>>737089853
>picks ironchad
>takes every “bait” card
>hunts every elite with 32 max HP
>still winstreaks

maybe /v/ just sucks at the game???

Every time this board says “X is unpickable” it just means you can’t autopilot it. Ironclad isn’t weak, you guys just refuse to draft block unless it says “draw 3”.

Elite hunting is only “bad” if your deck is dogshit and you path like a coward. You’ve got Offering+, Shrug It Off x2, Flame Barrier+, and a pile of strength scaling. Of course it works.

Crazy how playing the video game instead of repeating tier list memes results in wins. Hmmm indeed.

>>737090243
Dude, they say relics are bad and the fucking Drill was run-defining, not to mention paper phrog and ice cream and even vambrace. Drill gave me an almost completely free Hydras, and was still being useful against Infested Prism in act 3. I love the Drill now.

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THIS is phobia mode?
What kind of gay fucking phobias are people making up these days?

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>>737091262
Should be this instead

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I want to stop sucking so bad at this game.

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ironclad isnt the weakest, necrobinder is.

>>737090243
based ironchad. They just cope and say you must be cheating if you don't suck and follow a stupid tier list.

>>737092618
>i keep getting hard filtered by a10 silent
i'd like to place an order for 3 pallets of over please

>>737092932
>A10 Silent
I've beaten A10 twice with Silent and once with Necro. I can't beat it on anyone else.

>>737092932
Funny enough silent is the one I struggle the most with at A10, but its a cakewalk with anyone else since they mostly don't get hard countered like she does

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patch sux
kill all lizers

I know you dumbass can't read Chinese, so I'm translating it into your grandpa's white-ass language to f*cking roast your ass.

Alright, alright, let’s watch these bigshots with their pale-ass “noble bloodlines” wriggling around in Advanced 0 like gutter bugs, trying so hard to flex their “mad game sense” while simultaneously purging dissent, spouting racist crap, and kissing the devs’ ass all over the forums!

Look at them—literally less verbally intimidating than a three-year-old and can’t offer a shred of useful game advice (all they do is hoard a bunch of useless cards and scuttle around Advanced 0 like cockroaches breeding out of control, only to get booted straight back to the tower by Anthony-sama’s little clever tricks). Because they contribute zero to this game’s playability or longevity, all they can do is rage impotently and blame Chinese players for “being too picky,” huh?

Don’t make me laugh, you bunch of m*ther-f***ing inbred pale pigs!

On Chinese gaming forums, your so-called status is even lower than cheaters. (Oh wait, I forgot—you guys love downloading “mods” from Nexus that are basically cheats, right? No wonder you’re inferior even to domestic players who cheat just for vanity. You’re greedy, self-righteous, vain as hell, can’t handle any criticism, and blind to anything beyond your tiny brain—no wonder everyone looks down on you!)

Stop acting like clowns on crack, and go back to your grandpa-white-skinned milk bottle, suck it down, and stay out of the way.

>>737089853
>A8
The game is free before A9. A9 is the only ascension that matters.

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Hostan, A9
Will embark with 3/4
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775242172418375/76561198094567415

>>737093376
3/4
Waiting 3 mins then starting.

>>737093376
I'll hit ready as soon as you admit that the best character is [Insert the one you hate the most]

>>737093562
Okay... I actually like them all a fair bit, though I find Regent to be the one who's the most underbaked is actually really good

>half health
>chance a late act 2 elite like a fool
>oh it's prism, this is easy
>no block cards first turn, that's okay
>no block second turn, alright this is pretty bad
>no block cards third turn
it was punishment for my hubris, it's the only explanation

>Get entire shop when you enter
oh yeah its bloatmaxxing time

>>737093660
Last parasol run I had somehow worked smoothly. I think the key is hitting 3+ shops so you have so many relics the random deck somehow works. The colorless cards put in work.

>>737089853
Seal of gold is so much better than ecto. I've won every run I've taken it so far.

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>>737093194
>he didn't eat the egg

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you should take this every run

>>737094032
I fuarking love prismatic gem

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>>737094032
I've only ever encountered it once in my 100hr playtime and I skipped it

>start run
>encounter regular mob that does 20-30 damage every turn
>close game

>>737094716
which regular mob does that?

>>737094807
Bird

>>737094830
but it does 17 and then 15 damage on the first two turns and isn't a regular mob

>>737094852
I took Tank

>>737094634
Orobas will remember that and only offer you 6 strike/defend upgrades now. You shouldn't have upset him.

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>>737094920
you win this round

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I had a lot of fun with the first infinite I've ever manged to build until i ran into doormaker

>>737094582
based and rainbowpilled

Prismatic Gem is the “this run is no longer about winning, it’s about sending a message” relic.
>ironclad
>offered Creative AI
>sure why not
>pick up Glacier next floor
>die to Nob because your deck is 26 skills

You don’t take Gem to climb. You take it to discover new, deeply unethical card interactions that should not exist in nature.

Skipping it after 100 hours is crazy though. That was your canon event and you walked away from it.

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>50+ card deck
>27 relics
>at asc10
I'll never have another run quite like it again, and that's sad.

>>737093376
>Roll the big dick forge combo for bosses 1 and 2
>Bottom deck everything boss 3
lol. lmao

>>737095094
lmao
At least now you know that you'll need to start grabbing cards if you see the doormaker at the top, even if you have an infinite going.

>>737095094
what the christ

>>737094807
like 90% of them?

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>>737095293
Because of Prowess, Rainbow Ring and whatever the fuck I had like 8 Strength and 6 Dex.
I drew fucking knife trap to play 33 fucking shivs right as the experiment went out of Intangible.
Man, that was really fun. G fucking G man.

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Has anyone tried the mobile fan port?

>>737095430
such as?

GG you two. I had Fairy in a Bottle banked for a while so I was never really in any danger especially with the star engine online by phase 3 of Test Subject letting me block as much as I needed

>>737095293
>>737095436
Whoever the Silent is, I always see you eating fucktons of damage every /v/ lobby run we have. I know the feeling

>>737095486
Yeah, I suck at this game, but I have fun regardless.

>>737089853
Might plan on joining up some lobbies since I’ve now been forced onto the updated changes on the main branch. How chill are the lobbies? What ascensions are y’all usually tackling?

>>737096163
>Might plan on joining up some lobbies
Welcome aboard anon!
>How chill are the lobbies?
Very
>What ascensions are y’all usually tackling?
Highest we can have, since the maximum is based on the lowest in the lobby. For example if somebody with A4 joins and everybody else is A10, we all get brought down to A4. We've all been pretty cool so far with helping other anons get their ascensions up in multiplayer.

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LOBBY
>LOBBY
LOBBY
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775242176029739/76561198002917239

>>737096163
Get in here anon >>737096457

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>>737096457
2/4 GET IN HERE NIGGERS

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OKAY ADMITTEDLY THAT WENT POORLY
I'LL REHOST

>>737097070
I did get NOT YET thanks to Neow's Bones plus Guilty curse was mild and easily overcome... but it wasn't enough... I didn't have enough block...

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>>737097070
LOBBY
>LOBBY
LOBBY
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775242176767190/76561198002917239
WE WON'T GET FUCKED THIS TIME

if i give up a relic like that gives enchants on pickup gnarled hammer in an event, does it remove the enchantments from the cards? i would assume not, but my deck is kinda relying on the damage right now so i gotta ask.

>>737094032
I've only had this offered twice in all my runs so far

>>737097070
This card is a noob trap btw
Block 10 for 2 lmao

>>737097348
I'm not sure I entirely understand your question, but each card can only have one enchantment on them. You won't be able to put the "Sharp" on a card if it already has another enchantment.

I really like Adaptive Strike

>>737089853
>a8
Literally and figuratively irrelevant, unless you stream your wins it’s worthless

>>737097105
>got two blocks in one card
Woooooooooooow, that was supposed to save you?

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Why is Chang like this?

So now do we host on beta or the normal branch

>>737098641
they are mandated by their government to be offended about something

>>737098641
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurting_the_feelings_of_the_Chinese_people

>>737098641
manlet rage

>>737092798
I agree with this. Necro feels like it has the weakest numbers and the most confined buildpaths. I actually don't really like playing her.

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Am I supposed to take junk cards with an exhaust deck? It was getting really thin during fights, but I wasn't getting any good damage options. I love Bludgeon so much.

>>737099151
>Cinder
AHAHAHAHAHA Ohnonono

>>737099228
It's not too bad with Slither on it. It was the only damage I was presented early on.

WELL BOYS WE TRIED BUT TEST SUBJECT MULTIPLAYER IS A THREE HEADED NIGGER. even though the one headed part is the problem. GG

>>737099151
You're supposed to take some cards that draw more cards for starters, besides just Dark Embrace

Not GG, kind of a waste of time but the lesson is I cannot scale on Echo Form alone. I didn't have any endgame with all that energy I had and it still wasn't enough to do anything. Echo Form into double Knockdown+ for REAL HUGE DAMAGE was the highlight of the run for me honestly. Fuck this shit man

>>737097107
RIP, if i had enough setup time i could've gone infinite on him

>>737099270
And yeah, you need some fodder to feed ashen strike

>>737097348
Most relics that bestow something on something else, like mango, potion belt, and whetstone don't really need to still exist after they granted their bonus to their target. The main ones you want to hold onto are things that trigger based on gameplay events. I'm very certain you would keep the enchants, since these types of relics trigger "on pick-up."

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>>737089853
>a8

I just watched a guy do math for 20 minutes before playing 3 cards.
I will never possess such levels of autism.

>>737100139
Life coach?

Reminder that if you didn't beat a10 before the patch then it's over for you

It will never count again
You will never actually beat the game

>>737100209
Opem counting slow stacks on the statue.

>no patch this week
Oh…

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Snecko is such a mess.

How do you get that link to host rooms?

>>737100502
I finally made Murder work on Silent when I immediately got it after taking Snecko
And then I got to Corrupt it in Act 3
Such a shit card in almost any other circumstance but swinging for 180 with it by turn 5 was nice

today, a7...
tomorrow, a10...

>>737100260
>he didn't play on pre-early access 2024 closed beta
>he will never beat the game

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So if I want to do a multiplayer run, the LOWEST ascension is used for everyone based on the character picked? I'm 6 years old, help.

>>737101034
multiplayer ascensions are separate for some godforsaken reason, though mercifully they're shared between characters
but that means if ANYONE in the lobby has a multiplayer ascension of 0 then you have to play a0

>>737101017
Pre access beta has blood for blood

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>>737101034
Phew, i didn't know what the new doormaker did, was damn lucky to get music box as my act 3 reward i guess. Hang seems pretty good.

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>>737100405
About that.

>>737102540
Yeah, it's just a merge of the last weeks' couple of patches. Nothing new for betachads.

>>737095057
Regent would never

>>737094032
I take it 100% of the time
only seen it once

I feel like I'm just throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks with Ironclad A9+. I never felt this way with Silent, Defect, or Necro at A10.

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I feel like a retard for thinking lava lamp was shit before.

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>have Pael's legion
>didn't draw enough block turn 1 against fucking bugs
>-30 hp
>didn't draw enough block against milidpede
>-36 hp in two turns
WOOOOOOOOOOOW, I LOVE A10, SO FUCKING GREAT TO LOSE ALL HP IN TWO TURNS

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I've been doing almost nothing but clad in solo and multi and god he feels so much better to play now with colossus at uncommon. Blocking is so much easier than it used to be.

>>737104412
>Blocking is so much easier than it used to be.
unless game never offers you it, then it's the same fucking shit

>>737104439
It's the same fucking shit a whole lot less often now so I'll enjoy the change, thanks.

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the cards from this event really aren't bad at all (except clash)
pretty much never take the relic since they're all such shit

>>737104552
I counted that last time I was offered Colossus was 5 runs ago, so 4 runs without single offer of Colossus

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This Ricochet is going to do some fucking NUMBERS

Are beta and main on the same version now?

>>737104634
I took them all from your runs for the benefit of my run just now and I'll keep taking them until you adjust your sass mouth.

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>praise
>angry Chinese man
>praise

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All for one silent

The amount of <10min losses I'm accumulating on A10 Ironclad is ridiculous. At this point I just want a cheap win so I never have to play this retard again.

>>737104579
Rebound feels undeserved in the trash pile even without streamline in spire 2, I'd love to see it with an adaptive strike all for one build.

A10 Test Subject has been ruining my fucking runs. I better not hear people still griping about beta Doorman.

>>737104112
The only success I've found with ironclad is drafting full unga no block
A shame because I loved block clad on 1

>>737104412
feels like a retarded bandaid solution that is still failing to address the root cause

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>>737091262
nothing more scarier den da WOIMZ

>>737104754
at this stage they should just add a third chink branch

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>>737104661
i'm cumming

>>737104927
>failing to address the root cause
What does this even mean? It sounds like you're missing the point of the character.

>>737104754
>(Banned)

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A beautiful Arsenal+Stardust deck ruined by Doorguy's energy steal phase and having draw cards on non-draw phase. Perhaps I shoul've added a second damage options or more star gen.

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>>737105163
Lighter is GOAT.

>>737104927
Where the devs stand on Fasten will probably be a big sign of where they feel on the blocking issue for Ironclad.

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and of course I drew corruption with only strikes as not bound cards despite having mostly skills in my deck, fuck this bullshit

https://files.catbox.moe/zxsfh3.mp4

My Transforms gave me Sweeping Gaze and Neurosurge. Osty builds are so fun

>every act 2 path has like 4 fights in a row before anything else
>literally get hunter killer on the first hard pool fight
>-50hp
>lose two floors later
lol

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>draw bad? YOU LOSE
absolute bullshit

>>737106546
also ZERO NOT YET FROM ALL STOKE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I blame devs for fucking my rng

>>737106593
Stoke is a horrendous meme, I'm finally willing to admit.

>>737106616
stoke was great, I didn't get Dark Embrace(of course they made it rare so fuck you exhaust builds) so had to rely on Joss Paper for draw, So Stoke would give me about 1.5 card draw, fuel Ashen Strike and 20 block

>>737106616
I wish it was better but needing to spend energy on random cards that are themselves not free is always a recipe for getting fucked.

>>737106695
Yeah stoke was good before they changed it, I don't see myself ever picking this anymore.

>>737106616
>1 mana for infinite block with FnP and scaling for your exhaust wincon(that stoke will give you)
Stoke is a literal instawin.

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>>737106616
Stoke is basically Dead Branch lite now bro. Got it from Neow the other day and picked up a Feel No Pain right after. Basically carried the run for me, didn't even get any real card draw until Act 3.

>>737106797
>1 mana for 16-24 block when you have FnP+ already in play and now a hand full of random full-cost cards for your deck cycle instead of actually trimming down the bullshit you don't want
Part of your "exhaust wincon" is getting trash out of the way so you can draw those ashen strikes more often and stoke does not do that anymore. It was way stronger before.

>>737106850
It's dead branch that costs energy / draw, to be fair. And you have to have it in hand with trash you want to burn.

>>737106925
>Part of your "exhaust wincon" is getting trash out of the way
Which stoke does.
> and stoke does not do that anymore.
Stoke gives you ashen strike.

>>737106546
Pranked

>>737107046
>Which stoke does.
No it doesn't because it replaces your hand of exhausted cards with a hand of random cards.
>gives you ashen strike
occasionally, along with a hand full of other random bullshit. That will clog up your discard/draw pile.

Corruption should have innate for being a bloody ancient relic, it used to be a rare for god's sake and wasn't as strong as Echo Form(that's still rare) and Wraith Form

>>737107149
I haven't F2d yet but I still think Ironclad needs touches, even if I don't feel he's horrible.
if they want Vuln to be an archetype, we need more appliers like Break. Corruption being 1/50 runs feels terribly sad. I don't think Not Yet moved the needle.
Once I finish my A10 grind I'll say he just need smoothing.

>>737107098
>No it doesn't because it replaces your hand of exhausted cards with a hand of random cards.
And some of them exhaust other cards or themselves. Or are powers.
>occasionally, along with a hand full of other random bullshit.
It's called a toolbox.

What are good draw cards for Regent? The 2-cost one always feels too expensive to me

>>737107292
Glow+ is a staple card 90% of the time.

HOW THE FUCK DO I PLAY DEFECT
FUICK
SIHYT
HOHNGDAMN

>>737107292
glow is excellent and glimmer is also alright
prophesize only works in decks where most of your attacks/block are star cards so you can use energy for drawing them

>>737107335
just make a bunch of orbs and let god sort it out, makes it to at least a5

>>737089853
How do I git gud? I keep getting filtered on the 2nd map.

and Forgotten Soul is SUCH a shit relic. How's that even an option?
>here you have 3-9 times weaker Charon Ashes(and it's only good in few Necro and Clad decks) or your core card no longer exhausts

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i swear it used to just be shit like stabby and slavers that open fights like this, now it feels like every random mook is taking chunks out of you for having a bad turn one

>>737107598
Instead of some rooms chipping you away like in sts1 (avocado & rat, snake plant) every room is designed to do it now on high ascensions, and pretty much everyone can see it. Its made high ascensions even more draw good than they already were in sts1. Especially the bosses at the end of each act
>Killed waterfall giant too slow? Eat 40
>Draw bad against queen? Eat 50
>Can't kill test subject in 3 turns? Eat 60
>Play a lot of cards? Hunter killer
>Trying to save hp? Pill bug/Thorn toad/Double nibbits

Really only have a 5-10% winrate at A10 compared to how broken you can get in sts1.

remove cost increase making it into the update is cringe
why is megacrit so racist against thin decks

>>737106938
>And you have to have it in hand with trash you want to burn.
Since Stoke itself doesn't exhaust, it doesn't even matter that much if you exhaust a decent card with it - just Stoke again the next time you draw it.

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I seriously don't understand wtf I'm supposed to do against Doormaker now, doesn't he counter basically every build?

yeah I simply can't win with Ironclad on a10
>watch vmService video explaining how not to lose on Ironclad
>his first card is fasten
>his second card is Bludgeon
oh great, just get lucky

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why are people mad

>>737108010
No idea. The energy phase is awful

>>737108010
Play shit you don't mind exhausting on turn 2(or eat dmg to face if they're essential for later), and then just block+do dmg until you kill on next exhaust or draw phase, it's the easiest act 3 boss now

>>737108079
>people
Does he know?

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>>737108079

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>>737108079
false advertisement

>>737095297
alternatively if nonupeipe offers you diadem that's pretty good into door boy
and literally everything else but specifically door

>>737108010
nu-doorman is like the epitome of how megacrit seems to want to balance the entire game
anti-infinite with draw restriction and energy increase, and anti-thin deck with the forced exhausts

i suppose it would help to go into the fight with a bunch of extra HP so you can just facetank the turns where he counters you and go ham on him when he's on a phase that doesn't

What are some cards you underrated but now feel are a lot better after climbing?
I now consider one copy of Stampede to be a must-take on Ironclad.

>>737108292

Sculpting Strike on Necro

Making anything you want Ethereal gives you an insane amount of control over following turns, let alone the obvious synergies.

>>737108287
unlees you draw your damage on exhaust phase, or dont draw enough on non-draw, on need more than 2 cards to survive energy phase, then you just die

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Me and my zoomie bird son saying "frfr 67 just spam shivs nocap fr bro :skull:"

>>737107286
>some cards aren't junk
Great glad to hear it. Still not nearly as good as when the end result of me using stoke was getting all of these cards gone and away, and having my hand filled with cards that I know are in my draw pile. If you could at least play the first card you made for free, or the cards were free the turn they were made like out of a potion, then it would be some actual value. But as it stands it's not that at all.
>It's called a lootbox
You're called an idiot.

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I feel like there was miscommunication about who to depict in Backflip art
This is NOT Silent, looks more like Ironclad with twin braids

>>737108292
kek bur

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Thank you doom potion.

>>737108292
meant to quote this >>737108453

but to answer the question, I feel like I've come around a lot on Deadly Poison and Snakebite, they're not "good" cards but they often solve Laga and Soul Fysh

>>737108010
>>737108079
the playerbase of this game is so fucking retarded. the game is easier overall now but because doormaker forces you to think 2% more instead of play exactly the way you played all 20 other combats up to this point, and shitters can't comprehend how to play around exhaust and think exhausting a card is an instant loss, they start having a hissy fit and review bombing.

>>737108489
I don't understand what's hard to grasp, you exhaust the bad cards and keep the good ones.
>free cards
Stoke is already an extremely high value card. Never give balancing advice again.

>>737108654
I don't think those posters are A10. Doormaker is not harder than Test Rapist in the current game.

>>737108404
sculping strike is a super fucking slow way to exhaust your deck down and you don't get any synergies for making a card ethereal and just exhausting it

I wrote a F2 feedback about Silent feet. I hope they won't stop reading my feedbacks after that

>>737108706
>you exhaust the bad cards
Yes, and replace them with more bad cards and some that might be decent and will still be full cost. You seem to think that every time you use stoke you'll just get bloodlettings and ashen strikes, but you'll probably get twin strikes, armas, blood walls, thunderclaps, sword boomerangs, iron waves, howls, stomps, all manner of things that you are not happy to have added to your deck for the combat.
>stoke is an extremely high value card
How valuable stoke is will depend heavily every single time you use stoke. I'm happy yo used it once and had it work out but it's a card of very inconsistent value. I don't want rares that are specifically designed to synergize with my build to be of inconsistent value. Getting a rare card reward that is made for your current build should be better than inconsistent.

>>737108623
And then I died to the Knowledge Demon, damn it.

>>737089853
I HATE GAMES WITH CARDS

Host?

>>737109776
many such cases

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>>737108654
I've beaten A10 with every character pre-patch without using infinites once and I think the new Doormaker is not that well designed. 2/3 of its phases will generally counter a majority of builds and it's far too dependent on getting decent draws so that whatever phase the boss is currently in doesn't prevent you playing your hand effectively.

>just play your bad cards on the exhaust turn lmao
>just play less cards on the energy turn lmao
>just don't do any draw on the no-draw turn lmao

And then you're dead.

>>737110378
just wait for act 4

>>737110378
doormaker is a lot less threatening than test subject hitting you for 11xn+1 for each turn p2 is going on

>>737110378
Doormaker is more anti-fun than he his deadly.

>>737109989
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775242197550629/76561198076213196
let's go die to test subject .

>>737110378
oh no the boss isn't just damage race #435!

>>737109584
>You seem to think that every time you use stoke you'll just get bloodlettings and ashen strikes, but you'll probably get twin strikes, armas, blood walls, thunderclaps, sword boomerangs, iron waves, howls, stomps, all manner of things that you are not happy to have added to your deck for the combat.
That you will re exhaust with stoke or any of the stoke cards like cinder,true grit,second wind,fiend fire,brand. Even if you get bad rolls you will have enough block to cycle again and re-stoke. It's obvious you have very limited experience with the card.
>muh cost
Clad has a gorillion ways to generate energy or cheat attacks.
> Getting a rare card reward that is made for your current build should be better than inconsistent.
The card itself is the build. All you need is FnP and some draw.

>>737110669
Said it didn't exist, maybe just me.

>>737110779
>>737110669
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775242197747541/76561198076213196
oops forgot to refresh it

>>737110821
2/4

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>>737110553
>>737110603
I'm onto you.

>>737110821
3/4

>>737110821
too late?

There were THIS many shitters playing the main branch in this board?

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Reminder that A0 runs are where the comfy is at.

>Oh no, I can't draw any cards because of goatse
>Apply vulnerable
>Graveblast
>Banshee's Cry
>Graveblast
>Banshee's Cry
>Graveblast
>Banshee's Cry

>>737110708
I have enough experience with reworked stoke to know that you're talking out of your ass and clapping your hands for the gutting of what was a really fun card into something that dumps a trashcan into your deck.
>well you can just get them again next cycle
The fucking point of an exhaust build is that your deck's second cycle is supposed to be a a whole lot better, not filled with a new flavor of dogshit, but you're clearly beyond reaching with any sort of reason so I'll leave you to pretend to understand anything about this game or the character.

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It's like the third time my reget run was saved by the redundancy of the deck copy event.
That being said I ate bad luck THREE fucking times because I had no way to get rid of it.

>>737111210
>bro why don't you want to try the game when it's even more unbalanced?
Because I'm not a streamer playing intentionally more unbalanced test content for views so I'd rather let the devs test things out for a while first before patching things once they have time to root out the crap.

>>737089853
>install regent mesugaki mod
>install foxy jump scare 1 in million mod
>resets all my progress
are all my previous unmodded runs gone? or can i get them back

>>737108654
Doormaker was just a wall before with no real defining features but i would say now he's just a "fuck you" to anyone running a small efficient deck or relying on energy generation and card draw to combo shit together (which a lot of people might argue is why they're playing a deck building cardgame).
Now this would be fine but you dont know doorman is coming until act 3 at which point you suddenly need to bulk out your deck a little and conjure up a card that hits like a truck with minimal setup or have something that autoplays like powers Defect or Hellraiser Ironchad. So yeah on one hand you can absolutely play around him but he's definitely one of the more adapt or die bosses that really demands you follow his rules.

>>737092798
Ironclad and Silent are the only ones where I have MORE losses than wins.

Necrobinder is a little pigeonholed but good. Osty eats up all your damage and either you buff him up and smack the shit out of everything or you let him die repeatedly doing revenge damage while you set up doom. Idk if there's anything they could do to make her more varied. She's entertaining in multiplayer when you're trying to make doom and poison reach each other.

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>>737110603
Idk dude im just tanking 40 damage on a lot of turns and hoping I dont die first because its kind of pointless to stall this guy.

>>737111585
mods have a seperate save system for some reason, but there's a mod that unifies them.

>heap trash
>it's almost always dual wield or lose HP
worst event?

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>>737112047
For me its Regent and the dude was fine before and seems really good now but I just seem to deadend myself on a lot of runs trying to do something cool.

Doorman has been killing my Silents recently but its always because Ill have taken too much damage on Experiment or Queen beforehand and Ill whiff on block one round and die thanks to no draw or energy leech mode.

>>737112025
He still doesn't feel much like he has anything to do with his themeing. Feels like he should have three portals and two of them are hands that attack you and the third one changes between parts of his face for different effects. And maybe closing the face portal would cancel the next cycle so you could avoid things like the card-eating.

>>737107335
>remove strikes
>clone uproar as much as humanly possible
>your 1 uproar casts 500 uproars for 5000 damage
>win

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>>737112318
The first round portal should be his ass and you just get to pound it before the fight actually starts.

>>737112310
The thing I find fun about Regent is that it doesn't really punish taking a ton of cards. The worst thing that will happen is it takes a while to get back to big sword but you can have the minions fetch it for you so it's never a problem.

>>737112391
I wish you got to pick any of the boss relics so I could just fuck around with clone every round

>>737110603
>is more anti-fun
Doormaker's current iteration at its core is very evidently designed to shut down infinites (shuts down thin-deck cycling, shuts down draw cycling, shuts down energy cheating) than any thing else. Like the Lizard is a callback to the StS1 Elites and The Queen is a roided Collector but Doormaker entirely feels like he was designed to tell infinite decks to get fucked than for any other reason, which just collaterally hits every deck

>>737112276
I like dual wield on Regent, but it's almost always Clash for me. So I take damage to the face and Dream Catcher instead :^)

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>>737112505
I wish I could kill Vakuu permanently

>>737092798
she scales really poorly in higher ascensions. the worst of the 5.

>>737112550
He shits on combos and infinites that require you to actually play cards meanwhile infinites/chains that just autoplay are basically immune.

>>737112678
yes he punishes all the most common and easiest laziest ways to get infinite but not the top 1% of infinite decks that are rare to get that actually work on one of his phases

>>737109047

Ah my bad, I must have missed the patchnotes that said you get 5 Energy per turn and Strikes are removed on Floor 1. All statuses must have also been removed as well?

90 hours and I have never been offered Clone. I'm seething.

>>737112903
ah yes, sculpting strike your status cards so that when you end your turn, they still play their effect before exhausting so you die to every soul fysh, phrog parasite, and mecha knight!

>>737112935
same.

>>737112505
Just replay a Clone seed lmao?

hosting another one
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I haven't fought new doorman yet but isn't it kind of cringe if 3/3 act 3 bosses have anti-fun mechanics instead of just 2/3?

>>737113098
Queen is fine, just draft moar draw.
It's just door and dog.

>i haven't played the game yet but im looking to get mad for no reason already. can anyone help me get mad?
god i fucking hate you retards

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I've replayed this fight 20 times, yeah I savescummed I don't care, Tear Asunder at the last turn with duplicate potion on 1 hp left was only way to win

>>737089853
As has been said many times before, the difference between A8 and A9/A10 is vast
A8 is closer to A1 than it is to A9.

>>737113660
Yeah, once I finish A10 on everyone I'm going back to A8 for casual runs. I have a day job, A9/10 has been exhausting.

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>>737113604
because I had very bad block turns(despite having Unmovable) against doorfaggot