>>219781348
This is what you wanted

>>219781374
>>219781348
It's not even in theaters yet.

What is this estimate based on?

>>219781348
>Star Wars film
Oh what's this? So they got a new movie? What's Luke up to in it? What's Han up to in it

>>219781348
One of two things is going on but ultimately the same thing.
>They've hidden all the interesting plot elements from the trailers so far thus people think the movie is basically nothing and will just wait to stream it
>The movie is actually just a long filler episode that has no real plot significance and none of the other characters show up, and people are not impressed and will just wait to stream it

Maybe they can save it, maybe they have something to show at CinemaCon tomorrow and it's a big reveal that will get people to start buying tickets.

>>219781348
It will be a moderate success. Disney will present it as a huge victory for Star Wars and chudcels will cope and seethe.

>>219781565
The more important thing is

>Have to watch a bunch of dogshit tv shows to get the plot
>Normies didnt even watch S3 and Boba fett, the few that did hated it
>Nobody knows who Grogu is, they only know Baby Yoda
>It was fotm 10 years ago and everyone moved on

Word of mouth will save it

Isn’t every season of Mandalorian, Mandalorian and Grogu?
It’s not like they are separate entities that linked up, like Batman and Superman

>>219781348
This looks atrocious. Why is Yoda riding on Boba Fetts back? Is he teaching Boba about the force? That little green thing looks AI generated too.

>>219781403
Moloch told them

>>219781680
>Why is Yoda riding on Boba Fetts back? Is he teaching Boba about the force?
You're shitposting, but if that had happened in RotJ it would be one of your favorite scenes ever.

glurp shitto fans on suicide watch

>>219781519
>What's Luke up to in it? What's Han up to in it
they're protecting trans kids and killing anyone who misgenders them

>>219781403
>Tracking
Basically, a statistical correlation between early sales and final numbers.
Late tracking is now so accurate that it's been years since any movie was off by more than ~15%, but this is still very early tracking from before Marketing really kicking in, so these numbers REALLY need to be taken with a grain of salt.

Still keeping Disney executives awake, though.

>>219781519
>Luke
>Han
Time for your pills gramps

what about glork though

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>>219782210

Only Muricans care about Star Trash

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>>219781374
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Ne9sRcSrM

These characters are gay. I want to see Maul and his pretty twilek apprentice. Don't care to see some goody two shoes cowboy and his Muppet.

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In Season 1 every Mandalorian episode ended with exceptionally cool concept art that made you stay and watch to the very end. When they took that away in Season 2 I knew the future of that series was fucked.

>>219781374
>This is what you wanted
QRD?

Nobody wishes harm on things they love.

>>219781374
Not at first, I was rooting for Disney Wars to succeed. They've gone to extreme effort to alienate me.

You guys ever get athlete's foot, and like, it feels really good to scratch, even though it also kind of hurts?

that's the only thing I feel towards watching star wars sink to the bottom of the ocean

>>219782221
Anna's cute, I'm gonna follow him

>>219783282
>Nobody wishes harm on things they love
KEK have you forgotten the reaction to the farce awakens?

>>219783298
This.
I remember thinking Disney could pull off a good new trilogy given the success they had with Marvel at the time. Honestly couldn't believe they went in with literally no overarching plot for the new trilogy.

>>219783282
Correct but you dont love people or things after they betray you, so wishing the worst on them is the only correct course of action.

>>219783336
>I remember thinking Disney could pull off a good new trilogy given the success they had with Marvel at the time
LMAO

you got what you fuckin' deserve

imagine using marvel slop as a barometer for quality

>>219783391
Marvel capeshit was by no means quality filmmaking, but gosh did it make a lot of money. And this is what we're talking about here.

>>219783391
Phase 1 Marvel films are better than the prequels. Cry more.

>>219783282
nerd fandoms are built on resentment, not love. both the pro-and anti-disney "sides" of the star wars fandom hate star wars.

>>219781348
It's a stupid title. Grogu is a stupid name. Might as well name it The Adventures of Glup Shitto

>>219783721
they specifically put grogu in the title because season 3 of the mandolorian had the title character beaten and replaced by the female mandolorian

>>219781519
>>Star Wars film
>Oh what's this? So they got a new movie? What's Luke up to in it? What's Han up to in it

This attitude is what ruined the new trilogy. I don't want the same old characters doing the same old thing. Sure, maybe have a little scene showing what happened to them, but I want new people and new conflicts in new places.

>>219781348
If you release a tv movie in the cinema, what do you expect?

They didn't learn their lesson from the low box office of The Marvels, which you needed to have watched about 6 different films and tv series (some of which were exclusively behind a paywall on Disney +) to actually have an idea what was happening and thats even before you actually liked it or not. At least this will have a text crawl at the start explaining that shit, but good fun explaining the whole of the Mandelorian series in about 6 sentences in an engaging way that will make people who like starwars, but weren't big enough fans to get a permanent D+ subscription, excited to see the film and not confused.

In the UK they make things like this but just to show as christmas specials, which might be simulcast in a cinema if its big like Doctor Who.

>>219781519
reminder that the end of season 2 had luke show up and take baby yoda to train him, then they put the next part in book of boba fett to try and make people watch that shitty show where baby yoda immediately leaves and goes back to mandolorian for no reason

>>219783282
nu wars isn't star wars, fucking tranny

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He won. He was right all along. Sad incel nerds and dumb alcoholic manbaby youtube grifters thought they knew better than a billionaire who became the most influential filmmaker in the world. Crazy.

>>219783979
People who are allowed to live on their own and cook their own food can follow the marvels just fine without having watched the TV shows or previous movies.

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Calling it Mandalorian and Grogu was a huge miss. Leave the Grogu name out, he functions better as a foil. Put him on the posters etc and in the trailer.

Give Mandalorian a real villain. He's a hero, but why? What is he saving, Joe Random in the world? Make the villain something important to the world. Maybe a sith, maybe a big enemy Mandalorian.

Blank slate the whole film. Do NOT make viewing 3 seasons of a show locked behind a paid subscription streaming service necessary.

These are all simple things. Did no one in the writer's room run these by anyone? No meetings with the board of directors, etc? I wouldn't be surprised if this movie's entire concept and creative direction came from AI prompts that were then shit out onto a green screen with cheap jeet CG and overpaid actors phoning in their lines. Disgraceful from top to bottom.

>>219784067
>Do NOT make viewing 3 seasons of a show locked behind a paid subscription streaming service necessary.
That's the whole reason he gave up on the darksaber and took Baby Yoda back from Luke. You could watch season 1, then the movie, and not miss a single thing

>>219783944
>I don't want the same old characters doing the same old thing.
Literally one of the biggest issues with the Prequels were the fact they reused characters even when completely inappropriate.

Oh shit, I just remembered. Kathleen Kennedy is gone.

>>219781374
No it's not I want a world where we stopped talking about Star Wars after the prequels sucked balls

>The Mundoglop & Gogshitto
Who the fuck is responsible for naming this?

>>219781348
This movie is way too fucking late, baby yoda is a covid era phenomenon for onions millennials who watched it on netflix and never went back to theaters

Called it with the 1st Disney movie. Was absolute trash. The prequels didn't do the series any favors but they are miles ahead of Disney garbage.

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>>219781348
>Star wars is finished
Ever since the ST took a dump on the classic characters.

I THINK LUKE'S CANON ENDING SUCKS!

>>219785088
Which characters?

>>219781348
This is retarded. Why are you idiots so concerned whether or not a harmless kids movie is successful? How can something be "on track" if it's not even out yet? GD, this is dumb.

>>219781590
Unless this movie gets very close to, or cracks, $1 billion at the global box-office then there's no way they can play this kind of movie off as a victory. Solo made $393 million worldwide and was considered an unmitigated box-office bomb. This movie might not even match Solo.

>>219784018
George didn't win because he was already rich but sold his baby to Disney for a few extra billion anyway and now they've ruined the franchise so badly that young boys don't even like Star Wars anymore.

>>219781348
How is that lower than Solo, that made 393 million dollars. Did solo seriously make more than 1/4 of its box office in the first weekend?

>>219781348
told you it was a mistake not to include glob shittu the only star wars character everyone loves and remembers

>>219781374
It's them who wanted to stick it to the old "toxic" fans, now they're surprised we're not interested.

>>219785157
Yeah they should have released this movie in 2023 instead of the third season.

>>219785411
R2 D2
C3P0
Boba Fett
Chewbacca

The only characters that needed to return were Yoda, Obi Wan, Anakin, and The Emperor. An argument might be made to bring back Owen and Bail or Baby Luke and Leia but otherwise there is no reason for any of those other characters to come back apart from nostalgia baiting. We almost got Han in ROTS which would have neen even more embarrassing than Chewbacca.

>>219786100
Solo's worldwide opening weekend was $147.5 million. Most movies make the majority of their box-office in the opening weekend when hype is at its peak and there's no bad word-of-mouth yet.

>>219781374
I never wished for a crappy second season, a dogshit third season and then what is definitely going to be a dogshit film.

Who the fuck is Grogu? That's clearly Baby Yeed.

It really is impressive that, aside from the lightning in a bottle that was Mando S1, Disney has managed to completely destroy one of the biggest and most influential multimedia franchises in history inside of ten years. Almost no one gives a shit about Star Wars anymore.

It's a kid's movie you fucking retards. It exists to sell toys and plastic crap to children and manchildren. It's not high cinema, it's a fucking commercial.

>>219786152
The droids are intrinsic to Star Wars, the OT is seen through their eyes and are both owned by the Skywalker family going back to when Anakin and Padme first meet. Chewbacca I can live with too, he's only there for one movie and seeing Wookies fighting in the war is 100% a good idea. It also fits well that Obi Wan meets Han through Chewie in Mos Eisley since they might have already known each other. I always thought the clones in the Clone War turning out to be thousands of Boba Fetts was pretty retarded though.

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>>219781374
>This is what you wanted
This. The REAL star wars fans demanded infinite girlboss slop.

>>219786067
all it does is cements his legacy. in the long term star wars will be remembered as a series of six movies and the rest will be an amusing footnote about how you cannot replace a visionary.

>>219783217
When the concept art for the evil twilek girl showed cleavage that wasn't in the actual episode, I knew the future of the series was fucked.

>>219783979
> In the UK they make things like this but just to show as christmas specials, which might be simulcast in a cinema if it’s big like Doctor Who.
Doctor Who has not been culturally relevant in over a decade. The last season had the lowest ratings ever but they still dwarfed Starfleet Academy.
God imagine telling your 10 year old self that all your favorite sci-fi and fantasy series will be getting big budget TV shows but they’ll all be terrible.

>>219786347
disney is very obviously not aiming their star wars material at children.

>>219781348
The glut of really bad streaming tv shows certainly didn't help, notice Mando got bad around the time KK decided she needed to get more involved

Same thing happened with Star Trek, a glut of shows with a few diamonds in the rough except those tried being Tumblr edgy with gore and swearing

>>219786502
>God imagine telling your 10 year old self that all your favorite sci-fi and fantasy series will be getting big budget TV shows but they’ll all be terrible.
Why do you care?? Incel!

>>219786564
George made SW for a young audience, the kind he remembered being while watching Flash Gordon on Saturday mornings. He tried to buy the rights to FG but couldn't get it so came up with Star Wars. He knew exactly what he was making and who it was for. The prequel hysteria came from pathetic grown ass men with no self awareness. Disney seems to think those are the target audience.

>>219786347
No its a fat faggot and obese quirk chungus film. Disney starwars is only catered to childless fat women and onions men who cry everytime their nostalgia gets touched

>>219786781
thankfully none of this is true

>>219781348
They had Star Wars fans back on board for maybe a year with this character before they fired Gina Carano for saying "Political division is bad" and Pedro Pascal started having online shitfights with YouTubers.

>>219781374
True!

>>219786377
>The droids are intrinsic to Star Wars
They aren't. It's one hell of a contrivance that the two droids that end up with the death Star plans also happened to be on adventures with the rest of the casy during the rise of the empire. It's even more of a contrivance that Anakin built him. And doubly so that R2 didn't tell anyone about literally everything he knew.
>Beep boop beep
>What do you mean my dad is Darth Vader?
>beep boop boop
You saved my mom from being boiled alive
>Beeep beep beep
Wait Uncle Owen already owned C-3P0? How didn't he recognize him? He never owned a protocol droid apart from him.
>Beeep
Wait you literally brought my dad to a lava planet where he was crippled?

>>219781348
I feel like this bodes ill for the new Spaceballs

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>>219781374
Yes, I want star wars dead.

>>219783435
>Phase 1 Marvel films are better than the prequels. Cry more.
oh I am crying... of laughter LMAO

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>>219787196
>before they fired Gina Carano for saying "Political division is bad"
It's funny how the media framed it as "She compared Republicans to oppressed jews in nazi Germany, she's doing a heckin antisemitism!!!" when this is the actual post she made.

>>219781348
How the fuck is it even making that much?

>>219781965
>from before Marketing really kicking in
are you high? they paid regal so much they changed the imax logo to an ad for this shit. every regal imax movie will have a trailer for this shit.

>>219783327
middling but hopeful the next movie wouldn't shit the bed?

Only toxic masculinity can save it now.

>>219781565
>The movie is actually just a long filler episode that has no real plot significance and none of the other characters show up
Low stakes episodic storytelling is what was fun about the Mandalorian in the first place. The quality went off a cliff once every other episode became a trailer for a new Filoni cinematic universe show.

>>219781374
Uh? I did nothing.

bring the sexy twileks on! the only way to save star wars

>>219781348
they overplayed their baby yeed hand. we told them vehemently as it was in play and winning us all... kathleen knows better. and now its in the bin wilth alf and furbee

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>>219781348
What the FUCK is a grogu?

>>219788744
a star trek porn story: sexy twileks foursome: one eat a pussy and fuck 2 other twilekunts with her head tentacles one on each side next to the one being eaten. thank you. now pay me

>>219781348
The series earned an emotional ending when Mando left Grogu with Luke. Then when at the end of the Boba Fett show, Grogu falls in Mandos lap and he’s like “Grogu my best buddy my old pal you’re back!” that seemed like a studio note that they had to keep the two together

>>219788807
Baby Yeed

>>219788900
Formally Chuck's

grogu is not rogu

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>>219781348
Haven't you guys been saying this for nearly a decade?

>>219781348
why did this need to be a movie? if its just capitalize on the baby yeed hype then theyre years too late

>>219789154
It's the first time tracking has ever been this low.

>>219781565
>no real plot significance and none of the other characters show up
This is a selling point for any Star Wars at this time.

>>219789176
They got fucked by the 2023 strikes, which happened just as studios were recovering from COVID. The 2020s will be a lost decade for Hollywood.

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>>219789239
The 30s will be better?

>>219781565
It's painfully obvious that there's no compelling story. I'd hazard a guess that they took the plotline for an episode proposed for s4, added in some elements from other episodes, and then padded it out.
The entire film is just disney trying to use the supposed goodwill from The Mandalorian to relaunch the star wars films. That's it.
"Hey you know that tv show you love?! Well it's also a film that you can pay to watch in cinemas!"
That it's tracking so low and they haven't put out any trailers showcasing the 'surprise' cameos means that they're probably not in there. You'll get Ahsoka, one or two of the Rebels retards, and that's it. No Luke.

The backhalf of season 2 and Disney's shameless in-show advertisement of forty different spin offs completely killed it for me. Never even bothered with season 3, never watched the other shit that followed after.
It's funny that the show that actually instilled some faith in the franchise for me again ended up also taking it to Funky Town.

>>219789534
hollywood won't exist anymore, so yeah

>>219781374
>>219783282
This is the fault of The Clone Wars fans that couldn't stop sucking Filoni's cock.

>>219788083
>And doubly so that R2 didn't tell anyone about literally everything he knew.

He isn't being mind wiped at the end of Revenge of the Sith, which is a procedure mentioned as early as Empire Strikes Back.

>They aren't.
Yes, they are. They're supposed to be the audience perspective for the events going on.

>>219786441
The funny part is that the character most often ripped off by Disney that's from the EU isn't even someone from the movies, but Kyle Katarn. There's three different versions of the guy in the Disney canon, Andor being the most blatant plagiarism.

>>219786482
George is still gonna go down as the retard who sold it and gave control to a Karen and a cowboy furry hack, both of which he hired.

>>219783336
The Mouse Wars started as woke girlboss trash which shit on legacy male characters but the MCU degenerated into it only with Captain Marvel, Thor 4, She-Hulk and the Marvels.

>>219783944
>doing the same old thing
Lol
The fact that returning characters were hollowed out shells if their former selves, having undone all the heroism they performed prior, was one of the biggest criticisms of the sequels.

Why hasn't kathleen kennedy been fired? Does she have pictures of executives shoving live babies up their asses or something?

>>219790430
She has been, the guy who jerks off to the orange alien is now in charge.

Mandolorian and grugu is a fucking dum name. Even "The Mandolorian Movie" would have been better. The best would have been "The Mandolorian: some subtitle"

>>219783282
You should wish for euthanasia on something beyond repair.

>>219789154
Every Disney Star Wars movie has been the lowest-performing Disney Star Wars movie.

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>>219781374
I was/am still hoping they flesh out the ST actually.

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>>219781348
There's a movie???

>>219790750
it's an extended disney+ show episode that they decided to release in theaters for some reason

>>219788440
do you understand what marketing kicking in means

>>219790812
Are they trying to attract attention to it flopping in some masterful kind of 4D gambit or something?

>>219790744
You can't polish a turd.

>>219783282
If something that entertained you changes hands, becomes a political propaganda and preaches at its audience instead of entertaining, you cut it off.

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>>219781374
>I killed Star Wars

If they actually showed the shows in normal channels after a set time instead of vaulting them in streaming services they could get people who are not diehard franchise fans to actually see it.

>>219781348
>star wars movie that require you to have subbed to the streaming service and watch 3 or 4 different seasons of the show to understand
Executives are retarded

>>219790841
>ads plastered everywhere isn't "marketing kicking in"
then what is?

>>219791239
streaming is the "normal channels" now.

>>219783282
True but I hate Disneywars and I want it to die.

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will the mandalorian again be in the background while Bo-Katan girlbosses?

>>219781348
Kathleen Kennedy and feminism completely dismantled this cash cow IP, and George Lucas and Disney let it happen.

>>219782221
Wow Glupp Shitto in live action? That's worth $20 at the theater and 2 hours of my time!

>>219791287
Disney also drank this koolaid it seems

>>219781403
>look at presales
>extrapolate against other known presales and actual performance

>>219781374
I want the death of all jews. You wanna throw shit on the walls.
We are not the same.

>>219790430
She has epstein style blackmail on every executive at Disney. Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant Leslie Hedland was KK's second in command and gave Crazy KK leverage and intel over everyone, including Iger.

Should Jizzney just sell Lucasfilm back to George for $0 and cut their losses?

>>219790430
Loyal member of the club. She does her job just fine.
Her job is to hate on everything white.

>>219791485
bruh broadcast has been dead for about a decade. the reason they actively avoid it now is because they utterly dread nielsen ratings being able to accurately gauge viewership and for it to show simpons losing 99% of its viewership isn't just limited to that one show.

with streaming they get to pretend shit is successful, because there is no independently verifiable viewership data.

>>219781374
I wanted a Darth Bane Trilogy. Thanks to AI, I'll make it myself

>>219790430
because firing her would be admitting everything she and they have done for the last decade was a mistake, and they're a publicly traded company.

>>219781374
Yes but it's still not enough sadly.

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>>219781374
this is what i want

>>219789643
Ahsoka is in another galaxy. All you really need is showing Thrawn building up power since all of this is leading to a big team up vs Thrawn movie.

>>219786324
I have enjoyed Maul so far, however I reserve my judgment until the series is over. I do agree basically everything outside of Mando S1 has basically been irredeemably dog shit. Obi-Wan was just slightly better than the rest of the dogshit, but still not great.

>>219791428
George Lucas didn't let it happen, he recommended KK, and fought for the current leadership.
>Art is not for amateurs

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>>219781621
>Word of mouth will...
...send it straight to the dumpster where it belongs.

>>219789879
>He isn't being mind wiped at the end of Revenge of the Sith
Yeah that's the problem. Why didn't R2 mention any of this pertinent information to any of the other characters in the Orignal trilogy? Surely R2 would have known who the fuck yoda was and just you know... tell Luke who they were looking for in ESB.

>the droids are the audience's avatar
They only served that purpose in A New Hope and even then that role really stops being the case by the time they meet Obi-wan. They served actually narrative purpose for the OT white being shoehorned into the PT just because they're iconic. Any other astromech droid could have taken R2's place Nd C-3P0 could literally be edited out with no changes.

>>219791886
>all the heroes teaming up against Thrawn!
>(except Luke because... umm... he's busy)
>(and obviously Han and Leia aren't involved, duh)
>(and so naturally that means that Lando, Wedge, c3po and r2d2 won't be there either)
>(just to clarify, by 'heroes', we mean Filoni's oc retard wank that no one cares about)

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>>219781374
I’m fully convinced any comment or discourse online about Star Wars is bots and shills. I do not believe there is a fandom for this series anymore. I do not believe people are watching these D+ series and liking them. I do not believe anyone is excited about this movie. I do not believe these threads are organic. I do not believe these posts are from real people

>>219781374
I wanted Luke Skywalker married to Mara Jade and have kids.

>>219788362
pls gooby, her ""argument"" is worse

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>>219792816
I'm not a bot. (((Disney))) uses a LOT of bots for sure, though. Regardless, I think the audience for anything (((Disney))) star wars is pretty fucking small at this point.

>>219782221
i like bjork

>>219781348
Mike Stoklasa of Red Letter Media killed Star Wars.

He brainwashed people into hating the Prequels and made them threaten & bullied George Lucas into selling Star Wars to Disney. Then Mike convinced Disney to hire JJ Abrams for Star Wars (Mike Stoklasa specifically asked for Abrams to write the Star Wars movies even).

Everything wrong with Star Wars is because of Mike Stoklasa from Red Letter Media.

Mike Stoklasa deserve to be put into a brazen bull and given the most agonizing death.

>>219784374
>just watch season 1
how about no?
queer

>>219789154
disney would've made more money from a money market account than they would have with what they spent on star wars
until that changes, it's a failure

>>219793040
But it's not over until they stop making these movies and shows.

>>219792908
>pls gooby, her ""argument"" is worse
How so

>>219792924
based

>>219782363
Hottest woman of all time in this film
Also
>THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT

>>219781374
I wanted a to see Luke leading a reformed (not re-formed) order of Jedi that left behind the the passionless, detached asceticism of the old order and approached the Force with a more yingyang hard/soft philosophy than the Jedi of old. I wanted to see a flourishing New Republic facing new, external threats, not a boring rehash of the same conflict we’d already seen.

>>219782221
Fucking hell.

>>219793040
why would they do that when they can insider trade with shell companies that'll file bankruptcy?

>>219794358
She really is pretty. That scene in the kitchen is top kino.

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>>219790744
>finally be able to get past first 10 minutes of The Last Jedi by watching it on fastforward
>it's a nonstop parade of the dumbest shit imaginable, even worse than I imagined

>>219788338
Those aren't tears, they're Lucas's spunk. Try not sucking him off between posts.

>>219781374
No we didn't. Women ruined star wars.

>>219793001
This

>>219781348
Who the fuck is the mandalorian?
I have seen all the star wars movies and he is not even hinted at once.
Maybe this is why no one gives a fuck about buying a ticket.

>>219781348
G A P E D by BIG PLUMBER COCK

>>219793001
while I agree with this, the fact remains that even if this was avoided, woke identity politics still infiltrated everything in existence leading to the garbage we have today.

>>219793001
Mike wanted JJ and Disney to make GOOD Star Wars movies. He saw them take irrelevant superheroes like Iron Man and GotG and make them household names. Nobody expected Disney to hijack Star Wars and turn it into a girl brand.

>>219796695
JJ Abrams is the mystery box filmmaker who created this shit. You're not supposed to know but it's just great OK you dumb goy just pay the fucking money.

>>219796797
>Disney to make

Why did anyone think we were going to get good star wars from disney? Why was anyone under this impression?

>>219796967
When Disney bought LucasFilm, they had crowd-pleasing blockbusters down to a science. This was Avengers and Frozen Disney. Not live action remake and Strange World Disney.

>>219796967
Do you not remember the powerhouse disney was back in 2012 when they bought Star Wars? Pixar was still producing classics with only one real dud Card 2. Marvel had just finished phase 1 of its film which were critical and massive monetary hits. Their Animation Studio was coming off a new high with Tangled and Wreck it Ralph. I swear people forget that Disney was actually a good company in the early 2010s. I know that was a decade ago but come on.

>>219797243
I guess there was a moment in time where there was a legit disney that could theoretically make a good star wars, but there was no way to predict that the gamer gate/woke identity politics flood gates would completely usurp everything after the sale. man we were way too optimistic at that time.

>>219797708
Don’t forget how by dumping the touchstone label, they implied they wouldn’t shy away from less child-centric projects under their brand.

I’ll buy a ticket when they bring back Darth Icky or Darth Insanius.

this is the way

THEY FLOP NOW!?

THEY FLOP NOW!!

>>219791500
presales?
no one would seriously pre-purchase a video game, let alone a movie

>>219786502
Russian views aren't counted, so your opinion is irrelevant, Alexi.

>>219781348
He's still lugging the fucking baby around? Jesus christ. I remember hoping that plot would be over by S2 so the show could get back to Star Wars Western.

wheres the blue female mandalorian that shows up and does everything

>>219799534
Ah, Bo-Katan, AKA Filoni's wife's self insert.
She'll be there, don't worry.

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>>219797708
Let me try to explain things from a somewhat longer view. Yes, all the identity and trans shit infected Disney just like it infected everything else, but it didn’t substantially change Disney’s model. For basically the entirety of their existence, Disney’s modus operandi was taking faerie tales and folklore and folklore, sanitizing them for a modern audience, and giving them a healthy dusting of saccharine. The only versions of Robin Hood, The Little Mermaid, Snow White, Cinderella, etc. that you likely even know are the ones that Disney told to you.

Star Wars and comics are basically just the modern equivalents of faerie tales and folklore. They alienated some of the old-school comics guys like me with their handling of the MCU, but compared to Star Wars, comics are incredibly niche. Star Wars was a true cultural phenomenon. Basically the entire world knows the story of Star Wars. Hell, it spawned its own religion. So when people fuck with it, there’s a far broader backlash. People react to it in much the same way that they would react to a “re-imagining” of Arthurian Legend where Arthur pulls the sword from the stone, then proceeds to fuck off to become a bitter old hermit, never uniting Britain and never forming his Round Table.

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>>219799821
>This nigga hates Disney's animated film because they're too "sanatized"
Consider ripping that black heart out of your chest and placing it in this box.

>>219796797
JJ couldn’t even make a good Star Trek film. The fat that Mike Stoklasa thought his Star Trek movie was good an that JJ was a good fit for Star Wars shows that Mike Stoklasa is the biggest retard on the planet.

>>219781348
>muh box office numbers
I'm 100% going to watch this movie, and I'm sure I'll enjoy it, but I have literally zero interest in watching it at a movie theater. I fucking hate theaters. Why would I want to go sit in a big room with niggers around me just to see a movie a few weeks earlier than on my own TV?

>>219799821
Yeah let's juat ignore Lucas was sanitizing the Series with the prequels and that gay animated series. Shit dude we just gonna ignore all the ewok shit from the 80s?

I pay so little attention to star wars I didn't even know there was a new movie much less one that was out right now

>>219781348
>first season releases
>people love the baby yoda, mando, and the small main cast
>people praise it for mando not removing his helmet
>season two releases
>introduce a bunch of helmetless girl boss mandalorians
>decide to name baby yoda after a pasta sauce
>have mando begin taking his helmet off constantly
why do so many companies continue to fuck up a good thing despite such an ample history of it backfiring? if they are in it for money why self sabotage so frequently?

>>219799953
>talks loudly into a brightly lit iphone in front of you

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Can they just apologize to George Lucas already and bring back the prequelverse?

>>219799917
You’re missing the point. When you sanitize something that’s already pretty clean, you round off all the jagged edges, all the things that made it stick to begin with. That’s why the sequels have zero blood, zero sex appeal, zero soul. If you want to get into the cultural bloodstream, you have to break the skin.

>>219801604
And you're being retarded and acting like Disney was always sanitizing shit when it wasn't

>>219803633
It always has been. Check out the original Little Mermaid story if you don’t believe me.

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>>219798150
I know right?

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>>219803682
>This is sanitized
Yeah anon changing the ending to be happy doesn't meant the work is heavily sanitized.

>>219781374
No
I wanted to see as a wise and powerful jedi master having adventure while rebuilding the jedi temple with his hot redhead tsundere wife
But disney made him

>>219781348
>and grogu
Fucking kek!

Gay

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>>219783944
Either set it far enough ahead that the OG cast are dead, and there's enough of a gap that it won't feel like the OT's victories were worthless, or actually give a modicum of care to the returning cast instead of making them horrible photocopies of the originals stained in misery and failure.

Or do whatever, fuck it, just don't make it shit. too late though, it will literally never get better now, Enjoy Andor I guess, you're not gonna get any more of that either.

>>219782221
what about Crapo?

>>219784067
>hannah montana linux
i need to distro hop immediately

>>219781348
Star wars, the kids show?

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>>219783282
I WANNA HURT YOU JUST TO HEAR YOU SCREAMING MY NAME

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the trailers quality looked weird

some shots were okay
some looked deepyl fan made

>>219782221
The Mnadloarani and Ggour

>>219788440
>every regal imax movie will have a trailer for this shit.
>will have
So you agree that the marketing is still in the future.

>>219781348
Good. Fuck capitalist megacorpos milking existing ips for every drop of "content"

Rey Palpatine killed this franchise

>>219781348
They could have made a stupid amount of money if they had made a movie after the first season but they couldn't resist doing what they do and had to kill the hype with feminist girl boss garbage.

>>219781590
>will be a moderate success. Disney will present it as a huge victory for Star Wars
But it's the chuds coping? Lol

>>219781348
i didn't even know this shit existed until i saw an ad for it before avatar 3

>>219803904
That’s exactly what it means, dumbass. Just like ditching Tony’s alcoholism, just like giving Thanos some half-assed environmental conscience, just like having Civil War have a playground fight until everyone puts on their serious face the instant someone actually gets injured.

>On another episode of "4chan hates media, makes 500 posts about it."

>>219781348
The Mandalorian movie?? fucking when??
>also
Camrip fucking when??

>>219799449
I'm pretty sure that was the plan when they handed the baby off to Luke at the end of S2, but then the Boba Fett show ran out of ideas almost immediately and the writers went "fuck it bring back baby yeed again".

>>219786482
No it'll go down as a shit IP that nobody likes and it'll be forgotten after you die.

>>219789859
I hate Tom at Midnight's edge so fucking much for this very reason and the reason I interrupting piece of shit but mainly the filoni cock sucking

>>219796797
Just get in the bull mike

>>219800267
What are you talking about question mark

>>219808719
it will in fact be one of the only hollywood movies people will be able to name 100+ years from now, just like elizabethan theater produced thousands of plays but a modern person has only heard of shakespeare and maybe a couple of other playwrights if you went to college. all you favorite "ips" will perish within 1-2 generations. the matrix, for example, is already gone, younger people don't know what that is. but a kid in a classroom in 2126 will have to say "george lucas made star wars" to get a passing grade in his history class.

>>219789969
>in the far future people will still talk about whatever ragebait drama the youtube algorithm is feeding me right now

>>219781348
Who the fuck names a film The Mandaloiran & Grogu anyway? I shouldn't be the one to tell these billion dollar corporations who spend millions to decide on these things. No-one knows who Grogu is. Any title is better even something generic like the Legacy of the Mandalorian.

>>219809379
I've held that opinion since TFA.

There’s people who think “Baby Yoda” is Yoda.

>>219781348
time for Batman vs Boba Fett

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>I bypassed making a profit!

>>219786482
>six
Are there really people who think the prequels aren't laughably bad? Very few movies featured on MST3K weren't better

>>219809681
and? how does that relate to my point?

>>219809816
Zoomers who grew up with them (and the Clone Wars cartoon) are now old enough to post on 4chan

>>219809823
How does your point relate to my post at all?

>>219809881
by the fact of you choosing to address the reply to me, leading me to assume you thought it contradicted my point somehow

>>219809816
it doesn't matter what you or anybody else thinks about them, all that matters for posterity is whether they've managed to stay alive in public consciousness, and they objectively did. you can keep typing "but i don't like them" over and over until you die and it won't change the fact that they will be remembered over all the movies you do like.

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>>219809816
We've been through this a million times and a dude who wrote long ass replies made good points about Doug Chiang's design talent being the highlight of the prequels. They got him for the final sequel too but since he came in so late I don't think he could do much and he was much older anyway.

I really hope these threads are botted.

- The movie isn't out yet. It' not out for over a month.

- As of writing ticket pre-sales aren't even available

If you are an actual non-bot human reading this please keep this in mind and also note OP is a schizo. Dead fucking Internet.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/type/op/filter/text/ml/%22The%20Mandalorian%20%26%20Grogu%22/

>>219809816
>MST3K
>caring about boomer e-celeb has-beens.

>>219781348
This is out?

>>219809936
Either you were implying I got my opinion from some breadtuber, some other point that still doesn't relate to my post or you accidentally replied to me, because it doesn't make any sense otherwise.
Just say you didn't mean to reply to me next time.

>>219800308
This rogers my roger

>>219810452
you were claiming that posterity will view george lucas through the lens of things like dave filoni being a furry and i'm telling you that's absurd because almost nobody in the world knows who dave filoni is today, let alone in a hundred years. your perspective is skewed by belonging to a particular internet niche that thrives on this kind of gossip.

>>219781348
You need to stop assuming Drinker and his Cronies are always right.

Baby Yoda will clear $500 million when all is said and done easy.

>>219793001
>brainwashed people into hating the prequels

Thanks for the opinion zoomer. If you were alive when the prequels were released you would know that people hated them from the beginning and it just grew over time. If anything, more people like them now from nostalgia. Late night TV and SNL were already making fun of them before jewtube was even a concept.

is there any redeemable nu-star wars media outside of andor? i enjoyed that a lot. i watched rogue one after and i don't know how anyone liked that movie without having the context from andor. i was invested in those characters and absolutely nothing else.

>>219781348
I turned off the second he said he only hunters imperials. Fucking lightweight. Star Wars refused to have morally complex characters. It's why Boba Fett didn't do a single gangster activity in his own show. Piss water crime lord.

>>219810787
Holy projection, how you came to that conclusion from me calling Filoni a hack is nuts.
Are you autistic? Is this Dave himself?

>>219781403
Jew guessing.

>>219810894
It will make under 500m and cause yidney to panic about the fate of star wars.

>>219811014
Electronic Arts Jedi games (Fallen Order, Survivor), Tales of the Jedi Dooku episodes, Maul show that's airing now is quite good so far.

>>219811014
Rogue One is complete shit and the people who like it (nostalgia tards) are the very same that hate The Force Awakens for its Nostalgia pandering. I don't understand the cognitive dissonance someone has to display to hate the Force Awakens but still like Rogue One.

>>219811667
i thought both were tolerable.
TLJ was putrid garbage and i stopped entirely there

>>219790893
You can.
I saw a Mythbusters episode about that,

>>219781374
Yep, that's me. I wanted SW to die.
I'm just THAT powerful.

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>>219810894
>Drinker out of nowhere
Rent free

>>219786067
>young boys don't even like Star Wars anymore.
I'm only going to show my kids the original trilogy, maybe the prequels

>>219781348
Don't worry. Disney will continue to release complete garbage

>>219783282
I do
I'm mentally ill

>>219781348
What the fuck were they thinking? They couldn't even get people to show up for a movie about HAN SOLO, which is why the Boba Fett movie was shelved. What do they think changed between now and then?

>>219788362
Her biggest sin was equating Jews and gentiles as the same.
May hashem forgive her.

>>219781374
until Disney stops with the wokeshit and lets franchise be aimed at boys and men again?
yeah

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>>219781348
I abhor Disney Star Wars and I never watch streaming shows, but I have to admit that I LOVE the poster for Mando & Grogu. I'm a big fan of the vintage aesthetic. The poster looks like it's from the 50s or something.

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>>219781348
the most jewish face i have ever seen

>>219815510
He's certainly very dysgenic.

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>>219815509
They did this in order to trick you in the exact way you're describing. They know exactly what you want. But if they trick enough people that the boot comes off their throat, they'll take the whole thing right back to pic

>>219781348
How the fuck do you estimate a movie you can't buy tickets for yet? They just went on sale today and this article is several days old. And WHO THE FUCK even buys tickets a month in advance anymore anyway? There's no good reason to.

>>219781965
>presales
Which hadn't started yet when this was published.

>>219812642
>those mecha chickens that were defeated by teddy bears with stone age technology?
>let's make more of those but this time leave the pilot exposed

>>219783309
No, I just dunk my toes in peroxide or baking soda water.

>>219781403
Wishy thinking by some street-shitter outlet. On twitter.

>>219784018
He got his payoff, it was never a contest. You're simping for a man who sold his legacy.

>>219815509
This poster sucks ass. How low are your standards? How many times can you feature the same characters on a poster? They had to make sure old woman actress got a spot too, great action shot of her just looking off in a direction or something.

>>219789643
They took Season 4 scripts and removed some filler to make it into a 2 hr 12 min movie. This decision was made during the last Hollyweirdo strike. Allegedly there were already crew rebuilding the interior Slave I set when they canned season 4, that Boba would have been in. But he got cut when it turned into a movie.

>>219815780
>They had to make sure old woman actress got a spot too, great action shot of her just looking off in a direction or something.
She looks like she's about to lecture Mando on toxic masculinity.

>>219791500
>presales
There were none until this this morning.

>>219809701
And some of those people never saw a movie with Yoda in it.

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>>219781348
Your new Rebellions leader at Disney's Star Wars Galaxy's Edge!

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Fans are Fucking LOVING this!

Just two more weeks.

>>219816728
looks like a porn parody trailer

>>219816728
lol they are skipping the middle man and just mocking themselves at this point

>>219815509
I just don't get it, classically, Star Wars has been its own thing, this cute parody style alone is fucking weird enough that people will avoid it.