Woody in this movie is an allegory for the gen xer and millennial Disney adults. Pixar is mocking them

>>219808858
oh my god i do not need to find out what every character from every franchise ever made is up to or how they're handling getting older or whatever the fuck

How does a toy have a beer belly?

>all our other projects are doing well goyim

>>219808858
Watch him get crust busted from conveniently sitting on some pointy toy parts.

>>219808952
His voice box was stolen in previous film and they just stuffed him full of extra stuffing to compensate?

>>219808858
>woody get ipad
>buzz gets into findom
>mr and mrs potato poly
>bo peep gets gaped

>>219809042
>>buzz gets into findom
Finally some representation

>>219809042
The movie is actually about little girl get iPad
I garuntee the film has nothing of value to say on that debate

>>219809073
They said they would do little girl get ipad in 2019 and now the whole era has passed now Andy is bonesmashing his cock to BBCmaxx and Bonnie's talking to an AI hologram of Hitler about how mexico will become the jewish alamo

>>219809127
This is the story we need to see but Disney isn't brave enough to tell it

>>219809042
Peeps' pooper got popped?

Around the time that Toy Story 4 was coming out I had a dream that there was a PG-13 movie that focused on Sid getting his shit together and his fucked up toys were like his motivator/wingman pushing him to pursue a woman. I wanna see that.

>>219809042
Wendy has an OnlyToys

>>219808858
>boomers writing ipad bad story for toy story 5 in the big 2026
There is a 1000% chance of Woody and Buzz reacting to a screaming goat video in this movie

>>219810020
Toy Story 3 was meant to be the finale of the series, and 4 really wasn't needed and had terrible morals to it that contradicted what the other movies were going for. I agree that at this point a true finale should be a sort of bookend story about Sid and his kid

>>219808877
Good.

>>219808858
Can't wait for /ourguy/ gamingmagic13 making a 12 hour video dunking on every little aspect of Toy Story 5

>>219810294
same

>>219808858
3rd movie was the perfect ending for this franchise.

But they keep milking it.

>>219808858
so these fucking things are Chucky now where they become more human.

Yep was a millennial that saw toy story 1 as his first cinema experience as a child. I'm balding with a beer belly. My son saw Mario galaxy as his first cinema experience though and I doubt Nintendo will show a fat balding Mario in 30 years time for my son to experience.

>>219810681
Mario is already fat and balding though

>>219808877
Tom Hanks is like 70, and Woody was an old man in the first movie.

>>219809042
Read it to this tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swpdhGPXeUk

>>219809073
>garuntee
Good morning!

They should stop discriminating against hair loss and beer guts. The male wall is inevitable.

>>219809073
>hey kids! Play with real toys once and awhile because… uh, I dunno they’re magic and shit and feel bad. Even if you don’t have any and play Roblox and Fortnite . Tell your parents to buy a Jessie and Woody and Buzz doll. Do it. Now. You VILL tell your parents to buy a Toy Story doll. I’ll be waiting until you but the toys
But I also understand why kids prefer those games now. If you think about it, all the skins are basically like virtual action figures

>>219809073
they wont point out the fact that free to play games are specifically designed like gambling, to be maximally addictive to children.

>>219811242
Beer gut isn't inevitable. Balding is though. Hit the gym, retard.

>>219810956
Mario is kinda portly but he’s not bald you dumb fuck. You will not make Mario into your uncel icon

>>219811364
Balding isn't inevitable
Let the sun touch your hair, don't use chemicals to wash it(first three months will be gross then your body takes care of it normally) and don't dump hot water on it

>>219810294
>>219810556
gamingmagic13 supports the LGBT

>>219812012
So does Pee-sney and Pee-xar.