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>>737096854
>wtf are night elves good for?
for raping

why do they bounce

>>737096854
wow isn't canon

>paw tattoo
what did they mean by this?

>>737096854
Throat raping.

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>get their empire blown up
they blew it up themselves because it became corrupt and started a global demon invasion
>get their demi-god killed by orcs
he has been ressurected in Cataclysm, so no biggie
>get their land taken by orcs
they reconquered Ashenvale and won the Darkshore warfront
>get their home burned down
and got a new one in HD

>>737096854
breeding with white human men

>>737096854
>get their empire blown up
That's just pre-game lore. It's fine. Happens to the best of us.
>get their demi-god killed by orcs
DEMON orcs. Still a shitty situation, but it's different.
>get their land taken by orcs
What? No, the nelves and orcs fought until the alliance of convenience to stop the Scourge and Archimonde from destroying everything, then in TFT we see the orcs have left the forest and built a new home. We don't know what comes after that since there's no WC4.
>get their home burned down
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>737097650
could be wow, nelfs lost parts of their forests to goblin and orc loggers

>>737097650
>What the fuck are you talking about?
nelfes getting owned in BFA. it was glorious

>>737098003
bfa isn't canon

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>>737096854
purple jungle bunnies built for dat BWC

>>737098003
>retail wow story
anon...

>>737098616
with the current pace, soon there will be a BFA classic server lol

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>>737096854
>wtf are night elves good for?
running off to human men to save them

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>>737098708
I want to be saved by a night elf woman

>>737096854
This is what inevitably happens when a given race/faction/nation from the get-go is ancient, mysterious, powerful etc. The only way for hack writers to handle them is to throw disasters at them and bringing them down.

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The maintain nature's balance, scrub.

I love big purple women

Night Elves had too much territory, had to be taken away.

>>737100523
>OY VEY ELFYM THIS LAND WAS PROMISED TO US

>>737098927
You save her in the streets
She saves you in the sheets

>>737096854
Having the best starting zones in vanilla

I loved the angry bitch hunting down illidan missions in frozen throne. Too bad his moron brother didn't let me finish the job.

>>737100091
I love big cow women

>>737098708
Would you provide that worgen woman with a nice dog kennel to sleep in for the night?

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>>737101173
Maiev is a wonder

>>737101627
I would give her a room until she can get on her feet
during that time I will often point out how odd it is she doesnt have a tail until she starts being really self conscious about it

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>>737097108
it's a mating ritual

>>737096854
>wtf are night elves good for?
for reminding people to stop playing shit games with shit story/lore

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Never forget

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Insanely funny to me that Blizzard in their wokest era did nothing but humiliate the matriarchial, ancient society of warrior women more so than milk-era Blizzard ever did

>>737096939
Best designs Blizzards ever done.
Hottest women
Coolest men. (Illidan)
Really the only reason I gave a fuck about Warcraft was Night Elves.

>>737103435
needs approximately 600-1000 babies

>>737104464
Hasn't had a single one in 10000 years
Barren as hell

>>737104557
yet another cringe blizzard moment

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>>737102331
That's a little cruel...

Orc men should breed them

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>ancient and wise race of immortals
>bounces like a cutie patootie

There were players who asked Blizzard to remove it for lore reasons. Do girly Nelves bother you?

Facts about Nightelves:

They don't fuck human or orc men (No paladin or shaman class option for nelves)
They do fuck worgen men. (Nelves can be Druids)

>>737097440
>they reconquered Ashenvale and won the Darkshore warfront
According to the post-BFA Kalimdor lore book the NElves have abandoned Ashenvale and only have a token presence in Darkshore and Winterspring. Felwood remains in Horde hands, Moonglade is now primarily occupied by Horde Druids, and Hyjal was a refugee camp until Bel'ameth came about.
The NElves lost Kalimdor, they 'won' Darkshore in name only.

>>737096854
i know exactly what night elves are good for, heh... heheheh.... ehhhehhehhehehhh.....heh...

>>737107374
Well worgen are old night elf druids

>>737107374
worgen are humans by proxy
humans and night elves meant for each other confirmed

>>737101627
How about a normal fucking house because worgens are humans? The forced into dog form is a gameplay Thing, worgens that aren't savage animal enemies can Control that shit

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blood elves

>>737108509
humanbait

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>>737107949
That's way less funny though

>>737107593
>Meet NElf hag, hit it off
>Go on a date, leads you back to her place
>She turns into an UberWorgen and asks if you'd like to cuddle
What do?

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>>737096854
I just realized the answer to why armor bikinis exist is because tribal cultures fight without armor. "Uuuuh, but if they got access to superior armor they would use it". What if they prefer to honor their ancestors? What if they prefer the agility and speed gained by not wearing it? I don't see you complaining about your based male shirtless trolls.

Sword and sorcery was right and based all along, even under an autistic muh HEMA. muh Osprey childhood books lense. I knew it.

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>>737108737

I hate druids. Such a lame class in everything. Muh nature is always the same shit entangling vines summon a bird shoot seeds create some sort of impassable terrain heal minor wounds talk to animals... there's zero room to explore with this shit.

>>737097440
How did they win Darkshore if Teldrassil was blown up from Darkshore?

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>>737110340
Blizzard handwaved that the Alliance won 'canonically' won the Darkshore warfront after the burning, then doubled back and said even though they won they abandoned the place.

>>737112628
damn i remember breaking my cock over this image about 18 years ago

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Bavarian Wrynn

>>737112628
Same

>>737097172
ujk