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>first bedrock preview has a bug where sulfur cubes stick to ceilings and can move forever
>guy on xitter popularizes the bug by using it to make zip lines
>somewhere along the line, people claim that honey and slime blocks let sulfur cubes stick to ceilings
>can’t find any official mention of this or any sign in game besides the obvious bug
>closet thing is that honeycomb makes them “sticky”, but nothing about sticking to ceilings
>guy who made the zip lines didn’t even use honey or slime blocks but they stuck to the ceiling anyway
Has the community ever gaslit themselves this hard? Sulfur cubes don’t accept honey or slime blocks on java but do on bedrock, so many they’ll actually implement it but without the infinite movement

>>563303491
To be fair, the changelog for that bedrock preview was extremely lacking in detail. It literally tells you to "Experiment and discover how to send Sulfur Cubes bouncing, sliding, and more!".
>Has the community ever gaslit themselves this hard?
They do this on a regular basis. And I wouldn't call it gaslighting, it's just myths and misinformation. Remember sand and sugar cane?

>>563306362
>Remember sand and sugar cane?
No? What happened?

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>>563303491
I think they're just desperate to turn a mediocre drop into something worth looking forward to. Can you really blame them?

>>563308259
For many years, it was a widespread myth that sugar cane grows faster on sand.

>>563311498
for >>563306873

>>563298596
>eceleb edition
shan't be postin in this edition again
>>563306873
I believe he is referring to the myth that sugarcane can only be grown on sand, or that it grows faster, both of which are untrue. I can't remember what the myth was

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How to save the Chaos Cubed drop? Concrete slabs and stairs. Not only would it throw the community a bone, but it would also make up for desaturating cinnabar and sulfur, and what's more chaotic than building with strong primary colors?

I know sugar cane does not grow faster on sand but I SWEAR that it FEELS like it does! No joke.

>>563315276
>How to save the Chaos Cubed drop?
Sulfur cubes drop sulfur powder which you can use to craft the blocks, craft gunpowder with coal/charcoal and bonemeal, or quickly oxidize copper

>>563316148
Does anyone really care about gunpowder not being accessible in peaceful? It's already super easy to farm from creepers. But it would be nice to have a way of oxidizing blocks quickly, so that'd be a nice addition

>>563316148
this is such a good, simple idea, but they won't do it. they don't seem to think about tieing nujang ideas into existing features

>>563318753
Because a normal player shouldn't have to cheese the game and abuse spawning mechanics to make farms, that's bad game design. And also because it's sulfur, why wouldn't it be used for gunpowder?

hc is going to smash their donation record, 500K in the sign game alone.

>gem is the only one who’s actually cute
fucking grim, they really need to step it up next season

>>563303491
It doesn't matter anyway, you can do it on java without the bug and make it even faster.
https://xcancel.com/Killo_V/status/2042028210821451870

>>563325052
I mean, you can easily get a stack or two of gunpowder from a single night with looting 3. You don't need to make a farm, unless you want like an entire shulker box of TNT, so I really don't get your problem. But I also wouldn't complain if they added that recipe, I just wouldn't use it

>>563333502
You don't even need the spear if you use a piston with a slime block, and build the rail out of blue ice. Or you could use a minecart instead of a cube, like what people have been doing since the lead update

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happy ghast bump

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why did mojang abandon rtx? vibrant visuals is not that good

does anyone ever play indev? the limited worlds seems like it could be interesting

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>page 10
agnes, this is all your fault…

>>563366768
Jeb didn't do much better, really.

>>563351460
Because it was just one of those "rtx on" promotional things for nvidia that even 20 year old games got.

>>563351460
rtx was a one-time nvidia-only gimmick, vv's going to work for all

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>>563351460
Who knows?

https://minecraft.wiki/w/Unused_textures#Sulfur_Ball
>sulfur ball

>>563316148
So it’s not powder, it’s a slimy ball?>>563401446 I mean I guess that could work

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>Still no Ender Tank

>>563401446
It will probably be something like
>crafting multiple of it together makes sulfur blocks
>crafting surfer blocks with ??? makes cinnabar blocks
>brewing it will make nausea potions

stop dying, the next snapshot will SAVE the game

>>563412668
>the next snapshot will SAVE the game
>next snapshot in reality
>new blocks will become even less saturated to not look like primary colors
>any fun interactions with the cum cube will be removed

if the end was updated, and the aether, deep dark dimension, twilight forest, moon dimension were all added next update, would minecraft be saved?

>>563416083
If all those things would be implemented WELL then yes

>>563416083
Depends, will any of those fix minecarts and enchanting?

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>>563417304
>>563426067

>>563401446
>open Mojang internal tool
>right-click Slime, click duplicate
Still, I'm sure there's at least one more block, item, or feature left before the drop launches

>>563416083
Use mods?

>>563430352
Of course there is, there's always more.
https://xcancel.com/RyanCooper/status/2042618862601146391
>It’s only going to get better!

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>Behold… the HEROES of /mcg/…

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>>563442949

>>563442949
only one I recognize is bdubs and I know scar is the cripple. I don't care for most of the hermits, though their charity event thing is for a good cause, so that's good

>>563443663
gem is so cool

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>>563443795
I recognize Grian because he was in the last Minecraft Live, and Gem because of her "fans" in this general. And the cripple.

>>563455223
hey all I did was find the source

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New lore dump, if nobody saw it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsztps8YQ4s

>>563454094
what's idubbz doing there?

>>563442949
>minecraft youtubers are all autistic
yup, checks out

>>563456498
When you've been a cuckold for so long, it stops being as exciting as it once was. He's now looking for new depths of humiliation

>>563442949
>>563443663
perhaps it's because i haven't used social media in over a 2 decades but seeing bdubs as a screaming baby made me let out an audible chuckle
also i thought he was supposed to be super tiny and that's why they all joke about his height? he's the same size as most of them. impulse has made fun of him more times than i can remember yet he looks smaller or the same height

>>563458087
look closely. bdubs is standing closer to the camera than the others, making him look taller. classic manlet trick. but impulse and tango do look to only have an inch or two on him, and they constantly shit on him for being short

>>563458828
I think the running joke stems from Bdubs being insecure about his height, rather than him actually being short

>>563443663
>>563442949
that girl with the mask and glasses, is that cleo? i heard she was showing her face for the first time to everyone by coming to an event

>>563460947
yeah. I could've sworn she did a face reveal before, but guess not.

>>563460947
it's got to be. no one besides a tranny would be wearing a mask in fucking 2026

>Decided on a build with oxidized copper
>Build with regular copper instead of letting it oxidize first
Yep time to afk the night

Less than 36 hours until Mojang adds quick copper oxidation and peaceful-friendly gunpowder, SAVING this drop…

>>563442949
this is so embarrassing

>>563442949
Scar is a nice dude. Truly a shame he got muscle dystrophy at 18.

When will we get an option to opt out the big mountains and caves? They make me and my builds feel small and insignificant

>>563483652
He's the best dude on the server, as far as I'm concerned

thoughts of the Nautilus?

>>563500279
https://youtu.be/v-aLG5xZVtM?si=iOGFhKTHB6Ho-tZF
It makes for a cool chair

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>>563442949
>>563443663
Where's Etho?

>>563501418
Honestly looks pretty nice. Not as nice as a /sit command, but you know

>>563513308
Deleted from the timeline.

>borderless fullscreen is finally a standard setting
>copper golems for sorting
>crafters for crafting
>cliffs & caves
It's been a long time but I think it's time I kill the dragon in vanilla.

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>>563298596
Decided to post a Stonetoss comic meme based on my opinion on the current state of minecraft modding.

>>563366768
>>563374809
Tbh If this meme is true then it would make sense why mobs like the armadillo and copper are the one of the only nu minecraft mods that are actually useful and why they are a big deal compared to sniffers and creakings which are total wasted potential.

>>563526924
I mean't
>copper
copper golem
>mods
mods
christ I am hammered from the god damn drinks.

>>563527037
>563527037
>mods
mobs
God fucking dam it.

Why the fuck haven't strongholds been updated since they were first added? They still use smooth stone slabs and cobble stairs because the stone brick variants didn't exist back then. The loot and layout and the actual building sucks ass.

>>563527193
Go home anon, you're drunk.

>>563528837
Yeah. I'm the most sober anon dude. I need to collect my sister from horse riding practice and I would never ever ever ever ever never crash the car into a moose..I promise!
Btw what do you think of my first post?
>>563526502

>>563527659
Too iconic to change.

>>563532843
Oh go fuck yourself

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snapshot in ~18 hours, live

>>563543631
creeper titty bump

It’s been years since I last killed the dragon or visited the end in vanilla survival

TOMORROW is the day! Minecraft will finally be saved

Tomorrow's snapshot will add nothing new, and will nerf the monorails and other cool things people have been using the Sulfur Slime for.
Tomorrow will be the day that Minecraft will finally be DOOMED.

>>563532128
>Btw what do you think of my first post?
is very funni and tru

don't die, /mcg/...

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Thinking about building this in the game. What blocks should I use? What blocks besides white concrete, I mean.

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update on my 2 week phase base, built enchanting table on floating island, figured it would look whimshicall there, also fireflies give it cool magical effect around it

>>563589703
granite, maybe the 2nd state of worn copper that looks kinda brown, jungle planks/wood. perhaps quartz, calcite, maybe even some polished diorite in some places for decoration/detail. mud bricks might work too

>>563578175
Jokes aside, the next snapshot will probably indicate Mojang's direction with this drop. We'll see if they value fun or balance, and whether they have anything else meaningful in store

>>563589703
Good luck making thin white pillars. There are no quartz walls in the game, no polished diorite walls, and no calcite walls. Pale wood fences is pretty much your only option

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I built this too close to my base huh?

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friends roped me into playing bedrock somehow after 10+ years of not touching it
so yeah let's bedrock
gonna turn the black lodge into my base. I'll make the main two rooms pretty much 1:1 to the show and then chuck the rest behind another 'curtain'
my question for you fags is how do I make look a bit more organic looking without devolving into block vomit? is it even really possible? i'm probably going to swap out the black terracotta for brown once I get to a jungle for brown dye, I think that matches the actual floor of the lodge better

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-26-2-snapshot-3
new snapshot, added sulfur spikes to sulfur caves, updated the textures of sulfur/cinnabar blocks

A new block called Sprayer! (or whatever you want it to be called, it doesn't matter)
>place a cauldron
>fill it with any potion
>put a campfire beneath it
>wait for it to start boiling
>put the Sprayer on top of it
>it now creates an aerosol cloud of that potion, applying 2s of its effect onto anything that enters the cloud, refreshing every second
>soulfire campfire either makes larger clouds or allows for effect to linger for longer
This way you can have a potion's effect on you infinitely, but you can't just arbitrarily exploit it because it requires some time and setup to get working. Plus whatever potion you put there applies to every single entity in the cloud, including hostile ones, so you'll have to factor that in too if you want to use it for combat
>but isn't this just beacon but with potions?
Beacons are shit, they are needlessly expensive and obtuse. Whereas my suggested method is very intuitive, accessible enough to be practical, and you don't need to read the wiki to understand it
y/n?

>>563601893
>retextured dripstone and... that's it
wow, really swinging for the fences there, Mojang

>>563602262
congrats, you just made more convoluted lingering potions! lingering potions just need to be buffed to last longer, because right now they are worthless

>>563591937
>whimsical
The exact word that appeared in my head when I saw the screenshot. I kind of love it

>>563366768
where's the rest of this

>>563602262
>Beacons are shit, they are needlessly expensive and obtuse.
Beacons should be expensive. Having a never-ending potion effect is a broken ability and should not be easily accessible
>Whereas my suggested method is very intuitive
Do you really believe players will know to right click a cauldron with a potion, place a campfire under it, and then place your new block on top without either someone telling them that's how it works or looking it up on the wiki. That's not an intuitive solution at all. Also, beacons already tell you how they work in their GUI. They aren't obtuse at all

>>563601893
>Sulfur Cube mob - Can no longer be picked up by Boats
I kind of expected something more on the cum-cube front than this. Maybe next week...

>>563602380
At least it makes the biome look way better, but it makes me question if they added it in a panic because people were complaining? Otherwise, why wasn't it part of the Live?

>>563602926
my theory is that they added it because they had already showed off everything they were planning to include in the drop, and people were obviously disappointed with the cum cube

>>563601784
You really only have three ways of making a build better: texture (not necessarily block vomit), depth, and detail. Alternating red wool with another block might give the curtains a more wavy feel, but I'm not sure there is another block that would fit. If you used a block with walls instead of wool, you could alternate full blocks and wall to create that same wavy depth. Maybe red nether brick? Could work if it's dimly lit. You also can't add much detail since the Black Lodge is purposefully sparely decorated, but then maybe you can get away with flat walls specifically for that reason. Just add two couches and a lamp in the corner and see how it looks in practice

brainlet here. How does it work inviting people to your home world? Do i have to set up a server or tick a box or something? I've had this game for years and never really understood how people find servers without a browser. You have to have an IP to connect right?

>>563603212
Nah, they definitely have something more to show. There's still like 5-6 weeks of snapshots, and they can't just be tweaking the block textures and working on the cube for all that time. But the spikes could still be a "oh shit, no-one likes the new biomes, can we fix this somehow?"

>>563603564
after the disappointment that was the Tiny Takeover drop, I'm really not expecting any more features/blocks to be added this drop

>>563603564
The spikes are just copypasted existing blocks with a couple new interactions, this took less than 1 full workday's worth of work. If they were planning to add them all along then they wouldn't postpone it like that, something this easy would definitely have been in the initial reveal. It's 100% damage control, they fully expected the cumslime alone to singlehandedly carry the entire update

Seems someone else had my idea for a cum cube conveyor belt (6 min), though with better movement: https://youtu.be/ei8X61aGV1A

>>563604763
But the baby mobs were at least spread out over the full snapshot phase. We've already seen everything the Live had to offer (and more), and I don't think they'd want several successive snapshots with basically empty patch notes

>>563606062
Yeah, that's exactly why it made me curious. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in Mojang's office

A nitpick but I really dislike how they've basically adopted the word "cube" for slime-like mobs (the actual slime will almost certainly be renamed to "slime cube" too)
It's just so... so uninspired and generic? That's like if they'd called Husks "Desert Zombie". Couldn't they have come up with something more creative?

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>>563607319
Blame the magma cube, I guess? That's when it started, 15 years ago. Not that "sulfur slime" would have been much better, but then I don't get the sulfur theming in the first place. It would have been much cooler if it had been ball made from latex from rubber trees. Craft a tap, attach it to a tree, wait a while, and then harvest with a bucket. Maybe even have a cauldron below the tap and have it fill up slowly over time, just like lava under dripstone?

On another note: turns out looking up "latex cube" gives some interesting results

>>563607631
Don't google "latex bed"

>>563607631
that image scares me

no joke

>>563608482
I did, and all I found was actual latex bed. Though I think I know what you're referring to

>>563609157
It seems like it would either be thoroughly meditative or horrifically panic inducing, with no middle ground

>cold biomes have their own skeleton variant
>stray is a direct upgrade of a normal skeleton, basically just skeleton 2.0 with no tradeoffs
>hot biomes have their own skeleton variant
>parched is a sidegrade of a skeleton, shoots tipped arrows but at the cost of being weaker and shooting slower
Am I the only one failing to see any consistent logic in this

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>>563614294
There's also the humid variety, which is like the parched but with poisoned arrows. In fact, I think strays, parched, and bogged, all have the exact same stats but with different arrow types

>>563614618
According to the wiki at least, both bogged and parched have lower fire rate and health than the normal skeleton, whereas strays have identical stats but with tipped arrows on top of it

>>563614294
I guess parched can ride the camel

>>563616290
we need a minecart update already. make them fast and allow connecting them. that's all

>>563616728
>we need a minecart update already
We already got one, it's called Create

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The biome looks better now but it still feels like it's missing something. Since it's just a recolor of the dripstone caves still

>>563614294
Don't forget Wither Skeleton
When are we getting Creeper variants?
Even just so they blend in with surroundings better would be appreciated.

>>563621760
Wither Skeletons are too different from normal skeletons, they are actually closer to zombies, and I don't mind them being a direct upgrade to the zombie because they are meant to be higher tier enemies and they spawn in places that are meant to be higher danger
My point was that stray, bogged and parched were all meant to be sidegrades of normal skeletons (even the way the game handles their spawning is to first spawn a normal skeleton and then randomly swap it into a sidegrade), which implies them all being of comparable strength - except the stray is somehow strictly better than all three of its counterparts for no discernible reason
>When are we getting Creeper variants?
I'm afraid the only change we'll ever see to the creeper is it getting either heavily nerfed or outright removed from the game at large (maybe relegated to some obscure biome)

>>563601893
not mentioned in the change log
>sulfur spikes naturally grow when hanging from sulfur blocks
>four sulfur spikes can be crafted into a sulfur block

Bucket list complete.

>>563616290
I'm really starting to want 2x2 rails that allow for smoother curves. A lot of the train stuff in Create is too much, but those jerky diagonals aren't fun to watch or experience

>>563618548
I should have a permanent fog or something, kind of like the potent sulfur clouds, just to make it more distinct. I don't think the engine supports that, but it would be cool. We need a weather update anyway

>>563624963
Good for you. Still, I see you didn't do the bed strategy. Why not? Are you gay? Do you not know the dragon is female?

>>563626858
Idk what u mean I tried to sleep the first time I went in and fucking DIED

>>563627896
My man, a dragon weighs like several tons - of course you died if you got in bed first. You have to be on top, duh

>>563626858
Idk what u mean I tried to sleep the first time I went in and blew up lol. I thought that was only the nether u can't sleep.
I've played this game off and on with different mods for years but I always felt like I was skipping a step having not beaten vanilla. The game has way more content now in vanilla, it really surprised me how much QoL they added that still requires autism. I've watched hundreds of hours of this game but actually doing it was harder than expected.
I did use creative flight sparingly for finding a few things including the nether stronghold and the ender portal. I set up villager trading and a few farms. I would like to see a copper golem sorting system in action but idk vanilla is pretty grindy.

Oh wow sorry the site is really shitting the bed today.

https://youtu.be/25Zp5KEEA1g
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!!!
BORING old REGULAR empty end????? no more!!!!!!!! say goodbye to a spooky and desolate landscape, get ready to explore shitty purple trees and blue grass or whatever the fuck. fuck you.
i hope there is never an end update.

After today’s snapshot I’m not sure if >>563401446 has any point anymore, any new uses or recipes involving sulfur could just use the spikes since they’re renewable

>>563625563
4 wide rails and buildable train cars

>>563625563
>>563648750
Why don't you people just use Create? It has exactly what you're looking for. Like why bemoan the lack of a certain feature when that exact feature is sitting available right there completely for free just a couple clicks away

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updated energy drink tier list, still havent drank c4 that one anon recomended, if i find it here in germany, i'll drink it, i also had to turn the shaders off cause i couldnt see the fucking names lmao

>>563654872
>energy drink
more like energoy drink
>germany
more like goymany

>>563654775
I bet you like sucking on a binky too

>>563654775
Because I want to play vanilla. I want the features to be supported by the game itself, and not a mod that may or may not be updated for the new versions of the game. Create is currently stuck on 1.21.1, and I want to be able to play 26.1

>>563628638
He's not even talking about overhauling the end. It's just about playing with new world-gen features and he happened to pick the end for his experiments. But yeah, that's not how I want the end update to look. End biomes should be small oases spread out in a desolate landscape, not a full-on nether-update-styled takeover

>release experiment that improves minecarts
>everyone loves it
>don’t update or do anything with it for almost 2 years
>people have now developed ANOTHER mode of transport that’s faster than minecarts using your latest gimmick mob
what did mojang mean by this?

>>563664874
>release flying block that enables building airships for april fools
>everyone loves it
>pretend like its impossible to implement it in the game and memory hole it
they just mock the playerbase

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>>563664874
Welcome to the club. To think that we could have had stacking potions, but Mojang simply forgot about the whole thing

end update will implement ALL of them trust

>>563665279
>>pretend like its impossible to implement it in the game and memory hole it
That block was buggy as shit though.

>>563666701
also
>combat snapshots
bedrock never even got the 1.9 combat changes, it’s a huge parity issue they have yet to address
>minecarts
many redstone contraptions rely on the current minecart physics

>>563669207
>many redstone contraptions rely on the current minecart physics
Then keep the current physics for regular minecarts, or on regular minecart tracks, and use copper for faster speeds or expanded functionality

>>563624963
The shaders really break that dragon death effect.
>>563628218
The joke is that "the bed strat" would normally refer to the strategy of using bed explosions to damage the dragon, but anon is suggesting that you shoud have sex with the dragon.

>>563603517
On java edition? Yeah, you have to set up a server or use a server host, free or paid, or the official one, Realms, which has a free trial. You can also just use a mod like e4mc, that should be easier.

>>563601784
Maybe try red banners on the curtains.

>>563628638
I'm not saying his proposals are great or anything but the current
>spooky and desolate landscape
isn't exactly fascinating stuff either and the End could definitely use some expansion. There's a reason why you only ever go to the end to get elytra and then forget it exists, it's because it's fucking empty and boring and there's literally nothing to do there
>but it's supposed to be like that!
Why? What exactly forbids it from not being a boring empty wasteland? Notch originally added the End because people were pestering him to add a proper "ending" (to an otherwise completely goal-less game) and he never put much effort into it, doesn't mean it must forever stay that way

>>563673732
>What exactly forbids it from not being a boring empty wasteland?
That leaked internal lore book from a few years ago said that The End supposed to have originally been a dimension full of life similar to the overworld, but it was destroyed over millions of years by the Endermen removing all blocks but the Endstone, which they couldn't pick up.

>>563674963
I don't think that stuff is still relevant. They even have new people in charge of the game now, and I'm pretty sure an end update would be a good PR move if nothing else - especially when you consider how much people loved the nether update. It will happen, we just don't know when. It might be the next big update after Vibrant Visuals, meaning it's still years away

>>563674963
That honestly sounds more like post-factual justification than the original design that was later implemented into the game. A convenient excuse to keep being lazy fucks and avoid working on the End
I mean it's established that Endermen are native to End, why exactly would they just destroy their world? And where are all the blocks they've taken, did they fucking pawn them or what?

>>563678945
The endermen are clearly an allegory to immigration. They're invaders that destroyed the world they came to, and are now moving on to the next one (the overworld), having learned absolutely nothing

>>563401446
>the sulfur ball texture is now used for the sulfur cube's particles, like how slimes use the slime ball texture for particles
Lets hope that's not the only reason that texture exists. It would also look better for slimes to use the slime block texture or their own texture for particles, but they doubled down with this.

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>>563683391
Mojang loves doubling down

>>563683391
Wait, nevermind, it was always used for that, it was just put on that page wrongfully.

>>563683627
What's wrong with this?

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>>563684305

>>563685465
Source?

Anyone play BTA?

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>>563688151
No, I don't really dabble with mods outside of small QoL things if I'm playing old versions like beta. Speaking of which: Mongster, I know you lurk here at the very least. Could you drop your instances for Alpha and Beta?

>>563685465
Birch forests are a mistake anyway
>Load up new world
>It's 80% birch forests as far as you can see
>Finally cross the ocean to new land
>More birch forests

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>>563526502
>>563532128
I'm never touching NeoForge or whatever the new tranny platforms that's for sure.

>>563611417
>It seems like it would either be thoroughly meditative or horrifically panic inducing
Yeah, just panic inducing I'd say. Also, how do you even BREATHE in that thing?

>still no chimpanzee in minecraft

>>563708361
You can see the mouthpiece

>>563711474
>chimpanzees as a hostile mob in jungles
>same health as a player but way faster when in a jungle biome
>can two-shot an unarmored player on Hard mode

Yeah, this could work. It could teach kids about the dangers of big monkes.

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>>563714043
>but you see, anon...
>chimpanzees are CUTE!
>we can't have players attacking cute animals
>for having this idea we will also be removing drops from all passive mobs as punishment

>>563714923
More like that behavior is more fitting on a hostile mob so now we got the piglins

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>>563714923
kek, ok
>we can't have players attacking cute animals
that's why the "cute" animal is hostile here and attacks the player first

killing animals in self-defense should be ok even by m*jang and m*crosoft standards, besides, hoglins are literal hogs and they are hostile

Is there a way to modify mob stats? For example I'd like to lower creeper's explosion damage a bit to avoid cave drop oneshots but increase their hp so they don't fold over so easily.

>>563714043
Chimps are chill
>b-b-but
Any wild animal, and even domestic animals, can suddenly become dangerous irl. But do you really think a chimp should be more immediately dangerous than a wolf in Minecraft?

>>563719335
Fair point. Wolves should be hostile too and they should have a chance to give you rabies.

>>563686175
>"concept art is not a commitment"
https://foxynotail.com/minecraft-news/27/mojang-confirms-birch-forests-are-cancelled

>>563695918
That's why an update to them would be welcome, so they're more varied

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>>563708361
>how do you even BREATHE in that thing?

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Thoughts on which proportions are better?

>>563721218
both shit. try applying the golden ratio to your proportions. look it up.

>>563682909
I wish nujank was this awesome

>>563685465
Dunno why but with that stalin photo it always seemed to me that the original photo was just water and skyline and both men were crudely shopped on top afterwards

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>>563721468
No way

>>563720765
Where's the image?

>>563703110
There's no reason not to use Fabric and Neoforge anon. The designated tranny modloader that you should never use is Quilt, they forked off Fabric for quite literally no other reason than fabric's chief maintainer refusing to bend the knee on some retarded little humiliation ritual like making the logo rainbow colored or something like that

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>>563722120
the ratios i use in my builds are golden ratio, 50/50, and 80/20

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>>563722875
>the swastikas

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>>563671102
They can't keep getting away with it.

>>563722352
The concept art I originally posted in >>563683627? It's from the 2021 Minecraft Live. Here's a link with the timestamp: https://youtu.be/w6zLprHHZOk?t=7788

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>>563722352
>>563729665
In fact, here's a screenshot

>>563729665
>>563729873
But where's the censored version?

>>563733791
I don't think the censored version is from Mojang; it's likely a fan edit that removed the features Mojang removed from the wild update (i.e. the birch-forest update and the fireflies). My point was that Mojang doubled down on their bullshit excuses for removing those features. I never claimed that an image that wasn't even in my original post was official

>>563733791
It's a meme, they edited out the parts that nujank has teased but then was too lazy to implement

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We need mirrors in Minecraft

they really should have just added the bracket fungi and made it similar to how pink petals and leaf litter works, starts off with one small piece, then gets bigger with more parts added. give it a hit box as well so you can use it for parkour

>>563744516
>he doesn't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmc0FQV6J44
Some people really are just built different

>>563744660
Just copy the candle, but make it only attach to walls

>>563749494
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776361796379102.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776361796379102.webm

>>563753506
He has a point

>>563734968
But this image that was spread around really makes it look like it's implying they censored it.
Anyway, it is just concept art, that's what concept artists do, they shit out a bunch of random crap that looks cool and the devs take inspiration from it. People got hung up on the birch forest but there's a bunch of other cool stuff that's just in concept art you don't see anyone complain about. They did announce the fireflies, but they listened and we ended up getting them anyway, so does it even matter anymore?

>>563763383
And alongside fireflies, Spring to Life also added fallen trees, falling leaves and short flower clusters in birch forests, which is halfway to what the concept art shows.

>>563763383
That image is a joke, hence the Stalin comparison. It's funny because it's exaugurated. When have Mojang ever shown concept art in a Minecraft Live show for a feature that wasn't added in the coming update/drop, or that hadn't already been added? As far as I'm aware, the birch forest is the only time. They clearly intended it to be part of the next update, but they ran out of time or fucked up the planning or whatever, and had to cut it. Instead of admitting to this, they pulled some bullshit excuse and basically blamed the players for expecting something that they never promised, and they did so in the most corporate way possible in the video they released. That's the issue: their attitude

>>563733791
>>563734968
>>563735524
>>563763383
>>563765856

The image isn't just a meme, it's real

https://youtu.be/nkR6xX_v0pw?t=241

this is a video they released around when The Wild Update released, they show the concept art and removed the fireflies and birch forests from it. Literally trying to memoryhole it.

It wouldn't have come across so bad if they hadn't also put out the video where they blame the community for expecting concept art that was shown at Minecraft Live to be indicative of the features they were talking about adding

https://youtu.be/ixSlQXDOvkM?t=145

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>>563766847
Goddamn, it was an official image? It was actually somehow worse than I thought

>sorry guys we couldn't get this done in time, we'll add it in the next update!
Literally all they had to say
Instead they went full on millennial woman mode

>>563767878
My guess is that they didn't want a repeat of the Caves and Cliffs situation, where they said exactly that

I bought minecraft.
Don't really know why, i haven't played it in years.
Still trying to figure out how the mods work

>>563769637
thank you for your blog post dude

>>563766847
Thank you for an actual source. I can see why they did that, though. People would feel insulted if they showed the fireflies and birch forest again and it would take away from the video. They fixed the "false advertising" before they could complain. It's not like they tried to scrub the original, it's just for this video.

Mojang actually fireflies over a year ago now and you people are still seething about how they didn't add them four years ago.
(You) need to get over it already.

>>563771725
>>563773273
>two minebucks have been deposited in your account

>>563768289
Well in that case they should try not being lazy useless niggers and actually delivering things on time
They expect me to believe that a company with infinite budget (courtesy of being a microslop subsidiary) that employs hundreds of people and operates offices in four countries has genuine troubles implementing a single fucking biome, which is also just a variation of an existing one to boot? Yeah sure jeb sure

>>563777617
The actual core development team that makes most decisions for both versions is pretty small. Minecraft is a finished game, it's a miracle it's still getting bonus content 15 years later, so I'm not too bothered by the next 85 years of dropfeeding. Better than getting too many cooks in the kitchen and making it as soulless and visionless as AAA games.

>>563773273
Mojang also promised fire flies years before they finally added them
Mojang also said it was impossible to add so decided not to add them after show casing them
Mojang then went on to make videos and comments mocking players for wanting fireflies
Mojang then went and added fireflies anyway so all of what they did was for nothing

Defending this, regardless of how serious or trivial the matter is, just doesn't work unless you're being paid or just wanted to bait for attention. Either way you got what you wanted. No one seethes about what happened, it just leaves a sour taste in peoples mouths because a company that exists based solely on trust and loyalty decided to break the consumer bases trust and loyalty, accused said consumer base for being in the wrong then went ahead and gave them what they originally promised acting like nothing ever happened. Adults boycott companies for way less, remember that they exist to serve you not the other way around

>>563773273
>t. Agnes
It’s not about fireflies or birch forests themselves, it’s about Mojang handling the situation in the dumbest way possible. Instead of “concept art is not a commitment” and hiding shit after the fact, they could have just said that they needed more time. Instead of the “fireflies are poisonous” bs that you’d say to an infant, they could have cited technical issues or that they weren’t satisfied with their implementation. Hell, they could have also blamed covid lockdowns, it was so fucking easy but no, they thought gaslighting players who were already annoyed with caves and cliffs being broken up was a MUCH better route to follow

>>563779668
>>563780516
This is what happens when you give women a sliver of power, they keep fucking everything up while acting all smug and bossy AND then blame you for it when they have finally fucked it up so much it's a genuine issue now. This kind of attitude always comes from females, always, not even the most feminized latte numale acts like this
Back in the day neither notch nor dinnerbone nor even jeb treated their userbase the way agnes does

https://xcancel.com/Minecraft/status/2044895449237336229
Minecon is BACK

>>563789582
Do they still do foam pits after the incident? Because that looks like a sulfur foam pit.

>>563789582
They would only bring back minecon if they brought back big updates, imagine spending money to travel somewhere far away only for Agnes to reveal glup shitto #16381 and some more blocks to clog your inventory

i was building my tower and i was making my mine but I had to go around under my ladder into the cave to build a wall for my ladder to keep going and I killed a fucking creeper and there was fucking nothing but i fucking exploded and i play hardcore becuse im hardcare guess ill just start over and do it again

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>>563780516
It's also worth noting that a dev build of Bedrock leaked with firefly code in it

https://youtu.be/oz7Uh9GoAzE?t=322

which just further added salt to the wound in terms of how Mojang handled the situation

for what it's worth I do think the implementation from last year is better than the original mob version, though I do wish they'd add a way to extend particle render distance

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… bump…

>>563778831
>making it as soulless and visionless as AAA games.
80% of what was added after 1.18 is complete slop, whats the difference at this point

>>563795226
retard

>>563809847
I'd be cool with a "furry" type mob in the game. But it has to NOT be furfag-bait like that foxgirl.

>>563816969
So, you're gay and want bara werewolves?

>>563817047
No, nigga. I want like some cool humanoid beast thingy. Werewolves or something similar can work. No need for them to be gae, tho.

>>563817269
Male furries are always gay.

>>563817769
That's a harmful stereotype, anon.

>>563818957
It's truth, homo apologist.

>>563815140
hardcore is kino-coded, tho

>>563819258
It's completely pointless if you aren't a streamer.

rerolling villagers for good enchants was a kino feature, why did they remove it?

>>563825974
What do you mean, you still have to reroll for enchantments?

>>563825974
They didn't. And it's stupid, they should remove it.

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https://www.hallmark.com/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-hmk-onesite-Library/default/dw9e6648b2/images/pdfs/2026%20Dream%20Book.pdf
New mob potentially leaked by hallmark? If you scroll down they have two minecraft ornaments coming out this year, the Allay and something called Blub…

>>563843876
Did they stick bunny ears on a cauldron?

>>563844036
It will have face as attractive as strider.

>>563843876
>spawns in the dedicated new biome and nowhere else
>features an overdetailed texture on an underdetailed mesh
>requires an incredibly convoluted and unintuitive set of interactions to achieve some simple popular modded feature like vein mining

>>563844407
Wouldn't sell as well. Mojang is in its cottagecore phase right now. Everything has to be cute

brown bricks

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>etho turns 40 this year
how is unc coping

>>563857460
lolis

>>563844036
It took 50 hours in blockbench you stupid chud!!!

>>563858646
Lolis dripping with maple syrup. In Canada they call it Louline

>>563858646
explain

>>563865407
https://www.twitch.tv/pearlescentmoon/clip/InspiringBoldWerewolfUnSane-gZODmIEMFW9xd3NF

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>>563843876
>silhouette is suspiciously cauldron-shaped
>blub is the sound effect of bubbling
It’s some kind of living cauldron mob that helps with potion making

>>563882881
I really hope that's not the case. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST FUCKING FIX ISSUES WITHOUT SHOVING SOME GAY ASS MOB IN THERE!?

>>563882881
I'm trying to think how they could make that useful for potion making. Even if you dropped it ingredients you can already do that with hoppers now.
I don't imagine it would perma keep the potion effect for you to drop it bottles/arrows to eat to re-apply it, it would definitely have a cap on the amount of uses before reverting to normal.
Can't think of how they could make it do something new/better compare to the current methods

>>563884049
i could see it as offering higher potency potions (like strength 3, poison 3), longer duration potions (16 minutes instead of 8 maybe?), or potions that can only be brewed through it but not a brewing stand. in exchange it could cost more resources to make potions, take longer, and for the new ones require more exotic or expensive materials.
i'd prefer if they stop adding utility mobs, because it's so extremely bloated at this point it's not even funny. but if they were to, i'd want it to do something actually unique like what i said.

>>563884987
Especially after tiny takeover we need some mobs that actually do interesting stuff instead of just vanity. Sulfur cube does but it's literally multiplayer only. We need some cool stuff for single player, a potion crafting mob would fit

Higher potency would be good. As long as you could use a dispenser for bottles on it. If you had to manually fill them clicking it I don't think it would even be worth the effort since you'd still have to dropper the ingredients onto it. Exclusive potion/effects would be pretty cringe, we have enough mobs like that with the dolphin. It being an upgrade or QoL over tradition brewing would be for the best, otherwise it's a one trick pony

Maybe it will spread the effect of the potion that's inside it in an aura around itself, kinda like a beacon but with one effect only

>>563789582
https://xcancel.com/Minecraft/status/2045263922362790109
>there's a cape
MINECON IS BACK

>>563883336
because marketing

is there a resource pack just to have c418 music only and replaces the discs too? i have installed some mod to fix resource pack music not working but nothings workin

>>563899417
the OP has a resource pack for the music

it's harder to find a pack for music discs but there's this one

https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/unused-ost-discs

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reminds me of this mod