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We all know the live action 40K series is going to be pozzed shit, the question is how badly are they going to ruin it?

>First episode starts with a 15 second voice over introduction explaining humans are evil and fascists, with a massive CGI battle going on in the background for the ADHD Tiktok audience
>Fleet in space entering low orbit, we are introduced to our main character, an inquisitor, with a tracking shot from behind as he enters the bridge; the extremely diverse crew composed of 99% women gasp and stand up as they watch the person walking through the bridge (no one has augmetics and there's no servitors or skulls or anything that could be construed as Nazi symbols)
>The person stops as the camera pans around to show their face
>Pic related
>"Gentlemen... I mean gentle ladies, I believe we have a problem"
>Holographic display infront of him with the senior bridge crew around it that is extremely hi-def shows in big words "40,000 ALLY SOLDIERS... 1 BILLION ENEMIES"
>One of the bridge crew points to the big red numbers on the display "A problem? We're fucked! We only have 40,000 Warhammer™ wielding soldiers left! *SOMEBODY* forgot to give them their laser rifles!". Camera pans over to show the only white guy on the bridge start crying and run off the bridge in a humorous weak looking run
>Jack Black sighs and leans back, his fat ass sits on a big red "EXTERMINATUS" button
>Suddenly the planet blows up after a massive Death Star-tier laser fires at the planet
>Everyone looks at him and he gulps; his zany servo skull companion with an ebin Mr. Wilson painted face on it says "WELL, THAT JUST HAPPENED"
>The ship captain, a strong black woman, walks up to him and pulls out her laser sword and ignites it, stares him down, then raises the sword high and says "The hero of the Imperium saved us!"
>Everyone cheers, camera pans back to show Jack Black's other companion, a space marine with Trans colored war plate played by Elliot Page, making out with an Indian man