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who's the clown that only allows mute webms here? Fuck that guy

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>>219816317
Goddamn, I love Amy.

>>219816290
How do I get a gf?

>>219816578
Change everything about yourself

>>219816578
if i knew i wouldn't be waking up at 1pm for a dead end job while living with my parents, so maybe just dont be like me

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>>219816621
Why bother if you are not going to name what it is?

>>219817112
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt29261344/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Silk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pk8bQM-u-I&pp=ygUQUmVkIHNpbGsgdHJhaWxlcg%3D%3D

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>>219817112
Chiang Kai Shek mass executing Communists on April 12th, 1927

>"That's nice silk but you chose the wrong color."

Women are kinda gross if you think about it

>>219816578
Step 1: Get a haircut
Step 2: lose weight, get down to 150 or 160 lbs
Step 3: Go to social gatherings where women are. Young adult church groups are the best option
Step 4: Actually talk to the women, and ask them out. 90% of men fail at this step because they're too cowardly. If you do the first 3 steps, you will succeed here.

>>219818198
Step 5: sit at home while she cheats on you with Chad during yet another "girls night out"

>>219818233
In your case, I would add a step 0
Step 0: Turn off your internet service and throw your smartphone in the trash. You are not allowed to ise the internet for a period of one year, minimum. Your brain is poisoned and needs antitoxin.

>>219818272
fuck off, you larper
>Young adult church groups are the best option
nobody is meeting girls in church groups or libraries or any of those stock places dopes say when they want you to think they know how to find girls with substance. You're so full of shit I can smell it from here

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>>219818330
Take it or leave it, your call. Worked for me.

>>219816317
is that the dude that recently died?

>>219818364
sure it did. She's a millionaire supermodel, right?

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>>219818343

2,

>>219818415
Unironically a millionaire, yes.

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>>219818198
>get down to 150 or 160 lbs

>>219818198
>Get a haircut
I get complimented too much on having long hair

>>219818637
Needs the bit showing the bullet. Tremors 2 was a fun movie

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>>219818722
The scene is just too fucking long. It'd have to be a postage stamp to get it into one.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POacDjS1EBo

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>>219818782
Are we doing trains?

>>219818495
funny, the girls you meet into those church groups. I met my wife, the queen, while at a book fair.

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>>219816290
Someone post Monique Gabrielle's tits from that one movie

>>219819725
MY FUCKING EYES

>>219819725
not a big Carrey fan but that is a classic

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>>219820114
does it look like this on your screen too

>>219820039
>Doesn't cut his aorta
>No arterial blood
>Blood would be gushing and it would be lighter than you'd expect
Doing this move is apparently like turning off a human in this TV show. He most certainly didn't kill him instantly

>>219819962
We see her perfect tits in two films.

>>219820134
no

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>>219820134
Looks normal colors for me. Lemme grab another that actually has fucked up colors and tell me if its fine.

Not this one.

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>>219820134
This one. Webmming Leon and Lexx results in fucked up red shifted webms for me.

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>>219820161
maybe my HDRI is fucked, or you guys are trolling me

>>219820144
Did you watch the rest of the webm where he stands up and waddles away?

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>>219820191
I made these and what the fuck?

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Am I crazy?

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>>219820191
this is how I see it.

>>219820234
my entire screen brightness goes dark as the red steals all my monitors energy, and then my eyes start hurting

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>>219820309
What the fuck is going on?

>>219820335
It's the EVIL.

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>>219820389
Yep, that's the guy

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>>219818400
No, Anon. It's not me. You're mistaken.

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>>219820483
100% keen

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>>219820149
He's probably thinking of the long, lingering shot as she stares at her own boobs in the mirror.

From this movie.

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>>219820547
Wait, fuck.

>>219820503
She got bleached

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>>219820658
He landed on the beach.

>>219820672
>Wait, I forgot my body builder panties, could you grab them for me please.

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>>219820776
I love big bug movies.

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>>219816290
Nice

>>219816290
lucky, lucky camera man...

>>219821547
Disgusting.

>>219818596
kek

>>219821713
is that spider-man

>>219821485
Don't understand it myslf but I read that you can sit on the edge of a copter with your legs hanging and it's not dangerous because the force of the heli(?) keept you against the floor(?)

>>219821764
Gravity keeps you against the floor.

>>219820189
I'll never forget the Wavves album where one of the song files played chopped and screwed on one device and completely normal on another
Just one track not the whole album, weirdest thing ever

>>219821738
No, it's clearly a peasant woman being execut--oh, shit, is that Tom Holland??

>>219820335
This happens to me as well - not in a predictable way. I think it's the webm encoding.

>>219822044
>clearly a peasant woman being
it's Anne Boleyn but whatever.

>>219816290
>tattoo
dropped

>>219821524
Lucky everyone, you mean. She shows full nudity through the whole movie.

https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/a/askmewhatyouwant.html

>>219822684
wew...

>>219823407
i like that they kept the doctor chuckling

>>219823512
I'm guessing the unexpectedly loud bang the seat makes is the real noise it made and not foley.

>>219818198

The average American woman weighs 170 pounds.

>>219823799
mensisters...did we just get BTFO?

>>219818543
This poster is a manlet and assumes you are one too.

>>219819099
A shame this show was too expensive to get renewed past its first season.

>>219816578
dont.

>>219825580
>me entering a barren sfw celeb thread to drop my webms

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>>219819244
Go back loser >>>/r9k/