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Queen of /film/

lynch is for foids. what ryan gosling is to men, laura palmer is to girls.

>>219817863
>what ryan gosling is to men, laura palmer is to girls.
Category error, anon.
Ryan Gosling is an actor, not a character (even if he always plays basically the same character).
Laura Palmer is a character, not an actress.

>>219817744
favorite shu qi? transporter LMFAO

>>219817923
a screen persona is not a real person, get real.

>>219817863
I like lynch films but idgaf about the laura palmer character idolisation, how do you explain this

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The Beatles – A Four-Film Cinematic Event (2028)

Created by:
Sam Mendes
Tom Rothman
Elizabeth Gabler

Lennon should've made that Trotsky film with Godard and Wiazemsky. We missed out on something interesting.

What is the Rubber Soul of /film/?
What is the Revolver of /film/?
What is the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band of /film/?
What is the White Album of /film/?
What is the Abbey Road of /film/?

>>219817744
Thanks Lloyd.

>>219818046
avengers movies because beatles is gigaslop for boomers and has no artistic merit

>>219817948
Another category error.
"Real" is not the same as "actual". Of course on screen personae are real: They are something that exists outside of and independently from your mind. They are not actual though in the sense that they are not a genuine representation of a person.

>>219818066
Thanks for the input, Mr. Scaruffi.

I like the guys on /mu/ who call The Beatles 60s One Direction.

>>219817990
Easy. You're brechtian-trained. I.e. you do not immerse yourself into the plot, but watch it from the outside.

>>219818070
EVERYTHING *SMOKE BOMB* IS AN ILLUSION *TWIRLS CLOAK AND DISAPPEARS*

>>219818070
>They are something that exists
disagree

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>>219818046
Starring Jane B., music by George H.

>>219817744
I like HHH but he's kind of too nostalgia poisoned. Anyway,
>QOTD
Millennium Mambo.
>Bonus
Millennium Mambo, Goodbye South and City of Sadness.

>>219818087
it really is slop
>heeeeeey juuuuuude dont make it baaaaaad
mozart weeps

Beach Boys > Beatles. Not even up for discussion.

>>219818087
>call The Beatles 60s One Direction.
That's retarded. The Monkees clearly were the 1960s' One Direction.
The Beatles are more like the 1960's Take That.

>>219818119
Any good shots of her feet in it?

>>219818134
nobody knows what a take that is, Nigel

>>219818099
We're all brechtian here, unironically.

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>>219818141
Plenty.

>>219818116
No, you don't. If [thing] was not something, you would not be talking about [thing]. But you're demonstrably talking about [thing], therefore [thing] is something.

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>>219818151
Today this could be
The greatest thread of /film/'s life
Before we hit 310
Before we run out of time
Stay on-topic
Stay on-topic
Watch the thread come alive tonight
Stay on-topic

>>219817744
Are Australian meat pies any good?

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>>219818121
>Millennium Mambo, Goodbye South and City of Sadness.
Forgot about The Puppetmaster too.

>>219818151
/film/ is a European general, anon.

>>219818203
not when I'm here *belly bumps you*

>>219818203
We don't consider that island to be Europe.

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>>219818160
Based and Lorrepilled

>>219818171
most anticipiated film of /film/ 2025: Highest 2 Lowest
most anticpiated /film/ film of 2026: Ti Amo!

seanponies we're going back home....

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Any of you guys see this piece of libtard shit slandering another one of our western heroes? Do I really have to live in a world where every minority wants to fucking chop my head off cuz of something that happened to someone else 500 years ago that wasn't even that bad? Am I supposed to apologize for bringing clothes to these naked fucking cannibals?

>>219818235
Is he related to Peter?

We want our film to be beautiful, not realistic

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>>219818192
Depends on the baker.

>>219818262
film actually cannot be real all good directors know this and make fairy tales instead which are more than real. hyper real, if you will

>>219818230
Take That were quite popular all over Europe though. Well, if you were a teenage girl back then.
Otherwise you only know Robbie Williams, the guy who thought it was a good idea to depict himself as a chimp in his biopic.

>>219818280
TRVKLEAR

>>219818258
We're all related to Peter, anon.

>>219818252
Hmm, is this Lav changing his shilling tactic to shitting on his own film to get people talking about it? I'm on to you Lavrente.

peter, our father

>>219818280
Herzog calls it the "ecstatic truth"

>>219818280
>film actually cannot be real
Yeah. That's because films are complex by nature.

>>219818297
And of course they are /film/, as anyone who's seen Anora would know.

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>>219818337
>herzog
love that nigga. did you know I actually read his walking on ice book, the one where he talks about walking from I think it was munich to paris? he takes a car twice. truth is his plaything

>>219818337
Yes, yes, like what he says about Don Quijote vs the phonebook. Exaggerate to clarify, etc.

>>219818262
A big, bold, beautiful journey, if you will.

>>219818355
>>219818327
SAY SOMETHING SUBTANTIAL THIS ISN'T TWITTER

>>219817863
one time Lloyd's QOTD was which film character do you see yourself in and noted Deftones aficionado Stipetic said Laura Palmer (as well as Andrei Rublev and some more I don't remember). Are we sure that nigga wasn't just straight up a foid???

>>219818167
I'm in.

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>>219818252
>makes Westoids seethe by portraying conquistadors as evil idiots
>makes Pinoys seethe by saying that Filipino national hero didn't exist and the whole story is sensationalist bullshit
Yep. Lav is /ourguy/.

>>219818387
I can't, haven't seen the film.

>>219818464
Based.

>>219818464
Honesty gets you no quarter here, pig

>>219818417
This is a pretty good film and proof Lav doesn't need the billions of hours he indulges in.

>>219818450
>portraying conquistadors as evil idiots
Literally no one gets agitated over that anymore. Collonialism went out of style ... like, what, 50 years ago?

>>219818450
Tbh his depiction of Magellan wasn't even that bad aside from a few offhanded comments about greed he's otherwise a good captain and pretty upstanding yet he's beheaded like he's some kind of criminal. It's pretty gross and disturbing and it makes me think all thirdie brownoids want to kill me too

stop talking about this sharthouse slop i never saw it. talk about 'ssics. favorite wilder joint?

>>219818527
>Wilder
This is a Preminger general.

>>219818527
Witness for the Prosecution.

>>219818547
Preminger is just the pseud middle point of the bell curve between the casual's Cock worship and the expert's Cock worship

>>219818591
>the casual's Cock worship and the expert's Cock worship
Le Cock est mort, anon.

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>Wilder
>Preminger
but i don't even know her!
>>219818433
HEY that's not nice! you take that back and apologize RIGHT NOW mister, or else...
>>219818401
wait 'till you find out which film character i see myself in heheh
>>219817744
>QOTD
Millennium Mambo
>Bonus
the same

>all these niggas that have only seen millenium mambo

>>219818634
why do you relate to valerie so much my nig

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next up for arirang april

>>219818634
>wait 'till you find out which film character i see myself in heheh
Lemme guess ... Joseph Gordon Levitt's character in Looper?

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>>219818689
yes
>>219818702
>>219818724
it's not Valerie or Mr. Looper... it's nicole kidman in Babygirl

Yeah, man, The Beatles suck. Slop through and through, nothing more. Their voices are annoying as fuck, and the mixing and production on their albums are horrible. Literally the 60s One Direction.

>>219818613
Le Coq au vin?

>>219818739
The Beach Boys mog

>>219818738
>in Babygirl
Never seen it. Is it more like Dogville Kidman or Eyes Wide Shut Kidman?

>>219818763
The Stones mog
Deep Purple mog
Zeppelin mogs
Elvis mogs
Etc

>>219818739
>the mixing and production on their albums are horrible
It's called "experimental", anon. Like Godard's cinematography.

>>219818847
Lmao no. All shit.

>>219818847
>Zeppelin mogs
Zeppelin the count or Zeppelin the dirigible?

As usual, fast /film/ sucks ass.

>>219819027
word. boomer music? I mean really? all that shit sucks

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>>219818547
Dang right

CRA seething because someone said Deftones sucks, come on son

>>219819113
>CRA seething because someone said Deftones sucks
CRA's seethes because he's CRA

>>219818857
>All instruments panned to the left except for a guitar and a tambourine
Woah, so experimental!

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L'amour est un oisseau rebel la la la la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POacDjS1EBo

>>219819113
It would be more offensive if they said Opeth, TOOL, Devin Townsend, Blood Incantation and Deathspell Omega mog, but at the same time that would be good because their trash taste in metal guarantees they will never listen to the good shit which is by default gatekept to me and makes me look unique and special.

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>>219818739
What a worthless, stale opinion.

>>219819027
>George: ‘ Star Wars is Apocalypse Now in a galaxy long ago and far away.’
>Me: ‘Ironic that millions of Americans are now cheering for the Rebels to defeat the overwhelming might of the Empire.’
>We paused to let this sink in as the 52nd Street cross-traffic grumbled by. George shook his head at the mystery of it all: ‘People will see what they want to see. It almost doesn’t matter what we film-makers think we are doing.’

>>219819188
As I said: Goddard cinematography.

Godard cinematographic

>>219819272
Help me understand, am I not supposed to be cheering for the rebels?

>>219819326
People will see what they want to see, doesnt matter what we /film/makers are doing

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>>219819113
Dude seethes when literally anything happens in this general LOL it's hilarious. Even when the thread's fine he whines "wahh why isn't anyone fighting?? I crave conflict 24/7, savee mee lil Hitler"

>>219819326
You are. The question is why so many people are cheering for the evil empire outside of fiction.

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>>219819345
The perfect film is as though it were unwinding behind your eyes and your eyes were projecting it themselves, so that you were seeing what you wished to see. It’s like thought. Film is the closest to thought process of any art.

>>219819248
Are you Lloyd? Imagine giving Psychocandy half a star and Beatles joints 5 stars... what a pleb. The equivalent of giving Avengers: Endgame 5 stars and Scum half a star because it's too scary.

>>219819408
Psychocandy is just ok. It'd be a masterpiece if it was just Just Like Honey repeated 10 times in a row.

>>219819466
every 35 mm projector assaults the retinas and brains of the audience with a strong and hypnotic pulse of seventy-two (or seventy-five) bursts of light and dark per second, bursts that the brain, engaged at this very primal level, has to filter out before it presents the results to our conscious attention. If you add up the time spent in ‘shutter darkness’ for a sprocketed film, it equals half the running time: for a two- hour film, you would spend one hour in darkness. Digital projectors do not have this alternating shutter pulse: each frame is held for a twenty-fourth (or twenty-fifth) of a second and is then instantly replaced by the next one. The light hitting the audience’s eyes is constant, even – I should emphasise – for those films originally shot on sprocketed film. Every film you see now – in theatres, streaming at home, on your iPad or smart-phone – has lost the primal intensity of that seventy-two-per-second shutter pulse. Does it make a difference in how the films are perceived?

>>219819361
Come on bro, this reads like The Joker telling Batman "I'm tired of chaos, Batman, I now want to play videogames with my friends! Search for another villain to give you that fix! HAHAHA!". You are supposed to be retarded and annyoing 24/7, don't change the script.

there is some good film taste here but every time music comes up its obvious none of you are aware of what good music is. its fucking embarrassing

>>219819466
Just Like Honey is okay; the album is a masterpiece because of songs like Upside Down which sound like complete auditory RAPE, to quote Birkinfag.

>>219819483
>every 35 mm projector assaults the retinas and brains of the audience with a strong and hypnotic pulse of seventy-two (or seventy-five) bursts of light and dark per second
Silly anon. You're not supposed to stare directly into the projector.

>>219819503
What is good music?

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>>219819533
Kpop

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>>219819408
I never got into the Jesus and Mary Chain. I've definitely given Beatles films 5 stars because they are my all-time favorite band; I now await your massive seethe by revealing this.

>>219819494
Yeah, you ARE supposed to be retarded and annyoing 24/7, don't change the script on us now pendejo!

do you prefer a director that
>has a small but consistent body of work
or a director that
>has a massive but inconsistent body of work

personally, I've always felt more attracted to directors with big bodies of work that try all sorts of shit, even if that means there's 5 slops for every kino

>>219819594
>The Jeetles are muh favourite band!
As expected of a basic bitch with trash taste.

>>219819598
lol, bro said "let me be a generic white indie npc #3456789 please"

>>219819533
>The soundtrack for a film set in New York, circa 1970, by Michelangelo Antonioni
>There is a constant murmur, hollow and deep: the traffic. And another sound, inter- mittent: the wind. It comes in gusts, and in the pauses I can hear it sighing, far away, against other skyscrapers. Here, on the thirty-fourth floor, I can feel the vibration of every gust. It gives me a strange feeling as if, for a few moments, my brain freezes. A faint, short-lived siren comes and goes. The noise of two car horns. A rumble that approaches but is impatiently eclipsed by a sudden buffet of the wind. A tram car. It is six o’clock in the morning. Another rumble blends with the first, then drowns it. A faint explosion, far, far away. The wind returns, rising from nothing, spreading, it seems to stretch in the still air, then dies. The hint of a tram, faint, remote. It is not a tram, after all, but another kind of sound I cannot recognize. A truck. A second one, accelerating. Two or three passing cars. The roads in Central Park twist and turn. A line of cars. Their exhausts a kind of organ playing a masterpiece. A moment of absolute silence, eerie.

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Sarah Gadon is a director now.

Game over cucks.

>>219819533
Talk Talk

>>219819607
Yeah I find myself drawn to people like Herzog and Fassbinder. Weird gems like The Wild Blue Yonder are just as intriguing to me as the canonical hits.

>>219819735
Talk Talk is indeed a good band, just like JAMC.

>>219819598
Nowavetic my beloved... <3

you know that niggette unironically do be listening to yoko and the shaggs and shartic youth in her spare time... elite taste alongside XTChad Lloyd. funnies musicmog their opps i fear

>>219819598
birkinfag shared his chart as well, someone post it

>>219819947
He needs to make a new one. His taste has changed quite a bit since then.

>>219819970
nigga speakin bout himself in the 3rd person like he dobby

>>219819799
Shartic Youth... at least you're honest now. The Shaggs and Yoko Ono are such tryhard picks... just like saying "oh no, I don't listen to boomslop only, I also listen to these entry level experimental records you don't know about!"

that Yoko record mogs the Johnslop partner record btw. ball knower pick to choose it over that specky git screaming WAHHH ME FOOKEN MUMMEH DIED INNIT and crying for 40 minutes

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Found it. Yeah this shit is outdated, made in mid December.

>>219819598
>>219820080
kek at the Harper representation on both cabal charts and its not even the harper obsessed member that made them

we like yoko here

>>219820262
Only Jeetles worth a shit are John and George, and this lame nigga already said Yoko mogs despite his favorite band being The Jeetles... interesting.

I didn't say the Deftones sucked I said that all their songs sound the same and they do.

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>>219820437
its fine faggot you can say it. they do suck. its absolute retard shit

>>219820495
>performative hostility
Look, he's doing the 4chan thing let's give this kid a round of applause, you'll be one of us in no time at all.

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>>219819598
>Suspiria OST right beside Raw Power
Wish we could've discussed the Stooges more…

Anyway, anons ... are there actually any good (non-parody) music biopics out there?

>>219819370
Sounds like a communistic worldview

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>>219820080
updated

>>219820569
That one where the guy is a monkey

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>>219820110
Damn near brings a tear to my eye, ngl

>>219820569
24 Hour Party People is great, but I guess it's a parody.
Sid and Nancy is pretty decent.
I remember liking Control when I watched it as a teenager.

>>219820677
>Sister
Based. My fav SY record.

>>219820495
unnie don't use those words

>>219820569
Amadeus
Yankee Doodle Dandy
do Ken Russel movies count as parodies?

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>>219820701
Listen to Kim Gordon's Panties by Rapeman if you haven't already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ADCaLIbP0Y

>>219820677
Even more generic than the first. At least you tried with the basic PE records like Genocide Organ, this one just looks like you gave up and made an AI generated 2016 /mu/ chart.

>>219820754
I have. I watched Boarding Gate by Olivier Assayas recently. She's not great at acting, but it's funny to hear her speaking Cantonese.

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>>219820847
Womp womp!

>>219819598
I hope he's making use of my list of jazz recommendations, wherever he is. Or maybe that was the other Charlottefag, i was never able to tell them apart.

>>219820681
Gay.

>>219820569
Does Chronik der Anna Magdalena Bach count?

>>219820738
>AmadeusI completely dismissed that that would even count as a biopic. With the liberties it takes and most of the story taking place in an unreliable narration.
But I guess biopics in general take huge liberties.

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>>219820677
I would say it's a coincidence that we both have the same favorite Françoise record but La Question really just is that good.

>>219821168
Harrowing lack of King Crimson here, but I guess Fripp does play guitar on Scary Monsters.

>>219820677
>Fillmore East, June 1971
Odd choice. Personally i really don't like the whole Mud Shark/groupie stories shit. Just Another Band From L.A. showcases that version of the band's strenghts much better i think, especially Dunbar's drumming.

>C.C.C.C.
Based as fuck.

>>219821168
Why did you stop posting Charlotte?

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>Ralph Bakshi
87
>Werner Herzog
83
>Wim Wenders
80
>Lars Von Trier
In care for Parkinson's

bros....

>>219821360
Ralpho will hit 100. Ashkenazim either die young or they hit centenarian status. Trust.

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>>219821220
A thousand pardons. If it's any consolation I was listening to In The Wake Of Poseidon last night.
>>219821356
Close, but no seegar...

>>219821360
Are those ratings out of 100?

>>219821360
The silver lining with Herzog is doing a rewatch of his entire filmography with added emotional weight. I look forward to this experience.

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>>219820323
>this lame nigga already said Yoko mogs despite his favorite band being The Jeetles... interesting.
Do you ever get tired of making shit up as a form of bait?
I've never said in any capacity Yoko mogs the Beatles because it's far from the truth. Frankly, I have never liked Yoko for her part in breaking up the Beatles nor do I care for her screeching experimental improv junk, especially that companion piece to Lennon's Plastic Ono Band, which I may add is an incredible record. If you're gonna screech like a deranged wildebeest, do it right like John did.

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movie thief

>>219821817
Yoko mogs The Jeetles, thoughbeit.
Anyway, stop listening to this pussy ass low test shitass DUDE WEED LMAO music and put on some real rock for a change. You'd probably get scared if you listened to some real drug free rock like The Stones.

Hombre mirando al sudeste.

>>219821837
>Hide post

>>219822105
rude unnie

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>>219821977
Do you like the drug free rock music of Frank Zappa? Or are you a radio rock person.

>>219822369
>Hide post

>>219822402
*stab*

>>219822369
Zappa was a pothead with a shitty conception of songwriting. Nigga's whole idea of good music was a dude playing a 60 minute guitar solo... classic DUDE casualty.

>>219822091
Últimas imágenes del naufragio.

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>>219822425
He was a composer, not a mere songwriter, and he didn't do drugs. He tried pot when he was young but he didn't like it.

>>219822524
He was a pothead, but he was ashamed of it, so he hid the habit, it's obvious. On the other hand, he had no talent at making One Direction bangers for the masses like The Jeetles did, so he pretended his aimless guitar playing was "high arté" and "composisión" instead of just accepting he sucked at writing pop trash.

The Beatles invented like 12 different subgenres and have dozens of songs that people still listen to today on heavy rotation.

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>>219822569
Do you ever get tired of being a contrarian 24/7 that hates everything? Serious question.

>>219822813
t r v k e

>>219822813
All shit stolen from indians. Indians created psychedelic rock.

>>219822865
>I can make fun of pedophilia, world wars, the nazis, people dying of hunger in the 3rd world, women being mutilated in Africa... but you cannot and should never ever EVER criticize my shitty generic pop band from the 60s.

>>219822907
>people dying of hunger in the 3rd world
Literally no one makes fun of that, you disgusting imbecile.

>>219822982
That guy has larger tits than her.
A larger butt as well.
Interesting casting choices.

>>219822991
Oh fuck no, lil bro got mad because someone told him The Jeetles suck!

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>>219823020
Silence cuck

Busy thread today, it always is when the /mu/ talk starts.

>>219823040
Did you even read the post? This isn't about the Beatles. This is about you apparently thinking that joking about people starving is comparable to, among other things, joking about nazis (which not only was done in Nazi-Germany as a form of passive resistance, but is also exactly what they deserve).
You seriously disgust me.

>>219823052
Did you mean to write
>silicone cuck
? That would explain that guy's tits, yeah.

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>>219823102
If only this eternal hater didn't ruin the vibes.

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>>219823165
You are a cuck.

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>>219823126
Disgust yourself over The Jeetles, cuck. You somehow think making fun of people with cancer is okay, but making fun of a shitty pop band is not. You're a hypocrite and a fag; your veneer of irony falls down when people criticize something you like, because you're a faggot at heart and have no values other than eternally seeking people to agree with you on trivial shit or else you get into a big lip pouting sesh.

>>219823102
for a moment it felt like Jazzpetic and her boyfriend Charlottebro were back with us.......

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>>219823251
GOD THAT WOULDVE BEEN FUCKING INCREDIBLE I WOULDVE SHIT MY FUCKING PANTS BROS YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BROS

>>219823239
>You somehow think making fun of people with cancer is okay
You keep bringing up random inappropriate shit in your long list of things no one but you ever did. And comparing them to completely benign things to joke about. You are literal human trash.

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>>219823329
I don't give a fuck what you think of me, making you seethe is already a benefit in itself. You make fun of literal children getting raped (Brooke Shields), people getting cancer (me), third worlders living in hell, etc., yet you can't stop crying when someone says Justin Bieber is better than One Direction. What a massive faggot.

Should've imagined there's no cancer.

>>219823380
Imagine there's no waifufags.
I don't believe in Birkin.
I don't believe in Harperfag.
I just believe in me, Godard and me, that's reality.

>>219823366
>You make fun of literal children getting raped (Brooke Shields), people getting cancer (me), third worlders living in hell
Never did any of that. But I do pity your cancer for having to put up with you.

>>219823445
lmao, suck my dick, I don't give a fuck. Play those shitty pop songs again, Harpeet.

I WAS THE SOMEPONY
but now im Sean
the dream is overpetic

>>219823102
Blame >>219817992

Alexa, play Yesterday by The Beatles (Skrillex Remix), please.

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>>219822991
>>219823126
>>219823329
I appreciate you effortlessly taking on this argument after I stopped replying to that contrarian freak.

>>219823570
My bad…….

GBV = trash
The Beatles = trash
XTC = trash
Zappa = trash

>>219823683
>Hide post

>>219823714
*stab*

That's it, niggers, I'm migrating to /mu/ to discuss arthouse and classic cinema there.

>>219823728
I'll join you.

>>219823728
Let's make a general about classic and avant-garde music to keep the theme going.

>>219823728
Do it in the kpop thread. I know someone who could use a taste of his own medicine.

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The jester got jestermogged.

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>>219820738
>>219821102
I don't even care if Amadeus is fictional, it's so damn good stuff like that doesn't even matter. If anything, it's more of a biopic on Salieri.

Wake me up when it's a biopic of Mario Salieri.

They should make a biopic of Super Mario and cast Bob Hoskins

>>219824154
Peaked in Super Mario 64. Think he also got pussy only in that game.

i miss that greasy haired, unshowered looking, trailer trash looking, plays yugioh cards with the boys at lunch time instead of hanging with girls, has cookie crumbs on her bed, pile of clothes on the floor, girl next door JJL. i am putting in a formal request of her to be added to valerifag or harpfag's harem.

They should make a biopic of Mario Bava. Directed by his son Umberto. And set in a fantasy universe.

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

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>>219824183
i feel like a stupid dummy i can't figure out who JJL is if it's not Jennifer Jason Leigh IM SORRY

>>219824356
it is, pisspetic used to post her regularly now nobody does. some niggas still post Anne and Charlotte but not her. no one posts dalle after he left too... i miss her as well

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So that's /mu/, /v/, and /co/ all discussed in this very thread on /tv/. Man I love this shit lol don't tell me I'm the only one that used a GameShark cartridge on SM64 to clip through surfaces and play stages on the debug menu…? I played the hell out of these games when I was 8 or 9.

>>219824183
Sorry anon, I like JJL but not enough to post her regularly.

>>219824356
ARMPIT HAIR

>>219824500
TANLINES

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>>219824451
hmmmh oki
>>219824500
AAAHH!

wow this thread sucked.

>>219824490
>So that's /mu/, /v/, and /co/ all discussed in this very thread on /tv/.
Oh, I didn't catch that. Thanks for the heads up.

REPORT GAMING POSTS AS OFF-TOPIC

Still trying to figure out what the hell Birkinfag meant by him and Laurapetic by
>we come from an identical set of circumstances

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>>219824490
I had no Gameshark, but I recently speedran SM64 on an emulator. I've had the cartridge in my collection about 3 times in my life, but always sold it in the end.

>>219824624
Man, you really want to be the gayest nigga in every thread, don't you? Fucking Toad looking ass nigga.

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>>219824647
not saying! ^-^
I wouldn't mind sharing my circumstances since it's not damaging/a big deal but I don't know if Laura would like personal information shared since it was discussed privately.
im a lil neurotic about confidentiality sry luv

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every other /film/ thread just has a moment like this lmfao

>>219824746
Why do you think he looks like Toad?

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>>219824913
He's short, shirtless, and has a dick inside his brain.

>>219819598
Fire Walk With Me is foid Drive. Lost Highway is masculine kino and mogs

>>219824647
He meant they're both gay and come from the similar circunstances of having a lot of gay sex.

>>219825022
CirCUMstances*, sorry.

>>219824749
>since it was discussed privately.
these nigs really do have a 'cord... cra was right, the cabal is real

>>219824749
Did Lauratic have a cute and androgynous display name? if its something like Kevin im gonna kms

>>219825022
Reminds me of that gay ahh instance where these lame ass gayniggers introduced GioGOD to their DC only to get instabetrayed by the master himself. He showed them.

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>>219825051
it was a 1vs1 conversation!
>>219825085
it was "Kevin im gonna kms"
>>219825139
revisionism... i only spoke to Giopoo privately and he turned out to be a grating meanie :(
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/217610299/#q217624246

>>219825139
that's not true. stop revisionising history. he was sexually harassing Birkinbro but he never got admitted to the cabal. one anon asked him to post the chat logs and he himself admitted he wasnt in the group chat.

He showed them.

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Good scat.

>>219825305
looks like smut

I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE BUT
I FOUND A WAY
I FOUND A WAY

This was GioGOD's peak ngl.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%22dramas%20l%C3%A1nguidos%22/

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>>219825399
Bro going for that medieval El honorable hidalgo Don Quixote de la Mancha drip.

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>>219825231
maybe i should start a group chat just to drive the schizo even madder

>>219825565
We care a lot bro, do it so we get super angery.

valeri
start a /film/cord and drop a invite in the thread

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>>219825659
that is SUCH a terrible idea but i live for funny slow motion train wrecks
https://discord.gg/ArxYS7EH

>>219826118
I'm so angrey now... AHHHHH *Gustavo Fring death sounds*

>>219825524
It reads as being between galician and spanish while not actually being either, crazy.

>>219824844
Usually when they harperfag shows up

>>219825220
The rape and decapitation thing really was funny, laughed again at those two posts.