>>219806059
wait a minute...

>>219806059
Why is Pedro Pascal wearing makeup here

>>219806204
>Pedro Pascal
he's not in this movie. That's Daisy Ridley

So did women become star wars fans after they made the force female?

>>219806332
The force just IS female, they didn't make it anything

>>219806353
The force isn't they/them?

>>219806332
Star Wars is not this "boys club"

>>219806332
no
black people neither

>>219806384
So where are the sweaty women nerds wielding lightsabers at each other?

>>219806059
>Oscar Isaac plays a tuba

>>219806204
The Spanish guy is oscar isaac

>>219806405
In their bedrooms, they call it dilating

>>219806405
outside of your mother's basement

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>>219806059
They just didn't give a single fuck

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>>219806059
The sequels were shit in all directions, as were the prequels, and both contain two of the worst characters ever put to screen -- Finn and Jar-Jar Binks. Star Wars is dead from a self-inflicted wound by Disney who insisted on using Star Wars as a political propaganda instrument for their far-left ideology.

If we are being completely honest, there are only two good Star Wars movies -- Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back, and one good side story -- Rogue One. The rest of the Star Wars filmography is meconium.

>>219806332
Nobody is a star wars fan nowdays

>>219806059
Imagine if they stood couple meters to either side

>>219808283
The Force guided them and The Force is female and never wrong.

>>219806836
Kek you can see and sense pain in his eyes

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>>219807325
Indians are Saar Wars fans now

>>219806836
His immense disinterest in this tripe radiating from the scene is the best thing to come from the film

>>219806363
It's a neggress afaik

>>219806836
I forgot they put this dude in Star Wars AND gave him his own MCU show. To thank them, he told his followers to
>CANCEL DISNEY

These people really do eat their own...

>>219809964
Meanwhile the black one is back to begging Disney+ for more work recently

>>219807301
Loook at the boobas in the second chick from left. SUCKY SUCKY SUCKY

>>219806059
They just copied The Goonies

>>219810164
>copy
paid homage

that's what they're calling theft these days

>>219806332
Women have always been Star Wars fans

>>219807160
JJ should remake The Goonies and turn it into a Star Trek movie and the circle will be complete

>>219807301
in no universe is rogue one better than return of the jedi

>>219807160
>suburban white kids from the 80s
>can somehow understand medieval spanish

>>219810644
I'm a bilingual bad boy and had 5+ years of collegiate study (Latin) which all languages evolve from.
The Spanish was all in riddles and thus, very basic. Mouth could have paraphrased, but he knew the basics. It's no mistake that Mouth was the communications expert.
>"ANDI, YOU KEKEDMEEEE!!!"
Troy was such a fag

>>219808283
People rip on this but them finding the knife is much worse
>only lead is that the last guy with the knife was on nottatooine decades ago
>go to nottatooine
>literally just look around
>get chased by stormtroopers
>fall in a random quicksand pit
>pit leads directly to the knife you are looking for

>>219807301
I hate women

>>219810644
>pirates and pirate ships and treasure and bootie traps and chained tards in basements and bone organs etc
>mouth barely reading spanish is the problem
you’re brown

>>219806059
The French tickler

>>219806836
I thank god every day for giving us this moment, which will live forever in memes.
TRoS would have been an insultingly bad and infuriating finale IF it hadn't followed the other nuwars movies.

>>219809964
It isn't surprising at all that he'd never want to work for them again if you look at the whole context
>Oscar Issac, acclaimed and award winning young actor
>Get cast as the Han Solo-like secondary protagonist of the new Star Wars, set up to be a fun swashbuckler and ace pilot
>immediately get sidelined in the next movie because the new director hates buddy dynamics and your sideplot gets given to a fat chink that can't act while you spend the whole movie standing around in one set
>barely a supporting character in the next one
>Get cool MCU role as Moon Knight
>movie delayed for years because of production trouble
>Movie gets turned into a Disney+ series instead
>Character isn't even relevant to the overall story of the series and was never slated to appear again

>>219806836
It’s like he refuses to believe for a moment that this is the actual script and not some candid camera prank KEK

>>219806332
this >>219807325
Same as with a lot of the Hollywood DEI, they try to gain women but instead all they do is drive away male fans.

>Ninth film is tied to Fortnite
What were they thinking?

How do you respond to family and friends who said they liked these movies? Do you lose respect for them?

>>219812179
Should mention I mean the adults. Not your 8 year old niece or nephews.

>>219806059
Elder Scrolls dagger

>>219806059
>nothing could be worser then last Jedi
>hold my space bear

>>219811175
what are you bitching about turdie?

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>>219806059
>I don’t buy the Mary Sue thing anyway. I find the term sexist in itself because it’s, ‘Mary Sue’. I don’t think there’s a thing called ‘Ryan Craig’
>Ridley brought up how "everyone was saying that Luke had the exact same [capabilities]," and she also took issue with the entire notion of a Mary Sue, noting that it's an inherently gendered objection: "The Mary Sue thing in itself is sexist because it’s the name of a woman.

>>219812179
Most people are not good with words. You should lose respect for the absolute literalness of their words. When a group of NORMIES say "we enjoyed going out to the phantom menace together" that doesn't mean they have a high opinion of the film. Even if they go into high detail about loving the film, it's all going to be based on something simpler like a good experience. You don't need to talk cinema with every normie, you don't need to tell them the west has fallen.

>>219812975
Luke had to train through 3 movies to get the powers that she had instantly. Luke had to be rescued multiple times.

>>219812975
Males are called “Mary Stu”

>>219810750
>Entire quest to get to the death star wreckage after you randomly found the sith knife was all to find the sith triangle which had a map to the sith planet
>Finally get the sith triangle
>Immediately lose it
>Oh yeah the droid you picked up in the first 15 minutes of the movie also knows the way to the sith planet there was no reason to go to the death star and look for the sith triangle you should have just asked the stupid robot from 45 minutes ago

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>>219806332
They became Star Trek fans and made Starfleet Academy a massive hit

>>219807301
Imagine doing a train with all three of them. hmmmm ughhhh yeah

Someone once said modern Star Wars/The Witcher is like your little sister begging to play with your action figures, and she starts crying, so you let her, then she just breaks them and laughs about it.

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>>219806332
In Italian "force" is a gendered term, and it is in fact female.

>>219811957
Women/blacks tend to spend a much larger share of their disposable income. I don’t have the exact figures, but even if you lost three white male fans for every one female/black fan gained, you could still come out ahead in total revenue. Women don’t necessarily need to be deeply involved fans... heavy marketing and the perception that something is popular, they’re still likely to spend. Marketers recognized this dynamic decades ago, and the culture has been shit ever since.

>>219808846
Why do 90% of Indian men wear a collared shirt and jeans?