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>>563604187
/chess/ be thriving

>>563604187
Larpov is a massive faggot.

>33% more people are watching the Giri-Sindarov direct cam than the commentary
Jancels and P Sviddies, it's over

>Anna played the dullest line and groveled her way into a draw in a mutual must-win situation
why did she do it?

>>563605040
no balls

Remember when some jeet itt was obnoxiously hyping Shartnanandhaa as the next Kasparov? Now he's been thorougly exposed in 2 Candidates and turned out to be the most boring zoomer player.

>>563605473
https://vocaroo.com/1eQRelQ7vt1d

How do we solve the slurping problem? These retards haven't tried winning a game in a week. If Sindarov offered a draw at move 1, giri would take it.

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>>563605709
Goes hard

>>563605995
Make a draw worth .4 pts

>1 move outside theory
>poopoopeepeedananda is losing so he could win a piecerino
The jeets final form

>>563605995
You pick a different game or standardize 960 classical. Although the newer gen makes it look like less of an issue.
Btw Giri did somewhat try but Sindarov simply neutralized it. He beat Hans in a sort of similar way in that crucial game in the Grand Swiss.

>>563606090
Made in 20 minutes using AI

https://vocaroo.com/1fMa1WxtLB9U

erGODmuş wins again.

*INHALES*
DRAWGIRI AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GODokhir Windarov

drawish giri bros... another half point secured! Our elo rating? Maintained

>>563607037
You know I kind of had a feeling that was possible

I'm sub 1000 elo and I need a new opening to play with the black pieces. I'm tired of getting my ass beat when I play most Caro-Kann variants.

>has to win on demand with white
>draws
GOAT slurper

>>563608024
sub 1000 Elo means play whatever the fuck you want it doesn't matter
Just try to drill in yourself that you should castle before attacking, don't take every trade that's offered, if you don't know what to do then activate your least active piece, and after every opponent move ask yourself what they want

end of

Perfect interview by Jan with Sindarov

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been stagnating on puzzles (online) :|
so i will try puzzles (book) :O

is this a good one?

Pookesh is going to get annihilated by this fella.

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You have to win on demand and you get this position. Wwyd?

>>563608441
Same boat sis, let us know how it works if you get it

>>563608874
Beg in game chat because Qxa6 and Rf3 are not cutting it.

>>563606767
And faggotoana chokes a draw, this game was the quintessence of pre-sindarov era chess

>that Bibisara interview
what a cutie
I'm ready for Uzbekhs to save chess after this bit of a scare by the jeets

Flushdarov

>Zhu's face as she's coming to terms with blundering into a completely lost position
why is it so hot?

>>563605473
Don't worry, soon enough he'll name about 7 players in different posts over a few months then come back to gloat when one wins some tournament.

>>563608690
this fella will get annihilated by someone else in two years
and that fella will get annihilated by someone else in two years
how do you feel about getting 5 new "world" champions every decade?

>>563610865
man of culture

>>563611110
yes

Wei Yi was more Hikky than the actual Hikky in this tourney. He farmed the biggest shitter, he choked against Fabi and saved a ton of fuck ugly/objectively lost positions.

>>563611110
this would be a 900 puzzle on lichess why even post this

>tfw you make a blunder which looks so fucking retarded that your opponent spends 3 minutes examining your move to guess what you meant by it only for him to blunder too once he cant figure it out and thinks its a trap

>>563611110
Yeah, if rook doesn't take its M1, if rook takes Ra8+ Rf8 Bd5+ queen can block you take regardless Kh8 and Rxf8# is coming

>>563611078
I couldn't care less. I'm only interested in my own improvement. The fact that some turbo spergs are so good at this game that they get to duke it out with other turbo spergs at the highest level doesn't concern me at all.

>>563611110
It’s a good sacrifice. Pretty simple but cool.

>>563611078
I'm excited. It's time for the WC to be hotly contested again. The Kaspy/Magzy type reign is not the norm.

Did the candidates save \chess\?

what's the next big tourney?
i know hans has some matches lined up but idk with who

>>563616987
I stopped coming while the candidates were happening after round 3 because anons were being way to aggressive about their opinions, and seeing as I'm the most normie coded poster I'm guessing no.

>>563617162
they yaid ths WC match is in a couple months

we live in a world where the two most recent "world" champions fell off top 10 and hans "only cheated online" monke is near top 10

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>Giri drawing on demand with white in a must-win game

>>563617241
>I stopped coming while the candidates were happening after round 3
No you didn’t.
>because anons were being way to aggressive about their opinions
Still malding about the fact that you will always be retarded and 100% deserve to be told that every minute of your life. Same retard who tried to teach me the definition of “objectively”, no doubt in my mind

>>563618203
>EVERYONE IS FOLLOWING ME. EVERYONE IS AGAINST ME.

Damn, that's some fucked up shit, go get your meds, you really need help.

>>563616987
4chan has started messing up on demand so probably not

>>563618661
Thanks for confirming retard. And yes I know, it’s always “heh meds” that’s your only ever rebuttal. You saw that was the meta burn in 2017 and haven’t figured out a new one since. Just totally and consistently dumb
You will always be retarded. Commence samefagging operation

>>563616987
I was happy to spend the last couple weeks following the event with my frens.

>>563616987
we had a small period of activity which got immediately ruined by resident schizo having a meltie and spamming the fuck out of the thread

>>563618203
Nigga I'm the guy who argued with you about objectively. Not him. Please stop seeing ghosts.
>t. NTA

>>563620112
>>563620531
And there it is. You are so fucking stupid

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Smother him up

Can we all just get along?

>>563621607
I was HURT. Traumatized. Self-esteem destroyed by your little sarcastic remark. No, I won't take any more put downs from you lot. Apologize to me NOW!

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>>563621250
If I was you, I wouldn't have a schizo meltdown over a 4chan post. I would listen, and that's what you never did.

>>563620531
your /vst/ thread failed, your /tg/ thread is still dead
please kys asap

>>563599708
not a thing huh?
>>563619005
>why does everyone keep calling me crazy?I know it must be a conspiracy by my nemesis!Yes that's the only sane explanation

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>>563622218
>zoomers in here are STILL accusing me of being the PBT
Oh no no no zoomersissies... we're so schizo

>>563622218
Oops, that’s your own post
You will always be retarded
>>563622302
You literally unfailingly confirm it’s you every time because you are retarded. It’s crazy that you don’t understand the linear nature of these events, even for a retard. You
1. Be literally retarded, as only you can be
2. Get called retarded
3. Very obviously in self defense the exact same way you always do, with your lower case companion
4. Get called out for samefagging
5. >S-schizo!!
>Later that day…
1. Be retarded
2. Get called out as the well known samefag retard who calls everyone a schizo
3. N-no! Schizo! See my post earlier in which I talk about the schizo! Meds now!

And what’s even funnier is you will literally be told exactly what you’re going to do… and then you do it. You just… do it. Right on cue. Like what level of retard? I don’t understand how you’re real

But it’s been very persuasively demonstrated to you how deeply pathetic and utterly retarded you are many, many times, and, as has already been said many, many times, you are still here doing this, over and over, and always will be, unfortunately. We’re all still waiting for you to kill yourself

>>563622381
Nice recovery dumb fuck

>>563622840
Post a challenge I dare you faggot

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>>563622720
>>563622840
Your liquid intelligence is boiling over, cuck fag. The meltdown is already beginning

>>563622720
>1. Be literally retarded, as only you can be
>2. Get called retarded
you had a melty about a completely innocuous post that wasn't even about you specifically
>And what’s even funnier is you will literally be told exactly what you’re going to do… and then you do it.
yes it's very predictable that when the batshit schizo starts having a melty many people will call him crazy, it will happen every time without fail because you are so obviously insane
it's very ironic that you take that as proof that you are not being crazy and paranoid

>>563623150
How hard did you punch yourself in the head when you replied to the wrong post retard?

99 percent of crime happens where nipples are covered up

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#FreeTheNipple

>>563623576
I hope Divya won't cover her nipples when she murders my cock.

No actually we won’t move on that easily.
This >>563621250 was very obviously meant to reply to me >>563621250 the “schizo pbt” boogeyman you were trying to gang up on
But you accidentally friendly fired your samefag just above it. Then in a horrid attempt to recover you embarrassingly posted >>563622381
As you’ve been told, you are way too retarded to play these games. You will never succeed. You are R E T A R D E D.
R
E
T
A
R
D
You can sit and marinate in this L for a bit. You need it. The sooner it sinks in that you need to kill yourself, the better.

>>563623332
that wasn't me, I don't think you are the pastebin tranny for one you are an amerimutt and he's italian more importantly as much of an autistic weirdo as he is he's nowhere near as unhinged and aggressive as you are, in fact in retrospect it's clear a lot of the the melties we blamed on him were you going all the way back to the tg vg split

>>563623982
*First post was meant to be >>563622218

>>563623984
>Th-that wasn’t me!!
Yeah we know lmao. Unfortunately you’ve really put yourself in a tough spot with this one, since literally nothing else is possible. Usually there’s at least a little wiggle room for you to be a worm. Not this time.
R E T A R D

Btw
>in fact in retrospect it's clear a lot of the the melties we blamed on him were you going all the way back to the tg vg split
Kek cute. I’m genuinely surprised you were able to rub two digits in your IQ together to come up with a sly wink this diabolical. At least we both know who you are, and that you should kill yourself. The bad news is, that you know, and embrace it, and won’t be going anywhere. Which I already knew too.

>>563623982
>>563624130
>we
lol
>it's clear a lot of the the melties we blamed on him were you going all the way back to the tg vg split
to prove and clarify this tell me with a straight face these aren't your posts lmao:
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/461604025/#q461607145
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/461604025/#q461607958
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/461604025/#q461608524
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/461604025/#q461608857
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/461604025/#q461610312
this is so obviously you and not the pbt, Iguess it was easier to believe there was only one insane anon mindbroken by the move but yeah in hindsight there were two and the pbt got a lot of blame for your insanity
>>563624360
not trying to convince you, it's clear you are too far gone and will never stop believing anyone you're arguing with and every post that triggers you with is your boogieman, I'm mostly trying to amuse myself and maybe other anons by showing the extent of your insanity

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Holy shit the meltdown is in full motion now. Don't let him thread split. We need this melty on demand I WILL flush this guy

>>563624697
Fascinating encyclopedic knowledge of all the other times you got called out, but you’re not the same guy who’s always getting called out. You will always be retarded
Remember when you replied to the wrong post >>563622218, tried to recover with an embarrassing samefag >>563622381, and then ridiculously claimed that it was different a lower case companion >>563623984 ?
I do since it just happened. I don’t even need an archive!

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>>563625436
How long will zoomers keep coping about the fact that there are multiple people ITG? Will they ever accept it?

>>563625672
Oh there are for sure multiple people, at least 4 on average. That was never in question. There being multiple people AND your transparent retarded samefag tactics are not mutually exclusive.
Tell us more about all the times you got called out, that you have saved, but aren’t the guy in question, and also it’s always schizos and unfounded.
You will always be retarded

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>>563625804
I don't have any times I've gotten called out saved. If I was you, I wouldn't assume everyone (You)ing me was the same guy. I would listen to what they had to say, and that's what (You) never did.

>>563625436
notice he didn't even try to deny those were his posts, imagine seething over an imaginary nemesis on an anonymous forum for literal years lol
I would almost feel bad for him if he wasn't so fucking obnoxious

>>563623737
What kind of German phenotype is this?

>>563625436
Just curious, and genuinely NTA. What makes you sure those 3 posts you linked are him?

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Just curious, and genuinely not homosexual. Does anyone think that Hans pic upthread was kind of hot?

>>563626064
Notice you can’t respond to the fact that you have no explanation for why you would have those saved except that you are in fact the retard in question. The fact that they aren’t all me is a given and doesn’t require elaboration. Every time you post you only defeat yourself, because you are literally retarded. R E T A R D
>>563626142
1 I already knew and said he was going to samefag, so that’s first of all. He literally just did it on cue, as he always does.
2 He always samefags the same way, search “lower case companion” in the archive for proof. He always has a little tard-along in a lower case sidecar taking up his cause.
3 He replied to himself while trying to accuse me of being “pbt” one of his boogeymen. My post is the only post that could have been read as being “pbt” in context. Nevertheless, “the guy” he replied to on accident responded defensively as if the accusation against himself could even make sense, because it was the same guy who couldn’t handle the embarrassment of responding to the wrong post, which isn’t even a big deal, using the opportunity to try to seem like multiple people again. If I hadn’t interjected he probably would have enjoyed a back and forth with himself and extended the conceit of actually meaning to reply to that guy even further.

None of it’s hard to see once you’re used to it and know you’re dealing with a literal subhuman retard. Expect the most pathetic, retarded thing to be the case, and it will be.

He’s proven all this correct already by dropping his encyclopedia of links all accusing him of the same thing for years btw, like he always does. It’s him. Always isS

>>563626525
How long has he samefagged here? Does he have a name? What's his E.L.O? I'm a newfag so sorry if these are dumb questions

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>>563626525
>would have those saved
I simply remembered all the schizo melties in the early vg threads and quickly found them, pic related

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>>563627125
>ITA
>01:15
Holy shit are you genuinely the PBT? I thought we were just trolling this schizo.

>>563626627
He’s the reason for the split from /tg/. People say we got chased here by the jannies on /tg/, we were posting on /tg/ for years with no issue. What they forget is that the jannies were cracking down for a reason. He was the reason. He showed up and schizo’d out to the max and we tried moving to /sp/ multiple times and appealed to the /tg/ jannies over and over to no avail. This was when the real /chess/ died and most people left. But he organized an exodus with his samefag army and now anyone who wants to post in /chess/ posts in his personal insane asylum because it’s the only general with any activity.
To this day he malds extremely hard about /tg/ and the boogeyman he created over there, “PBT”. He loves his boogeymen. Now these days he has “the schizo” (anyone who calls out his blatant samefagging).
What you have to understand is that this person is genuinely retarded and actually mentally ill. It all sounds insane unless you fully conceptualize the biggest neet failure shut-in basket case.
He’s theorized to be a guy called Canadian 1900 whose appearance in /tg/ coincided with the massive shitspam and death of the general. This was a guy who claimed to have broken 1900 elo OTB without ever playing chess before, was a pathological liar and was accused of cheating in anon games. Could be him. Could also be a guy named zoombam who’s the lichess’s (dead) team leader. Doesn’t really mattee WHO he is, just what he is.
I mostly ignore him but sometimes he annoys me enough that I have to remind him he will always be retarded. This is what you should reply to him when you see him.

>>563627315
https://vocaroo.com/1fMa1WxtLB9U

>>563627125
Yeah retard, you simply memorized posts from literal years ago that weren’t even directed at you, as you claim, and “quickly” searched them up. Insane that you would even try such an obvious lie. You will always be retarded

>>563627315
Have you ever defeated him? Probably, considering he's a retard. But I mean what can you expect, we live in a country where 70% of people voted for an orange racist pedo lol. Is he Indian? It seems like people around here are always racist towards Indians so it would make sense just to troll that guy haha.

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Room service?

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Is anyone melting down today? It's sunny outside so I'm getting some good melting going on

>>563627420
Can you make one of a gay sounding man commenting on the thread while driving.

>>563627531
If by defeated you mean demonstrably proven he’s the retarded samefag, I and others do that constantly. It isn’t hard, because he’s retarded and usually outs himself on his own. If you mean defeated as in made him ashamed and gotten him to shut the fuck up one time, no. He is shameless. He knows he’s retarded, he knows he’s pathetic, he knows he lost, he will still be samefagging and pivoting and posting “rebuttals”. I’ve said before he’s similar to a serial killer, but obviously with infinitely less aura. He knows what he’s doing is wrong. He doesn’t care. He knows what he is and when he’s been exposed. Doesn’t care. He knows when I say “commence samefagging” that samefagging right on cue would be the most obvious, most retarded thing he could do. Doesn’t care. He is the definition of a subhuman. Retarded and utterly moralless.

>>563627876
Yeah that guy seems pretty crazy dude. I'm lucky I'm not him he's subjectively evil, but not objectively or anything thobeit. That would be a misuse of words and anyone who did that would be just as bad as him

>>563627274
why would pbt argue against his only supporter? there are several italians here or at least used to be
>>563627509
it was literally the third ever proper vg thread ever I posted and I sorted them by oldest as you can see in the pic,so yeah it was quick and remembering the generic fact that you were having massive daily melties around the time of the split isn't exactly an insane feat of memory
to be clear I'm not trying to explain this to you, you are far to stupid and insane to understand anything that conflict with your paranoia I'm just clarifying for the benefit of newfags that could buy your psychobabble

>>563628072
No, it would be a colloquialism, which you apparently still need to google. You probably even already did, and still don’t get it. Same way you never feel ashamed. You are just hard stuck as a disgusting retarded subhuman. And always will be?

>>563628074
Didn’t read, you lost, you will always be retarded, kill yourself. Bored

>>563628183
Quiet PBT

how do i get better at chess?

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>>563628354
Did read, you won, you will always be a genius, pamper yourself. Entertained

>>563628501
i dont get it

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>>563628354
>AAAHHHHHHHHH why are you copypasting from the archive I'll fucking kill youuuu!!!1!!1!!!!
now I wonder if he's that schizo as well, the unified schizo theory of /chess/

>>563628275
I just killed myself, what now?

>>563628713
Quiet PBT

>>563628823
Retard-kun…

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>>563629017
Baby don't call me that. It doesn't have to be this way bby we can be friends...

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>>563627698
She’s not interested.

>>563629383
Who is that? What anime is she from?

I made the /vst/ thread btw. But I made it when I was drunk and motivated but when I woke up and returned to reality I realized there was no way I was going to be able to keep it alive long enough to get any traction because I am employed. Darn!

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>>563629531
GGRRR FUCK FUCK FUCK KILL YOURSELF FOR DOING SOMETHING I HAVEN'T DESENSITIZED MYSELF TO!! I NEED TO MELT DOWN!!!!

>>563629485
Bruh moment. Look at this out of touch unc
This is what happens when you spend your whole life samefagging on /chess/

>>563629485
>Axel in Harlem
I know it’s up your alley.

>>563629991
I got that reference.

>>563630008
I'll give it a watch. I just finished watching Gundam and I was looking for a new show so I'll take the rec.

>>563630109
What’s gumdum about can you make it related to chess

>>563630201
I've never watched it unfortunately. I've heard it's pretty objectively bad though. To make it related to chess, are you rooting for Sindarov or Gukesh in the WCC?

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Wtf is this… win on command??

>>563631026
This is contrapulating my brain right now

>>563630781
You just said you finished watching it lol your dumb

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>>563631551
I lied. Sue me.

>>563631841
Many such cases retard

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If Pookesh manages to jeet (cheat) against my GOAT and “shock the chess world” I swear to god I will never speak of, think about or hear one word about chess again

>>563632197
Objectively I'm not retarded thosayu

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Bibisarasimps... not like this...

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r/chess Indians are already coping

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Jeet woman interviewer: Are you frens with Gukesh? :P
Sindarov: I’m not friends… I’m good with Arjun, and Nihal. With Gukesh, I never really meet him much in tournaments. That’s why he became world champion. *grins*

Kek

>>563632639
They have been openly dating for a while now. But on that note, I really need to cure myself of my affliction before Alua inevitably gets a bf and I deal myself major psychological damage for no reason.

I love when people think they’re cooking while they eat poisoned pawns and then ragequit soon after

https://lichess.org/NmTeWdZO/white

>>563632449
Prove it. Give 3 examples.

What’s everyone’s favorite soda? I really enjoy me some Mountain Dew

>>563634846
Mountain Dew regular is fucking shit, but actually my favorite soda is probably Baja Blast
People even call me the Baja Blaster

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>>563634846
never forget

>>563634954
Cool can we start calling you that around here? The raja blaster

>>563635151
Fapple sounds good

>>563635159
You have been banned from r/lichess for this post.

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>>563633764
Fuck you're right. It's the fate of all simps I suppose, I just don't want to suffer it.

>>563635356
I’ve never been there can you test it and post results? I just think it’s a cool nickname for the anon, the raja blaster!!!

>Divya tries Karla-Kann maxxing
>still loses

Cringe. She’ll be rinsed out of top competition within a year
None of these shitters can beat Ju Wenjun anyway. Waste of time

>>563635396
Yeah you should work on it too bro. I know there’s at least two of us infected. Also since the viral selfie moment her gram has become infested with Indians and that made me realize I am behaving in a spiritually Indian way.

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>>563635620
My queen :)

>>563635964
The only really interesting matchup for her is Hou Yifan coming out of retirement
She has no interest tho. Ju Wenjun should reign for a long time

>>563635964
Wow she’s beautiful

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>>563636291
>>563638419
This is actually kind of weird guys, how comes all the cute chess girls are asian or brown? You never see people ITG simping for white chess girls like the botezes or that russian girl who literally does porn. But you do see people simping over Divya and my queens Alua and Ju Wenjun. It's even stranger because this is supposed to be the racist website

>>563639096
What color is the pink girl those two anons were obsessed with? Also, Krush has always been my crush.

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>>563626525
>>563626627
>>563627315

>>563639096
And what about Dino and Anal and Rudolph they’re white. I think you’re wrong, dead wrong.

>>563639239
I'm sorry bby I was just trying to get him to continue paragraphdumping. I'll do better next time, he doesn't even like me he's still mad at me over not liking him saying "objectively"

>>563639232
>>563639303
They never get posted here though, why?

>>563639453
I’m objectively very smart trust me my mom and the nice social worker lady told me they said I’m specialer than other adults

>>563639523
How long have you been on \chess\? I see them posted every thread there’s been entire pink girl threads. And the Karla is white passing

>>563639096
>You never see people ITG simping for white chess girls like the botezes or that russian girl who literally does porn
Because they are not chess players, they are OF adjacent groupie whores that no self-respecting male gives af about, who are only using chess as a grift. They could fuck off and play Fortnite like Amouranth, and have the same simp audience. Also, as an aside, they're not even that good looking, Andrea is a generic mid bimbo club whore, and Dina is straight up an ugly hag jew. Even Anna Cramling who has the best claim to not being a totally vacuous whore has an annoying retard voice, dessicate gawky body and inserts herself into everything. Her whole gimmick is "HEY GUIS, TODAY I WILL BE BLUNDERING MY QUEEN AGAINST MAGNUS CARLSEN XD" That whole harem is loathsome and annoying.
>But you do see people simping over Divya and my queens Alua and Ju Wenjun
Because they're actual chess players and real women, not stupid whores.

>>563639096
>You never see people ITG simping for white chess girls
muzychuks, autism-chan, the greasy goblin, cunnymena, that nazi chick
even steppemonkey kazahks are like half white

>>563639662
Oh pinkamena sorry I didn't quite get it. Karla sure yeah don't know how I didn't think of her. To be fair she isn't really simped over in the same way, she's more an idea than a face. I dont remember any of the others getting posted in at least some months.

>>563640050
Hmm. It could in a funny way be that genuine simpery is reserved for the less whorish chess girls because they're more genuine. So you may be right. And there are Judit fans here as well.

>>563640809
There was a guy talking about forcefully marrying Karla it was intense she still posts but she hides now but I can recognize her posts she has a certain style that gives her away

>>563640809
Divya is considerably hotter than any of the e-whores, that's the funny thing. Truly a chasm between the rabble and the royal in this world

If you don't use Prettier Lichess, are you even sentient?

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>>563644137
it sucks, i made my own

>>563633257
hehe, I love this guy

>>563644309
That's cool but I do prefer Prettier Lichess ngl

>there are italians in the thread

>>563641452
Karla is among us? She could be reading this thread at this very moment! She could be me, or even you!

>>563641898
She is pretty hot yeah.

Kek Sindarov says the reason his progress was slower than normal is because until recently he was mainly playing Counter Strike
https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1slvtiz/sindarovs_love_for_counter_strike/

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how many schizos are shitting up this general? i get a feeling there are two, frequently attacking each other. or is it one, harassing random posters? or just one, arguing with himself?
whatever the answer, this is the lowest quality thread i repeatedly visit at this site

>SAY MY NAME
>huh what?
>say my name p-please
>ok chris or whatever your name is

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GM

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>>563649154
>i get a feeling there are two
>or is it one
oh my sweet summer child

So I missed all of the Candidates, can somebody fill me in on this Sindarov fella?
Is he cool or is he a square?

>>563649154
I don't care about the number but it makes this already dead general even deader

>>563649168
Kek do Chrises really

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Missed mate in one
I have been playing this game for years. And I still… missed mate in one

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What's the best book for beginner/intermediate players on strategy?

>>563654171
My System by Nimzowitsch
Soviet Chess Player by Realnigga9000

>winning against an indian
>they abandon the game instead of resigning
is this a pattern or am i imagining things? i feel like this happens to me a lot

>>563654171
How to win at chess by Levy Rozman

Notice how when zoomers are raging out they can’t even come up with specific allegations anymore. It’s just “you are the resident /chess/ schizo” or “you have a samefag companion!” or whatever nonsense.

It’s called disagreement. It used to be allowed in this world.

where can i find a nice shiksa to kibbitz with

>>563654716
Thanks anon.
>>563655182
Isn't that book for complete beginners though? As in like under 1000?
>>563656173
Come with me on my trip to Tel Aviv once the war ends. We can play volleyball on the beach with Jewish women during the day and hit the clubs at night. I heard they love goys for quick flings.

>HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA I WON I WON I WON YOU LOST YOU'RE A LOSER LOOOOOOOOSER HAHAHAHAHAHA
How to respond to this without sounding mad?

Does anyone else think that Blüballs actually had a crazy performance? He tied with Hikaru and placed ahead of Pragg lol

TIL Kramshit “beat” Leko in their world championship match by drawing against him 7-7, and even had to win the final game to do so
Fucking fraud

>>563658242
Not really, if you’re not trying to win the tournament and just draw a lot you can do decently. The other players were taking chances to try to win which is double edged and resulted in losses. In Candidates the only place that matters is first

>>563658242
definitely better than i expected
hikaru made it back? i thought it was over for him, i stopped watching a few days ago

>>563658242
He drew against everyone except Fabi it’s a great result for him. Hikaru is washed and only got there because of the rating bs playing in Mickey Mouse tournaments for 2 years. Pragg got 2-0´d by Windarov

haven't been following the women's candidates but why isn't a chinese winning? and does the challenger have any chances against the champ

>>563659027
>why isn't a chinese winning
because the favorite choked and the other one jobbed.
>and does the challenger have any chances against the champ
realistically no but Bibisara is at least clutch and /strongmind/ but the jeet is getting flushed no mercy. technically Zhu still has an outside chance and the all Chinese match would be interesting but she's been exposed as a choker so it would probably play out similar to the Tan match.

Wake me up when white men are playing
*honk shoo mimimimi*

>>563659919
we need five of them to align at 7.5 each, or as many as possible. then Bibisara/Lagno/Muzychuk to win

I missed the entire Sindarov vs Wei Yi game

>>563629135
She looks hot but also retarded at the same time. There's something off about her face I can't quite put my finger on.

No-Lossarov

>>563661656
As an autist the way I've learned to judge is by covering the mouth and seeing if I can guess the emotion.
Based on results and experience I think she was putting too much effort into angle maxing for face shape and didn't put enough effort into emoting making her look souless.
But gooners will not notice, so it doesn't matter.

>>563658214
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>563662172
try covering your mouth instead

Divyadeviants...

>>563664174
Why not spin 720

>>563666572
because XBOX 360 NOT 720
poostation 3 has no gaems btw

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picrel

I know it's not something that can be blamed on the players but it really irks me when they're ESL or EFL and I can't understand a thing they're trying to say through their thick accent and Engrish

>>563667372
that's funny cause I always thought clean English just feels out of place in chess

>>563634846
for me its ice cold coke zero

>>563634846
Sprite. I'm a gymcel though, so I mostly just drink other zero-calorie sodas since they don't have Sprite Zero where I'm from.

>>563669178
Same, except just cardio and yoga, I like how it's clear, it doesn't hurt your throat, and isn't like insanely sweet and is caffeine free.

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>he put himself in the favorites
lol lmao even

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>a 2400 is winning the women candidates
lol

>Tan losing again
:(

>>563670606
I don't get why everyone glazes Pragg, the guy does not have the tournament results to back it up.

>>563604372

How’s my favourite deviant chess club doing today?

>>563671614
listening and winning objectively on demand while rooting for carlson

It’s cool Prag won the women’s tournament

>>563671614
I wish I could put you and Larpov in a blender.

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the board plan i just filed with the jannies lists me, my weaverbros, dr howell here, but only one schizo
first one to talk gets to stay on my general
who paid you to shit up the thread?

>>563673103
https://vocaroo.com/1fMa1WxtLB9U

>>563604372

I broke my hand in a fit of rage. Guess i can't play blitz anymore

What made you so angry maybe we can help

I broke my dick in a fit of lust. Guess i can't masturbate to Divya anymore

Divyer... oh Divyer... a Fine lass you are.. nothin' but

dalit posts above

Divya PLEASE torture my cock with your long nails. Please Divya, I am BEGGING you to do it. I will be a good white slave.

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Is this you or just someone pretending to be you or something to that effect?

Spanish? Jewish.
Italian? Goyish.
Caro-Kann? Goyish.
French? Jewish
KID? Jewish.
QID? Goyish.
QGD? Goyish.
QGA? Jewish.
Najdorf? Jewish.
Taimanov? Goyish.
Meran semi-slav? Goyish.
Botvinnik semi-slav? Jewish.
Thoughts?

>>563679642
I have platinum blonde hair and A10 eyes. Your entire list is nonsense.

>>563679794
Who knows, maybe you're just a touch jew-ish.

Guys we need to do something about the state of this general. Where is an autist like me supposed to go if this place dies?

>>563679953
Want to make a discord together?

>>563679953
/gsg/ has autists who have been there 15 years and are still mad at each other
They refuse to reply to each other and will instead indirectly refer to posts they dislike by just typing the last three digits
Some of those posts are hundreds of posts up too sometimes

>>563679953
there's another /chess/ general on a different board... just sayin!

>>563681198
Isn't that one mostly just pbt samefagging?

>>563681552
no, it's just slower and little more strict so you have to stay on topic instead of writing about your sex fantasies with divya.

Marcus, do you think that /r9k/ post was Larpov?

>>563680915
/gsg/? Where?

Anyone drinking and playing tonight?

I'm nodding off high as fuck just finished my laundry and ready to smash some shitters in the first 15 moves

>>563682883
Nope, but I did just smoke a fat one before I queue up for a rapid game. Life is good. You know what I mean?

>>563684895
Post a challenge? Are you the 15 10 guy from the other day? You play the opening very solid

>>563684895
https://lichess.org/eeF6wguC

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Indian game.

Windarov and Winjun will flush them

>>563604438

Does Windarov have GOAT trajectory?

There was a video where Dina Belenkaya gave Alexandra Botez a 20 minute chess lesson. They said they would do more if the format was popular, I guess it wasn’t. Dina showed a position from a game of Bobby Fischer that she said is shown to every Russian chess student. The solution was to move black’s knight around to a better square.

I remember it because both women had gorgeous cleavage, especially Dina. It looks like it’s been scrubbed from the internet though. Does anyone remember it?

>>563687139
IT’S COMING HOME

Aaaaand DONE!
I just finished watching every video on Danyas (RIP) channel.
I started the day he died in order to honor him and just finished now.
I plan on doing it 63 more times or 64 times total in order to honor him completely.

>>563689143
Kek (at the names)
>>563689428
He doesn’t, but he could be unique in being a late bloomer. There’s a first for everything

i just beat an anon a queen odds can u post the game?

>>563690681
>late bloomer
>born 2005

>>563690785
Chess timelines, especially now, are stupidly accelerated. They’re not allowed to develop normally like in every other field.

I just played against the gayest anon ever he kept describing the taste and smell of dick as a distraction but he still lost

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I also played an anon that asked a lot of weird dick related questions, but sadly I lost all but one of our games :c

>>563690785
GOATs are always child prodigies that everyone sees coming from a long ways off and are at minimum top 3 players by 17 or 18. If Sindarov became a GOAT it would be the first time it comes out of nowhere

>>563692103
Post the game you won

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>>563692479
This one, I think that's the only one I won, he gave me queen odds

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There was another game he gave me queen odds, but he started threatening grannies and I blundered mate in 1

>>563693619
Are you actually gay?

>>563693825
I already told you, and I don't think the rest of the thread would want us having another detailed conversation about dicks in the gen, we can play another game some other time and you can grill me more if you'd like.

>>563692417
He was the second youngest grandmaster ever at the time and became top 3 at 20.

>>563694818
Nta just wondering if it’s true or pranking.

>>563694921
Yeah I knew there be some fucking retarded pseud who just HAS to be a contrarian about the most banal obviously correct statement in the world, you can choose to be an obtuse retard if you want, everyone in the world understands what I'm saying but you. Sindarov was not a highly touted, well known prodigy, he only burst onto the scene within the past year or so mainly due to his Freestyle results. Yes retard, he was also a young grandmaster, many such cases. That is not the qualifying metric for being a GOAT level prodigy. When Fischer was a young teenager he played the Game of the Century and lit the world on fire. That's what people mean when they say prodigy. Sindarov was the unremarkable, uninteresting #2 in his own backwater country his entire life. His results in Candidates are a shock, he has gained over 30 elo. Try your best to understand.

>>563695374
Yes, I am. I don't think I can prove it without doxxing myself, and it really isn't important.

>>563696238
Whatever happened to Mishra, he had some hype didn't he?

>>563696238
>Sindarov was the unremarkable, uninteresting #2 in his own backwater country his entire life.

It’s kind of interesting match because this could have applied to Gukesh as well. Pragg and arguably Arjun were above him. An Indian guy who doesn’t really follow chess but keeps up with his local news didn’t even really know who he was. He had only ever talked to me about Pragg. And another funny thing is when Gukesh beat Ding won he didn’t really give up a shit but when Gukesh beat Magnus in whatever random classical event they were playing he came up to me unprompted and said “You saw Gukesh beat Magnus?!”. Hahaha. Also he called Magnus “the English guy” I guess all Europeans are the same to them. Haha yeah some of them are alright. Most are annoying though.

But anyway yeah you are correct he was behind the two Nodirbeks in the Uzbek pecking order. But in my opinion it should be more normal for chess players to take big leaps in their early 20s. That’s how it is in every other sport.

And another funny thing is after Gukesh won

>>563696916
It’s okay there’s at least two other gay men here.

>>563697124
I’m drunk btw

>>563697217
Are we in a gay bar? Seems like this place is full of drinks and fags.

>>563697380
Why don't you talk about chess shithead. Hahaha I'm just kidding. I'm just messing with ya. We both know that's not gonna happen.

>>563696960
>he had some hype didn't he?
lol
just more jeet nonsense, an obviously bought and paid for title, hes a nobody

>>563696238
Karoov kind of sucked as a kid, no?

>>563696960
It's very common for "12 year old becomes grandmaster!!!!" hypejobs to fizzle out once they're adults. He reached 2600 at around 14 and is currently 2630 at 17. He claims he's not climbing in rating because he's not getting invited to top tournaments but he should have managed to grind out a higher rating in open tournaments by now. We'll see how strong he ends up being, my guess is low 2700 is his peak
>>563697124
Gukesh kind of just slipped through the cracks imo, it was right place right time. When he won Candidates
1. the old guard wasn't quite strong enough to dominate anymore and nobody in the newgen was strong enough to knock them off yet, resulting in a muddled tournament of pure mid, which allowed Gukesh to be the one to kind of fall ass backwards into winning, with simply decent results
2. Magnus had just vacated the title and the corpse of Ding was sitting in his place
Gukesh becoming champ was just kind of a weird blip in post-Magnus history. Sindarov will thump him and he'll be quickly forgotten and probably tumble out of top contention to be replaced by Arjun and Pragg
>But in my opinion it should be more normal for chess players to take big leaps in their early 20s
It's relatively common in general but not for GOAT tier players. Aronian took a big leap, Nepo was more of the typical child prodigy but kind of fizzled out and then became much stronger as he got older. But with how much young players are able to play and the resources they have access to now it wouldn't surprise me if Sindarov is just the first of his kind, and other background teenagers start popping out of the woodwork.
To be clear I do think Sindarov has the potential to be a GOAT, I was just answering that guy's question that in terms of comparing him to history, he's not technically been on a GOAT trajectory.

>>563697868
I feel the same way about that Bodhana girl, who's 2300 at 11. That shit just reeks to me. Even if there's no rigging going on these kids are going to get burned the fuck out. They're not capable of letting things develop naturally.

>>563697564
What’s your favorite opening named after an animal?

>>563697884
He was a bit mid but still regarded as one of the top Soviet prospects and being projected as the answer to Bobby years before the championship match fell through. He wasn't one of the most electric prodigies of all time for sure though, he did have a little bit of a surprising surge in strength around 21. But he was still a known prodigy and talked about beforehand

>>563698216
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokolsky_Opening

Orangutan Opening because I like to play the Nimzo-Larsen but sometimes I mouse slip 1. b4 and have to play that instead.

>>563698556
Cool I like the giraffe attack

>>563699946
Looks spiritually Indian. A rung above the Wayward Queen. When are ya gonna grow up son!!

>>563696238
I don't know, you said prodigy, he might not fulfill the "seen coming from a long ways off" part but he is objectively a prodigy if he was the 2nd youngest to become a GM. NTA.

>>563700365
Excuse me? I’ll beat you with my giraffe attack any time any place, sun

As a chess player I know what it’s like to be black for a day

>>563701163
Black Like Me: A story of one man's conquest of the challenge of the tempoless pieces

>>563700568
The "second third fifth first fourth youngest to ever become a GM!" stuff is a meme. Young titled players are the norm in professional chess, being a bit younger than normal for some headline is obviously not what I'm talking about. Maybe in a vacuum, being a young grandmaster makes you a prodigy, but not in the context of this conversation. You're getting hung up on semantics. A prodigy in the context of this conversation is someone who everyone is talking about as a top prospect from a young age, not because they became a GM young, but because of the quality of their play. GOATs have the world talking from a young age. Magnus was a famous prodigy playing Karpov and Kasparov from the age of 13. He was in a book about the greatest players of all time at the age of 19. That's what a prodigy looks like.
To draw a clear distinction between what you think I mean by prodigy and what it actually means, compare Mishra to Erodgmus. Mishra is the youngest GM of all time. He holds the record. He is currently stuck at 2600, now 17. Because simply being "youngest to do thing" is a meme, in his case conscientiously attempted by tiger parents who went very far out of their way to make it happen. Semantically, he is a "prodigy". Sure.
Erdogmus was also one of the youngest GMs of all time, but he's already higher rated than Mishra while 3 years younger, and his quality of play against top players is generating the kind of hype you normally see around future GOATs. That's what is meant by prodigy in chess. The only people who care about "youngest GM" headlines are normies and eventually, college recruiters.

>>563703220
I know it's considered bad form for retarded reasons ("reddit spacing") but you should really add a line break in between paragraphs. Makes it a lot more readable.

>>563689143
I don't care about who wins as long as it's not the jeet

>>563704685
Aw, is weading hard? You want me include pictures too widdle brainlet?

>>563704849
Paragraph breaks have been standard in written literature for centuries. The "reddit spacing" scare is solely a subhuman 4chan thing and a regression in my opinion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scriptio_continua

Unless you want to go back to the 2nd century.

>>563705196
Probably fair, I'll take it under advisement. run it by my people

>>563705196
go back

>noo you have to put paragraph breaks
>noooo thats reddit
this isnt your blog, if youre writing paragraphs i aint reading it regardless

>>563703220
I have to imagine the "youngest EVER to achieve X at age Y and Z days old!!!" title has to fuck with some of these kids' heads

>>563705265
I agree with you by the way. I said that originally; the accelerated timelines in chess these days are getting insane and thirdies that have the money and resources will beat their kids into achieving these artificial milestones before they even hit puberty for headlines alone. Not taking into account how humans are meant to naturally develop. It does them a disservice and stunts their growth if anything.

>>563705386
>>563705465

I sincerely apologize for talking about chess.

Someone mentioned Prettier Lichess the other day which I've found cool as fuck. But I don't really use lichess. Is there a similar one for com?

>>563705954
Yeah it's interesting seeing the Indians become hardcapped lately. Probably being pushed so hard by their parents is part of that. They're already burnt out. All of them have dropped out of the top ten. Sindarov, by contrast, was playing Counter Strike lol
>>563706026
Yes, it has the unfortunate name of "Chess Helper" which they should probably change, but it's kino
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/chesscom-custom-themes-bo/kdkckejnngdmlcephpnfaggaeofloode

Thoughts on Faustino Oro thoever? Magnus seems to speak highly of him. But he was also homo for Alireza which hasn’t panned out so far.

>>563706434
I don't spend my time thinking about little kids and their futures, nonce

>>563706616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUm6m2QERNM

Tell it to the marketing department bud

>>563707057
kek I know Magnus is doing this on purpose to fuck with his head the same way it worked for Alireza

>>563706434
Too young to say still, that simple. He's not even a GM yet. But if I had to evaluate him currently, I don't love what I see. He's positionally weak and kind of blitz-brained. Good with tactics and has good fundamentals but gets outclassed in Classical positional games. That's pretty much to be expected at his age and rating though.

That's my fucking goat btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7LxWYWJxKw&themeRefresh=1

>>563708484
It's sad that he's getting groomed to be a government propaganda asset

>>563708638
It's not any different than any other country though. Trump called the American hockey team when they took home gold

>>563709002
we need a new fischer-esque champion

>>563708484
Guess that answers if he's Muslim

>>563709657
Unfortunately the closest thing we have is Hans who is just larping as Fischer and is basically Kylo Ren
Next best chance is recessed-gums incel incarnate Andy Woodward
America is probably irrelevant in chess's near future

>>563709698
mixing religion and chess is weird as fuck
imagine the new world champion casually dropping he's following muslim practices

>>563706434
Watched 2 of his itws he’s a little shit who already has Hikaru’s ego without the chess to back it up

>Hikaru thinks Gukesh will win
Sindarov world champ confirmed

>>563709994
Does he fuck goats? If no, he's not really a muslim.

>>563718117
Pure salt if true

>>563719526
https://youtube.com/shorts/UBT8xyawMC8

>>563719795
I'm never the one to hate, but fuck this nigga. He's so petty and unlikeable it's insane.

>>563719795
Yeah salt. Gukesh isn’t even in the top 10 anymore and has never looked as good as Sindarov. To say he has a chance is fair since it’s just a mathematical reality and the universe can be random, but to confidently say if he “finds his form, he just wins” is based on nothing but salt