>wE aRe LiViNg In A dReAm

>>219784172
MR JEFFRIES THE SHIT IT COME OUT OF MY ASS

Me tell about Judy.

federal?

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>>219784172
ALBERT I THINK I'LL TAKE THAT SECOND MINERAL WATER

Honestly, pure kino. One of the best scenes in the movie.

>>219784231
I'd eat at Judy's if you know what I mean

>>219784247
coop - season 3
david bowie - lynch
albert - audience

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>>219784621
>Honestly, pure kino. One of the best scenes in the movie.

>>219784621
isn't it a deleted scene?

>>219784172
AW HELL GAWD BABY DAMN NAW

>>219787241
haha hooker lesbo orgy

>>219787213
It's from The Missing Pieces

We are NAHT going to talk about that now

>>219787167
FWWM's deleted scenes track is literally its own feature-length film

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>>219784231
Muh space coffee pot that is also a doorway to another dimension

So... Who won in the end?

>its a Jaques and Leo rape two 15 year old girls in public scene
What the fuck Lynch? Not only do you expect me to belive this would happen but you also want me to believe Leo would would give up a hot piece of tail like Shelly for that mid bitch Laura?

>>219787901
Diane. I'm not even joking.

>>219787944
Elaborate on that.

>>219787977
>quits her shitty job in the FBI
>finds the real cooper
>fucks the fake cooper
>kills the humunculous cooper
>goes to Twin Peaks to see what the fuck cooper was always going on about
>tells Albert to go fuck himself
>dies in the black lodge to save the real cooper
Dianefags eating good

>>219787901
Big Ed of course. The only thing he lost was James

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>>219784172
Based cooper

>>219788312
That's evil coop

Who do you think that is there?

>>219784247
See when he says "who do you think that is there" he was refering to Cooper who would be possessed by BOB in the future. Lynch was planning this all along.

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>>219787213
you gotta watch the comaland miniseries cut

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this guy was pretty cute. wish there were more of him

>>219784247
I didn't understand why he didn't notice David Bowie walk past while he was looking at the camera.

>>219789908
Watch 24

>>219790067
24 what

>>219790167
24 season 1-8

>>219790067
it's the url of a website, www.watch24.com, it's where you can watch Twin Peaks

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>>219790435
No. Agent Jeffries, get away. It'll take you too.

>>219789599
S2 had already aired when FWWM came out retard

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>>219790435
Bowie used to post in the RLM threads back in 2013-2014.

>>219793133
yeah sure

>>219784231
Judy give two rides

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>>219789790
where the fuck is that edit even available?

LODGED

>>219794966
i got it on snahp

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How embarrassed would you be to not get the Return?

>>219795910
That is basically unusable unless you already made an account beforehand

>>219796402
Message Comaland on fanedit forum dot org or whatever it's called

>>219795989
How’s Annie?

>>219796739
I don't know, that hack Lynch never told us.

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>>219796680
seriously, why does this one fan edit take so many extra steps to get? It's the oddest thing I've seen.

>>219787167
nah that scene is there but its like three scenes layered on top and makes no sense and is horrific in the movie cut

>>219788312
Imagine Dougie around Epstein and Maxwell.

>>219796903
almost every fan edit is like that

All right, bros. I'm uploading the Comaland Cut to gofile. Give me a few hours because my internet is shit.

>>219796975
Aren't her and Jeff basically our reality's versions of Judy and Bob?

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>>219799144
Favorite character.
Wish we got to see more of him

>>219787908
He didn't give Shelly up tho

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This was great
https://litter.catbox.moe/jur1qzzvrf53o4w9.webm

>>219784172
Ive seen the movie but I dont remember what's the relevance

>>219787908
jacques and leo didn't rape laura or ronette, they were 17 and it wasn't in public
did you even watch the thing you're trying to sperg about?

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What moment made you drop the show? For me, pic related

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>>219800095
>drop the show

I dont get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlkdj8fFFzA

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>>219784621
I wish the scene was 5 times as long. The big 4 of the FBI were barely together at all. I assume we would have gotten a little more time if Kyle wasn't afraid of being typecast/feuding with David at the time.

>>219794966
James is so cool

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>>219799508
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>do you need any money

>>219798482
>>219799144
>>219801506
>Twin.Peaks.Fire.Walk.With.Me.1992.COMALAND.Miniseries.Fanedit.V2.1080p.HEVC.AAC.Stereo

gofile dot io slash d slash 53XqYJ

I still can't believe Lunch is gone

>>219802150
Too bad I just watched the movie and the deleted scenes separately over the past two days

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>>219802150
Thank you anon

The Missing Pieces > FWWM

>>219802577
what'd you eat

>>219802150
What l's the comaland cut.
Does it add deleted scenes? What's going on?

>>219799668
>laura and Ronette
Who the fuck said anything about Ronette? I'm talking about Laura and Donna. Did YOU watch the movie you have a stick up your ass about?

>>219784247
Need a life action Kira and killer queen now!

>>219803587
they should have developed their relationship and not chickened out

>>219791245
I cant.believe omnikron destroyed the two best friends zaibatsu. Damn you omnikron. Damn you to hell!

>>219804272
I assume it combines Fire Walks With Me and the cut material into a single long film

>>219784172
best scene in the movie
>>219787908
i skipped this scene, it was way too fucking long
inb4 LYNCHED, season 3 was my favorite season

>>219804344
Despite them chickening out i actually did like Annie and Coops relationship

what do you think is a good episode to initiate a rewatch? i never like starting with the first one it's a bit long and gloomy

>>219804807
But Episode 1 is kino
https://litter.catbox.moe/ekc5st6nnrea1vh6.webm

>>219804353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vsOgpIzYGo

>>219796950
Nah it makes perfect sense and is kino, it basically says what all those scenes were trying to say in a fraction of the time. It’s odd because twin peaks usually takes it’s slow sweet time to explain stuff and that scene is like the complete opposite. But it expresses everything in that one insane scene if you pay attention

>>219784247
WHAT?

>>219794966
Stopped the webm as soon as James showed up, just like with the show.

>>219800095
Get the fuck out of my board, bugman.

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>>219805192
Hes cool
I actually completely get why Laura called him stupid

>>219805265
how could james be stupid, look at how much brain hes carrying?

>>219805369
he even knows s lot about turkeys

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The ending of FWWM made me sob

>>219805265
He's always been cool

>>219800095
nobody on 4chan dropped the show

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May I share somethinv with you? A vision I had in my sleep last night - as distinguished from a dream which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain stream - the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within - this gleaming radiant marble. I had known this place. I had in fact been born and raised there. This was my first return, a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I was happy that the house had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way it blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and care-free, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced - a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were in this moment one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.

>>219808134
That shit must feel so nice to say to your son let alone hear. That's like getting a kiss on the cheek from a girl you like.

>>219808134
Major Garland easily became my favorite as the episodes went by

>>219799668
I don't remember if this was a deleted scene in FWWM or if its in the movie but there is a scene where Donna follows Laura to Roadhouse and Jaques and Leo take advantage of them with drugs. I belive you see Donna's tits in that scene but Jaques is on top of her trying to rape her and Laura snaps out of it screaming at him to get away. That is the last time Laura would prostitute herself at Roadhouse. She promises Donna after seeing what almost happened.

>the chad "My Son was standing there"
Or
>the virgin "I pride myself on taking a punch and I'll gladly take another"

>>219808281
The guy was born to play these roles. Just look at Stargate.

>>219787901
judeh (jude=jews)

Wasn't there a season where they added an agent who became a troon?

>>219804379
>>219804272
Pretty much, combines the theatrical cut and Missing Pieces, cuts it up into several "episodes" to pace it out

>>219805265
Everytime he tries to do this sad puppydog face it just makes me think he's trying to make Donna explode with his mind

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>>219811842
>Troon Peaks

>>219808365
It was in the movie, but it was two randos at the bar. You're combining it with the later scene where Laura and Ronette go to Jacques's cabin with Leo

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>>219811934
Handled well in S2 where being a tranny is meant to be odd and goofy, and they're generally the butt of the joke but still an interesting character. Didn't much care for his cameo in S3, felt a little soapboxy

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>>219811924
I can't help but think of Zoolander everytime he's on screen.

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>>219804305
Literally 50% of Jojo characters look like one of Bowie's personas

>>219793133
If you've ever seen his old chatroom interactions, you'd know he was a talented shitposter

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I fucking hate how performative Kale has become

>>219788312
>The good Dale is trapped in the lodge and can't leave. Write it in your diary.

>>219811982
Denise is odd and goofy but in the same way Cooper is, it feels like the show respects and celebrates their excentricities and at the same time they are legitemately badass and competent

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Should I do a rewatch?

>>219812429
His agent or publicist is really dragging him through hell to appeal to teenage girls. I mean if he likes it that's fine but I wonder if he would rather chill and probably act in the occasional kino.

>>219811914
It's like three hours long if you combine it into a single film. There's no reason to space it out into a series, just watch it as one really long film as envisioned. I believe the Blue Rose Cut is the one that inserts all of The Missing Pieces back in where they were originally placed in the shooting script.

>>219812501
He's a chill guy and he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously, Lynch would always talk about what a soft and kind heart he has. But in this case being enough of an asshole to say "fuck off I'm not shilling Brat on Instagram" wouldn't be so bad

>>219802150
Cheers
>>219812493
Why not. I still think season 1 is the best though. Season 2 from the get go feels weird to me, but I do like the black lodge.

>>219812692
I feel like 3 has some of the highest highs in the show

FWWM is pointless
they should have stopped at season 2
don't @ me

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>>219784172
mogged

>>219812722
got a light?

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I can't believe she literally believes she's literally Laura Palmer.

>>219812493
Often I think of that stupid face Laura makes when she screams. With a teeth bared and the black lipstick. She looks ridiculous

>>219802150
today anon was based

>>219812851
FWWM was the connecting tissue I needed to understand Twin Peaks

>>219802150
>txt file listing every minute cut and edit in autistic level of detail
is comaland /ourguy/ ?

>>219812518
>just watch it as one really long film as envisioned
it wasn't envisioned like that, that's why the scenes were deleted
blue rose (and q2) is missing some of the deleted scenes because that editor somehow couldn't find a place for them, comaland has everything
and with the deleted scenes back in the structure becomes a lot looser and so the episodic thing works really well
if you'd watched both versions you'd know the comaland cut is several tiers above in terms of quality, seen it said before but it really feels like it could have aired on hbo

>>219812980
literally who thinks that?

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>>219814182
i do

>>219789908
I liked him in Dark City

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>>219789908
The Man Who Sold The World...

>>219815029
Kaz...
ROCKET PUUUUUNCH

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Have a donut. Have two.

>>219808023
His mom says he's cool.

>>219788312
WOW, BOB, WOW

>>219814454
I like him portraying the character of Bad Boss.

>>219802150
thx

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>>219784172
Same thing happened in The Return. No idea the significance

>>219815071
Why did they have so many in their meetings? What did they do with the ones they didn't eat?

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>>219802150
cheers

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>>219816725

the most goated twin peaks material is the 4 hour mega analysis that had redditoids seething

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7AYnF5hOhuM

>>219818455
Twin Perfect is peak reddit

>>219818455
kys

>>219817828
they gave it to the owls, why do you think there were so many birds in the show!

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>>219819096
Leo was the true hero of Twin Peaks.

>>219819096
There was never a single bird shown on the entire show plus movies.

>>219788312
Mr. C.....Mr C.

>>219820330
wallybros... owlsarenotwhattheyseembros.... hawkbros...

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>>219820330
retard

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>>219817828
>the ones they didn't eat

>>219820988
That is a variety of flying lizard.

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>>219820988
i bet that bird is dead now

You people are right the COMALAND edit is pretty good.
I'm actually kind of surprised how much was cut out of the theatrical release because there are some great moments.
https://litter.catbox.moe/9dz2rrt7oiu0epd9.webm

>>219820988
i can hear the music

>>219802150
oh shit i didn't miss it this time

I don't really get why you guys like this show so much.
I watched it once, it was entertaining for the most part but I really don't have a desire to watch it again, not after suffering through the bad episodes at the end. I've seen the movie, and the deleted scenes, and it was also just fine, and I know it's the point but I found it unpleasant to watch.
I couldn't even bother with the Return, that first episode was just an abysmal waste of time and I wasn't even sure what I was supposed to be watching "for"
Can anyone explain why this is supposed to be a classic?

>>219820988
that's a robot