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hi guys
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echo
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i literally came so hard when i saw the suspension
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relapsed again reward
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>>82290530
me when i'm working on my car
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me when i don't have a car or know how drive
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sorry guys i am really retarded and meant AWARD, not reward

to make that clear, i meant to post "relapsed again award"

thanks.
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did i miss byron's reward
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i dont have any friends
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i just won a league game
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>>82291376
Congratulations I'm happy for you I hope you keep winning and winning
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>>82291940
based
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>>82291376
Congratulations I'm happy for you I hope you keep winning and winning. Which character did you play this time?
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i just won another league game
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>>82292078
thanks anon. i played Viego both games
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i won 10 league games today in a row
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>>82292861
also i played viego better than that anon
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where is wally for I much desire to speak with him
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walter wally waldoson
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end of evanmillyon
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>>82292887
I'm not Wally but you can pretend like usual
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i just won another league game
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>>82293133
sorry I want wally
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>>82293148
Congrats. I hope your victories make you happy.
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>>82293191
not really
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aura farmer
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i won 5 more games of league in the time it took that anon to win one
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>>82293162
brand new sentence
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i've done nothing but lose my games all day
not playing league i just wanted to feel included
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“my son turned out okay”

ma’m your son has Beta Blocker active 24/7
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"my dad's heart attack turned out okay"
ma'am your dad is on beta blockers 24/7
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i just won another league game
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my win streak just went up to 67 games
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it's too bad wally can't control his gay urges like the rest of us
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you guys scared wally off and now he doesnt want to post anymore i hope you're happy
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he always comes back
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you say that the price of my initial's not a price that you're willing to pay
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you say my love is draining, and you can't send more
you'll be the one complainin' when you are bored
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>>82290793
is this true
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call me a zionist the way i love cute and funny
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>>82294843
this, too, is wally
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>>82293590
gem
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(((they))) hate wally
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echo used to buy my used onaholes
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yeah he does that
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>>82294941
fucking hot
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milly post chest
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threadly reminder faildom can't even ntr me or get money out of anyone with their weak sub energy larping like that LOL
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Tfw you’re so subby you’ve sent to Milly…
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it's my honest suspicion you're gonna want a physician, only morticians are the one to help your future condition, cuz me whoopin on your ass is a time-honored tradition so we'll do it even faster in the turbo edition
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wally walterson. your whole life you've stocked shelves. now let's see what happens when you're the one on the shelf. you may notice you're currently sitting on top of an extremely tall walmart shelf. your challenge is to find the antidote to the poison you've been injected with on the surrounding shelves without falling into the pit of spikes below. you have one hour. good luck. oh, and by the way, every product you accidentally knock into the pit will reduce your time by 5 minutes. have fun, waldo.
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>>82295223
its in the archives
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>>82295300
i kinda want to send to this person now.. where can i do that?
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kinda low-key maybe want to send to this certain someone
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wally?
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i feel like everyone has just to try it at least once
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that's what wally says about heroin
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Tfw you're so curious you've asked Questions
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>>82295679
what are they like?
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>>82295535
link it
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>>67935913
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>>82296335
thats on milly for ghosting
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killy milly
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>>82296539
i like women like this
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I wanna get cucked in a confusing and almost illegible way standard ntr doesn't hit the spot they don't get it
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i'm an abstract kind of cuck
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i bet i'm a more abstract cuck than you
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nice dead thread
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everybody knows this thread is just one schizo talking to himself anyways
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how can everybody know that then retard
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Hewo all
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hi gay weirdo
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>>82298873
I knot gay or weird ;(
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>>82298934
are you sure
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I knot gays
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>>82298861
kill yourself
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>>82298934
kill yourself
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practice self love and you will be able to love the world around you
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Milly actually has kinda cute feet desu.
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nigga thas a anime girl
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>>82301277
he should start a feetfinder
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>>82301617
He should post his feet in here.
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My twitter is @ Tobaisgoons I’m autistic and love gooning
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i always read it as tobias goons
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>>82301386
gem alert
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>>82302251
me
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>>82302744
My pwarents spelt it wrong on birth citificate
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>>82302834
You seem annoying
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hi guys
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woke up this morning got some gabagool
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uh guys i said hi
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>>82295300
this but i got it back after
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>>82305234
you should've made him double it to apologize for accepting it in the first place
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double it, give it to the next person
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>>82305365
this would be hot to do
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piglet bussy
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im gonna go denppy
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im going denppy mode *screams at the top of my lungs and pees my pants*
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OPEN THE DOOR
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door is closed but the window is open hi
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who up thinking about boobs
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doorzopen
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can you open it a little wider please
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>>82306704
thinking about whether anyone likes trannytits
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>>82306792
post chubby tummy
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>>82306807
it's not that chubby but ok
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i bet getting stolen feels way better than getting borrowed for the money
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nice esl fag
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>>82306972
as in from the money's POV. that is a grammatically correct sentence if you treat money as a subject...
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yeah but that's retarded like you
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>>82307005
I love you
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if you really loved me you'd buy me vodka and lego sets
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maybe once i'm employed
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>>82306792
im going to imagine my subs look like this now
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>>82306831
you look very cuddley
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>>82306181
Best 100 dollars I ever spent
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piglet does not shower
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>>82307744
I'll tongue-clean her head to toe
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>>82307744
like fr doesnt shower or is she just a filthy hiki?
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>>82307776
filthy hiki
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>>82307715
>>82306181
describe
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i dont wannya worky
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>>82307839
i dont work
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Asian e-girl cosplayer catfishing weak nonnies into relapsing and giving into me <3
tag nikitsun3
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sweaty feet
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>>82308172
niggas just be sayin shit
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>>82308333
i miss him
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>>82308361
hes still alive
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>Hey Vsauce! Michael here.
>you, are a woman... or are you?
>moon men starts playing
>(cut to clip of google trends) It's probably not something you've given much thought about, but the question 'am I a woman' has been asked more and more in recent history.
>(pops out from under the camera) thankfully, it is a question with an answer, and the answer... is no.
>(switch to b-roll of a 4 way intersection) the scientific definition of a woman is someone with two x chromosomes
>you may be thinking, 'what about Klinefelter's syndrome?' And it's important to acknowledge outliers! But getting distracted by statistical anomalies is not what we're looking for right now; what we need is a clean definition.
>(printed out diagram from a biology textbook, Michael is hunched over it with a marker) Right, breasts... check. Wide hip bones, yep got that. Slimmer shoulders uh-huh. Now the most important part, a uterus right about... there!
>(puts the cap back on the marker) Those are all pretty good signs that someone is female, and we'd be right in assuming that were the case! Now imagine this same diagram but with broader shoulders, a flat chest, and of course lacking a uterus
>(cut, micheal lands into frame from above the shot) 'Michael, obviously that's not a woman then' is what you're probably thinking, but you might be surprised to hear that more and more people each year would say that... they just wouldn't know.
>so, who's right? should people be more careful when analyzing people? Is there some kind of wide scale psychological oddity that somehow stops people from being able to tell?
>(Michael pauses and frowns) well, I don't have the data to say conclusively, but there is one thing we can know for sure! Which is...
>(Michael raises up a mirror from under the frame) you! You, are not a woman. In fact, you will never be a woman. Even beyond the simple things like the clear adam's apple and stubble on your chin, the very cells in your body contain both and x and a y chromosome
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>WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU, YOU SLUT!? SUGGESTING THAT I GET A JOB!? RIDING A CROWDED SUBWAY, DEALING WITH THE MASSES, EARNING MINIMUM WAGE, AND HAVING TO MEET UNREALISTIC GOALS. ME OF ALL PEOPLE, A FREE SPIRIT, A MAN WHO SPENDS HIS DAYS READING LITERARY CLASSICS, LISTENING TO GOOD MUSIC, AND WATCHING GOOD MOVIES. WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TRY TO SUBDUE MY SUPERIOR BEING???? JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE MY MOTHER, IS THAT IT? DAMN YOU. SLUT. DEGENERATE
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my current friendgroup is 12 girls and 1 guy who just tries to hit on all of us while we ignore and degrade him
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>>82309979
ywnbaw
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>my current friendgroup is 12 girls and 1 guy who just tries to hit on all of us while we ignore and degrade him
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>>82309979
that sounds nice i would like to be the one guy in a situation like that where the cis girls are all out of my league and humiliate me for being a retarded incel but deep down they find me funny and like me and we are just good friends we hang out i really wish i had good friends who were girls
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the amazing digital gooncave
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me on the right
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its about drive
its about power
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Any fun doms
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one might show up tonight
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any interesting questions
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the amazing digital gooncave
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the amazing digital gooncave
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the amazing digital gooncave
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find luigi
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There was a schizo person i was driving by and was pointing at me a firespray and i felt like he was about to set me on fire, but he was too far away, kinda almost gave me a panic attack.
-amelie.
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>>82316948
i'll protect you
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bump
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>>82316948
schizo people don't want to set you on fire they just want to be real with you in their own way
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any girls here
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I'm a woman I feel too old to be a girl
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i'm not a girl but not yet a woman
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your chromosomes say otherwise
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>>82319747
yawn
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>>82319745
the world will get you there
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Using Puryfi lately. All titties and asses are censored.
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is anon still playing midnight
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Two years ago I was still working as a therapist draining foot subs from my office and now I’m an unemployed princess who never has to wear business casual again <3
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>>82321071
yep
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how is it did u build a cute house
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>>82307827
I flew her out
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for $100?
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Sounds reasonable
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new ewu
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pay pal
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I'm getting really dennpy
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I'm getting really asky
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I wish I could ask for my own blood
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diddy ahh blud
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doj do you still have the basedjak where the guys brain hanged itself
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i miss milly...
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>>82324146
no one says this
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>>82322468
women would rather get murdered than be with a nice guy like me
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women be thinking about murder
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women be thinking about murder EROTICALLY
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when i wake up in the morning i've got murder on my mind
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might end up dating after all
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>>82324433
weirdo
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>>82324847
why do you say that
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dom that plays marvel rivals
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Not the be ultra woke but shit like this genuinely pisses me off. There are so many privileged trans people that waste perfectly fine medication for the sake of "lolz look its the trans drug! XP" meanwhile i cant even find a therapist in my STATE that can give me access to HRT
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im so denppy fuuuuuck
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>>82325920
are you ok
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>>82325953
yes im denppy
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the amazing digital gooncave
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Advice that a wise man told me:
When you read comments that insult you, imagine they come from a Mesugaki. That will completely change the impact that insults have on you.
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everyone needs to get denppy now
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I'm having a lot of trouble dealing with my bias against spinnakers
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i like poop and i'm gay
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who asked
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poo assed
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the amazing digital gooncave
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https://x.com/ClashofClans/status/2045052792771932626
????
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Groom me pls or love me or give me attention or be my friend or send me porn or something/anything pls 05f45bb8f6dd3c82d7092f6ac9deb9291b1c98ca55ba12336c9ea0a57bdc2ea004
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>>82326225
what the fuck lmao
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groom me or love me, just wanna touch you for a minute
maybe 3 seconds is enough for my heart to quit it
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did somebody say hogrider
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bo horvat
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>>82324876
youre weird
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>>82326441
kys nigser
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>>82326481
your so mad
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>>82326450
your so mad
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sometimes I wonder if my cats love me and then I remember that they'd eat my corpse if I died and I get really happy
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when i left you, i was but the fapper. now, i am the gooner.
only a gooner of L faps, darth.
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sorry for all of the posts about egggs I won’t do it again
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when I was a kid my mom was vacuuming and she vacuumed up an ant and I swear to god I heard it scream
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i really do genuinely hate myself
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>>82326940
womp
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I really do genuinely ask questions
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>>82326940
i really do genuinely love myself

>>82327171
womp!
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rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka
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I'm a scuffling
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did you just say womp womp?
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nahhh bro said womp womp
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meeum wantum poopum
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can trans girls charge up jo crystals in the same way cis guys can?
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liquid /beta/: shove it up your pee hole!
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guys im getting really denppy
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why does cvnka have 663 viewers
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>>82327420
perhaps
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>>82328164
shes probably the beta poster with the most fame by now
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can't send because that would be game over and I actually want to win this time
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I dom, I play games, I have space for submissive friends to trade art with. I like anthros, I like clingy idiots who are eager to please, and I am looking for long term chats. 05e013588e66205b8cc38b508eef2d827ca00c88f05abdf5bc820eba3c30fc6636
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furries are gay and subhuman
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>>82329130
>to trade art with
yawn
pfg is down the hall
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>>82329428
they can be cute
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>>82330141
no they cant bowser doesnt count
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>>82330155
maybe but i cant sub to someone like that
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apathetic aching argonaut
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The mods aren't helping Emily by removing these threads, they are just inflamming the situation.

Don't suppress the discussion, there's clearly enough evidence for the last two posts to stay up as their title and evidence complied with the sub rules.

Emily factually had the view bot website tab open, whether it's a pop-up (unbelievable) or she intentionally opened it in incognito isn't relevant when it comes to acceptable content according to the sub rules.
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>>82331908
yeah i saw that post
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no you didn't
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>>82332039
yeah i did, i saw it on lsf you know the subreddit
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never heard of it, you're making things up
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I can't sub for that
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Today I learned why I don’t do stupid things like burping for perverts.

Some guy gave me 110 USD just to burp in a call, and I found it funny cause it was easy money to help me with the new apartment I moved into

Now my PayPal has 2 disputes to fully refund him, I’m rlly upset. That money was for food, and I even spent a little to get art for future merch :(

I learned my lesson though, PayPal will be in the negatives for a tiny bit now :/

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