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For me, it's Gwyneth Paltrow in Shallow Hal.
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>>219817930
based
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for me it's iron man goop
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>>219817930
Same, but the 400lb version
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>>219817930
For me it's Glowing Gwyneth in Iron Man 3.
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Shizo thread
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>>219817930
this was looksmatched couple in 2001 United States of America
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Isn't she a dirty footslut?
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>>219820034
Jack black has very good facial features
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OK, I will buy your vag candles
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>>219820082
Yes
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>>219820034
back when he was just regular fat
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god she's so hot i would eat every ounce of her goop for 3 meals a day
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>>219820034
I thought the point of the film was that he thought she was out of his league
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Kiss Gwyneth Paltrow. Hug Gwyneth Paltrow. Protect Gwyneth Paltrow. Make clay pottery with Gwyneth Paltrow. Snuggle with Gwyneth Paltrow. Then whisper “I got you” to Gwyneth Paltrow.
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She hates poor people
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>>219820034
Young Jack Black is actually very attractive, not so much in pic though
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>>219824296
Then sniff her deliciously goopy pussy
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>>219824419
so do I
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>>219818352
excellent
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Post the webm of her in that avengers movie kicking around the apartment in daisy dukes.
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>>219817930
Most based thread on the 'log.
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>>219817930
I wish I could afford one of her vagina scented candles :(
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>>219824472
>the most sexual PG scene in cinema history is already referenced in the copypasta
>somehow that’s not enough for you
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>>219824625
Ghost is PG-13.
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>>219824543
wtf is daisy dukes
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>>219824933
There was a show called Dukes of Hazard. The main characters were the Duke boys. Their cousin was Daisy Duke. She wore extremely short shorts. Hence the name. There was a rap song about them if you can believe that.
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I need those feet in my mouth
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>>219823105
Careful with that there thinking around these parts lad
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>>219825751
>POV: you're a young actor who has to audition for the MCU
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>>219825751
Perfect
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>Shakespeare in Love
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>>219826656
looks like a painting
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>>219826679
yes.
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>>219824340
poor and fat, but to her they're the same.
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No perfection of her that is the movie Great Expectations?!
That peach fuzz when she's smoking is so hot.
Y'all niggas dumb.
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>>219824625
They were crafting a butt plug together
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Great Expectations.
thread
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Didn't Weinstein glark and pump this ancient bitch?

OP is still jerking off to her in his 30s while she has Harvey's cheese floating around in her.
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>>219817930
oops, wrong pic
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>>219827002
>Great Expectations
supreme taste
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>>219827044
Paltrow is a jew. Big Harv only messed with gentiles.
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Paltrow always bad mouths this movie when asked about it. Basically says it's trash and she regrets doing it
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>>219827491
ok.
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>>219827457
Paltrow can't be a jew because Blythe Danner wasn't, they both had to service him at the same time. Those are the rules when it's only jewy on your dad's side.
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love her peach fuzz
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>>219827866
Love Goop
Love jerking off to Goop
Love her 7 limes
Simple as
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>>219827866
god she was perfect
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When people talk about wealthy White people, Gwyneth is who I think about. She embodies that beautiful Anglo look. Of course her father was a kike.
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>>219827987
Jews have been in the elite class of most Western countries for more than a century now and in the case of English speaking Western countries, have basically mixed into the Anglo elite class. I don't get that people get surprised when they find out an Anglo-Jew is a wealthy elite.
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Goopbros should I make a Goop thread on /b/?
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She was on a podcast and was asked who was better in bed between Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck. What did she mean by this?

https://x.com/wydblaise/status/2045229726982164686?s=46
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>>219828305
Sounds like she was in love with Pitt so that made the sex good but Affleck has a big dick and/or just a great fuck.
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>>219828305
Pitt dumped her for Jolie, who was even hotter at the time. She's just coping. Pitt may regret that decision though.
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>>219828472
He dumped Jennifer Aniston for Jolie. It was a huge thing in the media at the time. Also she didn’t really say anything bad about Pitt there
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>>219827815
golden goop glutes
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The Talented Mr Ripley
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>>219828305
kinda tacky talking about that but still pretty funny
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>>219817930
Her mother was easily 10X more beautiful than her.
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>>219825979
Damn, a co-worker/neighbour looks just like her in here.
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>>219820091
Anon the beard is doing the heavy lifting here.

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