Thread #737049518
Men don't want a princess. They just want a simple farm girl with a large bosom they can have several kids and a comfy life with.
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>>737049518
Yea because men can't get the princess so they cope
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>>737049714
Damn she's got a fatter ass than botw Zelda
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>>737049518
And thanks to TP Link being a direct blood descendant of OoT LInk, it clearly also canon
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>>737050468
Both
Hyrule Historia confirms that TP Link is OoT Link's descendant and we assume that OoT Link nutted in Malon based off process of elimination
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>>737050336
Indeed.
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>>737049518
>large bosom
Stopped reading.
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Bokoblins are bros
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>>737051327
Saria is huge though
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>>737051182
>Minish cap and FSA
Doubt she would hook up with Link on those 2 games since Zelda and Link are childhood friends.
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what an unispired image, if you're gonna make Malon NTR smut at least use Inigo since that actually makes sense. Always reusing ganon for this shit just makes it seem like you want to get fucked by Ganon.
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>>737049518
I only want Saria.
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>>737051665
Malon basically is the "some random girl". Like yeah i suppose he could've married some nameless slut from like, the bowling alley, but it makes more sense that he marries the farm girl he was friends with whose dad wanted him to marry her.
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>>737052003
Skyward, BOTW/TOTK, and ST implies it as well as WW/PH if you consider Tetra as Zelda
Minish and both Four Sword hints at it
Every other games are either not enough info or Link hooks up with someone else
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>>737052003
SS, TMC, BOTW are the only ones that are very likely. I guess WW could be fucking Tetra but Medli is the best wife material. OoT was definitely Malon and TP is probably Ilia, even though she's a dogshit girl. No idea about ALTTP/LBW
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Miyamoto and Koizumi approved.
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He definitely went and jerked off afterwards
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>not in the timeline where Koizumi runs Zelda
Does Nintendo intentionally keep the best fit for their franchises out of the driver’s seat out of some kind of product control? Like they know Aonuma will push open-world/make-your-own-fun slop which does well either normies and Fujibayashi makes saccharine Disney Princess love stories that do well with casual fan foids?
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Yar har would ye plunder har booty?
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This Zelda looks like she smells really nice
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>>737055414
Malon loves cocks of all sizes anon, she's a certified cock lover
Just look at her tending to all these cocks in pic related
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>the Hero of Time’s biggest regret is not being recognized for his heroic deeds
Does that show up anywhere in Twilight Princess? I haven’t played it in a long time, but I thought it was solely about him not being able to pass on his skills to the next generation.
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Not an NTR thread
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Surely they all let Link smash, right?
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>>737057952
How can the seven maidens be descendants of the Seven Sages?
I get Nabooru, Impa, Zelda, and Rauru having kids but
>Darunia
Made of rock and has no dick
>Ruto
Fish princess, can they interbreed?
>Saria
A fucking child and always will be
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>>737049714
Is that cope if you're not a prince?
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>>737057952
>humanized Zora and Goron
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I like this Uma Epona
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Carrots are good for your skin
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Is OoT personalized like Mario 64 or something? I started a new playthrough (Master Quest) and Malon had a different outfit.
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>>737057218
I would, but I'm not sure which is better.
I love seeing Link and Malon have consensual sex with the intention of having a fuck ton of kids that will eventually birth out TP link in the future, but I'm more turned on by Cremia getting fucked by Link's shotacock
https://files.catbox.moe/1rdh28.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/5ej08m.mp4
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>>737066071
its young link, so the shota still applies regardless of cock length
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>shipping wars
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>>737069495
No, Gerudo's genetic are considered the dominant trait which is why, with the rare exception of Ganondorf, Gerudos always birth females
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It probably wouldn't fit with Malon's red hair, but I always liked the idea she looks like Peach given Talon looks like Mario
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>>737049518
farm work is the pits
I'm so sick of people depecting this shit as "comfy"
farm girls are fine, but I'd rather take them away from the boring ass country and away from doing shit like fisting a cows uterus to deliver a calf at 3 in the morning
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>>737072374
Maybe it's a grass is greener thing but simple country living does appeal
Getting to spend all day with animals like horses/cows/chickens, living off the land doing honest hard day's work, a beautiful big-tiddy waifu and family to spend your days with in wide open spaces and fresh clean air
>doing shit like fisting a cows uterus to deliver a calf at 3 in the morning
sounds exciting
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>>737061898
its implied that any niche filled by a horse and rider in our world was filled by umas alone in theirs
cavalry
mounted archery
cowboys
would all be jacked heavily armed umas sprinting at you
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>>737058567
Saria is not a child she's a disembodied spirit. The kokiri just take a childlike form around Link and others if they so chose. They stop existing if he stands far away enough and it's within draw distance and their fairies remain visible. The child form is just her current form, in WW they are leaf creatures and that's a direct continuation of OoT timeline shenanigans.
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>>737049518
>Men don't want a princess
Speak for yourself
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Ashei sexo
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>>737051182
>Link is Malon's descendant
So would Ilia be Malon reincarnated in a sense?
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>>737049518
Yes.
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Wayyyyyy too ugly
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Wayyyyyy too gay
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reminder that malon is secretly a gerudo canon
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>>737081308
link definitely goes to riju at least three times a week for release after bitch zelda doesn't put out for the 1000th time
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>>737081737
you can't surpass pefection
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>>737082235
>Maybe give her bigger tits.
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>>737052460
THE WRONG MAN WAS GIVEN CONTROL OF ZELDA. THE WRONG MAN.
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>>737049518
I assume malonfag made this thread so I won't to apologize for the melty I had against you. Also I wasn't the one spamming or impersonating you, that was another shitter (or two). I didn't realize how good we had it until the AI fag started shitting up the place. I'd rather have your avatarfagging with signature than a dedicated AI shitter. I bow to your attention whoring ways.
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Sue Belle
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She is pretty nice looking
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I'll make a zelda girls thread tomorrow. No reason for the fun to start on saturday who decided that
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Yes
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>>737049518
>Men don't want a princess. They just want
To ride their bike.
https://files.catbox.moe/xboscd.png
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He offhandedly mentions it exactly one time. His main grievance is purely on not passing down his skills, and he's actually satisfied after about the fifth one.
The whole "he wanted glory!" is a fandom hallucination that managed to infect Nintendo. Zelda as a series is actually infested with these things, to the point where I question how popular the series really is/was given that the majority of "Zelda fans" don't seem to know what actually happens in the games.
The Hero of Time wasn't recognized as the Hero of Time in the child timeline, but TP's Hyrule still had a hero nonetheless. And given the mementos this hero left behind, it's heavily implied that it could've been OOT/MM Link. TP Link's bow and his Zora Armor are both hand-me-downs from the last guy who went around doing hero stuff, and the game tells you this right to your face.
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Oops
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When is the TP PC port going to come out
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The ancient hero isn't even really implied to be the Hero of Time, it feels more like wishful thinking from the fans than actual dev intentions.
Twilight Princess had its lore building cut short with its sequel cancelled.
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Nothin doin'
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death to AI sloppers
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Also they haven't been OCs.
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epona
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You've posted this in one of the other threads, and you've slipped a very important word in there. Agentic.
That means people who are generating and it immediately pipelines to catbox as free storage, uncurated. Every single gen.
This problem is over btw. They blocked the ones responsible.
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you know, with Miyamoto slowly fading from the Nintendo world of zelda, maybe it wouldn't hurt to have a TP sequel without his involvement?
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>>737086142
Here, this will help.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139984863
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>>737086254
I wanted a certain bodytype and color palette.
And I don't mind if it was Cloud in that case.
Sometimes I put more thought into the pairings than that.
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>mean bad dirty no good pirate
Brown
>kind beautiful caring lovely princess
White
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These weren't Zelda girls either
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Stop complaining about all the snow landing in your beer.
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this week I think
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>It's implied the blacksmith family Link is an apprentice for in ALBW is descended from her.
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hold up, what? I thought Saria was dead in the adult timeline.
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GET THIS COPYCAT WHORE OUT OF MY BEROVED WINDU WAKAH
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>that height difference...
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ZeLink is good
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Romani and Cremia > Malon
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>>737088227
Yes, as sisters. They're the girls who show the most affection to Link in Termina as well.
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this is loli not hebe
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Nah if I look at a girl and think "That's definitely a child.", she's too young and a loli.
If a look at a girl and think "Is she really underaged?", she's a hebe goddess.
That's MY rules, don't care if you call me a retard but that's what my dick likes
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I genuinely love it in the vast majority of timelines
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All Zeldas deserve their hero
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>>737090093
There's a surprising amount of time-travel in Legend of Zelda as is. No doubt thanks to OoT's influence but OoA/OoS, MM, SS, and TotK all involve time-travel through one means or another.
Wouldn't put it past them to just go all out and make multiple periods a thing, though the questions would be which ones
Would we have Unga Bunga prehistoric Hyrule with cave-Hylians? Retro-futuristic Cyber-Hyrule in the far future?
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In terms of who is the nicest and contributes the most to the threads...
Hylia tier: VN Novel anon, drawfags
God tier: Ruto posters, WW Zelda posters, that one Kina poster, that one Fi poster
High tier: Twili Midna posters, TP Zelda posters, Hena posters, Mineru posters
Mid tier: Medli posters, Saria posters, Mila posters, Riju posters, Bombchu game lady poster
Shitpost-tier: Imp Midna posters, Malon posters
Beyond shit: Zelink tranny schizo poster, Malonfag, AI slopper Aryll spammer
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Anju nowhere to be found..
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I really want to protect Cremia's smile in particular
she really has it rough...
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>>737091309
I have a Zelda folder over 20 years old, and try to post new stuff in all the threads.
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Imagine if you held one of the anti-AI luddites in a room, and forced them to argue their points to the bitter end.
They would not be allowed to use buzzwords.
And the only thing they'd be allowed to eat until they made their point, would be raisins.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776396878496496.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776396878496496.webm
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I also check Majora's Mask artwork weekly..
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You got me im actually eating dark chocolate covered pretzels
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>>737051143
>End of OoT implies there's 2 Links in the past as future Link is sent further back in time or potentially to a third timeline to warn child Zelda/The King with proof and unless he somehow weirdly converges into his past self at Kokiri Forest there needs to be two Links for that to work
>Our Link fucks off to Termina and dies
>Past Link grows up naturally, marries Malon and has a kid
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The fish
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>Hena in high tier
Awesome. She's very difficult to hate, minus her penalizing you for """cheating""" at her Rollgoal minigame.
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I really wonder what went so wrong in their lives to make them this way
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14-17 is still within strike range and allowed
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Gerudo girls <3
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Agreed, that's why I have both versions saved just in case
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Need to buckle down and work on lucid dreaming so I can have adventures involving Zelda girls. There's never enough.
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"Music is a mysterious thing. Sometimes it makes people remember things they do not expect. Many thoughts, feelings, memories... things almost forgotten... Regardless of whether the listener desires to remember or not."
-Citan, Xenogears
Healing is a process. It takes time. It hurts like a motherfucker to get over deep pains. And the worst pains aren't physical. It's not unexpected.
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one last nudge before i expire
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>>737049518
>miyamoto wanted ingo to burn down lon lon ranch
>link would set the horses free and escape with malon
https://youtu.be/GNSrNDMeY18?si=aoGWUQp0klklwuZS&t=229
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Don't know how you managed not to find out this whole time, but yes, Majora's Mask reuses character models from OOT and turns them into new characters.
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Wasn’t that less a theory and more something that was stated to be an idea they wanted to explore but wound up not implementing? I could have sworn one of the reference books just outright states Ilia was intended to have some connection to Navi.
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>>737102321
that explains the gossip stone talking about Malon.
>"They say that Malon of Lon Lon Ranch hopes a knight in shining armor will come and sweep her off her feet someday."
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don't care, the girls he draws are cute
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>>737125774
He draws girls in a kids game very sexily
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malon my beloved
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Anyone who uses Linkle is a trans waiting to happen. The games are about Link.