Women are demons whose sole purpose is to tempt men from God. It makes sense

>>219820791
because she, flanders and the priest were hung up on dogma and the episode was supposed to point out how bullshit religious sects are

>>219820791
She found it cringr

>>219820791
Zealotry from newly converting usually wears off pretty quickly

the main point is the RCC opposes birth control and Marge didn't want to have more kids

>>219820791
Because she didn't want them to spend all of eternity in a different afterlife than hers, you would know if you paid attention to the episode.

>>219820936
Marriage is explicitly until death do you part. Dumb blue haired bitch.

>>219820839
This. Everyone should be Catholic.

>>219820874
even catholics don't care about that

>>219820791
>look ma! I posted it again!
kys faggot

>my magic sky daddy book says it's wrong!!!

>>219821337
Your existence is proof that God is real and he hates you in particular.

>>219820791
Wtf were they before? I thought they went to Catholic Church

>>219821381
Some species of protestant. Rev Lovejoy has a wife.

>>219821381
Church of England

>>219821337
>reciting 2008 TheAmazingAtheist memes in this year
I sure hope you guys don't do this.

>>219821121
ESPECIALLY THE POPE

>>219821433
It's Episcopalian in the US.

>>219820936
Only Protestants are so petty in believing only their random sect is the only way to get to heaven.

>>219821433
>>219821538
That the one with women priests and tranny drag shows on the altar?

>>219821368
God's not real morty

>>219821608
Yeah I forgot that Vatican II means Muslims now go to heaven too

>>219821646
Jesus went to Hell / Universal Afterlife after his Crucifixion and gave everybody a chance to accept him as the Savior. So who are we to condemn others because they don't choose one of the billions of denominations

>>219821609
Probably, I think that's all the protestants these days besides the Baptists.

>>219821646
Really? The Catholic school I went to taught us from ancient Baltimore catechisms that said everyone but us is getting roasted. And this was thirty years after Vatican II.

>>219821761
Nostra aetate
Everybody goes to Heaven!

>>219820874
pull out at the end. it's not hard.

>>219821608
It's more about reading the Bible for yourself and finding out most of the traditions in Catholicsm are completely made up.

>>219821839
Worked great for Onan

>>219821851
All traditions are made up. Sure, the Catholic Church took a bunch of pagan stuff and added Christ to it, but celebrating Church culture is a lot more palatable than whatever wishy-washy protty garbage that is trending on Christ-tok that sunday

>>219821820
That's bullshit. Did they get rid of purgatory too?

>>219821900
They will when they accept abortion

>>219821502
It would be nice if that retard knew the actual religion he preaches. Instead he just spouts liberal nonsense.

>>219821916
Ecclesiastes 11:5
Fetal bones do not ossify until 6 weeks; thus, the soul has yet to enter the body, and the fetus is not a human. Thus, abortion before 6 weeks is not murder.

At least, that's how I heard a pro-abortion catholic describe the slippery slope. Stricter than Jews, who say a soul doesn't enter the body until the baby's first breath

>>219822122
6 weeks is practically a ban on abortion, most women don't even know they're pregnant by that point.

and the "bones ossify" part is arbitrary anyways. if you are willing to base your abortion stance on religious beliefs, then conception should be the logical origin point of "human being"

>>219822198
>then conception should be the logical origin point of "human being"
I tried to counter with this, but they told me to provide a Biblical source

seems to be a sitcom trope where mother thinks her family needs to be better and then they find a way to be better without her and it triggers her so she has to sabotage them, I've seen it many times mostly on cartoons from memory

>>219822231
the book was written by shepherds in the bronze age, ofc they didnt know about the human reproduction cycle in detail.

this is why public opinions and stances change with the passage of time and gathering of more knowledge, arguing about this current day topic from a biblical perspective is pointless.
This is why modern societies come at it from other angles and usually allow abortion up to ~15 weeks, as a middle ground to concede that the needs of a fetus the size of a fingernail with no heart or brain function dont supersede the needs of the mother.

>>219822342
>the book was written by shepherds in the bronze age, ofc they didnt know about the human reproduction cycle in detail.
They were influenced by God. If God told them the soul doesn't enter the body until the bones form, then that is when life - and murder - starts. Modern science tells is that is 6 weeks

>>219821121
>>219821502
Catholics are flooding Europe with Muslims.

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>>219821953
Yeah! Like being tough on crime and supporting daddy Cheetos McHitler on nuking Iran to the stone age. Pope’s a woke libtard faggot, probably the antipope if he keeps speaking out of turn about Daddy. DEUS VULT

>>219822454
The Pope washes tranny prostitutes' feet.

>>219820791
>trying to apply "logic" to a Nu-Simpsons plotline

>>219822417
They should force them to convert instead of letting them stay muslim.

>>219822417
What a strange way to spell "Jews"

>>219822626
You can't force someone to convert. That's why Muslims behead those who refuse to earnestly revert