>>219810971
shiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Aw man the bunk is a nword?
I always liked him, what a shame.

>>219810971
>charged with simple battery

he's not solar powered?

>>219810971
Didn't this guy die a few weeks back or something?

>>219810971
They charged him with a simple battery?

Quite right too. If every uppity darkie got a quick dose of shock treatment the USA would be a more civilized place.

>simple battery

What's advanced battery like?

>>219811021
I guess he wasn’t fully charged.

>>219811019
dis not the time for jokes muthafucka

>>219810977
heh that was the first thing I thought as well, even though that's not Clay

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>>219810971
USA criminal charges are so funny because how the fuck are you supposed to figure out that simple battery is "unlawful intentional infliction of harmful or offensive physical contact with another person without consent" where as assault is just threatening someone?

Just like grand theft auto, why not call it vehicle theft? And don't get me started on jaywalking

>>219811040
r*ddit joke, kys nigger

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>>219811072
What other word means crossing the street illegally than jaywalking?

>>219810971
We don't need The Wire, we have a Battery. kek lmao

>>219810971
Just remove battery from brownies and they stop committing crimes.

he hit a bernie supporter 10 years ago

>>219812322
Sensible kek

>>219811072
Because then we would have to change the name of each law every time people start using a new colloquialism. Or perhaps you’d liked to be charged with ‘shanking a nigga’

>>219811101
Unauthorised Chicken Joking.

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>>219810971
The gay dude from The Shield murdered his real life wife.

>>219812446
he gave a kino action one-liner before blasting his wife (BASED AS FUCK)
>"You like running so much, why don't you run to God?"
i wish i could be this cool

>>219810971
>simple battery

Did he try to fix the smoke alarm beep? That's not allowed in Baltimore, I hear.

>>219810971
Well looks likes a... bad actor.

>>219812467
he had to be the one to tell the cops that he said that

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>>219811101
what the fuck is a jay and why is it illegal?

>>219810971
>anons need complex batteries to get a full charge and deal with daily problems
lmao at you losers

>>219810977
I thought shieeettt but then I was like wait he was the fuuuuuuck guy

>>219810971
did he say "happy now, bitch?" after he did it?

>>219810971
>A discussion about politics upset actor Wendell Pierce so much that he followed a group of people to their hotel room, tried to force his way inside, hit a woman in the head and ripped the hood off of her hoodie, she told Atlanta police in a report released Monday.

>Pierce gave police a different version of the fracas at the Loews Atlanta Hotel early Saturday morning.

>Pierce acknowledged following the group to their room after the political discussion but told police he was standing outside when the woman and two of her friends tried to pull him inside as he tried to get away.

>>219811072
for a long time I thought GTA meant jacking a car while the driver was still inside...

>>219814101
guy must be like 65 years old

>>219814153
>its only grand theft auto if you coldcock the driver with a pistol and bop their head against the steering wheel, your honor!

>>219810971
Post the gif of him shaking his head

>>219814101
>A discussion about politics upset actor Wendell Pierce
I am sure it was a well thought out and balanced political discussion.