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N+A=???
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>>219825652
debunked
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>pssst anon, our watch begins
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Oberyn Martell‘s telling Tyrion that he would be his champion and Baelor Targaryen doing the same for Duncan The Tall are my two favorite scenes in all of the television shows.

What does that say about me?
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BENEATH THE COPE
THE BITTER SEETHE
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>>219825725
Unironically you probably have a gay desire for a big strong man to hold you
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>>219825731
Blackfyre loyalists seem like homos
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>>219825750
Would you hold me?
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>>219825682
She had a baby, anon
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what is the appeal of house lannister?
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>>219825821
Lions are a cool animal and gold is a cool color
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>>219825821
House Lannister are the only ones who care about the common people. Everybody else wants to wage wars for "muh rights" while the based Lannisters solve things quickly with as little blood spilled as possible.
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>>219825887
Shame Elden Ring sucks ASS
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>>219825948
It's a total disgrace, but Gurm's story is as compelling as ever, minus the weird gay incest shit. If Gurm built a thousand fantasy worlds every single one of them would feature sodomy and incest.
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Getting genuinely angry thinking about how the Jew showrunners created this whole awful show just for the Red Wedding only to portray it in the dumbest way imaginable. There's just no sense of the tragedy that's in the books at all, of the promising boy-king murdered so cruelly, the dreadful atmosphere as their just cause is gradually lost. It's just "let's shove vulgar imagery in the audience's face," no different from the Theon torture scenes. Demented heeb freaks.
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>>219826093
Thats because Robb is an ass and kind of dick in both mediums. They did the real tragedy of Ned getting killed in KL pretty well though
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>>219826124
Ned gets even more chances to show off how sanctimonious he is in the books but he also comes off as more gentle, vulnerable, even feminine than Sean Bean's portrayal I think, and his innocence makes it pretty sad. It's still the greatest tragedy of the novels and a part of me will always wish we got some lower-stakes story where he remained the protagonist.
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>>219826093
Robb was a traitor. He got what he had coming.
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>>219826311
Are you calling him a traitor from a Lannister or Stannisfag perspective? I'm a Stannisfag myself but him and Robb both fucked up massively there by not getting into an alliance; giving in to pressure and crowning himself was a worse mistake than anything he did after.
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>>219826491
Exactly. He was a traitor and a fool, and he died like a dog.
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Sea gets frozen over by The Others as he sails in a dozen ships to Braavos with all the gold of Westeros.
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>>219826826
>comes from braavos
>hates the nobility of westeros

he's trying to break the wheel and bring republicanism to westeros
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>>219825625
egg is icsh
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>>219825821
A level of familial dysfunction matched only by the Greyjoys
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>>219826093
what was different about it in the books that made it more tragic?
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reekbros...
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>>219825821
Lannisters deserve to be humilated and destroyed for wiping out Reyne
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>>219826999
Catelyn's inner thoughts and building dread as the war drags on, Robb not being played by an annoying guy who is too old and can't act, the fact that the massacre itself wasn't just crude torture porn as I said.
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Good night sers
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would she have been a better Catelyn?
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>>219828055
besides her age, michelle was pretty close to perfect if you ask me
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>>219828494
She was way to likeable as a person and not nearly bitchy enough
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What's his endgame?
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>>219828569
>Tyrek
>not a horse
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>>219827533
I heard that a lot of the soldiers eating at the wedding also had back stories. I think it was specifically one guy that got killed and made it tragic
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>>219825625
>Tywin
Can’t get over his dead wife, his eldest children are fucking each other, and he hates his youngest son for being a dorf
>Kevan
Married a dumb whore with a fat ass and has a terrible stutter
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>>219826999
Robb isn't a pov in the books so everything you get is through the lens of a mother mourning her dead husband/soon to be dead father, not knowing if her children are alive or dead, agonizing over political mistakes and realizing you're slowly losing the war for your survival, running on fumes trying to be strong for your son before everything collapses in front of her
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Your brother, Baelor, whatever happened there?
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I just finished season 5 (and season 2 of Deadwood).
What did I think of it?
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>>219830228
it's all downhill from there, anon
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>>219830315
I'd say it already started with this season. The writing has gotten ridiculously lazy and stupid. I wouldn't say it was a bad season, but definitely the worst so far.
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>>219830393
right, but i still enjoyed 5 even though it showed signs of decline already. honestly a big red flag was in season 4 with pic related
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The dragon ‘ought never lose. Simple as.
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>>219830228
>season 2 of Deadwood
based, the quality of character writing between these two shows is profound. Be on the lookout for a Deadwood cocksucker in S6 I won't say who
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>>219830819
SAN FRANCISCO COCKSUCKA
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>>219825821
They have the coolest armour
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>>219826298
Neds hits so hard IMO because there’s just so many different things that happen in the first novel where if any one of them had gone differently he wouldn’t have died.
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>>219825625
TAOOBA!
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>>219832513
THAT'S TAOOBA!
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>>219826016
><popular thing sucks> heh, i'm going to look so cool, people think i'm a total badass now
now watch this i'm even more badass... atheism + trump are... LE GOOD
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>>219825625
when new book
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>>219830452
him just jumping shirtless into a bunch of fully armored dudes with thick shields and somehow winning that encounter offscreen is more than comical
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>>219833108
he's not part of the 20 good men for no reason.

and the no shirt is actually a buff and increases your str+crit rate by 50%
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>>219833108
i forget how it goes down but it's like Yara shit her pants from the sight of him and just decided to leave. so fucking dumb and lazy writing
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>>219833096
August 12th 2028
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>>219833247
I don't remember it fully either but I think after he no diffed the fully armored ironborns with a dagger he lets his dogs loose on Yara which is followed by a comical close up zoom on her face and her saying something like
>"it's time for plan B... RUN"
and then she outruns the dogs and makes it out of the castle I guess
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>>219833087
Relax little buddy, nobody's gonna come and take your precious little baby games.
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>>219827626
she used to be my queen
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i'm bored. wat do.
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>>219833425
>used to be
xe's your king now? when did xe do it? why did xe do it?
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Bloros Bount
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>>219826093
>sense of the tragedy that's in the books at all, of the promising boy-king murdered so cruelly, the dreadful atmosphere as their just cause is gradually lost.
Idk that's exactly how i felt after watching it, you probably felt nothing because already knew everything that was going to happen
>>219827533
>needs to know the character's thoughts word by word to understand human emotions
Lol
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>>219833426
Play CK2
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....semoc eH
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>>219826858
luke is icsh
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>>219833968
!on ,on ,oN
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>>219834058
>icsh
what does that mean
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I watch for he
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>>219837401
i will now follow the seven
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>>219837003
jeor is icsh
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>>219825625
>Stannis and Tywin look and to a lesser degree act like colour switched versions of each other
Cersei should canonically have the hots for Stannis. No further elaboration is needed.
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>>219833425
>used to
Traitorous scum
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The Seven punished Stannis for his heresy and blessed Dunk for being a true knight.
https://youtu.be/PHp8Yr_iATA
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>>219825652
She's not Septa Lemore, HOWEVER I want her to be because it's funnier.
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>>219825652
>N+A=???
G
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>>219825682
The video essay watcher are getting uppity.
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N+I=G
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>>219837772
>Were it ANYONE else outside those walls, I might try to arrange a private audience...but this is *Stannis Baratheon*...I'd have a better chance of seducing his horse

God I'd love to see Cersei try to fuck Stannis but him just 'tisming out of it

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