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>>737068448
I have Khyleri fatigue

>>737068448
It's a cartoon for kids.

>>737068448
>let me explain le joke 4 times in case you don't get it because you're retarded
>the joke is porn
know your audience I guess

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>>737068448
What’s the joke here? It doesn’t want to evolve?

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>>>/vp/
>>>/trash/

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>>737068448
It actually goes in the urethra

>>737068448
gen 3
the pokemon designs went down the crapper

>>737068626
Male gardevoir

>>737068503
I've been seeing a lot of imitations. I hear you

>>737068448
After Gen 1.

>>737068448
I like how I can instantly recognize this artist

>>737068743
Ohhhhh male pokemon and anal plug. That’s kind of funny.

>>737068448
How come Khyle hasnt been cancelled yet?

>>737068841
AI?

>>737068448
Gen 8. I didn't have a job then, and i don't have it now, so i couldn't possibly get a Switch and its expensive games. Yet i keep buying a lot of PC games, even deluxe 80$ ones.
Why? A mystery.

I do keep up, love the creatures and play on showdown tho.

>>737068448
>Gardevoir doesn’t want it
Okay, so what now?

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So contrarian they've mindbroken themselves to seem above laughing.

>>737068448
I'm pretty sure the command is "Give Item" therefore the joke falls flat

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>>737069054
I posted this because I DIDNT like it. I laugh at NOT liking things.

>>737068841
Its because he uses that retarded filter on all his shit
like how shad used chromatic apparitions

I want to cuddle the fire chicken

POOOOOOOOOORN
MY WHOLE LIFE AND PERSONALITY AND INTERESTS EVOLVE AROUND POOOOORN
THE JOKE IS PORN
SEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>737068448
Why is the Espurr committing suicide

>>737068626
>buttplug
>male gardevoir
>Emma licking the buttplug
>Espurr pointing a gun to his head

>>737069579
We know anon. You don't need to tell us about yourself. You /adv/ for that.

>>737068671
you want me to like pokemon games for awesome gameplay or great graphics?

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>>737068671
Yeah!
Lets talk about all the good games that came out this month-
I WAIT!
THERE AREN'T ANY!!!!
YOU FAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

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>So contrarian they've mindbroken themselves to seem above laughing.

Khyle isn't funny.

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>>737069949
Tomodachi Life and Pragmata both came out today.

>>737069986
Post you're favorite pokemon

>>737069491
Jamal cuddles her closely every night

>>737069969
>lego pokemon creatures
They should've been building crummy pails of water

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Sex
Sells
Have
Sex
Incel

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>>737069969
oh he mad

>>737068448
after silver / gold
i was already tired of the formula by the second game. i have absolutely no fucking clue how the video game part of the franchise has endured this much stagnation and still be successful. people are genuinely mindless insects

>>737068448
Hoenn after you defeat Kyogre/Groudon. For whatever reason I just couldn't be bothered to continue the game.
Additionally, the game felt lifeless and shallow compared to Johto. Kanto had the saving grace of being graphically deficient enough that you could imagine the actual game in your head as you played.

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What's the point of a buttplug. Like what does it do for you.

>>737070434
It plugs

>>737070109
A frenchman, how vile.

>>737068723
that sounds fun

>>737070434
If you are a guy then it stimulates the prostate and that leads to more intense orgasms, same way some people ask to stick a finger up their ass
if you are a girl then I have no fucking idea, maybe they are just whores who want to be stuffed

>>737070434
Try walking Or sitting down with one

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>>737070434
some people get some pleasure out of it. t. guy who had a "technically virgin" cousin who probably ran her ass with more things than Iori from Idolmaster.

>>737068626
The JOKE is SEX!!! HAHAHA!!! Isn't that FUNNY?? BUTTPLUGS LOL
I'm so fucking HORNY!! SEX!! BIG SLOPPY SEX WITH A VAGINA!! BIG WET SLOPPY LOUD SEX IN A BUTTHOLE! SEX! SEX! SEXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

i prefer my 'voirs as futas

>>737070707
BIG
GREEN
HORSECOCK

>>737068448
gen7 is when i totally gave up on it like not even caring about new mons at all
the entire franchise is utterly irrelevant to me now

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Someone in this thread got their mind shattered like a NTR ugly bastard doujin.

>>737070687
settle down beavis

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>>737069949
Opus and Pragmata are coming out with 24h of each other. I am choking on bread.

>>737068503
He's a good artist and has great discipline. But he's always clout chasing and creating things that are algorithm bait. I want to say he genuinely likes DDLC however.

Why did Pokemon give up on making high quality products? Pokopia was really nice, but it wasn't even made by Game Freak. Embarrassing.

>>737070687
People who get those wires crossed in the brain where they think funny=sex are too far gone and need to be culled or preemptively put on a sex offender registry as a matter of public health and safety.

>>737068448
after sun/moon

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>>737070967
Because Pokemon fans are the biggest shiteating retards on the planet. They will literally consume anything.

>>737070967
they just don't have to
the subhuman fanbase cultist will buy their shit games anyway

>>737068448
When I turned 11.

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>>737070687
Wait a minute

Did you draw this?
>>737068671

>>737070434
it feels good going in and if it's a e-strim if feels good while inside
it also feels good being pulled out.

>>737070967
>Why did Pokemon give up on making high quality products?
Because it was a fluke. After gen 2, which was just a refinement on gen 1, the whole IP started its steady decay into mediocrity. The spinoffs remained more interesting. I found XD and Colosseum more interesting than RSE and Mystery Dungeon R/B and especially Sky better than any DS mainline game. It's a shame that despite the mindshare actual Roguelikes aren't very popular. My buddy that plays alot of "roguelikes" in his own words wasn't even aware that the term came from the game Rogue, much less what kind of gameplay that involved.

>>>/vp/

>>737070967
It's because it's too successful, legitimately. Pokemon as a media franchise totally has totally outpaced the games, which means there's a lot of money riding on production that can't wait on the slower cadence of video game development, and Game Freak was too incompetent to keep up with the switch to 3D and then HD, and too stubborn to outsource it to other companies. Not that I blame them, the moment they admit that someone can do better than them, they lose that cash cow forever.

>>737070687
You sound bitter.

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>>737070967
Go check out the Blokees figures. Genuinely awesome and high-quality and I hope they come to the US outside of a few online shops like BBTS. The quality being taken out of the games sucks but if it's being distributed amongst toys then it's a worthy tradeoff. The SMG movie toys were neat too.

>>737070434
https://exhentai.org/tag/cosplayer:asagi+kawaii

>>737070434
I think for the gays its a humiliation thing. Like "oooh im such an emasculated faggot I have stuck a dildo up my ass in submission please pozz me daddy"

>>737068448
>played blue as a child
>played one of the ones on DS as a teen but was kinda bored of it, enjoyed mario kart w my friends way more
>never collected all the pokemons, just beat the gym leaders or elite 4 or whatever and quit.

Honestly even blue got ruined cause kids were duping mewtwos and duping rare candies to make shit lvl 999 so what was the point in even trading unique shit from blue to gain unique shit from red?

Glad I never got into the cards either.

Its just such a braindead game press A, so many random encounters.
One of my friends used to play it like an idle game where he'd just press buttons while at work and not even look at it or engage with it. I thought it was mentally ill.

>>737070434
Have you honestly seen how cute the heart-shaped ones look? If i was a girl i'd totally get one.

>>737068448
After ORAS. Even that was a bit late, I feel like I should have given up on it earlier.

>>737070434
it remodels your shithole

>>737068448
This last game is where I've fully given up. To be fair, it hasn't been worth playing since S/M, but I was still holding out some hope. With Z-A being trash, I'm past hoping for better. Only things worth engaging with pokemon wise are the memes and porn.

>>737068671
This but unironically

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>>737070128
thirty-fifth post best post

>>737070994
So you mean 90% of 4chan deserves to be culled, since all the "jokes" people make here involves them wanting to have sex with and/or masturbate to females.

>>737070434
>errmm, how does the butt plug affect you personally? ,':^)

>>737068448
The joke!!!! Its sex!!!!!! Yes!!

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>>737068448
Around X & Y
Nuzlocking old games from time to time is still fun though

>I-IS THAT B-BAWDY HUMOR?!?!? AAAAACK HELP ME JESUSMAN I AM GOING INSANE

>>737068448
Gen 5, got tricked into getting X, and then was totally done

I really have to start making my threads with art from this fag

>>737069969
Why are millennials like this?

>>737072337
Yes

When I turned 15

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The thumbnail made me think it was one of those candy rings you could get from a gumball dispensing machine.

>>737072403
Eww... sex is icky

>>737071468
But not wrong.

>>737072983
The parasocial obsession kinda is.

>>737072738
>t. watches gaymazing digital circus and negroid streamers

well the last one I boughted was pearl / diamond for the DS, haven't played one since then except replaying emerald about a decade ago after I found my gameboy micro in the attic with a copy of emerald in it.

>>737071249
Is that a yes?

>>737073267
The what? He's not vicariously living through internet strangers, he's making fun sub 80 IQ imbeciles clapping like seals at any mention of sex. You're just spouting big words at things you don't like hearing.

>>737073832
unlike me, the 8 billion iq chad that has mental breakdowns at the mention of sex

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The joke? Sex

>>737074097
Pokemon have naturally servile natures

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>>737073946
It's not even the mention of sex anymore, implication or possible construal causes these guys to freak

Pavlov's spergs

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>>737070967
The actual answer isn't that they've given up, it's that they're struggling. Game Freak wants to have their cake and eat it too, but they can't and something's gotta give eventually.

They want to remain a relatively small and tight studio and not become the mega studio messes that things like Assassins Creed are nowadays (GF is about 200 people, compare to the average modern AC team with 1,000+). The problem is this was viable with regular output for them when their games were on the DS, less so for the 3DS and even less so now.

They clearly want to keep the series fresh. They've experimented much more radically in recent games than ever before. But they just don't have the manpower or modern technical knowledge to keep up with regular releases on modern hardware.

At the very least it's something they're aware of, as Wind/Waves has the longest dev time of one of their games in a while.

All that said, I still enjoy and play their games, but recognise their flaws. Nothing else delivers the same experience, and yes I do play the competitors too (actually just finished Time Stranger last night, it was rad).

>>737068448
What's Espurr holding?

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>>737068503
>is that an artist I recognize
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP STOP POSTING IT
What the fuck is wrong with you retards every single time?

>>737073321
>>737070247
Joined 41%

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Imagine how big her plug would be...

>>737076587
Thank you for falling on the sword and giving the earnest answer to the daily shitpost. It's how I feel as well, I just stopped bothering to type it.

>>737070128
>>737072303
I never knew meowth could be cute

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The Pokemon Company have tacitly endorsed Gardevoir and Meowscarada as officially approved "for sex with humans" waifumons in the past year or so. They've pivoted away from 20+ years of never openly implying that stuff (outside of a few in game lore bits about the distant past) to leaning into it now between the anime and the Gardevoir Poketoon short.

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>>737077647
Wives are green
Money is also green

>>737068671
I look like this and say this

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>>737077762
Japanese money is different colors though, some is pink some is green

>>737068671
YWNBAJ

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>>737069054
>mfw I know that Gardevoir

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>>737077576
he's a little cat fella what's not to like

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>>737077889
I don't think any of them are pink actually

>>737068448
Mostly official stuff I like fangames and the games inspired by pokemon

You can pinpoint the moment the franchise's mainline games quality started to decline
>Make gen 5 a reboot and remove the older mons
>People didn't like that and want the older mons
>"Aw dang it people don't like new stuff better pander to nostalgia"
>Rush Gen 6 making the game feel like it's still in beta with a gimmick that can attract older fans
>The games sucked but people liked the nostalgic stuff so it made bank
And now every new game that tries bring something new ends up being halfassed because the devs were rusheed cuz now the franchise is just merch first and game later

I will say Gen 10 so far looks better than i expected hopefully it ends up as a good game for the industry standard rather than just the pokemon standard

>>737077647
You're about 10+ years too late.

>>737078820
The 5000 yen bill is, though I could see that being purple instead

>>737068448
I started having concerns when GO was made. Then I ended up dropping the game after USUM, this eventually led me to cut ties with Nintendo altogether.

>>737079183
People say this but it's not true, officially Pokemon always danced around the subject because it's a kids game, there has been a notable recent shit though.
You can especially see it in the new anime which is much more shounen than kodomo in demographic.

The first time I got stoned I ate a particularly strong edible and tried playing Pokemon (Black 2), and as it took effect I started getting a terrible sense of existential dread as I continued to play until I turned it off and realized that literally everything else felt like a better thing to do. I played Pokemon up into Sun and Moon, but after that experience it was never quite the same.

>>737079586
Sorry, the last Pokemon game I bought and played was Ultra Moon. I forgot they did that.

>>737079453
After gold and silver it wasn't. Because the og fans pokemon has retained were either adults or teenagers.

Ever since they've tacitly admitted it.

PLA ans PZA should have been the basis of pokemon going forward, with X and Y's full poke-amie. With lots and lots of trainers to fight and wild zones and such.

>>737079847
>Z-A
Fuck no, that shit is horrid

>>737070434
It's going to be funny to see an entire generation wearing pampers before they turn 40

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>>737068448
>guy goes from making edgy jokes to nothing but LOL SEX GET IT?
sure man get that bag I guess

>>737070686
I find it odd that you just knew your cousin rammed her ass often with objects.

>>737068671
The sausage sheep looks awesome, hell yeah

I bet paintdog evolves into Sif with a paintbrush

>>737068448
The artstyle in SV was genuinely fucking ugly so I never played Gen 9. It looks like Gen 10 is keeping the same shitty nuPixar-tier character models so I think I'm just done.
PLA was a good sendoff for me.

>>737077576
Meowth, I think, has a pretty cute design that's in part been too heavily affected by the personality of the anime character.

>>737068448
umm yeah....khyle isn't funny...

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>>737068448
Gen 2 was such a smelly piece of dogshit, I gave up on the series

>>737068448
Gen 7

>>737068448
After x/y, not because it was bad or anything though. I enjoyed it, but after that I was done buying Nintendo hardware in general. If they don't want to make more money by releasing on PC it's their choice. If their calculations say they will make more by staying exclusive good on them. I'm just not bothering anymore

>>737068448
After playing Crystal via emulator, around 2004.

>>737080278
I have a suspicion that he got mass reports or something, hence why his drawings are so mellowed out now.

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>>737068503
Here

>>737070967
In general, the bigger the franchise, the more control and red tape to go through. Minecraft has a similar issue.
Pokemon games were also noted to have an extremely small budget compared to the money they made in sales.

>>737076712
A gun
The joke is that it's going to kill itself before she can shove that up its ass

>Digimon humons get bashed by every retard on internet
>Anthro and humanoid pokeman get free pass

I never get this stupid shit.

>>737081563
>whores in cosplay vs humanoid monsters
hope that helped

>>737080135
The BASIS. It should have had normal pokemon bolted atop it's new mechanics.

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>>737068671

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>>737068448
This was the exact moment.

>>737081951
WRONG.
X and Y had some truly awesome shit in. Poke amie has yet to be bettered.

>>737070307
That's a vore artist.

>>737082414
It also had superb online, tons of features that are rarely discussed now like Friend Safari and Super Training, and was the last generation to feature actual map design, puzzles, and such instead of hallways or wide open bland empty space.
Though personally I think the Pokemon designs were weak (My favorite type is bug and a ton of Vivillon forms don't do much for me) and I don't care about Mega Evolution.
People tend to malign it because it is the single easiest game in the entire series to play blind. No amount of "but every other game falls to maxed out starter pokemon" can change this. It is absolutely pathetic.
Overall still not that bad though. Best customizing of trainers too, shame ZA didn't follow through on that legacy.

>>737083046
Yep, pokemon should have become x/y + pla and pza. It should have built ON the good stuff.

>>737083154
I enjoyed PLA a lot but I do want to say that odd numbered gens have most of my favorite designs (e.g. Slither Wing, Golisopod, etc.) so it'd be nice if that could also carry over.

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Look at this shiny Rhyhorn I found

>>737068671
Is the guy intentionally drawn to be synthetic man or is that just a coincidence?

>>737070567
Retard, a plug isn't deep enough to touch your prostate.

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>>737083351
Nice, dude! I started a new B2 save the other day and got this girl unexpectedly

Consider gardevoir, but pregnant

>>737068503
Fpbp

>>737076792
Glad I'm not the only one realizing this. It's attention-whoring plain and simple.
>i recognize this artist look at me!!!! give me karma!!

>>>/vp/

>>737068448
gen 4

>pokemon world have hot girls
>even Jenny and Joy are good looking girls
>BETTER FUCK THE POKEMON
>EVEN THE MALE ONES TOO!
What

>>737068448
I played one and had my fill of the franchise, I think it was Emerald.
These games all play the same anyways, so there really isn't much incentive to play the others.
It's fine for what it is thought, I can understand why it is popular.

>>737068448
After gen 2.

>>737068448
>"The Battle Frontier project has started!"

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>>737070994
Sex jokes can be funny
It just has to be funny first and not be the only joke they can make

i love sex joek

>>737083738
>timid
boy got real lucky

>>737084662
Eh, both of Serperior's attack stats are the same, I'll turn it to Modest if I move her to champions someday.

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>>737068448
Kek!

>>737068503
I have I have Khyleri fatigue fatigue

>>737080491
she thought I was too young to understand.

>>737079453
Didn't Ash get kissed by a Latias like two decades ago?

>>737068503
It's always a sex joke with Gardevoir, May, Lopunny, and Dawn. Or some shit about May or Dawn killing and eating their Pokemon; I think this fag has like 5 different works of Dawn turning Piplup into a thanksgiving dinner

>>737084097
>Hebes
>Hags
>Animals
I shan't be holding myself back from any group
Multiple flowers in each hand, that's the ideal

>>737084097
You can capture the Pokemon and do whatever you want to them
Generally it's illegal to go capture Flannery and do whatever you want with her, the manga had this happen and that was definitely from a bad guy

>>737070434
so many posts and not one gave a proper answer.

they’re used to stretch you.

>>737068503
fpbp

>>737078031
appkejack?

>>737070434
it trains your butthole to take a peepee easier

>>737068448
That's much too small. Needs to be at least the size of a tennis ball.

>>737083540
prostate is like two knuckles in dude it's not a fucking cervix

>>737090968
Knuckles?

>>737090881
You gotta work up slowly

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>>737068671
Real, I have gooner fatigue.

>>737085950
Good lord...she did it in front of you?

>>737070434
It makes girls more hornier. If you pull it out from the butthole they tend to squirt all over the place

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>>737068537

Worked for thousands of years. Why change the formula?

>>737068448
When I stopped being a child.

>>737091173
If that was my gardevoir, it would already be past that.

>>737091243
>redditfrog troon

>>737092224
Maybe their anus resets when they evolve. They do get stronger

>>737070687
I can go on xitter and probably find a quote tweet just like this written by a 17 year old troon

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>>737070434
Afaik it is used to stretch out your butthole for a dick to go inside of it.
So either a woman wants to have anal sex or a man wants to have anal sex so they use it.

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>>737070434
it stretches their asshole open so its easier to take cock
it also leaves them incontinent

>>737070434
I make my imaginary girlfriend wear one all the time.

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Stop sexualizing innocent magical critters from a children's franchise.

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>>737094710
Shut up

>>737068671
I mean, he's not wrong.
Pokemon has its own board, and the only threads that get posted here are about epic maymes and porn, not the actual games

Stop joking about sex! It triggers my autism stop it!!

Tfw no Arcanine gf

>>737069969
What an ethnically diverse friend group

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>>737094710

>>737068503
Fpbp

>>737076792
>>737083925
The problem is that he's making the same joke all the time, idiots

>>737080743
The only thing I ever learned about Gen 2 was there was an owl Pokemon and it came out with some kind of tedious day-night system. I saw that and said "I'm good"

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>>737080175
>>737094440
I actually wonder how true this really is
I've dropped many fat logs in my life and my assholes fine, and we never hear about this stuff happening with chicks who do loads of hard anal and use massive toys

>>737094440
>>737096630
Pretty sure that guy would have been incontinent even without the buttsex. I've been putting dildos up my butt for around twenty years since I was about 15 or 16, and I've never had continence issues.

>>737096630
Probably like any other muscle. Try to do too much too fast and you'll do permanant damage.

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>Yamdere Gardevoir murders her trainer by chest-spike impalement

Honestly ive been getting back into pokemon. Za and arceus were closer to what i wanted the series to go to like 10 years ago.
I guess you could say i have up back on sun and moon. But it didnt really feel like giving up. I liked z-moves and aome of the new pokemon were cool. But i was kinda broke and not in a hurry to buy more games so i j just didnt.

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>>737096630
Women are also affected by this. Literally any anal porn actress you can think of wears diapers. They often have to wear buttplugs when they show up during events and stuff. And the actual movies aren't much better, the enema obsession japanese porn(doujinshi as well, surprisingly) can give you a slight insight into the reality of things, but it's like, wayyy worse than you would think. Smells like hell, too.
Porn is a dirty, dirty business, and it's absolutely not that sexy kind of dirty.

It's just not talked about, for obvious reasons. And the less obvious push towards anal by the usual suspects. Y'know, no babies, having to depend on "medical system" due to the complications(diseases too), dildos you can sell to males(literally wasn't even a thing 20 years ago), all the lube, etc.

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>>737070128
>>737072303
>>737077576
I have a shiny Meowth. Please observe it.

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>>737096060
weird how I dont see people like you also complaining about the constant gacha threads despite mobile games also having their own board

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>>737068448
Sun and moon, since then just a spectator of the franchise.
Dynamaxing opening the flood gates for sizefaggotry fetish porn was neat.

>>737068448
When I got a new gaming handheld after my ‘eck ACKED and wasn’t limited to DS era games emulated on my phone
I still check e621 and trash for pokepussy

>>737068509
Old men watch football and they did that as children too

>>737070434
It feels like having to take a shit, constantly
and the feeling never goes away
fags are just masochists

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>>737068503
Fpbp
>What if I took [popular characters] from [popular media] and made them do something LEWD?

>>737098546
What if you stopped taking HRT and your penis worked again?

>>737070687
relax man

>>737096846
Lucky guy.

>>737098593
Imagine being such a bigoted chud in 2026

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>>737099183
Are you sure you don't just need to drink more water?

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>>737097418
Reading about the consequences of anal sex isn’t what i expected in a Pokemon thread.

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SEX IS THE JOKE

>>737099314
Two litres a day and plenty of fiber and execise AND shitting meds.
I'm desperate.
>>737099246
He's a funny guy.

>>737096846
>human face
Trash

>>737099452
>>737099452
>>737099452
>>737099452

>>737099390
you said it already move on with yout life

>>737098593
It would be extremely painful

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>>737099546
I hate when they give her a nose.

>>737068905
cancelled how and for what exactly?
he's a jungle asian probably living off this and such content is 100% allowed on twitter.

>>737096846
Like Shrikes, some Gardevoir and Lucario impale human women on their chestspike in order to attract a mate.

>>737096630
Your bung gole is a muscle for things to EXIT. Not enter. It breaks after repeated use the wrong way around.

>>737068448
>The joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2R26mgxk8E

>>737068448
>Character: The image features a male Gardevoir, identified as level 32 with 67 HP remaining.

>Item: The trainer is attempting to give the Gardevoir a Mega Stone, which is shaped like a heart-shaped ruby.

>Context: This artwork by khyleri depicts a comedic or awkward situation where the item being offered is shaped like a functional item intended for insertion into the body.

>Scene Focus: The Gardevoir appears distressed or embarrassed by the situation.

Oh okay.

>>737102447
On the other hand I hate when the green V on her face is too long. That new gardevoir short agreed with me, thankfully.

>>737068448
X and Y as I never had a 3DS.

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>>737068448
>reaction
that's a suppository isn't it

>>737104110
Buttplug.

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>>737094440
Imagine the bloodbath of that 21st birthday

>>737070434
To please their male partner. Anything anal related does nothing for women.

>>737080743
>Miltank listed as ........
>when literally everyone who's played gen 2 has had to face Whitney's Miltank, a Pokémon that cannot be reasonably beaten without actual strategy or overleveling
Ironically, by making it a bunch of ellipses, this image puts Miltank on par with Red.

>>737104410
lol virgin

>>737090968
If the prostate is so close, why are gay men such sizequeens who only want giant dicks stretching them?

>>737091083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXglHbYB1Y4

>>737104790
asking the real questions here. genuinely why is that?

>>737080743
Nigga, your pixels?

>>737101784
4U

I'm not opening that link.

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>>737068448
When they announced x and y and it wasn't 2d

>>737068671
>>737081884
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%3E%3E%3E%2Fvp%2F/
take a shot each time you see the hpyerlink used in a meaningful and non faggoty conversation.

>>737104790
They get a kick out of doing perverted shit, and then they need to keep doing more perverted things to get the same kick. It's the same with all forms of addiction to lust, and really that's all homosexuality is

>>737068448
when i stopped being a kid since it's made for kids
and no the amount of fan-made porn and mentally ill people obsessing over it doesn't change that fact
also >>>/vp/

>>737105313
Scared of the truth homo

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>>737099390

>>737068448
ORAS not having casino + battle frontier

The fucking old guy giving you a half assed explanation in the town on WHY there was no casino was even worse than quietly having it discarded.

>>737105656
I just noticed this motherfucker showed up in a Demon Slayer t-shirt.

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>>737094440
>That one story of a dude's dog not wanting to even look at him anymore after the dog accidentally saw him bottoming

>>737068448
sometime around 2011
I don't remember why
I just jack off to the porn now

>>737096846
>weird face
>lipstick
what a horrible looking picture

ORAS made me give up

>>737070245
Who is this?

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>>737068448
S&M. It wasn't even that bad but I could recognize that everything going forward was going to be a new low and I was right.

>>737068503
This but dives

>>737068448
When Game Freak decided to give up Pokemon and make half-assed games.

>>737068448
I started with gen 1 and by the time fire red came out I couldn't bring myself to finish it because it was so boring

>>737069949
Mega Man Star Force collection

>>737068671
the gabumon cubone is lowkey kino. Pokemon x Digimon could be a gigantic collaboration

>>737074097
>>737074451
pokemon never do the "muh master" bullshit. they look for trainers to get trained. they're called GYMS for fucks' sake do you call your personal trainer your daddy as well?

>>737110551
Only when he brings out the pup mask.

>>737110551
>do you call your personal trainer your daddy as well?
...

>>737097418
You like making thing up, don't you?

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>>737110551
They're fed Pokemon food, groomed, and are cleaned up after. It's a master/slave dynamic.

>>737068503
I love how bored and safe fan-art has gotten now that Shad is gone, and now anyone making anything risque and being known for it is some sort of pariah on the same level. Even though you faggots make more low brow jokes than this on the daily, implying some of the most heinous things.

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>>737112138
That's pretty fucked up
I wonder why animal rights activist don't exist in pokemon

>>737112709
have you played a pokemon game before

I heard that women (and men?) clean their anuses before an anal session, but is it really that clean? There aren't fecal particles still inside there? Because that would be gross and disgusting

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>>737112839
no

>>737112843
If you do a proper clean then no, but it takes hours.

>>737110551
>he doesn't know about the maid and butler Pokemon

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>>737112790
>the lopunny with joker in the background
Nice.