>>219819851
don't do it. rape will ensue. but lots of feces.

>chimps are violent and kill each other when it comes to disagreements
>Bonobos when in heated moments have sex to defuse it
humans should learn from this

>>219819941
God imagine getting into a heated argument with your boss and at its peak you’re then plapping her in the office

>>219820005
I'd have her on top of me spitting in my mouth but I agree

>>219820047
what if she's like a 200 pounds whale

>>219820047
*land whale
sorry

>>219820378
Thanks for the clarification. For a second I thought you meant a literal whale is my boss and wanting to fuck me

>>219820005
>her

haha yeah imagine

>>219819941
yes but not from the species you're thinking of

>>219820360
bonobos seem to treat sex like any other social bonding we humans would do so if we were more like them we probably wouldn’t have standards in that way. That would also be bad because a whole lot more people would have STDs

>>219820462
this would be fine if there were far more women than men

>>219820407
haha can you imagina that bro oh no omg don't swallow me big girl haha that would so horrible bro ha

>>219820453
If all the world’s leaders fucked each other to resolve conflicts the world would be a better, funnier place

>>219819941
This is a reddit pop science myth. They attack each other all the time.
Case where females lynched a male from their own group:
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0960982225010413
Case where males lynched a female from a neighboring group:
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-026-40297-w


They make up "fun facts" like this so they can point to their own lie as the basis for their agenda. "See? Bonobos are our closest relatives and they're a super peaceful progressive female-led society that never has any problems, let's be like them!". Except it's a complete lie designed to trick you into compliance.

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>>219821156
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.adz2433
>we examined aggressive interactions across 22 zoo-housed groups of chimpanzees (N = 9 groups, 101 individuals) and bonobos (N = 13 groups, 88 individuals) using Bayesian social network analysis. We find no species differences in overall or contact aggression rates, accounting for group size and sex ratio. However, aggression patterns diverge by sex: Bonobos exhibit higher female-to-male aggression, while chimpanzees show the reverse.

>>219821156
the thing is bonobos don't do it as much as chimps do who do it nearly on a day to day basis but then again a lot of that has to do with resource scarcity since chimps have to be aggressive to find food while bonobos are in a food abundant areas

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nuh uh, not trusting those gums

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>>219820840
>he doesn't know