>>11794891
boomers really read this shit and thought nothing of it

>>11794891
Remember when some cunty bitch mom got mad there were Breaking Bad toys in the collector section at Toys R Us and made them pull it all?

>>11794891
The parents didn't write that, the lawyer did. That's obviously a legal document. Are you retarded?

>>11794891
Remember when people got mad that Django Unchained was getting dolls and

I'm sorry, the missile's shaped like an enticing penis??

Remember Otacute?

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>>11795216
Oh i remember that too. I was in highschool during that whole fiasco. Fuck obnoxious whiney soccer mom cunts like her
>>11795218
>The parents didn't write that, the lawyer did. That's obviously a legal document. Are you retarded?
Look i thought the swca website where i got this from said the parents wrote it. Im not a lawyer so to me it seemed like the parents could have wrote this or maybe wrote it in conjunction with the lawyer or something. But even if the lawyer wrote this instead of the parents it is nonetheless an extremely sus statement and concerning as fuck. The lawyer themselves were probably bad touching kids themselves in their spare time.

>>11795216
That also affected Kick Ass and Hellboy.

>>11795370
Yeah, I remember the abbreviated titles on the packaging

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>>11795402
Wal-Mart Pulls Anal

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>>11795364
>Remember Otacute?
I dont actually. The fuck was otacute?
>>11795402
>whinging about muh violence against wahman on a wrestler figure in 1999
Christ, feminists were obnoxious cunts even back then, huh?
>>11795435
Kek
>>11795492
>Wal-Mart Pulls Anal
The fags that pulled the toy from shelves because of one bitchy karen are probably exclusively into anal

Not that theres anything wrong with that...

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>>11795492
>>11795580
For context, the wrestler Al Snow used to come out to the ring with a mannequin head he'd talk to and pretend to be crazy, and used it to make multiple jokes about blowjobs. Sexist? Maybe somewhat. But it had absolutely nothing to do with violence against women. Here's his entrance video/music for further clarification: https://youtu.be/1kUm9Jq0Ud0

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>>11795492

>>11795897
Did you know you're a lame troll?

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>>11795361
>I'm sorry, the missile's shaped like an enticing penis??
Cmon anon, doesnt this look appetizing to you?

>>11795982
Projecting hard

>>11795897
My T-1000 is cool

>>11796036
I've had it for a while so it's likely the first one

>>11796072
Why are you lying to people about things you don't own?

>>11796072
Funny you say that because i only bought it to have it look cool on a shelf because i like T2 so much

Not so much a Toy Story but a funny old green text from here many years ago. I thought of it recently as I have moved and am setting up my new toy room. I’m unpacking my DC Universe Classics figures and I thought of this story, it was that funny to me.

It was around wave 4 with the Wonder Woman variant. A guy said it was shopping at Target and ran across the chase figure. He goes to buy it and the cashier is hot and several people are in front of him. Then a really hot chick gets behind him. He didn’t have enough money to pay and got embarrassed. The hot chick gave him the rest of the money he needed. He felt embarrassed being a grown ass man and not having enough for a figure. It ended with him shouting he was the neckbeard!!!

It was hilarious and I still remember it. I can’t believe I didn’t save it, I looked many years ago but it’s long gone or my search skills suck dick. Also kind of funny that figures at that point might have been at the $9.99 or maybe $11.99.

>>11795580
>I dont actually. The fuck was otacute?
Online website sells Japanese action figures. Regularly flauted regulations and would sell restricted stuff to Americans. One day an anon cancelled a large preorder with them, and they sent him a threatening letter. One day, the site just up and closes, resulting in the common /toy/ understanding that Otacute was being operated as a money laundering and smuggling operation by a Yakuza who happened to be an otaku, and it was shut down when he got killed or arrested.

>>11796670
>Regularly flauted regulations and would sell restricted stuff to Americans.
Such as what?
>One day, the site just up and closes, resulting in the common /toy/ understanding that Otacute was being operated as a money laundering and smuggling operation by a Yakuza who happened to be an otaku, and it was shut down when he got killed or arrested.
Lmfao thats fucking unreal, seems like some plot from an action movie like crank

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>>11796271
Those old DC universe figures had sexy ladies in it. Mattels Power girl has a bigger rack then the mcfarlane figure of power girl does

I remember a story Kevin Smith’s friend Walt Flanagan told in an early episode of Smodcast.

Back in the 90’s in the New Jersey area he was collecting and selling Power of the Force toys and running Jay and Silent Bibs Secret Stash store. He figured out a loophole at the time that when he bought toys from Walmart, the receipt didn’t specify what the character was just is was a Star Wars AF and it was $10 or whatever. So he would go to Walmart, buy the equivalent of a case of the toys that were selling well at the Stash, and take the Stashes shelf warmers and return them for full money back. He did this several times for a few years and he could sense the customer service department at the store was giving him funny looks but he wasn’t technically breaking any policy so they allowed it for a time.

Years later later he met a Stash costumer who used to work for Walmart corporate and he told him that he was a huge headache for them and they had to get Walmart headquarters involved because they wanted to ban him because they were sure he was up to something but couldn’t prove anything. in the end they just changed how they did receipts and it solved the problem.

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>>11798572
Of course a friend of kevin smith would be that fucking scummy. Literal scalper tier behavior

>>11795216
>some cunty bitch mom
She wasn't even a 'mom', she was a middle aged busybody

>>11795361
Yes and children instinctively put it in their mouths. How many children were observed playing with this toy before this conclusion could be made?

>>11798572
I've noticed that DC Multiverse figures aren't specific on the receipts. I know because I've been having issues with figures not ringing up so I've had to scan one and put it aside in order to buy the one I want. I guess they recognize me because I'm not getting "assistance" when I'm checking out

>>11798572
When working at TRU I remember we got a couple cases of figures of Star Wars off the truck that were all pegwarmer Movie Heroes Obi Wans or whatever. The cases had been taped back up and then it was sent to us. I took that shit right to the BOH lead and made them send it right back.

>>11798540
"Oh, it's fine. Mattel doesn't use lead paint anymore."

>>11795367
In product liability law, lawyers must prove a "design defect." To do this, the plaintiff's attorney wrote the highly graphic and bizarre arguments seen in the image to argue that the toy's shape inherently tempted small children to put it in their mouths, making an accident inevitable.

>>11800360
I mean...they dont