fast forward to the part you care about, dumbass

>>11739155
>what pisses you off about toys?
Vague release dates. Every other piece of media has concrete dates for when you can go buy the thing you want. Toys just say "at some point during this season idk lol"

>>11739159
Why, anon?

>>11739156
that's what I did. I skipped forward 3 times and he was still just yapping about the packaging.

>>11739155
It's at peak annoyance when they spend more time showing themselves than they do showing the subject of the video (the toy). And when they do, it's more about them holding the toy than it is about the toy itself. Too many people want to be e-celebs, and it's annoying.

>>11739207
>It's at peak annoyance when they spend more time showing themselves than they do showing the subject of the video (the toy). And when they do, it's more about them holding the toy than it is about the toy itself. Too many people want to be e-celebs, and it's annoying.

This

Also fucking randomly going in about politics

>>11739215
>"This toy would've been cheaper if it weren't for SOMEone... *Jim Halpert zoom, hard cut back to topic*"

So the mods can (rightfully ofc) delete comments about jews but not do anything about the spergs who spam and detail threads? Come on

>Wanting a toy so hard
>Finally got it
>Next day I'm already thinking about another toy I don't have
I don't want to stop buying I just want to feel more fulfilled with every purchase

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>>11739155
>toy reviewer abandons reviews entirely to focus on online feuds

>Buy articulated figure of hot anime girl
>The drawing looks hotter

>>11739402
Schizo Reviews? Stopped reviewing to start beefing with other spergs and eventually ragequit his channel to be mid at some other video style by burning the toys he had reviewed whilst LARPing as Sam Hyde. YouTubers are so funny.

>>11739215
Really. The focus should always be the subject of the video. But the ego is across-the-board on Youtube. Want to see a video about a particular car? Gotta sort through videos of people doing more to show themselves talking about the car or blocking clear views with themselves in the front of the shot. An "interior shot" to them means video of themselves sitting in it instead of footage of the interior itself. Coin collecting videos are notoriously "ME BUT ALSO THE COINS" crap.

Wanna-be e-celebs shit on everything.

>>11739322
I get you. I've been thinking about setting a schedule and forcing myself to rotate toys onto my desk so I spend more time enjoying them.

>>11739155
I wish the boxes magically folded up so I could keep them without taking up a ton of space.
>just throw them away
you know I can't do that

>>11739572
Toss them. 95% of all toys made this century will never be worth anything.

>>11739322
You're a "consumerist completist" collector that feels an impulsive need to always have more. I've been like that at times, and found myself so overloaded with crap that I don't care for that I ended up trashing a lot of it. The "cure" to that impulsive way is to spend time looking at pics and stuff before something comes out so you're taking the time to evaluate whether or not it's something you really care for.

>The whole "this box comes in a slightly lighter tint and the figure itself has one less additional strand of nose hair amongst the 10 strands the original has, guys, these bootleggers are getting good" genre of videos.

>>11739155
1. Near identical heads instead of a moving jaw. Moving jaws are way more fun for characters where it fits (like Bebop/Rocksteady types)
2. Obscure lore accurate accessories instead of fun accessories. Like yeah, I get they did X in episode Y but often it limits you to just reproducing a scene in a movie/show. I want accessories that have lots of potential uses.

>>11739155
American reviewers with their child-like limited vocabulary.

>>11739155
I hate this shit too.
I don't mind hearing a quick opinion on the box or going over something interesting about it real quick but its extremely common now for the reviewer to spend half the video run time on just describing what they are seeing as they look at every side of the box.

>frogpost complaining
Irony is lost on retards like you.

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>>11740254
no u!

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>watch toy review
>guy tries to sound as 4chan as possible without ever directly saying he uses 4chan
I know you post here, Schizo Toy Reviews, start writing like a normal fucking human already. This genre of youtuber is insufferable.

>Obvious shill reviewer gets in a bad product
>maintains a fake positive tone throughout the video while constantly tripping over themselves trying to sugarcoat any remotely negative opinion they can't avoid

or in other words every lego youtuber

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When a reviewer says a few genuinely funny things in a review or two, and a year later every video is

>scripted outtakes
>cutaway memes
>running jokes
>size comparisons with outrageously random objects
>testing gimmicks on talking toy characters
>ironic reminders that they have a Patreon now
>”I’m totally a functioning adult lol and not just a pathetic manchild lol”
>shoutouts and comedy beefs with other reviewers they want to be friends with
>finishing every other sentence with random laughing

Though desu it’s only the last one that actually bugs me. Once you notice it, you can’t unnotice it.

>>11739155
I hate when they try to act like gangsters. All the ACBA fags are like that.

>literally the best toy reviewer
>doesn't do it for money
>buys all his toys
>only agenda is liking the toys he reviews
>only reviews McFarlane's DC multiverse figures

>>11740602
nostalgia unboxed lol

When they don't know anything about the character or lore, like nugga why you buying it?

>>11740760
Whilst many times this will bother me, I do think that sometimes toys can have the nice effect of introducing you to something new, because you discover an appealing character design you'd not see before. I've had that happen before.

>>11739555
>>11740424
Yeah I also want to like him but he just tries too hard to be edgy that its just obnoxious. That video of him talking to the hot toys dude where all he asked is to not talk about his gf and schizo instead just goes "I'm gonna fuck your gf" x 100 was extremely cringe.

>>11739155
heh, i hate seeing the video makers face 'cause idgaf, some videos will be the guy holding the toy directly in front of his face, kek

>>11739155
>any exposition of back story of the purchasing experience or planned future purchasing plans before review
>explains a mistake they made while recording instead of just cutting that part out of the final video
>describing things easily observed like "There's some nice silver painting detail along here" for every paint app on the figure
>Any time they are in the middle of reviewing articulation and go off on a tangent

>>11740424
No, he doesn't go here, he's very strictly anti-coomer toys and anti-coomer in general. The majority of people on this site either really enjoy coomer stuff or at least are un-phased by it. He's just a safe-edgy normie.

>>11740760
It doesn't bother me but it wouldn't kill them to make a quick Google search about the character.

>>11740424
>>11741034
Schizo was fun for a second until I realized he's like 21 and just developing opinions he considers profound. Like how getting a single latetax Mafex Daredevil made him hate CT/Mess toys for a week because it was better, like no shit, they're like 5 times the price. His knowledge of toy collectors is largely other youtubers since he's too young to have known forums or anything like that.

>>11741034
>Yeah I also want to like him
Why? What about him do you want to like? If you don't like something at first then why force yourself to want to like it? Does watching him take you back to early grade school, give you some sort of nostalgia, acting retarded and just shitting on everything for the sake of it? That schizo is walking himself into a giant lawsuit with his accusations and defamation of other reviewers, and he's stupid enough to do so while having already been doxed.

>>11741622
Because not every video was dogshit. His gambit and gomez videos were fine and was reasonably entertaining. He pretty quickly started going full retard which is why I haven't seen most of his shit. It would be cool if he didn't act like an autismo but he rather do an edgelord larp.

>>11741652
>would be cool if he didn't act like an autismo
He isn't acting, he is genuinely a subhuman. He also likes to accuse normie reviewers of being pedos while he and his friends, including Spider Criminal, have a long history of sexualizing minors in their discord groups. He is your typical 4chan projector.

>searching Youtube for toy reviews
>Youtube keeps tossing in recommendations you didn't ask for and have jack shit nothing to do with the keywords you entered

I really wish that they would fucking stop that.

>>11741656
Wtf I didn't know any of them were pedos. Ironic when I know one of their vids is about some supposedly pedo furry server. He and his friends need to face the wall.

>>11741722
I just avoid most Youtubers. My nephew watches Mother's Basement anime reviews, over a million followers, decided to check it out and throughout the SSSS/Gridman review he makes bizarre comments about the thighs of the female characters - all of which were school girls.

>>11741732
>characters - all of which were school girls.
I fail to see the problem

>>11741732
Oh no, another redditor

Please stay far away from anime, you are unwanted

>>11740424
he's what redditors think 4chan users are if that makes sense, if he actually was here and acted like he does in the videos he'd prob would be called a schizo though

>reddit
>youtube
>reddit
>youtube
why is this thread still up?

>>11739155
When the focus is on the person instead of the figure. And also videos where they cant stop swinging the figure around in their hands instead of just putting it down and zooming in with the camera or using a rotating platform to show off details or poses.

>>11739155
they review an electronic toy and they don't demonstrate the electronic feature because they don't have batteries or pretending that the contacts are, like clean it up, then do the review ffs

>>11739155
In general toy reviews are pretty ass. What reason does a review on a single, basic release figure need to be over 10-12 mins long?
I've been getting into the G.I. Joe classified series lately and that shit is plagued with 18-20 min long reviews for a regular ass figure.

>>11739155
Go to a different video then? Are you handicapped in your head?

>>11740424
leafy wannabe in 2026.

>>11739155
I hate when a toy reviewer shows off their fake happy marriage. I saw what happened to Sean Long you cant fool me.

>schizo mentioned us in his last video
He definitely read this thread and knows we all think he's a loser lmao.

>>11739402
I personally don't mind. It's whatever but holy fuck he goes wayyy to far. He was making fun of a lego channel for thing that if you looked a little closer were untrue. Also his obsession with calling people pedos or obsessing over a guy's gf after he asked him too talk. It's weird. Like he sucks at drama because all he does is lie and slander as a "joke"

Love his vids but one of these days it's gonna bite him in the ass.


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>>11741144
His newest vid from like an hour ago he namedropped /toy/. He knows people yap about h here. Wouldn't be shocked if he did but i don't know

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>>11739155
>generally only care about articulation and overall appearance
>mute video
>pause video at beginning to let it fully load
>scroll through video to find the important parts
>run an ad-blocker to deny reviewer one revenue opportunity

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when differents toy have the exact same name
I was looking for THIS version of kamen rider one but it's just named ... kamen rider one, no kamen rider one (older/musclar/special/augmented/for this ghost episode) no it's just 'kamen rider one"
which making it impossible to find because you will only get result about kamen rider one but in his original showa costum

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>>11752748
Oh, I HATE Vinted too.
It's impossible to search by TITLE only, so you end up with results that take into account the words in the description. This means that if you search for "patlabor," you'll find One Piece keychains because some jerks use 500 keywords in their descriptions.

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>>11740602
just2good does the laughing thing a lot.
>I'm surprised they raised the prices now rather than back when the sets included Tuh-huh-hoo minifigures!
>Why are we getting a Slinky Dog book nook set? Why won't they just give us a Slinky Dog minifigure *wheezy laughing*

>>11739155
I fucking hate SexyIce and their scalper-ass prices for figures that would be kickass to get because cheechingchong changgong thought it be verra funneh to makeah da dorrah offa rimited-time run.

I pray every day that the Three Gorges Dam finally breaks and sinks their godforsaken factory and founders or some disgruntled wage-slave orphan they've shackled to the assembly lines uses the last of his life to throw all their blueprints to a cheap Taiwanese producer to mass-bootleg them for cheaper price.

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>>11754538
Have you not checked the Third-Party Thread? It's already happening.