Thin-sliced gabagool

Whatever happened to Goku? The strong, silent type.

Now THAT was an American.

>>219788722
>1990
Was tony only 36 when the show started?
He looks like hes 50 already or so
Also how come Carmilla be older than him?

>>219788861
That's how 36 year olds look. Millennials uncs are looking at themselves in the mirror and think they are young. They have no idea how old they look.

>>219788735
I was born in 2003 and I look like Feech La Manna now.

>>219788903
My father is 50 and he looks a lot better a bit like Chrissy actually
He also works out regulary so maybe thats why
Hes also italian ironically

>>219788722
>stupid shit off IG gets posted here every single day now
dead site. Literally iFunny tier repost graveyard now

>>219788903
kek this. It's because they look at themselves in the mirror for a long time every single day and get used to that image. Except IRL people see you as you are. There's no good forward lighting like in your bathroom, you're not pulling the poses you subconsciously do whenever you look at yourself, we see you from all angles which reveals your thinning hair/hunched back/love handles/etc.

You just look like a normal middle aged man.

>>219788722
>I'm older than S1 Tone
shit

>>219788722
this is fucked up

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>>219788917
kek

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>>219788722
was she really

>>219788861
>>219788903
He's balding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvgg5OpQgdc

>>219789391
She looks like the average 34 year old millennial woman looks now, I'd say?

>>219789223
I saw this on X 30 minutes ago

>>219788722
No way Tony was 35

>>219788722
Tony was born in 1959, so he would have been born in 1986 if it were made today, Carmelo would have been born in 1987.

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>>219788856

>>219788861
Akshually Gandolfini was 37 or 38 when the first season was shot.

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>>219789467
>Carmelo

>>219789457
I saw it 3 days ago on IG

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>>219788722
WHO THE FUCK WAS THIS

>>219789276
ywnbaw zoomtroon

>>219789276
30 year old poster who acts 17 on the internet

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>>219788903
>>219789276
bussin

>>219788903
A lot of people nowadays do look young though. There's more awareness of sun damage and information on healthy living for those who want to capitalize on it. The advanced male pattern baldness doesn't help.

>>219788722
how the fuck am i older than james gandolfini? no way he was born in 1990

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>>219788903
99% of mill men still look younger than pic-related.

>>219793012
I'll bet his dad was equally bald at his age. Either that or some guy on his mom's side.

Wasn't Tony 40 at the start of the series

That would put his age back to 1986

Bullshit, tony is mid 40s in that picture. I am 37 and he looks more like my dad than me

>>219793050
Genetics is funny. My dad was bald AF at 20 but at 36 I've still got a full head of hair. He's salty as fuck about it too. And my grandad on my mum's side was bald af by 20 too, but that was probably stress of WW2.

>>219788735
>1992
KWAB!

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>>219793230
James Gandolfini born September 18, 1961,
Sopranos pilot air date: January 10, 1999
Age: 38
However, that was the air date of the pilot. It was filmed in 1997. That would make James Gandolfini 36 in the first season. Actually, he is 35 years old in the very first episode. They shot that episode in August of 1997, close to 36.

James is 35 years old here.

>>219788903
drinking green tea and not seeing the sun for 20 years pretty much stops time

I'm 37 and I look and act like Paulie.

>>219788903
im 35 and have all my hair lmao

>>219788722
I was born a male in 1983 and I look like Meadow now.

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>>219788722
kys

>>219789500
Pilot was shot in early 97, didn't air til 99.

>>219788903
I'm 37 and get carded from time to time.

I'm balding and I have a baby face which is the worst combo. I cannot grow a beard either.
Since I got blue eyes, should I go for the Mr Clean look?

>>219789581
That was their first daughter Prairie

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>>219794426
>I was born a male in 1983 and I look like Meadow now.

>In only 6 years Zoomers will be the same age as Tony Soprano

Time really is the ultimate magician

>>219794585
When did this guy go cross eyed?

>>219794586
Yep, it's like laughing at the guy in front of you making line to the slaughterhouse.

>>219794586
I'm a zoomer and that age is 15 years off for me.

>>219788917
megaloool, good post

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niggertits is a millennial website. 90% of posters here are over the age of 35. Real zoom zooms are on tik tok and discord.

>>219794749
Discord is a wasteland

>>219788722
I was born in February 1989, AMA

>>219794854
What's your advice to a 21 year old?

>>219788903
I don't look like a teenager, but I can say with 100% certainty that I look younger than James Gandolfini did at the start of Sopranos.

>>219794885
Find a passion, a genuine passion ine that cant out you on a path you can see yourself walking with your head up, and always stay true to yourself.

>>219794885
hold on to your friends
HOLD ON TO YOUR FRIENDS
make as many friends as possible
get a job
stay out of the sun

I'm 34 and i hate being old. Life really sucks.

>>219795156
>find a passion
>>219795414
>get a job

Uhh

>>219789276
Lol acting like you're not currently barreling towards that fat yourself is the funniest part

>>219795673
At least you have dying to look forward to.

>>219795673
What's so bad about it?

>>219789581
Fielder

>>219788735
I was born in 92 and I'm pretty much Ralphie without the wig

>>219795779
Well I'm young and look great right now, and you are old and look that way. Not sure why that makes you mad, it's just reality.
>>219789647
You're the one obsessed with looking young (which you don't) kek
>>219789739
I'm 24 in the prime of my life. I'm not wasting my prime years away like your loser generation did. By the time I'm your age you'll probably be working for me for pennies kek

>>219795827
You watch your parents slowly die then watch your friends grow into their parents. Unless you're some rich celeb they're no benefits with aging. This is why so many people cope with children.

Also most old people are invisible, your eyes naturally ignores them.

>>219795971
>I'm not wasting my prime years away like your loser generation did
Not sure why you're trying to troll you'll be here soon enough.

You're remember these words.

>>219795971
>24 is still young! I'm still young!
lmao unc go hug your kids the fuck you doing on 4chan

>>219796009
>Also most old people are invisible, your eyes naturally ignores them.
We're biologically wired to avoid old people because our brains associate them with death. It's the same reason we're biologically wired to love babies.

>>219796080
Did you have 2M of self built net worth at 24? Because I do.
>>219796104
The funny part is your kids would have been my age if you had them

>>219793416
it's the lack of hair

>>219788722
Tony was not 36 in S1.

>>219796146
>The funny part is your kids would have been my age if you had them
how nigga
time machine?

>>219796146
Idiot thinks wealth will fix his existential crisis. Men wealthier and more talented have have come and gone, all forgotten into old age.

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>>219793012
Zoomers honestly think they can well-poison their way out of getting mocked by millennials for looking like this.

>>219796149
Also the obesity and drug abuse

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Adam Friedland is as old today as James Gandolfini when he filmed Season 3

>>219788948
My dad is 61 and doesnt look much older than s1 tony
Did chase ever mention how weird tony being 36 is? Tony is written like a middle aged guy, did they have to change it when they cast galdonfini?

>>219795971
Im not mad, just funny how you're identifying so hard with the small 10 years of your life you'll feel this way, I'd start preparing mentally lol

>>219797793
Tony is apparently 39-40 when the show starts as he was canonically born August 1959 (which makes him canonically 8 years old in the Many Saints of Newark LOL)

>>219788903
TRVKE

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>>219788722
>tony is two years younger than me
madone

>>219788722
Thats what Italian genes and eating like shit does to you. Try to get 30 minutes of exercise in every day if you don't want to age like that

>>219789462
He was born September 1961 and the pilot episode began filming in August 1997; so he was just about to turn 36.

>tfw zoomers are unironically sperging out over looking like 40 year olds and are now spamming "unc" and "I'm still young" all over the place in youtube, 4chan, and reddit as they are in their mid-to-late 20's/early 30's

Kek, it's fucking glorious, and I still look better than most of you at 34. I get dagger-eyes from zoomer chicks when I go out, and all's I did was grow my hair out and lose weight. Zoomers are the most cucked generation since the Silent Generation, lmao.

>>219796110
>we're biologically wired to avoid old people because our brains associate them with death
Complete opposite zoom-zoom. We are designed to revere old folks because they survived longest and are innately evolutionary proven to be either knowing, or in the case of men, virile. It's why 20 year old chicks still get with 40 to 50 year old guys.

>>219789581
trans alfred molina

>>219794545
>I'm 37 and get carded from time to time
It happens to old farts in their 50s too, so don't feel flattered.

>>219788722
That's crazy actually. I thought Tony and Carmella were older.

>>219788903
I look late 20s.

>>219794885
marry and reproduce

>>219793012
kek I'm 100 and I wore almost that exact same shirt today.

>>219794545
they literally get trained to card old people who look like they're insecure about how old they look.

t. former liquor store cashier

>>219795971
>I'm not wasting my prime years away like your loser generation did
>He says, arguing on 4chan
lmao

>>219794545
I got in trouble for not carding so I carded every single person after that.

>>219794854
kek unc ahh nigga.
t. October 89

>>219794885
Completely disregard women and worry about taking care of yourself.

>>219788917

What? Did I interrupt one of your impermeable posts?

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>>219788917

>And that's another thing I don't wanna hear no more about how it was in your day. You just keep your antidotes to local color like '67' or Roblox or shit like that. Otherwise, SHUT THE FUCK UP NO CAP

>>219794885
Cum in as many women as possible, my single biggest regret is not fucking everything I could have.
>T.34 (not the tank)
Also, find something you like doing, that's not vidya, and stick with it

>>219788903
Cope + strawman = zoomer

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>>219788903
Thank God I didn't go bald or get fat. My dad is 59 and still fit with a full head of hair too, so I'm hopeful.

>>219794545
If you actually look like you might be under 18 at 37, you problems. Hormonal ones.

>>219803919
lmao baldies, when will they learn?

>>219803919
this guy is coping styles looks good bald

>>219803919
harry styles has had a hairline memers would scream "bald" at for as long as he's been an adult
anyway, i'm fucking tired of these influencer fags

>>219795414
too late, theyre all gone now
now i work, go home, work, repeat forever
khhv balding manlet, 22 years old never asked a girl out
i should rope aready

>>219788722
LOL HOLY KEK TONY SOPRANO IS A ZOOMER NO CAP BUSSIN

>>219804249
>22
ancient

>>219788735
Born in '82...
I look like Vito and Johnnycakes' imaginary son

>>219804283
I can’t even remember being 22.

>>219804380
my 20s came and went by so fast (probably because i was fucked up on drugs and booze most the time) that i dont even remember them anymore

>>219804283
honestly when i look worse than most 40 year olds yeah
just because im "young" doesnt mean i have opportunity
i knew my life was gonna suck at 14, and i cant say ive enjoyed living at all since then

I was born in 93 and still get carded

>>219804441
I’m pretty sure I blacked out almost every day until sometime in my 30s.

>>219796189
>existential crisis
Not everyone is a walking wreck lmao
>>219796172
Just sayin' my dude

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>>219805303
i hate it

>>219788722
36 year olds on here right now

you DO have kids right?
you DO have a home right?
you DO have a wife right?

>>219788722
there is no fucking way tony was only 35

>>219805303
they all look better especially meadow

>>219805466
I don't have kids.
I live in a tiny 2-room apartment
My little nieces and nephews openly call me a loser for not having a gf

>>219805466
i barely leave my room

>>219805466
>36 year olds on here right now
Yay, that's me
>you DO have kids right?
Two girls, two boys
>you DO have a home right?
A home and two investment rental properties
>you DO have a wife right?
Yes. She was my dad's boss's daughter growing up. When I was 26 and she was 20 we just kind of decided to get married and have kids since I had just bought my first home.

>>219805970
congrats to you my friend
>>219805530
>>219805565
get it together!!

>>219806006
you can't nag me

>>219788903

Im 35 and dating a 19 year old, sometimes I still have to show my id when buying beer

People often think im 25

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>>219788722
>>219788903
Just needs a beard and a little fashion update and he looks 10x better. Millennials perfected the art of aging gracefully.

>>219806124
>if he looks like Kevin James he looks better
bald man cope. a baseball cap on backwards? Fucking hell buddy the pop punk craze was 25 years ago

>>219806124
The dude on the left looks like he might fuck you up. The dude on the right looks like he watches his wife have sex

>>219806124
oh fuck off

>>219806124
Right looks like that one guy. He plays the hapless dad a lot.

>>219793416
At 44 I am getting that hairline and baldspot. Guess I should be glad itbheld off this long.

>>219789276
uncinflation

>>219788722
i'm the same age now as gandolfini was when Sopranos started, but I still don't look half as fucking old as he did what the fuck.

>>219794885
Start lifting if you haven't already. Do cardio too.

>>219789440
You Americans must age like shit. My girl is 33 and looks at least 10 years younger than Carmela in that picture.

>>219808894
gay

Being able to eat meatballs whenever you want would be so sweet

>>219788722
Gandoflini could never be cast today as Tony Soprano. The studio would require the actor to have a full head of hair. Also fashion now dictates a guy can't really bald "gracefully" anymore, they have to shave it off and grow the cope beard that's groomed like a black guy's hairline.

>>219794885
no needles

>>219794885
Start DCA-ing into an ETF that tracks the S&P. Wish I started at your age, you'll retire in your early 40s if you're smart.

>>219788861
Yes and he is only 10 years older than Chrissy even though they look a generation apart. The movie fucked this up by making Tony in high school when Chrissy is a newborn

>>219789391
fraid so

>>219788722
Indians LOVE making Instagram/tiktok posts of actor's ages

Not bumping

>>219798364
>It's why 20 year old chicks still get with 40 to 50 year old guys.
Yeah, not because of daddy issues or anything.

>>219788722
tony get ipad

>>219788856
he was gay, kakarot?

>>219805303
LMAO
AJ get Ipad

>>219788722
bros, I recently went to a restaurant and the waitress, in her early twenties, looked like a petite, blonde, cuter Meadow...

>>219806124
i've grown to greatly dislike the soi beard, it also looks generic as shit