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Fort Knox is empty what do you want them to do?
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>>219825094
The whole movie is gold, that else could you ask for
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>>219825131
Has to be the most fucked up villain death
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>>219825094
Shirley Eaton > Honor Blackman

Also HB has the worst voice of any Bond Girl. I mean they dubbed half of them and they left this cement mixer filled with gravel speaking her own lines. Crazy.
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>>219825094
By far the most overrated Bond film of the Connery, probably my least favorite of his. First 45 minutes are 10/10, and then after the iconic laser interrogation scene and Bond wakes up on the plane, it turns into this plodding prison escape flick about bond trying to escape from a kentucky ranch, which frankly isn't a very exotic or interesting location. The scene where Goldfinger gases the crime bosses is the only real highlight past the 45 minute mark
Also worst Felix Leiter
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>>219825232
I didn't really care about the ending of thunderball
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>>219825357
I would give Thunderball a 6/10 only because the Bond girls in that movie are top tier, aside from that it's just a slower longer version of Dr. No. The best Connery Bond films are Dr. No, From Russia with Love, and Diamonds Are Forever
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>>219825094
Why? all I'd expect is a finger. Meanwhile, they over-delivered. The golf scene alone had more gold than a goldfinger
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>>219825507
Bond started to get a little stale with all of the underwater fighting. I get it, who wouldn't like to be paid to film a movie in a vacation paradise, but when every fight comes down to "swim up, and cut giant hose on their back"; it just doesn't work for more than one film
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>>219825232
the oddjob fight tho
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>>219825094
The original score to this is amazing, one of the best ever.
https://youtu.be/hFeFGuZL85A?si=lvma8TcdJ_7ucFvq
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>>219825607
Yes when the planes flew over
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>>219825094
casino royal (2006) blows all the pre craig bond films out of the water
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>>219825598
It's basically an advert for the Bahamas
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>>219825607
The Spy Who Loves Me has the best opening credits; in terms of music (Carly Simon) and visual design
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>>219825645
Drowning someone in a sink is kino but I was shocked at how good Dr no is
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>Bond takes on the Man with the Golden Gun
>He uses a one of a kind golden gun
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>>219825232
Been rewatching these all on Netflix and have to say wrong. Agree it slows down but the scenes with Goldfinger toying with bond are great. Besides, none of the bond movies are paced well especially the older ones

- thunderballs excessive underwater scenes are mind numbing

- diamonds are forever actually has kino henchmen but the final act with Blofelds plan goes off the rails

- OHMSS another overrated movie by nerds who like to pretend like they are original and saying this shit was good. “This never happened to the other guy” yea fuck off

- you only live twice actually underrated kino because queerbait media and reddit types pretend to be offended by the Japanese yellow face

- FRWL may be the goat but is less flashy than goldfinger

Entire Roger Moore catalog is objectively worse outside of Spy who loved me

So worst case Goldfinger is a top 5 bond film but imo if there’s one bond you show someone it’s this

Auric Goldfinger is probably the best villain in the franchise. Why? Because he’s such a greaseball he cheats at cards and golf lmao and he has bond by the balls that he’s just toying with him most of the movie. Not to mention odd job , and the best intro song in the franchise and you got a hell of a movie

Easily better than any bond film since and don’t say casino royale only thing anyone remembers from that movie is the testicle smashing scene
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>>219825645
It's the worst film series, yes worse than Quantum, Spectre, Skyfall or No Time To Die. Casino Royale is the biggest piece of trash in the series and anyone who says they like it, you know you can ignore any and all of their opinions related to James Bond
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>>219825599
Harold Sakata was in those Vicks 44 ads as Oddjob destroying shit while coughing.
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>>219825645
Very overrated movie

Bond doesn’t even kill the main villain

Gets balls smashed

Brags about wearing an Omega watch

No gadgets no fun no Goldfinger
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>>219825232
The golf scene alone makes the movie a certified kino
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>>219825681
>It's basically an advert for the Bahamas
nope nope nope shan't be going there
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>>219825873
the bad guy from Live and Let Die went on to become a famous voice for 7-up
> ha ha ha ha ha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXmc7DG4uu8
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the banned commentaries are great
https://youtu.be/wRY9rd_FQYc?si=fW8RVNPbWJ0dPBmc&t=178
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Never say never again must be pretty bad
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>>219825131
spbp

>>219825232
cringe
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I've never watched the Bond movies is this a good one to start with?
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>>219825094
Or perhaps he is wondering why you could gag a man you’re about to throw out of a plane
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>>219826532
I think it might be the second bond film made. You can start wherever you want, Dr no started it all
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Casino Royale is so embarrassed of the franchise it came from that watching it again it sticks out like a sore thumb how desperately it tried to blend in at the time with its contemporaries. Rips off Jason Bourne (trend at the time), has parkour (trend at the time), has a poker tournament (trend at the time), has the bodies exhibit (trend at the time). Not going to go full contrarian and say it wasn’t good but it’s not deserving of the top spot in the franchise.

Compare that to its predecessors that while silly at least stood on its own two feet. For as much as people love to shit on Die Another Day, it is more fun to revisit than the majority of Craig’s catalog
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>>219827117
Blame that on the Brosnan era & Austin Powers
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>>219826627
Dr No was the first
From Russia with Love was the 2nd. Then
Goldfinger. Then
Thunderstruck.

The first BOOK was Casino Royale which is now two movies.
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>>219827117
Interesting
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>>219827537
For me it's the first bond actor ever in The Shining
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>>219825232
>worst Felix Leiter
that bland guy from The Living Daylights is clearly the worst. but I don't blame you. you forgot about him. I usually do.
and I don't count the black guy
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>>219827492
>Austin Powers killed James Bond
meme invented by a queer
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it bugs me that Goldfinger is considered "the" Bond movie
it's like, "if you're gonna watch one, make it Goldfinger," and that's just not right
You Only Live Twice is the Bond movie for if you just want to watch one
it *is* better than Goldfinger, but YOLT has so much more Bondy stuff. it's got the version of Blofeld that Dr. Evil is based off of. it's got the volcano lair from the Hank Scorpio Simpsons episode
it's effectively got two Q sequences because Q brings Little Nelly and then Tiger Tanaka has his own gadget scene
it's got Thunderbirds miniatures for when Bond destroys SPECTRE helicopters which is The Correct Way To Do Bond Special Effects. it also has Shane Rimmer in a tiny role
when Goldfinger made Bond a phenomenon, they stumbled by bringing back Terence Young who did great with small budgets but didn't utilize a big budget well on Thunderball. Lewis Gilbert took an even bigger budget, and gave us a movie that looked like a trillion bucks
and YOLT isn't even my favorite Bond movie. it's just the Bondiest Bond movie
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>>219825198
top 5 bond girl
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In case you weren't aware, Moore is the best Bond
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>>219829254
He's not but he did star in the best Bond movie.
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>>219828239
Here’s why Goldfinger is better

Intro song to Goldfinger is the GOAT Shirley Bassey, while YOLT is….?

Henchman in Goldfinger is the GOAT Odd Job, while YOLT is ….?

Bond girl in Goldfinger is the GOAT Pussy Galore, while the YOLT Bond girl is…. ?

The other elements of YOLT that make it a recognizable. classic, the volcano lair, the hundred henchmen, Blofelds cat and scar, the assembled helicopter, the ridiculous piranha deaths also make it a pretty ridiculous movie and easy to parody

Goldfinger is much more grounded of a movie. His plan much more straightforward. Bond was still cool in those early movies (Dr. No, FRWL, Goldfinger) before he basically turned into breaking in a dumb lair and taking on swaths of henchmen wearing the same uniform

If you want to show someone 1 bond movie and have them enjoy it , it’s Goldfinger. If you want to show someone 1 bond movie to understand the million pop culture references, it’s YOLT
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>>219825507
Anyone who likes Diamonds Are Forever needs their head examined
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>>219825232
shut the fuck up, loser
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>>219829254
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>>219830056
filtered
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>>219825739
I've seen a LOT of bond over the years and this is probably the best take on the films I've come across
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>>219827117
the Craig era was dependent on the trends of the time, which is why they've aged poorly.
Casino Royale at least was well made and despite being so serious was a breath of fresh air after Die Another Day went too far with the camp and sucked. CR still holds up pretty well.
Quantum is awful, clearly rushed production and has some of the worst editing in a big movie ever.
Skyfall in hindsight is cringeworthy with the "villain is 10 steps ahead of everyone with immaculate planning/timing and purposely gets himself caught" shit.
The others after that are just unwatchable slop.
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>>219825739
I hate how much I agree with most of this
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>>219825739
>Entire Roger Moore catalog is objectively worse outside of Spy who loved me
Moonraker Chads, one day the plebs will understand.
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>>219825739
>you only live twice actually underrated kino
based delusional anon. it's not even bond having to turn japanese that's the issue, it's that the rest of the movie is just bond on autopilot. blofeld saves it but he's barely in it.
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>>219830638
Moonraker is slopkino. It sucks but at least it's fun.

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