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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen
>News
• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461 /~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Fresh Season is on until 5/30
>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU
>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/
>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
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raiders news NEVER
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We are just going to ignore that Deep Cut is a criminal organization thats rooted into Spatsville's government and other regions like Inkopolis and they get rewarded with a game of their own? The corruption in Splatoon runs deep. It shouldve been Callie and Marie's game.
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need shiver to violently murder me
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Anyone want to fish a king?
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i bet it's going to have roguelite-style explore/scavenge/extraction missions to map out the islands and collect resources to build up your home base a la Fortnite Save The World to defend against periodic Salmon Run wave assaults
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Or how about we just dont know to say for certain?
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>>563537987
yeah, there wasn't even a gameplay reveal
in a trailer for a videogame
it's like making a car reveal trailer without showing the car
...wait
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Get rid of the gaps in it so you can't see through it. Half of the time, using it to block the sightlines of long-range weapons doesn't even work properly.
Also, make it so squid rolling through it doesn't parry the 40 damage. As it stands, charging through an enemy screen is barely a risk since you can just tank it for free.
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teehee draw me I stole signature outfits of /ink/ers like how the mormon tourist stole from prochara
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>>563529323
OP see >>563529509
you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
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In an hour I'm gonna drink some Matcha with Marie.
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I've been thinking about this, but how much would Big Man eat? He's flat but he's also way bigger than any other idol.
Frye apparently eats so much even Big Man is taken aback, which could mean absolutely nothing if Big Man doesn't eat a lot to begin with.
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Yebby will become real in two days.
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Sunken Scrolls show Big Man is a light eater.
Frye is a very active woomy she needs all that food.
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The text for #12 was
>The Manta Clan's Early-Morning Ritual
After careful grooming of their pectoral fins, the family gathers for their favorite breakfast. This unique plankton dish, a family recipe passed down across generations, is said to enhance the mind, body, and bodily toxins."
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Hydra
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with how chaotic the game is supposed to be, it's not very chaotic in terms of fashion desu
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>still no crop tops or shirt knot styles
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>no mesh shirts either
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No woomies for my island.
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Waddafugg!!
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ggs foxhands
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you do realise that this kind of insurmountable information advantage would be both stupidly strong and extremely cancerous to play against
there's a reason smoke grenades are almost always symmetrical
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the benchmark of "an advantage" is ink storm. see-through screen would be almost on par with 3's top bullshit specials power-wise while being a low-cmmitment special, and a head above the rest in terms of tilt potential. even if you want specials to be win buttons and not tools, this ain't it.it would be extremely unfun.
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unrealistic games do it too.
there's no reason to run screen because it's a special that requires setup and forethought in a game with ones that just kill on button press. remove top specials and nuanced stuff will have a place.
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ggggggs salami! great king was fun
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thank you ngmi very cool
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out fucking skilled
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I've been in the flar queue for four days now. I get overall splatter/enemy splatter and gold medals for objectives and I'm still losing. Doesn't matter what I do the enemy team is 90% of the time better than mine.
Currently have a 12-37 win rate. I guess the game is telling me to quit playing.
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wait for the splatfest tourists to go away
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i love people who don't realise that blobs' initial trajectory is almost the same as slosher's slosh and assume they are safe with inkjet or on grates
and also people who do so against explosher, like they won't just get directed twice in a row
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test woomy please ignoreis posting slow as fuck for everyone?
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https://youtu.be/6TZXmK4GfxI
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is it coded in their genes or what?
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you can turn it off
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>WHAT? some RANDOM yeb stole FRYE from me and even IMPREGNATED her? she's now even quitting deep cut to become a housewife for a random yeb from the STREETS?
>what can I say but catch yaBADABADOO later!
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how do you soften the pain of being in a skill low
as in, when your vision improves but your material skill is still plateu'd so it feels like you're just getting worse
makes me want to give up, i wish i could just not care about getting good
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It's an incel thing. The difference is that their society has been taught from very young that everything is competitive, so a common cope is that everything in life will come to them easily if they just up their game, that becoming #1 by definition means they take whatever the previous #1 had.
On the surface it seems better adjusted than "I'm not 6ft and my cock is less than 8 inches so I stand no chance because all women are whores" but they're the same aspect, and NTRfaggots are really obnoxious so maybe not.
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Callie's thicc summer floppers
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the system testing how many of these it takes for me to dc again huh
i wonder what the averages are like
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get inkstormed
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Why would you actually play splatoon when you can just daydream about fondling woomveem suction cups instead
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it's not "match predictions" per se, it's just using the average MMR values to predict match results, since the MMR values are glicko2-based you can make general assumptions. not very useful if it's like, "55%" but 80% is a pretty obvious indicator the matchmaker is on the grizz
why nintendo left MMR values and such into replays... who knows
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it doesnt from what i know prove engagement optimized matchmaking exists, just that sometimes you get shit ass matches
most common form of eomm is tilt/sentiment protection that'd mean each player has a per-session score indicating their likely sentiment, where close wins give the most positive sentiment, and distant losses give the most negative sentiment, and the system tries to avoid giving matches that will put the player sentiment below an expected point they might tilt
but even that is conjecture in splatoon's case
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They left it in for data miners to pretend they're badass hackers when in reality they're sore losers who can't handle that they lost a few matches in a row against a weapon that they aren't good at so that's what's been happening here
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At the very least splatoon 2 had room powers so you could somewhat anticipate a squash match. The lack of that information and aversion to deranking shitters when they don't belong, and making seasons 3 months were all terrible calls.
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Testing, testing, woom two veem.
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Why are we still here, just to suffer?
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https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/50131 /~/how-to-report-potential-infringe ments-of-nintendo-products
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test
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GGs SH, sorry I bailed out before end of rot, but that was a nice high(er) note to end on
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I wish there were better alternatives to this godforsaken shithole that aren't also dead as fuck.
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Oddly satisfying, like popping bubble wrap
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I meant in Open. When DC was someone from our room it counted as defeat and got -13p. When DC was a rando it counted as draw and 0p.
The former happened twice (bizarrely right when 4chan started shitting itself again). I didn't keep track if it burned a food ticket or not, but wouldn't be surprised if it did.
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oh yeah, if someone from your party DCs it acts like you DCing
- if in the first minute, you get a different error message and it counts as a loss
- otherwise, you are exempt from the "not a loss because a player left"
this is to avoid someone being the "dc guy" to let one person climb uncontested
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how do you figure out concretely what to improve at?
because "just get better aim" "just get better positioning" is discouragingly hard to apply advice when you're bashing head against wall
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Watching replays or posting them for other people to review. Ultimately it boils down to looking at how you died, what you were doing when you died, what could you have done if anything to prevent your death, what was the enemy doing before you died, what was the game state like, what were the other players that weren't directly involved in your death doing, what were the rest of the players doing, and finding a couple things to improve.
A general thing would be adapting to players as the match goes on. I didn't think this person would hit this. The second time it came around I realized I was going to make the same mistake and ended up with a trade instead.
You could also apply review to something common like respawning, superjumping and getting splatted when you land. There are times where it's fine to risk a death if it means pushing the objective when it's 2v4 but there are times when it's 3v3 and your team doesn't have enough ground covered to safely jump in so it's best to do it the slow way.
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Not him but kind of related, I wrote this earlier during open and it feels a bit silly to post it now but whatever.
>I wish everyone would not outrange, outmaneuver and outpaint me for a match or two.
>Yeah I'm feeding like a retard, but I honestly don't know what else to do, other than to pick my nose in the base.
>Also which button do I press to make kraken stick to the tower like it's superglued (like every time the enemy uses it), because whenever I try it it feels like the enemy only needs to fart in my general direction to blow me off of it.
Shit like webm related tilts the living fuck out of me, and that's only a few examples from today that I felt angry enough to capture.(I swear I wasn't throwing SH, I'm just retarded I guess).
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look at the map and plan ahead
learn to make risky plays
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776329388560130.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776329388560130.webm
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just tardrush bwo that's what soda's for
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>everyone is playing pokopia, tomodachi wife or animal crossing
i wonder what creates so much overlap between splat's community and comfyge community
you'd think a competitive strategic shooter would be alien to comfybots' entire modus operandi
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Pre-Crisis Splat Tim?
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Cute Splatoons
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teehee give me more art you cucks
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My attempt at balancing stingray with a new special.
>more damage but no shockwave
>pencil range
>still pierces through terrain
>have to place a hydrant for it to activate like with cooler
>hydrant can be destroyed by opponents shooting it or colliding with terrain
I know people didn't like it in 2 but the devs are intent on having a long range beam special for both pvp and salmon run.
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nah, we should just make it a main weapon
a charger that has two charge rings, first ring is a regular charger except slightly shit range/charge ratio like goob's full charge, second ring is 3 full seconds of charge to get a beeeeam
pierces everything including armor, no shockwave, splat charger range and just enough duration to kill one dood, mostly used for finishing people off and for displacement
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Short open?
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GGs open
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GGs open, thanks for joining.
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GGs open.
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mullet wooms
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Meant for >>563772189
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fuck i really do not want to wait another year for raiders
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you better hope the july 30th game is splatoon raiders and not fire emblem
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>dc
That's it. My connection's been spotty this week. GGs.
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Quick King anyone?
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Nice!
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GGs good kill.
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GGs! Quick and easy!
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teehee you should draw me give me free drawings >>563554997
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oh to be comforted by takozonesu
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Why is Bloblobber so fucking bad in Salmon Run? It should be good DPS or clearance but it can't do fucking anything. The shot hitbox is tiny for actually doing damage yet it clanks and gets eaten by everything. The ink efficiency is only decent. The whole rotation sucks but Blob is the one weapon that feels like it should be good.
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Judd and li'l Judd
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next pachikon
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