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I want to visit Bhutan someday.

>>2853180
I bet Bhutan is POPPING with such an airline.

Nothing major, but I've been too drunk for my dick to work after bringing a hooker back to my room. Happens to everyone in Thailand.

>>2853175
It's the only way I could ever enjoy walking around in cities at night, especially while walking in neighbourhoods with lots of brown people. And it's a good way to endure waiting times while traveling alone.

>>2853471
This is the worst shit. The frustration is unreal

>>2853520
Based. Fucking hate the fear after a blackout though. Just wondering wtf happened in anunknown city. Especially when you just know something went wrong, but can't quite remember

>>2853471
it never happen to me like this. I drukked 0,25 liter of vodka and visited a hooker with a 0.5 bottle of vodka as a gift for her. She refused and was unhappy about me being drukked, yet she told me to drink half of that bottle. She no doubt thought that if she gets me proper drunk i wont get any boner and she will get off with money without doing any work.
She was thorougly mistaken tho as it just caused me to lose boner more easily, and then she had to suck it for a bit until it was hard again soon after. And it caused me to last much longer so i fucked her for almost 40 minutes.
But it was long time since i really was dead drunk

Would buy ice cold beer cans from the convenience store and get plastered in a local park near where I was staying
Little did I know this park was the local gay cruising spot. Took me a while to work out why there were so many men just walking around late at night and why they were so friendly to me.

>>2853786
kek, where was this? did these fags just hover around you nervously, giving you the eye, or did people come up and just randomly strike up convo? have no idea how this shit works.

>>2853175
I will be honest, drinking heavily while traveling has not once improved anything or led to a positive outcome for me.

>>2853796
This was Taipei
Yeah most of them didn't approach. Dunno how they actually initiate.
Had one old guy nod at me then come back later with a beer for me and we just nodded at each other and drank our beer and then he left. That was before I realised.
A couple of times I passed out on a park bench and I woke up to the same guy try convince me to take him back with me and get on my knob. Probably a good thing Taipei is especially safe

>>2853471
I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she agreed to hang out. My lesbian oneitis agreed to hang out with me. At this point, I was a severe alcoholic and looked the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord. We hung out and talked for 8 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then go to her bedroom. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that I was an out of shape alcoholic and was roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard. So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She drove me to my friends house and I got black out drunk the next night and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital.

>>2853849
thats pretty rough ;( fucking hell. hope shits turning around.

>>2853849
Holy shit. Ok. This one is good. But the rest of you are just goyim content for the jeet

>>2853797
Getting trashed with random lowlifes in cheap Mexican bars (Empalme Sonora, Cuauhtemoc Chihuahua, Tuxtepec Oaxaca among other places) has gotten me close to robbery or a fight on more than one occasion. In a way it was a valuable life experience, as it taught me how to handle myself in a hostile environment while drunk and alone. But yeah, the alcohol Jew is not going to uplift or improve your life whatsoever. And as you get older, it doesn't even give you the mindless good time that it did when you were young. Since turning 30, I much prefer hiking in nature to getting trashed. It costs less and leaves me feeling better afterwards.

>Last night of trip to Lisbon, flying home in morning
>Find comfy quiet bar, have a few drinks
>One girl that works there is pure sexo
>They start giving me free whiskeys/shots
>"Fuck, am I actually in?"
>Keep drinking
>Sexo girl starts dancing with people in the bar
>Beckons me over
>I dance with her
>Fuck I'm actually being a normie
>Gently put a hand on her back
>"Don't touch me please"
>Oh it's like that then
>Go back to hotel shortly after
>Throw up all over bathroom
>Fall asleep, wake up at like 5 in the morning
>ohshit.jpg
>Frantically clean up vomit, pack, get taxi to airport
>"Fuck I'm late I'm late I'm late"
>Get through security
>I'm one of the first people to the gate and everything is fine

>>2853175
I once went on a quest for beer in a tiny Muslim town in Xinjiang China with a Chinese friend and a few Uyghurs who also wanted beer
because 98% of the town was Muslim only one shop sold beer
we walked around for like half an hour searching for it
then proceeded to get pissed on SUPER WUSU (10% abv) and eat a ridiculous amount of lamb skewers

a few days later I got drunk with my driver in a yurt and fell asleep in the middle of the day

>>2855280
incredibly druk.

>>2855280
ebin
when was this? I thought Xinjiang was hard to access as an outsider

>>2855407
I'm going there soon. I believe it's opened up apart from certain areas (borders, some roads, etc). Apparently the security presence is high. I'l be entering on a mutli year biz visa, so I'm not sure whether having it on a tourist visa itinerary is a problem, but yeah, I'll report back at the end of next month how it's all gone.

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>>2855407
2025
picrel the wusu in question

>>2853786
> Little did I know
sure buddy

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>>2853471
Learned my lesson too. If you're drinking heavily, don't expect a good performance. I was in Thailand last year and we were binge drinking that night but when we got back to the hotel she couldn't get it up and I wasted so much money.

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>>2853175
>live in Sydney house with 2 Irish girls (I'm Aussie)
>Constant stream of Irish tourists sleeping on our longue or banging the lasses
>easily 4 out of 5 missed their flights back to the UK because they got too munted
>I start making jokes, mocking the shit out of them which is the last thing they need hungover and fucking up that hard, guess its not the craic now is it mate
Thanks for the liver damage I guess, always good times with the drunken fuckin Irish

>>2857432
>Missing an Aus-Ire flight
ahahahah. uh oh.

>>2857432
>>live in Sydney house with 2 Irish girls (I'm Aussie)
>>Constant stream of Irish tourists sleeping on our longue or banging the lasses
you enjoy being a cuck?

>>2857454
You need to be over 18 to post on this website anon
What sort of pathetic dumbcunt has never lived in a sharehouse, let me guess you've only ever lived with men haven't you? It would explain the rampant homosexuality exhibited here

>>2857454
How are the acoustics from your room when you hear your roommate moaning from getting rammed? When you see them in the morning, do you high-five them and give them a sassy "slay queen" comment?

>>2857727
meant for>>2857473

>>2857727
You're outting yourself as a brown sexless faggot you do realize
I've lived with a dozen random women in various places after moving out of home, fucked a bunch of them, heard them get railed a bunch too, why would I give a shit?
You've never even been in a party hostel?
You seem like the sort of supreme gentlemen mentally obsessed with meatflaps writing manifestos with one ear on the door

>>2857454
yeah this shit would scar you for life. him taking the piss out of himself for it on a weebo forum is his coping mechanism.

>>2857842
>>2857727
>>2857454
If you werent socially crippled spastics, youd know how much of an incredibly BAD idea it is to bang your roomies.Alone because your place will be a no chicks zone from then on.
And well, someone has to do it if you don't, no reason to get your panties in a knot.

>>2853180
I lived in Bhutan for 3 years and I'll tell you it isn't worth visiting unless you get a job and actually live there. It's North Korea tier with the regulations, mandatory tour guides, isolated hotels, etc. You'll be able to get a few really beautiful hikes in, but you won't be able to see the country itself at all. It's also obscenely expensive to go as a tourist. $2k for the visa, $200 per day, $2k-$10k for hotels and food, another few hundred for the mandatory tour guide. The prices have probably changed a bit since I lived there but I know it's still unbelievably expensive. Which is very sad since it's such an amazing place.
>>2853181
Drukair rocks. They gave me a whole bottle of vodka when I asked for it and just let me drink it all on the 2 hour flight from dehli. I became friends with some of the flight attendants and they would always make sure I had a beer in my hand the whole flight.

>>2857811
Not any of the other anons, but I'll tell you right now I wouldn't want to long term live with any girls I've fucked and hear them get fucked all the time. It's not even about cuckshit it's just fucking annoying and sounds like a pain in the ass. Plus I wouldn't be able to help but have sex all the time so I'd just end up in a relationship if we spent too long together. I've lived with girls short term and had this dynamic, but past like a month maximum of 2 you're just setting yourself up for a lose lose.

>>2862090
>>2853175
Forgot my /druk/ story.
I once while partying in Thailand was dancing on the table with a Britbro and some Dutch and British women. Ended up becoming too crowded and in my blacked out Chang coordinated mind fell off the table straight onto the DJ setup. Felt totally fine, instantly got up and had some Thai fags yelling at me. Music stops for whole club of 2-300 people as I fucking destroyed the setup entirely. I immediately book it and go into another club on Khaosan and finish the night making out with English redheaded woman. Don't remember anything after that, but I wokeup with bruises, cuts, a massive Changover, and had the worst tinnitus I ever have had. I genuinely thought I was going to die. You could've yelled at me and I wouldn't have been able to hear you from 10 feet away because the ringing was like a jet engine. Never will go that hard again. but Thailand is how I learned my personal limit.

>>2857811
You’re definitely a cuckold. Even your crazy alcohol story is about hearing women you live with being fucked by other men all the time. Weird.

>>2862871
What the fuck are you on about dickhead?
Honestly get off the internet, this is the only place I've ever heard people talk about that shit, you people are obsessed.

You're seriously fucking telling me I'm a cuck for living in a sharehouse? Fucking look at yourself in the mirror before a single damn word about me

>>2853844
Was this about a 20 minute walk south of ximen where the old people dance at night? That was a very odd place. There were patches of old women dancing at 11pm at night and somehow their music didn't collide. I watched some dancing to Michael Jackson's Billie Jean. Those aunties have such a particular style of moving.

Saw another foreigner there. He was probably 5'5" and ignored me despite being right next to each other. He took his backpack off and started kicking the wind, like doing the splits above his head kicking like a freak.

Mix in some homeless people that go totally ignore too. Really bizarre place.

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>>2853849
>She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman
>called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital

So you proceeded to be abusive to her after she was in an abusive relationship. Your oneitis or women in general aren't your cure for your problems or something to fill your meaningless void. You've got issues, find meaning in solving them internally rather than externally. And don't be hard on yourself.

kek

>>2862877
Some people have never lived with a bunch of drunks before, and it shows. Developing attachment after a hookup is a big mistake. She's not yours, it's just your turn.

first time i went to thailand i got so drunk and went to strip club, on it's own it's fine but after that i posted some super cringe story about going to strip clubs on my instagram. i delete instagram now whenever i travel cuz im too cringe otherwise

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>last night in Japan with the boys
>I fly out tomorrow morning, lads still spending a few days after me
>go to bar/club for a few drinks to celebrate my last night
>have a bit more than a few
>take uber back to hotel
>pass out in the shower
>lads unlock the door and wake me up
>they shake me awake
>”anon we thought you did a 13 reasons why in the shower”
>realise my flight leaves in like 2 hours
>get dressed, book uber to airport
>gook driver isn’t doing Tokyo drift but whatever
>run to check in counter
>oh so you must be Anon
>”yeah… can I still board?”
>they radio the plane
>”no sorry they’re boarding the plane now - you should contact customer support”
>booked through third party so can’t do fuck about it
>spend $2000AUD on next Cathay flight back to Perth
>GF mad asf
>”yeah there was just a lot of delays”
>get into HK late bc left nippon late
>will miss Perth airport curfew, Cathay offers to fly to Melbourne then to Perth
>bogan ass family on same flight starts cracking the shits as chink Cathay CS rep, demands hotel and to fly to Perth next morning
>honestly probs not bad idea
>spend night at HK airport hotel
>uber eats in HK doesn’t go to airport
>airport dining closed
>wake up next day
>leave HK around lunchtime
>arrive a full day and a half later than originally planned and $2000AU out of pocket

Worth it

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>>2870938
Fucking phone ruined image gg - let’s see if this one is fucked too

>>2853175
>How has alcohol enhanced your /trv/ days? Any stories? Any major fuck ups?
Stand up comedy is always better with a little predrink. Plan ahead in Vegas or similar.

I mostly travel to visit wineries and go to wine related shit when I travel. My first real solo trip was to Spain and even though I was alone in a place where I didn't know anything outside of basic words that a baby could say I had a blast although I want to go out more at night the next time I'm there but I worried about getting drunk outside of the hostel or hotel room and getting into trouble so I just used the day to visit wineries and go hiking. I was in France recently with friends but want to go back solo, especially to the Pyrenees areas once I can dedicate time to actually learn French. The wine there from smaller producers was stupidly good for like 8-10 euros. Even the pricier shit was almost always worth it although Spain had slightly better pricing for the quality especially in the Canary Islands. Japan or Greece will probably be my next wine trip, the former because I've had a lot of cool shit from Hokkaido and Nagano lately and want to learn more and actually visit Japan finally.

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> in Seattle from Canada
> at a hostel
> they have a back smoking room
> in there with 2 Aussies, a Dane, 3 Brits, 2 Germans, and 2 Koreans
> two other dudes walk in
> from Wisconsin
> look like pic related but younger
> playing beer pong
> Wisconsin dudes just watch then we ask them to join
> they proceeded to whip everyone and barly miss a cup
> whole time they are drinking straight whiskey, no ice
> they kill the bottle
> afterwards they do a bar crawl
> Aussies brits and Krauts hatch a scheme to get the Wisconsin boys black out wasted
> hit 7-8 bars
> wisco boys are averaging 3-4 shots and about 2 beers per bar
> loose the dane in the drinking
> found the Dane again passed out in an alley
> wisco boy carries him back over his shoulder
> everyone in the group is beyond fucked including myself
> next morning in the smoke room see the Wisconsin boys at 9am hitting a bong "Hey dar bud, you ready for round 2, we're goona get higher than giraffe pussy!"

I understand what functional alcoholics look like and holy fuck. I thought I could drink. Those fuckers from Wisconsin were born with a tolerance to the liquor. Hell they are the liquor!

>>2870983
Who do you even talk to at a winery? I always get gay baby shower vibes when I see pictures of them. Like, how do you get pussy?

I've been an alcoholic for 12 years and I've traveled to 25 countries by now. I could write a whole blogpost about trying to get alcohol during ramadan in Turkey, about the logistics of making sure you have enough booze everyday and airport shenanigans, about social inhibition abroad, about the good times I had getting hammered in Germany, Serbia and China, about how you shouldn't underestimate homemade Albanian raki, about how much I love Korean makgeolli and Armenian pomegranate wine...

But I'm bumping this thread because this morning, I've experienced one of the scariest moments of my solo traveling career ever: alcohol withdrawal started kicking in this morning, and I couldn't get cash at most ATMs.
I was shaking, sweating like a pig (the warm humid weather of SEA didn't help), every noise and smell was unbearable and everything around me looked hostile even though people were completely normal.
I thought I was going to die until I finally found a working ATM. Now, after 20cl of vodka, I feel normal and good in my shoes, but this probably tainted my impression of the country forever.

Alcohol is very fun, until it isn't, so don't fuck around too much with it.
If you are an alcoholic fuckhead like me, make sure you buy a bottle of strong liquor in a duty-free shop before taking an airplane, because you never know what might happen once you land and at least you will have something to fall back onto before you can fix your own situation.
I'm not even sure if I could have figured out how to send money to myself with Western Union while doing thru full-blown withdrawal.

I will perhaps post some funnier stories later.

>>2871616
>Who do you even talk to at a winery?
The winemaker?
Also I'm not visiting wineries to get pussy, although I did come close to smashing a MILF winemaker but I decided against it for professional reasons.

>>2853471
I had the opposite happen once. Decided on a girl and we were talking and doing shots. She agreed to come back to my hotel room. On the way there I had to help her walk. Back at the hotel she was just slurring in Thai and I couldn't make any sense out of the situation. Then she passed out. In the morning she was in the toilet puking her guts out.

>>2862877
Maybe not a cuck but you are poor which is worse

>>2853175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCb6UkQ_AnM

>>2875108
Why is being poor bad?

>>2875570
>anti-semitism outside of /b/
watch it, bucko

>>2875108
Welcome to living in the richest countries on earth you dumb fuck

I once woke up in Paris CDG smoking a Gitane I had obviously pilfered from a frenchman. Granted, I was supposed to be connecting there for a flight back stateside from bongland, but it was NYE the night before and I got completely obliterated and blacked out on my way to the airport. No memory of checking in, security, the flight, or the french border.
Hangover kicked in on the flight out of CDG but I beat it back by continuing to drink on the plane.
Good times

I never plan it go this way but alcohol is truly the key to teleporting on long haul flights.

>have 8am flight
>go out drinking heavily until 3am night before
>go back to accommodations and sleep 2-3 hours
>wake up
>shower
>brush teeth
>get to the airport
>have quick drink if needed or if hangover is setting in
>sit down in seat
>asleep before plan takes off
>wake to thud of plan landing

Its a little rough arriving but worth it to basicaly be unconscious for a 10 hour transatlantic flight.

>>2853175
typing silentinly knocking back beers, with a bad back which i have no idea how i got. /druk/

>>2876197
wow actually based how i tried moving this thread form /tv/ to /trv/ and its still here, lol.

still druk.gettting btfo by american dates though. aerghgh.

>>2853849
Wait, I've seen this before, this is a pasta

>be me
>go out drinking in Chiba, Japan
>from 6pm to 2am, drinking lots
>get back to hotel
>vomit lots
>spend next day in bed feeling like shit
>manage to get myself up at 5pm and get to the Hololive concert
only slightly regret it

>>2855190
Why did you do this? I'm an alcoholic and hang out at really dingy sketchy bars in my home country but would never even think to consider doing that in Mexico. Sounds extremely dangerous.

>>2853175
I tried to get druk at restaurants when I was in the Philippines but I'm pretty sure it was all watered down because I didn't feel shit