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MARVELSLOP CONFIRMED NON-CANON LMAO
imagine getting yelled at for years about not caring about the new dei characters.
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>>219800691
This is a good call if true. If everything from endgame until now (aside from Spiderman NWH) isn't canon then maybe the movie might be good......
oh wait.......
Endgame fucking sucked ass. AND had an epic girlboss moment.
So the non-canon shit doesn't matter.
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>2019 was 20 years ago
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If you still watch this shite you are a fucking retard that deserves to be euthanized
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Smart move, but they're overestimating the amount of goodwill they have remaining. Audiences aren't going to be willing to accept this olive branch after the last 5 years of absolute blatant social engineering faggotry. Too little too late, womp womp.
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>>219800691
What, you're gonna take the camera into Peggy Carter's house and we get 20 minutes of full blown hardcore sweaty sex between Hayley Atwell and Chris Evans until we find out she's pregnant enough for a mcguffin kid?
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>>219800834
>How?the last one ended with captain america and braphog dancing and the new one starts with some multiverse shit where they appear in his house while they're still young and yell at him for having a kid or something
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>>219800966
Didn't that podcaster say he talked with someone at Marvel and was very disapointed that it ends with the new DEI heroes still in prominent roles? He didn't say it directly, but he said that seemed yo be how it ends up. Tho he did also say they were still doing tonsnof rewrites and reshoots.
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>>219802125
This is such a bs. Tobey powerlevel is insane compared to Jackedman. One single punch of SM should put Wolverine to sleep. Hell, he has no way of escaping webs so he could hold him forever. On top of SM ability to predict the fucking future.
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>>219800691
LMAO
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Important consideration: Marvel Rivals recently added 3 hero teams that might spoil Doomsday. If they have lore implications, then it means Sue Storm will travel with Strange through the multiverse, Reed goes into space with the Guardians, and Thing/Torch hang around with hulk and Shuri.
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>>219807859
Reed and the Guardians 2/3
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>>219807873
Pain Bros 3/3
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>>219807968
They'll probably circle back around to old Greek legends, like how they woke up The Odyssey. Hollywood can't risk originality anymore. They have to bank on nostalgia at every turn in order to secure financial growth.
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>>219803962
Back to watching One Tranny After Another, you will defeat that pesky cspitalism yet!
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>>219800691
Oh. On no. Wha? What happened? Oh nooo!
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>>219807968
>another Mario Bros
>another Street Fighter
>another Mortal Kombat
They're already on their second pass of video game movies, they'll just go back and redo one of their previous trends again once this peters out.
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>>219807968
Movies based on YouTube or internet shows like Digital Circus Zoomers grew up with YouTube not Television so i could see more movies based on YouTube shows movies about the lives of Streamers or E-celebs
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>>219800749
What's insane, is that I remember when the comic readers were freaking out about it years before, and the sales were dropping dur to it. Yet they still insisted on adapting those unpopular storylines into the MCU. You'd think they'd course correct, but I guess they thought comic nerds weren't a representative sample compared to general audiences, so they thought the public would love their wokeslop.
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>>219808181
Carol Danvers has had so many re-launches. She was a well liked character before they retooled her and pushed her so hard. Some of her stories are fine, but they don't know who she is anymore. She's such a blah bad bitch character now. Before she was like a female Thor, ready for a fight and would punch too much and not hold back enough.
Then of course, they made a female thor, and she was also a blah character. They don't know how to make characters anymore. They're too scared of rubbing people the wrong way. Cap is a boy scout, Tony Stark is a playboy, Thor is a warrior, it's pretty simple, but they can't manage to do it.
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>>219808249
Chris Gore went to prescreening. He has industry access.
>Loki died to Thanos to set up Thanos
Exactly as Tobey is going to die to setup Doom. Doomsday is not last movie, Secret Wars is. They absolutely try to do Infinity War/Endgame again.
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>>219808340
They fucked up so bad with this. Acolyte was about evil scumbags because the producer lives in reality of twisted basic morals. Ironheart on the other hand, she was just pure, iredeemable evil. I cannot believe they wrote a scene where she confuses Satan himself with how rotten she is, that is just new level.
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>>219807985
He’s the smartest man in the multiverse, he has a really big ego, he’s the ruler of Valeira but is actually a really good leader despite being a bad guy. He’s also partly gypsy somehow and obviously he hates Reed Richards but it started ever since they went to college together…… yeah
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>>219808928
*sign tapping intensifies
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>>219808340
The Young Avengers/DEI push was the height of MCU hubris. They thought they could do no wrong, so they aggressively started bringing out no-name characters who had nothing interesting going on besides being self-inserts for an audience segment.
Anyone got that Reddit screencap where they were gloating about there would be no more straight white men in the Avengers? Aged well. You know who's also aged? The Young Avengers. Hailee Steinfeld was supposed to lead that spinoff. She turning 30 this year and just gave birth to her first baby. ScarJo was younger in the first Avengers. Chris Evans was the same age when he first played Captain America. That entire push is dead.
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>>219800749
Well, all the main characters of Doomsday and Secret Wars are men, and there's only a few token women who don't play any important role in the story. There are only five women in Doomsday. Marvel doesn't have any credible equivalents to Wonder Woman and Supergirl.
In terms of screentime, in Doomsday, its clearly going to be focused on Doom, Thor, and Cap.
In Secret Wars it's obviously going to be Doom, Wolverine, Spiderman, Reed, and Deadpool.
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>>219807985
>who is doctor doom
Doctor Werner Von Doom is Reed Richards(Mr fantastic if the fantastic four) college rival. Also a monarch of a country neighboring every Eastern European country at once but always one country away from Western Europe. He uses not just science but magic to try and best Richard’s.
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>>219800966
Well, Larson, Johannson, and Olsen have all been dumped and replaced by Pugh and Kirby. Doomsday/Secret Wars will be focused on Doom, Thor, Cap, Spiderman, Spiderman, Spiderman, Wolverine, Deadpool, Reed.
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>>219808928
Russia is still in a stalemate with Ukraine lol.
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>>219801483
Real chads watch Joker: Folie à Deux
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>>219809854
>omg is that the famous nazi incel gamer chud idol "Da Jokah?"
>and he just got roiped in the ass?
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>>219800749
Thank Victoria Alonso for all that. It was blatently obvious she got bumped up to be above Kevin Feigi after Endgame for some DEI shit reason and she is the one who got all the fag tv shit going. Also the one who said to an enthusiastic fan when they got the x men rights when asked about it she replied "well i think X MEN is an outdated term". She resigned (lol fired) after all the tv shows and shitty movies came out after end game.
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bruh
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>>219809972
Okay, but don't act like Feige wasn't jumping onboard with it at every opportunity. I don't give a fuck about any excuses that it was just lip service or innocent agreement. It's all the same shit. Don't ever give that nonsense a pass.
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>>219809972
>Thank Victoria Alonso for all that.
I was giving you the benefit of the doubt until you acted like a little bitch about it
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>>219800691
>more goyvengers capeslop
Anyone following that series of films can be killed and nothing of value will be lost, I am 100% confident in my claims.
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>>219801483
>TFW never watched any of the movie featuring the big purple alien bad guy with a cheese grater jaw
>TFW never watched most of them if any, if I did it left such a feeble impression on me I cannot even recall watching it
>TFW I did try watching Ultroon one day ago and dropped it like a fat bag of hot stinky shit
>TFW only one I remember watching was Ironman and it was ok, average ameriwank about the bullshit selfmade genius ceo saving the world, still entertaining though
I am still struggling to believe subhumans built a religion around movies designed for manchildren and low IQ mixed DNA homunculus. I hate this. I hate america. My most precious wish is to drown it with nuclear fire.
Israel too.
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But what about the spider-man movies and daredevil and the new punisher series coming soon? Also I fucking hate comic book writers and it's no wonder anime took off massively.
western writer
>Daredevil - boohoo i can't kill anyone because im catholic or im too much of a good person so i'll just let fisk kill thousands of people and go out of my way to get shot to protect his life "If you kill your enemy they win!"
japanese writer
>Eren Jaeger - my people are the scapegoat of the entire world and have been used as weapons of mass destruction and everyone in the world wants to kill us so I'm going to kill every single person in the world before they kill me
Every capeshit is so dogass except the characters that know you need to kill to save more lives. Fisk's life is not worth the thousands of people YOU LET HIM KILL. Fuck you Matt Cuckdick faggot, listen to Karen's heart race whenever Frank walks in the room and then listen to him breed her senseless while you cry about being catholic some more pussy.
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>>219810399
>attack on titan
This slop may as well be a western comic.
The biggest difference between comics and manga is comic heroes tend to be given their powers for free (e.g radioactive spider) while manga heroes have to work hard to earn their strength. I don't think this is it coincidence when most teens in the west are entitled brats who grow up into entitled "adults"
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>>219810523
I never finished Naruto, but the fox wasn't portrayed as positive thing for Naruto at all while I was reading it. Naruto was also weak compared to most characters.
I never said manga don't shit the bed.
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Kishimoto was just a lame ass hack, but Naruto did at least work hard on himself because even with the reincarnation/demon fox element he still sucked major ass.
My biggest gripe is how in the chuunin exams Naruto says destiny doesn't matter straight to Neji's face and that anyone can overcome their destiny. Then it turns out Naruto was destined to be the savior of the world and is also the reincarnation of God's son, and then Neji fucking dies. What a joke.
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>>219808401
He is 100% full of shit., There's been 0 prescreenings for press, it's not even in test screenings. Disney does it's prescreenings at the el capitan theater. They do their test screenings outside of LA proper and those are unannounced and don't require industry access. Your source is lying and you're being stupid.
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this sounds fucking terrible lmao, we have also already seen the hammer being caught by Hela holy shit these hacks are garbage
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>Comic book heroes are a trojan horse for feminism.
>Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman movie marked the decline of the biggest wave of super hero movies.
>Iron Man was made by Paramount before Disney.
Did people not understand what went wrong? I seriously think you need mental help if you believe Disney will do a good job.
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>>219809994
I miss Pearlmutter
I mean, Fiege did some good shit at the start, but once Captain Marvel occurred, he was a lost soul.
The last few years have had some good ones though. GotG3 was great, it's a shame that will just be forgotten about.
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>>219811009
People were on the hype train. IW was so good, it really felt like it was paying off all those movies. Endgame was fine, it was a fan service victory lap. Captain Marvel, Ant-man 2 and Spider-man Far From Home were not good movies, they were padded weak films that people didn't criticize harshly, cause they were team marvel.
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>>219802115
Make the highest-grossing film ever, become the cultural zeitgeist and flush it down the drain with woke girlboss slop like the Marvels.
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JEWkraine*
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>>219800691
So the film's opening is a flashback. Cool.
The whole point is to try to ground this new story in the last movie with actual hype, but there is zero chance they are doing any retconning of all the shit in-between (no offence to Thunderbolts, you were perfectly serviceable airplane viewing).
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Sincerely, no. This thread jogged my noggin a bit and I now unfortunately remember the blandex time travel uniform and bringing thanos back to be a sillier flatter feeling character who then loses again.
Hey did anyone finish quantumania? I got about hallway through and just wasn't having fun. Have laughed at some of the effects when they were shown on VFX artists react.
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>>219802115
How does Marvel licensing even work
>can have daredevil and punisher in spider-man, but not the other way around for whatever reason
>can have x-men, but only sometimes
>can have the fantastic four, but only once
>can't have galactus though, so we have to make do with thanos who was a literalwho nobody before the MCU made him popular
>but also marvel rivals can have just fucking anyone, but other marvel games get shafted sometimes, and spider-man games can have no one
>oh remember the venom teaser in no way home? well fuck you lol, that faggot aint coming
Who even keeps track of all this inane red tape bullshit?
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>“The main one that everyone’s quite scared of is Victoria Alonso,” says a Vancouver-based tech who has vowed to never work for the studio again. “She is known in the industry as a kingmaker. If she likes you, you are going to get work and move up in the industry. If you have pissed her off in any way, you’re going to get frozen out.”
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>>219803537
>Wolverine is trapped in webbing
>Wolverine does a slow growl yell while straining for 5 seconds and extending his claws
>Spider-Man keeps piling on more webbing until wolverine is completely submerged in it except for the tips of claws on one hand
>Beat of silence, then the claws retract out of view
>Snikt. Followed by 20 rapid fire snikts as he becomes functionally an electric carving knife, cutting his way out and towards Spider-Man
>Continues running at Spider-Man while 'slashing apart' incoming web
>Spider-Man is retreating during this and right as wolverine pounces to impale him, Spider-Man yanks down or collapses something massive to crush him
>Spider-Man gets 2 or so beats of close up and panting before you hear muffled clanging or rubble moving and speeds off to a wolverine roar that echoes as we cut to the an aerial city shot for the transition to the next scene
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Wait, if this takes place after Endgame directly after Endgame then why are people saying the Tobey and Andrew are in it? Doesn't that Spidey movie take place a significant amount of time after Endgame? Also I can't remember the exact ending, but are Tobey and Andrew still in our universe? I thought Dr. Strange fixed everything and then made all memories of Peter Parker disappear? Will those two be in the next Spider-Man too?
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>>219811188
Im saying people didn't notice. I think Hitchcock called it refrgerator moments. You see a movie, go home and later are in the fridge and go, "why did they send a plane to kill that guy? Why not just a man with gun in a car?"
There just was so much hype. People were going to Black Panther in case the soul stone was in it. And honestly, it probably should have been. The Ancestral plane being different from Soul World was actually a huge missed opportunity.
Endgame also raised too many "hey why didn't they....?" kind of questions. How did Dr.Strange get everyone ready for war when they just came back to life? Why not call them the first time before everyone gets killed? And it's implied Dr.Strange needed the ship in IW to be turned around to get back to earth. If he could portal to earth, why not go whisper to thor "aim for the head" the audience shouldn't be able to poke and prod at a story like this so majorly and easily. IW was great, Endgame weakens that story a bit since it hinged on Dr.Stranges plan and he's supposed to be a genius
Though lots of stuff has been fine, to good and some bad, but I feel like the only great thing they'd made lately has been Loki.
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>>219811257
>Beat of silence
where's this gpt dogshit come from?
is every fucking 'person' on the internet now a bot? is this it?
or are you all so trained by bots that you write like them now too
never seen that dogshit in my life, nor 'PIVOT' and yet now it's everywhere.
the internet is jeets and jeetpt and that's it.
rip the internet
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>Secret Wars will now look like shit because the disney jews want to save a few extra shekels
Literally the only comic book I wanted to see on the big screen is gonna be ai slop tier, Fuck you Kikey Mouse I hope you burn in hell
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Doomsday is about taking down the old guard characters and Secret Wars is about the rise of the new generation. It’s why there’s concept art of America Chavez with Quill. Secret Wars is about the young having to save the old, lead by Parker.
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>Black Widow
prequel and got us Yelena, so yes
>Shang Chi
don't know the characters role yet
>Eternals
don't seem to be appearing
>Spider-man NWH
Doesn't seem to be appearing
>Dr.Strange 2
Doesn't seem to be appearing
>Thor 4
Love is in this, so it does count
>Black panther 2
the teaser showed Shuri and MBaku, so yes that counts
>Antman 3
no kang, doesn't matter
>gotg 3
not appearing, doesn't matter
>the marvels
skippable movie, doesn't matter
>deadpool 3
not appearing
>cap 4
established sam as cap, but skippable movie
>thunderbolts
potentially important team establishing movie, but we'll see
>fantastic four
it really just introduced the characters
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