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>Start playing FF9
>Every male character, regardless of age, is lusting over the 15 year old princess
>The main character hits on every girl he meets to the point it would be considered sexual harassment

What the fuck is wrong with this game?
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>>737065406
>Every male character, regardless of age, is lusting over the 15 year old princess
yes, even the player
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Gen z get offended by straightness the same way real people get offended by faggotry
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AHHHHH THE NUMBER IS WRONG THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT SAYS IM NOT ALLOWED TO BE ATTRACTED TO THIS NUMBER AAAAHHHHHHH
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16, but yes.
Its because of the dump truck.
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Back then we preferred pure females, unlike your gay woke generation.
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>>737065406
>Every male character regardless of age is lusting after the babelicious 16 year old Princess
No they're not, only the band of the Tantalus are, more specifically Zidane.
Vivi isn't. Steiner isn't. Moogles don't. The Knights of Pluto aren't.
The Tantalus Band aren't.
I was.
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They were healthy young men, and Garnet's ass is fat
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>>737066049
Didn't Cinna have a Garnet doll?
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>>737065406
>Every male character, regardless of age, is lusting over the 15 year old princess
Yes, that's normal. The world hadn't been mindraped by the 9/11 ritual back then.
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>>737065406
>>Start playing FF9
stopped reading there
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What a coincidence that I also just started FFIX and took this screenshot
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>>737066049
>Steiner isn't.
Steiner takes a peek at Garnet while she changes her clothes at the beginning of Disc 2. He is a 33-year-old man looking at a naked 16-year-old girl whom he has known since she was a baby.
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>>737067019
You should stop breathing too, while you’re at it.
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>>737067071
What the fuck did you do to it?
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>insert joke about age and Eiko here
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>>737067146
Only if you choose to run down the alley and check the other end after she specifically asks you not to. Nice try.
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>>737065406
work on your bait dude, you can't reveal you didn't play the game right off the bat. 1/10
you tried
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>>737067146
Tell me you wouldn't have.
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>>737067146
Steiner has eyes only for Beatrix.
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>>737065406
Yes, we know zoomers actually think like this... Your imitation is spot-on. Next topic?
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>>737065406
Judaism and feminism don't exist on Gaia.
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>>737065653
She turns 16 on the day the game begins, and obviously this has been going on for a while. Not that it makes any difference. It's still creepy af.
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>>737067936
Zidane is also canonically 16. Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.
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Nothing wrong with having a healthy libido
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>>737067498
>Eiko as only 6
>Eiko was in love with Zidane
>Eiko was named after Sakaguchi's wife
What did the Gooch mean by naming a little girl in love with the main character after his wife?
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>>737068152
zidane's (and kuja's) age is really weird because i remember something about garland making kuja as is, not growing up or anything which is probably the same case for zidane
but then again they could still make black mages after nuking the iifa tree so i dont fucking know
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>>737068706
>Rydia
>Krile
>Relm
>Priscilla
>Eiko
He's based.
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>>737065639
SHE WAS 17 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>737068152
>Zidane is also canonically 16.
Your point? Does that make it okay for Baku and all the others to lust over her?
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>>737069127
Yes, it's okay to lust over attractive women of prime breeding age.
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>>737065406
>male character lusting over garnet
yes that would be zidane, hes also the same age as her but of course you left that out.
zidane DOES hit on just about every attractive girl, thats his thing, the game makes that clear. hes very popular with the girls in lindblum where he lives.
>wrong
different culture, wokie. also, age of consent in japan was 13 until year 2000+23. im gonna say this is ragebait unless youre a woke female or faggot
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>>737069127
Old japanese pervert characters are likable and funny objectively.
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>>737069127
that wouild be the least of my concerns when there's multiple evil rape faggots trying to nuke everyone
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>>737068467
PRIME MEAT
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>Start playing FF9
>Star questioning my sexuality

What the fuck is wrong with this game?
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>>737069127
Honestly before I actually start writing, I need to ask you first
Are you are just trolling/shitposting or do you actually want to discuss this topic?
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>>737069127
Stop being so insensitive towards Alexandrian culture, racist.
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>>737070736
>No reply
So it was just shitposting I fucking hate this site nobody actually believes in anything or hides quickly behind irony when someone challenges their views.
Ironic shitposting should be an instant ban.
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>>737070736
Of course they're just shitposting. Just another 3rd world faggot trying to distract themselves from the miserable situation that is their life.
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>>737072585
Not him, but what was your point, really? The issue was that grown men were lusting over a 15 year old, and Zidane's age doesn't justify that. It only makes it okay for him.
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>>737073772
Show where in the game 'Baku and all the others to lust over her'.
Like show me specifically where in the game that happens because I've played it half a dozen times and no one "lusts" after Garnet other than Zidane. Disingenuous faggot.
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Zidane also grabbed her ass while she was climbing a ladder.
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>>737066049
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>>737065406
I want to go back
We never knew how good we had it
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>>737069127
Yes.
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>>737073772
>Zidane's age doesn't justify that. It only makes it okay for him.
This is the worst fucking brainrot. A girl is either okay to lust over or she isn't, it's never only okay for certain groups.
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>>737067146
He never actually sees her changing, though. If you pick the option (which is essentially a QTE with how fast it goes away) he walks right by her while she's changing but doesn't notice her at all.
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>>737065406
>The main character hits on every girl
Yep! Meanwhile you are afraid to talk to girls and will remain an incel. Go outside and have sex.
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>>737065406
16 is the age of legal consent, so it's okay.
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>>737079481
I don't think OP is an incel (at least not the kind of incel who admits to himself that he's an incel). He's either just baiting or he's a redditard simp who thinks he'll get laid with roasties if he betrays his gender and enforces feminist bullshit on other men.

>>737079557
OH MY GOD DID YOU LITERALLY JUST CITE THE ACTUAL LAWS, HOW CREEPY AND CRINGE, THIS IS EXTREMELY HECKIN' PROBLEMATIC
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They should have been lusting after her when she was ten.
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>>737065406
he was supposed to have even more horny scenes but they higher ups shut it down
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>>737080017
Blame westoids, if we got the good timeline where feminists and cuckservatives were crushed 15 years ago we'd have tons of horny scenes and sexualized teenage girls in gaming to this day.
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>>737080086
this one was actually on the jap higher ups back in the day
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>Garnet makes a massive fuckup but the game actually keeps reminding her about it until the entire fucking Alexandria burns down
Actually my favourite thing about 9
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>>737080017
Hironobu Sakaguchi made FFIX with a crew of handpicked minions in his secret Hawaiian lair. Of all the things possibly hampering the game's development, I don't think "higher-ups holding back his vision" would have been one of them.
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>refuses to become a party member
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>>737080248
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xNYDJUndMA
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Lani should have been a party member instead of Amarant
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>>737067730
Well, good. She needs another one.
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>>737080649
I think she was supposed to be originally, but they decided for the flaming faggot to join instead. I guess because they wanted a shitty monk archetype, since FF9 was supposed to be "le ebin return to form!1!" even though it entirely was not.
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>>737065406
SHES 17 YEARS 364 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 MINUTES 59 SECONDS OLD YOU. SICK. FUCK
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>>737080248
>refuses to become a party member

Fixed
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>>737080805
What gets me is how hard the Western release rode his dick. He's the only character on the front AND back cover. You'd think he was central to the story, rather than just someone to fill the numbers when the party splits up a couple times on Disc 3.
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I never wanted to kill the hot alexandran soldier women
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>>737080898
lul
first time seeing this
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I hated the ATB system in FF6 and never played 7,8, or 9. But 9’s setting always intrigued me - how is it in this game? My issue was that I felt rushed to navigate the menus and initiate attacks so it just became mashy slop but even more stressful than regular turn based mashy slop, imagining I’d lose turns and take damage I wouldn’t have because I was navigating menus.
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>>737080805
>even though it entirely was not
How so? It was definitely much more like the classic games than the two before it.

>>737080860
Redditfags started thinking they belonged here for some reason, no idea who gave them that impression.
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>>737066049
Are the Alphabets trying to claim my dear Vivi?
I remember when SwSh starters were revealed, they were insisting Sobble was gay because he was *checks notes* shy and timid.
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>>737065406
Nothing is wrong with it. You should ask what is wrong with you.
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>>737080816
Ive got 9 months of bans due to just commenting in pragmata threads over this bullshit. Epstein buck broke a generation of faggots.
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>>737080978
Just play FFCC instead. FF9 is like FFCC proto in terms of setting, and not nearly as cool.
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>>737065406
you just cant appreciate that they were trying to help your autistic ass by normalizing womanizing. just look at the gay shit we have now, if you even look at a women in the wrong way your life is fucking over
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>>737065549
>real people
kek
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>>737074482
Riiiiiight, Baku calling her a babe-ilicious beauty in the first few minutes is not lusting. The absolute state of pedos.
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>>737080978
You can turn off the ATB in base settings. And combat in IX is so slow you'll never feel rushed.
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>>737080248
She was fully playable... in the mobile games.
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>>737080920
It's because he's the only character who faces right in his render.
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>>737080978
Well you certainly won't feel rushed in IX. Because even cranked all the way up to max speed the ATB™ is notoriously fucking slow. Plus, animations playing out during it provide more than ample time to think and make decisions.
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>>737081136
>>737080860
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>>737081136
It is lusting. And that's okay.

>pedos
What the fuck is it going to take for you retards to start using words correctly?
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>>737080920
Do you know how popular brooding edgelord characters were at that time? Of course Amarant was pushed hard in the West.
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>>737065406
it was made before men became complete fucking pussies like you OP
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>>737065406
Zoomers are gay.
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>>737065406
>Start playing FF9
>Every male character, regardless of age, is lusting over the 15 year old princess
And?
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>>737081257
I put battle speed on max and it feels almost as slow as the lowest setting in FF7. I didn't mind when I was a kid, but I have no patience for that shit anymore and I find myself going around in "safe mode" all the time since I'm playing on PS5. Makes it more of a challenge too, since I'm not overleveled for the bosses.
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>>737068467
Did she wear that on purpose to get dirty old men sprung?
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>>737068972
>Priscilla
Who?
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Excalibur II is a bitch to get.
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>>737081573
some loli from Junon that you perform CPR with.
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>>737080805
She was one of the first characters made during the concepting phase
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>>737065406
>What the fuck is wrong with this game?
Too based for prude zoomers.
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>>737074482
I think baku calls her a babe when theyre planning to kidnap her, and cinna has a doll of her, and zidane, annnnnnnnnnnnnd that's about it. Maybe some random townsfolk say a thing, or one of the pluto knights possibleh
Nta, btw
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>>737069127
Brudda it isn't real.
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Japanese used to think it was hilarious for the hero to be a sexual predator because they just write the women to get over it immediately.
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>>737081813
>because they just write the women to get over it immediately.
And that's a good thing.
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>>737067643
the writers choose to write that, there's no excuse
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I beat the Another Eden FFIX collab event a few days ago and as a big FFIX fan i can it was VERY good. Judging from the KOF collab (another series i'm a big fan of) i expected them to reuse one of Another Eden's areas to use as a hub and have the whole event to be just a series of battles and have the characters speak once in a while making references to the original game and the event to have zero story. My expectations were completely surpassed
>Explorable Gaia, chocobo riding
>Multiple locations based on the original game, including dungeons
>Added the trance, gear, sap and stone systems just for the 4 collab characters, Zidane con steal
>Voiceover for the collab characters and even some NPCs
>Custom FFIX style text boxes, menus, VFX and SFX for the event and the collab characters even when using them outside the event
>Multiple music tracks from FFIX
>Very good story that focuses on the events of the game but combined with some AE lore
>A lot of cutscenes and ATE, including a few fully rendered 3D events
I could continue. Might be the best collab in a phone game ever
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>>737080920
Eh, they just saw how condescending and negative people were at the time and knew it was a trend that may never end. Still going to this day! :D
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Can you blame 'em?
....
Well, until she cuts her hair.
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>>737081974
What's with zoomers and not being capable to deal with anything at all in fiction?
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>>737081974
There's no excuse for you not having been aborted.
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>>737065406
it's a product of its time
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>>737082098
Come back here when you are older and hopefully your frontal lobe has matured to the point where you can differentiate between fiction and reality, redditor.
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>>737082091
Their formative years were spent online during the height of wokescold culture.
Participating in wokescold culture involved actively training the self to be less able to handle any form of discomfort, and then turning one's discomfort into a weapon.
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>>737081813
Garnet never "gets over it" though. Eventually she gets comfortable enough to backsass Zidane, but he doesn't really get the hint until Eiko starts incessantly flirting with him and he realizes how uncomfortable he's been making Garnet the whole time. See, stories are about characters overcoming obstacles to achieve goals. Maybe getting the girl is the goal, and the obstacles are the character's own personal flaws. Stories aren't just about reaffirming the reader's moral beliefs.
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>>737082098
You groom teenagers into taking estrogen and joining your sick sexual cult.
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>>737082098
>fictional character lusts after other fictional character?!?!? now let me get uppset IN REAL LIFE!!
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>>737067498
Yes
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>>737082098
>words words words
I don't have to justify myself to idiots like you.

>>737081974
>implying they need an excuse
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>>737082098
>the seething replies

kek, you got'em good
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>>737082689
you don't need to samefag
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>>737082689
>posted retardation
>everyone calls him a retard
>HURR DURR I TROLL U
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>>737082868
There's nothing retarded about it. It's spot on and people are getting angry for being called out. Take your L like a man.
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>>737065406
Because zidane is a womanizer that slowly gets to fall in love with garnet, hell the entire scene of him drunk in the bar is about his teammates teasing him for falling in love with the princess, play the danm games
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>>737082953
Everything about it is retarded. It's stupid fucking bullshit that only midwit Redditors would think is clever and everyone here is laughing at you.
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>>737080898
Any mods giving Amaranth an actual story arc or plot relevance?
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>>737065530
lol this, Gen Z looks at two fags together as something sacred. Heterosexual guy wanting to fuck a woman? So predatory, call the police.
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>>737081690
Oh yeah, the one associated with the dolphin.
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>>737083548
No because nobody cares about him enough to go through that kind of effort.
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>>737083678
Understandable.
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Duplicating a post from another thread because it deserves it:

>Zeldafags have a weekly waifu thread for their girls
>we don't
The fuck are we even doing?
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>>737083717
Wanna fuck the shit out of this rat, ngl.
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>>737082098
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>>737065406
Good question. What is wrong with any of that?
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>>737083748
I'm gonna be real with you, most of the Final Fantasy fanart is pretty bad. And no one cares about the series enough anymore to be the resident schizo that spams the same four images over and over.
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>>737083786
>58 words is too much for the rightoid brain to handle
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>>737083902
AI art is a thing now. Maybe we can get the 2 or 3 actually good robosloppers.

>>737084034
58 words of self-righteous drivel is 58 words too many.
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>>737082098
This is a shit format but it's right. You're being aroused by the shape of children.
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>>737083750
My man
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>>737084385
>children have bulbous tits and asses that spill out of their princess dresses
all righty then
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>>737082953
Die.
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>>737083902
This art would be literally perfect if Lightning weren't in it.
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>>737065406
>>The main character hits on every girl he meets to the point it would be considered sexual harassment
this doesn't happen
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>>737067936
I wanted to fuck her when I was 7 when the game came out, what sense would it make for me to one day suddenly stop finding her hot?
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>>737085272
Hey, Lightning has a good design. And the nice thing about fan art is I get to look at her without having to hear her acting like a selfish fucking cunt.
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>>737067071
spam
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>>737085378
Because the roasties need you, you have to man up and marry the roastie, you need to do your duty to (democracy/the white race/Shlomo Shekelberg's bank account, choose all that apply).
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What are some must-have FF9 mods? I already have the Moguri mod
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Nothing, this is how life should be
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duckroll
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>>737085589
that's all you need, it has everything you could want in it
anyone who says moguri is bad is a fucking retarded faggot who should be killed btw
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The game has so many small things you can miss, from the cutscenes that you need to play in specific orders to get them all, to things like mini games that show up once and disappear (like with the three brothers that look the same), to all the invisible card players in Memoria or even the Excalibur II you weren't going to know about unless you read it. I don't know how you're supposed to figure out half the stuff out normally.
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>>737081041
Zoomers will fluoride stare you dead in the eyes and whine about boomers but lack the critical thinking to realize they are a turbo version of them doing the same stupid puritanical no fun allowed bullshit then turn around and whine that everything is shit after they safety foam everything.
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>>737085871
You were supposed to buy the guide, which was consequently totally worthless and only existed to tell you to go to their website that doesn't exist anymore. I managed to get the S Rank Treasure Hunter award for the first time in my life when I replayed the game four years ago, and I didn't even actually get all the treasures. The game itself doesn't expect you to do all that shit. Fuck Hippaul and fuck jump rope.
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>>737085589
moguri and maybe 2k cinematics
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>>737081041
Most of the mods are probably millennials, it's not only zoomies who fell for the indoctrination.

>>737086018
>Zoomers will fluoride stare you dead in the eyes and whine about boomers but lack the critical thinking to realize they are a turbo version of them doing the same stupid puritanical no fun allowed bullshit
Not enough people understand this, zoomers are basically boomers part 2. I wish I could figure out what the fuck made them like this.
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this whole zoomer stare tells me they have been glued to electronics since childhood with no way of interacting with people. emotionless zombies.
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>>737085589
Aside from Memoria Engine and Moguri I don't think anything is "must-have" since it's mostly UI changes and gameplay tweaks that depend on preference. I'd recommend the Playable Character Pack if you want to change things up in a replay though.
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tell me anons, just what kind of society do these zoomers live in? some urban or city like place? it always feels like they have the power to attack us online, but in real life they're powerless unless they do provoke someone to end up getting themselves killed.
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>>737086241
>Most of the mods are probably millennials
Hack proved they are a discord cabal of 50 year old nigger/jeet mutt hybrind Rapeape's finest troon harem. So its a Gen X retard pulling the strings
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>>737086438
>Gen X
Arguably even worse than the boomers, I don't even distinguish between them and the boomers anymore.
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>>737065406
Soulless Final Fantasy

>>737065653
I thought this was a fucking summon until I remembered the the Temu Limit Break Trance.
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i wish people would shut the fuck up about age and actually talk about the game. zoomers are going to face a reprecussion in their lifetime that they will regret when it comes to age and relationships. there's a reason why nobody likes puritans and evangelical churches.
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>>737086787
>there's a reason why nobody likes puritans and evangelical churches.
Nobody except the government that wants you to marry roasties and die for Israel.
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>>737081503
diddy ahh post frfr
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>>737086787
>i wish people would shut the fuck up about age and actually talk about the game.
You're on the wrong board for that, this is the politics, twitter screencap and eceleb drama board
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now that i think about it, how are relationships in schools like nowadays. do people go ew oversome dating 13 months older than them? what about 4 months? why does someone have to find the same age as you? that's not how it works. not only that you don't know the persons history and yet they get falsely accused for being a pedophile.
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>16 is wrong af
>165 replies later
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better not tell zoomers about Adam and Eve due to their age gap
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>>737074563
by accident
she was moving way slower than him and her ass is very fat
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what exactly was Queen Brahne anyways? your party consisted of a black mage, two summoners from a long gone race, a rat, some mentally challenged frog, steiner and aramant are human, and zidane is some creation from another planet with a tail.
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>>737080805
I think both Lain and Amarant were meant to join and that Amarant was probably meant to get more development. It's weird that FF games felt more complete in the PS1 era, but as time goes on you wonder how much stuff got cut. FFX feels totally complete because the stuff they did go back and add to Int'l is essentially filler, but FFXII on felt incomplete AS I was playing them.
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>>737087457

Some fat chick.
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>>737087457
she was just fat lmao
fat people are disgusting, but that doesn't mean they're not human
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IX was originally slated as a gaiden title. Hell IX released months before X.
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>>737082953
>like a man
Wow that's not very feminist of you. Are you saying women can't be stoic and dignified?
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>>737087457
>what exactly was Queen Brahne anyways?
An accurate representation of women who complain about men fucking 16-year-old girls.
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>>737087457
She was just a fat ass.
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>the zoomer kind cannot comprehend characters acknowledging the beauty of a foreign princess being a point of interest for a fantasy city, and need to reduce everything to masturbation
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>>737065406
>What the fuck is wrong with this game?
Zidane overcompensating for being in a furfag game and inferior to based Cloud/Squall/Tidus.
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>>737087748
20 years from now we'll have zoomers, alphas, and betas complaining about that current generation.
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>>737067218
Just about faggot zoomer using a CRT filter to pretend he played the original game
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>>737085589
Is that Moguri?
The pre-rendered backgrounds seem nice but that battlefield looks pretty awful
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>>737087825
CRT filters are based though
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>>737087789
i personally think their puritanical views took things too the extreme they can't discern what's fact and fiction. look at those renaissance painters. they used actual anatomy and are you going to call them pedophiles for making beautiful pieces of art that's been around for centuries? I swear liberalism destroyed beauty. I thought this was gonna be an FFIX thread, but it went straight to hell the minute a zoomer walked in. Ragebaiting feels too easy. what's next you're going to see some parent get attacked for watching over their child thinking they're preying on them due to their age gaps. do zoomers not realize how hard it is for us millennials to get into a relationship in this day and age? social media be damned. basic education be damned for their prejudice against me. women's standards be damned for their brainwashing. I'm 36 years old for god's sake.
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>>737080248
Steiner is a lucky guy
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actually Covid be damned too because they're the blame also for the strain in age and education. people can't read, write, or talk appropriately. instead they get hormone therapy or drag queen sessions.
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>>737082098
By this logic reading The Punisher makes you a killer. People in the 21st century (and by people I mean actual children whose parents should be keeping an eye on them, but aren't) have a very distorted sense of what is real and what is narrative, and have trouble decoupling the two. These sort of people are also prone to the error in reasoning that presenting an opinion or action is equivalent to supporting it. These people are very emotionally underdeveloped, and this primarily comes from an addiction to social media.
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finished the game last weak and one of my complaints is why add pic related as party member instead of Beatrix? They add 0 important stuff to the lore of the game and thing changes if they never joined you

Probably the worst FF party members ever
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>>737087457
The real mind fuck is when you're told that Garnet was able to be passed off as Brahne's daughter (she washed up on shore a bit after the actual princess died) because she was the spitting image of Brahne when she was young.
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>can't draw an attractive young girl anymore without being accused or harrassed at being a pedo due to age dispute.
zoomers think they run the internet now.
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>>737088178
He came to the party way too late
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come to think of it, how bad has the world of literature changed?
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Im 35. Garnet is hot
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>>737088251
It's millennial roasties and boomers who are the primary driving forces of this phenomenon.
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>>737088338
and these roasties live in cities right? not everyone can meet your expectations.
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>>737088178
Quina is fucking based and I won't tolerate any slander. Amarant was kind of a nothing character, yeah, but honestly not any less developed than Gau, Red XIII, or Quistis. FF games always have a couple characters that get shafted. At least Amarant's really good in combat assuming you give enough of a shit to level up a new character that late in the game.
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was this a prolem a decade ago? time's been going so fast it feels everything has merged. imagine getting your wedding interrupted due to some idiot wanting to cancel you because of your age. this whole rules for thee, but not for me has to end. especially in europe. they are the real enemy.
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>>737088386
>red XIII
>no developed
??????????
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>>737088540
He essentially only exists during his recruitment cutscene and the Cosmo Canyon section, then essentially ceases to exist for the rest of the game. Red has as much presence in the story as Yuffie, who's optional.
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>>737087457
Some humans just have blue skin, you forget that Amarant does too
I'm assuming they're a different race from Garnet or Steiner, but they're still human
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>>737088540
red xiii originally had two other rivals cobalt and indigo i believe and the player later on was suppose to choose who the real nanaki was, but got scrapped.
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>>737069127
all they do is say she is beautiful, which she is. saying that someone is beautiful is not "lusting" over them.
fuck why are zoomers so weird
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>>737088540
Nanaki unironically gets about as much relevant screentime as Amarant outside of the ending, Amarant's development is just unnecessary as he's the 80th character to have to "figure out how to live amongst other people despite living the wrong way"
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>is mentioned as some kind of OP hero
>appear once
>do nothing
>never appears again
what was the idea here?
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>>737088635
man to think someone hit that at one point. emperor gestahl.
>>737088646
>saying that someone is beautiful is not "lusting" over them.
exactly. women are just angry they can't have their youth back after destroying their bodies with whatever they did.
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Can I sue Square for turning me into an ass man?
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>>737082098
pray for me, as I take this long and arduous journey...
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>>737088489
>The year is 3017
>The year 3018 is cancelled due to being too close to an underaged year
>Birth rates globally are destroyed because you can only date someone who was born the exact same time you were
>MILF porn spoken in hushed whispers among certain sects of the populace
>The penalty for even looking at someone younger/older than you is an immediate incineration by Local Law Enforcement
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also do they not understand people can age slowly compared to others? aging affects people differently depending on their lifestyle.
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>>737088646
zoomers are going to get the age of adulthood in women raised to 40 and I'm here for it
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>>737088761
Yeah but we just found out about that ten years ago.
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i assume the concept Dating is an archaic term now. they just meet and fuck whoever they want and accuse others of rape. i blame evangelicals.
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so was Vivi a puppet like all the other ones? Was he going to stop working at some point?
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>>737065406
>sexual harassment
you cant harass 0s and 1s
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>>737088178
They needed to have a monk class character, which was dumb because monk's main feature is the ability to get by without equipment and character growth is specifically tied to equipment in this game
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HOW MANY OF YOU MANAGED TO OBTAIN THE EXCALIBUR II!!!
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>>737088809
>Was he going to stop working at some point?
Anon....
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>>737088867
haha..HAHAHAHAAHAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

i didn’t even try it
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>>737088809
i bet a remake will nullify his death by sealing himself in a crystal.
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>>737088809
Perhaps you should finish the game before posting here
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>>737088808
>i assume the concept Dating is an archaic term now
Dating as a concept in general has only been around for like 100 years. that's a drop in the bucket in the context of history. It can only exist in extremely high trust liberal societies, which are completely unsustainable.
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>>737088867
I never bothered before. Might try it at some point
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>>737088809
yes, he was the prototype mage, the same way Kuja was the prototype to Zidane and how they both were made different from the rest of the genomes, he was never given orders and developed a personality faster by being raised as a sentient thing
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>>737088489
It's been a problem for over 20 years if you're an American.
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these fuckwads are gonna be doctors, engineers, politicians and the first thing they're gonna go after is your age and the age of your spouse.
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>>737088867
made two hours worth of progress in a speedrun over the course of like a week and a half before I realized how autistic and unemployed you have to be to try this shit
I could have gotten it what I consider "legit" several times over on my main save just letting my PS2 run and having the clock overflow.
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>>737089007
does courtship and arranged marriages still exist?
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>>737088683
He was the anti-zidane
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>>737089073
>doctors, engineers
Doubtful.
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>ffxiv gets a ffix themed expansion
>hyped about them adding melodies of life
>nothing yet
bros.....
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a zoomer at work got offended when he found out my wife was 25 and I was 30 when we first met, and now he's all weird around me
why are they like this?
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oh yeah and lets not forget that if you're a white male you can't get a job. relationships and jobs are the enemy of the white man. sickening. our society has regressed to the point people believe anything.
>>737089119
even in a perfect excalibur II game?
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>>737089121
in modern societies no
and that's why birth rates in them are approaching 0
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>>737089168
they think people of the same age should go with each other, but these zoomers lack chemistry, something that's missing from their DNA.
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>>737089168
How old is the zoomer?
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i wonder if these zoomers had to share a classroom with people older than them in high school. oh yeah, those seniors and juniors always took the freshmen girls when a new batch comes in. this was 20 years ago.
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>>737089272
he's been out of college for a year or two so I'm assuming like 23.
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>>737089165
>be FF8 fag
>No maybe I'm a lion or Man with the machine gun, not even an eyes on me
I don't have that big chin guy with a hand on a guy's shoulder but don't get your hopes up
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>>737089328
shouldn't he be focusing on marrying his girl or is he too feminized and low T.
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>>737089194
PEXII was what I was going for. My definition of "perfect" is different than what the dude on GameFAQs has in his guide. Like I don't need 99x every item and minmaxing stats and shit. But I would ideally finish the game with all the Tetra Master cards and key items and shit. I have a save with all that, it's just missing EXII
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and these people are the same kind who wont spend off their college debt due to AI taking their jobs. Hell, diplomas and college degrees are worthless now.
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>>737089363
I dunno I mean he's kind of a dork but he seemed relatively normal to me up to that point.
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>can't go out with a cute girl because someone will record me or take photos of me calling me a predator.
>can't get pokemon cards because hoarders or collectors are so damn obsessed about monetary value rather the point of collecting your favorites.
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>>737089420
I'm millennial with a tech degree and I'm in the same boat. I'm like literally counting the days until I lose my job to AI, have to foreclose on my house, and become homeless.
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>>737089432
speaking of which, that reminds me the story where some zoomer got murdered by an illegal immigrant for posing as a girl to come and meet him. these kids have no idea what lawsuits await them when something severe goes out of hand like that one marine who got ambushed.
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Why did the card game suck so much?
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i still live with my parents and it's hard to meet someone. hell most of my family is single and broken apart while everyone else i once knew are growing and close.
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>>737065530
fpbp
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>>737089608
there's already been multiple killings if you're talking about zoomers playing To Catch a Predator with 18 year olds thinking they're meeting up with 16 year olds.
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>>737089532
Can confirm, I have cards for sale and want the maximum monetary value for them.
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radicalization of schools
sex with students
social media outings

what are alphas and betas doing now zoomers are at the end of their rope? looksmaxing? they need a wake up call when centuries ago it didn't matter how old you were because 13 year olds were either at war or married by force. and then there was labor. they have no idea how lucky they are to be in this generation rather suffering in some hell ridden community where they could die the next day
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>>737089662
Rng fucks you over more than the opponent
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>>737089305
I graduated hs 18 years ago (fuck me that hurts to say) and remember a senior guy dating a 12 year old girl. I also remember overhearing a conversation where a girl in 11th grade had broken up with her college bf last year
My friend in 8th grade had dated an 19 year old and after they broke up dated an 18 year old before we became close enough friends for her to tell me that. That year she started dating an 11th grade guy. She was sexually active with all three of them.
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remember when we use to joke about wanting to be an anime girl before it was considered harmful and offensive to trans?
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>>737089980
actually come to think of it I remember being frustrated by 11th grade because damn near all of the really attractive early bloomers had college bfs by that point. I vowed to get a high school gf when I was in college, but I didn't have a car, my job was shit, and aside from the fact that I was going through some shit, I didn't have anything that would impress a HS age girl smdh
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>>737089305
Maybe if you were euro, America was already super agecucked even 20 years ago.

>>737089980
Aside from the part about her being sexually active with 3 of them, this is how it was supposed to be. 14-year-old girls getting married to college-aged guys is the natural order of life. We have fallen so far. Boomers ruined this society with their simping and now zoomers are coming to finish the job and collapse civilization.
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i hated high school relationships. I dont' even know who she was dating back in 10th or 11th grade 20 years ago, but god i was infuriating going between classes and not seeing the person you want. I always felt schools subjugate you based on your IQ and looks and put you in a class with freaks you don't even want to interact with. i hated sophmore year the most.
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>>737080248
I want to genocide the rats with Beatrix and then have sex with her in the rain right after!
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>>737067889
see
>>737080880
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>>737090108
>Boomers ruined this society
they also been lied too by you know who.
>>737090196
oh yeah i remember the whole we're friends and only friends bullshit. what the fuck are you on. don't forget those purity rings also. my school cant even handle a budget.
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>>737090248
kek
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>>737065406
get them early. sorry you are stuck in burgerland
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people only identify themselves based on who they are on the internet rather than real life since talking to people who don't even exist in their lives is better.
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>>737090260
Boomers eagerly lapped up the Jew's feminist lies and asked for seconds, they don't get a pass on this.
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i swear some girls wanted their own fairytale ending by the end of high school and college only to be divorced later down the line and because trash.
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>>737082868
yes, that's what trolling is anon
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how the hell does someone stay in relationship they knew dating back in high school? what they think they're not gonna find someone else in college? it's like they knew them their whole life unlike the parents. also why is it some people get stuck with abusive partners and never break out of it?
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>>737090379
they wanted a fairytale, but many were more willing to believe beauty and the beast was a fairytale worth having back then and didn't insist on dating up and only up when they were more experimental
my god the missed opportunities
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>people get bullied in school
>school people get drafted to war and die
>meanwhile you're here and wonder why
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>"Oh sweet an FFIX thread"
>Look inside
>/pol/ lite
Gee, thanks
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my brother had the worst of it all when it comes to women. they always had an excuse saying it's because of their mental health or illness. though back in his school life, it was a nightmare after a certain cunt destroyed his life by cheating on him with his friend, and the very same woman would cheat on him for someone else. my family life was never the same. hell my one sister has a boyfriend or whatever the fuck he is and i haven't seen her since 2017 and she's not even married. she doesn't even want to see us. I swear my family isn't meant to have happiness whereas everyone else has families and their friends introduce their kids into their friend circle to plan their weddings. I feel everything was planned right from the start. being an outcast with no connections.
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>>737083750
Same but in a loving way that captures her heart long after the lovemaking's over
Enough to make her forget Fratley
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this thread makes me want to goon to eiko.
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Anyone remember that shitty official strategy guide
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>>737083750
not even a furry but she is best girl in FFIX
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*kills you three times*
git gud
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>>737090808
what was that site that never worked?
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>>737090808
I never had it but I heard it sucked because of the PlayOnline shit. My buddy told me to just go to gameFAQs if I needed a guide when I borrowed the game from him at the time.
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eventually people will expose their own generation for who they are thinking they were on their side, but weren't.
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>>737090842
she didn't deserve best boy
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>>737090379
I think a lot of millennial girls wanted a fairy tale ending. Many millennial girls wanted to marry college guys in high school and start a family, but that freaked boomer parents the fuck out because the boomer parents apparently thought they should go to college and fuck random dicks until they can't pair bond anymore and then get a job working for Shlomo.
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>can't get a job because of age gap, race, and gender.

>>737090928
lets not forget those evangelicals and their divorce records so they can have sex with a better looking person. honestly i can't stand seeing people with that hookbill nose. the skeletal structure. protruding. and then you have so called pastors spreading false beliefs and having multiple kids with different wives and use the church money (mega church) for their own fun purposes.
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>>737090774
It's funny how nobody remembers her despite her being an uooohhhh
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>>737081015
>they were insisting Sobble was gay because he was *checks notes* shy and timi
Well, given how Inteleon turned out...
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>>737090808
I still have it, all the playonline links and all.
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>can't have a little girl with an older man in fiction because these zealots think differently.
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I blame marvel comics and american pop culture for brainwashing
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reminds me of the time when someone i once knew had a sister who became a sugar daddy and the kids are the same age as his wife. and here's the best part, one or both of the kids have a child of their own and now she's technically a stepgrandmother at 32?
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>>737091221
>Marvel Comics
Jubilee sleeping with Red Skull was the funniest fucking thing. She made that Old Nazi reconsider the Reich with that pussy grip
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>>737068972
tf? Was ff9 where the last time we had loli party members?
Potato midgets doesn't count.
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>>737091319
LOL that actually happened? I don't read the comics, but I watched the old 90s cartoon where she was always going after older guys like Iceman and Colossus.
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>>737065406
this is simply how it was back then. it was largely socially acceptable to lust after 15 year olds as a grown man and very common even in american movies
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>europe invites migrants to rape and murder their people
>meanwhile in america it's age gaps.... also all this nazism, socialism, and whatever needs to stop.
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>>737065406
Everything is wrong with this game EXCEPT lusting over Garnet. Your priorities are way off.
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>>737082098
Doge wouldn’t say this
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>>737065406
Why did she turn purple and start wearing a thong when she turned into Trance mode?
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>>737091471
If love for Freya Crescent is wrong then I don't wanna be right.
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god i want to draw hentai since i barely draw anymore. my ideas come and go.
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>>737091649
I barely play video games anymore and I hate it. I mostly just doomscroll imageboards. How can I start actually having fun again?
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i think my ejaculation addiction is another reason why i don't work on my art much. also i hate the whole conservatives don't create art. i'm not a liberal. though i do hate the AI shenanigans im seeing online over politics.
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>>737091712
play some childhood games or try some new genres, personally I try to play short games when I’m feeling down, so I started playing metroidvanias last year and got hooked into them.
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i personally blame hollywood
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>>737091996
Chris Hansen ruined a generation, all of this shit happened after he made agecuckery a big media phenomenon. The boomers' hatred for life and their offspring was already there, but it didn't find full expression until he came along.
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>>737092314
>Chris Hansen
i blame him and the obsession with epstein. they think all white men are pedos
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>>737092619
>white men
This is the key phrase here, age of consent laws don't get enforced against browns, Chads or rich/politically connected people.
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>>737092746
What about that Faggot Eagles fan?
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>>737091519
I dunno but Zidane in trance in Dissidia is fucking rapeable
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>>737083748
It ususally gets co-opted by Shifta/Flowerslut fags or turns into some dumbass war.
Also most FF is just kinda dead in general, and most girls arent that noticed.
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>>737081172
I miss DFFOO so fucking much
no other game scratches the same itch
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>>737065406
Why are you gay?
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>>737083750
she and Zidane had platonic sex
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>>737065406
back when people could just enjoy a fucking video game, instead of obsessing about politics or social issues
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>>737092962
>Zidane in trance in Dissidia is fucking rapeable
What did anon mean by this?
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>>737093170
"ermmm japan we need to have a talk..." people were everywhere back then too
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Ok bros, how do you pronounce "Zidane" exactly? I have played this game since I was a wee lad, and still I have no fucking clue.
As a kid I said "Zy-Dayn".
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>Remake is completely going to ruin the game in so many ways
No "ohh, soft" and the like.
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>>737093613
"zih" or "zuh"-dahn"
dissidia/012 pronounces his name out loud, same pronunciation as the real world name
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>>737093403
They weren't everywhere, but they did exist. American women don't want men to get the idea that it's actually okay to have standards for women.
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>>737093238
that's fanart
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>>737088867
Nah, once I get to that room in my typical runs, I just cheat the weapon in.
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>>737080747
Carlos..
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>>737093671
>No "ohh, soft"
Somebody will mod it back in, we can even use AI to voice act it.
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>>737082098
You are correct that it says a great deal about me as a person, however it does not say any of the things you want it to. Nor anything intriguing to you, but that's neither here nor there.
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>>737094506
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>>737094541
Of course it would be better if Squeenix didn't cuck out, but how likely is that? Somebody else is just going to have to pick up after them.
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Which girl is the sweetest and cuddliest? Which girl is the most genki?
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>>737094541
niger
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>>737067936
>It's still creepy af.
Explain why without coming across as a brainwashed niggercattle slave running damage control for jews who pass the day fucking 3 year olds to death.
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>>737067071
nice CRT filter
name?
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>>737065406
>15 year old
She's 4.
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>>737065406
>What the fuck is wrong with this game?
It’s the best
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>>737088867
It's piss easy to get if you play one of the modern ports that have the speed booster as it doesn't affect the in game clock.
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>>737101780
name a single port that works like that
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>>737101849
The one that's available on PS4/5, Steam and Switch. Probably Xbox as well but I don't know.
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>>737065406
Most homosexual poster on /v/.
Quite the accomplishment.
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>>737070623
nothing. its all you, you broken faggot.
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>>737065406
Have you regarded that GYATT? It's self-explanatory.
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>>737082098
baseded (I didn't read but you got a lot of yous)
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>>737080248
A real final fantasy game can only have three playable female party members.
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>>737102579
>GYATT
I'm white, what does this mean?
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>>737102767
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>>737102767
You know, her ahh
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>>737101938
It’s all the same port so yes. Excalibur 2 became a lot more trivial since then. Still a fun challenge to try when you’re familiar with the game.
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>>737070623
If you're playing a game with Garnet in it and you still start turning gay somehow then you've always been mega gay and it was just dormant
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I feel like everyone's ages in FF9 are just a mess. Garnet being 16 is dumb, but Zidane also being 16 is dumber because that means he first befriended Freya when he was 12 and she was 17 out looking for her missing fiancé, and a 24 year old Amarant has had a 14 year old monkey living rent free in his head.
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>>737089073
Anon the males are gonna turn 25-30 and realize they want younger chicks too
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>>737104283
idk a lot of fantasy fiction involves kids striking out on their own
just one of those things you have to suspend your disbelief for on a genre-wide scale
kids are harder growing up in a hard world where there's monsters everywhere or you've got renaissance tier health where everyone dies at 40 so you grow up faster
etc
>>737104656
This is one of those situations where they're going to be loudly outspoken against it and fap to 18 year old pornstars daily
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>>737104283
>he was 12 and she was 17
Nice.
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>>737067146
shit i'm older than steiner now
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>>737080898
Are there some good difficulty enhancers?
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>>737081136
>Babe-licious beauty
Sounds like something id call my cat, does not make me a furfag, youre just oversensitive to this stuff, and my first guess would be that you have poorly developed social skills and can't understand any sort of context other than a direct "he says X because he wants y".
I could be wrong, there could be many reasons other you're saying this, same as him.

He could be saying it because it's in line with who he is, to flirt with others.
Maybe he's overcompensating, trying to hide that he's a poof.
Maybe he's working on his public speaking.
Maybe you're right and he's hitting on a 16 year old. Legal to marry in most countries btw, not that nature cares about modern power game legislation.
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>>737107053
Trance seek I think
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>>737102767
round ass

ahh also means ass
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>no appearance at all from the fag who believes he (irl) is in a relationship with (fictional) garnet

/v/ has changed too much, I can't take it bros.
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>>737084385
Garnet is closer to a young woman. She's just a bit tiny but that doesn't make her a child.
Have you like seen actual 15 year olds? Sure you can call them children and parents do that but on physical level they're practically no different from 20 year olds. It's just a case where society needs to protect young people from dangers and ensure healthy growth so they can make conscious choices and get some basic understanding of how the world works by the age of 18. We all agree to these rules but it doesn't mean we don't find them attractive.
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>>737107391
eloquently put anon
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>>737065406
>Garnet is 16
>Only Zidane is truly interested in her. Kuja views her like a pawn
>NPCs view her as beautiful which she is

>Zidane mainly flirts with Garnet
>He does make passes at Freya, Erin (pilot), Lani

Correcting the record.
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>>737085741
I also have the Alternate Fantasy mod. AF bosses have an 'Overdrive' where they will unleash powerful moves when near death
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>>737081090
>>737065549
fuck that's funny
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>>737065406
why are zoomers like this?
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>>737082098
This is a whole lot of projection going on right now.
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>>737085871
FF 7-10 all came out in that late 90s early 2000s era of JRPG where devs wanted to sell game guides to players so they made everything missable and intentionally obtuse to warrant people buy them. 9 is by far the worst offender of this to the point that it downright almost ruins the game and why it's the worst FF of that era.
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>>737065406
I also prefer the ff8 love story.
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>>737108717
Based Squall.
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>>737065549
TRVKE
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>>737065406
90s were a better time.
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>>737080880
>ToT
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>What the fuck is wrong with this game?
it's awful and boring
how they managed to squeak out FF X before Enix raped them to death as their final GOAT is beyond my comprehension
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>start FFIX for the first time yesterday
>find this thread
man this simulation fucking sucks
the devs need to make it less obvious
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>>737110172
I just started FF8 and there's a FF8 thread up too lmao
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>>737107186
I'm more surprised that the anti-IX commie autist isn't here spamming parts of his 10000 page anti-Garnet fanfiction yet
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>>737110172
it has happen to me more than once, the world is truly weirder than fiction lol
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>>737070623
For me it was
>play FFIX
>become an anthro enjoyer (fucking furfag)
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>>737065406
That's just the way it is in those days. Plus have you seen her? She's gorgeous and ass is ON FULL VIEW.

Steiner is a better man than us all for not looking at her like that and going for Beatrix instead.
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Describe sex with Garnet Til Alexandros III.
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>>737110172
>me when popular titles and other people exists

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