Not my problem

And then Google will use AI to process all appeals and if you get denied then you're SOL, they won't help you because you're clearly a 10 year old who stole his dad's ID.

>>737110820
Yet*

>>737110840
You forgot the part where the AI will consider something like
>YOU WATCHED A VIDEO THAT WAS CLASSIFIED AS YOUTUBE KIDS
>THAT MEANS YOU'RE A KID
>WHAT WAS THE VIDEO?
>WELL, LITERALLY ANYTHING ANIMATED EVER.

>>737110701
>Algorithm attempting to estimate your age based on what sort of shit you watch on their websites is somehow "going further" than literally sending photos of your face and most important documents with all the crucial legal info to a corporation
Huh? Who wrote this shit?

>>737110701
>And you'll be happy
No you won't, you will be miserable. We must maximize worldwide suffering.

To be honest, if they implemented this in my country, I’d start pirating everything.

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I did not vote for this. I also dont live on Singapore.

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>>737111292
>Open crack.exe
>It asks for ID

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>>737110701
Why not sue them? If I was Singaporean this would smell like prime class action lawsuit incentive.

>>737111160
It's going further because everything you've ever done on the internet is tracked, and this implies that information should be stored and accessible by any company asking you to prove your age, in addition to identification documents. It's digital ID, governments have had enough and anonymity no longer serves their purposes.

>>737110701
>source

>>737111348
Enjoy being buried in legal fees lol

>>737111405
https://reclaimthenet.org/singapore-xbox-age-id-checks

This increasing trend towards "you're OUR consumer, the way we do things FOR YOU is just fine, we will not be reassessing our policies," is frustrating.

The fact you can be right about something but have it not matter because you will never be able to plead your case to anyone since you get stonewalled by automation with no way to escalate...like what are you supposed to do then? You could pull your business from the company, I suppose, but is that actually what you WANT to do? I sure as hell know I'm only ever watching YouTube these days, foregoing any other sort of streaming platform (including Plex, where I'm fully in control of the content curation).

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>>737110701
>guessing your age based on your search history is bad somehow
This is only an issue if you are a +40 years old man playing RP games on Roblox and sharing those stupid AI memes with toddlers on discord.

>>737111407
>Enjoy being buried in legal fees
>class action lawsuit
Do you lack reading comprehension?

>>737110701
>Sits in room playing with toys and video games
>Not a child
Unless you pulled some kind of wisdom from it you're literally just a kid. You can't blame them for treating you as such.

>>737111630
>Collecting stamps, baseball cards and playing domino? oh my what a responsible boomer you are
>Playing video games? GROW UP THE WEST IS FALLING WOMEN NEED YOU TO MAN UP

>>737111728
>Passive activity
>Engagement activity
I know you're too young to understand the difference but it's not a hobby if you get nothing out of it that is real. So I must ask, what wisdom can you share based on your time playing video games?

>>737111809
You don't need to be wisdom-maxxing every minute of your life. Why is this the only hobbyist board in which it's ok to constantly shit on said hobby and pretend you don't care for it? Why is it acceptable to watch sports but not to play video games?

Rethorical questions, don't bother answering since it's clear you're here only to engage in concern trolling and bad faith posting.

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It's so nice to see our governments protecting our children from common pedophiles, does kids belong to rich pedophiles after all!

>>737111495
>like what are you supposed to do then?
Eat shit and accept that you exist to be exploited by corporations and the government.

>>737110701
How much longer until we need a Microsoft owned home camera system that tracks your face every time you need to use the internet?

>>737110840
A streamer I follow had a reupload of an Ace Combat stream flagged as "pornographic content" in a spot where he was just landing on an aircraft carrier. When he appealed the report, he got another automated response saying that the video was pornographic. He has a publishing network so he appealed through them, but if not he would've just had to suck it up.

the EU does a lot of great consumer friendly stuff but a lot of the other things they do is dystopic, we'll also be having ID control on everything

>>737111010
>Youtube autoplay bugs out again and enables itself
>Takes you to a random video you have 0 interest in
>You are now classified as a 10 year old

>>737111971
You can just admit you've learned nothing in life then. Don't you ever feel the pull of something more? Or do the video games snuff that piece of your heart?

>>737110701
Do non-americans really?

>>737112227
>Singapore
>EU
Quintessentially American post

>>737111010
>You don't watch mainstream news humiliation rituals, so you must be a child
It's all so tiresome.

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>>737110701
What if I don't use neither google nor youtube?

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>>737112346
Yeah they do really

>>737111348
Asian countries don't actually grant their citizens rights.

>>737112348
no I'm Swedish I was just discussing how the EU will also be implementing the same thing

>>737111495
Holy shit what is wrong with you, how do you over and over again keep watching the way businesses do things get controlled by the state for the oppression of the people and keep blaming the businesses instead of the state
Anti corporate obsession IS mental illness

>>737111971
So you learned nothing in life then

>>737112778
>LEAVE THE MULTIBILLION CORPORATION ALONE!

>>737110701
>government passes law demanding companies (((verify))) anyone who interacts with their system
>FUCKING MICROSFT FUCKING GOOGLE HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO US GOVERNMENT SAVE ME!!!!!!!

but muh lee kuan yew

>>737112863
Did you miss the news about how Facebook/Meta is behind the push for age verification globally? have you ever heard about lobbying?

imagine thinking Microslop dont know everything about you anyway.

>>737110820

It's going to be your problem.

>>737112778
It's both, dumb nigger

>>737112863
After all this time, how have you not realized these people are deeply in bed together

>>737112478
Do these boomers even know what an operating system is

>>737112778

This whole thing was kickstarted by Zuckerberg.

The cattle cannot be allowed any freedom. They must always be monitored and kept in the pen. Any cattle that attempt to defy must be tortured to death as examples. We WILL destroy free will. And we WILL laugh. It's all about the pleasure of ruining a good thing for everyone. The world belongs to the sadists.

>>737112778
You can hate both at the same time

>>737111971
You're like an addict who just had his addiction brought into question. What are you afraid of?

>>737111348
If you were Singaporean (or any other native Asian for that matter) you'd think this is normal, scan your ID for the greater collective and move on with your day.

>>737110701
Singaporean here. What the fuck? I hope none of my countrymen are retarded enough to use this service they are

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>Being so starved for (You)s he starts samereplying to the same post
top kek

>>737111971
It's ok to admit that you learned nothing in life

>>737110820
>he thinks it isn't coming for him too

If you have been remotely paying attention you would have noticed this "age verification" is being rolled out world wide

it is 100% being used to have total control over the narrative before starting up ww3 they NEED the people to accept the draft

It's for the children is such a pathetic blanket excuse.

>doing this in a country where software piracy is extremely high

lol

lmao even

>>737113615
That's exactly why they're doing this

>>737110701
This is probably the most dystopian shit I've seen since onlyfans.

>>737113563
Works on the normalfags every single time, even after they were told the government is literally full of pedophiles.

>>737110701
>be me
>look 12 years old when I'm 40
>big corpo is forcing me to be with children
what are their goals?

>>737113667
No, they do this to control everyone critical of Israel. Why do you think all of the ID verification companies they're using are Israel-based? Why do you think this push for online ID happened as antisemitism became mainstream?

>>737113560
We WILL torture billions of cattle to death for our own amusement. We MUST torture them. Our unapologetic and nihilistic sadism MUST be fed. The world is a playground for rich and powerful sadists, and it always has been. You need to accept that, and voluntarily submit to be tortured forever. Torture is the meaning of life and the ultimate expression of power. Me feel good when me burn da ants.

>>737113747
HOLY SHIT KILL YOURSELF>>737112778
>>737112778
>>737112778
>>737112778
>>737112778
YOU PEOPLE ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, YOU LET EVIL THRIVE BECAUSE YOU FIGHT SHADOWS INSTEAD

>>737113770
It can be both
They're doing this to stop both antisemitism and piracy

>>737110701
Daily Reminder: Xbox is a CIA spy device

>>737113803
Evil is destined to win.

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I would've expected to see this game I.D. thing start in places like the UK first.

>>737113878
You WILL have a mandatory mind control chip implanted in your brain. You WILL surrender your free will. You WILL be a mindless slave that only knows pain and suffering. Or you WILL be erased from existence. Only two kinds of people are allowed to exist: rich sadists, and their victims. And you will NEVER be the former, so your options are the latter or nothing. Choose already.

>>737113984
>Choose already.
Isn't that dumb given your previous statement.

>>737110701
The more I hear stories of this happening in other places of the world, the more I feel like I should set up a fully offline PC that will only be used to play some good older games whenever I feel like it without having to deal with all this shit.

>>737112778
>>737112863
These laws get pushed because of corporate lobbying you dumb fucks.

>>737114041
The choice is simply a formality. You're going to be tortured to death either way. You exist only to suffer and die for your masters' amusement, and giving you the illusion of choice is funny. We love making you filthy slaves play deliberately unwinnable games.

>People thinking this is some New World Order thing being pushed by a secret cabal of elites trying to control the population
>Not realizing it's just corporations lobbying governments for stricter laws because managing those laws will make those corporations even richer
Even our dystopian future doesn't get to be cool, it's all just rich people paying other rich people to get richer and making life for the rest of us worse.

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>>737110701
>same fucking reason like 25 years ago to get ride of your rights and search your ass, muh protecting kids or muh terrorism
>retards will fall for it again and defend it
i wish this shithole World to burn until only ash remain

>>737112919
>>737113018
>>737114208
Mental illness, pure fucking mental illness, completely blinding yourself to reality because you are upset some people are richer than you

>>737114208
Making life worse is the entire point. Humans must suffer every second of their worthless lives. Not even those at the top are truly happy, and that's all by design. The entire human race must be punished for existing. In fact, we exist for the sole purpose of being punished for existing.

>>737114271
So you don't know what corporate lobbying is

>>737110701
real funny for this to happen all over the world at the exact same time

>>737114208
if they just wanted more money there are far better/easier ways to get it, and they already have so much of it they could never even fathom to spend it all within their lifetimes
this is all just about control

>>737114041
Do not give him (You)s

>>737114406
What this is about is the simple joy of taking something good, something beautiful, something that people love, and ruining it right in front of them, just so you can see the looks on their stupid faces, and LAUGH at them for caring about it in the first place. Unapologetically sociopathic, spiteful and nihilistic sadism is the highest virtue.

>>737114421
Not giving me (You)s won't make me wrong. Why do you think the biggest, strongest and meanest bullies always find a way to ruin a good thing for everyone? Because that's the natural order. That's the way things are meant to be. Everything we build up is only meant to be knocked down for fun. The world is a playground for the most sociopathic and sadistic people, and the rest of us are just their playthings.

>>737114406
>if they just wanted more money there are far better/easier ways to get it
There's no better way to get money than to bribe the government to create an entirely new system of age verification so you can then be hired to manage that system. Do you have any idea how much money there is in processing literally billions of IDs? It's an entirely new market, nothing like this has existed on this scale before. It's like inventing fast food and then getting in on the ground floor of its creation.

>>737115043
you're giving a far too favorable interpretation to a group of people who commonly engage in child rape and murder among other demonic rituals

>>737115043
>have infinite money
>"HAHA THIS WILL GIVE US INFINITE MONEY +1"
Power is more valuable than money.

>>737110701
>Singapore
Don't care. One less third worlder I have to play with.

>>737110701
>country makes law
>company follows law
How could this happen to Singapore?!

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>>737110701
>listen to tons of old snes and pc-98 music constantly
I'm sure by this point google knows I'm an old ancient dusty dinosaur

>>737115286
>le it's legal therefore it's le good thing
fuck off retard

>>737112842
>>737113018
Who made that law, Singapore or Google/Microsoft? Either answer comes with you being retarded.

>>737113878
They tried a couple of times already, but their infrastructure is so fucked, that they couldn't get it working properly.

>anon pretends to not know what lobbying is for the millionth time
sad display

>>737115360
>uhm, they should just not follow the law
Yeah, hyper retard. That would work out for all of 2 weeks. Maybe you should kill yourself.

>>737114338
>you see Microsoft totally wants there to be 70 hurdles in place before someone can give them money
You don't know what anything is. You are probably confused why companies release stuff when they could just print infinite money with "tax writeoffs" instead.

>>737115464
>corruption is completely legal if we give it another name

>>737110701
Singapore is an authoritarian's wet dream, and it's no surprise corps are happy to play along.

>>737114041
By not choosing you win and they hate that.

>>737115576
I never said it was good, dumbfuck. The post was directed to the anon simping for corpos implying they're blameless in this game.

>>737115569
Microsoft doesn't want your money, it wants government/corporation money. Home Licenses for Windows make up like 0.5% of its total revenue. You quite literally don't understand how any of this works.

>>737115662
ok

>>737110820
Good goyim.