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>>737100418
fake news.
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>>737100483
>SHOCKEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!
>YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!!!!!
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https://x.com/LeeandLie/status/2044883797456588939?s=20
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>>737100579
Tony Stark is the real player of marvel
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>>737100281
His death sounds is pretty hilarious. He sounds like such a bitch. On the other hand, he also kinda nails the fact that peter is probably the youngest male character in the roster.
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>>737100567
If I were Spider Man I would web up every female villain and take them to my sex dungeon.
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>>737100876
>the youngest male character in the roster.
Adam Warlock is 12
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>>737100281
Somewhere along the road people forgot that Peter is not supposed to sound like the nerd he really is while under his Spider-Man persona. He adopts the personality of a cocky, taunting chad to drive his foes mad (and hide his own vulnerability).
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>>737100448
Didn't he actually have one with those two at some point? I swear I remember a comic where felicia and Mary Jane were doing something where she had to wear one of Felica's costumes and Felica made fun of her because and i quote "her dump truck ass" streched out the spandex nd while they were arguing they climbed into peter's room and he woke up saying he's been dreaming of moments like this for years it may of been a fan comic but I remember it because a lorefag got on my case for not knowing mary jane has had adventures with felicia and jessica and gwen and some other spider ajacant people before like silk and she's not always just peter's wife or some shit, I still think Scream is a fucking stupid name for a symboite and i still think it's dumb as hell they put Ghost spider/ aka Spider Gwen into 616 just to piggy back off her popularity from the into the spider verse movie over a decade ago, like for crying out loud I may just be less than a secondary but isnt the whole appeal of other spider people is they're the ones who stepped up in their universes where peter either died or retired? Miles being brought into the mainline killed any interesting ways to use his character just like I'm sure it will eventually do to Peni Parker since she's super popular too and likely already did for Gwen Stacy the ghost spider because easy to write is way more plaabable than actually using those creative juices! I'm so fucking angry now and I don't even read comics this is just infuriating
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>>737100063
The cat trap that is Felicia Hardy is serial buttslut of a whore who's slept with so many men she's literally the kitty litter of the Marvel setting. In par with She Hulk. I think she's slept with Deadpool, on top of Luke Cage and Wolverine.
MJ is at least dignified by default. BC is sloppy superhero junk food
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>>737105364
Harem ending confirmed
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Condom or Raw?
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>>737100579
>Paul Rabin is a fucking player and has canonically banged the most women out of any superhero
Fixed.
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>>737108664
>Parker cucks thinking Marvel would ever give him even a sliver of this happiness
Enjoy your 6 new symbiote characters and an extensive arc where Aunt May gets double-team raped by Electro and Vulture while Peter watches and gets a boner from it, all while Norman MPregs Miles Morales and their baby becomes the newest Spider-Man.