>>2873988
Why is it so hard to just use the bathroom?

>>2873991
It’s the farts that feel like farts but are actually sharts

best post on /trv/ rn fr fr

>>2873988
Fat homosexuals with loose buttholes should not travel to developing countries.

>>2873999
Just stop farting.

>>2873999
Shart me once, shame on you.
Shart me twice, shart me, you won't shart me again.

>>2874011
Bro that’s not possible, I’ve had stomach issues ever since I woke up during my flight to Bangkok with a really painful stomach with an incredible urge to fart. That was a mistake
I’m also a really fat fuck so I struggle to dash for nearby toilets when emergency strikes.
Either way, my diarrhea has improved today, not constantly needing to shit.
I heard of a self-service laundromat in a neighboring town 20km away. I will try to get there on the rented scooter.

Wish me luck guys!

Yup…I just shat myself once more.

>>2874019
Why are you tooting around on a scooter in the middle of a shartfest? Wash your undies in the bathroom sink and put them out in the sun to dry. I stay close to my room when diarrhea strikes, letting the offending matter get released. Also, I fast for 24 hours minimum to starve the bad gut bugs, drinking only water and electrolyte mix. Then when the worst of the sharting is over (i.e. very little solids in the buttwater) and it's time to go on an excursion, I take 4 mg of loperamide and that usually wraps things up. Thankfully my colon is terminally sluggish and I'm not fat or a glutton either, so diarrhea rarely feels unstoppable like it does for Amerisharts. Even if it does become urgent, I sure as hell don't let it it out into my pants. If you're in the countryside, just drop trou and shit in the bushes. Don't tell me, you're too fat to hold a squat...

>>2874027
It’s alright, I was by a river and there was a little bit of sunset light which made me masked from passing locals, but light enough to see that I wasn’t stepping on a bad snake.
it wasn’t so bad but I still got a skidmark. I managed to reach the laundromat and wash all the clothes including the current pungent undies. It also has a tumble dryer, so I will be going back soon. All my sharted undies are actually spotless now finally.

I appreciate your advice but as you already know, I’m a fat fuck who just can’t handle feeling the slightest hunger so fasting is very difficult. The reason why I did this was to take a leap of faith(not that I can do a leap physically speaking) to reach this laundromat today because the current undies was really starting to reek of BO.

>>2873988
Sharting yourself is an age old Laotian custom. You're safe OP.

Jesus Christ, how big is OP? I weigh 260 pounds and have a very prominent belly, but my underwear size is M. I'm 3 sizes smaller than OP and I'm still a fat fuck.

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>this fucking thread

>>2874082
I was about 350lbs last time I weighed myself 5 months
my shitty genes also put alot of the fat distribution into my ass.

This is the wildest thread I've been apart of in years, wtf

>>2873988
>the average trv sexpat isnt a based right wing weight lifter but a gay, pants shitting fatass

>>2874016
>>2874019
Screencapped, my fucking sides anon

>>2874223
People who care about politics tend to be subhuman, right or left. When you meet attractive people 99% of them dont even know what a cabinet is.

just reduce water intake retard, you'll have longer, more solid shits, fucking retard

>>2874315
Not how it works when your gut is off-balance and extracts water from your body rather than providing water to it. You can be critically dehydrated and still be having diarrhea. However, bad gut bacteria hate electrolytes, so get one of the packets and put it in a liter of water. And for godsakes, don't drink the table water, ever. I endured so much gut pain in Southeast Asia just for being a cheapshit who refused to buy bottled water.

>>2874027
He needs to stop being a fat disgusting pig and go home lol fr

>>2874289
Yes, when your country becomes full of stupid people that's when you get really bad government.

I'm skinny but still shart myself regularly.
It's just being in touch with your own nature unlike over socialized pussies who are scared of their own farts.
You won't get free of the saṃsāra if you don't have to throw away undies on a regular basis.

>>2873988
Stop pumping 13 inch dildo's up your ass every hour, cut back on the spicy shit and eat some protein and carbs. The only place that someone sharts their undies 5 times a day either shops at Walmart or is Indian. Fucking disgusting.

kek wtf

kek wtf

>>2874454
>You won't get free of the saṃsāra
saar

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>>2874016
>Severely injured in a Laotian scooter accident
>Taken to hospital in a rickshaw
>Only possessions is a bag full of heavily soiled underwear
>Doctor asks him his name
>"I'm ano-" [Shits all over the bed]