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>best selling book of all time
>billions of fans worldwide
>deep lore and full of fairy tales
>never ending characters and cool settings
>still no movie adaptation
why they haven't released a movie yet?
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>>219820173
There are several.
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Next time think before making such a retarded post.
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It's caught in licensing hell.
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mogged by ben-hur
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Imagine a film about Jesus's crucifixion. That would be insane. Why hasn't Hollywood done that? It would make crazy money, like $609 million worldwide
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>>219820173
You forgot the part where it's a no-fun allowed religious text where any adaptation is never good enough for the devout. Even Prince of Egypt, often cited as one of the best adaptations gets shit on by some for not being perfect.
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>>219820173
The Ten Commandments is one of the greatest movies of all time, by several metrics.
Do you mean you want the entire thing adapted?
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you just referred to them as fairy tales
plenty fairy tales around if thats what you're actually looking for you libtard faggot
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>>219820173
There's a lot of Bible movies, it's just that they're all low budget and only appear on tubi and other lesser known streaming services that nobody uses.
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>>219820917
uh oh. sounds like someone believes in Sky Daddy!
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>>219820173
Aronofsky took a crack at it, didn't pan out the way he wanted.
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too many competing toxic fandoms
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>>219821110
don't need to believe when its already real
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scares the kikes too much
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>>219820173
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_based_on_the_Bible
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>>219820917
christcucks seething
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>>219820173
>pedo book
>worship Jews or burn in hell for eternity
>worshippers believe that Abraham is the most sane example of faith by mutilating his and his son's penis and eventually was willing to kill his son for god
sounds like a Hollywood masterpiece script
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>>219820173
>Sequel is considered non canon by most fans of the original

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