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Men don't want a princess. They just want a simple farm girl with a large bosom they can have several kids and a comfy life with.
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>>737049518
Yea because men can't get the princess so they cope
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>>737049714
Link could have had her
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>>737049714
Her design is great except for those sandal boots.
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>>737049714
Damn she's got a fatter ass than botw Zelda
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>>737050068
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>>737049518
>with a large bosom
Nah. Kid Malon is better.
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>>737050164
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>>737049714
Cope.
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>>737049518
And thanks to TP Link being a direct blood descendant of OoT LInk, it clearly also canon
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>>737050336
Is that ever stated or is it just assumed because he knows Malon's song?
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>>737050468
Who else would’ve taught him?
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>>737050516
Miyamoto
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>>737049714
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>>737050468
Hero’s Shade’s dialogue states that the Link in Twilight Princess is his blood. Hyrule Historia re-iterates this.
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>>737050468
Both
Hyrule Historia confirms that TP Link is OoT Link's descendant and we assume that OoT Link nutted in Malon based off process of elimination
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>>737050336
Indeed.
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>>737051143
Sad that OoT Link is bitter cause he gets no clout
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>>737049518
>large bosom
Stopped reading.
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Bokoblins are bros
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>>737051327
Saria is huge though
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>>737051426
The Hero of Time’s mommy looks like THIS?
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>>737051143
He could have married some random girl
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Was Termina even a real place?
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>>737049518
This but with a flat chest instead
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>>737051182
>Minish cap and FSA
Doubt she would hook up with Link on those 2 games since Zelda and Link are childhood friends.
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>>737051253
>Slays Ganondorf
>Timeline is reset
>Slays Majora
>Returns home
>Slays Soul Edge
>Returns home
If you count Soul Calibur it’s 3 times he slayed the ultimate evil but never got to relish the victory.
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>>737051878
Yeah minish cap Link is 100% Zelda's property
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>>737049602
what an unispired image, if you're gonna make Malon NTR smut at least use Inigo since that actually makes sense. Always reusing ganon for this shit just makes it seem like you want to get fucked by Ganon.
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Which Links likely ended up with their Zelda?
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>>737049518
Your life will improve once you realize finding a smart, good looking and kind woman is an unrealistic standard
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>>737052036
Malon isn't smart
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>>737049518
Truer words were never spoken on this board.
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>>737049518
I only want Saria.
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>>737051665
Malon basically is the "some random girl". Like yeah i suppose he could've married some nameless slut from like, the bowling alley, but it makes more sense that he marries the farm girl he was friends with whose dad wanted him to marry her.
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>>737051757
We’ll probably never get a definitive answer there, since a lot of people really like to interpret it as an entirely internal journey about Link dealing with the loss of Navi.
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>>737051993
>Always reusing ganon for this shit just makes it seem like you want to get fucked by Ganon
99% of NTR porn is never from the bull’s POV.
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>>737052179
Losing Navi was a good thing though
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>>737051932
>never got to relish the victory
bro he had Sophitia's thighs wrapped around his head dozens of times, and this is prime Sophitia we're talking about.
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>>737052003
Skyward, BOTW/TOTK, and ST implies it as well as WW/PH if you consider Tetra as Zelda
Minish and both Four Sword hints at it
Every other games are either not enough info or Link hooks up with someone else
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>>737052003
SS, TMC, BOTW are the only ones that are very likely. I guess WW could be fucking Tetra but Medli is the best wife material. OoT was definitely Malon and TP is probably Ilia, even though she's a dogshit girl. No idea about ALTTP/LBW
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>>737050336
Miyamoto and Koizumi approved.
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>>737052425
Why would you not consider Tetra as Zelda?
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>>737052460
He definitely went and jerked off afterwards
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Are all the horses in LLR mares?
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>>737052664
This is why he married Malon. He went straight back to Hyrule and claimed her.
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>>737052664
then looped through time and got that hug all over again.
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That mossy fruit video would be a lot hotter if young Link had a small penis
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>>737052460
>not in the timeline where Koizumi runs Zelda
Does Nintendo intentionally keep the best fit for their franchises out of the driver’s seat out of some kind of product control? Like they know Aonuma will push open-world/make-your-own-fun slop which does well either normies and Fujibayashi makes saccharine Disney Princess love stories that do well with casual fan foids?
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She has a hairy bunghole
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>>737052460
koizumi is so fucking based, hes the unsung hero of nintendo imo
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Malon is just the hottest Zelda girl period. Big titty redhead is a cheat code
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Yar har would ye plunder har booty?
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>>737053316
I thought the pink dress was her bare legs for a moment. Like, pelvic curtain and that's all above her untouched girl parts
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>>737052890
>make the guy who couldn’t beat SMB1 the executive producer of Mario
>make the guy who couldn’t beat Zelda 1 the executive producer of Zelda
(raughs)
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>>737052664
Are you talking about Link, or Koizumi?
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>>737053812
Both?
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hmm for a malon thread this seems suspiciously like a zelda girls thread
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>>737053878
Well yeah, Malon is a girl from the Zelda series. That's like saying Rosalina is a Mario girl. Like, what do you expect here? Malon to be a Final Fantasy girl?
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>>737054301
Imagine if Ganondorf ran Malon through with his giant sword and Link held her as she died
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This Zelda looks like she smells really nice
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>>737052927
Your wife?
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>>737055259
Sorry-a
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Malon loves big cocks
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>>737055414
well yeah, she's a horse girl, they're all freaks.
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>>737055532
Does Malon play umamusume?
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>>737055414
Malon loves cocks of all sizes anon, she's a certified cock lover
Just look at her tending to all these cocks in pic related
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I wish Epona was a horsegirl
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>>737054787
Smash Zelda is the cutest Zelda by a country mile
it's just a shame ALBW Zelda doesn't do much in her game
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>>737055797
ANON NO!
Think of Advertiser-sama...!
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>>737055876
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>>737049518
Where does she take a bath? Her house doesn't have facilities to do so
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>>737051143
>>737051253
>the Hero of Time’s biggest regret is not being recognized for his heroic deeds
Does that show up anywhere in Twilight Princess? I haven’t played it in a long time, but I thought it was solely about him not being able to pass on his skills to the next generation.
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>>737056674
I give her a nightly tongue bath
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>>737056825
Talon...
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just hurry up and post her taking big creampies already
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>>737057218
Not an NTR thread
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>>737057631
>ask for male/female coitus images
>INSTANTLY starts thinking about men other than her one true love
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Surely they all let Link smash, right?
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>>737056018
Epona is a red horse though, not brown.
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>>737056674
She probably just uses a bucket and a rag.
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>>737058053
I'd drink every drop in that bucket
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>>737058053
>can't properly wash out her woman parts
Imagine what it must smell like holy smokes
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>>737057952
How can the seven maidens be descendants of the Seven Sages?
I get Nabooru, Impa, Zelda, and Rauru having kids but
>Darunia
Made of rock and has no dick
>Ruto
Fish princess, can they interbreed?
>Saria
A fucking child and always will be
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>>737049714
Is that cope if you're not a prince?
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>>737058567
Saria can still be impregnated and Ruto clearly has a thing for human men
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>>737057952
>humanized Zora and Goron
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>>737058053
Farmer girl bathwater?!
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>>737060757
How do you think she pays the bills?
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>>737056018
I like this Uma Epona
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>>737061741
That one is cute
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>>737061741
>titguard
do Umas do mounted... or i guess it'd just be running archery?
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>>737061741
Link’s wife loves carrots
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>>737062065
Carrots are good for your skin
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why can't women be real
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>>737062336
More like why can't Zelda girls be real
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>>737060193
SNIFFF
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>>737061741
I want to brush her mane and tail.
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Where is everyone
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Is OoT personalized like Mario 64 or something? I started a new playthrough (Master Quest) and Malon had a different outfit.
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>>737065624
That is a ten year old child
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>>737057218
I would, but I'm not sure which is better.
I love seeing Link and Malon have consensual sex with the intention of having a fuck ton of kids that will eventually birth out TP link in the future, but I'm more turned on by Cremia getting fucked by Link's shotacock
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>>737065794
>shotacock
>look inside
>large pp
3 inches at most
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>>737066071
its young link, so the shota still applies regardless of cock length
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>>737065624
Brolybro btw
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>shipping wars
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>>737066071
Are you unable to self-insert if it’s too big?
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Is malon's mom actually gerudo?
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>>737069495
No, Gerudo's genetic are considered the dominant trait which is why, with the rare exception of Ganondorf, Gerudos always birth females
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It probably wouldn't fit with Malon's red hair, but I always liked the idea she looks like Peach given Talon looks like Mario
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>>737069495
nope. You really never thought it was odd that Malon and Epona both have red hair? they have the same mother obviously. Talon could never get with a woman, so he married his horse.
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>>737065624
No that's the outfit she had when I played
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>>737070257
That makes so much sense
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>>737070257
that's retarded
if malon's mom was a horse she'd be a centaur
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>>737071142
Malon just takes more after her grandma, while her sister looks exactly like their mom.
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>>737071142
She was the first Uma
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>>737049518
farm work is the pits
I'm so sick of people depecting this shit as "comfy"
farm girls are fine, but I'd rather take them away from the boring ass country and away from doing shit like fisting a cows uterus to deliver a calf at 3 in the morning
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>>737072374
Fuck off city slicker
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>>737070175
Malon’s mom is Daisy since she’s also a redhead.
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Malon's mom is dead
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>>737072374
Maybe it's a grass is greener thing but simple country living does appeal
Getting to spend all day with animals like horses/cows/chickens, living off the land doing honest hard day's work, a beautiful big-tiddy waifu and family to spend your days with in wide open spaces and fresh clean air
>doing shit like fisting a cows uterus to deliver a calf at 3 in the morning
sounds exciting
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>>737061898
its implied that any niche filled by a horse and rider in our world was filled by umas alone in theirs
cavalry
mounted archery
cowboys

would all be jacked heavily armed umas sprinting at you
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>>737073494
>fisting a cows uterus
Say no more, I'm in
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Why does Tetra call Link kid? They're the same age
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>>737075225
I call 70 year olds kid if they act like an idiot. I use it to prove their immaturity and provoke them to change their ways to behave like proper adults
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>>737075225
Because Tetra is a bitch until she gets bratty corrected by Ganondorf.
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is this the stealth ai slop thread
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>>737075951
What?
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>>737049518
never forget that videogame farm girls smell like SHIT. dont use your going into games machine to fondle them.
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>>737077430
That's the best part
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>>737058567
Saria is not a child she's a disembodied spirit. The kokiri just take a childlike form around Link and others if they so chose. They stop existing if he stands far away enough and it's within draw distance and their fairies remain visible. The child form is just her current form, in WW they are leaf creatures and that's a direct continuation of OoT timeline shenanigans.
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>>737049518
>a simple farm girl with a large bosom they can have several kids and a comfy life with
Yeah that would pretty much make my life perfect, honestly.
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>>737049518
>Men don't want a princess
Speak for yourself
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>>737078042
She's literally perfect
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>>737051003
Made for birds pooping on that booty
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>>737078486
Medli wouldn't do that
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Ashei sexo
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>>737078601
Zelda needs more goth chicks
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>>737049518
malon is overrated
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>>737051182
>Link is Malon's descendant
So would Ilia be Malon reincarnated in a sense?
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>>737079439
some theorized it was Navi
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>>737079439
She is Ingo reincarnated because she tries to steal Epona away from Link.
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>>737049518
Yes.
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>>737079439
Wayyyyyy too ugly
>>737079359
Wayyyyyy too gay
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>>737079439
Dirty calloused feet from being barefoot all the time.
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>>737079710
Very cute
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>>737079439
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reminder that malon is secretly a gerudo canon
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>>737080864
Bet she bites and grips her plushies while being fucked senseless in her bed
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>>737080864
I want to personally thank the underpaid and overworked Japanese salaryman that designed Riju.
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>>737081308
link definitely goes to riju at least three times a week for release after bitch zelda doesn't put out for the 1000th time
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I wonder how the next Riju will look like
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>>737081737
you can't surpass pefection
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>>737081737
Hopefully they don't change a thing. Maybe give her bigger tits.
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>>737082235
>Maybe give her bigger tits.
fag
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>>737052460
THE WRONG MAN WAS GIVEN CONTROL OF ZELDA. THE WRONG MAN.
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>>737049518
I assume malonfag made this thread so I won't to apologize for the melty I had against you. Also I wasn't the one spamming or impersonating you, that was another shitter (or two). I didn't realize how good we had it until the AI fag started shitting up the place. I'd rather have your avatarfagging with signature than a dedicated AI shitter. I bow to your attention whoring ways.
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>>737082484
OP could be literally anyone. Everyone loves big titty redhead trad wife farm girls
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Who's the best wife for WW Link? Tetra? Medli? Aryll?
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>>737082762
The fairy queen
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>>737082762
that pot (or jar) lady at Outset Island
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>>737082731
better than a snooty no titty princess that's for sure
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>>737082762
Sue Belle
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>>737052991
Wish he wss put in charge of more Zeldas.
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>>737082976
>>737083108
She is pretty nice looking
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There's literally no reason for Link to not marry Zelda in every game. There's no downside.
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>>737079898
This is ideal.
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>>737082731
It's just a public apology then. Also the OP was probably a malon shitter who made the same thread last week.
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>>737049518
I want a Princess but of the fish variety.
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>>737083776
Thursday Malon threads are a new tradition
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How the fuck is Medli descended from a fish
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is this the general?
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>>737084552
No generals aren't allowed on /v/
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>>737084580
is this the zelda girls thread?
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>>737084614
>>737084552
I'll make a zelda girls thread tomorrow. No reason for the fun to start on saturday who decided that
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>>737084614
Yes
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>>737049518
>Men don't want a princess. They just want
To ride their bike.
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>>737056715
He offhandedly mentions it exactly one time. His main grievance is purely on not passing down his skills, and he's actually satisfied after about the fifth one.
The whole "he wanted glory!" is a fandom hallucination that managed to infect Nintendo. Zelda as a series is actually infested with these things, to the point where I question how popular the series really is/was given that the majority of "Zelda fans" don't seem to know what actually happens in the games.
The Hero of Time wasn't recognized as the Hero of Time in the child timeline, but TP's Hyrule still had a hero nonetheless. And given the mementos this hero left behind, it's heavily implied that it could've been OOT/MM Link. TP Link's bow and his Zora Armor are both hand-me-downs from the last guy who went around doing hero stuff, and the game tells you this right to your face.
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>>737078042
:D
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Oops
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>>737084552
General Onox from Oracle of Seasons?
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When is the TP PC port going to come out
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>>737084863
https://files.catbox.moe/td5ov2.png
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Sex with _____
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reposting the malon I drew
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>>737085070
cute now keep your shitty OC crackships out of here
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>>737084817
The ancient hero isn't even really implied to be the Hero of Time, it feels more like wishful thinking from the fans than actual dev intentions.
Twilight Princess had its lore building cut short with its sequel cancelled.
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>>737085262
fish
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>>737085437
Nothin doin'
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>>737085742
please respect the thread
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>>737085475
But we got Link's crossbow training!
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death to AI sloppers
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>>737085437
Also they haven't been OCs.
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>>737085262
epona
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>>737085797
You've posted this in one of the other threads, and you've slipped a very important word in there. Agentic.

That means people who are generating and it immediately pipelines to catbox as free storage, uncurated. Every single gen.
This problem is over btw. They blocked the ones responsible.
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>>737085797
You have an unhealthy obsession
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>the spamshitter is actually going to make threads all week and use it to justify being a faggot on the weekend
Ah, I see.
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>>737085903
>spamshitter
who?
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>>737085903
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>>737085881
Don't care if you use AI you are supporting those fags
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>>737086006
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>>737085903
>and use it to justify being a faggot on the weekend
But anon, he's been acting like a faggot all week!
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>>737084787
dammit anon, i have a gooning problem.
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4chan should have stayed broken the threads were much more peaceful
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>>737085475
>>737085475
you know, with Miyamoto slowly fading from the Nintendo world of zelda, maybe it wouldn't hurt to have a TP sequel without his involvement?
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>>737085903
You're welcome to only hang out on Saturday night if you'd like
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>>737086142
Here, this will help.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139984863
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>>737086215
what was going on that person's mind to ship ayrll with cloud?
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>>737085412
Lovely Malon, I really like it
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>>737086254
I wanted a certain bodytype and color palette.
And I don't mind if it was Cloud in that case.

Sometimes I put more thought into the pairings than that.
https://files.catbox.moe/cjtks3.png
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>mean bad dirty no good pirate
Brown
>kind beautiful caring lovely princess
White
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>>737086387
you aren't even posting zelda girls anymore...
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>>737086435
These weren't Zelda girls either
>>737085929
>>737086040

Stop complaining about all the snow landing in your beer.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WytaANSsm0
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I miss malonfag...
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>>737058567
>A fucking child and always will be
Don't they age when they exit the woods? It's implied the blacksmith family Link is an apprentice for in ALBW is descended from her.
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>>737085060
this week I think
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>>737086928
>It's implied the blacksmith family Link is an apprentice for in ALBW is descended from her.
>>737086928
hold up, what? I thought Saria was dead in the adult timeline.
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>>737086740
we had it good lads
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Cute
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>>737087313
woah
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>>737087357
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>>737087471
woah
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It's cute that you can steal hearts from Tetra Zelda during the Ganon fight
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Who is it?
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next BotW/TotK game will be like Windwaker.
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>>737087313
>>737087471
GET THIS COPYCAT WHORE OUT OF MY BEROVED WINDU WAKAH
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>>737087741
God please.
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>>737087743
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>>737087686
Uhhh Venusaur
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>>737066378
Which version of Broly?
if you say Nuly you are a happy cuck!
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>>737087741
With or without the cel-shading?
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Next "Zelda" will be more Soulsslop
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I miss you fags so much.
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>>737087949
Actually it's going to be Xenoblade slop.
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>that height difference...
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ZeLink is good
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>>737088101
Who is getting the best head?
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>>737088031
She's wearing heels.
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>>737049518
Romani and Cremia > Malon
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next zelda game will be xenoblade chronicles 2 like with the diving into the sea. also see the great sea receeding and seeing new landscapes alongside old.
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>>737088124
dont care I'd lick that tummy
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>>737088118
Spirit Tracks Zelda is sucking his soul out
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>>737088161
It'll be semi gacha waifu goon slop?
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>>737088151
Wait, I never played MM.
They flip both Malon assets in that game? lol
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>>737088118
Between TP and BOTW Zelda which one is giving the toothiest blow job? I know they're both awful at it
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Surprised this thread hasn't been derailed to shit yet
I know one of you fuckers here is ganon in disguise
I want to be experimented on by Adult Purah
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>>737088263
Seductress...
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>>737088227
Yes, as sisters. They're the girls who show the most affection to Link in Termina as well.
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>>737088348
ha
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>>737087064
>timeline
Bruh it's confirmed every game is in its own timeline.
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>>737088192
Me as well.
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>>737088593
I love hebe brown girls, do you?
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>>737088649
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>>737088682
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>>737088682
>>737088703
this is loli not hebe
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>>737088824
Retard
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>>737088941
Nah if I look at a girl and think "That's definitely a child.", she's too young and a loli.

If a look at a girl and think "Is she really underaged?", she's a hebe goddess.

That's MY rules, don't care if you call me a retard but that's what my dick likes
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>>737088101
did you post this just to bait that one shitposter or are you genuinely into Zelink like me?
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>>737089535
Hi zelink schizo tranny poster
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>>737089651
Nah I would have been calling you a bunch of dumb shit by now if it were me.
I actually like Zelink unlike that retard
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>>737089535
I genuinely love it in the vast majority of timelines
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>>737089695
someone impregnated Ayrll

i hated how spirit tracks felt small in the character department. no ritos. no pirates. also i hated the birds eye perspective with touch controls.
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>>737089724
Who is worse zelink tranny schizo poster, AI slopper aryll spamming, or malonfag?
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>>737090000
>someone impregnated Ayrll
What?
Someone inform this man of the child belly and its eroticism.
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>>737089946
Based
idk if that retard got banned yet today but he’s probably seething since he hasn’t posted yet ITT.
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All Zeldas deserve their hero
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next zelda game should do the chrono trigger route by going to different time periods.
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>>737090008
Zelink tranny schizo shitposter easily
It’s so easy to fuck with him
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>>737090093
Wouldn't that just interfere with other Links doing their thing?
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>>737090093
There's a surprising amount of time-travel in Legend of Zelda as is. No doubt thanks to OoT's influence but OoA/OoS, MM, SS, and TotK all involve time-travel through one means or another.
Wouldn't put it past them to just go all out and make multiple periods a thing, though the questions would be which ones
Would we have Unga Bunga prehistoric Hyrule with cave-Hylians? Retro-futuristic Cyber-Hyrule in the far future?
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>>737090093
Time travel needs lots and lots and lots of exposition unless it's really loosely just based on Earth.
And Chrono Trigger was.
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In terms of who is the nicest and contributes the most to the threads...

Hylia tier: VN Novel anon, drawfags
God tier: Ruto posters, WW Zelda posters, that one Kina poster, that one Fi poster
High tier: Twili Midna posters, TP Zelda posters, Hena posters, Mineru posters
Mid tier: Medli posters, Saria posters, Mila posters, Riju posters, Bombchu game lady poster
Shitpost-tier: Imp Midna posters, Malon posters
Beyond shit: Zelink tranny schizo poster, Malonfag, AI slopper Aryll spammer
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>>737090675
Anju nowhere to be found..
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>>737088151
I really want to protect Cremia's smile in particular
she really has it rough...
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Go back to /vg/ tier: tier list posters
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>>737090589
how does she do it
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>>737090706
my bad it will be updated this weekend
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>>737051143
trying to lore connect zelda games is so low T
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>>737090675
based
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>>737090675
>I HATE RITUALPOSTERS
>anyways, here's the tier list i'll be posting in every forced zelda girls thread i make!
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>>737090925
it's the samefag you retard
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>>737090969
What does that even mean?
You can't just say words in order.
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Post TP Zelda now your queen demands it
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every zelda thread and i never save an image for some reason
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>>737091137
Would tongue punch her fart box
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>>737091181
>every zelda thread and i never save an image for some reason

because everyone is a lazy bum or AI genning fag and doesn't want to spend effort finding new shit.
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>>737091309
>BAWWWW AI, BAWWWWW
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>>737091309
except me
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>he's getting back on his I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO TRIES high horse
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>>737091309
I try to find new stuff every day
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>>737091361
post something then
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>>737091309
I have a Zelda folder over 20 years old, and try to post new stuff in all the threads.
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Imagine if you held one of the anti-AI luddites in a room, and forced them to argue their points to the bitter end.
They would not be allowed to use buzzwords.
And the only thing they'd be allowed to eat until they made their point, would be raisins.
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>>737091518
but I love raisins I'm eating them right now
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>>737091493
Thread would have been better without that monstrosity
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>>737091546
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776396878496496.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776396878496496.webm
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Imagine Medli feeding you like a baby bird
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i want hentai of medli and malon
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>>737091361
I also check Majora's Mask artwork weekly..
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>>737091621
You got me im actually eating dark chocolate covered pretzels
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I really want to suck on Cremia's tits. Don't need more than that. Just relaxing and sucking her titties.
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>>737091970
She smells like shit anon. I checked with my going into games machine.
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>>737092032
Don't care need those tits in my mouth
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>>737091518
I work in healthcare in a mental ward and we once had to schizos who both thought they were jesus enter a room together. Guess what happened?
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>>737092063
I'm not very interested in what happened because that's really outside my parameters..
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>>737051143
>End of OoT implies there's 2 Links in the past as future Link is sent further back in time or potentially to a third timeline to warn child Zelda/The King with proof and unless he somehow weirdly converges into his past self at Kokiri Forest there needs to be two Links for that to work
>Our Link fucks off to Termina and dies
>Past Link grows up naturally, marries Malon and has a kid
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Link should come with boobs next time
https://youtu.be/3UJDBZEiLNI?si=X_NqIjhNqOcaoRw3
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>>737092125
He just overwrites his past self, it's not that complex.
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>>737092116
well the answer is really boring they both just denied the other as being jesus. Well the lesson is that's how schizos act in this thread.
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>>737090093
I'm sick of time travel stories in this series.
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Post zelda girls in swimsuits
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Which Zelda has the tastiest pussy?
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>>737092457
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>>737092469
The fish
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>>737090675
>Hena in high tier
Awesome. She's very difficult to hate, minus her penalizing you for """cheating""" at her Rollgoal minigame.
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>>737092603
She smells like fish
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The gurls
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>>737092781
Now make them scissor
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>>737092904
Girls can have sex with girls?!
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>>737092781
Make them talk about ß because it's pronounced /ss/
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>>737093803
Sexonds before sex
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>>737093803
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>>737092125
Either that or the Hero of Time was sad nutting into every ho he met. With Navi gone, there's no telling.
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Link should be flamboyantly gay-coded but actually be straight as an arrow
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Keep it alive shitters
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>>737095184
No one is obligated to, spamnigger.
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>>737095247
Wasn't talking to you malonfag
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>ego freak crying that his threads aren't the hottest shit on /v/
>again
Goddammit, I really thought this one was organic. We're really never going to have normal Zelda waifu threads again because of this nigger.
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>>737095376
I really wonder what went so wrong in their lives to make them this way
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>>737096490
blame ai fags
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>>737096490
Works on my toaster in drag of a laptop
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>>737097173
stop lusting for girls below the age of eighteen please
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>>737097293
B-b-but most Zeldas are only 16-17!
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>>737097360
It's only acceptable if you yourself are that age.
In which case you should not be here
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>>737049714
he got the princess in twilight princess thou, the far better princess
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>>737097360
>>737097293
>>737097461
14-17 is still within strike range and allowed
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>>737097480
the only canon kiss too in the official manga
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Gerudo girls <3
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>>737097684
ugly
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>>737097702
Agreed, that's why I have both versions saved just in case
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>>737097743
>I have both versions saved just in case
why would you save that ugly version retard
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>>737097821
In case racists get uppity which they tend to do from time to time
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>>737097856
It's really ugly who cares
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Need to buckle down and work on lucid dreaming so I can have adventures involving Zelda girls. There's never enough.
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>>737098076
keep it alive shitters
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Keep it alive
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>>737098102
>>737098947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrEKpzRCkz0
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I swear this song makes me sad for some reason
https://youtu.be/XDX4ZwUeOok?si=kQB88vyxiLDP4vBF
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>>737099107
"Music is a mysterious thing. Sometimes it makes people remember things they do not expect. Many thoughts, feelings, memories... things almost forgotten... Regardless of whether the listener desires to remember or not."
-Citan, Xenogears

Healing is a process. It takes time. It hurts like a motherfucker to get over deep pains. And the worst pains aren't physical. It's not unexpected.
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one last nudge before i expire
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>>737101051
keep it alive shitter
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>>737049518
>miyamoto wanted ingo to burn down lon lon ranch
>link would set the horses free and escape with malon

https://youtu.be/GNSrNDMeY18?si=aoGWUQp0klklwuZS&t=229
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>>737049518
>have several kids
Fuck no
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>>737102321
Where would she have gone?
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>>737088227
Don't know how you managed not to find out this whole time, but yes, Majora's Mask reuses character models from OOT and turns them into new characters.
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>>737102321
Link’s house
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>>737113280
I knew THAT, I didn't know they took both models of one character like that, ya dingus.
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>>737079659
Wasn’t that less a theory and more something that was stated to be an idea they wanted to explore but wound up not implementing? I could have sworn one of the reference books just outright states Ilia was intended to have some connection to Navi.
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>>737058567
>How can the seven maidens be descendants of the Seven Sages?
Different continuities.
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>>737050336
>TP Link being a direct blood descendant of OoT LInk
Wait they're a lineage?
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>>737114837
The hero of time indeed did have sex
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>page 10
I told you to keep it alive shitters
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>>737113516
Play the game and maybe you would’ve known.
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>>737118016
When is the real Zelda girls thread?
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>>737119518
Saturday. We should've let this one stay a mid-week thread but no.
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>>737119518
shitters are too busy uohhhhhh posting to bump the thread
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>>737121258
nah
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keep it alive
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>>737121258
You're not the boss
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>>737122696
But why?
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>>737102321
that explains the gossip stone talking about Malon.

>"They say that Malon of Lon Lon Ranch hopes a knight in shining armor will come and sweep her off her feet someday."
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>>737125290
>meme falco
kill yourself
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>>737125774
don't care, the girls he draws are cute
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>>737125774
He draws girls in a kids game very sexily
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>>737087313
Anyone who uses a Linkle mod is in the pipeline.
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>>737128095
>pipeline
explain
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>>737128095
I'd pipe Linkle
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malon my beloved
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>>737128095
Or are females (xx). Girls need strong heroines too
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>>737128170
>>737128194
>>737128430
Anyone who uses Linkle is a trans waiting to happen. The games are about Link.

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