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>Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T339A8wlzgs Sonic.exe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRL0Rhyrz9g Mario World I HATE YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt2qpC2Ko-I Sonic 2 Genocide City

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https://rentry.org/4chanpastas

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>>561251965
+Showing all 627 replies.
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One Thread At A Time
https://youtu.be/b0LZs9IkAlI?si=W8svL01THi3PAlpM
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Canon.
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Goodnight exeg
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btw scp cb has been ported to steam with numerous bug fixes.
it's the one with the -
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>>562383126
>Vibingleaf
Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger!
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>>562383937
WE LOVE SCP
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it's time
port osf to AmigaOS and OS/2
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>>562387473
Shut up retard
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>>562403513
What is AmigaOS' desktop environment called
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>>562374861
Which creepypasta characters would survive a goy blast?
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Remember when some SMW horror hack referenced this faggot shit? I do
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Alice pazuri
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>>562421524
Posts like this are why spooky SMW romhacks aren't discussed here because there's always going to be one shitty easter egg that sours the taste permanently
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>>562426289
So true dude, literally every SMW rom hack ever made has hidden references to tranny pornographers even though this complaint as only ever been made towards this one specific example. Dumbfuck retard
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>>562426882
I never see any other SMW hacks really discussed at all outside 'the. Did Iggy's castle give off a bad impression of what to expect, or are there not that many good creepypasta SMW romhacks in general
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>>562415615
Lord X because he's jewish
>>562415797
Don't fuck the plush dolls
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>>562433952
But what if I want to, really really want to?
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>>562426882
I'm going to add dialogue to OSF with flynnian references to the handles of various porn artists whose work I've gooned to
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>>562435381
https://youtu.be/vPFTAeEYgyk?si=5c-_Yaj_mjcqxyqE
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>>562427310
there isn't much to talk about iggy's castle.
it's really good but yeah
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>>562437580
whatever man just get it ported to FreeBSD
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>>562443869
why...?
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>>562449482
Listen asshole I need OSF to be the most versatile game in existence
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>>562453229
yeah? Could osf write a symphony? could osf turn a... canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?
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>>562453332
If it could, it surely should
Give me Ordinary Sonic Paint & Music Composer
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>>562453229
I.. why the fuck would you need to reference goon artists specifically
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>>562453891
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What if the writers of Teen Titans Go wrote your favorite creepypasta?

Write a short section about what it would look like in text format, or you are gay.
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>>562456392
Sonic.exe farts on Tails, then walks Knuckles through the process of becoming a landlord.

Then Eggman vores him.
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>>562456546
no funny in sight
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>>562456392
>>562456546
>>562459502
Notice how shitposters never ever act like this with Ben Drowned, Slender, NGC, Mr Mix, or Lavender Town? That is because sonicfags don't play any other games.
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>>562461457
this is exeg sir, we have no quality here
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>>562461457
What if Ian Flynn used his new position as leader of the Moon Children to defeat BEN by summoning Slender Man by playing Lavender Town Syndrome in No End House but was thwarted by the triumvurate of RED, Mr Mix, and the Ticket Taker so Ian Flynn had to settle for merely impregnating the Princess instead?
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>>562464379
saar this is very boring saar
lear something new to spam saar
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>562464379
I'm going to kick your fucking ass
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>>562464379
I'm going to kiss your fucking ass
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So what is everyone doing tonight that is productive and substantial
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>>562476008
doing my taxes
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>>562464379
Average first Ian Flynn spam post of the thread
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>>562476008
Doing bible study
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>>562476008
jerkin off
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>>562476008
practicing corporism
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What if Sonic.exe fought Ian Flynn in /exeg/?
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Creepypastas for this feel?
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>>562502652
I don't know, you tell me anon
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>>562496190
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https://youtu.be/ZVDvowPQMWc
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>>562508002
ARG or youtube schizophrenia?
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If I saw sonic.exe I would call my friend Kevin
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Wake up and smell the flowers, exeg
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>>562441252
any other roms worth talking about?
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sonic.exe (forma de Funtime Freddy)
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>>562435381
Fine, as long as it's not a plush of a male exe character in a girly clothing
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>>562502652
Soulless Sonic, surprisingly
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>>562496190
Average Ian Flynn spam post
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>>562539207
>surprisingly
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>>562539207
elaborate
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>>562547278
it's common knowledge
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>>562553879
How did a community manifest surrounding a low effort YTP with a mother 3 enemy
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>>562461605
No shit
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>>562559694
Pure autism and 15 year old Mikufags ruining everything
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>>562568965
Skin all vocaloidfags alive
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>>562552304
be nice anon, and spoonfeed him the information.
we're here for this
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>>562528637
Hmm, I'm not that into the SMW rom hack scene, but there are a few gems that I liked, simply for the effort and experience they provided, even if i didnt find them to be that scary.

Everyone's Gone. feels like resident evil
Jigsaw's Test. old but gold
ALPHA SPHERE Zero: Rotten Brains and ALPHA SPHERE: Director's Cut. gave me space funeral vibes for some reason
The Magic Cooking Pot. one of the best hacks ive played. thats all ill say
game.bps. annoying to play, but i can respect the attempt

Now I could go on and on about what makes these hacks good and all, but I'd rather you try them out instead of taking my word for it.
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>>562576608
Almost forgot about The Haunt. corny but you will have a nice experience with it
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Bump
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pmuB
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>>562570178
Show their corpses to their parents who will either cry or celebrate
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>>562570178
this is why i prefer japanese fans. it's either a fake politeness or an over-the-top degeneration.
way better than your typical tumblr devolution
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Is Dr Eggman a real doctor
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>>562588415
he's retarded like real ones so yes
300 iq my ass that nigger loses every time
also stop being a pussy and go to sthg already
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>>562588415
Make a creepypasta where Dr Eggman does Frankenstein-like robotic mutants
Oh wait, that's just the Metal Virus
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>>562588415
Are Dr Willy or Dr Brackman real doctors
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Which Creepypasta stories do you wish had cool vidya games?
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>>562590413
not one in specific, but i would like a game where you play as famous pasta characters against each other.
like say, dead by daylight, except every character feels like a fighting character, and everyone plays as monsters.
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>>562590413
Some kind of Killswitch recreation would be cool.
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>>562590413
abandoned by disney but it's outlast
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>>562595198
That format is perfect, but underages think FNAF clones are all that it's good for. How the fuck are there like a thousand different backroom games but one of the most memorable creepypastas of all time is limited to FNAF clones?
>Outlast inspired gameplay
>monsters based on Epic Mickey concept art and Abandoned by Disney/Room Zero
>Investigation premise
WOOOOOOW SO HAAAARD
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>>562590413
I long for a proper NGC game to finally come out
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>>562597527
yep, the only thing i wouldn't like is an overabundance of puzzles.
fuck, there are even more genres that would fit, like, imagine it with Amnesia gameplay, or Resident Evil 1 gameplay?
>silent hill?
no, too overused. also most people dont even play the games, they watch an essay and gush over the second game.
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>>562590413
Still waiting on Godzilla
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>>562588415
No, he's a fraud
Robotnik has a doctorate though
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>>562588415
I'm a real doctor
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>>562612389
can you look at this weird cyst on my scrotum (creepypasta)
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>>562612389
well youre a NERD
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Creepypastas for this feel?
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>>562627116
Look up a fucking wiki and find it yourself
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Wake up faggots
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https://x.com/mrjinjin2612/status/2040641588062302555
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>>562639005
Where is he
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>>562617986
Zesty granny
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>>562627116
Penpal
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>>562617986
This feels familiar for some reason
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>>562627810
But i need you to help me
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https://twitter.com/Tommy4668849462/status/2040717998302933176
Someone kill this nigger
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>>562653406
i want her to be pushing eggs out of her ass, fuck this bitch
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>>562662571
>sarah squeezing out easter-egg shaped anal beads while dripping wet and moaning
fuck yeah dude
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>>562653406
Pedophile hands drew this image
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>>562653406
>no thumb
>hair just disappears behind her arm
>that leg
>those stray lines behind the basket and the eggs
Jesus christ we had some embarrassingly low standards for porn back then
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>>562675030
what did you expect from the general that can only default to sonic discussion?
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>>562677392
Irrelevant
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>>562677530
wrong
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>>562653406
Where is Feels' Spirit and Xenochrist
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>>562679456
up your ass amigo
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>>562679456
Dead
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bump
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>>562692757
Crucified
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>>562679456
Here I am
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Morning
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Have lesbian sex /exeg/
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>>562723529
No
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https://x.com/grezmaz/status/2041082129602240981
An OM clone has officially killed someone
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>>562729949 (me)
Nevermind, it's not an OM thing, it's a Forsaken clone but it has sinister minds emotes in it
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>>562729949
All PC2 clones are doomed
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bump
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>>562723529
Sesbian Lex
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>>562723529
ok
https://files.catbox.moe/n25x71.png
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>>562750260
did you draw that?
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>>562750347
take a wild guess
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>>562750580
I barely lurk /uh/ these days. So I'm going to take a wild guess and assume it came from there.
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>>562750752
correctamundo
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>>562750260
>How come these lesbos need a fake penis to get off?
Legitimately how do you respond to this?
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>>562754129
in all fairness scissoring and fingering is the most boring fucking forms of sex on the damn planet
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>>562761635
the fakerino says trans rights or something
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>>562765406
what does that have to do with beating up Lord x
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>>562770779
lack of content?
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What if Sarah was a Bantu nigger?
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>>562772254
is that not what her new design already is?
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>>562765406
True!
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>>562773014
Do Xitterniggers even
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Bump
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STOP FUCKING DYING DAMN IT
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>>562793154
We stop dying when you admit KDE 4 was better than 5
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Am I the only person on the entire planet who finds it difficult to enjoy fan art of characters who have no content attributed to them, and the horde of tasteless fanboys who glaze it?
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>>562799453
No anon. You are not.
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Goodnight exeg
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>>562777261
I hate niggers
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>>562813334
Me too, brother. Let's form an alliance!
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Morning
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wake up
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What if Ian Flynn…oh, forget it! What’s the point anymore….
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Answer me, /exeg/.
Was KDE 4 better?
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>>562841446
I only use tiling WMs
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>>562841519
Good enough, post your desktop
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>>562777261
I love niggers
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>>562841446
the hell is KDE
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>>562845253
Context?
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>>562855790
Google.
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>>562860513
Miku song about being a fujoshi
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>>562754129
Can't spell happiness without penis
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https://x.com/M85Official/status/2041558456218611905
Crumbs
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bump
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>>562867291
crumbs everywhere
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How do you like your pizza, /exeg/?
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>>562887062
with beef jerky and sausages
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>>562887062
Made by spics in a REALLY BAD CREEPYPASTA
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>>562894815
And yet you suck off sonic.exe
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>>562887062
Why are spicpastas so sovlful
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>>562896869
They're built differently
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdZbJsqHRZD0OAYVGaqHHszUb5qJkOYUD&si=svpxrrk7UxxgxdE6
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>>562896869
more autistic and genuine
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>>562887062
Thick crust, green peppers, mushrooms, anchovies, extra sauce
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>>562919593
>anchovies
kill yourself
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ZZZzzzzz... ZZZZzzzzz..
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Some nature had another kind of sequence.
Well, but it had so fun anyway.
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Just made a new exe, thoughts?
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>>562895114
Sonic.exe is good because a White man made it
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>>562940147
Why is part of his ear gone
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>>562949214
I bit it off. I'm kinky like that
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>>562949214
Trump
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>>562948207
Is JC even white
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>>562958534
Yes I am
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>>562958534
Only a White man could make Sonic.exe
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>>562958534
A TRVE ARYAN WARRIOR
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>>562963036
>>562968491
>>562972691
That was a serious question
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>>562954629
Weird
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>>562940147
Sonic.MIGA is looking lit
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>>562940147
So... Fvcking... ZASED...
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>>562972768
no but he's a furry and a pedophile and into horse show, so probably jewish
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>>562972768
I said I was
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>>562940147
Song name?
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>>562996958
i cant breathe
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>>562940147
Oh its making fun of Charlie Kirk okay then fuck you nigger
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>>562940147
Question: When will TND occur?
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>>562998853
cuck
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>>562987958
Makes sense
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Sonic CD
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>>563012836
Sonic CDeez nuts!
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>>563015689
i love niggers
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>>563016031
???
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>>563016137
ok now i hate them
kill them all
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>>563016137
Nigroids are nigroids
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>>563023914
trvt
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is there a blacklist of exes out there. ie ones made by pedophiles/criminals to avoid
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>>563032772
No.
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>>563032772
...why would there be one?
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>>563032772
These are relegated to /exeg/'s Hall of Fame and are must-see
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>>563032772
They're all made by pedophiles and criminals
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>>563032772
...No?
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>>563032772
...Yes?
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>>563032772
Are there any problematic lost medias in the EXEverse?
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>>563058835
Does every fucking canceled Exe fnf mod with content that has yet to be released publicly count? I know "her world" is permanently lost because Joseph decided to be petty.
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Good morning exeg
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bump
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https://www.youtube.com/@R0bot1cTacoReuploads
you guys see this shit yet
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>>563076627
This looks like it was made by a 15 year old
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>>563081413
>This looks like it was made by a 15 year old
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>>563076627
Reuploads, huh?
That sounds familiar
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https://files.catbox.moe/njg9nh.mp4
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>>563060461
>He doesnt know
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>>563088289
why is he brown
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>>563095705
tan
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>>563097014
i misread this as "Ian" my mind is destroyed
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>>563097652
yeah third worlders minds are unable to think of another word to spam. i know
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https://gamejolt.com/games/mario/1021850
https://youtu.be/c3Hj5szS2-8?si=4W2oZvbb6lBAjIls
Remember coolrash?
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>>563099756
Why did they change the sprites? Why are some animations smooth when that doesn't fit with the nes limitations?
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mika
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>>563100509
fuck.....
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>>563100859
george floyd...
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>>563101107
I can't breathe.....
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>>563100509
>>563100859
>>563101107
>>563101169
what are you doing?
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>>563102008
i dont know...
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mika the femboy
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>>563102195
>mika the femboy vs mika the idea

Everyone knows Mika is gay as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he gets raped? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mika exhibits experience by getting raped all day, but he exhibits theory by making analog horror about his traumas. Keep it up, baby!

When Mika leaves his place of safety to visit the brothel, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mika as a faggot ,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
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Shadow Exe Money Gang
We love making creepypastas
This post is sponsored by The United Earth Federation
Legalize twitter shutdown
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>>563103373
youtube.com/post/Ugkx13HB681Lb50VNdzrg8iJYsekLI9jyhqk
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>>563117269
He gets a refsheet and not her? >>563016137
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What's up /exeg/?

I've never touched this thread before. What tubular creepypastas are totally radical nowadays? (other than Conjuntivitis the Hedgehog)
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>>563123398
Uhhhh
you like ARGs?
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>>563123398
Nothing, because /exeg/ doesn't actually like creepypastas
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>>563123398
Autism
Lots of autism
But it comes in many flavors
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>>563124176
Only if they're well done.

>>563124387
How come? Was the hedgehog involved?

>>563124553
>autism
Oh, so the hedgehog WAS involved.
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>>563124387
Then what do we like that's on topic here? shitposting is not a valid answer.
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bump
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would X do this?
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>>563131237
>Buttercup
as in the Powerpuff Girl? anon they would fucking murder 2011x so badly he'd be reduced to ATOMS
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>>563125112
Nothing. With original 'pastas and progress on projects like that one topdown godot game & Ordinary Sonic Fangame drying up, I don't really see a reason to keep this general going outside of continuing to force that one anon to keep eating boots
Maybe it would be much healthier to just make exeg a weekly/monthly /v/ thread instead?
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>>563131803
The other option is merging with /uh/, and I don't think anyone here wants that. Or just reading random wikis until we get bored.
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>>563132686
also reading scp/rpc and talking about that, but i doubt that would happen
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>>563132686
why do you keep suggesting that? just go there nigga
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>>563132902
Aside from the raped scp pages has anything interesting happened that isn't tranny drama
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>>563133829
in scp? nah not really. from what i've seen there isnt much drama, aside from that volgun drama. in rpc? community's so slow that its dead
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6THU2c1j4Y8
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>>563131439
btw anyone who says otherwise faps to out of character ppg rape porn like samus aran defeat rape porn
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>>563135127
...that's a highly specific example. got anything to say anon?
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>>563135127
There was no reason to be so specific wtf man
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>>563135127
JCthehyena approved post
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>>563135287
>>563135485
anyone saying sonic 2011x beats someone outside of vessels are highly specific example of retardation no different to rape fantasies so excuse me if such absurd proposition tickles your funny bone
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>>563136195
no one here is denies that, but im not going to judge you for being into those things. after all, i go to exeg
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>>563136195
2011x beats Steven Universe
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>>563136195
2011x beats the crossed
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>>563136195
2011x beats you in a jerking off competition
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>>563136461
Anon are you actually mentally deranged why the fuck do you bring up Crossed in /exeg/
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>>563136195
You're just angry because 2011x can beat you
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>>563136598
because im CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!!!
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>>563136598
i dunno i just began listening to audio recaps of crossed comics because there's a movie coming about it and yeah it's pretty horrid stuff but 2011x can beat it
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>>563136598
/exeg/ is a place where creepypasta anons can express their elite ball knowledge over the most niche shit you never heard about before
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>>563137828
like Alfred Alfer or aladin by dingo pictures or Fritz the Cat
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>>563137336
2011x is not the only one beating it rn
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>>563136598
Isolation does things to you
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bomb from angry birds would literally rape X in a fight
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>>563137336
2011x ain't beating horsecock or smokey
definitely not smokey
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>>563147153
That's gross, dude
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>despite browsing /v/ for 2 years I never noticed there was a creepypasta thread
>first time i ever see the thread and its a sonic themed OP
What is it about this character that just unanimously brings creepypasta enjoyers together ?
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>>563151772
Yeah that is Crossed for you alright, somehow it has 150+ issues and makes money despite being stuff that makes Urbanspook look like child play
(KILL COCK RAPE CUNT SHIT EAT BABY PUT PENIS IN BLENDER HURGHAGAHABLB)
But then again, what else can anyone expect from Garth Ennis
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>>563151883
>despite browsing /v/ for 2 years
>2 years
i pity you, anyway, it's autism. next question
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Do ARGs count as creepypastas?
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>>563156272
Ehhh sometimes
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>>563158668
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>>563158949
i am not surprised that someone who likes sonic.exe likes murder drones
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>>563135127
>>563136195
Bad end porn is functionally no different from creepypastas like Squidward's Suicide or The Grieving
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Good morning exeg
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>>563136195
i say he scales equivalent to super sonic
which ultimately means nothing because he can simultaneously beat up several giant robots but get punched out by knuckles
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>>563136195
Turn the fucking computer off. Joe even confirms that if you're not retarded or quickly get bored and quit the game, X will fuck off.
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>>563159109
It's sadly more common than you think
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdCKIic2ScA
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>>563099756
>approved by Coolrash
has anyone tried it?
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>>563099756
>>563189902
It's rape victim shit
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>>563192653
Elaborate
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>>563192653
can someone who actually played it say if it’s good or shit
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>>563196813
Gamer who played the game here
It's rape victim shit
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>>563199919
What does that even mean
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>>563204778
It's just a buzzword for "thing I don't like"
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>>563154114
Weird energy bro...
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>>563207476
i know right? browsing /v/ for 2 whole years is enough to erode the walls of the soul. the worst type of fate...
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>>563176483
I'm glad "Joe" has answered these important questions about the "Sonic.EXE canon"
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>>563214663
yep, lore is all that matters in sonic.exe, since the gameplay will be bad, regardless of what they do.
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>>563214663
That was abolished a while ago. Now it's just a retake.
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Bump
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Has anyone ever made an exe or general horrorbrew oc who instead of being malicious, just gaslights the player into believing certain video game rumors, like a cosmic deity that adds luigi to one kid’s copy of mario 64 one night but whenever the kid tried to find luigi afterwards, he couldn’t
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>>563224234
Yeah I made one like that
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>>563224234
Didn't that one gamer girl exe that was associated with xenophanes have a similar concept
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>>563229129
Oh my god, you mania,c you blew it all by making me remember that deviantart oc
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>>563235368
My bad
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>>563196813
https://litter.catbox.moe/asq9k578wnn0jjfv.mp4
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>>563245660
dolphin porn do not open
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>>563245660
>seething at a exe game
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>Creepypasta
HOLY FUARK
HOLY FUAAAAAARK
HOLY FUAAAAAAAAAARK
etc.
>Analog Horror
Does it TRANSCEND dimensions?!?!
Does it TRANSCEND Space and Time?!?!?
Does it TRANSCEND God?!?!?
Does it TRANSCEND fiction?!?!?
Does it TRANSCEND TRANSCENDENCE?!?!?!?!?
>ARG
Leave your fun at the door.
Mystery puzzle? Oh so you've read the entirety of the textbook on linguistics and editing programs?
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>>563258037
What are you trying to say
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>>563259375
I'm saying Jack is Back!
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every day, i grow stronger by sucking exeg's life force. the thread's keep dying faster and faster
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>>563229129
>that one gamer girl exe that was associated with xenophanes
Who the fuck would think of some retard shit like that
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>>563274002
woman
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>>562940147
Loving the new OSF X design Hatcher
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>>563100509
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>>563274002
If I told you a biological woman came up with it would you believe me
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>>563261267
Laughing Jack?
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>>563279187
I sincerely think getting jumped by teenagers on twitter demotivated him and slowed down updates.
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>>563300448
I killed Hatcher
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>>563300448
It doesn't help that I'm being thoroughly anally raped by Artists Block at the moment, I can't draw anything and I have zero clue how to get past it because it's been going on for weeks
I can still write stuff just fine though
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>>562522096
>Wake up and smell the flowers
then waht?
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>>563315421
Gay
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>>563320031
The die
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>>563292569
no jack negro
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>>563311598
that's what gooning to an IDW character does to a man, melting the brain and killing the soul
crucify idw niggers
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>>563315421
He's gay
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>>563338585
I goon to Archie.
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>>563338585
I've been cranking the hog to her long before my current burnout, I'll have you know
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>>563280642
nightmare shouldn't be around rape vent characters
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Foxy.EXE
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>>563346071
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>>563347186
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>>563347623
>>
cytube in 30 minutes
we're watching Return of the Jedi
cytu be /r/exegarbage
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>>563345245
Just admit you didnt lose your password and that youre too afraid to get bitched out by Churgney "Lord of Cucks and Dead Niggas" Gurgney again
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>>563351932
I intentionally locked myself out of my account to force myself to detox from social media, the harassment campaign with Sturm ended up being a wakeup call for me that I'd been spending far too much time arguing on xitter with retards. I've found there's a lot of things I could've been spending time doing instead, like 100%ing video games, doing more writing, actually trying to make progress on my game, etc.
I'm sure I could've handled the situation better, but what's done is done I suppose. I'm going to go to sleep now
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>>563354925
Hatcher, with all due respect, you should have fucking listened when shitposters were telling you to get the fuck off xitter, and you're a dumbass for not listening
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>>563354925
>I'm going to go to sleep
sweet dreams
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>>563349921
Why the fuck is /exeg/ watching star wars movies
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>>563361878
Because they're good movies and wanted to try something else, also only two came this session so we're watching punisher analysis instead.
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I am trapped in niggerhell. Please save me
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>>563214482
We share a common enemy and yet take shots at eachother...
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>>563345245
i dont care about how long you have been cooking meals, you suck one dick, you're a dick sucker
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>>563354925
>I've found there's a lot of things I could've been spending time doing instead, like 100%ing video games, doing more writing, actually trying to make progress on my game

I feel this... i wasted too much time watching irrelevant "agartha" videos when i could just be playing games and having fun
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>>563371410
eh, i said the truth and only the truth. only place worse than /v/ is /b/, but that's rock bottom and not a very good thing... anyway i hate everyone
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>>563376005
>i hate everyone
okay well i dont feel so bad now but you should be more thoughtful before posting next time bro
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my sonic.exe oc can alter time and space and real life and your mom, hes also super cool and makes you gay
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>>563379931
what happens if im already gay ?
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>>563380026
he troons you out
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this is an official image
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>>563378035
i hate you and wish nothing more than the worst fate on you
hope you get cancer
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the death of exeg
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what the fuck is this general lmao
this is deader than harry potter
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what if 50 trillion palpatinian iraqian browns went against sonic.exe? would the palpatinians e-beg and retweet their way into defeating sonic.exe?
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>>563388798
>>563392324
People were sleeping.
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>>563392324
is this your first time on a /vg/ general
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>>563406520
>thread is so dead even bait won't prompt a "kill yourself pedophile" reply
grim
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>>563406520
So FUCKING SEXy
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>>563412881
I guess I gotta Try Harder then
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>>563412881
Truly this is Mika's Fault
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>>563415205
If I had my way then Mika would be pregnant with twins by now
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Do you people even play good games sometimes
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>>563420484
I play cod mobile
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>>563420484
I'm a machine that turns shit games into bad laughs with good friends.
Bad games are better than good games sometimes desu.
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>>563420484
My taste is too esoteric for /exeg/
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>>563420484
I still play Outcome Memories and Mario: The Music Box -arc-
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>>563421635
Outcome Memories is NOT /exeg/teric
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Hatcher drop some X lore if you have anything new, or like anything on Amy X since the wiki states that she's like another demon like him
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>>563423283
X hates killing the Sonic cast, his goal is to catch them and then make it so they can't run away from him anymore. This usually entails him trying to lobotomize them or turn them into dolls that he can play and cuddle with, but he rarely ever does these operations correctly. If one of them dies, it's ruined, so he starts having a meltdown and hurts himself as "punishment", usually smashing his face against the wall while verbally abusing himself or self-flagellation. Once he calms down and has hurt himself enough, he'll reset the world and start over from the beginning again.
Of course, the exception to all of this is Amy, he hates her
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You maniacs! You blew OSF up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!
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>>562532613
>>563076627
FNAF honestly lends itself pretty well to Creepypasta content. It's kind of in that middle ground between "too scary to make a pasta" and "too kiddie to be scary" so it works better than something like a CURSED HAUNTED COPY of Crash Bandicoot.
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>>563426682
This is a very flynncore response because you're giving an in universe explanation to a gameplay mechanic
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>>563427907
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>>563427139
>FNAF honestly lends itself pretty well to Creepypasta content.
Duh, the ones making creepypastas grew up with it
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>>563422835
What about Pressure?
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>>563423283
>>563426682 is not me
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>>563420484
i play tf2 sometimes
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>>563402246
and that led to exeg almost dying. as always, the fault lies with you
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>>563445549
how
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>>563448403
it's your duty to keep exeg alive at all cost, and you failed
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Sonic x TLOU
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>>563452182
@grok translate it for me
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>>563420484
I recently started Alien Isolation.
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>>563453685
Great game, how are you liking it so far?
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>>563454162
I'm having a fun time with it so far, the sound design had unnerved me at multiple points in the game already. My only experience with the Alien franchise was watching the first movie, so I wasn't expecting the whole "run down society" aspect with Sevastopol, but it's a neat element.
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>>563452286
Use DeepL
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>>563420484
yes, currently playing mario the lost levels. this game feels like homework
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>>563420484
Plague Inc Xenolith dlc
After that trying out the Command and Conquer games for the first time
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>>563420484
I play MUGEN
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>>563470617
>trying out the Command and Conquer games for the first time
KANE LIVES
PEACE THROUGH POWER
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>>563470617
Uh
Now that I remember about it
Wasn't there some Xenophanes reworks that were basically Sentient Tiberium?
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>>563476359
you say that as if /exeg/ knew what tiberium even is (i don't know either)
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>>563476359
tiberium? you mean like the monks from Tibet?
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>>563477165
Actually its named after the Tiber river of italy
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>>563476962
TL;DR: a planetary hazard alien crystal life form that uses the terrain, foliage and environment (basically the entire planet it lands on) to create more of itself and mutates anything alive that isn't made of tiberium to be dependant of it thus being an environmental cataclysm
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>>563479192
i think i've heard about something like this in one of those fallout clone games
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>>563432878
What is this, one of those "copyright-free" Sonic.exe designs that were all the rage a few months ago?
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>>563488836
no that's crash sharkycoot
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>>563476359
yeah
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/401848720/#402001320
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>>563495114
>2022
God
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Good morning exeg
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>>563476359
I think I remember that
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>>563472026
Practice your combos on Mika
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>>563488836
Yes
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>>563528735
From what I'm hearing, is that Daredevil is actually good and blows M85 out of the water. Is that true?
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>>563528735
>>563529706
Can a brother get some context?
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>>563535007
https://x.com/Ultra_Inferno64/status/2042344214516621330
Inferno released a mario exe game that's getting a LOT of attention for having gameplay that's fairly challenging.
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>>562374861
playing this gave me an idea that I think osf could do
if he catches up to you and you're out of rings you should be able to escape his grasp
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>>563536797
>Please add easy mode I suck playing sonic games
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>>563479192
What if you mixed Tiberium with the Chaos Emeralds/Master Emerald
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>>563539767
I am good at Sonic Games. I just hate X
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>>563540562
why are you here if you hate X
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>>563544772
He means he hates Xitter not that he hates X (forma de OSF)
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>>563545059
just say twitter
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>>563553045
this is the part where I reply with that pic of a sarah plush with a fleshlight shoved into her crotch area but I don't have it nor can I find it because the archive is shit and I do not have the stomach to search through those old trash threads
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Man In The Suit status
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>>563557047
It's not a pretty view.
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>>563557047
Natural Selection nothing new to see here
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>>563557047
Isn't he like 17?
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>>563557047
Imagine attempting to kill yourself after making Analog Horror
Truly the CorpseSyndrome of the 2020s
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>>563557047
And another one bites the dust
2026 has been harsh to the pasta community so far
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>>563557047
>is criticized once
>kills himself
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>>563557047
>7 hours ago
Are you telling me that for half a day nobody here wanted to talk about Unknowingly doing an hero
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you people are awfully insensitive
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>>563559864
I was born without the ability to feel empathy
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>>563559864
I didn't like Man in the Suit nor I have an emotional parasocial conection to Unknowingly
The only I can say is that I'm glad he didn't take anyone with him to hell like CorpseSyndrome did
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>>563559864
I believe at this stage of internet life we can all say for certain that internet horror content doesn't attract mentally stable people, some more concerning and dangerous than others.
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>>563557047
These news are doing shockwaves in the analog horror community right now.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rRU5-3trYE
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>>563557047
epic fail
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>>563557047
>seething randoms send constant death threats
>allows them to get what they wanted
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>>563557047
Are there sources who confirm his death or did he fail to pull it off
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>>563563606
Good song btw
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>>563557047
This isn't his first attempt at doing an alt+4 btw
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>>563559864
Guess what niggers do to my unwashed anus
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>>563559864
You idiot, let me tell you something about suicidal people. they dont want attention, because they don't want people to stop them from killing themselves.

The fact that he decided to tell everyone about it means that either he's seeking attention or that he's addicted to internet attention. Yes, it's sad that he's trying to kill himself, but saying that it was unexpected is a lie. That's like being surprised you got cancer by smoking. Duh.
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>>563564321
post deleted, what did it say
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>>563561169
>shockwaves
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>>563135127
op behind that "the PPG would kill X" thing here, ...what the fuck?
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you grifters are awfully insensitive
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...anyone here looking forward to Knuckles' Week At Sonic's tomorrow?
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>>563571931
WAIT IT'S ALREADY OUT???
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>>563570713
Exactly, if Unknowingly was genuinely mental then that post would read something more like "My son/relative (real name) killed himself a week ago" or something like that as one of his family relatives or parents lets his subscribers know what happend with him.
This wasn't like that, so it more of an attention whore pity party than a real suicide note and as >>563564410 noted this isn't the first time he said he was going to kill himself.
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>>563570713
>internet attention
wow that's what i get for staying 3 days awake
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>>563570848
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562374861/#563563606
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>>563574523
image does not load. shit
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>>563574592
it's just godzilla
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I think Godzilla is the cinema equivalent of Sonic
It's the only way to explain the autism that gets attached to him
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>>563577496
Anything that's autistic is just another form of Sonic. Trains are the vehicle version of Sonic
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>>563577865
trainpunk
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>>563559864
butter golem
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https://x.com/A_Deer2112/status/2043709879697707167
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>>563584602
He's correct, analog horror is mostly made up by people who have a very narrow view of the world and have had bad relationships with their fathers

Like rape, it's only scary if you were raped, as for everybody else, it's boring
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>>563584602
mogged by max and rhubarb
his ytps are really creepy
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HessEXE
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>>563586789
so, whens the mod cuming out?
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>>563587030
Never.
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Morning
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>>563571613
He's right
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Which creepypasta characters would George Floyd overdose?
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>>563605195
Just ask normal questions without making it related to /pol/ slop
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Good news hatcher!
Sturm and Friends are burning Hit Single right now and taking a public hit on their reputation because HassenX is a GROOMER and the Sturm cabal forgave HIM!

This is why you ALWAYS play the long game and don't lash out the instant your enemy makes a mistake.
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>>563607820
What creepypasta characters would die in a livestream?
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>>563611139
clockwork
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>>563605195
What does it mean for George Floyd to overdose somebody? Does he inject someone with fentanyl until they overdose, or does he do that person like a drug until he overdoses? In the former case, Lacey, and in the latter case, Happy Appy
>>563611139
Mr Mix
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>>563611139
Squidward would Ronny McNutt himself because that's what he always does
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To the last I grapple with /exeg/! From hell's heart I spam at /exeg/! For hate's sake, I spit my last Flynnpost at /exeg/, thou damned general!
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why is the captcha not working today
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>>563619013
Sonic.exe hacked the captchas. If you fail a captcha 3 times you get turned into a transexual furry
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>>563623043
what the fuck
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>>563618987
Hello there Naxinet
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>>563563009
There have been "updates" in the situation, if the twitter and reddit posts are anything to go by, it seems that Unknowingly was stalked, harrased and "groomed" for months to kill himself by a capital T Tranny.
So this is indeed attention whoring behavior but not from Unknowingly's part, he's just the sacrificial lamb used to make people care about a "She/Her" who castrated himself.
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>>563626803
But is Unknowingly dead or not
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Backrooms entity retakes (1/5)
https://x.com/RADZULAYXE/status/2044080577452863681
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>>563627950
post the rest
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>>563633437
These fucking captchas man, they're killing me
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>>563627348
if he is dead, he's missing out godzilla minus zero
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>>562421524
Never thought I would see Cake's kink art here but here we are.
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Do you think the reason EXE hates Lord X is because Lord X fed EXE green beans even when he said he hated them?
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>>562421524
>>562421524
do troons really?
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corpsesyndrome apparently was on the news https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfK6PBz4BA8
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>>563557047
Unrestricted internet access claims another one
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>>563638030
No its because he DIDNT feed him green beans, instead X gave him junkfood, autism food, and other weird shit that a growing boy wouldn't benefit from
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>>563627950
>>563633703
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>>563656428
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>>563656618
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>>563658513
>>563656618
>>563656428
>>563633703
>>563627950
This is woke
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>>563656428
>>563656618
>>563658513
>>563633703
The backrooms being filled with monsters that manifest from the lurkers' childhood nightmares is an honestly good interpretation and a cool way to explain why there are monsters to begin with, even if you disagree with the idea.
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>>563658513
>>563656618
>>563656428
>>563633703
>>563627950
This is woke
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Bump
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>>563662440
What do the backrooms have to do with childhood? It's a hallway. This is retarded
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>>563666097
The backrooms don't have any established lore beyond being a dreamscape pocket dimension that's implied to have monsters lurking. It's extremely vague, with a lot left up to interpretation.
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>>563668363
But there are no monsters
There's nothing
Just an empty world outside the borders our own world
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>>563668765
>But there are no monsters
>There's nothing
It's implied in the fucking original post. I know it's meant be a
>fear of the unknown
type of gimmick but the existence of monsters was always implied
https://files.catbox.moe/6nav1b.jpg
the site is so broken I can't even post images at the moment but here
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What if Ian Flynn's childhood trauma became a monster in the Backrooms?
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FIX THIS FUCKING CAPTCHA
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>>563675879
I'd cum
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ATTENTION /EXEG/
THIS IS MIKA TALKING
I HIJACKED THE CAPTCHA, PREVENTING EVERYONE FROM POSTING NORMALLY
I WILL HOLD YOUR POSTING HOSTAGE UNTIL 100GB OF HAND-DRAWN LORD X PORN IS DEPOSITED TO MY PERSONAL E-MAIL
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY STORY
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>>563420484
I've been playing the Battle network games and they're pretty fun.
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>>563677640
I didn't know Mika bombed cloudfare's servers in Israel
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Cloudflare is finally unfucked
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>>563677640
https://files.catbox.moe/unmwd8.png
Here's your ransom payment
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>>563680917
Nothing is showing
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>>563683276
You are a fool
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hey guys can u play my scary sonic game
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>>563683276
My bad, here you go :)
https://files.catbox.moe/unmwd8.png
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>>563683670
Does it have blood in it?
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>>563608465
Proof?
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>>563540405
Xenophanes but good
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FIX YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE HIRO
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>>563683670
I'm not playing outcome memories
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i liek creepy pastas :)
my favorite one is vs sonic exe (like the one in the picture :o)
the laugh is so horror like pibby, cant sleep at night :/
i didnt like abandoned by disney, to many sexual undertones and libertarian politics :((((((((
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4chan is kill
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>>563693349
>UUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ASS IS ON FIRE
>NEVER LET NIGGERS TONGUE YOUR ANUS UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
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>>563693349
I'm waiting for the punchline, OP
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>>563693606
The punchline is the end of the thread.
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>>563693606
The punchline is Outcome Memories
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>>563688956
https://nitter.net/mikufan9999/status/2043692326468378839
sort the comments by newest in silly billy for futher proof
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>>563608465
>enemy
>>
Everyone who is against me is the ENEMY
Everyone who is not agaisnt is also soon to be the ENEMY
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>>563696723
Huh
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>>563694617
this community is cursed
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>>563693606
The punchline is the game
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If Jeff the killer had the Omnitrix, which alien would he choose?
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>>563716469
Ghostface
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>>563716825
*ghostfreak
you stupid nigger
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>>563716953
Sorry, but I am a grown man and therefore have not watched Ben 10 in fifteen years
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>>563718276
it's okay to reminisce, gramps
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>>563076627
I like the Funtime Freddy having fleshy bits behind the mask and human teeth
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>>563719307
You reminisce about Ben10?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laOLXERaeQM
Luigikid's getting divorced
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>>563720823
no not really
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>>563721980
Okay, what did Mr.Pixel do this time?
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>>563721980
He was married? I didn't know that.
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>>563727814
He fucked Luigikid's wife
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Creepypasta cosplayers always cringe
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>>563742490
do creepypasta cosplayers still even exist
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>>563748930
they're extintic
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>>563753117
You mean extinct
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>>563756845
You mean exetinct
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>>563756845
You mean EXEtinct
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>>563742490
You can see the blonde one is trying too hard to be sexy and its just sad
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>>563694617
why do people keep making a spectacle out of google docs and fuck around with some arrogant shit making excuses and post shitty memes? it's so retarded that i can barely take any of them seriously
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>>563741905
What a chad
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>>563741905
what the fuck I love Sonic.OMT now!
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exe community is so cursed they're trying to patch it up with something called lend-a-ring
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Which creepypasta characters would do the stinky migrant challenge?
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>>563540405
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>>563772416
Where do you come up for these dumbass questions
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What if David Fucking King and Sabotage tampered with Ian Flynn's credit score? Would he need to freeze his account for 90 days?
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>>563778241
>brown hands typed this post
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>>563557047
People are burning bridges with the godzilla community because of this
They're blaming all zillafags for making unknowingly kill himself
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Did you guys played the Super Mario Bros. Daredevil Edition? I knew it was a Coolrash Mario.EXE remake, but I'm gonna try it too.
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its a me! mario!
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Guys have you played Super Mario Bros. Daredevil Edition yet? You should try it and share what you liked about it.
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>>563785314
Daredevil?
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>>563785314
Daredevil?
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>>563785707
>draw me like one of your French girls
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>>563788094
>Daredevil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h6QFqGla7E
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>>563785314
This general would rather kill itself than actually do the thing it was made for. I doubt anyone itt has even seen the gameplay footage.
https://youtu.be/BO-1HYvtEfw?si=j-v4cJ6Zz5cj4IgI
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>>563785314
>Made by Ultra Inferno
Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger!
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>>563789452
I agree Inferno is a fag but the game from what I've seen does more than the bare minimum.
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>>563789984
The Mario 1-1 devs have no excuse if he can make a game that has four whole levels
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>>563791130
Daredevil Mario is what M85 wishes it could be.
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Daredevil savagely rapes OSF
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>>563792107
>OSF savagely rapes Daredevil
FTFY
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Guys have you played Outcome Memories yet? You should try it and share what you liked about it.
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>>563792107
True!
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>>563792257
Do I look like an underage troon or a pedophile to you
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>>563792396
Yes
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Holy kino.
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>>563785314
I gave it a shot, honestly thought it was cool so far. Coolrash gave Inferno permission and it does function well so even if you like Inferno or not, I can respect the remake so far. It was challenging, but it also kept that bullshit qte with the zombie toad. I know some of you don't really fuck with the Daredevil Mario look, but I'll take it. I personally liked it.
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>>563792625
God be with you because Im not
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>>563793342
You're my outcome memory, anon <3
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>>563794342
Dont touch me you fucking heathen
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>>563793321
Daredevil Mario.exe's physique being Wario inspired is a cool touch.
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>>563794396
Lets make the memory our best outcome!
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>>563795323
dandy fucks 2011x
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>>563795509
he's got osf eyes
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>>563793321
>"Coolrash gave Inferno permission and it does function well so even if you like Inferno or not, I can respect the remake so far."
>Posts reference sheet
Oh my God, please kill all normgroids. You people are actually cattle and deserve to be raped by your Hispanic or Pakistani uncles
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>>563797338
He has a fucking game what more do you want? The problem with ref sheets only applies when they're contentless.
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More or less transparent than coronation day but sonic?
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>>563798534
I know you're talking about Green Mountain but it's obvious that game was rip off of MARIO. Not Coronation Day.
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>>563797338
>said character have a game that he's in
Please take your own advice and die post haste. Your life is NOTHING! you serve ZERO purpose! You should kill yourself, NOW.
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Guys... I'm feeling under the weather, please talk to me like Ian Flynn
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>>563800070
live and learn
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>>563800070
No fuck you.
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>>563796007
No he doesn't
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If there's something I can vouch: this fucking game can filter a normie with it's precision jump timing. I fucking hate these poisonous mushrooms more than the infested goombas. A Mario pro let alone a SMB1 pro will have better time with this shit than I would.
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>>563797338
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>>563807175
yes now go play the lost levels on the nes and detail your journey to us
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>>563807456
do I have to or are you just fucking with me
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>>563807574
yes
i played the game, its hard, but not 'lost levels' hard
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>>563807898
i might think about it
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>>563808067
you might as well
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>>563808108
not anytime soon
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>>563797817
>>563799302
I get tranny third-worlders are too retarded to understand anything not explicitly laid out but you coming here to get "le BASED /exeg/ support" for your check list "games" doesn't suddenly unmolest you, nor does it make sense. All the e-celebs left! There's no "based spic cloud lady" for you to appease anymore
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>>563810238
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you okay in the head? Were you molested? At least try to make sense with what you're foaming in the mouth about because nobody is trying to appease anyone here.
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>>563810238
I get 2011x mains are too retarded to understand anything not explicitly laid out but you coming here to get "le BASED rage mode" for your check list "kills" doesn't suddenly unnerf you, nor does it make sense. All the Tails mains left! There's no "based cat lady" for you to focus anymore
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>>563810238
It's a fucking creepypasta game.
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>>563811525
>IT'S NOT A FUCKING GAME! IT'S MY LIFE!
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>>563810238
But of COURSE! IT all makes sense! /exeg/ cannot be based if true every user is black! Thank you, anon! May your skin be blacker than any burnt body!
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>>563813348
Hell does Bellicus gotta do with this
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>>563813497
i don't like him, thats all
he's black
i'm green
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This is retarded just play the damn game and quit being a bitch.
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>>563785314
You die at the end even if you win so it sucks.
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Morning
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>>563807175
I haven't played SMB1 in a while but after a few playthroughs, this game is not really that hard and it is not a 1:1 accurate recreation of the original SMB either which that would make it a lot harder, but no one will notice that unless you are a true autist.
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>>563835742
*Physics
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>>563813551
Why are you green
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>>563825367
It's suppose to suck because the devil hates you
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>>563810903
>>563811332
>>563811525
>>563813348
Unrape yourself

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