>>219822004
Too late

stars wars is shit

>>219822004
They have to erase the prequel trilogy as well.

And the Ewoks. It should've been the wookie home world like Lucas originally intended before he got greedy for more merchandising prospects.

>>219822208
The Ewoks cartoon is kino though

>>219822227
The Christmas special is distilled rape essence

>>219822208
prequels can stay because it has some of the best aesthetics and designs in the series.

>>219822255
It got Nelvana onto the scene though

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>>219822004
HE
FUCKING
WON

>>219822004
I was wondering why they're suddenly pushing the OT gang at the theme park. I thought they had a sequel-only policy but now it makes sense.

>>219822004
Filoni is in charge of Lucasfilms now, and he loves the sequels.

absolutely amazing if they do this

i'll forgive them. still never watching ep 8 or 9. nor 7 again. but if they make a new 7,8,9 i'll give those a chance

amazing. pardon me for being söy

>>219822208
It had nothing to do with merchandising and everything to do with it being easier to find fifty kids to put into costumes than fifty 7 feet dudes.

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>>219822004
>"Are we fucking serious right now?"
>username is starwars slopper

>>219822004
the sequels will be removed from disney+, nobody will ever say "Rey" again, TLA defenders will be rounded up, shot and dumped in a ditch at disneyland

>>219823108
>TLA
Wrong franchise anon

>>219823152
damn, well I wouldn't worry about it, bullets are pretty cheap

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>>219822753
>than fifty 7 feet dudes.

Just get fifty guys standing on crates and angle the camera up. They can even wear jeans from the waist down. Guys in the back can just have wigs and a little make up and you're good. The magic of movies is in the illusion.

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>>219822004
GEG
>>219822442
I kneel...

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>>219823108
>>219823152
What franchise is TLA?

>>219822375
I could give a fuck about the aesthetics.

In fact, I think they made a mistake taking Tatooine desert robes and making them the uniform of a Jedi knight. After they said "Jedi knight" back in '77, a lot of us were picturing something much more knightly.

Something like Vader's armor, but the Good Guy version. In some of those CGI cartoons they got Obi and Ani wearing a bit of armor here and there. That's closer to what I pictured as a child.

>>219822004
>>219822208
>>219822442
Someone needs to take that picture of Stalin erasing the officer next to him but make it Lucas erasing sequel characters.

>>219823913
It says it right there
>Queer Cinema

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wtf, this happened?

I don't know what to think. Getting rid of Kathleen Kennedy is an obvious net positive but I really dislike Filoni's hard-on for shit fanservice shows.

>>219823913
The Labia Archives

>>219822004
>1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Be hilarious if they did this.

>>219823984
Aren't they just samurai tho

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>>219823913
>What franchise is TLA?
To (Live and Die in) LA

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They just knew nobody would buy the mystery box if it there were a 1/3 chance of getting a sequel jersey

I find it insane that jewjew was allowed to make a trilogy on the premise of the neo-empire fighting the neo-rebels because the new republic "disarmed itself" and was completely taken out by the first order

>>219824372
Kino. Soulful, even.

>>219822670
do what
it's a blind box with shirts for the lucas movies and a chase for retards to waste money trying to get
it doesn't mean they're erasing the sequels

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>>219824482
I find it insane they made a new trilogy without any kind of plan for what the story would be. Lets just make it up as we go from film to film

>>219822208
No Star Wars is Canon except episodes 4, 5, the first half of Phantom Menace and the Ewoks show. I will not elaborate further.

>>219824557
The plan was feminist culture war and they executed brilliantly

>>219824300
samurai wore a ton of armor

>>219823458
What were they using?

>>219823984
IIRC, what Luke wears in Jedi was supposed to resemble what they wore. Something between a Prussian military suit and Japanese robes. At the very least, their clothes were much finer than the bulky robes and coats.

>>219822255
kek
Also fuck Star Wars

>>219824452
All of those are good, maybe episode V jersey is kind of bad, with Luke huge dirty face slapped there

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>>219824731
Anakin wears that

>>219824790
He's close, but the fabrics were still pretty dense. Ironically, a lot of the prequeloids had silk robes under the costume for comfort. Silk would make sense as the main fabric for this era of Jedi.

>>219824300
Those movies were inspired by all sorts of things. Samurai, knights, WWII, westerns... It's what gave these movies such universal appeal. I highly recommend watching The Hidden Fortress--there's so much Star Wars in that movie. And not to give the prequels too much credit (they suck) but the story of Palpatine is basically Julius Caesar and the fall of the Roman Republic.

Now Star Wars movies are inspired by like, general Star Wars pop culture. Creators have been chasing a high they never understood. They've created copies of copies until there was only a faint outline left.

>>219824557
They didn't need a plan because normgroids would consume anything with the Star Wars label (at the time), and Disney knew this. Really cynical approach to moviemaking.

>>219824864
it is similar to those clips of AI trying to replicate a picture of a person repeatedly. mistakes are copied and more mistakes take shape around them. after 20 goes the original picture is completely gone.

>>219824452
Imagine wearing one of these and not being embarrassed.

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>>219823984
>In fact, I think they made a mistake taking Tatooine desert robes and making them the uniform of a Jedi knight. After they said "Jedi knight" back in '77, a lot of us were picturing something much more knightly.
Apparently that was Lucas goal but the artists on the production wanted the Jedi to just wear the same robes as in episode 4.

>>219824723
no verbal greeting, a drag queen would just walk around and kiss all the children on the mouth

>>219825192
ok i just did what now

>>219825192
i don't have to imagine being based

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>>219822208

I always coped that PT was a terrible in setting movie series about what really happened.

>>219824723
NON-DENOMINATIONAL GREETINGS, PARK ATTENDEES

>>219824452
Episode 2 is PEAK late 90s aesthetics. Everything from the brown fabric to the sun bleached artwork.

I really need one.

>>219825193
>AI aggregates dipshit fan theories that are in its dataset
Case closed, I guess

>>219825292
lmfao

>Each mystery box will cost $99.99

>>219825193
Mark Hamil himself suggested some kind of oriental inspired look. He even tried to get Lucas to have Luke shave his head or wear some kind if exotic hairstyle. Lucas didn't use that look for Luke, but it did become the padawan braid that Obiwan and later Anakin had in the prequels.

>>219824557
That's what Lucas did with the original trilogy as well.

>>219823458
It's....it's afraid.

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>>219824031
>Someone needs to take that picture of Stalin erasing the officer next to him but make it Lucas erasing sequel characters.

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>>219825788
Everything in the original trilogy was made up as they went.

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>>219825908
Didn't mean to make it so big

>>219823838
>get fifty guys standing on crates
Nice, now shoot them running through the woods while maiming Imperials and destroys AT-STs.

>>219824452
IV > I > V = III > VI > II

>>219824581
only Andor and empire is canon

>>219823984
this nitpick is so fucking retarded. did you know that there are people walking around offices in president uniforms in real life? retard

>>219823838

Moon Shoes (tm)

>>219822004
Even 6 is too many, imagine paying for a lootbox for a fucking shirt with a 50% chance of getting one for a shit movie

>>219822004
Nigger

>>219826217
Why did Obi Wan wear his Jedi outfit every day while hiding?

>>219822670
like a beaten wife

>>219822753
Easier to film 50 tall dudes than 50 kids though, actually did they even use kids or did they use midgets

>>219825787
>it did become the padawan braid that Obiwan and later Anakin had in the prequels.
lol that's like the least cool thing he could have picked. I always associated it with the rat tails a lot of redneck kids had when I was in school at the time.

>>219826255

Was Uncle Owen also a Jedi?

>>219826288
Yeah it looked fucking disgusting

The prequels are some of the ugliest films ever made

>>219826255
Why did both Yoda and Anakin's ghost wear the same clothes?

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>>219826143
What point is this trying to make? All six movies are bad. Who cares what people spent more money on? Doesn't the OT still rank highest of the three anyway?

>>219826331
because Lucas CGI'd them in there in 97

>>219823984
>, a lot of us were picturing something much more knightly.
maybe on planet retard

>>219822208
>and the Ewoks. It should've been the wookie home world
reddit opinion. the empire would have never placed their death star shield on the planet full of murderous bigfoots. the ewoks worked exactly because they were small and weak, which made the empire underestimate them. it's like poetry.

>>219824973
yeah, except they didn't

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>>219826365
But that's wrong.

>>219824723
it was 420 genders and it scared people

>>219826288
Heh, yeah, I had that as a kid for a little while too, lol.

>>219824723
>howdy folks, come on in y’all

>>219824557
Unironically THIS might be the biggest thing to show someone if you want to deradicalize a person. The biggest film franchise in the world was given to the biggest film company in the world, and they just fucked around, and didn't plan any shit out. If you they can't even do that, then how in god's name can half of any conspiracy theory be true? There's no shadow cabal. World's just full of retards.

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>>219824581
Episode 6 starts with Jabba’s palace, that giggling monkey lizard, slave Leia, the Rancor fight, and the fight over the Sarlac pit. It ends with the audience meeting the eponymous Emperor of the Empire (one of the best characters in the series), Luke finally beating Vader in a fight, Force Lightning use, and then Vader throwing the Emperor into the core of the Death Star to redeem himself and save his son. Episode 6 is iconic, Ewoks or no.

Also
>implying picrel isn’t the best saber duel with the second best track besides Imperial March
This scene alone makes everything else wrong with the movie worthwhile.

>>219824452
>They just knew nobody would buy the mystery box if it there were a 1/3 chance of getting a sequel jersey
This anon is right.
No one especially wants a Rise of Skywalker shirt.