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>Well Mr. Wright, the witness has admitted to the murder and provided exact details on how they did it, but if you can't prove why this one-armed baby couldn't have shot the victim then I will have to let them go free and send this baby to death chamber.
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I mean
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>Are you saying this schizo is the real terrorist?
>The guy who is constantly twitching and talking about explosives with an almost zealot like passion?
>The guy who would have access to a ton of unregistered bombs?
>The guy who’s very name is a pun for “Detonate”?
>Impossible! The real terrorist is obviously that hippie girl who don’t even know how a toaster works! Objection denied and penalty!
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so no AA8?
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a way bigger issue with the fictitious courtroom format is the (mis)use of evidence to handle rising and falling action
it's all so rigid and protagonist must always be clawing at the slightest advantage to make the situation tense, but everything gets stale once it is repeated enough
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statement.
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Heh! I got one last trick in me, Judgey!

*pulls out gun*

EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING GROUND RIGHT FUCKING NOW BEFORE I BLOW THE JUDGE'S FUCKING HEAD OFF
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For me it's when I figure out the error in a testimony too early and have to wait until I'm actually allowed to point that out
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>mixing up character quirks for the sake of characterization to entertain the audience with real, objectionable gestures and actions (e.g. lies, slips of the tongue, contradictions, threats)
>accusing a hardworking professional of misconduct without evidence
>picking on people's names in a mean-spirited manner
don't become a lawyer
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Maya Fey in jail
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>what is it, Mr. Wright? you can't find any contradictions in this parrot's testimony? then the defendant clearly deserves a life sentence
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These four women get bred anally every day, they don't even get off to it either, it's just a need for them, as primal and natural as eating.

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How many times is this now?

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