lines.
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Whole bunch of talking and very little model postin I must say...
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We have Robby and Lion. Who’s the next Primarch to return?
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stop ban evading
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You say a lot of pointless shit and verbal diarrhoea so who cares
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>>97901942
Leman of course and then the Khan.
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>>97901942
The Khan.
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heehee
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>>97901951
>nomodels trash talk
/yawn
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I literally just hate eldar.
I don't have any other politics.
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>>97901904
Imagine being some useless Xeno trash and seeing this force drop in from orbit and start charging you...fucking badass goosebumps
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>>97901959
>/yawn
Holy reddit
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>>97901951
What am I missing?
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>>97901975
nothing he's just being a prick
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Zerg > Tyranids

Corrupting existing creatures into the Swarm to be violent monstrous versions of themselves is better than consciously adapting and just eating your enemies. Having only organic weapons is cooler than bio-guns and bio-swords. I’ll admit the Zerg characters mostly suck, though.
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>>97901975
MMMMOULDY MOULDY MOULD!!!!!! Holy fucken mould lines all over that shit cuh
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GW should make a side 40k game based on 3-4th edition rules that allows you to use current models in it. Like port the profiles backwards, and just have them use the base 3-4th edition rules. They could sell it as their narrative/rpg hybrid game. Then tourney fags would be happy playing 11th and those of us who want SOVL could play the sidegame. No Horus Heresy is not that game.
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>>97902010
The only problem, as we've seen with TOW, is that GW will still want to change it up enough that it's kinda borked and doesn't entirely resemble whatever older edition they're trying to emulate. Otherwise I'm entirely with you, I'd love if there was a "retro edition" and everything new they released came with a suitable stat block to slot into it. Inb4 >just play the older editions! we all know the vast majority of fags at game stores will not touch games that aren't actively supported
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>>97901859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDTQgyD8PSE
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When a Dark Eldar dies and isn’t resurrected by a Homunculi, which is most of them besides the important or powerful ones, doesn’t his soul get eaten by Slaanesh? Don’t most Dark Eldar thus have obvious incentive to fuck off?
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>>97902027
>The only problem, as we've seen with TOW, is that GW will still want to change it up enough that it's kinda borked and doesn't entirely resemble whatever older edition they're trying to emulate.
I play TOW extensively and am quite happy with it. Other than the magic system being shrimplified the rest really does a great job emulating and even building upon older editions.

I would kill for something like TOW for 40k. I feel like all GW would need to do would be to provide a secondary dataslate for this alternative editions stat profiles. I think a lot of grogs like myself wouldn't even care if they didn't balance it well, because as we've seen with TOW, grog communities can and do comp/police themselves. GW said a bunch of armies are Legends equivalents. The rest of the community has collectively decided to ignore that and they are included in the game and allowed at all tourneys that aren't run at Warhammer World regardless.

It wouldn't even be that much effort. Just introducing two profiles per new release instead of 1. Don't even rework the 4th edition core rules, just port units to that ruleset. Easy.
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>>97901904
On your next knight your transfers should say "6 7". That would be pretty cool I think
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>>97902050
67? seems random, probably won't happen.
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>>97902054
Nah it's a pretty common and cool military designator number
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Can Tyranids be corrupted by Chaos? Like if one eats a CSM.
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>>97902061
Anon I am a thousand times smarter than your smartest ancestors. Go back to your jungle.
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>>97902067
Gene stealer cults got corrupted once but that was because they got transferred to the garden of nurgle or something.
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>>97901301
Those thighs are gonna make me act up
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>>97902067
I think there's been a few references to it? But it's rare/old lore tidbits, I feel like the shadow in the warp has some effect at stopping it from happening too much.

>>97902072
Rude and harsh, what did I do?
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>>97902080
anon you know damn well 67 is some new beta/zeta/Grenada tier ridiculousness and I won't have it anywhere near my models.
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>>97902090
>beta/zeta/Grenada
Jfc you really are out of touch with reality huh
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Why doesn’t gw ignore black library and just make comics? No one reads anymore.
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>>97902105
Um, anon? They do...
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>>97902092
do you keep up with the new stupid acronyms for each generation?
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>>97902107
Where?
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>>97902112
Sure, it's not like it's difficult. Were you not just trying to gloat over how much smarter you were than me and my ancestors, yet you can't keep up with society?
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>>97902114
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=warhammer+official+comics

There's not many tbf, but I know at least of a Calgar one, some Inquisitor has one too. See the pic in >>97901805
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>>97902123
Go to hell bitch
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>>97900681
I yearn for the sphere.
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>>97902078
I have told you numerous times to not respond to me. Continuing to respond to me constitutes felony internet harassment. Enjoy prison, mutant.
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>>97902158
But I wasn’t the mutant…I just like robots.
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>>97902010
While there are a number of things I like about those editions more than current editions, I still remember the things everyone complained about at the time too. It's kinda like with WoW Classic. I would never play it despite having strong nostalgia for that period of WoW originally because I remember all the annoying things and knowing those things will never be fixed and there's no future improvements to look forward to because being stuck in that period is the point just makes it more annoying.
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>tfw cant play gsc for the life of me

I'm going back to orks, fuck this
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>>97902105
Image reminds me how we're never getting V3 ever
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>>97900471
>TQ
Wood Elves/Exodites
They’re all Bonesingers, they conjure wraithbone armor and weapons on a whim, build wraithbone ships and skiffs and shelters when needed, just sort of live nomadically on maiden worlds.
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>>97902169
Don't refer to me as the mutant you retard
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>>97902147
Nice concession there
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The posting ITT is very low quality
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Its usually that way when people asking for legacy rules spring up around these hours.
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>>97902249
>insults the intelligence of your ancestors like that's a normal thing people do
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>>97902249
and yet your post takes the cake as the worst of them all.
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>>97902265
>>97902266
Thanks for proving my point. Models?
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>>97902105
I've read that entire comic.
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How much do Orks enjoy fighting you:
>S-Tier: Space Marines, Chaos Space Marines, Space Wolves, Blood Angels, Dark Angels, Black Templars, Deathwatch, World Eaters, Emperor's Children
>A-Tier: Imperial Guard, Grey Knights, Imperial Knights, Chaos Knights, Tyranids, other Orks, Chaos Daemons, Votann
>B-Tier: Sisters of Battle, Death Guard
>C-Tier: Tau, Necrons, Adeptus Mechanicus, Thousand Sons
>D-Tier: Eldar, Dark Eldar, Genestealer Cults, Imperial Agents
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>>97902273
Interesting, explain your reasoning for D tier?
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>>97902270
If you want to be accepted here you gotta work on those social skills
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>>97902278
>4chan
>social skills
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>>97902276
Orks most enjoy fighting big strong things in melee, with a prefight gun battle involving lots of explosions and loud bangs. Space Marines give them all of that. Eldar play keepaway a lot (also Tau) and use shitty psychic powers Orks don't care about, Dark Eldar do everything they can to avoid a stand-up fight, Genestealer Cults are all about ambushes and escapes, and Imperial Agents also like psychic powers, snipers, and avoiding direct fights.
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>>97902273
Such a based S tier, bless you Orknig
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>we had 2 days free of the mutant
>threads were unironically good
>lots of WIP modelling, rules discussion, reveals discussion

It was a brief glimpse of what could be...
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>>97902283
Yeah, that's how you know it's dire

>>97902284
Very keenly thought out, cheers. Now get back to krumpin'
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>>97902291
Ive done nothing but be cordial and accommodating, what the hell is your problem?
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>>97902297
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>>97902297
If you were truly accommodating you would you'd meet our need of you leaving this thread for good.
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>>97902297
>cordial and accommodating

>>97902072
>Go back to your jungle

Lol?
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>>97901621
>Yes they do get books. You just don't read them. Because they are boring.
Because they are most retard-writed thing ever. Especially is they written by some mohawk nigger
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ORK CHADS HOW ARE WE FEELING?
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>>97902291
that hero janny can't be here 24/7, unlike the mentally ill mutant
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>>97901683
>its impressive Firing Deck 12. That capacity means you could also jury-rig a potent ranged threat with two squads of three Cadian Heavy Weapons Teams
I really like the idea of a centaur doing lascannon broadsides out its windows, funny to imagine cramming 6 mortars into one and trying to fire them with any kind of accuracy as it trundles along too
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Why do people love Dawn of War and hate Soulstorm? They're basically identical.
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>>97902358
it was badly balanced. the two new factions are thematically as good as everything else, but the addition of flyfers and some new units just kind of made the game worse from the perspective of a multiplayer skirmish RTS which is the majority of the remaining player base at that point
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Got a game in last night with my CSM (and a chaos knight) vs a friend's Black Templars. Not gonna post too many photos as the table was gross L-shaped ruins hell; the LGS was fucking packed that night and we were lucky to get as much terrain as we got - all the cool stuff was taken by people who got there earlier. I ended up winning pretty decisively, mostly thanks to the knight desecrator basically deleting a vehicle or dreadnought a turn and frankly retarded dice luck on my part. I think I failed a single dark pact roll across the entire game and I ALWAYS pact when I activate a unit. Anyway, here's my list, minus a helbrute I forgot to bring.
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>>97902409
And here's my pal's (painted much better than my force) Templars. Ironically he forgot a dreadnought at home too but he didn't live too far from the LGS so he took a quick run back to his place to grab it while I scrounged for terrain and set up the table.
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>>97900713
Yes, sadly.
>>97900720
Imperial Squats
>>97900736
Tau bad for you.
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>>97902409
I'm really digging the skull on the rhino
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>>97902415
Anyway, after that game I think I'm gonna leave the knight at home going forward unless my opponent also brings one. It might just be my luck that game or just the Desecrator itself but I kicked the poor guy's feet out from under him by blasting his only anti tank off the table on turn one from a range he couldn't even interact with and that's not exactly fun for either of us. The back and forth in melee combat however was a fucking blast - my possessed managed to just barely survive a charge from Grimaldus and a 20 man blob of marines and neophytes (I think sword brethren? I dunno Templars too well), swung back in kind, and then fell back next turn to pave the way for my own 10 man melee legionaries squad with a dark apostle to come in and clean house. The apostle is my new favorite HQ for CSM - guy's a massive force multiplier.
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I actually like this guy, the digitigrade legs look nice on the big chassis too.
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>>97900906
nice
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Factions by craziness:
>S-Tier: Chaos
>A-Tier: Dark Eldar, Sisters, Admech
>B-Tier: Space Marines, Necrons
>C-Tier: Orks, Guard, Votann
>D-Tier: Tau, Eldar, Tyranids
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>>97902358
I wanted to like it but it just bounced off me for some reason. Like the dark crusade map is extremely simple compared to total war or something but it feels just right for adding a bit of non-linear spice to a dawn of war campaign. It's been the a long time since I played it but my memory of the soulstorm one is that it just kind of added more for more's sake and it didn't click with me.
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>>97902422
Big thanks. Rhinos are a bit of a boring model details-wise so I tried to do a little freehand on both of them to spruce them up a little.
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>>97901278
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>>97901889
They guide the ships throught the warp, the only rooute between distants stars. The Navigators and the Imperial Navy is what actually holds the whole thing together, remove 'safe' space travel and the Imperium crumbles
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>>97900921
Better art
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Local GW posted this on their social
Thoughts?
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>>97902570
chat being a typo, char*
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>>97901389
Someone answer me?
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>>97902570
Based rules written by a based retard.
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>>97902579
Nobody has read it. You could be the first.
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>>97902570
The Epic Hero rule IS just bad for 10th, because a lot of Epic Heros are generic and core to the army (Solitaire and GSC Patriarch come to mind). Other than that, looks fun.
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>>97902580
Elaborate?
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>>97902570
>150 points cap on characters
so for armies like sisters I'm not allowed to bring my all 3 of imagifiers (which are dogshit btw I just love them)?

extremely meh
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>>97902599
The rules themselves are relatively reasonable restrictions for smaller games, and smaller games are based in general.
The formatting, however, is clearly the product of retardation, at least in so far as using image editing software goes.
Hence, based rules written by a based retard.
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>>97902614
>The formatting, however, is clearly the product of retardation, at least in so far as using image editing software goes.
Kek, anon it was just me translating the original post.
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>>97902570
Sounds based
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>>97902620
Kek
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>>97902570
Bring 500pts clowns, they have nothing over T6
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>>97902642
That was my thought, clowns would FEAST in this format
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What's going to be the next faction they add in 11th edition? Only one I can think of is Dark Mechanicus. I'd say Exodites but they'll likely be an option as a playable faction for Aeldari like they did with Harlequins.
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>want to make my own dudes
>like a colour scheme
>a somewhat popular canon faction uses the exact same scheme
>don't want to paint that canon faction but with a symbol swap and have every player I meet think I'm playing said faction
>every change I make to the scheme to differentiate them makes it look worse
Man.
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>>97902686
Choose not to give a fuck.
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>>97902686
have you considered orange and teal?
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>>97902673
Darkmech is not going to be an independent faction either, just a wave of models for chaos marines.

The only candidates for completely separate books are exodites (if gw is dumb and doesn't give them just 3 things in craftworlds), grot revolutionaries, zoats (even though they could be an add-on to genecults), or glup shittos like slannis or hruds.
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>>97902673
The three most likely imo are traitor guard/lost and the damned, exodites, and dark mechanicus. There's always the chance they pull something completely out of left field but those three either already have some models in the game or used to exist at some point prior.
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>>97902694
No, it's dark grey and yellow.
>>97902688
I try but my autism kicks in. If I know it's a completely stolen scheme then everyone will also know.
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>>97902709
dark mechanicus had fewer models and was less of a faction than fucking zoats, unless you're counting the chaos marines' engines, but then you might as well count imperial guard tanks as admech models.
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>>97902686
oh wow, being this autistic must suck.
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>>97902409
are we long lost brothers? I also have metallic csms and one of my mates plays Templars that he's painted better than me
you're underselling yourself though, the rhinos look great
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>>97902726
It does. I've repainted my army three times already.
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>>97902673
Salamanders.
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>>97902710
Simply choose between swapping the dark grey for a teal, or the yellow for an orange.
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There an Inqusitor book series where it's essentially like a 1930s Noir movie? Are the Eisenhower books essentially that?
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>>97902764
Draco novel.
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>>97902067
Generally no, but exceptions exist
There was a fluff blurb in the 9th nid codex about a group of leviathan hive ships that got sucked into nurgles garden with the great rift that had strange mutations
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>>97902067
Yes, but it's rare. Individual nids have little in the way of a soul, which make them pretty resistant, and unless a whole tendril is corrupted then the swarm can very efficiently purge itself.
GSCs are more vulnerable, with oldfluff and newfluff examples.
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I have a shitload of paints, but ive run out of room for racks etc to put them in and now my desk is fuckin covered in paints. How do you store your paints, /40kg/? Id like to have some sort of drawer system where each draw corresponds to a different colour
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Wait what GW released another Knight whilst I wasn't looking?

What's the point of this one it must be 95% of the size of the "original" plastic Knight kit

I get lost with what makes what with the Knights now, did they chuck an upgrade sprue into the basic one since it was originally released?
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>chapter's whole identity defined by the fallout from primarch's disappearance leading to paranoia and secretkeeping and speculation of what the primarch would have wanted based on his secretive and harsh personality he had prior to leaving
>primarch returns wholly changed and now in conflict with all the chapter stands for, espousing forgiveness instead of paranoia, openness and humility when dealing with the imperium's denizens instead of selfish to the chapter's goals aka stuff like entering a conflict only to kill a fallen, then leaving right after
You guys complain about everything but I haven't seen you mention this at all, which strikes me as weird. This is literally one of the worst primarchs to bring back as it just strips them of all the cool shit they're about and makes them bland. Not an interesting guy to have go head to head with Gulliman either in his changed more reasonable state.
Only Sanguinius returning would have been a worse pick.
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>>97902804
>implying the average nu40kek cares about anything more than rolling 20 dice with his new 80mm round base £100 character, maybe possibly extending themselves to reading a couple of paragraphs about how badass they are on WarCom
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>>97902804
GW put so little effort into the lore around bringing him back that it's hard to muster the energy to be mad about it. You remember how Bobby G had a whole thing tying him in with the Ynnari and Admech to the explanation of him coming back? It wasn't good but at least there was effort.
Lion just came back without explanation. There's a whole novel about him coming back that also gives no explanation. He's just back now. Warp magic or something. Buy the product and stop asking questions.
I forget he's even back more often than not.
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>See's unit battle shocked
>Shoots someone in that unit with a gatling canon and they and the unit is no longer battleshock
Commissar Graves is the coolest unit in the entire game.
Meanwhile Yarrik is a boring slop character. They shouldn't have even brought him back. Comissar Graves is all that was needed.
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>>97902804
>Only Sanguinius returning would have been a worse pick.
You can bet this will happening, not tomorrow or next week but soon, and will be horrible.

Yet will make Marinepiggis cum their pants and will make James more rich.
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>>97902673
His time is near.
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>>97902673
Farsight Enclaves. Believe it chud.
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>>97902686
have you tried not playing space marines?
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>>97902812
The tank thing is fun but ironically Graves is stronger when she's on foot due to fall back and charge.
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>>97902836
But I love armoured space dudes with drop pods. I own 6 pods anon. ODST did something to my brain 17 years ago.
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>>97902812
All of the comissar rules would be a lot cooler if 10th's morale didn't suck.
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>>97902842
Pic related.
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>>97902841
correction. Fall Back. SHOOT, and Charge.
She's gonna be OP on foot especially if she's cheap.
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>>97902812
The best thing about this character is she hits people with her power fist from the top of a vehicle. She is the plastic embodiment of picrel

>"DRIVE ME CLOSER SO I CAN PUNCH THEM"
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>>97902804
Dark Angels shtick was never good.
>oh noe, bunch of our legion become traitors during the whores hershey, oh woe is me
Yeah, totally like this fucking shit didn't happen to every single fucking other legion in existance during that time. For fuck sakes even in fluff we have 2 legions that got fucking deleted from history because they were traitors or something.
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>>97902804
>espousing forgiveness instead of paranoia, openness and humility when dealing with the imperium
He doesn't do that. He doesn't really espouse anything. The chapter is still tracking down and torturing Fallen just like they've always done. He hasn't condemned it or asked them to change their methods in any way. Even the recruitment of Fallen as Inner Circle Companions isn't openly acknowledged. He similarly doesn't explain squat to the Imperium, he simply ignores it and leaves it to react as it may, the complete opposite of being open.
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>>97902673
I think after the Votann fiasco they will bet for a new Chaos Faction, but i would gladly accept Exodites or Grot Revolution instead
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>>97902876
one of the erased legions is all female geneseed and will come back lol
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>>97902812
Why every female comissar must be bald ugly bitch? Why dont put just a bald man at this point?
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>>97902881
>Votann fiasco
QRD?
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I'm curious, is there any books with Kroots in it? Either as the MC or enemy faction or some shit? I know jack shit about them but I like their tribal look.
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>>97902884
Because you're a no games homosexual who can't live a day without whining about non-issues.
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>>97902811
Problem is the book was pretty good, so people gave it a pass and then since there has been barely any content since, they didn't think about the implications of the manner of his return. They could have had him return and double down on the CIA shit, using his immense influence to create shadow governments in the ministorum and false flag in conflicts and exterminations, killing their own just to move in after to take over, leading to Guilliman finding out about his brother's extreme measures, but having to begrudgingly cover for him since they are both working towards the same goal of creating the secular imperium envisioned by their father and removing the theocracy, just using different methods. Maybe even bringing back some new terrible secret from the warp that they have to keep, or the Lion returning and employing the artifacts in their vaults that only he knew about like mass hypnosis shit or borderline daemonic stuff but that he'll use to "save" the imperium.

Now it's like...even if they write new books about him, he'll just be a bit more grumpy than Guilliman and a bit quicker to act and murder than he would, but it's not enough or grimdark enough imo.
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>>97902885
He's talking out of his ass, votann just got another release wave not long ago so theyre obviously selling enough to warrant that
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>>97902878
I dunno man, the Lion in the book seemed way honorable and level-headed to sign off on the heinous shit his chapter is up to. Sure, the policy is probably still to find the fallen and not talk about it, but all bite has been taken out of it.
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>>97902884
1. Getting a buzzcut in the military is standard.
2. Severina had long hair, just tied.
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>>97902884
the problem is the design studio is full of marxist activists so you have this tug of war where they have to sell models but also they have to do things like avoid the male gaze (evil) and empower women (good).
I'm on the fence whether I like the commie car or not but if I get it I think I might need to find some 3d print headswap to give her hair or just use a whole different commissar model
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>>97902884
>grimdark universe
>women in it are ugly
>adding to the grimdark
I dunno, seems fitting.
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>>97902764
other anon is kind of right, the jaq draco ones have a bit of that early on, but it goes out of the window as it goes
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>>97902881
Votann wasn't a fiasco you dumbass, people buy votann and they just in the last 6 months got a full wave 2 with 10+ new models
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>>97902907
Votann are middle of the road typically in those faction/game ratings people like to post (always above armies like DE and Admech) but the clowns here still talk about them "failing"
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If I bring my TS against my bro's grey knights, will I get fucked by their anti-psyker stuff?
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>>97902876
Being embodiments of the emperor's dark and terrible mysterious side is a good shtick. They're the ultra utilitarian dudes who will do whatever it takes to reach their goal and are the "I've seen some shit"-guys who keep dark artifacts who are like Denethor and have stared into the palantir for too long and will only use them in their utmost desperation. That combined with templar aesthetic who irl are also shrouded in mystery is just peak I'm afraid

The thing that's lame about them is that beyond the secrecy shit they just borrow from every other chapter and go "uh actually we were first and we have everything you have just as good" with all their military wings. Really worse than ultramarines "decent at everything" in that respect, as they just have to be really good at everything instead.
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>>97902909
GW succeeds as an econsystem. Lower popularity factions achieve two major business goals: give the 90% of the player base that plays marine slop something to run their marines against, and conquering the total model market by appealing to smaller niches instead of letting other games cover those niches that they fail too. Even if 1% of GW customers are kroot enjoyers, its 100% still worth it for them to produce kroot kits and keep them as a customer. Additionally, many people buy multiple armies. By having diverse offerings they increase the chance one of those niche ideas will keep a customer buying after they "finish" their marine army. And someone with 2k-3k points of a marine army is likely to buy A LOT for their second army.

Anyone who thinks a less popular faction "failed" is genuine both a retard when it comes to business practices of large companies and retarded to not understand that something being niche does not equal bad.

Failure would mean they have a major oversurplus of kits they cant sell, and probably the best example (speculated) we have of that is Tzangoors because they get shoved in every fucking box they can possibly shove them into because they could not move them otherwise.

Votann, Harlequins, etc sell
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>>97901844
My brain is just a nonstop grind of thoughts. Just blah blah blah blah all day trying to work out menial shit, monologuing about whatever my current fixation is, and arguing with my own mentally constructed strawmen. The only two things that make my brain shut the fuck up are painting and liquor.
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>Tau are getting a refresh early in 11th
(again, lol)
> Drukhari getting a refresh in 11th, getting a centrepiece model - Vect is coming back, "no slave barge, no titties, replaced by some kind of xenos creature"
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>>97902950
>no slave barge, no titties
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>>97902946
I'm sorry you are an alcoholic and THINKer. Both those things suck.
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>>97902950
>no slave barge, no titties
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>>97902950
What would Tau even need refreshed? The sniper?
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>>97902913
Adding to this I see them as the old and decrepit chapter that's slow at organizing with really bad recruitment rates and industrial capacity because of closed communication with humans and very slow to act, slowed down by all the hierarchy and secrecy and hesistancy. But then sitting on more knowledge and macguffins than any other chapter and so they should have the fluff of great psykers and tacticians and a special weapon or two, all three derived from 'look at the secret texts bro' rather than drawing it from a vital, open and well oraganized org like ultramarines who get good from trial and error in the now, where as DAs just barely hold on by utilizing their old shit is how I like to think of it.

In this respect, having the Lion come back as an old man is perfect thematically for the chapter, it's basically what they are and I'd like to see lean into more. But in execution they're mostly just mary sues who do everything. And being the macguffin guys do make them push one of worse story trappings 40k use, which is the macguffin overuse in hopeless situation, but it's their whole thing so it's cool when they do it unironically.
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>>97902950
vect on alien dragon?
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>>97902884
Graves is a genestealer cultist. Why do you think she drives around in a modern take on one of their limos and has her hat covering everything above her eyes?
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>>97902958
nobody gives a fuck about drone snipers he said its going to be crisis suit and broadside refreshes
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>>97902953
>le alkuholizm
You're either some sheltered twat that believes shitty reddit memes are real life or you're someone who's has problems with drunken friends/family. If it's the latter, I can't blame you. But if it's the former, choke on a dick.
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>>97902982
But both got an update recently, why would they need another one? At most crisis suits would need an extra sprue for the missing weapons.
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>>97902950
>"no slave barge, no titties
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>>97902950
>"no slave barge, no titties, replaced by some kind of xenos creature"
This is so bad I believe it
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>>97902983
Yea, I definitely pity you. You poor thing.
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>>97902899
>1. Getting a buzzcut in the military is standard.
No, it's not for women.
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>>97902988
>But both got an update recently
10 years ago. And they are stiff and blocky. They are probably going to make them more sleek and in dynamic poses like farsight and the twin lances.
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>>97902950
>"no slave barge, no titties, replaced by some kind of xenos creature"
Why James? Why fucking ruin this too?
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>>97902868
holy r*ddit
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>>97902996
how can we be in an age of such extreme degeneracy, sexual culture and outright harmful pornography in all sorts just a click away yet be so extremely puritan outside that arena. Imagine historians trying to make sense of this shit in 50 years.
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>>97902899
>1. Getting a buzzcut in the military is standard
You know it isn't for women you disingenuous fag
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>>97902950
>Deldars fags desperate for something for their faction after so much time, are getting finally something
>Is the destruction of their faction identity and the replacement with something family friendly and horrible
Be careful with what you wish for, anons. The monkey paw is always there. KEK
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>>97902976
what if the dragon had boobs?
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>>97903013
It might not be mandatory but why the fuck are you getting pissy at someone in the military getting a buzz? Nevermind the original comment is still retarded because of the two female comissar models to ever exist, one of them had long hair.
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>>97903003
Sure 10 years have passed but at some point the quality of the kits plateaus. They are blocky because that's the tau design language, the current crisis suits are far from stiff. You can even build them flying.
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>>97903027
>because of the two female comissar models to ever exist
There is another, tourist.
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>>97903034
That one also has long hair making the original point even more stupid.
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>>97903016
Ah yes, slaves with exposed tittes . A very important part of DE identity.
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>>97903012
It makes complete sense as they are both linked.
This kind of hypocrisy has existed for a long time and there are examples in History.

If you tell teenagers that alcohol is bad a good portion of them is gonna drink for the sake of doing what's forbidden. Now imagine if the person telling you not to drink alcohol is a massive fucking hypocrite, that's gonna make people look into alcohol even more, regardless of how good/bad it actually is.

The logic of "puritans" are twofolds:
1) advertisement/brand: you don't want your brand to be associated with icky things
2) you think you're holier than thou and shame/chastise others to feel better about yourself.

That's also why allegations of sexual misconduct are so effective at destroying lives, because a lot of people will jump at the idea of shitting on others for being deviants to project their own frustrations/lacking.
>If I punish the "sinner", I will absolve my own sins.

TL;DR: it makes complete sense and is connected.
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>>97903027
>getting pissy
Stopped reading there, bad faith nigger-san
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>>97903005
How could you possibly have expected anything else?
I would like to remind everyone that modern GW is so pathetically puritanical that they literally removed the slave girls from the Vect model that's on display at the headquarters in Nottingham.
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>>97903043
Can't offend that imaginary playerbase
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>>97903043
I'm more baffled by the removal of the vehicle, in favor of
>LE COOL MONSTER OMG
If they just didn't have the slaves you could still kitbash them/add 3rd party bits, but having vect ride a dino takes away from the character.
He was sitting on a moving throne like a king, he's not a typical action warrior.
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I blame them having to deal with the american consumer base
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>>97903047
thats a big part of it lol
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>>97903040
>f you tell teenagers that alcohol is bad a good portion of them is gonna drink for the sake of doing what's forbidden
But that's not how things are now. The same people who cry about tits in warhammer champion porn and onlyfans. It's more like "Taking alcohol in moderate amounts at parties publicly is bad. But drinking yourself black out drunk alone in your room is completely normal and should not be shamed achually".
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>>97903034
>boobs showing
>has make-up
Current GW could never ever
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no one cares about dark eldars and their torture/slavery/pain niches. simple as.
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>>97903052
It's still the holier than thou mentality.
>Tits in my hobby? Gross! Keep it in your pants, wait till you are home to ride your monster dildo, you creeps!
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>>97903057
I'm confused now because Deldar seem like a popular faction at least online with all the fanarts and coomer shit of them, but at the same time it feels like they barely exist outside of that. I know Deldar are used a lot as fodder in books but do people really like them more then Craftworlders?
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>>97903071
>Deldar seem like a popular faction
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>>97903071
>Deldar seem like a popular faction
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>>97903071
>Deldar seem like a popular faction
>at least online
That's your issue. Internet is not real life, never was, never will be.
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>>97903079
Like I said, they seem popular because of all the fanart I've seen online but I've never met a Deldarfag irl. It's why I don't know if they actually are popular or not.
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>>97903071
>but do people really like them more then Craftworlders?
of course not, normal eldar have always been and will always be more popular, just like faggot armies like slaanesh will always be less popular than the others.
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>>97903087
night lords are popular
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>>97903092
>Night lords are popular
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>>97903092
Nightlords have the benefit of being marines.
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>>97903092
not as much as you think
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>>97903100
every nl box gw releases gets sold out which didn't happent to the red corsairs and iron warriors
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>>97903092
night lords have the appeal of being sadistic scumbag gangsters in power armor, like my favorite quipping gangster shows. That has a lot more mass appeal than weird 80s androgynous fetish shit which will only ever find a niche audience.
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>>97903092
>night lords are popular
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>>97903037
Askhually, yes
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>>97903037
>DE respect womyn actually
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>>97903108
Nemesis Claw might have sold well because for a long time it was the only way to get the NL upgrade sprue.
Shadow Hunt because it's got the new Raptors and Sisters models and so far is the only way to get them.
I don't know about the CP box; I'm surprised it even sold out, at least in my area. I suppose it's cheaper than buying Nemsis Claw model for model? Are chosen that popular?
Can't wait to see what dumbshit is in the Night Lords Battleforce.
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>>97903123
jump pack lord
raptors x1
claw x2
rhino
some other shit nobody cares about
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>>97903123
>Can't wait to see what dumbshit is in the Night Lords Battleforce
>Night Lords Battleforce
lmao this is literally never happening, keep dreaming nigga
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>>97900862
>For the average human, living under Tau rule would be an objective upgrade in living standards, rights and general quality of life!
Xeno propaganda. On surface level, quality-of-life does improve for the average human, but the humans are not included in their caste system. Humans will always be at the bottom, even moreso than the abhuman allies the Tau enlist as mercenaries. If it was up the Tau, humans would be a slave workforce with a token "freedom" that they provide and control.
The only difference is humanity would be trading its Emperor for a xeno slave master.
tldr: Get out of this thread, filthy xeno propagandist!
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>>97903165
If an equally literally who chapter with a dead primarch like Ironhands can get one so can Night Lords.
>>97903137
>raptors x1
It's the old Raptor kit too.
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>>97903027
To be fair I think the varieties of short hair styles should be "standard" for really any combat force as long hair getting in between the eyes can cost a precious "micro-moment" that might be the difference between life or death.
Even the Sisters of Battle bob cuts were kind of pushing it for me to be honest.
I had this autism alongside seeing Conan the Barbarian with his long hair too.
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>>97901844
You're going to lose your mind when I tell you got got drunk regularly on Mondays for years because I worked Wednesday to Sunday each week
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>>97903165
why you seething so much
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i look forward to working on a collage entry this weekend, i hope (you) are as well
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>>97903046
Making him a foot character seems really weird. Like, they just released two brand new vehicle characters a week ago for Orks and Guard. The Silent King is a giant vehicle character with a similar theme. What would they even make his rules? If he's just a tiny little foot character? Is he going to have Yarick levels of stupid rules manipulation bullshit he can pull every turn?
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>>97903057
as a dark eldar player, yes i do. refresh coming i can feel it
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>>97903201
hopefully its a tasteful selection and you weren't conned into participating in something you'll regret.
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>>97903190
Insecure people try to use the popularity of something they associate themselves with, and the unpopularity of something they don't associate with, as a mean to validate themselves.
In the most extreme cases there's a desperate need of this validation to the point of building it on top of delusions, rather than facts.
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>>97903216
>something you'll regret.
Are you threatening me?
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>>97903227
is that how you took it? Interesting...I meant that your conscience will eat away at you if you do something reckless and nasty.
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>>97903060
you might be onto something, I just don't think it's ever been taken this far before, but maybe that's naive. I'm sure stuff like "of course the king is holy and has the divine right to rule us" is something people believed while they were fully aware of how shitty he and his fellow nobles and knights were acting yet able to keep both of those things in their heads despite the dissonance to pick an example
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>>97902595
wrong
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YES I cut peoples dicks off
YES I turn people into living suffering furniture
YES I cum from causing others misery and pain
but I would NEVER EVER EVER disrespect a woman

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