>>737113841
Sam was the BB in the flashbacks. He was saved.
The BB you carry is a different BB. Another saved BB, just like you.

>>737113841
Don't drink and game.

>>737113841
this game was so fucking good, I bawled like a baby at the end

>>737113841
Anon...

>>737115202
this. your bb is just some baby.
>>737116337
same.

>>737116757
>>737115202
also to clarify where you probably got confused, when you connected to bb, it was awakening your memories as a baby, you weren't seeing bb's memories

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Death Stranding 2: On the Beach is not a video game. It's Kojima's $100 million excuse to hang out with Hollywood celebrities while you hold the left stick forward for 40 hours. Almost every location has a flat path straight to it. You can make any delivery by holding forward or driving a truck. Congratulations, you just experienced "gameplay." The game throws numerous tools at you that you absolutely never need. It's like being handed a Swiss Army knife to eat soup — the equivalent of playing Doom where enemies fall down without you ever pulling the trigger.

But the crown jewel — the absolute proof Kojima doesn't make games — is the "Pretend You Won" button. Die to a boss and the game literally asks if you want to skip it. Pick it and you get a SLIDESHOW of how the fight would have played out. The results screen reads "Imaginary Victory" with a drawing of Sam sleeping. Even the protagonist doesn't care. No game should let you skip core combat. That's not accessibility — that's a confession. That's Kojima saying "gameplay doesn't matter, just watch my movie." The single greatest evidence he's NOT a game developer — just a film director accidentally given a dev kit instead of a camera.

Did this cinematic walking screensaver win GOTY? NO. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 — an actual VIDEO GAME with actual GAMEPLAY — bodied Kojima's celebrity meet-and-greet simulator at The Game Awards, Golden Joysticks, DICE, and GDC, racking up 291 GOTY wins in 2025.

But don't worry — his own game taught us the solution. He can just Pretend He Won. Skip the awards, read a little slideshow that says "Kojima won GOTY" with a picture of him sleeping. Imaginary Victory. Kojima — put down the controller. Pick up the camera. Stick to making movies. You clearly want to. You were never one of us.

>>737116883
just say you hate metanarrative

>>737116847
yeah, i thought every time Sam connects the BB, we see BB's memory, if we indeed watch young Sam's memory, that makes sense

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Kill MULEs. Behead MULEs.