>>219812099
Glup glup

HOLY FUCKING SHIT NIGGERS IT'S EMBO IN A STAR WARS MOVIE
FINALLY EMBO REPRESENTATION

>>219812099
Shit in ‘PISS & FART’.

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>>219812099
if you throw his skeleton into water, will it dissolve

>>219812257
embobros....it's joever

>>219812099
Did he get caught flipping a grunt tho?

Yoooo, they got embo in this??

>>219812099
If there's one surefire way to avoid an imminent flop it's embo.

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>>219812099
bruh fire that filoni dude at this point. hes fucking retarded.

GLARP SHITTO

embo & glupp linked up! need it or keep it??!

>>219812099
most scenes in the trailer looked like they were from TCW

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>>219812099
>THEY ADDED ANAL 'PROLAPSO'TRON! WE ARE SO BACK!

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When you think about this for a second, this movie doesn't have anything original. It's all reheated nachos from the past. Main characters are repainted Boba Fett and baby version of Yoda. They fight the Empire. Stormtroopers, AT-AT, TIE-Fighters, I'm gonna cum! Villains are all recycled from the previous shows: Embo, Rotta and the Hutts. Oh, and remember ZEB™ from the hit DisneyXD show Star Wars: Rebels™?Nothing new, nothing interesting. On top of that, it looks like shit. Just another Disney+ episode.

>>219812099
I like that worm snake thing but everything else looked uninteresting

No Glub Shitto no watch.

You can't have Embo without Korlok, what's the fucking point

Where my nigga Glorpgwark tho?

>>219812577
is that Glub Shitto?

WE WANT FRAMBL
WE WANT FRAMBL
WE WANT FRAMBL

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Let's fucking go frfr!

>>219812748
Zeb and Embo linked up?

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>>219812099
BETTER BE A GONK CAMEO, DAVE FELONI
IMMA IN THE PRODUCE SECTION AND I WANT MY MEMBERBERRIES

engagement bait

GLONALD BLUMPF

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>We have Embo at home.

>>219812099
Big Floppa status?

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>>219812802

>>219812099
Why is it wearing a Chinese straw hat?

>>219812846
they want the simu liu audience

>>219812099
OMG ITS THE CHARACTER THAT APPEARED IN SOME SHIT FAGGOT ANIMATED SHOW THAT I READ A WOOKIEPEDIA ARTICLE ON EPICCCCC

>>219812846
Um that's a Kyuzo war shield actually

Is Star Wars the biggest fall from grace ever? I mean, Disney might as well have bought Blockbusters for $4 billion back in 2012. It has a similar trajectory.

>>219812099
genuinely can't tell if this is supposed to be the same guy as from the cartoon

>>219812099
Wtf Yoshimitsu is in Star Wars now!

>>219812909
They still have like 40 years of millennial merch revenue before all of it gets taken from their nursing home rooms and thrown in the trash

>"So Embo's out there now. Who knows what Embo's future gonna be. He's got a cool hat. Maybe Embo likes wolves too. We have to see."
>―Dave Filoni in the StarWars.com episode feature for "Bounty Hunters"

>>219812099
Wow, more retarded cartoon characters, can't wait!

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>>219812099
BABE BABE GLUP SHITTO IS GONNA BE IN THE BABY YODA MOVIE!!!

>>219812909
More like Disney is the biggest fall from grace ever. It isn't necessarily the Star Wars franchises fault.

>>219812953
I absolutely believe Filoni said this, he really is that fucking stupid.

>>219812824
Literally lol'd.

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>>219812911
Yeah.

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>>219813120
it wasn't a joke

>>219813153
>it's real
and this room temperature iq simpleton is the guy they chose to lead the creative side of lucasfilm

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No Devon no watch

>>219813196
Does she have decent feet?

>>219813196
Say what you will about God's chosen people, but one fact remains true: They make the sexiest women on the planet.

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>>219813173
What's wrong with this quote? It was said fairly jokingly if you watch the actual featurette. The old behind the scenes content for movies and series had a lot of moments with the creatives just having fun. They wouldn't let it happen today where everything is sterile and corporate "perfect" and "wholesome", so they can't say anything goofy or interesting.

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>>219812846
MADE IN CHYNA

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>>219813256
>remembering ahmed best almost killed himself because people hated jarjar binks so much

>>219813256
Wait, my nigga Travis Scott played Jar Jar?

>>219813261
The left can't meme. And in fact if I was a right-wing Amerifat I'd be proud that we were so powerful we were making the Chinese use their slaves to make our flags.

>>219813412
Dumbshit tourist.

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>>219812099
the original is more scary then this ripoff

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>>219813487
zazed

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Stinky is in the movie too... Holy fuark, this is like the Avengers Endgame of Star Wars!

>>219813610
I think he's actually that muscular gladiator hutt

>>219813672
yeah, but the baby version was shown yesterday in Cinemacon, and people think there will be a flashback of TCW movie

>>219812099
>OMG, IT'S GLORPY GLOP BLOOP
no one gives a fuck. Literally no one.this isn't even going to be fun to watch it bomb. It's going to be like flushing the toilet, except not even as satisfying, because the turd that is new wars isnt going to go away for another movie or two

>>219812099
literally unironically genuinely who?

>>219814030
>he doesn't know Pooqloo from the planet Axxargafananan 6
Can you really call yourself a true Star Wars fan?

>>219814083
A dude who appeared in a few episodes of a Star Wars show from almost 20 years ago.

Oh my god, the hecking rubber mask thing that flashed in the background for half a second in a 50 year old movie, I'm literally losing my mind

>>219813150
Im starting to see some visual design patterns for the gluppshittoverse designs. I mean if you look carefuly these designs are not something you would see on the first movies, other than maybe some background critters.

I dont know how to explain it, but heroes, villains and support cast from the Lucas movies dont look at all like modern glupshittos.

I think its boring colors (earth+very muted blue/greens), and some overdesing on small details.

>>219812099
Peebo in The Gungagorgon and Splurto

>>219813153
>>219813173
sounds like something Goerge Lucas himself would say though

Cringe.

>>219812099
woah

>>219812099
Who the fuck is Embo???

>>219814105
Bro, I don't even give enough of a fuck to hate on this garbage anymore. I'm just passively spitting on it because it's right in front of me right now. And realistically, the only way I can imagine this shit making any kind of impression on the general public is if Walt Didley company spends literally a billion dollars on marketing to force everyone to look what at what they've done

>>219812099
Zmembekee in "The Fullerman and Glazork"

>>219812482
he's running the damn thing I don't think he'll fire himself anytime soon

>>219812099
copy-pasted the CG cartoon model into live-action. nobody even remembers it.

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>>219812099
when do i get a whole series following these two niggas

>>219812099
I kinda get the glup shitto memes now, this reads like gibberish

>>219812736
That's me last night

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>>219812099
They showed the first 17 minutes. It's like thr first segment of Indiana Jones movies, with a in-progress adventure. Then the opening credits. Pedro billed first, then Jeremy Allen White, then Brendan Wayne and Lateef Crowder. So Rotta the Hutt is probably in a hefty chunk of the movie.

>>219815043
All that hard work. An utter waste of time it's been.

>>219812909
Nah, that's the MCU, Star wars feels sudden because the sequel movies were so bad but there was a few bits and pieces of meh stuff between original trilogy and sequel trilogy, MCU was actually sudden. Captain Marvel was a bit of a red flag before it but the whole thing just totally collapsed after endgame

>>219815043
The people who made it all probably enjoyed their time doing it. Plus they got paid.

I don't know who that is

>>219815191
>>219815152
Replied to wrong post.

filonichads we won

Call me when Glipglop Slippyslop makes his live action debut. Take my money Disney when that happens ha ha ha i hate my life.

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>>219815191
Only partially in that superficial way. Otherwise, it's been done, ultimately, in service of destroying da Legacy.

>>219812770
you had my interest at Embo
but you will have my money with Gonk!

>>219815173
Yeah, MCU is a bigger embarrassment. Starwars is at least doing something new and failing miserably. MSheU is just following the exact same blueprint that burned Marvel Comics to the ground, and failing in the exact same fucking way, and they still don't understand what they are doing wrong.

OMG ASSBLUDD CANCERINAROS WHEN??????

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>>219812099
>be the first to meet 14 new characters
This is how you sell a new version of Smash Brothers. Not a fucking movie.

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>>219812099
>you need to consoom the previous products you didn't want to consoom in order to fully enjoy this product that you do want to consoom

EMBO JUST GOT BRUTALLY SKULLMOGGED BY GROGU AT THE GOON JUNCTION

>you now recall Disney spending hundreds of millions of dollars in a Star Wars hotel that didn't last two years

>>219815964
I'm not 100% on this but remember hearing the total cost of that was over a billion.
Sometimes I wonder if Disney has actually made back all the money they've wasted on Star Wars.

>>219812099
SHITTOBROS WE WON

>>219812099
IS THAT GLUPP SHITTO KILLING MEMBO BOP WITH ROLLER SKATES IN A VICTORIAN SPACE DISCOTHEQUE IN MY HECKIN STAR BATTLE FANTASY SHOW AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE

>>219812099
emboheads we eating good

>>219816117
>Sometimes I wonder if Disney has actually made back all the money they've wasted on Star Wars.
They haven't

>>219812099
Stop calling my nigga Embo a Glup Shitto you philistines. He's actually cool.

>>219812099
Why is Dave Filoni like this? Why does he need to make EVERYTHING about his clone wars glup shittos?

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>>219812748
zeb bros, we eating good tonight

>>219816644
this hasty photoshop has more passion behind it than all of disney star wars

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Realistically speaking, how will Mandablorian and Blorgu defeat him?

>>219815396
>and they still don't understand what they are doing wrong.
they understand and theyre not doing anything wrong. the goal is to destroy everything you hold dear. theyre doing a pretty damn good job at it. shitty movies and tv shows is just one facet of it.

>>219816734
post yfw Ashoka predictably shows up and saves them

>>219816734
>how will Mandablorian and Blorgu defeat him?
Just shoot any part of him that's not the helmet

>>219812900
No, it's actually a Kyuzo battle bracer you fucking retarded shit cunt

>>219814257
because star wars consists exclusively of desert planets. graphic designers, just like everyone else in the entertainment industry, is a DEI hire with no talent whatsoever. i could shit out 10 characters that look cooler than that in an afternoon.

>>219812748
I guess women can be funny

>>219816734
Mando is actually pretty terrible at fighting. I suppose the only way he beats Embo is by getting saved by (Insert your fan favorite character here)

>>219813249
kek moshe, your inbred schizophrenia is showing. jewish women are some of the ugliest women on earth after africans

>>219814257
>
I dont know how to explain it, but heroes, villains and support cast from the Lucas movies dont look at all like modern glupshittos. I think its boring colors (earth+very muted blue/greens), and some overdesing on small details
Alll the aliens and robots in the Star Wars universe behave and look like asian people.
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>>219813150
This is basically a Chinese person even with the weird Ching Chong language

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>>219812099
Damn, Glup Shitto looks like THAT?

>>219816778
she is stuck on a far away planet

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finally, constable zuvio gets his due

>>219812099
EmbO vs JigC, who wins?

>>219816734
The same way that old retard Boba Fett beat Cad Bane who is superior to Embo

>>219814030
so its like flushing a shitty toilet where theres always something left in the bowl

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>>219817026
Oh yeah, that happened. Thank you, Robert Rodriguez!

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The guy who originally made that Glup Shitto comment may be one of the funniest dudes on the planet and single handedly defeated Disneywars. It has literally been on a downward trend since then, pinpointing to the moment that name got popular.

>>219812257
He's a big droid

>>219816734
What was the point of that spinning jump? He landed farther away from the guy he was trying to get to than when he started the jump.

>>219816117
The only part of the company that's still making money is the parks. Everything else is a loss leader. They MIGHT be mostly breaking even on the streamslop, but I guarantee that's just because they have corporate contracts to bundle subscriptions in with other services. Also, the park money is 100% a bubble. Disney adult whales are the only people still buying their shit, as soon as it becomes obvious that Disney isn't cool anymore, the whales will start to migrate to the next new popular thing

>>219816734
Grenade

>>219817088
Psychological warfare + aura farming. You may also notice that he dropped his crossbow, and instead of just shooting the guy after disarming him he wanted to break his neck.

>>219817074
WHO WOULD WIN?
Disney's multibillion-dollar marketing division
or
Some shitposter on Xitter.

>>219812099
WHOOOHoo. It's Embo. I haven't seen him since his fight with Shlart in the Battle of Quadrro. I wonder if we will see Kripsho and Guagula return as well!

>>219815191
i enjoy my time on the shitter. doesnt change the end result

>>219817178
Correction: original Glup Shitto post came from tumblr.

>>219812591
But they had nothing to work with. No novels, graphic novels, comics, vidya, nothing!

>>219812099
Embo stands no chance against my nigga Klaatu barada nikto. Form 9 lightsaber combat baby, floating tiger style, let's get it.

>>219816117
>>219816514
disney is owned by blackrock. you know how amazon studios is just a playpen for amazon because no matter how much money they waste on their shit tv shows, it will never make a dent in their profits? blackrock has 100x the ressources of amazon. money is not real. say good bye to your shitty escapism forever and pay attention to your people and the world around you. grow up.

EMBO SHITTO

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>>219817257
Tumblr post porn purge still produces gems, ngl

>>219812099
Is that Embo?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Coruscant Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, greenest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Embo screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Embo and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Embo, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy...


That nigga Embo stole my heart and drank my seed.

>>219812591
it's more insidious than that actually. Pretty much every named character they are using is a Dave "I'm a faggot cowboy" Filloni OC. He gets royalties for all of them.

>>219817549
Filoni looks like the kinda guy who gets beat by his wife.

>>219817074
let's not pretend that eu didn't have a million of glup shittos, if anything it's them who started a trend of naming every single extra in the movies

>>219817633
I think the difference is we weren't later suffering half a dozen movies or tv shows with "hey look it's glup shitto from clone wars" tie ins.

>>219817507
Schizo post.

>>219817719
You can call me a schizo all day. But you can't say I'm wrong. The entire starwars universe has been replaced by some faggot's OC donuts

>>219817245
Shitting too long is bad for your O-ring.

>>219816974
Actually Embo's dialog is just reading old French Smurf comics out loud and deliberately pronouncing the words wrong.

>>219817764
I can. You are wrong. All Star Wars characters ever created in any medium are owned by Lucasfilm the company, not the authors. The authors don't get royalties and never have. They are paid once for their work under contract and that's it. They get percentage of the sales. But they are not paid royalties for characters. They work in a licensed universe. It's not their creation. Lucasfilm does not have to ask for permission to use these characters in any way they like. They own them. You are a schizo, who gets his knowledge and opinions from YouTube and twitter grifters. This movie is also directed and written by Favreau. Mando and Baby Yoda are his characters. Embo is a character created by George Lucas from his show. You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>219817878
>schizo status: No Country for TOLD Men

>>219817690
And that EU was othen in Less visible media like books and comics.
Plus with EU it looked like this
>Hire some Writer you found in a Btier Scifi magasine
>pretty much give him some rudimentary background and pretty much give him free hand
>repeat until something interesting comes out
This is why EU was ofthen very messy in terms of quality. But it was interesting. With DISNEY we seem to be constantly in OT maybe ST timeframe.

>>219817322
>disney is owned by blackrock
They aren't. Google this shit before you spread it.

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>>219813153
There's a literal fucking wolf race from the 2d cartoon. Why doesn't this faggot make that canon?

>>219817633
>whataboutism

How can I Embomaxx

>>219812099
Literal Who in "Dead Soi Franchise"
Well holy shit! Well I never!

>>219812099
Who?

>>219812099
Embo? EMBO?!? NO FUCKING WAY!!!

Who's embo and why would anyone who never gave a shit about the cartoons (I assume it's one of the cartoon characters) and knows faloni is a faggot hack care?

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>we have Zeiram at home

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>>219816734
yogurt gunna force grab his dick and make him think twice for TWO seconds while star wars cuts his eyeballs out real quick then he will learn they arent so bad and become friends for the last half hour

>>219818817
nah

>>219819373
>Pooq
The first Zeiram movie is good shit. The second is just a retread.

>>219819131
this

>>219812099
SOMEHOW...GLORP SHITTO HAS RETURNED

>>219819807 (Me)
No idea where that greentext came from

>>219812099
do poeple think whatever Feloni did was as popular as they think it was?

>>219817070
How many jump cuts?

>>219812770
Literal trashcan.

It's so embarrassing that they didn't just make this a Disney+ show. What the fuck were they thinking

>>219820092
They thought they would pull a Demon Slayer and all the Mando fans would show up in droves to the theater kek. Filoni also championed this as a way to get all his shit OCs in to live action form.

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star wars is so gay

Will someone please put Star Wars and Star Trek out of their misery? They don't deserve this.

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>>219813249

>>219816975
kek

>>219812099
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>219814912
well then you do it

>>219817088
there seems to be a correlation between bad star wars stuff and spinning

OMG IT'S EMBO GREMBO!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO LINK UP WITH DENGO MANGO AND FIGHT THE EVIL DARTH PLURBUS

>>219812748
Fucking hell.

>>219812099
Wait, this isn't Cad Bane?

TM+G is just going to be Dave Filoni character cameos all film, right?

>>219812257
It would be extremely soluble.

>>219817070
>cowboy alien shows up like he's a big deal and I'm supposed to know him
>does nothing
>gets outskilled by the slowest grandpa in the galaxy
>dies
>boba fett becomes crime boss of tatooine with his gang of not even 5 people
that really was something

>>219812099
Holy Fuck it's Shitzo Glubgor!

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>>219822193
>>boba fett becomes crime boss of tatooine with his gang of not even 5 people
Not even. Didn't he say something like "Ehhhhh, this ruling with respect is not my thing anyway" in the end? Lmao. This show was hilarious.

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>>219812953
>>219813120
>>219813153
Fucking hell

>>219812099
Kino.